P'Thok Eats an Ice Cream Cone
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- Опубліковано 10 лют 2025
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I've decided to start the First Contact stuff where Raltz_Bloodthorne's links say first, not with First Contact (1).
I recorded 2 audiobooks over the last week, both of which were non-fiction. It's a lot of fun getting back to story type content! I'll let ya'll know more once they're available for sale (which may be upwards of 2 months from now QQ).
I should probably explain my intended release schedule caused by my weird relationship with time. When I say once a week I mean once every calendar week. Therefore a video on Monday one week and then a video on Friday the next feels like I fulfill my state 1 video a week to me.
He got high/drunk on sugar.
Thats.
Neat.
Better than the aliens that got drunk on sour milk and burned with salt water
A yes humanity's most powerful weapon, good food.
BOW BEFORE OUR UNRESISTABLE COOKING. YOU SHALL OBEY OUR AMAZING FOOD.
Dudes and or dudettes, if you haven’t read the first contact series, let me tell you one spoiler free thing...there has not been a single throwaway named character in the whole thing so far.
Is it really that good? I've been meaning to check it out.
@@futtynucker5278 very.
@@futtynucker5278 I'm up to chapter 420. Honestly, the first 200 were awesome. By 300 it got repetitive. I'm only slogging through to not miss anything.
@@futtynucker5278 Agreed. But I had to sit through dozens of hours to hit a gem like that. The first 100 chapters was like that every 5 minutes.
I thought this is going to be a video about your pet mantis named P'thok eating an ice cream cone.
I was hoping for that too.
It's a decent story, but doesn't warm my heart the way a purely carnivorous insect enjoying the decadence of sugar rich ice cream for the first time would.
Oh my god. I love how he's actually pissed because when he discovers Ice Cream he wonders why his race doesn't war with us again for not sharing the wonderful treat with them... Honestly, that does seem like a better reason than most to go to war.
Never thought I'd hear an alien high on icecream
Sugar is an addictive chemical. Humans are just so used to it. Its normal.
He be like;
“I CAN TASTE RAINBOWS AND HEAR THE FLAVOR OF CHOCOLATE!”
Our victory plan: drugs.
I love to think that in this universe all of human diplomacy came down to sweets
"Rocky Road" ice cream was invented during the Great Depression, so that's where its name comes from. To say the road of life then was rocky is an understatement!
Oh THIS is gonna be a long one. A long good one, if you're following the whole story so far.
@@xaar9876 And all in about 2 months. Holy fuck! If I was narrating from the beginning I might have taken it as a challenge to keep up with them. Now . . . fuck it. Y'all get one a week with random shit inbetween, maybe.
Ah yes I love vision visioning
My boy is strung out on ice-cream
can i just say i found your channel recently and ive been loving the content in it
i find these very neato! thank you for your efforts reading all these
This is my favorite of these.
Finally back to the content I subscribed for! 😀
I agree with your take on once a week. Good job.
the name P'thok sounds like a klingon insult
Not going to lie I want to hear an epilogue where humanity ends the war with good food
Wow, ambitious... but if you do the whole thing, l will watch them all!
This is stupid.
I love it!
Huh, was waiting for the "brain-freeze" joke to kick in, but it never did and went with the "common food is a drug to space crabs(aliens)" trope instead.
Foul tyranids!
Have you ever read chrysalis
I am sure he’s aware of it, but not narrated it.
I'm well aware of the series. I appreciate your dedication to getting me to narrate it, but I honestly can't get too into it. I don't know what my disconnect with the series is. I've tried to read it regularly about 5 times and never made it past chapter 2. Sorry dude, but until I can even finish it, it's off the table.
NFY ok, I can understand that, thanks for the response
more please
Hey will there be any continuation to the Jenkinsverse?
Nope, got bored. *shrug*
@@AudioOnly kk
So that's a thing.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YES!
Ya raltz_
So....ever consider doing some patreon stuff? Since yer HFY readings are seriously a bright spot for me day
See but then this guy would be profiting off what is essentially stolen work. Which, among other things, is illegal.
This is stolen, you are a thief and you are stealing from Ralts. You have been reported for copyright violations for monetizing the work of others thief. He has not authorized or endorsed this theft of his copyrighted work and you're taking money out of his pocket.
What? I guess this is a joke.
@@Worn_Guide Nope. NFY has been called out by several HFY authors on reddit as using stuff without their permission, and making money off that.