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  • Опубліковано 4 гру 2024

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  • @emilyharpist
    @emilyharpist 5 днів тому +2362

    Apology accepted

  • @SatelliteSoundLab
    @SatelliteSoundLab 5 днів тому +1204

    "1190's peasant superstition brain" vs "1690's witch trials brain" is the new linear political spectrum I subscribe to

    • @oakey03
      @oakey03 5 днів тому +14

      Literally the only thing that makes sense at this point.

    • @jmvt3
      @jmvt3 5 днів тому +30

      (they were both correct)

    • @DoubleG7793
      @DoubleG7793 5 днів тому +16

      "2020 everyones Hitler brain"

    • @cloudmaster182
      @cloudmaster182 5 днів тому

      ​@@DoubleG7793 2024 everything is a conspiracy theory

    • @Deletirium
      @Deletirium 5 днів тому

      ​@@DoubleG7793 Not really- America and Europe are still an absolute joke/mess. Donald's a poor substitute.

  • @alw1217
    @alw1217 5 днів тому +228

    Emily Hopkins is the bomb

    • @fleshsimulator
      @fleshsimulator  5 днів тому +111

      She’s great, genuinely

    • @gopherbarney8707
      @gopherbarney8707 5 днів тому +34

      Now I'm curious the vendiagram between Wendi-Gooners, music-nerds, Fleshlings and Average Meat Band Enjoyers is because I'm directly in the center.
      Who here has seen every Aaron Paulsen short and watched way too many Anime Kitana videos that have the same man asking this company to make the HF Murasama Blade from Metal Gear Rising Revengence

    • @alw1217
      @alw1217 4 дні тому +2

      @@fleshsimulator Don't worry, you both are.

    • @JamesThomas-kx5sj
      @JamesThomas-kx5sj 2 дні тому +1

      ​@@gopherbarney8707Forgotten Weapons is probably in there too

  • @AA-pk3jy
    @AA-pk3jy 5 днів тому +734

    Who up Simulating their Flesh?

    • @smashboy
      @smashboy 5 днів тому +13

      OMG MEEE!!!!

    • @jackass6257
      @jackass6257 5 днів тому +9

      I’m simulating my flesh on the daily. While normie betas do it at night I do it all day every day . (I am not real and have no idea how to control my body)

    • @FarmerClarence
      @FarmerClarence 5 днів тому

      I'm up stimulating my flesh(beating my meat).

    • @chinupduck4849
      @chinupduck4849 5 днів тому +2

      3 am is flesh simulating hour.

    • @liamobrien9451
      @liamobrien9451 5 днів тому +3

      Simulating they flesh*

  • @Name-ot3xw
    @Name-ot3xw 5 днів тому +317

    The tiny barrels is to prevent the chem trail juice from sloshing

    • @nervesinapattern7261
      @nervesinapattern7261 5 днів тому +48

      They were also testing new flavours

    • @Ben-rq5re
      @Ben-rq5re 5 днів тому +33

      Costco were all out of the big tubs

    • @sounduser
      @sounduser 5 днів тому +25

      You don't order a 747 shape tank. People might get suspicious.

    • @HamptonsAirTech
      @HamptonsAirTech 4 дні тому +1

      @@sounduser😂😂😂

    • @PostPatriot1978
      @PostPatriot1978 4 дні тому

      😂😂😂There is always a know it all in the comments. 😂😂😂

  • @Cronama
    @Cronama 5 днів тому +129

    If you think about it, humanity has been doing weather modification thousands of years with raindances, Aztec sacrifices, and prayers. Just now have we locked in how to actually get results.

    • @Space_Parrot
      @Space_Parrot 4 дні тому +12

      Shane Gillis made a joke about Native American raindances being a form of weather modification on his podcast and it has lived rent free ever since i heard it

    • @Dscrump-pz2mn
      @Dscrump-pz2mn 4 дні тому +7

      In the times of Cannon Warfare they realized the gunpowder was reacting with the weather. Our technology has advanced a lot since then.

    • @IAmTheRealHim
      @IAmTheRealHim 4 дні тому

      @@Space_Parrotbeing the guy who didn’t do the dance because you didn’t believe it worked and then it doesn’t rain 😂😂

    • @3A6M9Z
      @3A6M9Z День тому

      @@Dscrump-pz2mn in what way?

  • @the_real_Kurt_Yarish
    @the_real_Kurt_Yarish 5 днів тому +187

    The only time I know the US actually used the cloud-seeding tech during time of war was Operation POPEYE during the early-mid American - Vietnam War. The intention was to prolong the monsoon season with the hopes of flooding out the Ho Chi Minh Trail and disrupting the Vietcong supply line. It both succeeded and failed, in that it did manage to prolong rainfall effectively but it (surprise, surprise) had little to no effect in hampering a logistic network run by people who have dealt with monsoons their entire lives. It did, however, cause US soldiers some grief in finding themselves the new-found cast members of "Imperialism Gone Wild: Wet T-shirt Edition". They canned it after a year or two.

    • @slartibartfast7921
      @slartibartfast7921 5 днів тому +7

      This comment is flesh simulator standard. Well done sir.

    • @itranscendencei7964
      @itranscendencei7964 4 дні тому +3

      You really think they just stopped doing this? That's why there are still patents being approved for weather mod tech up to 2023, right? Because it makes total sense to do R&D for something that you have no intention of using..... If you believe that, then I have a lot of snake oil to sell you.

    • @rookiem8
      @rookiem8 4 дні тому

      @@itranscendencei7964xD

    • @slartibartfast7921
      @slartibartfast7921 4 дні тому +14

      @@itranscendencei7964 They specifically said “in time of war”, he mentioned nothing about domestically. Calm down.

    • @itranscendencei7964
      @itranscendencei7964 4 дні тому +2

      @@slartibartfast7921 So a bunch of people that get paid to lie about state secrets told some reporters that it was only considered in times of war, and that must mean that it's true right? And since they didn't even mention it as a domestic option, that must mean they never considered it right?...... Please use your brain and actually do some research. It's not that hard.

  • @CoperliteConsumer
    @CoperliteConsumer 5 днів тому +107

    Thank you for that last statement. Its exactly right. Ive met so many ppl that deny cloud seeding and people that think every rainy day is a fedop.

    • @joshlcaudill
      @joshlcaudill 4 дні тому +3

      That, my friend, is called "conspiracy seeding".

    • @johndoe-is2fw
      @johndoe-is2fw День тому +1

      @@joshlcaudill divide and conquer

  • @Shlumpty12
    @Shlumpty12 4 дні тому +12

    Thank you for clarifying the plane side of chem trails such a frustrating topic to have to engage in every time.

  • @kai5
    @kai5 5 днів тому +20

    I'm related to the guy that controls the weather, he's my sun.

  • @clockworkofmadness
    @clockworkofmadness День тому +7

    bro the second you changed the title to mention HAARP they put that wikipedia article i'm crying

  • @CIA_Farts
    @CIA_Farts 5 днів тому +123

    (The)
    Horny
    American
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    (of)
    Retired
    Persons

    • @GrebnevNikita
      @GrebnevNikita 3 дні тому +1

      Horny Accoustic Association of Regarded Persons

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 День тому

      The only horny demographic left

  • @moksimque
    @moksimque 5 днів тому +38

    You are correct about microwaving people. Duga's transmitter (pic you showed is an antenna) literally burnt people from inside to various degrees if you happened to be in the wrong place when thing transmitted
    Not into crisps, one just felt like shit, and could die without intensive medical treatment from internal burns

    • @samgraffen9212
      @samgraffen9212 4 дні тому

      Not to mention something using orders of magnitude more energy would also have to be equivalently larger, it would be like trying to hide the great wall of china.

    • @bigboi9611
      @bigboi9611 День тому

      More info pls,cant find anything on google

    • @moksimque
      @moksimque День тому

      @@bigboi9611 Радарная травма (Андрей Анатольевич Ломачинский)
      Cant find it on en google
      That info is on kinda "trust me bro" level, he is military medic tho and the accident he described is easily believable if you know anything about ussr work and military culture

    • @moksimque
      @moksimque День тому

      @bigboi9611 google "радарная травма"
      I can't find anything in western part of internet
      Not sure about the source credibility, but he is a military medic and that kind of accidents were typical in ussr

  • @JKa244
    @JKa244 5 днів тому +115

    Wish more people either had a formal education or the drive and discretion to teach themselves. The information is there, it's not hard to filter the garbage from the truth.....
    The amount of times I've actually, in person, seen people look at water vapor from jet exhaust and complain about being poisoned by the gubmint is way too damn high

    • @JKa244
      @JKa244 5 днів тому +32

      There's plenty of actually evident and evidenced bad water, pollution and overprescribed pharmaceuticals, and even historical human experimentation to complain about, without any need for making stuff up.

    • @lmaololovsky
      @lmaololovsky 5 днів тому +17

      water vapor would dissipate over time, not spread across a 1/4th of the sky making it grey and obscuring sun...

    • @stoic521
      @stoic521 5 днів тому +6

      @@lmaololovsky Aware.

    • @StabyMcStabsFace
      @StabyMcStabsFace 5 днів тому

      Education in...? How combustion works or how all that aluminum got into the first inch of the topsoil near the jet routes?

    • @TheHaughtyOsprey
      @TheHaughtyOsprey 4 дні тому +1

      How do people think the long thin clouds are water vapor.....

  • @mrshs4332
    @mrshs4332 5 днів тому +5

    Pray for my boy 🙏🏽 Feds got him

  • @lordvogel9762
    @lordvogel9762 5 днів тому +24

    3:22 left flower vase moves

    • @madjimms
      @madjimms 5 днів тому +1

      He's toying with out emotions

    • @chefntoast
      @chefntoast 5 днів тому +1

      ​@@madjimms😂

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 дні тому +1

      It was the government, but Big Vase doesn't want you to know that

  • @Phearsum
    @Phearsum 5 днів тому +278

    They say there's nothing new under the Sun but I'm pretty sure the phrase "We have a magical hurricane gun we've been using on ourselves" might be an exception.

    • @schafereichelberger5581
      @schafereichelberger5581 5 днів тому

      Imagine if the there was evidence that there was a foreign entity that ran America. That would be crazy tho. No way that’s possible.

    • @Brain-washed2
      @Brain-washed2 5 днів тому +5

      Doubt it

    • @Shigginjigz
      @Shigginjigz 5 днів тому +8

      I raise you one Moses. Lol.

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 5 днів тому

      Tbf the us nuked itself and did biological weapon testing on its own people plenty of times

    • @Lurker-43
      @Lurker-43 5 днів тому +1

      Some of my pubic hairs that have turned grey are new, and they are under the sun. Does that count?
      Edit: grammar

  • @mistahslugg
    @mistahslugg 5 днів тому +9

    Editing, effects, animations, lighting, music, sound effects, transitions, fonts, subject matter: just keeps getting better and batter man. Keep up the awesome job, Been awesome watching you grow. You deserve all the subs and positive algo growth. 🤝

  • @roxyndra
    @roxyndra 5 днів тому +28

    And then there's 'The Buzzer', started in '97 as УЗБ-76 and still going today as НЖТИ. It's obnoxious, but kinda funny when it gets hijacked.

    • @Baeuth
      @Baeuth 5 днів тому

      What is this

    • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
      @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 4 дні тому +4

      @@Baeuthhuge station emitting radio in specific patterns n shit. Used to encode and decode communication most likely

  • @mradamdsmith
    @mradamdsmith 5 днів тому +23

    Wasn't expecting you to mention the harp pedal lady, but that's a collab I didn't know I needed.

  • @soggycardboardbox
    @soggycardboardbox 5 днів тому +61

    Emily Hopkins jumpscare? Best crossover idea since Endgame.

  • @richmeisterradio
    @richmeisterradio 4 дні тому +6

    Follow the patents. We've had high band RF devices that can break up cloud systems for years.

  • @runiccharms
    @runiccharms 4 дні тому +27

    Contrails aren’t “chemtrails,” but they might as well be due to the toxic emissions modern jets produce. Since the 90s, airlines switched to cheaper fuels with higher sulfur and aromatic hydrocarbons, leading to more ultrafine particles (UFPs), black carbon, and sulfate aerosols. These particles fall onto soil and people under flight paths, impacting air quality, soil chemistry, and human health. Modern jet engines burn hotter, increasing nitrogen oxides (NOx) and incomplete combustion of aromatics. Plus, contrails can influence weather by forming high-altitude clouds that trap heat or alter precipitation patterns. While contrails are water vapor, their pollutants are a serious environmental and health issue. The conspiracy isn’t weather modification it is corporate greed prioritizing cost-cutting over environmental and health impacts.

    • @MrThedruid22
      @MrThedruid22 4 дні тому +2

      Wow. Where I live, I see military Airbus aircraft leave this exhaust cloud. Also Chinese a330s do it as well.
      Singapore airlines and quantas a330s do not!

    • @jeranismisashillasisjtolan
      @jeranismisashillasisjtolan 3 дні тому

      so basically, yes, it doesnt matter what you call it, its a chem trail. chem means chemical for the less grammatically inclined.

    • @codemiesterbeats
      @codemiesterbeats 3 дні тому +2

      Not a staunch environmentalist but I think the amount of air travel is wild.
      I understand they rake in the money doing it but I have a hard time imagining all those people NEED to air travel at that scale.
      Your money spend it how you want it just seems extravagant to me who has never flew.

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 День тому

      Yeah just as there's a little truth in every lie, there is a reason why we suddenly got our sky constantly criss-crossed with these ugly smeared clouds even though we've had air travel for decades. You can't take a photo now without a bunch of them in frame, but you can easily look through stacks of photos from the 1970s and see basically none

  • @prasopsus807
    @prasopsus807 5 днів тому +10

    during the cold war eastern block countries used to shoot clouds with airbursting shells filled with chems to get rain, from what i know it like barely worked

    • @rogerramiussergeialexander5541
      @rogerramiussergeialexander5541 4 дні тому +1

      I think some farmers in China do the same thing with old 20mm AA guns to encourage rainfall, idk what effect it has with just ordinary dakka though.

  • @turboprint3d
    @turboprint3d 4 дні тому +5

    To note , when taking off some jets have what's called " wet thrust" it's water sprayed into the engine to increase the density of the air . This is done to increase thrust some conditions . That being said those jets have water tanks , which will be placed in different locations in the aircraft depending on design . Some of the pictures online claiming tanks for spraying on planes are said wet thrust tanks , or sometimes it's a water bomber for fire suppression . True or not the internet is full of nonsense .

  • @emanosharp
    @emanosharp 5 днів тому +132

    All my homies know the real weather modification is the greenhouse effect.

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 4 дні тому

      Venus is hot because its atmosphere is 100 times more dense than earth, like when you flash burn a scrap of paper in a compression cylinder. it has little to do with the fact that its atmosphere has more carbon dioxide than earth. all of the heat wavelengths absorbed by CO2 are already absorbed by water vapor, the primary "greenhouse gas."
      a single bout of heavy volcanism around the world will drop the average temperatures like a rock for many years. recent human civilization has been very lucky for this lack of overdue volcanism.

    • @Blank3tMusic
      @Blank3tMusic 4 дні тому +20

      WAAYYYYY more efficient too, I can have more effect with a shitty engine block and half diesel mix than these "scientists" can do with a plane and millions of dollars, smh

    • @wendysofficial
      @wendysofficial 4 дні тому +4

      Maybe the real weather modification was the friends we made along the way :)

    • @spartan3924
      @spartan3924 4 дні тому +1

      But actually though

    • @dont.ripfuller6587
      @dont.ripfuller6587 4 дні тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 "greenhouse effect" 🤦🏽

  • @ElderSign32
    @ElderSign32 4 дні тому +10

    in terms of weather warfare, its not HAARP, its NEXRAD

    • @CommanderVolk
      @CommanderVolk 8 годин тому

      And how does NEXRAD or WSR systems act as weather warfare apparatuses?

  • @neillcoetzer9133
    @neillcoetzer9133 4 дні тому +3

    Very happy about this video. Was scared it would be one of the peasantbrain videos that you talked about in the end. But as always you never cease to deliver high quality informative and accurate content.

  • @dionysus6892
    @dionysus6892 5 днів тому +35

    I thought I read somewhere that in the Vietnam War the U.S. Air Force used planes to keep monsoon clouds hanging around longer to prolong the Monsoon season and continue to hamper Vietnamese operations in the jungle - which also of course hampered U.S. operations.

    • @seditt5146
      @seditt5146 5 днів тому +13

      That would be a terrible idea. They are use to it, we are not lol. It be like Germany in WWII prolonging the Russian Winter to "hurt the Russians"

    • @saddlepiggy
      @saddlepiggy 5 днів тому +4

      @@seditt5146considering the other shit that happened in Vietnam I wouldn’t put it past them 😂

    • @hollymorrison907
      @hollymorrison907 5 днів тому +9

      I believe it was operation Popeye....

    • @zebulaun
      @zebulaun 5 днів тому

      Sounds like a really retarded idea, id bet money that they did it

    • @lasersharksushi1975
      @lasersharksushi1975 5 днів тому

      IIRC it was aluminum powder that was sprayed out of planes which would apparently be able to seed clouds or some shit. I'll look it up real quick.
      Yup. Operation Popeye. Supposed to extend the monsoon season thus causing the mass crop failure and a failure in NVA supply lines.

  • @becertain.1987
    @becertain.1987 5 днів тому +38

    my brother has worked at the NWS for 30 years. He says anything classified would be above his pay grade, but what he normally says is that cloud seeding is a thing but not reliable, and controlling weather isnt really a thing, at least yet.

    • @Stealth86651
      @Stealth86651 5 днів тому +12

      Cloud seeding is pretty effective in that we can reliably make it dump precipitation. Been used many times for stuff like the olympics. It's just that it's not very accurate, so stuff like timing, exactly where it dumps the moisture and such aren't possible.

    • @Procedurallydegeneratedjohn
      @Procedurallydegeneratedjohn 5 днів тому +7

      How tf would he know if its a thing if its classified.

    • @Tyler-nh6oy
      @Tyler-nh6oy 5 днів тому +1

      NWS just reads barometers and other instruments and makes predictions, if there was someone changing the weather, a government agency for example, I highly doubt the NWS would be involved in any way.

    • @itranscendencei7964
      @itranscendencei7964 4 дні тому +4

      As he told you plainly, anything to do with weather mod is above his pay grade. So he would have no way of knowing if it was being used or not. However, there are patents still being approved as late as 2023. Sure sounds like they're using it to me. You don't get patents approved for things that you don't use.

    • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
      @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 4 дні тому

      @@Procedurallydegeneratedjohnright? People are 🤡’s and 🏳️‍🌈

  • @crazyhans
    @crazyhans 5 днів тому +29

    vid about Pokemon GO being a CIA asset when?

    • @surrealducks
      @surrealducks 5 днів тому +1

      Eyo?

    • @DarksteelHeart
      @DarksteelHeart 5 днів тому +5

      ​@@surrealducks it is. Any time you point your camera at something while that game is active you're video taping it. Stored on a server somewhere. Places, people, anything.

    • @lolazaurus
      @lolazaurus 5 днів тому +5

      @@DarksteelHeart Niantic uses Pokemon Go to mass gather location data. They use it to make their games better and most likely sell it to other companies and yes, possibly the government. Pokemon Go basically just uses its players as a glorified Google street view. Nothing crazy, nothing new.

    • @seditt5146
      @seditt5146 5 днів тому

      @@lolazaurus LOL, bro, they admitted it . Its CIA brother. Hell... Niantic is CIA lol. Who are they selling it to? Themselves?

    • @william8032
      @william8032 5 днів тому +2

      Not even scratching the surface, Just wait till people figure out what Bluetooth is really for and its roll in the internet of things projects.

  • @Pokefanof2009
    @Pokefanof2009 5 днів тому +8

    5:15 I recognize the Brain Scorcher (stalker) when I see it. 😂

  • @buttersnart
    @buttersnart 4 дні тому +4

    3:20 Thank you, the plant was bothering me

  • @chistus
    @chistus 5 днів тому +6

    dude you make genuinely the coolest and most entertaining stuff. this is one of the only channels that when i see the noti i actually click

  • @kylepollicove3564
    @kylepollicove3564 5 днів тому +221

    My man, you had me right worried with some of the dumber conspiracy theories being brought up here, but you pulled through. Seeing people bicker about 'chemtrails' from commercial airliners, or the 'hurricaine gun' is getting closer to idiocracy than i would like. Thanks for being a (paranoid) voice of reason

    • @kylepollicove3564
      @kylepollicove3564 5 днів тому +10

      *And for bringing up lesser known, legitimate concerns

    • @shot_out_n_tired
      @shot_out_n_tired 5 днів тому +17

      And Idiocracy is getting closer to a documentary than I’d like.

    • @1st_Enoch
      @1st_Enoch 5 днів тому

      Cuck

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 5 днів тому

      I don't believe in chem trails but there are weird things that have me wondering. Like how contrails fill the sky with clouds that seem to linger for a long time. Or how jets can be flying at the exact same altitude, side by side, but only some of them make contrails.
      I remember a guy told me that they're using chem trails to spray rna vaccines on people and I thought that was pretty goofy tho, and the guy went so schizo he said the only foods you should eat are grown in a greenhouse away from chemtrails lel

    • @gerrydean7696
      @gerrydean7696 5 днів тому

      They have admitted to Chem trails. There was a town meeting in Phoenix about getting them to stop. No one in the phoenix govt. said they weren't real.They'd said they didn't have jurisdiction

  • @davemc0528
    @davemc0528 5 днів тому +5

    Curvature of the earth? Excuse me?

  • @phlieganator1972
    @phlieganator1972 5 днів тому +50

    As a weather nerd, everybody and their mom in the weather community has been aware of the threat of numerous and powerful hurricanes since like march. The waters in the Atlantic were really warm this year. That's what fuels hurricanes. This season actually turned out milder than what meteorologists expected.

  • @emmy9345
    @emmy9345 5 днів тому +20

    Im a WMO approved Meteorologist in the Royal Navy and i just wanted to say the following.
    Weather modification has been a pie in the sky for decades now. We can make it rain only if there was a possibility of rain to begin with and so on. Mesoscale weather modification is near impossible simple because you cant track all the variables and be able to say 'it will rain here at this time for this long'.
    climate modification is actually much easier because the objective is non discreet. You can suppose if you pump a bunch of greenhouse gases youll have a green house effect or if you cover a continent with white tarp youll give the earth a higher albedo and lower global temperatures.
    We've been causing global warming for hundreds of years now.
    We could reverse climate change tomorrow if we all coordinated. It would really be that easy. But making it rain in the Sahara without the correct air mass being present already would be impossible, because you cant make something out of nothing.

    • @NeedForMadnessSVK
      @NeedForMadnessSVK 4 дні тому

      I still don't understand how conspiracy brain works.
      A secret radio project to make hurricanes hit Florida and coordinated global mission to douse us in chemicals from planes is believable, but the fact that corporations who we know are poisoning our water and ground might also be selling us products that poison our air is too far fetched.

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 4 дні тому

      AGW theory is the dumbest religion for the stupidest zealots.

    • @TheHaughtyOsprey
      @TheHaughtyOsprey 4 дні тому

      Wow... you think water vapor expands and covers the sky in crisscross lines, and you have formal training, too? Yet another reason I left the US military.

    • @emmy9345
      @emmy9345 4 дні тому +5

      @TheHaughtyOsprey what? Mate I think you need to chill out. The clouds aren't out to get you.

    • @bakanur
      @bakanur 4 дні тому +4

      @@TheHaughtyOsprey uhhh what exactly do you think clouds are made out of

  • @ravynaries
    @ravynaries 2 дні тому

    As a weather geek and a fan of whatever you call this kind of content, this really scratched my "I need to know" itch. Thank you for your research!

  • @steinblitz1506
    @steinblitz1506 4 дні тому +3

    Anyone else remember all the old 2010 era UA-cam conspiracy videos of the harp trumpets in the sky and shit. Peek nostalgia

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 2 дні тому

      Apparently that was construction equipment echoing a bunch of times in certain air conditions

  • @solutionless123
    @solutionless123 5 днів тому +14

    OH GAWD IT WAS WARM OR COLD TODAY AND RAINING OR NOT RAINING IM GONNA DIE (eventually)

    • @prodigal_southerner
      @prodigal_southerner 5 днів тому +2

      Every second you are alive brings you one second closer to death. WHOOoooOOOoooo

    • @numerum_bestia
      @numerum_bestia 5 днів тому

      @@prodigal_southerner I can’t wait to be held in the loving embrace of the void

    • @prodigal_southerner
      @prodigal_southerner 4 дні тому

      @@numerum_bestia same, my friend. Same.

  • @softsalad
    @softsalad 5 днів тому +4

    1:31, I looked at the patent and there is no mention of ionization or any use of electrical charges to influence cloud formation anywhere. How did you come to this conclusion?

    • @chefntoast
      @chefntoast 5 днів тому +2

      How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes

    • @softsalad
      @softsalad 4 дні тому

      @ yes 💯🗣️🔥😏🥵😰💦

    • @t0xcn253
      @t0xcn253 2 дні тому +1

      How many breads have you eaten

    • @brianfarley2388
      @brianfarley2388 2 дні тому

      ​@@chefntoast Lo! He'd rob as many Lowe's as a lone Rob can rob till Lowe's is brought low and Rob Lowe reloads what is owed.

  • @meggaswaggking
    @meggaswaggking 5 днів тому

    I was just thinking about this at work two days ago! Your videos are the best!

  • @newfangledcypher5309
    @newfangledcypher5309 5 днів тому +4

    Nice! I was worried about this one, haha. I can confirm I only noticed one inaccuracy. The HAARP facility is still used for reaserch by the University of Alaska Fairbanks, though mostly it’s all-sky cameras and much smaller arrays. I myself, deployed a magnetometer there.

  • @brandon952
    @brandon952 5 днів тому +2

    I went to the university nearest HAARP in the University of Alaska system and weirdly had the strongest Aurora I've seen in 10ish years in interior Alaska when driving near the remote area just south of Delta Junction but north of Glennallen. Weird night, had a couple goin at it in the back of my SUV so I didn't think much of the weird strength of the lights when we stopped to look at the aurora. Weird to be out there, there's got to be less than a couple thousand people between those towns but west of Tok, very spooky vibes at night.

  • @rothnirtull4254
    @rothnirtull4254 5 днів тому +56

    Dude,.you're content fucking rocks. One of like three out of a few hundred subscriptions that I actually have notifications on for

  • @agreedmusic644
    @agreedmusic644 3 дні тому

    There’s been a marked improvement in my life since your last few videos dropped. Thank you

  • @danielnadeau1752
    @danielnadeau1752 5 днів тому +12

    forget LB 'the b is for bassassination' Johnson, how did flesh simulator get his job

    • @dickc.normous6369
      @dickc.normous6369 5 днів тому

      Why would he assassinate Kennedy? they agreed on 99% of issues.

  • @StuGLyfe
    @StuGLyfe 5 днів тому

    You never failed to impress! Love the content, keep it up my dude.

  • @Nukes2all
    @Nukes2all 5 днів тому +4

    I became friends with the civilian lead researcher of the HAARP facility over a shared enjoyment of ham radio tech. (this is after the sale to the university of alaska). It's pretty neat, but all in all I'd consider it safe to say people are way overstating exactly what HAARP does.

  • @doc_sav
    @doc_sav 5 днів тому +2

    Wow, what an optimal time for flesh sim. It's dark, im _super_ high, and have snacks on hand

  • @dragon101woof8
    @dragon101woof8 5 днів тому +5

    How do you feel about the illegality of mechanical cat production in the future?

    • @vxzcvz
      @vxzcvz 5 днів тому +3

      why df would someone make a mechanical cat

    • @vaporware666
      @vaporware666 5 днів тому +1

      ​@@vxzcvzthat ain't the question bro

    • @theJOYSofANALpenetration
      @theJOYSofANALpenetration 5 днів тому

      ain't y'all heard of iCat, the companion for the iDog?

  • @clickityclackity75
    @clickityclackity75 4 дні тому

    Longer videos PLEASE ! Lol
    I love your content !!!!!

  • @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington
    @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington 5 днів тому +43

    Ares we both drunk?

    • @chrispc92
      @chrispc92 5 днів тому +11

      Top 10 favorite comments ever, adding one simple unnecessary letter is amazing. Round of applause for this guy, love ya buddy👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ll-OnlyXans-ll
      @ll-OnlyXans-ll 5 днів тому +8

      Yes. Yed we sre,

    • @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington
      @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington 5 днів тому +9

      @@chrispc92 wow thank you I love you so much and I don’t even know you for real it’s been rough I’m drunk as fuck and love that you responded

    • @deirdre.
      @deirdre. 5 днів тому +6

      @chrispc92 It's not unnecessary. The pronoun and verb need to agree to form a grammatically correct sentence.
      "It am here." No.
      "It is here."
      "It go fast." No.
      "It goes fast."
      "We are going." No.
      "We ares going."
      I understand your confusion given the irregularity of the English 'to be' verb: am, is, was, are, etc... Its iterations are many and varied; some of them even are etymologically derived from separate synonymous verbs.
      Over time, the 'are' mutated into 'ares', presumably because 'we' refers to multiple people, and 's' signifies plurality in English. There are many things in this world to abandon, but not this. Go and be merry now, son. Thank you for reading, Chris.

    • @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington
      @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington 5 днів тому +3

      @@deirdre. word

  • @intosound913
    @intosound913 4 дні тому +1

    i need more of your home built device's. if possible, i know UA-cam is being difficult with certain information. thank you for your hard works, they are good.

  • @jmvt3
    @jmvt3 5 днів тому +23

    If we had a hurricane gun, then Russia would be suffering hurricanes right now.

    • @Cyle_C
      @Cyle_C 5 днів тому +4

      That physically impossible even with weather control where the fuck are they gonna form a hurricane

    • @jmvt3
      @jmvt3 5 днів тому +4

      @Cyle_C North sea

    • @idjtoal
      @idjtoal 5 днів тому +1

      or big land grabs for lithium and quartz sand would... be... going... on ?

    • @jevonsw1
      @jevonsw1 5 днів тому

      I think you’re underestimating how valuable weather control is especially in an international market. Imagine boosting Russian harvest for the next century creating a new dependence on cheap, abundant produce throughout Asia. Giving them a new foothold on their preferred half of earth and they would leverage all famine regions of the world with aid in exchange for men ages 18 and up

  • @eee-ce6si
    @eee-ce6si 4 дні тому

    Ily mr flesh ❤❤ keep pumping these Bangers out

  • @MyNamesRuss
    @MyNamesRuss 5 днів тому +4

    Flesh Simulator have you done any videos on astroturfing? Russian call centers, DNC interns, or run of the mill corporate copywriters, I'd be interested in a video on modern attempts at shaping public discourse

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 4 дні тому +3

      or the 20,000 unique Reddit accounts from that Air Force intelligence base

  • @milkarn123
    @milkarn123 5 днів тому +1

    Love your work bud excited for this

  • @bloodyiceblast
    @bloodyiceblast 5 днів тому +65

    Thank you dark vsauce. Or as i like to call you Fed kaczynski

  • @silviobressaninijunior4386
    @silviobressaninijunior4386 3 дні тому

    Holy shit the production is on the next level congrats man

  • @The_Garden_of_Fragile_Egos
    @The_Garden_of_Fragile_Egos 5 днів тому +4

    Summation - There's a difference between weather modification and weather control.

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 5 днів тому +2

      Body modification: That tiger face guy
      Body control: Bruce Lee's 1 inch punch

  • @phoenixisntreal
    @phoenixisntreal 5 днів тому +2

    i watched this while pooping thank you flesh simulator

  • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
    @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 5 днів тому +3

    The cinematography is 😙👌

  • @Guts-the-Berserker
    @Guts-the-Berserker 4 дні тому +1

    0:36 bro that intro was so dope

  • @noahbynum9511
    @noahbynum9511 5 днів тому +4

    3:23 why did the plant move 👀

  • @MindfullyBased
    @MindfullyBased 5 днів тому

    This is the best looking cinematography from you yet. Looks great.

  • @NeedForMadnessSVK
    @NeedForMadnessSVK 4 дні тому +11

    Man, some conspiracy people are going to be really mad now that you don't validate literally every single theory they have.

  • @JackizTrash
    @JackizTrash 2 дні тому

    Great intro for this vid! Keep making these entertaining and educational vids! 🔥

  • @PepeTheJonkler
    @PepeTheJonkler 5 днів тому +8

    6:13
    You, uhhhh... you just described 'Alabama booms.'
    And guess what even Alabama's best meteorologists have yet to debunk...
    Yup- _'Alabama booms.'_
    Doesn't sound like a very meteorological or scientific term, does it?
    They still don't even have a term for it, they just adopted the colloquialism as their designation for the anomaly.
    Either Alabama is its own SCP server,
    or they're not giving the full story of what this phenomenon actually is...
    and what with being somewhat more grounded in reality than your average tinfoil-hatter, _I lean towards the _*_latter of the two._*

  • @jaredmistretta3018
    @jaredmistretta3018 3 дні тому

    New lens looks fire. Keep it up!

  • @CondonErebus
    @CondonErebus 5 днів тому +4

    Oh man, barely 30 seconds into the video, and all i can think of is the cloud machine on NorCal and the drones in the oil countries

  • @meltingmug
    @meltingmug 5 днів тому

    Genuinely impressive shot composition and color grading here, Mr. Simulator. Major props 👏

  • @content_burrito
    @content_burrito 5 днів тому +69

    Let's go! More FLESH SIMULATOR! When this showed up on my feed, it has been around for 8 SECONDS.

    • @Wolfreign_
      @Wolfreign_ 5 днів тому +2

      Cool?

    • @Wolfreign_
      @Wolfreign_ 5 днів тому

      @@Lee-wk3cb lol exactly like why tf do you care about that?

  • @jeltoninc.8542
    @jeltoninc.8542 5 днів тому +1

    I’m so glad you have a UA-cam channel. I have followed you on instagram for a long time, but I love your longer videos.
    (And when you sneak up behind me)

  • @Jockymcbock
    @Jockymcbock 5 днів тому +6

    7:10 its a donut and i refuse to elaborate

  • @ZestyBoyz
    @ZestyBoyz 5 днів тому +1

    have you heard of Blue/ orange color grading? I think you would like it.

  • @bassdoll1548
    @bassdoll1548 5 днів тому +16

    a new video hooray, i am girth with mirth

  • @Ryanh-z8h
    @Ryanh-z8h 5 днів тому +1

    Love the colour grade feels like I'm watching the ring.

  • @cambriakilgannon12
    @cambriakilgannon12 5 днів тому +8

    I too enjoy the haarp lady

    • @numerum_bestia
      @numerum_bestia 5 днів тому

      Big booba haarp lady trying to convince us she isn’t goth egg is a psy-op

  • @logoskorvus
    @logoskorvus 4 дні тому

    Dig the intro motion design. Slick and aesthetic af.

  • @ntegr8
    @ntegr8 5 днів тому +5

    subbed the WHOLE damn time...and im spreadin the message of your bad ass videos and delivery, also , I dig the synth/music work you throw in, its unique and makes you stand out on this platform man. keep going, your legend will grow. always trust logik.

  • @Dandoskyballer
    @Dandoskyballer 4 дні тому

    Barges are typically split into 6 individual tanks. 1-3 port & 1-3 starboard. I doubt a blimp would use 1 big tank for weight distribution purposes alone. Regardless of the product's intended purposes.

  • @TruthArchives
    @TruthArchives 5 днів тому +11

    Mel Gibson' movie, _Conspiracy Theory,_ is about HAARP weather modification, the CIA, and the New World Order.

  • @metavapour
    @metavapour 4 дні тому

    The new intro, location, and the yellow tint are all excellent additions.

  • @duncanluciak5516
    @duncanluciak5516 5 днів тому +3

    1:03 Jackie O had some weird nightmares about that.

  • @cooldudemcswagcooldudemcsw4697

    Your book collections looks very nice :)

  • @NaReDn
    @NaReDn 5 днів тому +8

    3:23 why move the vase ?

  • @dnote5573
    @dnote5573 3 дні тому

    these are some beautiful shots what cameras did you use?

  • @alaskansummertime
    @alaskansummertime 5 днів тому +4

    I live in Alaska and know people that lived next to this before it shut down. I believe a lot of conspiracies but I think this dog don't hunt.

    • @stephenmorton8017
      @stephenmorton8017 5 днів тому +2

      It's been turned over to the University of Alaska because it had no usage for the military. It can listen so it could be considered a long wave telescope or a really good short wave station. What it is is a phased array of long wave antennas that point directly upward. It could actually be used to light up the ionosphere directly above like the northern lights and even scan a raster. Someone thought it would be good for putting advertisements in the sky.

  • @tonymonyou739
    @tonymonyou739 4 дні тому

    I appreciate you beyond words

  • @erikturner896
    @erikturner896 5 днів тому +47

    Hell yes. Nice bookshelf, flesh

  • @DustinRodriguez1_0
    @DustinRodriguez1_0 5 днів тому +1

    People who expect that it is possible to control the weather in meaningful ways fail to understand a couple things... first, scale. Most major weather events wouldn't care if you exploded a half dozen nukes. The energy involved is just irrelevant compared to the influence of mass air/water movement in the environment. You might notice that water is kinda heavy. And that the ocean is kinda big. When it moves, you don't stop that. But worse than that is the second thing... chaos. Meaning Chaos Theory, which is a Theory like gravity is a Theory. It means it is of the class of the most extremely proven truths contained within science. And it's fairly simple, really. It just means if you knew, say, the position and velocity of every single molecule of water and atom of air, and you knew exactly how those things moved from one microsecond to the next, the fact that the way they move is nonlinear means that ANY degree of error you have in your knowledge of the initial state, even if it's like 0.0000000001%, will increase dramatically with a speed that is impossible to account for it. So even if the thing you're studying is extremely simple and small, like just predicting the behavior of a few atoms, after only a handful of timesteps it doesn't matter how close to correct your initial positions were, the result you get will look nothing at all like reality. Intuitively, you would think if things are insanely close together, they'll end up following the same general path. And you'd be completely wrong. Even things that are essentially identical for all intents and purposes end up acting in totally different ways, and it makes them close to impossible to predict at all. This is why it requires the biggest supercomputers in the world to even get mediocre weather predictions for really large-scale events like hurricanes and tornadoes. And it's a property of the mathematics. It's not just that there's something we don't know. We know that even if we knew EVERYTHING, it still wouldn't help. So even if you had a fusion reactor pumping out trillions of gigawatts of power and you could funnel it directly into the atmosphere with pinpoint accuracy... you could never figure out where to point it to have some effect you want. Predicting what effect it would have beyond a few seconds wouldn't just be hard, it would be mathematically impossible.

    • @ultravioletiris6241
      @ultravioletiris6241 5 днів тому +2

      That’s quite a few assumptions and preconceived notions to unpack.

  • @mellowdramatic1444
    @mellowdramatic1444 5 днів тому +10

    This vid has vampire vibes

  • @hikingviking8309
    @hikingviking8309 4 дні тому +1

    Silver stackers, buy more silver, stop the cloud seeding.

  • @RamblinVan
    @RamblinVan 5 днів тому +8

    egg.

    • @solutionless123
      @solutionless123 5 днів тому +3

      🥚

    • @numerum_bestia
      @numerum_bestia 5 днів тому

      With the price of eggs in this economy I can’t believe flesh simulator would shamelessly
      flaunt his wealth in front of us like this
      Also I do believe I have been poisoned by my constituents 🩸

  • @bogen06
    @bogen06 4 дні тому

    We have weather modification part of department of agriculture budgeting in most states in Australia, however it seems to effect metro areas mostly. 🧐

  • @theeldestrelic
    @theeldestrelic 5 днів тому +3

    The composition on this video was amazing dude. Keep this shit up!

  • @purdysanchez
    @purdysanchez 5 днів тому

    The composition of your camera and lighting look really good.

  • @----REDACTED----
    @----REDACTED---- 5 днів тому +3

    I find this extremely offensive as an individual with pilgrim witch-trial brain