I'm an industrial mechanic and study mechanical engineering, sometimes we confuse ourselfes. "If you want to be a good engineer or technician you should be capable of explaining even more complex concepts with simple drawing and sketches on a napkin in a restaurant or any other place you're in." Professor Jan Hendrick Weychard Fahchochschule Kiel Germany (UAS Kiel)
Katherine McPartlan To be a good engineer, you need to be able to make things sound immensely simple, so stupid people, people who don’t know how it works, and people who don’t do what you do, can understand it well.
When you don't have to worry about everything from chemical balance heartbeat or your circulation you can get a lot more done Especially helps if you're not the largest overthinkers in the galaxy I guess it has its benefits though as almost all things do
MORE BUGS MEANS MORE DAKKA MORE DAKKA MEANS MORE PRODUCTION MORE PRODUCTION MEANS BETTER TECH BETTER TECH NEED REDOURCES NEEDING RECOURCES NEED MORE TERRITORY MORE TERRITORY'S MEANS MORE BUGS...and repeat.
I think that's what they're implying here, humans slapping stuff together to make something that does the job needed, and then they refine the details to make it function far better than humans can make it, while having a basic design/idea to work off of can drastically cut down on the time needed to think about every small detail
I must have listened to this story twenty times now. It makes a great background music while I'm playing my games mostly silently. You have picked great stories to audio-funny, sensible, and interesting. And your voice sounds like its on the way to professional for this stuff-different voices amongst tune.
It breaks my brain a little to think they could just will their hearts to stop beating. From my human perspective it seems like a manual on-off switch for their lives and that alone is goddamn terrifying to think about. I like having control over my existence in a general sense, but dear god don’t give me that much responsibility over my own body because I know I’ll fuck it up. Especially whenever I have to divert attention to something else, like my homework. Could you imagine having to focus on a homework problem for a bit and that alone sends you into a heart attack because you forgot to keep your heart beating
"They shifted by tiny increments so smoothly that they never wavered"
Me: *Trips on nothing*
I laughed hard at the fact that Silverware Misuse and Clockmaking was put in the same anarchy category as Drug Production and Child Sex Slavery...
If they ever find Switzerland we are done for!
@@keineangabe1804 Don't worry, Switzerland is neutral, they have no connection to the rest of humanity outside of financial relations.
For a moment I thought I was hearing things. Who puts drug use and clock manufacturing on the same level?!
Clocks are SO much worse!
"Slap dat snazz gun on dat dere ship."- A Human "Mek Boy" in a shipyard talking to a Xeno Foreman
Imagine them trying to understand the concept of "retrofitting"
KvAT
Well yes, but actually no...
@KvAT lol
Dude, dude, it's bad form to get your new friend's head to explode.
hahahahahahahahaha
I mean.
was waiting for the engineer to say "hey if it works, it works"
I'm an industrial mechanic and study mechanical engineering, sometimes we confuse ourselfes.
"If you want to be a good engineer or technician you should be capable of explaining even more complex concepts with simple drawing and sketches on a napkin in a restaurant or any other place you're in."
Professor Jan Hendrick Weychard Fahchochschule Kiel Germany (UAS Kiel)
EnraEnerato English pls?
Hi I'm thumbs up # 69
And I would just like to say
... nice
Katherine McPartlan
To be a good engineer, you need to be able to make things sound immensely simple, so stupid people, people who don’t know how it works, and people who don’t do what you do, can understand it well.
The amount of parts ive made and seen made with napkin and note card drawings is amazing. And most of them
Oh yes those lawless heathens clock manufacturers
You know its not that different to the Swiss.
The only laws they abide are the laws of the gears.
Best part about being Human is that we're essentially brains piloting a bone mech.
Covered in meat armor.
@@CirroTheGamingFae Personally, I want some metal plates over my meat armor.
And maybe some better customization options.
@@kabob0077 cyberpunk
@@Salt_discriminater or 40k mechanicus
+ meat armour and topped off with a skin paint
These aliens would freak the fuck out seeing a flying trapeze.
Indeed they would
Omg sword swallowers
Daredevils, stuntmen, base jumpers they'd have a field day being shocked
I see why I found this in a playlist about humans being space Orcs, or to be more accurate Space Orks. Perfectionism vs Good Enough.
Yeah I'm going through one as well, probably the same one and I absolutely love it 😂
ah yes the algorithm has choosen you😐
just like me😐
The perfect organism, free from deliberate biological processes... I admire their purity.
When you don't have to worry about everything from chemical balance heartbeat or your circulation you can get a lot more done
Especially helps if you're not the largest overthinkers in the galaxy I guess it has its benefits though as almost all things do
Bruh, how do the alien race do their homework if they also have to concentrate on breathing and heartbeat?
This is my favorite HFY story because it makes nominal sense is not insane wank and explores interspecies interactions smartly
So like the asguard from Star gate.... you need a hammer but can only use a laser
Imagine the factorio factories...
MORE BUGS MEANS MORE DAKKA MORE DAKKA MEANS MORE PRODUCTION MORE PRODUCTION MEANS BETTER TECH BETTER TECH NEED REDOURCES NEEDING RECOURCES NEED MORE TERRITORY MORE TERRITORY'S MEANS MORE BUGS...and repeat.
*low whistle*
Dang, wasn't, but now I am and wow.
@@spencerhamilton2557 OI WEZ GONNA SHOW DIZ GITZ WHAT A WAAAAAGGGGHHHHH IS LIKE! WEZ GONNA KRUMP DEM HARD FOR THEIR STUFF!
Aww man cliffhanger and it was getting intriguing.
1:27 *At the moment using a fork to eat ice cream. Uuuuuuuhh we still good right?
*aggressive clock making ensues*
You gotta do what you gotta do.
I ate yogurt with a fork, you good.
Alright, to jail with you!
LOL, I'd LOVE to see another episode of Alien Minds PRETTY PLEASE?
I would’ve started with interchangeable parts and went from there
I think that's what they're implying here, humans slapping stuff together to make something that does the job needed, and then they refine the details to make it function far better than humans can make it, while having a basic design/idea to work off of can drastically cut down on the time needed to think about every small detail
God, this story is just a cut above the rest. Reminds me of Hitchhiker's Guide
THE ART OF THE BODGE!
I must have listened to this story twenty times now. It makes a great background music while I'm playing my games mostly silently. You have picked great stories to audio-funny, sensible, and interesting. And your voice sounds like its on the way to professional for this stuff-different voices amongst tune.
It breaks my brain a little to think they could just will their hearts to stop beating. From my human perspective it seems like a manual on-off switch for their lives and that alone is goddamn terrifying to think about. I like having control over my existence in a general sense, but dear god don’t give me that much responsibility over my own body because I know I’ll fuck it up. Especially whenever I have to divert attention to something else, like my homework. Could you imagine having to focus on a homework problem for a bit and that alone sends you into a heart attack because you forgot to keep your heart beating
Ebony and Ivory. Come together in perfect harmony!
This is my favorite one yet
I thougt I would never heard of derange matchmaker
I don't know if you have one yet, or if there are stories. But how would the aliens react to dyslexia?
That was cool as hell to listen to.
This looks like a "Humans are space elves"
Just started watching last night and absolutely love your stories
Daaaaang. It's crazy to think about, man. It's crazy to think about!
Because mostly we don't think about it.
Fooking amazing
How would they react to the idea of interchangeable parts
this video is years old and not a single comment said
madness....no....THIS IS SPARTA
1:30 wtf is silverware misus?
Like using forks and stuff for uses other than eating
@@janecowie3626 I'm just imagining someone using a fork as a miniature rake
"Or clock manufacture"
GASP.
I. Love. This!
We miss you
Alien learners about modular design and recycling.
1:30 When the aliens see a human in a watch
Very cool
Binging all I can find.
So they are eating potato and rice
Humans - if it ain't broke, don't fix it
I make clocks thats why I'm here
Kri kri sounds like Krang
Hi
Human limbs are actually 3rd class lever's
NGL this writing is wayyyyy better then star trek