Jeanne Robertson | Don't Forget Your Sister's Birthday
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- Опубліковано 10 лип 2024
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That platter kept getting more and more expensive didn't it ? HAHAHA...!! Great ending Jeanne !! 😂❤😘
there was an old joke
A rabbit planning to make some pancakes, he has everything , except for the pan.The bear had a pan, so the rabbit decide " I'll go there , ask him to borrow the pan , and I'll give him 2 pancakes in return."
On the road to the bear's lair he keeps thinging how the bear is so big , and also has a family so the no of pancakes he will have to give him, grows and grows .
So when he gets to the bears's door, he knocks and when the bear answers , the rabbit just shouts " F . you and your pan !!"
How is it that 38 percent of the people put a thumbs down on this?
This woman's humor is great!
Honey I noticed few YRS ago, those people need help, I always say they r probably already in prison. The dislikes r on everything from babies, kitten, pups, even the tomb of the unknown soldiers.
They are elder sisters of the successful younger ones.
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That lady is fantastic. Who on earth would give her a hands down????
They aren't people. They are bots. The AI algorithm is designed to ebb out wholesome content.
Miss Jeanne is a national treasure who proved daily life and valuing family is incredibly filled with life and joyful humor. It is an art to fully appreciaye her glib look on life!
My oldest sister told the next one in line she could get a moon tan. So sister #2 went out on the roof to sleep. Our aunt and uncle, who lived around the corner, happened to be out late. They drove past our house on their way home and saw her on the roof. They called our folks as soon as they got home. Sister #1 got in trouble, and still says it was worth it.
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My older brother held me down and choked me and when I had to wail on him to get breath he says, " you're a big baby! Meagan can be choked longer than you!" Also he was eating chips 1 time and I asked for some and he gave me 1. I said, but the bag says no one can eat juat one and he says: you can!!! He is 6 yrs older than me and I'm 46 and he's one of my best friends!
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Every time I come across a story I haven't heard, I think to myself, No THIS one is my favorite. And I can listen to them over and over.
This one was so close to home, I knew the punch line ad soon as you said you were giving her YOUR priceless platter.
Thanks again for making me laugh.
I have laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes! My sister and I are thirteen years apart in age so we never had to fight over space or sweaters. Instead she just embarrassed the stuffin’s out of me calling me ‘Mom’ at the grocery store as soon as I got my driver’s license and started shopping for groceries and cooking family dinners because my parents worked that hard. Thank you so much for sharing!
A few times my sister telephoned me to fuss that I'd forgotten her birthday! I had to remind her we were twins and it was my birthday too. I sure miss my twin!
I had a twin sister also- I miss her so much -
Haha
😂 sounds fun to be a twin
Richard Fisher I know what is like to lose a twin. A part of you dies at the same time and a there is a hole in your heart that NEVER heals 😞
@@michaelnaisbitt1639 You said it! After 66 years together, my twin sister died 5 days after our birthday. Even though she was very ill, the end is never expected. After 3 years, there is still pain, but also joy because I know we will be together again when it's my turn to meet Jesus.
My mother insisted I choose her same china & silver pattern "in the event you have a buffet you can borrow mine too". I agreed to the china but the silver I selected my own pattern. Without my knowing she went right out & sold her old silver & bought herself MY pattern. And borrowed MY sets when she had parties! True! #SouthernLiving
That's hilarious and sweet at the same time 😂
Smart mama . Your Mother also knew where hers were going when the time came, so maybe she was thinking of you.
another funny thing is, she could have just purchased a second set of the silver she picked out. maybe she *was* looking out.
Jeanne, we thought we'd seen the last of you after your fall several years ago. So glad to see you up, about and spreading your wonderful humor. God bless (your little pea pickin' heart)!
I love your stories and as a SOUTHERNER you make me proud. I’ve shared the left brain story with my parents and all of their friends as my Dad is the doppelgänger to your husband.
What a fantastic ending....I never expected that. Jeanne you are the BEST. Have a Blessed day.
So funny 😂 Jeannie Robertson never fails to make me laugh❣️ She is hilarious 😆
I love "Jeanne" stories!! You always brighten my days!!
My sister’s birthday is tomorrow, so when I saw this notification pop up with the title, “Don’t Forget Your Sister’s Birthday,” I wondered how Jeanne knew! Great story, thank you.
Google Knows All :)
That was an awesome story! I needed a good laugh today. So thank you!
Great comedy comes from great story tellers. The gift is to tell a story that everyone can identify with and bring the funny side of it to the forefront! We're all enthralled because we can see it happening just that way.... Thanks for the laughs!
Always a joy!
Thanks you for the chuckles and the southern wit:)
Your videos haver failed to make me laugh out loud..I'm still giggling..thank you!❤!
Katie McLam, you have invented a new word - I like it!
Wonderful Jeanne! Happy Birthday!
OMG! My sister and I used to fight ALL THE TIME over the center of the room!!! Finally, our dad had enough of it and came in with a measuring tape and measured the EXACT center.. then he took a permanent marker (one of the really thick, big ones) and marked ALL the way down the floor and ALL the way across the floor.... It's still there...
Seems like my sister and I had the same (imagined) line down the
middle of OUR bedroom‼️
Scarlett Jane in
I love your stories! Thank you for making me laugh!
You are a rare gem, thank you.
That one was one of your best stories, yet.
"We do love each other...we need to work on our bonding." LMFannyO
Sounds like my mother and my aunt!!
That was a good one
I did not expect that! Great story, Jeanne!
Yes a great ending!
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Fantastic story!
Jeanne. Thank you for your humor. I've been battling breast cancer since March of 2017, and your videos have blessed me with such "out-loud" laughter, even in the midst of the "poor-me's". Thank you for your uplifting humor. GOD BLESS YOU!
The old saying - laughter is the best medicine!
Prayers of Peace, Love, Happiness, and Health.
For competent and skilled hands and mind of the doctors,
For the nurses kindness and sensibilities,
For family support and financial relief,
Prayed in Jesus' name, Amen
Jeanne, I have been a fan of yours for years and I love you! You bring joy and laughter to me everytime I hear you speak. I think you're pretty amazing!!!
Amy, I am sorry for your struggle. I pray not only for your physical healing, but that your spirit would be lifted up by the grace of The Savior and by Jeannie's stories that make us all laugh. Bless you.
yes very out loud laughter, I wonder which comes 1st the story or the punchline. you have a rare gift, I would loved to have you as a grandmother although I had a wonderful 1 RIP.
Love this lady!
I can picture Jeanne running out of sister's house after the "this is my platter!"
Thanks again for the laughs.
Saw your show in Nashville last year and it was a Birthday gift from my daughter. Love you dearly. HUGS carol
Jeanne, you are brilliant. Thank you so much for the laughs x
I have to post this on my sisters Facebook page on her Birthday ! LOL
I love this! I’ve watched every video on your channel, Jeanne, so it’s wonderful to be surprised by a new upload! Love you, I think you’re amazing and I just love your humour :)
Katherine sounds like my sister. I love her and we need to bond too. Thanks for letting me know that's there are others out there like my sister and I. Love your sense of humor.
Looking forward to seeing your show in Bloomington, IL on Oct 11th. LMAO
You know, I usually don't care for female comedians. But she is hysterical and her story telling is on point! 😂
dirty female comics usually aren't funny. it's very alienating to a lot of audience when they end up using body/grossout humor as a crutch. nobody is worse about this than Amy Schumer. come to think of it, she probably gave the whole lot a bad rap. Lisa Lampanelli did a similar style to better success, but she also came first and didn't rampantly plagiarize. there are of course some less family friendly female acts that are very good.. i've always been a big fan of Gilda Radner, for example. of course i wasn't even two when she passed.
Thanks for posting! I needed a good dose of funny girl today!
What a great way to start the day
🤣that was really good , I need it a good laugh Thank You xo💕
The ONLY thing that could have made "the Andy Griffith Show" better would have been a character named Jeanne.
Amen!
Yes!
Or an actual Black character...
Wouldn’t that have been great? 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🤪
I love Jeanne Robertson. So hilariously funny I truly think when I finally quit laughing I need to go to the ER and get the stitches put back into my side.
Hi how are you doing today
You're the greatest! I love them all!
Love it! ❤
Great story!
Thank you, I was needing some funnies.
Hahaha that was such a good story lol enjoyed this.
My Birthday is next week and I loved this story!! What fun! Thank you Jeanne.
That sounds SO much like our family!!! LOL
I love this ! You have the best stories.
One evening my granddaughter went to the bathroom and she heard this horrorible screaming. We were running in as she was running out and all she could get out was rat and toilet in between screams. Her mother went running in and sure enough something was swimming around trying to get out. After a closer look she started laughing a yell for someone to get a towel. A little squirrel had fallen into an uncovered clean out pipe and had managed to make it's way into the toilet. After we cleaned it up and dried it we turned it loose in the yard. Turned out the guy who cut our grass had run over the pipe and had broken to cap and didn't tell us. I put a big rock over the open pipe until I could get to the hardware store.
Took my granddaughter forever before she'd use the toilet without standing way back to raise the lid enough to peek in first.
Of course being the big loving family we are, it took us twice as long to stop teasing her about it just to hear her stomp off after giving us dirty looks. 😂
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Some stories like that get passed down the generations. Your granddaughter had better get used to it. My family is still telling the story of how my dad made my cousin reappear when she wailed, "I don't want to be disappeared!" BEFORE I was even born...and I'm 63!!!
Love this! 😂😂😂😂😂!! Thanks for the great laughs! 😄💜💕
I love this!
I love her she can make you laugh it not say one curse word of be I would let my children listen to her
I have young granddaughters. They're 7 and 5. I love that i can keep this playing with them in the room.
That $700 platter...ROTFL!!!!
Such great humor .
😂 sisters! Love them! You are one funny lady!
Lol gone,gone,gone. SO honest. " wipes the platter across my backside". I've so done this b4 many times.
The family joke is my youngest sister is adopted. She remembers stuff from childhood that no one else remembers.
Psychologically the reference to she's adopted. Makes me think of children who are the youngest and also have a very sharp minds and excellent memories remember abusive comments and being the joke. I'm sure there's reasons why she remembers things the rest of you don't.
Love this women's humor
Great great great great story!!!!!!!!!😊😊👍👍
Well....you got her back for the chipmunk! Also....Replacements Unlimited is off the highway in McCleansville. I live in Burlington...love ya neighbor.
cute imitation, I'm glad you went there, and 2 back-up ones HE he he
When I was six years old, my brother told me that when you flush the toilet a genie comes out. You can imagine how terrified I was to flush the toilet...I didn't think of a yardstick. Instead I would stand far from the toilet gearing myself up leap and flush it and then run out the door.
My brother also told me a terrifying lie when I was at a very impressionable age. He said, if we vacuumed over the power cord it might blow up the vacuum! He'd make attempts as I'd watch him and I'd begin to scream bloody hellish when I think he was going to go over the cord!! It was extreme!! It took a few yrs to banish his lie!!!!
What a great birthday story!
I think mother's idea is ingenious!
Thank you for the video
Oh Jeanne, I can't tell you how much your humor is appreciated; there aren't any words good enough! I'm sure the comments posted give you an idea how everyone loves your humor...just keep us laughing PLEASE!!!
God bless you for your funny stories. I laugh out loud when I hear them. It lifts my day so much. My youngest daughter, who is now 62 y.o. loves them too. Thanks so much.
Well I doubt your sister would know this at the time at your age but rats can most definitely swim up into a toilet I know that first-hand unfortunately. 🙄 The fact that it was actually her platter was priceless. 😂 I always love your stand up because it's clean and it's all about life experiences you've had that in one way or the other we can relate to cuz we've had them too. (Or closed variations of) 😀😀😀😀
jtpro was thinking the same! They can swim up through there. A friend had a horrible experience
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I love you so much Mrs. Jeanne!!!
Hi Cecilia how are you doing
@@greggtaylor1776 So far so good. How about you?
@@ceciliaspears161 I’m doing great thanks for asking, how is everything over there, so where are you from?
@@greggtaylor1776 I am from Florida so we're still in Summer weather. How about you?
@@ceciliaspears161 Alright I’m originally from Texas but i recently relocated to Redlands, California, how is everything over therein Florida....so are you married, do you have kid’s?
I love her
My sister and I shared a room, we hated each other, we too had our room divided in half in different ways at times. My sisters mind is also like a steel trap remember in every little detail from 50 years ago, one for every one of her years of 45 plus 3 extra since I am sure she swears she remembers tuff in my life before she was born. 7 years between us but still haven't found a way to like each other no matter what I try. Neither of us can go to Mum and get her to listen and help mend things because Mum is advanced stage dementia, can't talk, can't remember or do anything for herself now.
Barb Giardina Barb, I’m just another reader, but I feel for you and your story. My sister is 6 years younger and when I was in heigh school, we shared a room too and we have a few issues. Wishing you all the best in your situation. I’m so sorry about your mom. I hope things improve!😊🌷
Hilarious Jeanne!!
Genius!!!!!
Love it 😂😂😂
I love your vids Jeanne! Im probably your youngest fan.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Wow I get excited when I see you posted a new video. You never disappoint. Thank you for making me smile.
cindyasters. Do you mean just me or anybody
Nah I’m probably younger
I've shared a bedroom my entire life. I shared one with my littlest sister until I was 18 and we're the closest siblings.
I love this💕 I have a Sister similar to this😘 😂🤣😅✔️
My sister's and I totally did the room sharing thing
Thank you for the humor. You are amazingly funny. Life is humor or humourless. I prefer humor. Love to you and yours. Awesome blessings in sharing the stories of you and yours. Laughing with you is great. Thanks again. 😁❤✌🙏
It's great finding humor that I can listen to with my granddaughters running around the house without having to stop it every time they walk in the room. The language doesn't bother me, but if my granddaughters learn a new bad word because of me my daughter is going to give me a Nan Nan time out. I sure don't want one of them to say one of those words in school or God forbid church. My daughter would kill me.
LOL!! That was too funny! haha
Omg 😲 I thought we were the only sisters that did that.
LoL that sounds just like my sister and I.
I have to share. My father used to go hunting deer quite a way from home and he would go for 2 weeks and then come home with his catch. Well one year he came home and unloaded all this things and everything seemed normal. But about 3 months later, in the middle of one January night my mother had to go to the bathroom and it was dark but she knew the way lol as she usually went multiple times a night. This night however she sat down to do her business and something touched her bottom. She screamed and jumped up, slammed the lid closed and my Dad came running to find out what was going on and the lid that she is holding down now, is banging and banging and banging. My dad gets a broom and says ok lets see what is in there. The lift the lid and in the toilet is this big black squirrel who had hitched a ride from the hunting camp three months earlier. He was soaking wet partly because he was in the toilet getting a drink and got peed on lol. They got that poor squirrel and threw him outside at 3:00 am on a very cold -40 F January night and remember he was soaking wet. He survived and has multiplied lol there are so many big squirrels there now. We teased my Mom for years about that poor squirrel that scared the daylights out of her. Just thought you would get a kick out of this true story because of the story your sister told you.
Oh god that's great
ahahah funnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyy..always look underneath for the name tags
I just love your stories sooooo much! I share them on my timeline on Facebook. You are delightful! My sister was 6 years older than I am and I used to go on some of her dates with her. She actually asked me to come along on a couple of them because she wasn't sure about the guy. I never did forget her birthday. :)
Hi Rose how are you doing
I freaking love this woman!!!!
I do too
Thank you! I love your videos! I would love to see you when you are in Nashville in November if we can find a babysitter!
FIND one exhaust every option, even if it's care.com
Love your jokes lol
Yup, no matter how funny a story it makes!
Jeanne, You sure know how to keep us rolling in the isles. Thank You
My big sister use to tell me crocodiles come up the toilet.
The movie ghoules coming out at the time did not help.
Very funny!
You have come a long way from when u use to pay ur grandsons to "hit" your videos lol! I have two questions 1. How much did you have to pay them to settle up? Lol 2. And did your darling daughter in law get to "get in on that action"? Lol! Love your videos!❤
I have one supposedly older sister. She never liked me. But I soldiered on . Until year 2006. She was born 4-27-53. Mine was 4-22-57. She's 200% materialistic ..me? I'd rather be living in nature as possible. Well,on April2006, I gave her what I thought was beautiful and sincere. A handmade ,small end style,table. The table top was wormy chestnut(from my woods/home here in WV). It's a sought out, by woodmakers everywhere. It's now rare. The legs were of giant wild wv grape Vines. She was in Pittsburg on business. She drove to see me. When I gave here the gift, she said," I can't believe you after all these yrs. This by far is the worst gift. If you can't do better don't do at all." Hmm...she hasn't spoke to me since. I'm not sad. Oh no...Jesus sent me sisters. I have so many women I love but truly love me. WHAT A GIFT FOR ME...IT GROWS AND GROWS. WE LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH BC WE ATE GIFTS TO EACH OTHER AND NEVER HAVE TO BE REMINDED OR FORGETFUL..JUST LOVE🙏💖✝️🌈💖
Fantastic! haha!!
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I remember that song Christmas time that old 🎵 song