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  • Опубліковано 9 гру 2024

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  • @emilyharpist
    @emilyharpist 10 днів тому +2486

    Apology accepted

  • @SatelliteSoundLab
    @SatelliteSoundLab 10 днів тому +1260

    "1190's peasant superstition brain" vs "1690's witch trials brain" is the new linear political spectrum I subscribe to

    • @oakey03
      @oakey03 10 днів тому +15

      Literally the only thing that makes sense at this point.

    • @jmvt3
      @jmvt3 10 днів тому +30

      (they were both correct)

    • @DoubleG7793
      @DoubleG7793 10 днів тому +16

      "2020 everyones Hitler brain"

    • @cloudmaster182
      @cloudmaster182 10 днів тому

      ​@@DoubleG7793 2024 everything is a conspiracy theory

    • @Deletirium
      @Deletirium 10 днів тому

      ​@@DoubleG7793 Not really- America and Europe are still an absolute joke/mess. Donald's a poor substitute.

  • @AA-pk3jy
    @AA-pk3jy 10 днів тому +768

    Who up Simulating they Flesh?

    • @smashboy
      @smashboy 10 днів тому +13

      OMG MEEE!!!!

    • @jackass6257
      @jackass6257 10 днів тому +9

      I’m simulating my flesh on the daily. While normie betas do it at night I do it all day every day . (I am not real and have no idea how to control my body)

    • @FarmerClarence
      @FarmerClarence 10 днів тому

      I'm up stimulating my flesh(beating my meat).

    • @chinupduck4849
      @chinupduck4849 10 днів тому +3

      3 am is flesh simulating hour.

    • @liamobrien9451
      @liamobrien9451 10 днів тому +3

      Simulating they flesh*

  • @Name-ot3xw
    @Name-ot3xw 10 днів тому +341

    The tiny barrels is to prevent the chem trail juice from sloshing

    • @nervesinapattern7261
      @nervesinapattern7261 10 днів тому +53

      They were also testing new flavours

    • @Ben-rq5re
      @Ben-rq5re 10 днів тому +34

      Costco were all out of the big tubs

    • @sounduser
      @sounduser 10 днів тому +27

      You don't order a 747 shape tank. People might get suspicious.

    • @HamptonsAirTech
      @HamptonsAirTech 9 днів тому +1

      @@sounduser😂😂😂

    • @PostPatriot1978
      @PostPatriot1978 9 днів тому

      😂😂😂There is always a know it all in the comments. 😂😂😂

  • @Cronama
    @Cronama 10 днів тому +142

    If you think about it, humanity has been doing weather modification thousands of years with raindances, Aztec sacrifices, and prayers. Just now have we locked in how to actually get results.

    • @Space_Parrot
      @Space_Parrot 9 днів тому +12

      Shane Gillis made a joke about Native American raindances being a form of weather modification on his podcast and it has lived rent free ever since i heard it

    • @Dscrump-pz2mn
      @Dscrump-pz2mn 9 днів тому +7

      In the times of Cannon Warfare they realized the gunpowder was reacting with the weather. Our technology has advanced a lot since then.

    • @IAmTheRealHim
      @IAmTheRealHim 9 днів тому

      @@Space_Parrotbeing the guy who didn’t do the dance because you didn’t believe it worked and then it doesn’t rain 😂😂

    • @3A6M9Z
      @3A6M9Z 6 днів тому

      @@Dscrump-pz2mn in what way?

  • @the_real_Kurt_Yarish
    @the_real_Kurt_Yarish 10 днів тому +202

    The only time I know the US actually used the cloud-seeding tech during time of war was Operation POPEYE during the early-mid American - Vietnam War. The intention was to prolong the monsoon season with the hopes of flooding out the Ho Chi Minh Trail and disrupting the Vietcong supply line. It both succeeded and failed, in that it did manage to prolong rainfall effectively but it (surprise, surprise) had little to no effect in hampering a logistic network run by people who have dealt with monsoons their entire lives. It did, however, cause US soldiers some grief in finding themselves the new-found cast members of "Imperialism Gone Wild: Wet T-shirt Edition". They canned it after a year or two.

    • @slartibartfast7921
      @slartibartfast7921 10 днів тому +10

      This comment is flesh simulator standard. Well done sir.

    • @itranscendencei7964
      @itranscendencei7964 9 днів тому +4

      You really think they just stopped doing this? That's why there are still patents being approved for weather mod tech up to 2023, right? Because it makes total sense to do R&D for something that you have no intention of using..... If you believe that, then I have a lot of snake oil to sell you.

    • @rookiem8
      @rookiem8 9 днів тому

      @@itranscendencei7964xD

    • @slartibartfast7921
      @slartibartfast7921 9 днів тому +15

      @@itranscendencei7964 They specifically said “in time of war”, he mentioned nothing about domestically. Calm down.

    • @itranscendencei7964
      @itranscendencei7964 9 днів тому +2

      @@slartibartfast7921 So a bunch of people that get paid to lie about state secrets told some reporters that it was only considered in times of war, and that must mean that it's true right? And since they didn't even mention it as a domestic option, that must mean they never considered it right?...... Please use your brain and actually do some research. It's not that hard.

  • @alw1217
    @alw1217 10 днів тому +240

    Emily Hopkins is the bomb

    • @fleshsimulator
      @fleshsimulator  10 днів тому +114

      She’s great, genuinely

    • @gopherbarney8707
      @gopherbarney8707 10 днів тому +35

      Now I'm curious the vendiagram between Wendi-Gooners, music-nerds, Fleshlings and Average Meat Band Enjoyers is because I'm directly in the center.
      Who here has seen every Aaron Paulsen short and watched way too many Anime Kitana videos that have the same man asking this company to make the HF Murasama Blade from Metal Gear Rising Revengence

    • @alw1217
      @alw1217 9 днів тому +2

      @@fleshsimulator Don't worry, you both are.

    • @JamesThomas-kx5sj
      @JamesThomas-kx5sj 7 днів тому +1

      ​@@gopherbarney8707Forgotten Weapons is probably in there too

  • @CoperliteConsumer
    @CoperliteConsumer 10 днів тому +114

    Thank you for that last statement. Its exactly right. Ive met so many ppl that deny cloud seeding and people that think every rainy day is a fedop.

    • @joshlcaudill
      @joshlcaudill 9 днів тому +5

      That, my friend, is called "conspiracy seeding".

    • @johndoe-is2fw
      @johndoe-is2fw 6 днів тому +2

      @@joshlcaudill divide and conquer

    • @UselessZero
      @UselessZero 2 дні тому

      Russia officially uses cloud seeding to ensure it doesn't rain in Moscow on May Day public holiday. Also, to ensure that rain actually falls where it's needed, like during forest fires in Siberia and drought in Crimea.
      Most of the Europe, Asia and USA actually doing the same for similar purposes.

  • @CIA_Farts
    @CIA_Farts 10 днів тому +127

    (The)
    Horny
    American
    Association
    (of)
    Retired
    Persons

    • @GrebnevNikita
      @GrebnevNikita 8 днів тому +1

      Horny Accoustic Association of Regarded Persons

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 6 днів тому

      The only horny demographic left

  • @kai5
    @kai5 10 днів тому +24

    I'm related to the guy that controls the weather, he's my sun.

  • @Phearsum
    @Phearsum 10 днів тому +282

    They say there's nothing new under the Sun but I'm pretty sure the phrase "We have a magical hurricane gun we've been using on ourselves" might be an exception.

    • @schafereichelberger5581
      @schafereichelberger5581 10 днів тому

      Imagine if the there was evidence that there was a foreign entity that ran America. That would be crazy tho. No way that’s possible.

    • @Brain-washed2
      @Brain-washed2 10 днів тому +5

      Doubt it

    • @Shigginjigz
      @Shigginjigz 10 днів тому +8

      I raise you one Moses. Lol.

    • @CAMSLAYER13
      @CAMSLAYER13 10 днів тому

      Tbf the us nuked itself and did biological weapon testing on its own people plenty of times

    • @Lurker-43
      @Lurker-43 10 днів тому +1

      Some of my pubic hairs that have turned grey are new, and they are under the sun. Does that count?
      Edit: grammar

  • @mradamdsmith
    @mradamdsmith 10 днів тому +23

    Wasn't expecting you to mention the harp pedal lady, but that's a collab I didn't know I needed.

  • @moksimque
    @moksimque 10 днів тому +42

    You are correct about microwaving people. Duga's transmitter (pic you showed is an antenna) literally burnt people from inside to various degrees if you happened to be in the wrong place when thing transmitted
    Not into crisps, one just felt like shit, and could die without intensive medical treatment from internal burns

    • @samgraffen9212
      @samgraffen9212 9 днів тому

      Not to mention something using orders of magnitude more energy would also have to be equivalently larger, it would be like trying to hide the great wall of china.

    • @bigboi9611
      @bigboi9611 6 днів тому

      More info pls,cant find anything on google

    • @moksimque
      @moksimque 6 днів тому

      @@bigboi9611 Радарная травма (Андрей Анатольевич Ломачинский)
      Cant find it on en google
      That info is on kinda "trust me bro" level, he is military medic tho and the accident he described is easily believable if you know anything about ussr work and military culture

    • @moksimque
      @moksimque 6 днів тому

      @bigboi9611 google "радарная травма"
      I can't find anything in western part of internet
      Not sure about the source credibility, but he is a military medic and that kind of accidents were typical in ussr

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 4 дні тому

      Sounds like what happens when you get in the wrong part of the gain pattern of certain high-powered radar

  • @roxyndra
    @roxyndra 10 днів тому +32

    And then there's 'The Buzzer', started in '97 as УЗБ-76 and still going today as НЖТИ. It's obnoxious, but kinda funny when it gets hijacked.

    • @Baeuth
      @Baeuth 9 днів тому

      What is this

    • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
      @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 9 днів тому +5

      @@Baeuthhuge station emitting radio in specific patterns n shit. Used to encode and decode communication most likely

    • @aetranm
      @aetranm День тому

      ​@@Baeuth I spent a lot of time helping log The Buzzer over the course of a few years (during the МДЖБ days). It's a Russian military station that's been in operation since the later decades of the Soviet Union, located outside of St. Petersburg (formerly outside Povarovo, Moscow). For around 60-80 years it's been using an analog buzzing tone as a channel marker, with very rare voice transmissions. It sounds a little eerie so it's been the subject of a million different conspiracy theories.
      Around the first invasion of Crimea is became a lot more active, although I think it's not used as often these days. When transmissions occur, they read off code phrases likely meant for Russian military headquarters across the western side.
      We saw with the war in Ukraine that Russia struggled to adopt digital communications like most other countries, which could explain why they still use vulnerable technology like this.

  • @soggycardboardbox
    @soggycardboardbox 10 днів тому +62

    Emily Hopkins jumpscare? Best crossover idea since Endgame.

  • @mistahslugg
    @mistahslugg 10 днів тому +10

    Editing, effects, animations, lighting, music, sound effects, transitions, fonts, subject matter: just keeps getting better and batter man. Keep up the awesome job, Been awesome watching you grow. You deserve all the subs and positive algo growth. 🤝

  • @JKa244
    @JKa244 10 днів тому +118

    Wish more people either had a formal education or the drive and discretion to teach themselves. The information is there, it's not hard to filter the garbage from the truth.....
    The amount of times I've actually, in person, seen people look at water vapor from jet exhaust and complain about being poisoned by the gubmint is way too damn high

    • @JKa244
      @JKa244 10 днів тому +33

      There's plenty of actually evident and evidenced bad water, pollution and overprescribed pharmaceuticals, and even historical human experimentation to complain about, without any need for making stuff up.

    • @lmaololovsky
      @lmaololovsky 10 днів тому +18

      water vapor would dissipate over time, not spread across a 1/4th of the sky making it grey and obscuring sun...

    • @stoic521
      @stoic521 10 днів тому +6

      @@lmaololovsky Aware.

    • @StabyMcStabsFace
      @StabyMcStabsFace 9 днів тому

      Education in...? How combustion works or how all that aluminum got into the first inch of the topsoil near the jet routes?

    • @TheHaughtyOsprey
      @TheHaughtyOsprey 9 днів тому +1

      How do people think the long thin clouds are water vapor.....

  • @Shlumpty12
    @Shlumpty12 9 днів тому +15

    Thank you for clarifying the plane side of chem trails such a frustrating topic to have to engage in every time.

  • @richmeisterradio
    @richmeisterradio 9 днів тому +7

    Follow the patents. We've had high band RF devices that can break up cloud systems for years.

  • @clockworkofmadness
    @clockworkofmadness 6 днів тому +8

    bro the second you changed the title to mention HAARP they put that wikipedia article i'm crying

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 4 дні тому

      The prestigious blue box of youtube getting a note from the feds to clamp down on certain narratives

  • @kylepollicove3564
    @kylepollicove3564 10 днів тому +221

    My man, you had me right worried with some of the dumber conspiracy theories being brought up here, but you pulled through. Seeing people bicker about 'chemtrails' from commercial airliners, or the 'hurricaine gun' is getting closer to idiocracy than i would like. Thanks for being a (paranoid) voice of reason

    • @kylepollicove3564
      @kylepollicove3564 10 днів тому +10

      *And for bringing up lesser known, legitimate concerns

    • @shot_out_n_tired
      @shot_out_n_tired 10 днів тому +17

      And Idiocracy is getting closer to a documentary than I’d like.

    • @1st_Enoch
      @1st_Enoch 10 днів тому

      Cuck

    • @sirllamaiii9708
      @sirllamaiii9708 10 днів тому

      I don't believe in chem trails but there are weird things that have me wondering. Like how contrails fill the sky with clouds that seem to linger for a long time. Or how jets can be flying at the exact same altitude, side by side, but only some of them make contrails.
      I remember a guy told me that they're using chem trails to spray rna vaccines on people and I thought that was pretty goofy tho, and the guy went so schizo he said the only foods you should eat are grown in a greenhouse away from chemtrails lel

    • @gerrydean7696
      @gerrydean7696 10 днів тому

      They have admitted to Chem trails. There was a town meeting in Phoenix about getting them to stop. No one in the phoenix govt. said they weren't real.They'd said they didn't have jurisdiction

  • @emanosharp
    @emanosharp 10 днів тому +134

    All my homies know the real weather modification is the greenhouse effect.

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 9 днів тому

      Venus is hot because its atmosphere is 100 times more dense than earth, like when you flash burn a scrap of paper in a compression cylinder. it has little to do with the fact that its atmosphere has more carbon dioxide than earth. all of the heat wavelengths absorbed by CO2 are already absorbed by water vapor, the primary "greenhouse gas."
      a single bout of heavy volcanism around the world will drop the average temperatures like a rock for many years. recent human civilization has been very lucky for this lack of overdue volcanism.

    • @Blank3tMusic
      @Blank3tMusic 9 днів тому +21

      WAAYYYYY more efficient too, I can have more effect with a shitty engine block and half diesel mix than these "scientists" can do with a plane and millions of dollars, smh

    • @wendysofficial
      @wendysofficial 9 днів тому +5

      Maybe the real weather modification was the friends we made along the way :)

    • @spartan3924
      @spartan3924 9 днів тому +2

      But actually though

    • @dont.ripfuller6587
      @dont.ripfuller6587 9 днів тому +2

      🤣🤣🤣 "greenhouse effect" 🤦🏽

  • @mrshs4332
    @mrshs4332 10 днів тому +6

    Pray for my boy 🙏🏽 Feds got him

  • @dionysus6892
    @dionysus6892 10 днів тому +36

    I thought I read somewhere that in the Vietnam War the U.S. Air Force used planes to keep monsoon clouds hanging around longer to prolong the Monsoon season and continue to hamper Vietnamese operations in the jungle - which also of course hampered U.S. operations.

    • @seditt5146
      @seditt5146 10 днів тому +13

      That would be a terrible idea. They are use to it, we are not lol. It be like Germany in WWII prolonging the Russian Winter to "hurt the Russians"

    • @saddlepiggy
      @saddlepiggy 10 днів тому +4

      @@seditt5146considering the other shit that happened in Vietnam I wouldn’t put it past them 😂

    • @hollymorrison907
      @hollymorrison907 10 днів тому +9

      I believe it was operation Popeye....

    • @zebulaun
      @zebulaun 10 днів тому

      Sounds like a really retarded idea, id bet money that they did it

    • @lasersharksushi1975
      @lasersharksushi1975 10 днів тому

      IIRC it was aluminum powder that was sprayed out of planes which would apparently be able to seed clouds or some shit. I'll look it up real quick.
      Yup. Operation Popeye. Supposed to extend the monsoon season thus causing the mass crop failure and a failure in NVA supply lines.

  • @lordvogel9762
    @lordvogel9762 10 днів тому +24

    3:22 left flower vase moves

    • @madjimms
      @madjimms 10 днів тому +1

      He's toying with out emotions

    • @chefntoast
      @chefntoast 10 днів тому +1

      ​@@madjimms😂

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 7 днів тому +3

      It was the government, but Big Vase doesn't want you to know that

  • @turboprint3d
    @turboprint3d 9 днів тому +5

    To note , when taking off some jets have what's called " wet thrust" it's water sprayed into the engine to increase the density of the air . This is done to increase thrust some conditions . That being said those jets have water tanks , which will be placed in different locations in the aircraft depending on design . Some of the pictures online claiming tanks for spraying on planes are said wet thrust tanks , or sometimes it's a water bomber for fire suppression . True or not the internet is full of nonsense .

  • @neillcoetzer9133
    @neillcoetzer9133 9 днів тому +3

    Very happy about this video. Was scared it would be one of the peasantbrain videos that you talked about in the end. But as always you never cease to deliver high quality informative and accurate content.

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 4 дні тому

      I mean the only accurate take about current classified US capabilities (not ancient stuff from the 1940s and 50s) is "I have no friggin idea"

  • @Pokefanof2009
    @Pokefanof2009 10 днів тому +10

    5:15 I recognize the Brain Scorcher (stalker) when I see it. 😂

  • @prasopsus807
    @prasopsus807 10 днів тому +10

    during the cold war eastern block countries used to shoot clouds with airbursting shells filled with chems to get rain, from what i know it like barely worked

    • @rogerramiussergeialexander5541
      @rogerramiussergeialexander5541 9 днів тому +1

      I think some farmers in China do the same thing with old 20mm AA guns to encourage rainfall, idk what effect it has with just ordinary dakka though.

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 4 дні тому +1

      Works a lot better with planes and sprayers rather than shells. The USSR used it to force clouds that flew over Chernobyl to dump their rain on some peasant towns they didn't care about instead of Moscow.

  • @becertain.1987
    @becertain.1987 10 днів тому +38

    my brother has worked at the NWS for 30 years. He says anything classified would be above his pay grade, but what he normally says is that cloud seeding is a thing but not reliable, and controlling weather isnt really a thing, at least yet.

    • @Stealth86651
      @Stealth86651 10 днів тому +12

      Cloud seeding is pretty effective in that we can reliably make it dump precipitation. Been used many times for stuff like the olympics. It's just that it's not very accurate, so stuff like timing, exactly where it dumps the moisture and such aren't possible.

    • @Procedurallydegeneratedjohn
      @Procedurallydegeneratedjohn 10 днів тому +7

      How tf would he know if its a thing if its classified.

    • @Tyler-nh6oy
      @Tyler-nh6oy 10 днів тому +1

      NWS just reads barometers and other instruments and makes predictions, if there was someone changing the weather, a government agency for example, I highly doubt the NWS would be involved in any way.

    • @itranscendencei7964
      @itranscendencei7964 9 днів тому +4

      As he told you plainly, anything to do with weather mod is above his pay grade. So he would have no way of knowing if it was being used or not. However, there are patents still being approved as late as 2023. Sure sounds like they're using it to me. You don't get patents approved for things that you don't use.

    • @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895
      @generalmarkmilleyisbenedic8895 9 днів тому

      @@Procedurallydegeneratedjohnright? People are 🤡’s and 🏳️‍🌈

  • @phlieganator1972
    @phlieganator1972 10 днів тому +50

    As a weather nerd, everybody and their mom in the weather community has been aware of the threat of numerous and powerful hurricanes since like march. The waters in the Atlantic were really warm this year. That's what fuels hurricanes. This season actually turned out milder than what meteorologists expected.

  • @chistus
    @chistus 10 днів тому +6

    dude you make genuinely the coolest and most entertaining stuff. this is one of the only channels that when i see the noti i actually click

  • @bloodyiceblast
    @bloodyiceblast 10 днів тому +65

    Thank you dark vsauce. Or as i like to call you Fed kaczynski

  • @content_burrito
    @content_burrito 10 днів тому +69

    Let's go! More FLESH SIMULATOR! When this showed up on my feed, it has been around for 8 SECONDS.

    • @Wolfreign_
      @Wolfreign_ 10 днів тому +2

      Cool?

    • @Wolfreign_
      @Wolfreign_ 10 днів тому

      @@Lee-wk3cb lol exactly like why tf do you care about that?

  • @ElderSign32
    @ElderSign32 9 днів тому +11

    in terms of weather warfare, its not HAARP, its NEXRAD

    • @CommanderVolk
      @CommanderVolk 5 днів тому

      And how does NEXRAD or WSR systems act as weather warfare apparatuses?

  • @crazyhans
    @crazyhans 10 днів тому +29

    vid about Pokemon GO being a CIA asset when?

    • @surrealducks
      @surrealducks 10 днів тому +1

      Eyo?

    • @DarksteelHeart
      @DarksteelHeart 10 днів тому +5

      ​@@surrealducks it is. Any time you point your camera at something while that game is active you're video taping it. Stored on a server somewhere. Places, people, anything.

    • @lolazaurus
      @lolazaurus 10 днів тому +5

      @@DarksteelHeart Niantic uses Pokemon Go to mass gather location data. They use it to make their games better and most likely sell it to other companies and yes, possibly the government. Pokemon Go basically just uses its players as a glorified Google street view. Nothing crazy, nothing new.

    • @seditt5146
      @seditt5146 10 днів тому

      @@lolazaurus LOL, bro, they admitted it . Its CIA brother. Hell... Niantic is CIA lol. Who are they selling it to? Themselves?

    • @william8032
      @william8032 10 днів тому +3

      Not even scratching the surface, Just wait till people figure out what Bluetooth is really for and its roll in the internet of things projects.

  • @rothnirtull4254
    @rothnirtull4254 10 днів тому +56

    Dude,.you're content fucking rocks. One of like three out of a few hundred subscriptions that I actually have notifications on for

  • @runiccharms
    @runiccharms 9 днів тому +29

    Contrails aren’t “chemtrails,” but they might as well be due to the toxic emissions modern jets produce. Since the 90s, airlines switched to cheaper fuels with higher sulfur and aromatic hydrocarbons, leading to more ultrafine particles (UFPs), black carbon, and sulfate aerosols. These particles fall onto soil and people under flight paths, impacting air quality, soil chemistry, and human health. Modern jet engines burn hotter, increasing nitrogen oxides (NOx) and incomplete combustion of aromatics. Plus, contrails can influence weather by forming high-altitude clouds that trap heat or alter precipitation patterns. While contrails are water vapor, their pollutants are a serious environmental and health issue. The conspiracy isn’t weather modification it is corporate greed prioritizing cost-cutting over environmental and health impacts.

    • @MrThedruid22
      @MrThedruid22 9 днів тому +2

      Wow. Where I live, I see military Airbus aircraft leave this exhaust cloud. Also Chinese a330s do it as well.
      Singapore airlines and quantas a330s do not!

    • @jeranismisashillasisjtolan
      @jeranismisashillasisjtolan 8 днів тому +1

      so basically, yes, it doesnt matter what you call it, its a chem trail. chem means chemical for the less grammatically inclined.

    • @codemiesterbeats
      @codemiesterbeats 8 днів тому +4

      Not a staunch environmentalist but I think the amount of air travel is wild.
      I understand they rake in the money doing it but I have a hard time imagining all those people NEED to air travel at that scale.
      Your money spend it how you want it just seems extravagant to me who has never flew.

    • @qoph1988
      @qoph1988 6 днів тому

      Yeah just as there's a little truth in every lie, there is a reason why we suddenly got our sky constantly criss-crossed with these ugly smeared clouds even though we've had air travel for decades. You can't take a photo now without a bunch of them in frame, but you can easily look through stacks of photos from the 1970s and see basically none

  • @McJiver
    @McJiver 4 дні тому +1

    The 1190s peasant and the 1690s Barrister sitting on each of my shoulders took this personally.

  • @steinblitz1506
    @steinblitz1506 9 днів тому +3

    Anyone else remember all the old 2010 era UA-cam conspiracy videos of the harp trumpets in the sky and shit. Peek nostalgia

    • @Flesh_Wizard
      @Flesh_Wizard 7 днів тому

      Apparently that was construction equipment echoing a bunch of times in certain air conditions

  • @keeferChiefer
    @keeferChiefer 10 днів тому +2

    A good video idea would be going over the yuba county five case, huge rabbit hole filled with cover ups and corrupt government officials (allegedly lol)

  • @buttersnart
    @buttersnart 9 днів тому +4

    3:20 Thank you, the plant was bothering me

  • @solutionless123
    @solutionless123 10 днів тому +14

    OH GAWD IT WAS WARM OR COLD TODAY AND RAINING OR NOT RAINING IM GONNA DIE (eventually)

    • @prodigal_southerner
      @prodigal_southerner 10 днів тому +2

      Every second you are alive brings you one second closer to death. WHOOoooOOOoooo

    • @numerum_bestia
      @numerum_bestia 10 днів тому

      @@prodigal_southerner I can’t wait to be held in the loving embrace of the void

    • @prodigal_southerner
      @prodigal_southerner 9 днів тому

      @@numerum_bestia same, my friend. Same.

  • @newfangledcypher5309
    @newfangledcypher5309 10 днів тому +4

    Nice! I was worried about this one, haha. I can confirm I only noticed one inaccuracy. The HAARP facility is still used for reaserch by the University of Alaska Fairbanks, though mostly it’s all-sky cameras and much smaller arrays. I myself, deployed a magnetometer there.

  • @ravynaries
    @ravynaries 7 днів тому

    As a weather geek and a fan of whatever you call this kind of content, this really scratched my "I need to know" itch. Thank you for your research!

  • @emmy9345
    @emmy9345 10 днів тому +20

    Im a WMO approved Meteorologist in the Royal Navy and i just wanted to say the following.
    Weather modification has been a pie in the sky for decades now. We can make it rain only if there was a possibility of rain to begin with and so on. Mesoscale weather modification is near impossible simple because you cant track all the variables and be able to say 'it will rain here at this time for this long'.
    climate modification is actually much easier because the objective is non discreet. You can suppose if you pump a bunch of greenhouse gases youll have a green house effect or if you cover a continent with white tarp youll give the earth a higher albedo and lower global temperatures.
    We've been causing global warming for hundreds of years now.
    We could reverse climate change tomorrow if we all coordinated. It would really be that easy. But making it rain in the Sahara without the correct air mass being present already would be impossible, because you cant make something out of nothing.

    • @NeedForMadnessSVK
      @NeedForMadnessSVK 9 днів тому

      I still don't understand how conspiracy brain works.
      A secret radio project to make hurricanes hit Florida and coordinated global mission to douse us in chemicals from planes is believable, but the fact that corporations who we know are poisoning our water and ground might also be selling us products that poison our air is too far fetched.

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 9 днів тому

      AGW theory is the dumbest religion for the stupidest zealots.

    • @TheHaughtyOsprey
      @TheHaughtyOsprey 9 днів тому

      Wow... you think water vapor expands and covers the sky in crisscross lines, and you have formal training, too? Yet another reason I left the US military.

    • @emmy9345
      @emmy9345 9 днів тому +5

      @TheHaughtyOsprey what? Mate I think you need to chill out. The clouds aren't out to get you.

    • @bakanur
      @bakanur 9 днів тому +4

      @@TheHaughtyOsprey uhhh what exactly do you think clouds are made out of

  • @magicman9218
    @magicman9218 9 днів тому +1

    Remember when it was public knowledge during the Korean War that we were using weather modification to disrupt the rainy season and cause crop failure through artificial droughts? Pepperidge Farms remembers

  • @NeedForMadnessSVK
    @NeedForMadnessSVK 9 днів тому +11

    Man, some conspiracy people are going to be really mad now that you don't validate literally every single theory they have.

  • @doc_sav
    @doc_sav 10 днів тому +2

    Wow, what an optimal time for flesh sim. It's dark, im _super_ high, and have snacks on hand

  • @danielnadeau1752
    @danielnadeau1752 10 днів тому +12

    forget LB 'the b is for bassassination' Johnson, how did flesh simulator get his job

    • @dickc.normous6369
      @dickc.normous6369 10 днів тому

      Why would he assassinate Kennedy? they agreed on 99% of issues.

  • @agreedmusic644
    @agreedmusic644 8 днів тому

    There’s been a marked improvement in my life since your last few videos dropped. Thank you

  • @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington
    @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington 10 днів тому +43

    Ares we both drunk?

    • @chrispc92
      @chrispc92 10 днів тому +11

      Top 10 favorite comments ever, adding one simple unnecessary letter is amazing. Round of applause for this guy, love ya buddy👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @ll-OnlyXans-ll
      @ll-OnlyXans-ll 10 днів тому +8

      Yes. Yed we sre,

    • @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington
      @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington 10 днів тому +9

      @@chrispc92 wow thank you I love you so much and I don’t even know you for real it’s been rough I’m drunk as fuck and love that you responded

    • @deirdre.
      @deirdre. 10 днів тому +6

      @chrispc92 It's not unnecessary. The pronoun and verb need to agree to form a grammatically correct sentence.
      "It am here." No.
      "It is here."
      "It go fast." No.
      "It goes fast."
      "We are going." No.
      "We ares going."
      I understand your confusion given the irregularity of the English 'to be' verb: am, is, was, are, etc... Its iterations are many and varied; some of them even are etymologically derived from separate synonymous verbs.
      Over time, the 'are' mutated into 'ares', presumably because 'we' refers to multiple people, and 's' signifies plurality in English. There are many things in this world to abandon, but not this. Go and be merry now, son. Thank you for reading, Chris.

    • @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington
      @Goobadopalus_nicklebopington 10 днів тому +3

      @@deirdre. word

  • @brandon952
    @brandon952 10 днів тому +2

    I went to the university nearest HAARP in the University of Alaska system and weirdly had the strongest Aurora I've seen in 10ish years in interior Alaska when driving near the remote area just south of Delta Junction but north of Glennallen. Weird night, had a couple goin at it in the back of my SUV so I didn't think much of the weird strength of the lights when we stopped to look at the aurora. Weird to be out there, there's got to be less than a couple thousand people between those towns but west of Tok, very spooky vibes at night.

  • @Nukes2all
    @Nukes2all 10 днів тому +4

    I became friends with the civilian lead researcher of the HAARP facility over a shared enjoyment of ham radio tech. (this is after the sale to the university of alaska). It's pretty neat, but all in all I'd consider it safe to say people are way overstating exactly what HAARP does.

  • @StuGLyfe
    @StuGLyfe 10 днів тому

    You never failed to impress! Love the content, keep it up my dude.

  • @mellowdramatic1444
    @mellowdramatic1444 10 днів тому +11

    This vid has vampire vibes

  • @Ratnoseterry
    @Ratnoseterry 8 днів тому +1

    Michiu Kaku or however his name is spelled once stated on tv that we have lasers that can be pointed into clouds and create rain. Their level of gaslighting knows no bounds. It blows my mind my grandma now watches stuff on DEW as it's become a staple of 60 Minutes recently.

  • @bassdoll1548
    @bassdoll1548 10 днів тому +16

    a new video hooray, i am girth with mirth

  • @codemiesterbeats
    @codemiesterbeats 8 днів тому +1

    Yeah it's more of a black budget research thing. Since weather modifications are not illegal at a federal level but you're technically supposed to notify the authorities if you intend to do it. There used to be an online portal for informing them about it 😂
    Now the scale? Probably not global or regional capabilities but you never know 😅
    Not all contrails have the sauce. I have seen them start and stop. Difference in altitude perhaps? Pocket of warmer air (on a cold day) maybe 🤔
    Also some that leave a more normal/no extended trail while one seemingly at similar altitude leaves one that lingers an hour or so sometimes.
    You might have an intrest in plum Island/tick spread diseases video sometime.
    😎

  • @davemc0528
    @davemc0528 10 днів тому +5

    Curvature of the earth? Excuse me?

  • @MindfullyBased
    @MindfullyBased 10 днів тому

    This is the best looking cinematography from you yet. Looks great.

  • @erikturner896
    @erikturner896 10 днів тому +47

    Hell yes. Nice bookshelf, flesh

  • @meltingmug
    @meltingmug 10 днів тому

    Genuinely impressive shot composition and color grading here, Mr. Simulator. Major props 👏

  • @MyNamesRuss
    @MyNamesRuss 10 днів тому +4

    Flesh Simulator have you done any videos on astroturfing? Russian call centers, DNC interns, or run of the mill corporate copywriters, I'd be interested in a video on modern attempts at shaping public discourse

    • @BlackMasterRoshi
      @BlackMasterRoshi 9 днів тому +3

      or the 20,000 unique Reddit accounts from that Air Force intelligence base

  • @meggaswaggking
    @meggaswaggking 10 днів тому

    I was just thinking about this at work two days ago! Your videos are the best!

  • @jupit3r131
    @jupit3r131 10 днів тому +10

    Intro and chapter style is exactly what this channel needs, please, please, please keep up this style

  • @MrEasyCheasy
    @MrEasyCheasy 10 днів тому +1

    Ngl. That sound you made was the perfect quick explination of energy levels

  • @jmvt3
    @jmvt3 10 днів тому +24

    If we had a hurricane gun, then Russia would be suffering hurricanes right now.

    • @Cyle_C
      @Cyle_C 10 днів тому +4

      That physically impossible even with weather control where the fuck are they gonna form a hurricane

    • @jmvt3
      @jmvt3 10 днів тому +4

      @Cyle_C North sea

    • @idjtoal
      @idjtoal 10 днів тому +2

      or big land grabs for lithium and quartz sand would... be... going... on ?

    • @jevonsw1
      @jevonsw1 10 днів тому

      I think you’re underestimating how valuable weather control is especially in an international market. Imagine boosting Russian harvest for the next century creating a new dependence on cheap, abundant produce throughout Asia. Giving them a new foothold on their preferred half of earth and they would leverage all famine regions of the world with aid in exchange for men ages 18 and up

  • @intosound913
    @intosound913 9 днів тому +1

    i need more of your home built device's. if possible, i know UA-cam is being difficult with certain information. thank you for your hard works, they are good.

  • @ntegr8
    @ntegr8 10 днів тому +5

    subbed the WHOLE damn time...and im spreadin the message of your bad ass videos and delivery, also , I dig the synth/music work you throw in, its unique and makes you stand out on this platform man. keep going, your legend will grow. always trust logik.

  • @milkarn123
    @milkarn123 10 днів тому +1

    Love your work bud excited for this

  • @CondonErebus
    @CondonErebus 10 днів тому +4

    Oh man, barely 30 seconds into the video, and all i can think of is the cloud machine on NorCal and the drones in the oil countries

  • @JackizTrash
    @JackizTrash 7 днів тому

    Great intro for this vid! Keep making these entertaining and educational vids! 🔥

  • @TruthArchives
    @TruthArchives 10 днів тому +12

    Mel Gibson' movie, _Conspiracy Theory,_ is about HAARP weather modification, the CIA, and the New World Order.

  • @jeltoninc.8542
    @jeltoninc.8542 10 днів тому +1

    I’m so glad you have a UA-cam channel. I have followed you on instagram for a long time, but I love your longer videos.
    (And when you sneak up behind me)

  • @TFM95
    @TFM95 10 днів тому +4

    Fuck yes! Finally got the notification as soon as the video posted. Thank you Mr Simulator.

  • @LeviAndFriends111
    @LeviAndFriends111 7 днів тому

    I love your brain. I thank your creators for your existence. Thanks Mom n Dad! You did great.

  • @dragon101woof8
    @dragon101woof8 10 днів тому +5

    How do you feel about the illegality of mechanical cat production in the future?

    • @vxzcvz
      @vxzcvz 10 днів тому +3

      why df would someone make a mechanical cat

    • @vaporware666
      @vaporware666 10 днів тому +1

      ​@@vxzcvzthat ain't the question bro

    • @theJOYSofANALpenetration
      @theJOYSofANALpenetration 10 днів тому

      ain't y'all heard of iCat, the companion for the iDog?

    • @improvisedchaos8904
      @improvisedchaos8904 3 дні тому

      ​​@@vxzcvzWe eat all the real ones because of mass starvation.
      This is right before the massive man eating spiders take over.

  • @slendr_playr9183
    @slendr_playr9183 10 днів тому +1

    I wasn't expecting On Da Creep to be playing at the end, seeing as I was listening to the entire mixtape while driving just this evening

  • @theeldestrelic
    @theeldestrelic 10 днів тому +3

    The composition on this video was amazing dude. Keep this shit up!

  • @eee-ce6si
    @eee-ce6si 9 днів тому

    Ily mr flesh ❤❤ keep pumping these Bangers out

  • @crashfan360
    @crashfan360 10 днів тому +33

    ah sweet, man made horrors beyond our comprehension

    • @rusticfightr
      @rusticfightr 10 днів тому +2

      fr my favorite

    • @jacobfitzgibbon4670
      @jacobfitzgibbon4670 10 днів тому +11

      idk i can perfectly comprehend these manmade horrors sounds like a skill issue

    • @TeamMunky
      @TeamMunky 10 днів тому +3

      ​@@jacobfitzgibbon4670 The comprehendible horrors are the worst ones, you get all the horror that way

  • @jaredmistretta3018
    @jaredmistretta3018 8 днів тому

    New lens looks fire. Keep it up!

  • @PepeTheJonkler
    @PepeTheJonkler 10 днів тому +8

    6:13
    You, uhhhh... you just described 'Alabama booms.'
    And guess what even Alabama's best meteorologists have yet to debunk...
    Yup- _'Alabama booms.'_
    Doesn't sound like a very meteorological or scientific term, does it?
    They still don't even have a term for it, they just adopted the colloquialism as their designation for the anomaly.
    Either Alabama is its own SCP server,
    or they're not giving the full story of what this phenomenon actually is...
    and what with being somewhat more grounded in reality than your average tinfoil-hatter, _I lean towards the _*_latter of the two._*

  • @silviobressaninijunior4386
    @silviobressaninijunior4386 8 днів тому

    Holy shit the production is on the next level congrats man

  • @alaskansummertime
    @alaskansummertime 10 днів тому +4

    I live in Alaska and know people that lived next to this before it shut down. I believe a lot of conspiracies but I think this dog don't hunt.

    • @stephenmorton8017
      @stephenmorton8017 10 днів тому +2

      It's been turned over to the University of Alaska because it had no usage for the military. It can listen so it could be considered a long wave telescope or a really good short wave station. What it is is a phased array of long wave antennas that point directly upward. It could actually be used to light up the ionosphere directly above like the northern lights and even scan a raster. Someone thought it would be good for putting advertisements in the sky.

  • @pfzht
    @pfzht 5 днів тому +1

    There has never been a time in history without conspiracies.

  • @Flint-Dibble-the-Don
    @Flint-Dibble-the-Don 10 днів тому +3

    The cinematography is 😙👌

  • @antigovernmentrhetoric
    @antigovernmentrhetoric 9 днів тому +1

    3:01 ok mr fed.

  • @duncanluciak5516
    @duncanluciak5516 10 днів тому +3

    1:03 Jackie O had some weird nightmares about that.

  • @Ryanh-z8h
    @Ryanh-z8h 10 днів тому +1

    Love the colour grade feels like I'm watching the ring.

  • @Jockymcbock
    @Jockymcbock 10 днів тому +6

    7:10 its a donut and i refuse to elaborate

  • @clickityclackity75
    @clickityclackity75 9 днів тому

    Longer videos PLEASE ! Lol
    I love your content !!!!!

  • @mitchellclark6458
    @mitchellclark6458 10 днів тому +13

    Glad to know I'm not the only one who has seen the corners.

    • @emrysmcwryn7902
      @emrysmcwryn7902 10 днів тому

      Earth is hollow, expanding, and filled with nassies in flying saucers.

  • @RamblinVan
    @RamblinVan 10 днів тому +8

    egg.

    • @solutionless123
      @solutionless123 10 днів тому +4

      🥚

    • @numerum_bestia
      @numerum_bestia 10 днів тому

      With the price of eggs in this economy I can’t believe flesh simulator would shamelessly
      flaunt his wealth in front of us like this
      Also I do believe I have been poisoned by my constituents 🩸

    • @improvisedchaos8904
      @improvisedchaos8904 3 дні тому +2

      🐣

  • @purdysanchez
    @purdysanchez 10 днів тому

    The composition of your camera and lighting look really good.

  • @The_Garden_of_Fragile_Egos
    @The_Garden_of_Fragile_Egos 10 днів тому +4

    Summation - There's a difference between weather modification and weather control.

    • @bartsanders1553
      @bartsanders1553 10 днів тому +2

      Body modification: That tiger face guy
      Body control: Bruce Lee's 1 inch punch

  • @sandrinakeffufal6008
    @sandrinakeffufal6008 10 днів тому +2

    This vid is giving me George Rockall-Schmidt vibes, but even better. Also there's a very strange military construction on the coast of Western Australia which conspiracy theories like to say is Haarp, and the officials like to say Go away nothing to see here.

    • @PutinIsGay
      @PutinIsGay 10 днів тому

      Aww aren't you cute. 😂

    • @Phi1point62
      @Phi1point62 9 днів тому

      Got a link about the military construction in WA?

    • @nakumora
      @nakumora 9 днів тому +2

      That might be the Very Low Frequency (VLF) radio transmit site on Cape Range. It uses a massive radio array to transmit orders to submerged subs, though they do have to be uncomfortably close to the surface to hear it. There's one in Cutler Maine in the US as well.

    • @sandrinakeffufal6008
      @sandrinakeffufal6008 9 днів тому

      @@Phi1point62 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naval_Communication_Station_Harold_E._Holt

    • @sandrinakeffufal6008
      @sandrinakeffufal6008 9 днів тому

      @@nakumora yes that's the one.

  • @noahbynum9511
    @noahbynum9511 10 днів тому +4

    3:23 why did the plant move 👀

  • @IamKAyrox
    @IamKAyrox 8 днів тому

    Dude has mad skills when filming. That beginning shot looks great