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  • @IFaultLine
    @IFaultLine 3 роки тому +5129

    ngl they forgot the "new player wants to Open door quietly but Kicks it cause its locked" part

    • @Jay-sunn
      @Jay-sunn 3 роки тому +75

      Happened to me doe💀

    • @scoopem1
      @scoopem1 3 роки тому +143

      Scared the shit out of me the first time I did it xD

    • @cukman1643
      @cukman1643 3 роки тому +46

      I hope they revisit it with some more deep Tarkov skits. Extract Camping, shoving graphics cards in your ass, hatchet runners, scav boss, the giga chad with the slick and airframes, etc.

    • @Beowulf-sn8ir
      @Beowulf-sn8ir 3 роки тому +80

      yeah, "new players" right, I still do it all the time when I forget my keys lol

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 3 роки тому +14

      Knocks* hey bro I come in peace let’s form an alliance-
      KPLoW
      Door falls down

  • @TheSnipingFrenzy
    @TheSnipingFrenzy Рік тому +2542

    I love how they absolutely only team killed each other, got killed by unseen enemies and just wandered around clueless in the game, no enemy kills whatsoever. Literally accurate new player experience right there.

    • @thefinnishbaconshroom
      @thefinnishbaconshroom Рік тому +33

      I just hopped into Tarkov(I have 4 four raids under my belt, one of which is after the wipe today or yesterday) and am I glad I've played DayZ so I'm somewhat familiar with the feeling of losing everything in the matter of seconds and with only one mistake.
      But I have to say that my best game yet(the one after the wipe, when everyone is on even level in gear), in the map Streets of Tarkov, I fucked up by walking through underpass looking for exfil, and walked right into the streets above. And if you play Tarkov, you probably know what happened

    • @arandomplushdogifound6767
      @arandomplushdogifound6767 Рік тому

      @@thefinnishbaconshroom head: eyes
      that ulach ain’t gonna do nothing if you get shot in the face

    • @dustinmoore1559
      @dustinmoore1559 Рік тому +11

      ​@TheFinnishBaconShroom I'm going to take a guess and say you didn't send a flare and got sniped. If you have 2 monitors there are sights that have maps to atleast show you extraction areas, it's also best to learn streets right now because it will only get bigger.

    • @thefinnishbaconshroom
      @thefinnishbaconshroom Рік тому +10

      @@dustinmoore1559 I don't even know what sending a flare means or does. But yeah, I got sniped by the end of the map sniper.
      And yeah, after that, I went back to the map in practice mode to wander around.
      Mostly because I don't want to do the same thing that I did with DayZ with the IZurvive app, which shows you the map and all points of interest and general loot pools

    • @parafitality2730
      @parafitality2730 Рік тому +7

      @@thefinnishbaconshroom Just spawn as scav to learn the map, get some loot, head eyes some nub and loot their shyte. Easy as раз два три.

  • @lactosetheintolerant5640
    @lactosetheintolerant5640 2 роки тому +1158

    "I'm more fit than this in real life!" was my favorite part.

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 Рік тому +41

      I know, especially cause it's actually true in that case. If you are in your 20s/30s and don't have some health reason you couldn't, you really should be able to march a few kilometres if you need to. I mean I have RA and I can do that.

    • @benruss4130
      @benruss4130 Рік тому +15

      @@andrewbloom7694 Bro, I weigh 300 lbs and climbed a 14,000+ foot mountain the other day. Now sure, I was huffing like a freight train... but I can briskly walk (or lightly jog) indefinately.

    • @IamSimplyHim
      @IamSimplyHim Рік тому +11

      @@benruss4130 cap

    • @dark6.6E-34
      @dark6.6E-34 Рік тому +3

      @@andrewbloom7694 do you run out of stamina in the game without gear? Cuz military stuff is hefty

    • @rowanweaver3241
      @rowanweaver3241 7 місяців тому +1

      @@dark6.6E-34Yea u do, about as quick
      lol i got so annoyed i filled a backpack with 140 pounds of stuff and ran for like 20 minutes, im not fit mind you

  • @bruntwaffle9961
    @bruntwaffle9961 Рік тому +1196

    1:26 "this aint no game...its a prison.." had me dying. Love these guys

    • @ddzombot
      @ddzombot Рік тому

      It clearly didn't "have you dying", because you were healthy enough to make this idiotic comment.

    • @DylanHam
      @DylanHam Рік тому +10

      I died on that part too you’re so funny guys 😂😂

  • @reimusklinsman5876
    @reimusklinsman5876 3 роки тому +14621

    I like how they've written absolutely no jokes. They are just reciting what every single tarkov player has been through.

    • @Tavis15ify
      @Tavis15ify 3 роки тому +176

      Don't think anyone has ever done that in beginning of a raid
      And if so they needa stop playing lmao

    • @mauler16
      @mauler16 3 роки тому +97

      Yes. That is the literal definition of this series of videos.

    • @michaelpeila8794
      @michaelpeila8794 3 роки тому +133

      @@Tavis15ify they have and they did lol

    • @jikjak8505
      @jikjak8505 3 роки тому +131

      @@Tavis15ify yes my first match didnt know what to do so i shot one and like 8 of them shot me

    • @slevig415
      @slevig415 3 роки тому +230

      @@Tavis15ify This is the first raid of a new player lol chill little elitist child

  • @KickstandOptional
    @KickstandOptional 3 роки тому +3743

    "We wanna make Tarkov basically feel like getting punched in the d!ck." -Nikita

    • @fdsaXD
      @fdsaXD 3 роки тому +63

      And this feeling is stupidly addicting XD

    • @KickstandOptional
      @KickstandOptional 3 роки тому +95

      @@fdsaXD no kidding. I didn't realize I was into homoerotic CBT but goddamnit here we are and yep, it hurts so good.

    • @itshelix663
      @itshelix663 3 роки тому +42

      @@KickstandOptional this game makes me rage quit every night and exited to play it in the morning 😭😭😭😭

    • @dylanthevillain1666
      @dylanthevillain1666 3 роки тому +4

      Lol did he really say that?

    • @itshelix663
      @itshelix663 3 роки тому +6

      @@dylanthevillain1666 yeah

  • @Consural
    @Consural 9 місяців тому +149

    I lost it at the trader skit. Whoever wrote it deserves an award. Also the actors too.

    • @Daerin3652
      @Daerin3652 5 місяців тому +9

      “One thing I might do with it is mind my business”

  • @nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372
    @nonamesoyouwontsearchitupi372 2 роки тому +424

    I really like the "Dev Meeting" skit lol, especially Ben's reaction being cut off his suggestions XD

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Рік тому +9

      You know there was a Dev in the back screaming
      "Look, your making it a pvp environment with minimal pvp equipment. The least you can do is add some interactive or buildable entertainment, so the PvE players dont run off"

    • @AntonAdelson
      @AntonAdelson Рік тому

      As a game developer this was my favorite! In all honestly I wish more teams worked that way. Too many teams are too afraid to treat games as art

    • @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature
      @Handles_arent_a_needed_feature Рік тому +4

      ​@@AntonAdelson usually ends up with a bad game

  • @wajokbill572
    @wajokbill572 3 роки тому +2642

    The amount of times I had to ask my teammates “is that you walking” is just absurd

    • @markokocevar181
      @markokocevar181 2 роки тому +93

      Bro i shoot my teamate 5 times accidently just cus he didnt answer if he was walking.

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 2 роки тому +36

      Crouch check fam

    • @Selfg12
      @Selfg12 2 роки тому +31

      Wearing a colored arm band just because it may give some players pause xD

    • @Dornpunzel
      @Dornpunzel 2 роки тому +34

      Tarkov is the most overhyped game ever.

    • @mitama7121
      @mitama7121 Рік тому +26

      @@Dornpunzel is the game to strong you are too weak

  • @FOertel
    @FOertel 3 роки тому +1859

    "Alright, I am approaching three, i count three, dead idiots"
    Gets me every time i watch it

    • @grandtheft248
      @grandtheft248 3 роки тому +26

      I know I laughed for awhile and it was hilarious since he doesn't really get more skits like that

    • @PhoenixofEclipse
      @PhoenixofEclipse 3 роки тому +14

      Pity, they shoulda listened. :)

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 роки тому +6

      @@PhoenixofEclipse shame. lol

    • @mackjones7688
      @mackjones7688 3 роки тому +3

      Adam can't use a gas trap in tarkov. He can't get the shirt, pants, and sexy dances that make him happy either. ☹

    • @iycephoenixx4249
      @iycephoenixx4249 3 роки тому +4

      Favorite part lol

  • @highrofellos6721
    @highrofellos6721 Рік тому +98

    The whole "Wiggle" thing is even more hilarious now that "The Wiggle That Killed Tarkov" video is out and it shows so many hackers/cheaters wiggling at each other.

    • @tommyfortress7515
      @tommyfortress7515 5 місяців тому +6

      They still right on wiggling to confirm teammate. Just that the cheaters adopted it :'(

  • @tns4
    @tns4 Рік тому +70

    Kept waiting for someone to frantically start stuffing backpacks inside other backpacks

  • @Acam130
    @Acam130 2 роки тому +1235

    "Guys I don't think we're going to have fun this game" Is probably the most accurate description of Tarkov lol

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 Рік тому +13

      Tarkov Sounds like the Troll paradise version of Dayz
      Hard to obtain military hardware, next to nothing to do with it, with freeroaming untrusted entity's. Its gonna be a slaughter if your not teamed up

    • @mitchell3877
      @mitchell3877 Рік тому

      Lol

    • @Eskimoso
      @Eskimoso Рік тому

      I don't understand why people play a game that's not a fun at all

    • @lordraz0r69
      @lordraz0r69 Рік тому

      ​@@Eskimoso makes them feel special or some BS

    • @DrRyan82994
      @DrRyan82994 Рік тому +2

      @@Eskimoso people will make suggestions to make it more accessible or fun, even just having more information in the game instead of having to use Google, and the nerds will be like "googling is fun, it's satisfying to research things" "your writing this now but play for 100 hours or so and it'll be better"

  • @Zack_Zander
    @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +2272

    “Yea, mate just having a great time. Playing Tarkov, having a great time, fun fun fun” - Ben

    • @blackatom4957
      @blackatom4957 3 роки тому +30

      You also watched the video??? I thought I was the only one watching the video😒

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +76

      Mahim Majee
      Just pointing out the quote that I found hilarious, while you’re getting annoyed for some reason

    • @bobleshingle13
      @bobleshingle13 3 роки тому +32

      @@Zack_Zander don't mind him, he's small pp

    • @skull5052
      @skull5052 3 роки тому +4

      I don't know what kind of answer his buddy was expecting after asking that question.

    • @rolandbagosi6509
      @rolandbagosi6509 3 роки тому +2

      I love that part too. :)

  • @GabrielAngelfire
    @GabrielAngelfire Рік тому +644

    Unfortunately the Tarkov Logic series was very short. It was so freaking funny. We could see the actual struggle from you guys playing the game.

    • @HandleNameIsStupid
      @HandleNameIsStupid Рік тому +15

      Wish they did more of these...would be hilarious to see them on streets lol.

    • @vasownedv1548
      @vasownedv1548 11 місяців тому +1

      @@dienvidbriedis1184 cheaters in every lobby does not help tarkov either

    • @gabrielWachong
      @gabrielWachong 9 місяців тому +3

      Honestly I doubt they continued playing the game to even get any more ideas 😂

  • @vladdracul2379
    @vladdracul2379 Рік тому +20

    2:30
    One of the greatest deliveries ever performed on Earth. Well done.

  • @grimreefer9324
    @grimreefer9324 3 роки тому +3388

    "Who are we escaping FROM?"
    Chads. You must escape from the Chads.

    • @fredrickvontater5433
      @fredrickvontater5433 3 роки тому +100

      You must escape from the streamers

    • @sparkling_h2o895
      @sparkling_h2o895 3 роки тому +41

      Sanitar. We are escaping from Sanitar.

    • @Name-26
      @Name-26 3 роки тому +50

      You REALLY gotta escape the rat attack

    • @christianbarrera3614
      @christianbarrera3614 3 роки тому +39

      How to be a chad: have over 20 mil, know every player spawn in the game, know what ammo to get, run to a camping spot off the bat to snipe new players, profit.

    • @fjordfish3363
      @fjordfish3363 3 роки тому +37

      @@christianbarrera3614 "camping"? chads don't camp. chads go triple laser 60 rounder m4 in your face

  • @damienleigh9943
    @damienleigh9943 3 роки тому +5116

    I don't even play tarkov or know anything about it. But this content is gold.

    • @Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist
      @Ryan_Thompson_Guitarist 3 роки тому +266

      Tarkov feels like being punched in the dick

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +85

      Ryan Thompson Guitarist
      The next update better make it feel like getting kicked in the cock

    • @n0vag4ming
      @n0vag4ming 3 роки тому +21

      @@Zack_Zander bruh

    • @imaytravel
      @imaytravel 3 роки тому +12

      Same here 😂

    • @slavik6470
      @slavik6470 3 роки тому +7

      Same

  • @merinofanfic4717
    @merinofanfic4717 Рік тому +76

    3:32 best moment

  • @DarknoorX
    @DarknoorX Рік тому +164

    I lost it when Rowan started shouting in Russian. 😂

    • @darkmaster450
      @darkmaster450 5 місяців тому +1

      Same 🤣

    • @-iloveyou
      @-iloveyou 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @stephenbenecke7652
      @stephenbenecke7652 4 місяці тому +1

      3:36

    • @jonwilkinson9695
      @jonwilkinson9695 3 місяці тому +1

      Anyone know what he said?

    • @kabatsky
      @kabatsky 3 місяці тому +5

      @@jonwilkinson9695 He shouts something like "Damn you! Quick, get out of here! Aaargh! Ass! Come over here you're piece of shit! Guys, they're gonna get us! Aaaaah!"

  • @almightytwee1188
    @almightytwee1188 3 роки тому +2663

    Imagine being a regular person not involved, walking by during filming and seeing a dude in a gurney wearing a full body cast. In the middle of nowhere

  • @JayJay_1827
    @JayJay_1827 3 роки тому +3273

    "I've got cash, I've got literal money"
    "Don't care, that costs a bottle of shampoo" LMAO 😂

    • @soggyvirtuoso7047
      @soggyvirtuoso7047 3 роки тому +78

      Omg I also watched that part of the video bro 😎

    • @floridasoldat
      @floridasoldat 3 роки тому +15

      @@soggyvirtuoso7047 lol... what

    • @soggyvirtuoso7047
      @soggyvirtuoso7047 3 роки тому +54

      @@floridasoldat hi, it’s me 2 weeks after, I just wanted to let this guy that commented know that I also saw that part in the video in which this quote was said. As he found it comedic and took time out of his day just to repeat something from the video without adding anything substantial to his comment.

    • @floridasoldat
      @floridasoldat 3 роки тому +4

      @@soggyvirtuoso7047 ah, got it lol. Yeah that can get pretty annoying sometimes lol.

    • @VermillionDraco
      @VermillionDraco 3 роки тому +7

      Is that for real? Like, is that literally what it costs in game?

  • @MyAteSpiders
    @MyAteSpiders Рік тому +16

    "One thing I might do with it is mind my business" Was caught so off guard on that one. 🤣🤣

  • @dakotad97
    @dakotad97 Рік тому +7

    19:15 No words, just puts a jar on the table with a heavy thunk.

  • @SahilM18
    @SahilM18 2 роки тому +691

    Loved how well Rowan nonchalantly delivered the line "Shampoo dog" in response to buying a gun. Put into perspective how ridiculous a trade like that is ahaha

    • @taiham3003
      @taiham3003 Рік тому +30

      In an environment like that when you haven't washed your hair in 2 weeks you'd make that trade too if you had 13 rifles. Hygiene over hardware. Ya only got two hands and one life. ;)

    • @gecgoodpasi1654
      @gecgoodpasi1654 Рік тому

      @@taiham3003 nobody cares about hygiene in a environment like that xD ammo would be more valuable then any shampoo bottle or toothpaste could ever be if u might die any second

    • @omgitsJoeVibin
      @omgitsJoeVibin Рік тому +2

      @@taiham3003 ok bud sure

    • @jfv2312
      @jfv2312 Рік тому +24

      @@taiham3003 ok good point but... Horse statue

    • @PlatoonGoon
      @PlatoonGoon Рік тому +7

      @@jfv2312 Obviously a fertility statue for it's association with the mustang. Clearly he's an expert at bartering for his needs.

  • @toryspelling7737
    @toryspelling7737 2 роки тому +459

    "Aren't we supposed to be trained operatives? I'm fitter than this is real life."
    The exact words from my mouth hahahahhaha

  • @chestermockingbird6082
    @chestermockingbird6082 11 місяців тому +40

    I love how Alan is so good at portraying "getting shot" 😂 10:54
    These guys never disappoint ❤

  • @thelonepacifist
    @thelonepacifist 5 місяців тому +12

    These were the videos that got me into Tarkov. Some 3K hours later, and I'm still punching myself in the dink.

  • @Ryan-kb6xp
    @Ryan-kb6xp 3 роки тому +733

    “This isn’t a game. This is a prison.” Lmaoo

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 роки тому +5

      8:22: TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND, OVER HERE, MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

  • @lonelymustache5042
    @lonelymustache5042 3 роки тому +1367

    "I'm fitter than this in real life"
    Dead😂😂😂😂

    • @noah_hill
      @noah_hill 3 роки тому +14

      look at the dev he is obese :(

    • @deltak-mk1169
      @deltak-mk1169 3 роки тому +15

      @@noah_hill Don't be mean to the Lord Nikita

    • @Sabrelake_Corp
      @Sabrelake_Corp 3 роки тому +7

      @@noah_hill nikita is not obese bruh wym

    • @noah_hill
      @noah_hill 3 роки тому +7

      @@Sabrelake_Corp he is 300 pounds

    • @Sabrelake_Corp
      @Sabrelake_Corp 3 роки тому

      @@noah_hill bruh

  • @goggy6850
    @goggy6850 11 місяців тому +12

    ALAN walking past his dead comrades roasting them had me in tears

  • @StraightUpRC
    @StraightUpRC 2 місяці тому +5

    3 years later and this is still accurate... HAHA

  • @dillonmann2557
    @dillonmann2557 3 роки тому +824

    This video made me get Tarkov. I can't believe how accurate this is.
    Edit: I have severe PTSD from getting jumped by scavs.

    • @lupe323
      @lupe323 3 роки тому +55

      All fun and games till a slick altyn boi runs at you fron across the map

    • @pandahsykes602
      @pandahsykes602 3 роки тому +30

      Mosin your way to the top boyo, that’s the only way us rats survive ... and don’t forget to build your hideout ; it helps ....

    • @MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin
      @MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin 3 роки тому +11

      Game is one of the most annoying things Ive ever played, bots are so ridiculous in places like labs and other areas that even if your stacked to all hell it takes an absurd amount of bullets to kill them while they can jack you up with 3 aimbot headshots.

    • @user-tt9pm5vj3m
      @user-tt9pm5vj3m 3 роки тому +22

      @@pandahsykes602 man you just bad at aiming and the tame, if you play alot raiders and bosses wont even have time to shoot you, i dont even remember when was the last time i died to a bot or raider

    • @ta1os
      @ta1os 3 роки тому +17

      @@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin decent ammo will let you one shot raiders w a headshot

  • @vocondus9585
    @vocondus9585 3 роки тому +263

    “This is bullshit. I’m gonna go play Sea of Theives”

  • @robertfan332
    @robertfan332 Рік тому +26

    Lol for some reason even just the way the dealer grabs items when looking for attachments and just drags them across the other items on the table has me cracking up. This was anazing.

  • @Mursakageku9764
    @Mursakageku9764 Рік тому +6

    The funny thing about the barters is that all the examples they gave are real good deals and were pretty hilarious to think about when i first started playing.

  • @tmaaz
    @tmaaz 3 роки тому +275

    "You were narrating your own wiggle"... I'm dying 🤣

    • @raid6477
      @raid6477 3 роки тому +1

      You have cancer?

    • @raid6477
      @raid6477 3 роки тому +1

      Aids? Leprosy?

    • @wolfheart5408
      @wolfheart5408 3 роки тому +3

      @@raid6477 you don't have a pp

    • @raid6477
      @raid6477 3 роки тому +1

      @@wolfheart5408 Not what your mum said

  • @moistnugget4147
    @moistnugget4147 3 роки тому +235

    "One thing I might do with it is mind my own business."
    I wanna use that line in real life one day

    • @skuggikuwa8989
      @skuggikuwa8989 3 роки тому +4

      Have you yet?

    • @galil5386
      @galil5386 3 роки тому +1

      Have you??

    • @moistnugget4147
      @moistnugget4147 3 роки тому +10

      @@galil5386 I bought a coffee and someone asked me why and my response was that yea

    • @galil5386
      @galil5386 3 роки тому +7

      @@moistnugget4147 Proud of you

    • @coalblack666
      @coalblack666 3 роки тому +2

      honestly its a great line. hopefully i get an opportunity as well

  • @matthewkoeleman2271
    @matthewkoeleman2271 8 місяців тому +6

    The end of this video nearly killed me, literally, I started choking on nothing

  • @nivonis393
    @nivonis393 Рік тому +30

    It's been 2 years. This is still precision accurate.

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock Рік тому +1

      So, is it precise or accurate? There's a difference, you know.

    • @eirinyagokoro2648
      @eirinyagokoro2648 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Anvilshockprecisely accurate

    • @woodsy.2977
      @woodsy.2977 8 місяців тому

      @@Anvilshockaccurately precise

  • @jakubkadlec1474
    @jakubkadlec1474 3 роки тому +538

    I've watched all the parts like 2 or 3 times
    Me: clicks anyway and watches again

    • @geronimo3451
      @geronimo3451 3 роки тому +20

      viva la dirt episodes are very re-watchable

    • @gamingwithronpubgm3615
      @gamingwithronpubgm3615 3 роки тому

      I'm a small gamer need your support by subscribing 😭❤️

    • @chrmaticlf7814
      @chrmaticlf7814 3 роки тому +9

      @@gamingwithronpubgm3615 stop spaming

    • @christianstachl
      @christianstachl 3 роки тому +2

      Lurdo
      That's the only logical thing to do!

    • @GhaniGaming1
      @GhaniGaming1 3 роки тому

      @AARON CHENG SIVA KUMAR Moe is he really?

  • @GhaniGaming1
    @GhaniGaming1 3 роки тому +325

    these tarkov ones is usually one of my favorite

    • @brooo9616
      @brooo9616 3 роки тому +6

      I love the PUBG ones but there hasn’t been one in a while

    • @GhaniGaming1
      @GhaniGaming1 3 роки тому +1

      @@brooo9616 yeah it's been a month since the last one

    • @gamingwithronpubgm3615
      @gamingwithronpubgm3615 3 роки тому

      I'm a small gamer need your support by subscribing 😭❤️

    • @chrmaticlf7814
      @chrmaticlf7814 3 роки тому +9

      @@gamingwithronpubgm3615 stop spaming

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +6

      GAMINGWITHRON Pubgm
      No one cares, and I doubt that anyone who subscribe even care about watching

  • @iljk
    @iljk Рік тому +31

    The dev meeting is absolutely wholesome and great. Amazing video

  • @lemuelwonah7076
    @lemuelwonah7076 Рік тому +72

    The editing in the Trader scene was fire! I didn't even know the items were CG blacked out till later

    • @coler2277
      @coler2277 Рік тому +4

      Yeah I dunno

    • @Darthquackius
      @Darthquackius Рік тому +1

      .... How did you THINK they were being blacked out?

  • @aim120C
    @aim120C 2 роки тому +300

    i really love your merchant character. rowan is just too good at playing absurd characters.

  • @maxxmatlock212
    @maxxmatlock212 3 роки тому +534

    This literally gives me PTSD. I play Tarkov all the time. It couldn’t be more accurate lol

    • @millerturq4418
      @millerturq4418 3 роки тому +11

      It doesn't literally give you ptsd mate

    • @eliwatson7936
      @eliwatson7936 3 роки тому +18

      @@millerturq4418 ok mr psychologist

    • @cultercaldus2994
      @cultercaldus2994 3 роки тому +1

      @@eliwatson7936 😁😁

    • @anneselby2293
      @anneselby2293 2 роки тому +3

      No, being in a real war, like the Iraq war which is where I was, shooting people for real, gives you PTSD, not a dumbass game.

    • @Sun-Tzu-
      @Sun-Tzu- 2 роки тому +1

      Why?

  • @yupyup4209
    @yupyup4209 2 роки тому +18

    That whole Trader scene had me tear up. That was hilarious

  • @legitimatelemon6580
    @legitimatelemon6580 11 місяців тому +9

    Where Rowan spoke a different language it just made me burst out laughing 😂😂😂

  • @harrisonholder8303
    @harrisonholder8303 3 роки тому +156

    “This ain’t no game, it’s a prison.”😂😂

  • @MrCrankyfan
    @MrCrankyfan 3 роки тому +490

    "I'm fitter than this in real life." lmao

    • @solosniper86
      @solosniper86 2 роки тому +12

      I've said that line while playing other FPS games. I'll sprint for 4 or 5 seconds in the game and I'm out of breath. Haha

    • @kindredlebel9175
      @kindredlebel9175 2 роки тому

      Can't relate

    • @demoniack81
      @demoniack81 2 роки тому +24

      @@solosniper86 Don't get me started about games where you can't climb over/around a 1m tall crate. Bitch I'm as sedentary as they come IRL and I can easily scale a 3m perfectly vertical rock containment wall with unstable rocks you can't pull yourself up from, as long as there is a tree or something to wedge myself against. I know because I'VE DONE IT. And somehow a trained elite soldier can't figure out how to raise his leg over a crate?
      It's just lazy game design.

    • @alexanderredhorse1297
      @alexanderredhorse1297 2 роки тому +12

      then you got games like rust where your character can sprint forever. but stay underwater for longer than 5 seconds and you start drowning.

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 2 роки тому

      @@demoniack81 I wouldnt quite say lazy, considering tons other details in the game.

  • @captaingallifrey4274
    @captaingallifrey4274 Рік тому +30

    Believe it or not, the way you've portrayed the game makes me want to play. It sounds a lot like the dark souls of FPS games and entertainingly aggravating

    • @ayzix-polytopia3854
      @ayzix-polytopia3854 6 місяців тому +2

      It is. My first 3 games I got shot in the head within 30 seconds by a guy in a bush because I uncrouched lmao

    • @gethoudinied3932
      @gethoudinied3932 5 місяців тому

      It is the dark souls of games 3rd wipe and I fucking hate this game but guess who still plays it

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 5 місяців тому

      Is more like the Elden Ring Erdtree of fps games.

    • @bunk95
      @bunk95 5 місяців тому

      Why not try things irl if you like “punishing” games?
      Get a high quality gbb airsoft pistol (maybe with the sbr stuff) and a rifle someone may be able to convert to an actual firearm and practice.

    • @shipso6116
      @shipso6116 5 місяців тому

      @@bunk95 I would, but that hobby is kinda more expensive than Tarkov. By A LOT )). Actually I do worry I might not have the health for that at the time I got cash enough to not affect the family by such expenses :D.

  • @stoikusu5084
    @stoikusu5084 Рік тому +17

    Tarkov makes you feel like an NPC against whoever knows how to play the game

  • @tommasocazzaniga1713
    @tommasocazzaniga1713 3 роки тому +347

    "A real, confusing, horrible experience" Guys you've nailed it so hard it's great
    One of the most accurate and fun vid ever lol

    • @badxradxandy
      @badxradxandy 3 роки тому +2

      Wish I didn't get it

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 3 роки тому +5

      SO basically it's a REAL RUSSIAN ARMY SPETNATZ TRANING SIM, that turns you into a peranoid, 2nd amendment, ammo-hoarding survivalist?

    • @rubiolo1019
      @rubiolo1019 2 роки тому

      @@JeanLucCaptain yep

    • @rubiolo1019
      @rubiolo1019 2 роки тому

      @@JeanLucCaptain i have so much ammo for guns i don't even like or use in my cases, i hoard rigs for space, i hoard player made expensive guns and only run cheap guns

  • @welquingabucay689
    @welquingabucay689 3 роки тому +437

    When Ben said outrageous it was the most outrageous thing I heard

    • @saracrysis2851
      @saracrysis2851 3 роки тому +7

      When you commented on an outrageous comment, it was the most outrageous thing I have ever seen.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 3 роки тому +3

      Sniper X
      When you reply on an outrageous comment is the most outrageous I’ve ever seen

    • @welquingabucay689
      @welquingabucay689 3 роки тому +4

      @@Zack_Zander when I see the guy who replied outrageously to the other person it was the most outragous thing I ever seen

    • @sharkpotato2779
      @sharkpotato2779 3 роки тому +3

      Sounded like a death metal song out Regis screamo version

    • @Omnishredder
      @Omnishredder 3 роки тому +1

      @Lost yet Found your comment is outrageous

  • @robertfan332
    @robertfan332 Рік тому +311

    Every pitch black object that he picks up at 6:18 is actually how that object would look if it was coated in Vanta Black.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Рік тому

      OPENS FIRE AND UNLOADS ON YOUR ASS!!!!!
      you didn't wiggle!!!!

    • @sinautor16
      @sinautor16 Рік тому +1

      Yeah that's right

    • @ranranpoopants
      @ranranpoopants Рік тому

      Thanks for that dumbass opinion

    • @davefekete7187
      @davefekete7187 Рік тому +2

      I'm surprised people didn't already know this lol

    • @Anvilshock
      @Anvilshock Рік тому

      @@davefekete7187 I'm surprised you expected that there was someone asking to which that guy felt himself called upon for answering …

  • @Ryden0389
    @Ryden0389 Рік тому +17

    I ABSOLUTELY love the narrating part! :P Seeing alan get vindication was *muah* chefs kiss! Also why is Ben ALWAYS the voice of reason? Or is it just me?

    • @mikephoenix1992
      @mikephoenix1992 10 місяців тому +1

      Maybe it's to balance his freakishly UNreasonable character in the Bored skits. ;)

  • @gworfish
    @gworfish 3 роки тому +63

    The "punched in the dick" skit was sooo good. They each nailed their roles perfectly, with extra kudos to Ben.

  • @Fufstruck98910
    @Fufstruck98910 3 роки тому +23

    8:13 the inner loot goblin is calling to him

    • @GeneralDelta072
      @GeneralDelta072 3 роки тому +1

      Game logic! If you see a body in the middle of a field or an open area... You turn and hall butt out of there

    • @somebodyoutthere
      @somebodyoutthere 3 роки тому +2

      It's gollum

    • @risen143
      @risen143 3 роки тому +2

      Smeagol's a hobbit, not a goblin tho 😅.

    • @PlagueDocVR
      @PlagueDocVR 8 місяців тому

      @@risen143he wasn’t referencing lord of the rings in this comment he was just saying he can’t resist the loot and must loot it or this was satire

  • @vitalyvlasenko5495
    @vitalyvlasenko5495 2 роки тому +28

    3:33 that is one of the best episodes I've seen so far!
    "Будь ты проклят! Шухер! Пацаны, нас накроют щас! Жопа! АААА!" 😂

    • @viva_la_nature
      @viva_la_nature Рік тому +1

      Ага)

    • @DragonHeir8585
      @DragonHeir8585 Рік тому

      What is Rowan saying in Russian anyway?

    • @vitalyvlasenko5495
      @vitalyvlasenko5495 Рік тому

      @@DragonHeir8585 "Damn you! Attention [it's a prison slang word, hard to translate]! Guys, they are going to f**ing kill us all! Ass! Aaaa!"
      "Шухер" (sounds like "shoo kher") is a word that a criminal shouts to other criminals if he or she sees the cops during the commission of a crime.

    • @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR
      @RRrRRrrRRGoesBrrrRR 5 місяців тому

      ​@@DragonHeir8585God damn you, alarm! They gonna shoot us, boys, this is fckd up!

    • @hartwharton6969
      @hartwharton6969 4 місяці тому +1

      @@DragonHeir8585 "curse you! zex! guys, they're about to get us! f*ck! AAAA"

  • @MihaiD259
    @MihaiD259 2 роки тому +25

    15:14
    That was my first ever raid: got on to customs, I knew I had to extract but could not find an ingame map so I just wandered in the woods around dorms aimlessly until I had a fall and broken a leg... I panicked and tried to run, ate some cheese because I understood that it ges HP but I did not know about broken limbs... So I ran around and started to bleed and died with a blacked out vision, totally lost, near a road.

  • @mctyfun531
    @mctyfun531 3 роки тому +344

    Baelin the Fisherman: Nice day for fishing huh ha
    Tarkov merchant: Is it? I don't know.

  • @Johan_Wahyudi_
    @Johan_Wahyudi_ 3 роки тому +45

    8:04 That Smeagol's reference was really nailed it

  • @theoriginaljealot5946
    @theoriginaljealot5946 Рік тому +19

    This was already hilarious, but then the Lord of the Rings reference thrown in was so aptly done, it just took this to a whole new level. Very funny guys.

  • @samuelw4492
    @samuelw4492 2 роки тому +2

    @3:34 Rowan scav lining is the first thing that’s made me legit laugh out loud in a while good sh!t man

  • @thomasprout9298
    @thomasprout9298 3 роки тому +14

    13:09 the best part.

  • @reaperluke3518
    @reaperluke3518 3 роки тому +978

    I thought Dark Souls, Bloodborne or Sekiro were games for absolute masochists, but Tarkov takes the cake. It's literally Hell in videogame form

    • @hashaintswan
      @hashaintswan 2 роки тому

      what's funny cause Russians not really have a lot problems 👌

    • @thatcat1909
      @thatcat1909 Рік тому +2

      What about S.T.A.L.K.E.R?

    • @hashaintswan
      @hashaintswan Рік тому +35

      @@thatcat1909 well S.T.A.L.K.E.R is not that so hard if it not solyanka

    • @mikemhz
      @mikemhz Рік тому +6

      @@hashaintswan Anomaly and gamma are pretty hard

    • @hashaintswan
      @hashaintswan Рік тому +15

      @@mikemhz well i never saw Russian players complaining about it as hard

  • @ilshaguides
    @ilshaguides Рік тому +2

    "Wiggle!" Then the frantic short steps hitting your WASDs until you found the EQ keys was so absolutely perfect!

  • @TheEvilHippy91
    @TheEvilHippy91 Рік тому +7

    Man, Bens Outrageous scream is awesome haha

  • @usoxmob1
    @usoxmob1 3 роки тому +163

    "U did not ask me to wiggle....you were narrating your wiggle" 😂😂💀

  • @bigeaglegaming2645
    @bigeaglegaming2645 3 роки тому +56

    Love the dev meeting part I like to imagine that every dev meeting is like that now days

    • @8379_2
      @8379_2 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah I absolutly love this part!!!

  • @koota413
    @koota413 2 роки тому +5

    3:34 Damn you!
    3:38 Run! Whatch out! AAA!
    3:41 Аss!
    3:43 Come here you asshоlе!
    3:45 They will surround us now
    thx a lot!

  • @LSmallCatL
    @LSmallCatL 2 роки тому +7

    when Rowan starts talking Russian, I lost my shit. LMAO

  • @carlosmaciel2676
    @carlosmaciel2676 3 роки тому +33

    "Who are we escaping from?"
    In the start? Pretty much everyone and everything... Mainly legendary Scavs.

  • @wh00t14
    @wh00t14 3 роки тому +472

    LOOL, i laughed so hard when he started to speak Russian. I killed my teammate, he was behind me and he touched some key that made him speak in Russian i thought he was an enemy or a bot like a scav so i killed him xD

    • @dillonmann2557
      @dillonmann2557 3 роки тому

      Cap

    • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
      @vipervidsgamingplus5723 3 роки тому +3

      Damn, that would suck.

    • @hoovy2024
      @hoovy2024 2 роки тому +4

      damn you i hovered my mouse over your profile picture and only then i realized it was fake
      +1 point to you

    • @biggiechees8552
      @biggiechees8552 2 роки тому +1

      @@vipervidsgamingplus5723 no because if they choose the bear instead of an usec and press f1 he starts to speak russian

  • @DragonSkyShadow
    @DragonSkyShadow Рік тому +2

    I lost it when he screamed OUTRAGEOUS :)) 2:30

  • @fictionalgaming912
    @fictionalgaming912 2 роки тому +8

    I do not know if anyone else noticed but in the skit "Over Communicator" Alan looks like an exhausted sleep deprived person...pretty much what you are playing in EFT. Not sure if it was intentional or not, but it was perfect for EFT series.

  • @dudeman3973
    @dudeman3973 3 роки тому +804

    That entire conversation for the last skit is gold.
    "Mind I ask what you're going to do with that?"
    "One thing I might do with it is mind my business"

    • @FluffyFractalshard
      @FluffyFractalshard 3 роки тому +33

      my favourite is: "well this may strike you as odd, but i didnt actually bring any shampoo to tarkov" xD his super dry phrases are what givesme the most lolz

    • @acywei
      @acywei 3 роки тому +11

      Ben got ripped off. He got an SMG again and not an Assault Rifle.

    • @origamifan5515
      @origamifan5515 3 роки тому +7

      *Suddenly: Drama!* "I am gonna offer it to my son to go along with the blue one that was the last gift from his mother before she died in this warzone that we're now both trapped in which is why first-necessity products interest me more than printed paper. Happy?"

    • @KiddBuu_
      @KiddBuu_ 3 роки тому +2

      @@acywei And the UMP is garbage to boot.

  • @Daniel-kc6hu
    @Daniel-kc6hu 3 роки тому +273

    I killed my brother in Tarkov two years ago, he still brings it up to this day.

    • @Phantom-el6oe
      @Phantom-el6oe 3 роки тому +9

      You must have failed pretty baldy if he's able to

    • @callmeidk1682
      @callmeidk1682 2 роки тому +13

      If he still brings it up, I can’t imagine the loot he had.

    • @Kznarf
      @Kznarf 2 роки тому +9

      A friend left his mother to die in a gank in an mmorpg when he was a teenager and she brought it up at his wedding toast.

    • @robertlewis6915
      @robertlewis6915 2 роки тому +2

      Weird. I did the same thing about two years ago and he hasn't talked since. I'm worried about him.

  • @gtvlog7282
    @gtvlog7282 3 місяці тому +2

    13:17 bro’s honor meter went down

  • @TheGreyLineMatters
    @TheGreyLineMatters 4 місяці тому +1

    3 years later, still exactly like this, every day, all damn day long.

  • @Svet3YT
    @Svet3YT 3 роки тому +137

    4:39 escaping from tacos
    Automatic subtitles 10/10

  • @tkjie2462
    @tkjie2462 3 роки тому +156

    I still like Ben's screaming outrageous it was so good

  • @williampaine3520
    @williampaine3520 11 місяців тому +4

    Adam's ability to fall is outstanding

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 Рік тому +3

    I absolutely love Tarkov, but the learning curve was so, so, steep.

  • @mrtimurer
    @mrtimurer 3 роки тому +196

    Lmao rowan speaking russian scared me. Russian is my first language and I got confused

    • @jakefairbanks1504
      @jakefairbanks1504 3 роки тому +3

      Any chance at a translation?

    • @AceOfBlackjack
      @AceOfBlackjack 3 роки тому

      Translation

    • @mrtimurer
      @mrtimurer 3 роки тому +28

      @@AceOfBlackjack It's just some random lines that are unrellated to each other. One of them is "Damn you!" and the next one is "Ass!".

    • @mrtimurer
      @mrtimurer 3 роки тому

      @@jakefairbanks1504 I've answered a guy below

    • @kostyk79
      @kostyk79 3 роки тому +34

      @@jakefairbanks1504 The translation is: "God damn you! Get the fuck out! Ass! Come here, you shit! Guys, they gonna destroy us!"

  • @johnnyvig14
    @johnnyvig14 3 роки тому +82

    Ben: “OUTTRAGGEEOOUUSS!!!!”
    Had me dying here! Hahahahaha

  • @capnstewy55
    @capnstewy55 Рік тому +3

    I loved Spirit and Chickalinda playing at the end.

  • @mybodymychoice6557
    @mybodymychoice6557 Рік тому +4

    Don't know how many times I've watched this, but this is great. Perhaps that it is minimalist in its way (or vldl makes it look that way); well done :D

  • @kamjunwei906
    @kamjunwei906 3 роки тому +13

    2:35 +1 Recoil Control Skill

  • @D1ZZYDUDE
    @D1ZZYDUDE 3 роки тому +69

    Ben: So your gonna leave me hear then?
    Adam: yep, sorry dude
    Ben: *OOOOUUUUTTTTRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGIIIIOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSS*

  • @OffContentObi
    @OffContentObi 2 місяці тому +1

    The part that you have to examine every single item after new account or wipe is golden

  • @GypsyLeah
    @GypsyLeah 2 роки тому +2

    14:30 damn that's a nice tie

  • @Selfg12
    @Selfg12 2 роки тому +304

    I still remember being in a firefight with someone, dropping to prone after being hit, reloading on the ground and finishing them when they thought I was dead. I limped across the map thinking I'd bleed out, or get shot. Any bush I saw was safety, anything else was death. I got to extraction, and bailed. I stopped playing because I didn't want to lose any of my sweet sweet loot. lol

    • @courtneygardner6334
      @courtneygardner6334 Рік тому +32

      I have that habit as well. Anytime I start a family in a game I stop playing. Skyrim, for example, my guy is never going to fight alduin. I think his name is alduin. I never got past the 4th storyline quest. He has two daughters and Lydia as a wife and would never abandon them. SMH

    • @boilingman4357
      @boilingman4357 Рік тому +6

      @@courtneygardner6334 but that dragon will kill everyone or at least should kill all of them

    • @nickschu9057
      @nickschu9057 Рік тому +13

      But then the game wipes and all your loot you worked so hard for is now gone

    • @courtneygardner6334
      @courtneygardner6334 Рік тому +3

      @@nickschu9057 I spent 3 hours sculpting my orc. I will be happy that he had a natural lifespan. As for that dragon? I call hullshit. If it hasn't happened yet it won't happen now. Sometimes in pursuing a problem one creates the problem.

    • @symphonyofaria
      @symphonyofaria Рік тому +7

      @@courtneygardner6334 Uh what? The game doesn't end after the main quest. What on earth are you talking about?

  • @jordanverbeek5121
    @jordanverbeek5121 3 роки тому +9

    4:51 I love how Ben acts as the audience surrogate in all series outside of Bored.

  • @courtneyfenner7802
    @courtneyfenner7802 Рік тому

    I love how I had seen some of these on fb before I ever knew anything about Tarkov& i found them funny, and now that I know more about the game it's just that much more hilarious

  • @contessa.adella
    @contessa.adella 2 роки тому +16

    I laughed so much my head fell off.
    VLDL are brilliant observational comics and lampoonists👍
    Wiggle wiggle

  • @Assault223
    @Assault223 2 роки тому +6

    3:01 it’s less of a learning curve and more of a learning cliff on fire and covered in bears

  • @GunfighterAlpha
    @GunfighterAlpha 3 роки тому +61

    I've been playing EFT since day 1 post NDA and this is hands down the best, most accurate parody I've ever seen. Bravo gents.

  • @heythatsnotmywalrus2819
    @heythatsnotmywalrus2819 Рік тому +4

    Ben is ALWAYS a mood I can relate to.

  • @mrs2003r
    @mrs2003r Рік тому +3

    You forget about 11:30 if you left your body and stuff keep in map , you losse them for ever