I beat Lawrence Taylor at Football. He was at the 50 yard line and I was at the 3 yard line, but he couldn't catch me. I also interviewed Slash. I saw him at a nightclub in Boston. I said , " 'Sup" and he replied "Nothing much." , so I interviewed him.
Show prep for SJ is sitting up from laying on his couch/bed/studio chair, clearing a space for his feet on floor of beer cans and cat turds, shutting down porn site and loading up UA-cam and waiting for random beer delivery. Done, done and done….comedy gold!!😂😂
No matter what John has in his past, he'll never look at NOW, and without prejudice for everyone but himself. John, someone told you that there was a dedication to ALL the Tonight Show hosts EXCEPT YOU. Take a guess why. You could tell him and he still would deflect and/or not get it. You live in a basement. Everything you did has lead to NOTHING. No one remembers you (no one that it matters to in terms of getting you more work or keeping you relevant) and you're just lucky enough there are people desperate enough to give you money for any reason. If not for mental illness, John would be on the street already, which seems to imminent with his battle with the landlord and fellow tenants. He really IS the worst person. (outside anyone who is a killer or serial r@pist)
"He really IS the worst person. (outside anyone who is a killer or serial r@pist)" That's funny. I can bring myself to say "A serial rapist is worse than John" but I cannot even begin to THINK the words "John is better than a serial rapist", because he's not (even though the other guy IS worse than him)
So is basketball, which don't tell him, usually consists of making more than one basket and against people who will BLOCK YOUR ASS, LOL. He was also very uncouth and beyond the demeanor one should have during that golf challenge. Life has given back to John exactly what he's earned.
I’ve noticed that “anger,” communicated as random irritation / disgust for things is like some base emotion that is easily mimicked by people who don’t otherwise seem intelligent. It’s like they believe they’re relating to “normal” people. Like when John is getting mad at the green screen and “this fuckin thing.” When, in reality, it’s the corners of the fabric turning inward because rolled fabric always does this, and you need to clamp it somehow. But no - it’s the green screen’s fault, and yelling at it attempts to demonstrate that you’re smarter than the fabric, and that the fabric is capable not only of making choices, but of being disobedient.
How funny would it be if she actually was and John never knew? Suzanner was working three jobs, I suppose John wouldn't even notice if it happened that way.
John does probably think copy pasting the file link is a screenshot. He probably has at some point realized it probably when he was talking with Vinny but he's going to double down because it's what he does.
He’s a narcissist test can’t believe people dare criticize him. That being said I think he’s really laying into it the past few months a lot of it us an act now.
Been watching younger John and it's such a contrast. His voice alone makes me think it's a different guy. They just alluded on Stern that John was a POS, but it wasn't as transparent as it is now.
look up when John made his first bit for the air. i have never heard such a brutal roast of somebody (that the people roasting liked) it was some point in the 90s
All the things he states he did that Karl got wrong. Are him making up scenarios that didn't happen. He didn't beat Shaq in basketball and didn't interview OJ. He screamed questions at a limo which isn't an interview.
Nothing to do with this specific video, but I appreciate that you don’t rely on Superchat only shows. It’s definitely an additional reason why WATP is the best show in the “Dabbleverse”.
I feel like if Karl had actual proof Vince is muttering j he would just post it wouldn't that be the best way to shut Vince up instead he says he showed it to 2 other people and is assuming it's proof. Just show if if your going to say it until then it's just speculation.
John is so delusional that he thinks he’s talented and people love him for what he’s done he can’t see that he’s a train wreck and people are laughing at him
I beat Lawrence Taylor at Football. He was at the 50 yard line and I was at the 3 yard line, but he couldn't catch me. I also interviewed Slash. I saw him at a nightclub in Boston. I said , " 'Sup" and he replied "Nothing much." , so I interviewed him.
Your interview with Slash was more than John had with OJ. At least Slash acknowledged you and answered your question.
I hate everything about John.
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Take a nap.
It can't be helped...
Nothing redeemable about him.
Not everything, you're enjoying this video
It must drive John NUTS that Karl's vids get more views than his in total in one hour after upload at 5 in the morning!
In John's mind he explored the moon because he stares at it sometimes
Well yeah, that's when all those fake views from North Korea are coming in.
@@IdealX-fr4egonly on his back on strangers’ lawns
@FreeAmerican6912shhh , you can't tell these 90's normies that. Then , they will know they're Stuttering John , but worse , they're paypigs to dorks.
I hope Tookies sore throat is better.
Fred & Jackie use to write such funny questions for him- can you imagine them seeing this "performative" John?
The superchatters write better jokes than professional writer John Melendez.
My six year old writes better jokes than John.
He isn't professional anything
John owes me reparations for that 3and a half minutes
He doesn't know what anything is: The John Melendez Story
And everything he does know, he'll manipulate to suit whatever needs he has.
Bum
You have really nice eyebrows. ^_^
@@mtgAzim Thank you!!
He’s trying to push cap on script bottles which are twist
The guy broke up with his boyfriend over $50 this week and he wants us to believe he pays for a gym membership
I’m sure the gym gives it him because they love that a celebrity is working out at their gym.
@@rustymertz Pretty sure he doesn't walk by a gym. No gym would consider John a celebrity, LOL.
John listing his accomplishments explains why he thinks he was a good father and has talent. Its a very broad definition.
He has nothing, no talent , only a firm grip on desperation. 7 days a week after your cash lol
I haven’t laughed that hard since the Kareem Abdul Jabar roast😂😂!!
Never funny Melendez making people hate him even more. Just hilarious. The stylings of a famous late night writer.
Exactly,he makes it impossible to like him. Every instinct he has is completely wrong
John's hair sucks.
You know that would make him furious. He probably grew his hair for Howard’s wigs back in the 90s
I love how John is clinging to the "I didnt call security" narrative, like he wasnt trying to utilize their service as soon as they showed up 😂
Show prep for SJ is sitting up from laying on his couch/bed/studio chair, clearing a space for his feet on floor of beer cans and cat turds, shutting down porn site and loading up UA-cam and waiting for random beer delivery. Done, done and done….comedy gold!!😂😂
7:47 I despise anyone who smacks their lips while eating. It's absolutely disgusting and obnoxious.
His lips are moving like Mr Ed at one point. Unintentionally funniest man alive.
THEY'RE TRASHING MY KIDS, WILBUUUR!
Oh neigh!!!
No matter what John has in his past, he'll never look at NOW, and without prejudice for everyone but himself. John, someone told you that there was a dedication to ALL the Tonight Show hosts EXCEPT YOU. Take a guess why. You could tell him and he still would deflect and/or not get it. You live in a basement. Everything you did has lead to NOTHING. No one remembers you (no one that it matters to in terms of getting you more work or keeping you relevant) and you're just lucky enough there are people desperate enough to give you money for any reason. If not for mental illness, John would be on the street already, which seems to imminent with his battle with the landlord and fellow tenants.
He really IS the worst person. (outside anyone who is a killer or serial r@pist)
"He really IS the worst person. (outside anyone who is a killer or serial r@pist)"
That's funny. I can bring myself to say "A serial rapist is worse than John" but I cannot even begin to THINK the words "John is better than a serial rapist", because he's not (even though the other guy IS worse than him)
@@borrisg4972 His behavior is beyond many actions or terrible people for sure.
Watch him lip-read along with what he wrote for Kate Meaney to say on his latest video with her.
StumpJo might be the least talented person ever
Everyone that went to AC are losers
Even when John beat Tom in golf twice it was just one hole.He beat him fair and square twice but golf is being consistent over multiple holes 🕳
So is basketball, which don't tell him, usually consists of making more than one basket and against people who will BLOCK YOUR ASS, LOL. He was also very uncouth and beyond the demeanor one should have during that golf challenge. Life has given back to John exactly what he's earned.
Tom gave him a mulligan on that hole.
He is definitely someone you don't wanna lose to at anything.
John is dyeing his eyebrows!
I’ve noticed that “anger,” communicated as random irritation / disgust for things is like some base emotion that is easily mimicked by people who don’t otherwise seem intelligent.
It’s like they believe they’re relating to “normal” people. Like when John is getting mad at the green screen and “this fuckin thing.” When, in reality, it’s the corners of the fabric turning inward because rolled fabric always does this, and you need to clamp it somehow.
But no - it’s the green screen’s fault, and yelling at it attempts to demonstrate that you’re smarter than the fabric, and that the fabric is capable not only of making choices, but of being disobedient.
Tookie saying "A Barra a woosah" lol
Nice contribution Maribeth, u did great!👍
I don't subscribe or anything but I super chatted 2 bucks and asked "Does your son queef Johnny?" 😂
Joe Matarese makes John look like Richard Pryor
I’ve never heard either perform but yes.
Joe Matarese isn't even funny to goof on. He's just aggravating.
@@Cam-jx4drghI actually feel bad about Joe,
But john I don't care if he died today
Johns " daughter " lily is identical to gary dell'abante. And his other " son " queefed in his face
Bro your queef remark had coffee come out my nose
I heard that Eric the Midget is still alive and is actually one of John's kids.
How funny would it be if she actually was and John never knew? Suzanner was working three jobs, I suppose John wouldn't even notice if it happened that way.
Bababooey took the suzanner to pound town!!
When is John going to realize that most women don't consider "I've beaten off to you" to be a compliment, at least not in the way he wants them to?
That line across his forehead gets more pronounced every day.
I'm sorry, nobody breaks down SJ better than WATP!
Tookie sounds like Jason Kaplan.
John does probably think copy pasting the file link is a screenshot. He probably has at some point realized it probably when he was talking with Vinny but he's going to double down because it's what he does.
And this guy has children….
His kids wisely disowned him.
Thank God they take after their fathers.
STOP THRASHING MY KIDS
Losers.
And that bit was done without a producer,sidekick or crew. A one man comedy extravaganza
SJ is disturbed for sure, normal people don’t act like a fucking psycho yelling into a laptop to people he doesn’t even know.😂😂😂
He’s a narcissist test can’t believe people dare criticize him. That being said I think he’s really laying into it the past few months a lot of it us an act now.
The irony of these nobodies making fun of a guy who was on TV playing basketball against Shaq!!
Tookie's laryngitis doesn't seem to be clearing up. Always concerning when a muppet with his own underworld develops throat problems.
The Human Pig Melendez never fails to under deliver
*Throws up and holds peace sign*
PARTAAAAAY!!!
*Laughs like a special needs 8 year old*
Mensa folks. We are looking at a comedic genius.
Tookie: If you snort the Klonopin....LMAO Tookie heard that! 💀💀😂😂
John is doing that South Korean eating videos :)
Stuttering Mukbang.
“Melendez has revealed himself many times to be a man of zero charisma and artistic capability.” ~ Brian Orndorf
he's perry caravello without the charm
It is stunning how far John has fallen. If he wasn’t so detestable it would be sad.
Mensa John can’t use R’s properly. RovUH for Rover, Suzanner for Suzanna.
6:20 when Karl pauses it to show john's face. It looks like someone badly photo shopped Jon's head onto a body... No Neck, Oversized head....
“Performative John” = It’s over
Been watching younger John and it's such a contrast. His voice alone makes me think it's a different guy. They just alluded on Stern that John was a POS, but it wasn't as transparent as it is now.
Those sounds... the feeding noises in Jurassic Park were more civilized, Jesus H. Fuck!
It made me sick to my stomach
Tookie said John knows his hair Stinks lol
John is probably clinically “slow” based on these statements and that hairdo.
john is not becoming KB, he has already transformed into Perry Caravello
look up when John made his first bit for the air.
i have never heard such a brutal roast of somebody (that the people roasting liked)
it was some point in the 90s
All the things he states he did that Karl got wrong. Are him making up scenarios that didn't happen. He didn't beat Shaq in basketball and didn't interview OJ. He screamed questions at a limo which isn't an interview.
John’s arms are so little and his belly is so big
Now it’s our fault that he’s not entertaining?
He looks like throw momma from the train for real.
That Zane...2nd time ive seen him chewing his finger nails on camera...I dont get it, grown man cant keep his fingers out of his mouth
Sounds like an oral fixation.
I do not get how any woman could have slept with him.
He's got dinosaur arms
What color is his hair dye?
Baby Poo Brown
I think he thinks everyone is as dumb as him?
Wow John looks like Mason Reese
A less fuckable Mason Reese.
Stuttering John is crippled...of the mind. Brain farts for days.
8:54 One of Tookie's best lines ever.
Wtf leaves pills in their mouth that long before rinsing them down
You have to have Maribeth on all the time!!! She is absolutely hilarious!! Such unique and clever takes and input!!!!
Haha, she desperately tries pulling anything out of her ass to formulate a coherent thought.
You get your nap today, lady k?
I hate when he attempts acting. He is by far the least talented person on the Internet today.
Karl, you just don't know what funny is - Jay Leno obviously taught John how to do a bit like that.
I’m above all of this. I swear I am.
Carl but Shaq made those rules in John scored 1 before 5 John won
Didn't John say that he "beat Shaq in a game of basketball?"
That's technically not a game of basketball
If you asked Shaq if he knew who John Melendez is there’s 0.0 chance that he does.
This is the only podcast i consistently watch, and Im not sure what that says about me.
Love the new IRL John
Nothing to do with this specific video, but I appreciate that you don’t rely on Superchat only shows.
It’s definitely an additional reason why WATP is the best show in the “Dabbleverse”.
I would love to be a fly on the wall at Suzanna’s dinner table. I would bet my life they sit around talk about what a pos John is.
I feel like if Karl had actual proof Vince is muttering j he would just post it wouldn't that be the best way to shut Vince up instead he says he showed it to 2 other people and is assuming it's proof. Just show if if your going to say it until then it's just speculation.
He split the noney between his sock accounts.
Back to the classics. Thanks.
Does John make money from that podcast?
LK has the green eye.I hear it.Can you?
John is so delusional that he thinks he’s talented and people love him for what he’s done he can’t see that he’s a train wreck and people are laughing at him
Aye shoutout Silverchair
Grotesque
*T.* *W.* *O.*
🤟🏻🤟🏻👑🤟🏻 STUMBLING BUMBLEFUK MUTANT MAKER
9:36 yes he goes there, goes there to use their sh*tter because they turned his water off.
Slowly transitioning out of the Tookie voice isn’t working. It’s just distracting.
Forehead man
Jaaaaaaaaaawnnn 😀
Someone should tell Rocco to give it up. He can't do the Tookie voice anymore.
Nice tips, bro!!!!!!!
I don't know who I am
What a foul animal he is
Is there anything new with this guy? I like when things occur that are out of Johns control. Everything else is a bore
The blonde is cute…
Joe matereese over heya
🏆
Karls mom has got it going on