Alien Soldier Visits human military academy - Leaves Absolutely Terrified! |HFY|Sci Fi Short Story|

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  • @nk_3332
    @nk_3332 11 місяців тому +53

    "Don't start nothin', there won't be nothin'", Agent J - Men in Black.
    No better friend, no worse enemy.

  • @randombloke82
    @randombloke82 11 місяців тому +71

    Meanwhile the colonel: “it’s a shame I had to stop the presentation halfway through; I didn’t even get to the CBRN stuff!”

    • @l7986
      @l7986 11 місяців тому +5

      He would have stroked out if they observed a basic training unit going through the tear gas.

  • @ghost307
    @ghost307 11 місяців тому +64

    So, the aliens were terrified what might happen if they attacked the humans?
    Then the entire training exercise was a success and peace will continue in the universe.

    • @sambob8019
      @sambob8019 11 місяців тому +6

      Except for that one planet of mimes and furrys that's unfortunately going to have to go.

  • @zerospace101
    @zerospace101 Рік тому +26

    Nothing builds a stronger bond than shared hardships and suffering with common cause

  • @ProtoNeoVintage
    @ProtoNeoVintage 11 місяців тому +17

    Bits like this always remind me of a quote that I believe is from the "Man Kzin War" series. " At first they thought mankind would be an easy target because they had long since stopped practicing war. What they didn't realize was that we had stopped practicing war because we were so god damn good at it."

    • @jamessotherden5909
      @jamessotherden5909 11 місяців тому +3

      That is a great series of books.

    • @keirfarnum6811
      @keirfarnum6811 10 місяців тому

      I sometimes wonder if the reason surrounding UFO secrecy might be that we’re already engaged in a secret interstellar war. I find it interesting that there are so few leaks from inside these programs, which tells me that they aren’t real, or that they are kept secret so successfully because it’s important to keep them secret. The only people who do seem to come forward are people not directly involved. I often wonder if the situation isn’t similar to what the storyline of the Stargate series and that we may be allied with some more advanced civilizations against some malevolent civilizations, and despite the fact that we’re not as technologically advanced, our deep experience with warfare might be why we’ve been recruited to help. Kind of like how the Asgard recruit humans to fight the Replicators because we have “slug throwers” that are effective against such as enemy and we come up with strategies the Asgard don’t think of. Somehow I could see such a situation occurring and it might make sense out of what’s happening. It would be interesting if Stargate was a description of what’s actually happening to a degree, but released to create plausible deniability in reality. But that’s just speculation.

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 10 місяців тому

      @@jamessotherden5909 Written by brilliant people.

    • @TimeSurfer206
      @TimeSurfer206 10 місяців тому +2

      "The Mote In God's Eye."
      I loved the sadness the protagonists felt, when they found out that Crazy Eddie had come all that way to ask US, "How do we stop killing ourselves?"
      Of all the species in the Universe...

    • @vanguard9067
      @vanguard9067 10 місяців тому

      I don’t need to practice, if you know what I mean:-)

  • @raphaelsolo
    @raphaelsolo 11 місяців тому +24

    "Practically developed violence as an art form..." Uhhhhhhh, sure we'll go with that. *Hides decades of Hollywood and videogame content*

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 11 місяців тому +3

      Movies, series and video games are art.

    • @raphaelsolo
      @raphaelsolo 11 місяців тому +7

      @@ireallyreallyhategoogle that was my point. We didn't practically develop violence as an art form we literally did.

  • @MrStrikecentral
    @MrStrikecentral 11 місяців тому +26

    I had an idea for something just like this: Imagine a human from our time being frozen or whatever and ended up waking up in the 24th century in Star Trek. Now take that modern human to a holosuite like in DS9 and have him recreate the game Left4Dead 2 in it. Imagine the shock and horror people would have with all the brutal carnage, death and destruction that passed for 'entertainment' back in the day. I'd bet even the Klingons would be taken aback.

    • @marsbearmcw3050
      @marsbearmcw3050 11 місяців тому +3

      Or the Roman colosseum

    • @ImFrelled
      @ImFrelled 11 місяців тому

      I'd program 7Days2Die.

    • @OldNavajoTricks
      @OldNavajoTricks 11 місяців тому

      "This primitive mocking of a vanquished foe is immoral!"
      Git gud scrub or I'll teabag you next!
      😂

    • @michaelfoster795
      @michaelfoster795 11 місяців тому +3

      I want this, I want this so much im crying a lil😂

  • @jamesha175
    @jamesha175 Рік тому +88

    LOL the illustration = a bug-guy with a look of dismay

    • @1jimmarch
      @1jimmarch Рік тому +7

      AI art. Actually a decent use for it. Start counting fingers when humans are shown :).

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 11 місяців тому +1

      It's the look that says "My god, that WASN'T a fart..."

  • @Nevada_Dan
    @Nevada_Dan 11 місяців тому +5

    Peace through Strength.

  • @readhistory2023
    @readhistory2023 Рік тому +146

    The Rod From God program was was dropped because the damage the rods caused wasn't any worse than a standard warhead and they cost alot more. They went with beam weapons instead.

    • @christianbuczko1481
      @christianbuczko1481 Рік тому +18

      When we have lots of starships, such weapons will be cheap. You just need a big chunk of metal to drop, gravity would do the rest

    • @kronos661
      @kronos661 Рік тому +34

      It's costly because it needs to get to orbit. Once we begin to mine and craft in space it would become dirty cheap.

    • @timehaley
      @timehaley Рік тому +11

      They dropped it because it was much cheaper and just as good to find a suitable asteroid of the right size and strap a maneuvering and guidance package on it. What do you think that space plane that's been on a mission for over 2 years has been doing? lol

    • @christianbuczko1481
      @christianbuczko1481 Рік тому

      @@timehaley your talking complete crap, that mini shuttle isnt even close to being capable of collecting an astoroid, it could not even get out of earth orbit. Thats most likely a spy plane with potentially small anti sat capabilities, it stays in orbit for long periods.

    • @greghight954
      @greghight954 Рік тому +7

      Very difficult and energy intensive to redirect one from its orbit as well.

  • @markthurst9751
    @markthurst9751 Рік тому +55

    thank god they still have chilli mac in the future.

    • @mountaintiger6945
      @mountaintiger6945 11 місяців тому +1

      Who says this took place in the future ? Bwahahahaha !

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 11 місяців тому +1

      Of they have Chili Mac at the Military Academy, it is a fearsome weapon of mass destruction!

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 11 місяців тому +1

      @@stvdagger8074 No, that would be the veggie omelette, I believe :P

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 11 місяців тому

      It's VEGAN now!!!!

  • @MariaMulholland-y1v
    @MariaMulholland-y1v 11 місяців тому +4

    I enjoyed the story thank you - I didnt pick up on the ai voice as I watch youtube at double speed im getting old and I want to see as much as I can before I die. I read the comments about the ai voice which I didnt notice due to the speed I have it set at, I slowed it down to normal and I can understand what people was saying. Im legally blind so can not read much myself anymore. I am using a huge tv screen attached to my computer, thats the only way I can make text big enough for me to read.

  • @KaasSchaaf666
    @KaasSchaaf666 Рік тому +19

    Nothing to fear but fear itself.. And humans!

  • @j.campbell4497
    @j.campbell4497 Рік тому +29

    Not to mention that international treaties are in place that prohibit orbital to ground weapons being deployed, at least on paper that is.

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 11 місяців тому

      @j.campbell FOR NOW but two things to consider. First Earth orbit as a tactical space is simply too important to leave unused. For a variety of reasons. Second an orbital weapon can easily be disguised as a commercial satellite. So long as it is transmitting and orbiting the globe normally. No one planet side would be the wiser. I suspect the U.S. and any other country with the wealth and means to do so probably has such weapons in orbit as we speak. With the rise of the Space Force that number for America may have increased over the past few years for all we know.

    • @KelpyUS
      @KelpyUS 11 місяців тому +2

      Not exactly, there are only treaty’s to prevent the deployment of an orbital nuclear weapon on to the earth’s surface, anything else such as conventional payloads and kinetic weapons are free game

  • @tarrantwolf
    @tarrantwolf 11 місяців тому +3

    I remember a short story about aliens coming to earth and demanding we abandon the northern hemisphere for them and the ambassador talking to the aliens said we'd need time to mount such an invasion of the southern hemisphere believeing if they showed the aliens war footage they'd decide we were to much of a hassle and just leave. So they showed them footage from wars and such throught history and the aliens kept asking for more and more. Then eventually said we didn't have to abandon the northern hemisphere but we weren't allowed to attack eachother anymore, we were now mercenaries for them.

    • @yzayalirian7463
      @yzayalirian7463 10 місяців тому

      Where did you read that story?❤

    • @tarrantwolf
      @tarrantwolf 10 місяців тому

      @@yzayalirian7463 it was in a compilation book called First Contact (copyright 1997, DAW book collectors), the story was called Earth Surrenders by Barbara Paul.

  • @10GaugeManiac
    @10GaugeManiac 11 місяців тому +8

    We kept the RAID chemical weapons off the presentation.

  • @geemanamatin8383
    @geemanamatin8383 Рік тому +42

    Again a good story, im likin the series. Although the cut-offs by the AI with some sentences can make following along a bit more difficult. Perhaps dubbing the video would make things more managable.

    • @ALLSciFi88
      @ALLSciFi88  Рік тому +8

      Yea I am sorry about the audio I have been trying to tweak it to get it to sound less flat. I am also looking for a good caption program with the words highlighted I just can't find one I can get at the moment.

    • @wyrmhand
      @wyrmhand Рік тому +1

      @@ALLSciFi88 I like when it's several rows of text scrolling, because it's easier to find what You missed compare to one page of text or just a few words, if You like to reread a sentence.

    • @CybershamanX
      @CybershamanX Рік тому +4

      I like it when actual humans do the speaking/art/etc. Automatic block.

    • @jodysmoviesandshowschannel8698
      @jodysmoviesandshowschannel8698 Рік тому +4

      @@ALLSciFi88 Yeah, it really needs work. Mispronouncing some words, like "lead", make it seems really off. If you could at least stick the text on screen at all, even without the fancy highlighting or scrolling, it would help. Why not just read it yourself instead of the AI?

    • @ALLSciFi88
      @ALLSciFi88  Рік тому +5

      @jodysmoviesandshowschannel8698 honestly I'm not the greatest reading out loud but I am looking for a affordable CC with the highlighted words when being said I'm having a difficult time finding one.

  • @grimreaper6557
    @grimreaper6557 Рік тому +31

    Old Andorian saying " Never Anger The Pale Skins ( Humans) "

    • @rhine3740
      @rhine3740 Рік тому +17

      "Never push the pink-skins to the thin ice." Thy'lek Shran

    • @mikhailiagacesa3406
      @mikhailiagacesa3406 Рік тому +8

      Never push the Pink skins to the thin ice.

    • @tesmith47
      @tesmith47 11 місяців тому +1

      LOL good catch!!!!

  • @waukonstandard
    @waukonstandard 11 місяців тому

    Great story

  • @czinn327
    @czinn327 Рік тому +13

    No more robovoices

  • @swiftmatic
    @swiftmatic Рік тому +10

    Good story, bad bot

  • @halo12390
    @halo12390 Рік тому +6

    would be nice if there are readable text. also, seems the sentences get cut off from time to time

  • @larsharris
    @larsharris Рік тому +12

    The question is. Will they correct the voice? Or keep using it, start using this cadence, pronunciations in movies to change society to it?

  • @wynfrithnichtwo8423
    @wynfrithnichtwo8423 11 місяців тому

    I love humanity, holy humanity.

  • @LostScout-8X
    @LostScout-8X Рік тому +13

    Yeah the verbal pacing on the AIs reading is pretty crap. I can suss out where the pauses and stops should be, but it makes this presentation difficult to enjoy.

  • @mattbrown5511
    @mattbrown5511 Рік тому +26

    I would have given a thumbs up if it had not been for the AI voice reading.

    • @serronserron1320
      @serronserron1320 Рік тому +4

      Give it a few years I'm the only voices you'll hear is AI

    • @katherinkeegan8601
      @katherinkeegan8601 Рік тому +4

      Did the audio jump and skip words for you as well?

    • @GondolaParadiso
      @GondolaParadiso 11 місяців тому +1

      Sounds like AI wrote it as well.

    • @MatthewHill
      @MatthewHill 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah it was pretty bad.

  • @abrahamsorby8193
    @abrahamsorby8193 Рік тому +17

    Good story, bad AI narrator

  • @sandrosliske
    @sandrosliske 11 місяців тому

    The Zarbon moan was perfect

  • @jameygroves8561
    @jameygroves8561 11 місяців тому

    Old adage "Peace through superior fire power".

  • @nilo70
    @nilo70 Рік тому +19

    I don’t want to listen to AI😢

    • @muffinlordghoti1
      @muffinlordghoti1 11 місяців тому +2

      kind of ironic on a HFY story right?

    • @nilo70
      @nilo70 11 місяців тому +1

      @@muffinlordghoti1 AI voice is still lame , I want a human voice

    • @muffinlordghoti1
      @muffinlordghoti1 11 місяців тому +1

      @@nilo70 I think you've misinterpreted me. HFY is "Humanity F Yeah". Thus the irony of an inhuman narrator.

    • @adamb89
      @adamb89 11 місяців тому

      I want to listen to some guy rackin his junk on a rail after biffing an ollie

  • @reuvenpolonskiy2544
    @reuvenpolonskiy2544 6 місяців тому

    Have he seen the soldiers painting the grass in green?

  • @bobblesb9766
    @bobblesb9766 Рік тому +15

    Dear God the AI voices now saturate youtube. I downvote any AI automatically. You want a good channel? Put in a lil effort and fuckin narrate it.

  • @HamsteriO0O
    @HamsteriO0O Рік тому +13

    Whats with all the cut off sentences?

    • @ericstanke3291
      @ericstanke3291 Рік тому +6

      It's the shitty text to voice computer program

  • @veramae4098
    @veramae4098 11 місяців тому

    Showed Chaos Mathematics? A.K.A War Mathematics?

  • @felderup
    @felderup Рік тому +6

    what's your feeling on pronunciation corrections?

    • @TowGunner
      @TowGunner Рік тому

      AI software is as good as the Biden administration.

  • @OG_Agrivar
    @OG_Agrivar 11 місяців тому +4

    FWIW, tell the narrator (or the AI, I can't tell anymore) chitenous is pronounced kie-ten-us, not chee-ten-is

    • @stvdagger8074
      @stvdagger8074 11 місяців тому

      and that when you "rain lead" ,lead is pronounced as led, not leed

  • @snorkus4790
    @snorkus4790 7 місяців тому

    Si vis pacem, para bellum.

    • @ALLSciFi88
      @ALLSciFi88  7 місяців тому

      Sometimes that is the only way. If you like the story like and subscribe I post daily you will always have something to put on.

  • @MaestroGrey
    @MaestroGrey 11 місяців тому

    I assume this is voiced by an AI. You really gotta give these a listen before posting.

  • @psyckosama4614
    @psyckosama4614 11 місяців тому

    So, where is the original story

  • @masonsykes2240
    @masonsykes2240 Рік тому +5

    Dude, I KNOW you got this from r/HFY, and you didn't even post the damn link?

    • @ALLSciFi88
      @ALLSciFi88  Рік тому +2

      All of my stories are original.

    • @masonsykes2240
      @masonsykes2240 Рік тому

      Well, damn, you should post it there then, this story is awesome @@ALLSciFi88

    • @diamondjim7560
      @diamondjim7560 Рік тому

      @@ALLSciFi88Nice work.😊

  • @GoAway-vj4vj
    @GoAway-vj4vj 9 місяців тому

    The text to speech needs to go, human voices are best.

  • @danielleriley2796
    @danielleriley2796 Рік тому +1

    The cutting of the voice over needs much work.

    • @ALLSciFi88
      @ALLSciFi88  Рік тому

      Yea this one had a few issues with the audio sorry about that they are not all like this my newer stories have better audio.

  • @comentedonakeyboard
    @comentedonakeyboard 11 місяців тому

    No Panzers
    sad

  • @themoretruthfultruth
    @themoretruthfultruth 11 місяців тому

    Many of these stories are horrible. What was the conflict and how was it resolved?

  • @karlhamoy3919
    @karlhamoy3919 Рік тому +1

    😊

  • @thelegionisnotamused8929
    @thelegionisnotamused8929 Рік тому

    😊