So, let me just get this straight. A gentleman spy action adventure with Ralph Fiennes as the hero, Uma Therman as the female lead, Jim Broadbent as the senior spy, Sean freaking Connery as the villain, and THIS is what you came up with?!
A few years ago, an obscure studio had Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and a $200 million production budget to work with. They came up with "The Force Awakens" which included one non-speaking scene with Hamill and gave most of the screen time to a group of unknown actors.
Quite a few years ago Lucas had the original cast from star wars, including the introduction of Boba Fett, and actors and actresses like Bea Arthur, and Art Carney and got the star wars holiday special.
"So as they drive off to meet Mother, you may notice something very odd about the people of London in this movie: THERE'S NO PEOPLE OF LONDON IN THIS MOVIE!" I just love Critic's sarcastic exclamations.
I imagine that if one of his future reviews is the actual Avengers movie, he'll make the thumbnail say something like "NOT THE BAD ONE" or something like that to avoid confusion XD
True. But the show was in the UK and it had nothing to do with the comic. Somehow, I doubt Marvel took the name idea from them. That would just be silly.
Betsy Manning Seriously? Never trust a project by people who know nothing about the source material. Like this, Dragonball Evolution, Toddler Titans Go, and Jem.
What was the show like? I've not heard of it before. I know that James Bond parodies were something of a fad back then (Austin Powers is probably the most well-known of the bunch, yet even f*cking Mr Bean jumped on the bandwagon toward the end), but from the looks of it this film was really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
ztslovebird funnily enough, The Avengers was a thing before James Bond, and a few of Steeds assistants from the show went on to star in the Bond films. The Avengers is classed as spy-fi, not a serious thriller spy show. It even gets to the point where it becomes self referential, with the actors making up their own witty jokes. This movie is an awful representation of a great show devised by a great man, Sydney Newman, who of course created the hit show “Doctor Who”.
Thank you and sorry in advance for following the crowd bu RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Jim Broadbent Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh angry for no reason Britsh guy! No real hate, just roasting.
Then again to be fair if YOU were seeing a screening of The Avengers and then got tricked into seeing... THIS pile of British excrement honestly I'd have the same reaction.
It feels like a scene from a British spy film if the director was one of those Americans that thinks we Brits only know how to act like posh stereotypes.
I went to see this when I was 10 thinking it was an actual Marvel Avengers movie. Literally took me until the credits to realize Captain America was never showing up.
The original series, with Macnee and Ian Hendry, WAS actually about avenging! The series took a surreal turn with Diana Rigg because she had bewbs and leather and color was new to television (before the show went to complete crap with Linda Thorson), and the Swing culture, and and the movie had nostalgia, and surrealism, and..and... and... I got nothin'. I grew up watching the show, and this movie quite disappointed me.
This movie was so terrible. What was the point of everyone dressed as teddy bears? Why was there no security at the UN and this random guy can take them hostage and declare his evil plans? Then there was the whole thing with the clones. Bleh.
I remember in my class all of us wanted to watch the Avengers, so we told our teacher we wanted to see it and they started playing this movie. Our class has never been so mad at a teacher before Also LOVING the Dr.Strangelove reference.
Comparing both Avengers movies: This movie: -Has boring dialogue -Has teddy bears beating people up -The only good thing in this movie is Sean Connery(not saying much). -Weather machine. The good one: - Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Samuel L. Jackson, etc. - awesome action scenes - a serious death scene that makes you feel bad. - Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye vs. Loki. - a series of movies since 2008, and continues through 2016. .....You can see the clear winner.
Rest In Peace, Sean Connery, who just passed away at 1:00 AM in the Bahamas on Halloween morning surrounded by his wife and son Jason and stepson Stephane. Rest In Peace, James Bond. Now you're in heaven with Roger Moore, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Robert Brown, Desmond Llewellyn and etcetera..... 😭😭😭😭😭
Sean Connery's wife said he was dealing some mental issues right up to his death. This may explain some of his choices with the last few movies he was in.
Have you seen the riff of an old short about keeping clean? A large bar of soap (man in a soap costume) appears out of thin air. NC starts screaming and it’s one of the funniest things ever!
+Joseph Najjar Do you know that England founded America? Do I know it? Does everyone basically know it? Pretty hard to deny something that is common knowledge to anyone who took a third grade social studies (it's like history but kid friendly for anyone who doesn't know what that is).
Alex Forth the reason it works in Kingsmen is the same reason it worked in the original show. The situations are so bat shit over the top it’s obviously not meant to be taken seriously. The original show was a comedy after all. With the movie they try and play everything straight.
Both take spy cliches to their most absurd in an attempt to comedically deconstruct the genre. However, The Avengers (1998) is a very broad spoof that just does the above and says it's "ironic" while Kingsmen takes a precise scalpel to the tropes and subverts each and every one of them e.g the villain has dinner with the hero but instead of serving something gross meant to intimidate him, he serves him McDonald's.
That movie wasn't good, though. Besides being unfaithful to the source material, it was a poorly paced and plot-hole-riddled film in its own right. It's very unreasonable to expect a positive review. I mean, it's not among the worst of the worst that the Critic and his ilk have reviewed, but it's still a real stinker.
9:33 *Nostalgia Critic:* They go to a secret underground company called Wonderland Weather, where they... [Cut to the infamous bear costume board meeting scene] *Nostalgia Critic:* ...the _FUCK?!_ *August De Wynter (Sean Connery):* [Dressed in a black teddy bear costume] Welcome to Wonderland Weather, here in our London headquarters. *Nostalgia Critic:* _[dumbfounded]_ The _FUCK?!_ *Nostalgia Critic (voiceover):* When did this turn into _The Grateful Dead’s Teddy Bear Picnic?!_ I’m sorry, movie! I’m sorry! You can’t do that! You can’t do that! You can’t have nothing but bland characters, bland dialogue and bland visuals throughout the entire film, and then… _suddenly_ throw this shit at us!
when I saw that scene where everyone is in bear suits I laughed so freaking hard it was hilarious, and the gummi bear thing and the Rapture bit at the end.
What about Nativity, Nativity 2 Danger In The Manger, Nativity 3 Dude Where's My Donkey, Nativity Rocks, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End, Bean (1997), Mr Bean's Holiday, Johnny English, Johnny English Reborn and Johnny English Strikes Strikes Again?
+Stephen Gilberg No, what happens when you microwave paper is that the microwave microwaves _itself_ because that's not something that can actually absorb the radiation. Do it for more than a few seconds, and that fucker's broken. Just thought I'd share that tidbit.
16:10 Director: Uh, cut! Ok, Ralph. Why don't we try something different here? Act more worried! Ralph: No, I think this much better suits my character, thank you very much. Director: Oh ok. Lets stick with that, then.
I remember being taken to see this as a child, and that bit with the teddy bear boardroom was possibly my earliest introduction to the feeling of "WTF am I watching?"
I remember trying to watch this movie when I was young, but...I just couldn't because it was just so *boring*. Thank goodness the 2012 version was _amazing!_ ;)
His cries of agony towards the beginning, made me cry from laughing. Thank you critic for screaming like a 14 year old boy being stabbed in the right thumb, I would know because I stabbed myself with a butterfly knife... I screamed a lot but then I went to sleep. :)
I remembered watching part of this movie at a drive-in theatre when it first came out. The only thing I could recall was the teddy bear scene then falling asleep since it was very boring up to that point. By the time I woke up, the movie was over and I was left wondering if anything that was truly exciting had happened. That and RIP Sean Connery.
I swear I just want to give those bears a squeeze each; they’re so cuddly! There’s no way you can make them look evil, even Nicholas Cage wouldn’t look intimidating.
I actually think the old woman is funny. 1) The contrast of a polite request followed by loud gunfire. 2) The visual of an elderly person using a tommy gun is *most unorthodox*. 3) The expectation/hope that her shtick will be different, only to find it's not. Much like in your Why Do We Love Stupid? video, the humour is derived from our own suffering.
It would be funny but after seeing the polite shtick 10 times all of them failing miserably either being unfunny or annoying after the fifth time really puts a damper on later scenes.
This movie is why Marvel's The Avengers is called Avengers Assemble in the UK.
And because the 60s show is still shown on some channels in the UK.
TheClassiestMajinBuu Oh my goodness that’s so funny!
TheClassiestMajinBuu lets just hope that we get to hear "Avengers Assemble"
Eff the UK’s Avengers
TheClassiestMajinBuu
It's a better title.
So, let me just get this straight. A gentleman spy action adventure with Ralph Fiennes as the hero, Uma Therman as the female lead, Jim Broadbent as the senior spy, Sean freaking Connery as the villain, and THIS is what you came up with?!
When you say it like that.... sounds like wasted potential.
and aunt Petunia as the traitor
I believe the definition for something like that is "Waster Potential"
A few years ago, an obscure studio had Mark Hamill, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher and a $200 million production budget to work with. They came up with "The Force Awakens" which included one non-speaking scene with Hamill and gave most of the screen time to a group of unknown actors.
Quite a few years ago Lucas had the original cast from star wars, including the introduction of Boba Fett, and actors and actresses like Bea Arthur, and Art Carney and got the star wars holiday special.
"So as they drive off to meet Mother, you may notice something very odd about the people of London in this movie: THERE'S NO PEOPLE OF LONDON IN THIS MOVIE!"
I just love Critic's sarcastic exclamations.
So...........Voldemort and the Bride (kill bill) join forces to stop James Bond?
...Y'know, that should be so much more interesting than it was
That would have been an epic movie. But, James Bond is supported by all the other living Bond actors, with Connery still in charge of course.
With the help of Professor Slughorn.
Why wasn't that on the description?
And they're headed by Professor Slughorn
Rest In Piece Sean Connery 1930-2020
I forgot that I've seen this review before and once again fell for the "Avengers" name trap. xD
Team Fortress Nerd I meant that it's not about the Marvel characters.
Yep.
Me too. Fuck me.
I imagine that if one of his future reviews is the actual Avengers movie, he'll make the thumbnail say something like "NOT THE BAD ONE" or something like that to avoid confusion XD
I fell for that last time, but I don't fall for the same trick twice.
I just realized that Kingsmen is basically this but good.
and with a lot more people! Seriously, there isn't a lot of extras in this movie it's like a mini apocalypse happened.
Jack Dreas Now that you say it, true.
And most of the main characters are younger, less stuck-up and more appealing.
+andrewkful And have Samuel L "Mother fucking" Jackson.
Patrick Donnolley and Mark Hamill
The agent black joke killed me
Let me guess.....agent yellow is Mr. Yunioshi from Breakfast at Tiffany's
I'm gonna call Panda, Mr Dog. Panda is my cat.
Lmao me to lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lmao.
I spat out my drink when that came up.
"Finally! I've been raptured! Take me away Jesus! I'll never do another movie like this again!"
I died laughing at that impression!
As far as I can tell, The Avengers TV show (1961) came out before the Avengers comic (1963).
:O
It did yes.
True. But the show was in the UK and it had nothing to do with the comic. Somehow, I doubt Marvel took the name idea from them. That would just be silly.
I think the strangest coincidence about both of them is that the title is largely meaningless
Don't feel bad about not seeing the original (excellent) show. The people who made this movie never saw it either.
Betsy Manning Seriously? Never trust a project by people who know nothing about the source material. Like this, Dragonball Evolution, Toddler Titans Go, and Jem.
What was the show like? I've not heard of it before.
I know that James Bond parodies were something of a fad back then (Austin Powers is probably the most well-known of the bunch, yet even f*cking Mr Bean jumped on the bandwagon toward the end), but from the looks of it this film was really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
ztslovebird funnily enough, The Avengers was a thing before James Bond, and a few of Steeds assistants from the show went on to star in the Bond films. The Avengers is classed as spy-fi, not a serious thriller spy show. It even gets to the point where it becomes self referential, with the actors making up their own witty jokes. This movie is an awful representation of a great show devised by a great man, Sydney Newman, who of course created the hit show “Doctor Who”.
ztslovebird Jon M. Chu was a big Jem fan when he directed it
This movie was heavily butchered in the editing room. The Director’s Cut is 115 minutes long
The British guy playing Mother is Jim Broadbent. I welcome your hate.
Who went on to play the last shown potions master in the Harry Potter movies☺(I think).
Which, I just checked, makes at least two actors from this movie, in Harry Potter☺.
Jim Broadbent is a fantastic actor! Glad I'm not the only one who knew his name.
Thank you and sorry in advance for following the crowd bu
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR
Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Jim Broadbent Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh guy Britsh angry for no reason Britsh guy!
No real hate, just roasting.
3:27
Just for laughs.
I wonder how many million dollars it took to get sean connery to dress up in a bear suit?
Wouldn't Nicolas Cage have been a more experienced bear ?
watch zardoz, you Will be surprised
Yeah The OG James Bond turned into a Bear
at this stage of his career...not much
I still wonder how he’s able to keep a straight face, it’s easily the silliest scene in the entire movie. It’s the Carebears as evil minions.
"That was Uma Thurman in a bear suit jumping off a building."
xDD
And to me, that hurts a bit inside. Cause Uma Thurman is a childhood crush of mine. And watching that scene was just silly.
That’s like Nicholas Cage punching a cult lady while wearing a bear sui- oh wait...
I imagine her agent was scouring the classifieds soon after.
Weirdly enough I WOULD pay to see The Bride fight Voldemort.
Voldemorr: The Bride who lived, come to die.
Guest starring the OG James Bond.
I remember when 'The Avengers' got renamed in my country because of this crap.
jesus
octo corgi Indeed.
Well what was it called
***** what was it renamed to ?
Avengers Assemble
0:25 - 0:50 is probably one of the critic's best reactions to being let down.
Then again to be fair if YOU were seeing a screening of The Avengers and then got tricked into seeing... THIS pile of British excrement honestly I'd have the same reaction.
13:00 “Would you please be so kind as to hit the ground?”
As bad as this movie is, that line legit made me laugh.
What English people are really like: I will shank your nan and stab you in the neck twice!
It feels like a scene from a British spy film if the director was one of those Americans that thinks we Brits only know how to act like posh stereotypes.
It would have worked better, imo, if they weren’t ALL so polite. The way she says something like that doesn’t stand out next to everyone else.
11:50 That Gummi Bears part literally killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh, I'm a gummy bear! Yes, I'm a gummy bear! Oh, I'm a yummy tummy funny lucky gummy bear!
I went to see this when I was 10 thinking it was an actual Marvel Avengers movie.
Literally took me until the credits to realize Captain America was never showing up.
The original series, with Macnee and Ian Hendry, WAS actually about avenging!
The series took a surreal turn with Diana Rigg because she had bewbs and leather and color was new to television (before the show went to complete crap with Linda Thorson), and the Swing culture, and and the movie had nostalgia, and surrealism, and..and...
and...
I got nothin'.
I grew up watching the show, and this movie quite disappointed me.
I grew up with the tv show used to watch it with mom every time it was on ^_^
This movie was so terrible. What was the point of everyone dressed as teddy bears? Why was there no security at the UN and this random guy can take them hostage and declare his evil plans? Then there was the whole thing with the clones. Bleh.
The Twin Files that's what happens when Americans try to do English shows.
retroftw
The American version of The Office was pretty good.
Olena Tyrell was in it?
I remember in my class all of us wanted to watch the Avengers, so we told our teacher we wanted to see it and they started playing this movie. Our class has never been so mad at a teacher before
Also LOVING the Dr.Strangelove reference.
ugh. I was so bored watching this movie when I was a kid. years later I discovered that its humor relied on them being polite?
god.
3:27 those men going "most unorthodox" scene had me laughing SO hard! xD
Doug made a similar joke in his review of Little Monsters.
@@quentinkaasa47 and Patch Adams
The Avengers, No Not That One.
That's what I call this movie.
Better way to seem it- the *Bad* Avengers.
Or the British Avengers. Or Britvengers for short.
Or the Posh Avengers
The meme I chose was Nicholas Cage in a bear suit, punching a nun, but I don't know if that review came out before or after this one
after. The background is brown here.
+Red Hood Hey Jason. Does the mask cover the crowbar bruises?
Afterwards
Princesoulger hey prince. Does the crown hide the fact that you're beneath everyone?
Red Hood lol. Nice one.
Comparing both Avengers movies:
This movie:
-Has boring dialogue
-Has teddy bears beating
people up
-The only good thing in this movie is Sean Connery(not saying much).
-Weather machine.
The good one:
- Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Samuel L. Jackson, etc.
- awesome action scenes
- a serious death scene that makes you feel bad.
- Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye vs. Loki.
- a series of movies since 2008, and continues through 2016.
.....You can see the clear winner.
Tanner Price Yup
Clearly this one is better
Best comparison ever!!!
They're too completely different films. Your argument is invalid.
And the story reaches an amazing epic kickass finale in 2019 with Endgame
Rest In Peace, Sean Connery, who just passed away at 1:00 AM in the Bahamas on Halloween morning surrounded by his wife and son Jason and stepson Stephane. Rest In Peace, James Bond. Now you're in heaven with Roger Moore, Bernard Lee, Lois Maxwell, Robert Brown, Desmond Llewellyn and etcetera..... 😭😭😭😭😭
Given that Ray Fiennes is M in the most recent Bond films, this is basically a younger M fighting an older James Bond.
Sean Connery's wife said he was dealing some mental issues right up to his death. This may explain some of his choices with the last few movies he was in.
Or maybe those last few movies explain his mental issues.
Oh my....😢
How about reading a message that says "Read this message"
I just love everything about his "Well, looks like someone's having a bad BEAR day!" From his face to how he says it.
I love Critics girly scream That was the best thing ever😂😂😂😂
Hell nah that shit was annoying as fuck 🤦🏼♂️
Have you seen the riff of an old short about keeping clean? A large bar of soap (man in a soap costume) appears out of thin air. NC starts screaming and it’s one of the funniest things ever!
Did anyone else die laughing when the nostalgia critic was screaming?😂😂
Yes
Of course 😂
I would, but his screaming is my reaction everytime my Dad watches this movie religiously.
Me!
Yep!
"So they go to a secret underground company called Wonderland Weather where they-- the FF&&&&&CK!?"
I mentally had that reaction. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had the same reaction when that scene popped up.
This movie seems so un-BEAR- able
fuck you
+NewPaulActs17 :(
So worth it
Big Foot Obviously a better one than you
Yeah. Sean Connery's most em-bear-essing film.
This film is Un-Bear-able
Time for a game of disappearing bears.
Wait, wait, no, that's a different review. Uh... this isn't over! BEARS! Shit, still the wrong thing.
Bear pun
only you can prevent not getting your arse kicked BY NICOLAS EFFING CAGE ( punches blonde woman )!!!!!
I want that bear!
It was a Bearezina
Voldemort and poison Ivy together in the Kingsmen?
........
.............
..........
Weird.
Too bad it sucked
As well as Henry Jones Sr.
@@98953812 And Horace Slughorn and Petunia Dursley.
@@moviemaniac9034 and Eddie Izzard
Voldemort and the bride from kill bill fighting James Bond
I loved his reaction when he thought he was going to review MARVEL's The Avengers, but instead he found out he was reviewing the suckie avengers movie
18:40 Wouldn't Iron Man be the can and not the can-opener?
Michael Wolfe Not as catchy.
Agent black, holy shit
Me: can we have the avengers?
Mom: no we have the avengers at home
The Avengers at home:
One of the most un-bear-able movies ever made
0:27 my reaction to ninja turtles 3!
The "Agent Black" one killed me!!! 😂😂😂
Father is Petunia Dursley! :D
And John Steed is Voldemort and Mother is Horace Slughorn.
:)
Uma Thurman in chinese clothes? Gonna need some tissues for this.
I know. I need to wipe my tears too after behold such majesty.
+Jonathan Brown
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yeah tears.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Dasin Game#playsand#reviews
Man tears.
I always think that with those "male tears" coffee mugs you see.
She's one sexy wanton.
She looks a bit like a sloth to me. Something about her eyes
The Jim Broadbent joke must be an American thing. We Brits always know his name. XD
+Joseph Najjar We could have a fat manchild enslaving us like North Korea. Trump may be bad but he's no Kim Jung Un.
+Cosmic He didn't enslave them, he just took the reigns after his father did all the heavy lifting.
+Parker Stetson It really matters, trust me.
+Joseph Najjar Do you know that England founded America? Do I know it? Does everyone basically know it? Pretty hard to deny something that is common knowledge to anyone who took a third grade social studies (it's like history but kid friendly for anyone who doesn't know what that is).
example
I remember this movie looking really cool from the previews and then I saw it and was just confused and angry.
“Confused Screaming”
"this movie is based off one joke, they're polite" just like kingsman which is a fucking awesome movie
Alex Forth the reason it works in Kingsmen is the same reason it worked in the original show.
The situations are so bat shit over the top it’s obviously not meant to be taken seriously. The original show was a comedy after all.
With the movie they try and play everything straight.
Both take spy cliches to their most absurd in an attempt to comedically deconstruct the genre. However, The Avengers (1998) is a very broad spoof that just does the above and says it's "ironic" while Kingsmen takes a precise scalpel to the tropes and subverts each and every one of them e.g the villain has dinner with the hero but instead of serving something gross meant to intimidate him, he serves him McDonald's.
@@luckystriker842 dang I might give The King’s Man a watch
@@shadowspider9Which _can_ work (see Airplane) but the comedy has to complement it rather than feel shoehorned in.
17:35
Not gonna lie, this couple of seconds looks pretty cool.
did they seriously get robotnik to make buzz bombers for this moment?
eyup
please do league of extraordinary Gentlemen I loved that movie and think it deserves a review be it good or bad!!!
Better be good though😠
I seriously hated that movie, but I definitely want a review of it.
That movie wasn't good, though. Besides being unfaithful to the source material, it was a poorly paced and plot-hole-riddled film in its own right. It's very unreasonable to expect a positive review.
I mean, it's not among the worst of the worst that the Critic and his ilk have reviewed, but it's still a real stinker.
not a great way to make a request.
1:28
They predicted kings man
9:33
*Nostalgia Critic:* They go to a secret underground company called Wonderland Weather, where they...
[Cut to the infamous bear costume board meeting scene]
*Nostalgia Critic:* ...the _FUCK?!_
*August De Wynter (Sean Connery):* [Dressed in a black teddy bear costume] Welcome to Wonderland Weather, here in our London headquarters.
*Nostalgia Critic:* _[dumbfounded]_ The _FUCK?!_
*Nostalgia Critic (voiceover):* When did this turn into _The Grateful Dead’s Teddy Bear Picnic?!_ I’m sorry, movie! I’m sorry! You can’t do that! You can’t do that! You can’t have nothing but bland characters, bland dialogue and bland visuals throughout the entire film, and then… _suddenly_ throw this shit at us!
I remember seeing this movie on regular TV when I was younger. The weirdness of some of the scenes are pretty much all that's memorable.
I remember when I first saw this. That freaking Gummy Bears moment made me completely lose it.
Critic's remastered reviews?
Oh boy just like heating up last night's lasagna, old but tasty
I have always liked League of the Extraordinary Gentlemen, never got the hate
Sean Connery retired because of it. I swear on my grandparents' graves!
Me either, really. My mom and I both like that movie.
Ditto. I genuinely liked the movie and thought it was great. But I never read the comic so I guess that might have been the reason why.
I'm with you. It was a very entertaining movie.
3 word and two names...: Hyde rapes Invisible Man to death
Talk about dated. That "british guy we can't remember" is now known as "Professor Slughorn" lol
This review came out two years after that movie, though
when I saw that scene where everyone is in bear suits I laughed so freaking hard it was hilarious, and the gummi bear thing
and the Rapture bit at the end.
What's next? "Paint Drying: the movie"?
I think you're on to something...
Hey now, don't count that out yet. I mean, what's the color?
+Greyghostvol1 Hot Pink.
Arthur Garcia I'm in!
I think there was an actual movie about paint drying, and it was authorized by the British Board of Film Classification
This has to be one of the most british movies ever
What about Nativity, Nativity 2 Danger In The Manger, Nativity 3 Dude Where's My Donkey, Nativity Rocks, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, The World's End, Bean (1997), Mr Bean's Holiday, Johnny English, Johnny English Reborn and Johnny English Strikes Strikes Again?
And Chicken Run, Wallace and Gromit The Curse of the Were Rabbit and Flushed Away?
The Avengers, aka "the Poison Ivy and Voldemort team up no one wanted to watch".
That would be so much cooler
That sounds better than this movie. Just throw in Draco the Dragon, and we have a masterpiece.
versus james bond himself
I was laughing my ass off at the "Take me away, Jeshush!" part.
"Take me away, Jesus" lmaooo
3:10 You can't tell this isn't the first take of this scene
great catch...y not just use a new sheet of paper...lol
I thought, "Is that what happens to slightly microwaved paper?"
+Stephen Gilberg
No, what happens when you microwave paper is that the microwave microwaves _itself_ because that's not something that can actually absorb the radiation. Do it for more than a few seconds, and that fucker's broken.
Just thought I'd share that tidbit.
That's hilarious
Jim Broadbent. Bring it on.
The *BEAR*!
Meh
Ned Stark Well said. I like the way you kept your head.
SPECTACULAR, SPECTACULAR!
Slater the Slag
Okay... You got me with that intro. And I laughed.
16:10 Director: Uh, cut! Ok, Ralph. Why don't we try something different here? Act more worried!
Ralph: No, I think this much better suits my character, thank you very much.
Director: Oh ok. Lets stick with that, then.
Okay, fir a hot second I really thought you were doing the one in the MCU. I never even knew this one existed.
I remember being taken to see this as a child, and that bit with the teddy bear boardroom was possibly my earliest introduction to the feeling of "WTF am I watching?"
I remember trying to watch this movie when I was young, but...I just couldn't because it was just so *boring*.
Thank goodness the 2012 version was _amazing!_ ;)
Voldemort and Slughorn in a movie that is not Harry Potter.
And Father is Petunia!
@@Nirias103683 whaaaat?! Is that true lmao
@@Immagonko yup, Dursley's wife Petunia, seriously just watch Harry Potter and put the Morpheus shades on her and bam!
Here's a fun fact: the original British Avengers tv show was created by the same person who created Doctor Who. Sydney Newman
"Oh no look out they're playing the stock footage from Mars Attacks" lmao 😂😭😂😭😂
His cries of agony towards the beginning, made me cry from laughing.
Thank you critic for screaming like a 14 year old boy being stabbed in the right thumb, I would know because I stabbed myself with a butterfly knife... I screamed a lot but then I went to sleep.
:)
did you bandage it up?
+demetric taylor Yeah, it was quite painful, but I just took a nap and now it no longer hurts. :D
+Nat714 what the heck
+Barack O-Fairy Man, all I know is getting trampled, breaking bones, cutting fingers while cutting food, falling down a lot and sleeping.
Nat714 ahhhhh
I liked League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Twas frightfully spiffing.
i aggre
indeed
quite.
spot on
indubitably.
Is noone gonna mention how flawless that fade to Dr Strangelove was.
Cant stop repeating it.
the agent became M in the recent james bond...ironic isnt it
koel700 After killing the OG James Bond. God my head hurts.
Yes. I wanna see Bellatrix play a spy villain
The Avengers movie made in the style of Kingsman. I would love to see that.
That’d be great
by the way in the series, you'll love this honestly, the agents are mostly named after flowers in 1 episode, so I loved how you referred to them
Kingsman > Avengers (this one. Not the Marvel one)
I remembered watching part of this movie at a drive-in theatre when it first came out. The only thing I could recall was the teddy bear scene then falling asleep since it was very boring up to that point. By the time I woke up, the movie was over and I was left wondering if anything that was truly exciting had happened.
That and RIP Sean Connery.
Sean Connery turned down the role of Morpheus in The matrix for this
fuck Trump I believe it was actually the role of the Architect.
I swear I just want to give those bears a squeeze each; they’re so cuddly! There’s no way you can make them look evil, even Nicholas Cage wouldn’t look intimidating.
Uma Thurman in this is proof that Tarantino can get great performances outta everyone
1:54 His name is Jim Broadbent
Oh Inspector Butterman.
Horace slughorn too I think.
FUCK YOU! We all know him as that British Guy whose name we can't remember.
Zidler!
+Dem Shadowwolf in his Christmas countdown he said it was Jim brodbent he ended the joke
THE GUMMI BEARS PART HAD ME DEAD😂😂😂💀
When it Comes to Sean Connery Movies,I’m Gonna Stick With Indiana Jones,&,The Last Crusade
0:27 My reaction to when they announced Dark Phoenix
My reaction from when we've ran out of toilet paper.
😂😂😂
R.I.P. Sean Connery
This review for me is the absolute best ever review of NC, mainly because i understand british humor and when you see NC it just makes it hilarious
I actually think the old woman is funny.
1) The contrast of a polite request followed by loud gunfire.
2) The visual of an elderly person using a tommy gun is *most unorthodox*.
3) The expectation/hope that her shtick will be different, only to find it's not. Much like in your Why Do We Love Stupid? video, the humour is derived from our own suffering.
It would be funny but after seeing the polite shtick 10 times all of them failing miserably either being unfunny or annoying after the fifth time really puts a damper on later scenes.
Realistic response XD 00:20
Sean Connery gets struck by lightning and the Nostalgia Critic doesn't do a Highlander joke. Total Waste.
I laughed so hard once the bears showed up. Too funny.
9:42 Me watching a Death Stranding trailer for the 2000th time.
1:25
"...in case, everyone in the world goes freaking bloodhungry."
:o This movie predicted the plot of Kingsmen!
Needs more Skynyrd
The megaman references were great!
A Sonic the Hedgehog reference would've been good, too.
The Critic's comment at 4:07 seems so prophetic today -- "What is this, 28 Days Later? I've never seen the place so abandoned!"