Craig Ferguson - Scottish Wedding, Lost Bag, Airline Rant 2008

While headed to a wedding in Scotland, best man Craig's bag with his Scottish regalia is lost by the airline. Here is his solution, along with his prolonged, infuriated rant. May 19, 2008
Note: The leather-clad dancer in the email jingle is Matt Baetz. :D

[@DizzyDior12]

"There y'are, then. Bag's gone."

[@gunjank]

HOLY HELL that map of Europe killed me! xD

[@non2002]

A 100 Scotsmen with a dagger and an open bar. What could possibly go wrong? LOL

[@Diamondelle84]

BMI disliked this.

[@peachie0keen]

1 KAZILLION MILES

[@djosiane]

I love Craig! he's hilarious!!!

[@AngieEnz84]

The idea of him carrying around a Hello Kitty bag cracked me the fuck up. And "On a good day, lipstick." Oh, Craig...
That rant/story was a thing of beauty. He has my sympathy-I wish he'd been along on my shitty plane trip a number of years ago, would've made things less stressful, that's for sure.

[@01dondraper]

While he hasn't been this good for a while, I'd still rather watch him than any other late night show currently on offer

[@x666zbm]

Damn! This jingle was something)))

[@tess8786]

i loved watching this!!!!!

[@craigycasablanca]

hahahaha THe map XD........"1 kazilllion Miles"!!

[@kiwieboss]

OMG Spain is Narnia... I'm from fucking Narnia! Yeeeeeeeeey!

[@wasabiluver]

@Fergufool I've been looking for this one and couldn't find it. Thank you so much for posting! This is one of my favorite Craigy-rants. xD

[@KaterinaP18]

he mentions Larnaca in Cyprus!!!!!!! whoo hoo people know about Cyprus now!!!!! Craig Ferguson is freaking awesome, absolutely hillarious

[@MovieGodsLive]

Anybody think he kinda looks like Al Pacino when he gets serious at the end?

[@ItalianGlaswegian]

Boot-istan :D

[@BradWilson86]

That made just... was it for me. Oh man. That was amazing

[@sparrowlover0626]

So frieking funny lol.

[@PT111111]

We had square pizza here.

[@KimmehNL]

Now I'm hungry for pizza Hawaii

[@theeHeisenberg]

best night talk show hosts:
Craig Ferguson
David Letterman (don't believe he's second best? youtube classic dave letterman)
Conan
and that's it right? I don't think there is anyone else. Cept john and stephen if you count those as late night talk shows

[@gioiaribelle]

yes,he was better back then..but in his field he's still the best. :D

[@La3er]

what happened to this craig ferguson

[@muktismom]

an armed society is a polite society! lol

[@MrValvenus]

He became a multi millionaire.

[@queendaisytimpani]

LAUGHATTACK at pineapple pizza

[@polarnipooh]

You guys! Give him a break :))) He has a baby in the house.. Imagine that. It's a good thing he's awake..and has his pants on.. Hmm pants off on the other hand, that sounds great :))) I would watch that without him saying a single word

[@KindleandBook]

Did he meet Danno or something? They would get along great, they could rant about pineapple on pizza all day together! LOL
Hmm an idea..let Craig play a guestrole on H50!

[@Zorisx]

Thats why I'm glad to be Canadian :D

[@darkstar1345a]

hawaian pizzas are nice

[@moonlightandlove]

ha ha so good, indian call customer service ..so hilarious

[@Flyrev]

lololololololololololol

[@darkstar1345a]

pineapple on pizza is great

[@nok1888]

Bell end

[@VexonCross]

Jimmy Kimmel is good, but he'd rank below Conan for sure. Jay and Jimmy Fallon, not so much.