Divorce Monologue

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  • @richardgaines9450
    @richardgaines9450 7 років тому +169

    Craig is a National Treasure.........a once in a lifetime talent ----- a perfect blend of musicality, wit, charm, charity, class and intelligence.........America is blessed to have had him on TV .........too bad he quit..........

    • @HFHalvorsen
      @HFHalvorsen 4 роки тому +9

      Agreed! And the only one that was so smart and rapid enough to keep up with Robin Williams :-)
      I have never seen RW elsewhere, laugh out loud as he did in company with Craig.

    • @HiyoruMikiyazoya
      @HiyoruMikiyazoya 4 роки тому +5

      @@HFHalvorsen he had robin Williams cackling. What a great interview. On the subject, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles both had him in stitches for his Whose Line Is It Anyway appearance, if you haven't seen it check it out

    • @Fee212
      @Fee212 3 місяці тому

      I know. We have him back where he belongs.
      ♥️ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ♥️

  • @MrMiD.Life.Crisis
    @MrMiD.Life.Crisis 2 роки тому +15

    What a legend.
    On any other video on UA-cam people would say 'was this recorded on a potato', and i would say the obvious - 'don't like it, don't watch it'. I love the fact that everyone's here for the laughs. It could be a still photo with just sound but I wouldn't care. If I can hear Craig, I know I'm going to laugh!

    • @latheofheaven
      @latheofheaven 2 роки тому

      Actually, I think potatoes get a bad rap... Especially if you try to use them as a camera...

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 4 роки тому +77

    "I've been divorced twice!"
    *audience laughs*

  • @moharm09
    @moharm09 12 років тому +67

    whenever I watch old CF videos I find it strange without geoff peterson

  • @benadams3569
    @benadams3569 4 роки тому +51

    I had forgotten Craig used Angela Lansbury for Paul McCartney lol

  • @mmmodafoca
    @mmmodafoca 3 роки тому +14

    Only Ferguson can start a monologue talking about Divorce and end up talking shit about morning radio Dj's.. i fucking miss this sort of random talk comedians.

  • @CasssWhit
    @CasssWhit 11 років тому +107

    He talks about Paul McCartney's wife only wanting the left shoes...then in "How To Train Your Dragon" he says that trolls only steal your left socks....

    • @fredericmoresmau4303
      @fredericmoresmau4303 4 роки тому

      I Lost in Life
      In Life by measuring brain health and HAppiness
      I am a Looser

    • @numero9
      @numero9 4 роки тому +13

      It's actually because Heather Mills had her left leg amputated below the knee and wore a prosthetic since 1993. Kind of an ending punch after the salvo of jokes about her greediness.

    • @TheMelbournelad
      @TheMelbournelad 3 роки тому +1

      I totally missed that in the movie lol a troll using trolls. So meta

  • @flint9889
    @flint9889 3 роки тому +15

    You can hear is strong Scottish accent in the early vids

  • @LoveKaty92
    @LoveKaty92 11 років тому +27

    "You're going to heeeeell, no you're going!" LOL !!

  • @chrisanon2560
    @chrisanon2560 3 роки тому +7

    He looked over and I expected a gay robot to answer. Nope, this was an old show filmed before gay people existed.

  • @staidenofanarchy
    @staidenofanarchy 12 років тому +24

    his michael caine impression is hilarious

  • @pukeyourguts
    @pukeyourguts 8 років тому +31

    fuck he's just so so so good. damn shame he's gone

    • @amateurwave3593
      @amateurwave3593 8 років тому +2

      he's on a new history show called join or die!!!

  • @TheHouseOffice
    @TheHouseOffice 5 років тому +45

    I miss Craig's recurring jokes like feeding the hobos chicken. Etc. This show was a special gem for long time viewers.

  • @imok999
    @imok999 12 років тому +11

    That's an awesome michael caine impression.

  • @737mg
    @737mg 11 років тому +28

    Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney ?

  • @ashabdrah
    @ashabdrah 10 років тому +47

    Love you Craig.... Please don't leave the show....
    #CraigFerguson

    • @1TrueJuliet
      @1TrueJuliet 9 років тому +5

      Aishah Abdul Rahman I discovered him too late. I first found him in 2011. He left 3 years later, just when I was really starting to love him. How could you _doo_ this to me, Craig?!

    • @Puss1man
      @Puss1man 7 місяців тому

      hey man he left

  • @IMakeEpicSAMmiches
    @IMakeEpicSAMmiches 12 років тому +13

    When he said he was competing against dolly parton I was waiting for Geoff to say "my favorite is ms. Dolly Parton" sadly this was in the pre-Geoff era

  • @phaysyk
    @phaysyk 9 років тому +73

    Suck that he is gone....

    • @JustusPaul1
      @JustusPaul1 7 років тому

      +RUMBOOM England was only good under the stewarts anyways

    • @indigosubmarine8138
      @indigosubmarine8138 5 років тому

      Ya know I won't suck that he is gone where you want me to suck you power drunk ass

  • @philippedesaulniers
    @philippedesaulniers 12 років тому +26

    she wants half his shoes, just the left ones. Laughed my ass off!

    • @doubleT84
      @doubleT84 5 років тому +1

      Wait, after that, all the right ones are left.

    • @ericmansmith6423
      @ericmansmith6423 5 років тому +1

      Some people didn't get it

  • @zombenut
    @zombenut 4 роки тому +16

    Wish he was still doing this way more than Colbert or Kimmel.

  • @2HRTS1LOVE
    @2HRTS1LOVE 8 років тому +10

    Michael Caine was quite the hottie in his day, tall and blond. And I miss Craig! I wish he would come back somehow, maybe he just got tired of the grind and wants to enjoy his money, can't blame him, but he's in a class by himself.

    • @robm1639
      @robm1639 8 років тому +1

      +OGSpaceCadet He has a show on the History Channel, I think.

  • @CrazyBlonde2393
    @CrazyBlonde2393 11 років тому +13

    Craig, a lot of people are obsessed with you

  • @peticco
    @peticco 15 років тому +5

    nice! Please put up more.

  • @mahiligsainit
    @mahiligsainit 11 років тому +1

    while waiting for new uploads by onechrime2 . tnx for this

  • @danielmatlock4674
    @danielmatlock4674 10 років тому +10

    Craigywood.

  • @UKISOCIETY
    @UKISOCIETY 10 років тому +4

    Frosty, Bingo and Wheeze!

  • @SGTBizarro
    @SGTBizarro 6 років тому +9

    5:44 I thought my computer was making noises.

    • @ShieldsJustice
      @ShieldsJustice 3 роки тому

      SGTBizarro
      Even worse - I thought it was my iPad 😂

  • @jedcauffield1858
    @jedcauffield1858 8 років тому +9

    So who wants to build Craigywood with me? :D

  • @NotStuckJustResting
    @NotStuckJustResting 13 років тому +2

    I would so go to Craigie-wood!

  • @mguerra79
    @mguerra79 Рік тому

    «Graigywood!» «I might have it right now!»

  • @ronanphillips708
    @ronanphillips708 3 роки тому +2

    I hope you’re glad to know that i am your 1000th subscriber

  • @carvermckay
    @carvermckay 7 років тому +28

    3:34 back in my day I plucked more birds than Col. Saunders

  • @Apipoulai
    @Apipoulai 11 років тому +3

    Court TV FTW!

  • @Jessica0709
    @Jessica0709 14 років тому +5

    Please join my Facebook group "Give Craig Ferguson an Emmy for The Late Late Show!!" ;)

  • @johnzengerle7576
    @johnzengerle7576 3 роки тому +5

    The moment of silence in the strip clubs is hilarious.

  • @ginberryblue
    @ginberryblue 12 років тому +16

    Michael Caine --"Back in my day I plucked more birds than Col. Sanders." XD

  • @heydaygirl12
    @heydaygirl12 12 років тому +1

    "Do not judge me! I am just reporting!"

  • @Webotec
    @Webotec 11 років тому +3

    5:46 fucking "windows bing" tripped me as balls. Thought someone was doing something nasty from inside.. BTW.. Craig-o'Scotch-ish Ferguson is da man!

    • @benadams3569
      @benadams3569 4 роки тому

      I had to back it up more than once to make sure I heard it

  • @tapiten
    @tapiten 2 роки тому

    They have us drunks going and coming.

  • @annabrown9670
    @annabrown9670 3 роки тому +3

    TRUST ME I'M A LAWYER 😉

  • @idkyetdou
    @idkyetdou 11 років тому +4

    But Denver is before Philly...

  • @mattmattmatt6700
    @mattmattmatt6700 4 роки тому

    Miss ya.

  • @degeneral1
    @degeneral1 3 роки тому +1

    is that a window air conditioning unit in the set window? 3:57

  • @It_is_Tyler
    @It_is_Tyler 8 років тому +21

    Why did he leave 😫

    • @Lzuniga317
      @Lzuniga317 8 років тому +16

      +Tyler D He had come to the amount of time he had wanted to do the show for, he lasted 2 more years because they asked him to stay.

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 3 роки тому +1

    lol michael caine

  • @joebryant5537
    @joebryant5537 8 років тому +2

    Craig on a stick lol

  • @brendar9363
    @brendar9363 8 років тому +3

    I don't think Drew Carey ever followed through on that engagement. And I loved his comment. When the relationship ended, he stated he still planned to enhance his son's life. Yuck. Just yuck. Watch Craig's tribute to his Dad and learn.

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 4 роки тому +3

      Maybe I lose ability to speak English, or just can't grab a context, but I don't know what it means

  • @LeoniaCunha
    @LeoniaCunha 11 років тому

    Shit.... we can't see it anymore :/

  • @calfd983
    @calfd983 8 років тому

    so funny

  • @misstigermilk
    @misstigermilk 2 роки тому

    I had a relatively easy divorce because I decided not to be greedy and vindictive and use my energy to move on. Not always possible given a person's unique circumstances but I have probably made more money in my career after the divorce freed of a bad relationship than I ever would have made in a divorce settlement.

  • @jqyhlmnp
    @jqyhlmnp 2 роки тому

    Drew Carey is single

  • @ljplexus
    @ljplexus 16 років тому +1

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

  • @Zetsuke4
    @Zetsuke4 3 роки тому

    did he have a divorce?

  • @manningpaul
    @manningpaul 3 роки тому

    Fun Fact: Emanuel Swedenborg was actually born in Sweden. Download his latest book “Heaven & Hell” for free at swedenborg.com. You no it makes NO cents.

  • @swtsngr85
    @swtsngr85 9 років тому

    He's correct. Heather was a b_tch!

  • @m_tias
    @m_tias 4 роки тому

    When there were 69 comments until I commented...

  • @nicetry1183
    @nicetry1183 3 роки тому

    BAD PLAYBACK

  • @loftinsmith
    @loftinsmith 8 років тому

    They didn't give him 11:30

  • @wii2050
    @wii2050 11 років тому +3

    Divorce lawyers don't always go to hell, because god's moral compass is broken. God is mercyful and saves even the most horrible people if they repent before they die. Mercyful god is not just god.

    • @vaxx9922
      @vaxx9922 7 років тому +4

      And God is not real

    • @potmki6601
      @potmki6601 4 роки тому

      @Vax, metaphorically speaking

    • @sblack48
      @sblack48 4 роки тому +2

      God doesn't exist. The universe was created by The Great Pumpkin. I know. It's in a book and the book says it's true so it must me.

  • @cw1294
    @cw1294 3 роки тому

    The laugh track is cringe, love CF though

    • @WeeFreeMan78
      @WeeFreeMan78 3 роки тому +5

      No laugh track mate, he had a live audience, 110 people a show

    • @lucyhurst2534
      @lucyhurst2534 4 місяці тому

      Idiot.

  • @alangee7290
    @alangee7290 3 роки тому

    Jesus, that was tasteless, unlike Ferguson.