I love how they absolutely only team killed each other, got killed by unseen enemies and just wandered around clueless in the game, no enemy kills whatsoever. Literally accurate new player experience right there.
I just hopped into Tarkov(I have 4 four raids under my belt, one of which is after the wipe today or yesterday) and am I glad I've played DayZ so I'm somewhat familiar with the feeling of losing everything in the matter of seconds and with only one mistake. But I have to say that my best game yet(the one after the wipe, when everyone is on even level in gear), in the map Streets of Tarkov, I fucked up by walking through underpass looking for exfil, and walked right into the streets above. And if you play Tarkov, you probably know what happened
@TheFinnishBaconShroom I'm going to take a guess and say you didn't send a flare and got sniped. If you have 2 monitors there are sights that have maps to atleast show you extraction areas, it's also best to learn streets right now because it will only get bigger.
@@dustinmoore1559 I don't even know what sending a flare means or does. But yeah, I got sniped by the end of the map sniper. And yeah, after that, I went back to the map in practice mode to wander around. Mostly because I don't want to do the same thing that I did with DayZ with the IZurvive app, which shows you the map and all points of interest and general loot pools
I hope they revisit it with some more deep Tarkov skits. Extract Camping, shoving graphics cards in your ass, hatchet runners, scav boss, the giga chad with the slick and airframes, etc.
I know, especially cause it's actually true in that case. If you are in your 20s/30s and don't have some health reason you couldn't, you really should be able to march a few kilometres if you need to. I mean I have RA and I can do that.
@@andrewbloom7694 Bro, I weigh 300 lbs and climbed a 14,000+ foot mountain the other day. Now sure, I was huffing like a freight train... but I can briskly walk (or lightly jog) indefinately.
@@dark6.6E-34Yea u do, about as quick lol i got so annoyed i filled a backpack with 140 pounds of stuff and ran for like 20 minutes, im not fit mind you
Tarkov Sounds like the Troll paradise version of Dayz Hard to obtain military hardware, next to nothing to do with it, with freeroaming untrusted entity's. Its gonna be a slaughter if your not teamed up
@@Eskimoso people will make suggestions to make it more accessible or fun, even just having more information in the game instead of having to use Google, and the nerds will be like "googling is fun, it's satisfying to research things" "your writing this now but play for 100 hours or so and it'll be better"
Imagine being a regular person not involved, walking by during filming and seeing a dude in a gurney wearing a full body cast. In the middle of nowhere
The whole "Wiggle" thing is even more hilarious now that "The Wiggle That Killed Tarkov" video is out and it shows so many hackers/cheaters wiggling at each other.
How to be a chad: have over 20 mil, know every player spawn in the game, know what ammo to get, run to a camping spot off the bat to snipe new players, profit.
@@floridasoldat hi, it’s me 2 weeks after, I just wanted to let this guy that commented know that I also saw that part in the video in which this quote was said. As he found it comedic and took time out of his day just to repeat something from the video without adding anything substantial to his comment.
Loved how well Rowan nonchalantly delivered the line "Shampoo dog" in response to buying a gun. Put into perspective how ridiculous a trade like that is ahaha
In an environment like that when you haven't washed your hair in 2 weeks you'd make that trade too if you had 13 rifles. Hygiene over hardware. Ya only got two hands and one life. ;)
@@taiham3003 nobody cares about hygiene in a environment like that xD ammo would be more valuable then any shampoo bottle or toothpaste could ever be if u might die any second
Game is one of the most annoying things Ive ever played, bots are so ridiculous in places like labs and other areas that even if your stacked to all hell it takes an absurd amount of bullets to kill them while they can jack you up with 3 aimbot headshots.
@@pandahsykes602 man you just bad at aiming and the tame, if you play alot raiders and bosses wont even have time to shoot you, i dont even remember when was the last time i died to a bot or raider
@@jonwilkinson9695 He shouts something like "Damn you! Quick, get out of here! Aaargh! Ass! Come over here you're piece of shit! Guys, they're gonna get us! Aaaaah!"
@@IronWarhorsesFun i have so much ammo for guns i don't even like or use in my cases, i hoard rigs for space, i hoard player made expensive guns and only run cheap guns
You know there was a Dev in the back screaming "Look, your making it a pvp environment with minimal pvp equipment. The least you can do is add some interactive or buildable entertainment, so the PvE players dont run off"
my favourite is: "well this may strike you as odd, but i didnt actually bring any shampoo to tarkov" xD his super dry phrases are what givesme the most lolz
*Suddenly: Drama!* "I am gonna offer it to my son to go along with the blue one that was the last gift from his mother before she died in this warzone that we're now both trapped in which is why first-necessity products interest me more than printed paper. Happy?"
LOOL, i laughed so hard when he started to speak Russian. I killed my teammate, he was behind me and he touched some key that made him speak in Russian i thought he was an enemy or a bot like a scav so i killed him xD
Omg yeah, the others brace themselves for the fall but Adam looks like he's completely unconscious. I'm sure they all had something soft to fall on but it is still hard to stop yourself from worrying you're gonna miss the mattress (or whatever else).
I still remember being in a firefight with someone, dropping to prone after being hit, reloading on the ground and finishing them when they thought I was dead. I limped across the map thinking I'd bleed out, or get shot. Any bush I saw was safety, anything else was death. I got to extraction, and bailed. I stopped playing because I didn't want to lose any of my sweet sweet loot. lol
I have that habit as well. Anytime I start a family in a game I stop playing. Skyrim, for example, my guy is never going to fight alduin. I think his name is alduin. I never got past the 4th storyline quest. He has two daughters and Lydia as a wife and would never abandon them. SMH
@@nickschu9057 I spent 3 hours sculpting my orc. I will be happy that he had a natural lifespan. As for that dragon? I call hullshit. If it hasn't happened yet it won't happen now. Sometimes in pursuing a problem one creates the problem.
Lol for some reason even just the way the dealer grabs items when looking for attachments and just drags them across the other items on the table has me cracking up. This was anazing.
@@triune_blades Don't get me started about games where you can't climb over/around a 1m tall crate. Bitch I'm as sedentary as they come IRL and I can easily scale a 3m perfectly vertical rock containment wall with unstable rocks you can't pull yourself up from, as long as there is a tree or something to wedge myself against. I know because I'VE DONE IT. And somehow a trained elite soldier can't figure out how to raise his leg over a crate? It's just lazy game design.
"This game is not supposed to be fun. It is meant to be exhausting and punishing." - Nikita, the developer in one of the Twitch broadcasts. Edit: Comments turned into a war because Tarkov community is toxic as shit and you cant talk bad things about this shit game.
@@davidcarp1034 It's their fault for not doing enough research on the game. They should already know that the game is punishing and hard before buying the game.
Doesn't matter if it plays like shit and all they do is maintenance and bring new content, and not fix the core issues with the game that makes playing experience pretty trash
It’s amazing to see how far you guys have come in terms of production. The quality has always been there, but to think that this channel started by making parody music videos about Starcraft and the ‘skits’ started with the Hearthstone PSA’s (maybe it was a Bored episode, I can’t remember exactly) AND it started with just Rowan and Allen, basically, and now we have all of these AWESOME people involved like Britt, Adam, Ben, Hamish, etc... it’s honestly incredible. I’m so glad that you guys never stopped pursuing your dreams and making videos regularly that never lose their quality. It’s to the point where I can watch a supercut 2-3 times and still enjoy it just as much as the first time! On top of that I see/learn things that I didn’t on the first watch through. Just wanted to say that you guys are awesome and I’m SO glad you never stopped making content. Quality content with humor/drama/suspense/whatever you guys want to do you do it and you do it well because of the passion you pour into it! I’m so glad I subscribed and I’m also super happy that I decided to support you guys in Patreon! Keep livin’ the dirt league life bois! We’ll hit ‘Viva La Diamond League’ eventually I’m sure. ❤️🤓👍
can we all just agree how the items at 6:00 are all blacked out and the motion tracking for the cover is SPOT ON? the guys at Corridor Crew can't even get this level of quality and they do this for a living.
you think the guys that get paid to do literal PROFESSIONAL level VFX work for movies and actual Hollywood entertainment can't track something that easily?
The funny thing about the barters is that all the examples they gave are real good deals and were pretty hilarious to think about when i first started playing.
@@DragonHeir8585 "Damn you! Attention [it's a prison slang word, hard to translate]! Guys, they are going to f**ing kill us all! Ass! Aaaa!" "Шухер" (sounds like "shoo kher") is a word that a criminal shouts to other criminals if he or she sees the cops during the commission of a crime.
Since you seem to be russian speaking, would mind translating what Rowan was saying, please? Probably nothing fun, but I am curious and my russian is limited to 5 words :P.
@@philipperinguette3370 actually, i can:t fully express meaning of this in english, but another variation is "Guys, its going to explode", the first word is he says "Patsany" = "guys", next word "schas" = "now", and last one "nakroet" means something is going to hit (explosion, not always that, but most often it is)
@@philipperinguette3370 also he says things like "jopa" = "ass", meaning something bad happened or "bud' ti proklyat" = let you be cursed, and other useless stuff(but funny)
I ABSOLUTELY love the narrating part! :P Seeing alan get vindication was *muah* chefs kiss! Also why is Ben ALWAYS the voice of reason? Or is it just me?
Believe it or not, the way you've portrayed the game makes me want to play. It sounds a lot like the dark souls of FPS games and entertainingly aggravating
Why not try things irl if you like “punishing” games? Get a high quality gbb airsoft pistol (maybe with the sbr stuff) and a rifle someone may be able to convert to an actual firearm and practice.
@@bunk95 I would, but that hobby is kinda more expensive than Tarkov. By A LOT )). Actually I do worry I might not have the health for that at the time I got cash enough to not affect the family by such expenses :D.
In the back of your mind you know there is only junk on that body. However the little voice pops in saying "Just think there could be some good stuff on that body? Possibly an M32A1 Grenade Launcher?.... Won't know until you take a peak" 30 seconds later In your last seconds of life, you ponder "Yep.... no good stuff....'
Veteran teams often divide to flank positions or comb the territory, or move in groups of two. annemunition and operatordrewski does this a lot, especially drewski on interchange doing super wide solo flanks.
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I love how they absolutely only team killed each other, got killed by unseen enemies and just wandered around clueless in the game, no enemy kills whatsoever. Literally accurate new player experience right there.
I just hopped into Tarkov(I have 4 four raids under my belt, one of which is after the wipe today or yesterday) and am I glad I've played DayZ so I'm somewhat familiar with the feeling of losing everything in the matter of seconds and with only one mistake.
But I have to say that my best game yet(the one after the wipe, when everyone is on even level in gear), in the map Streets of Tarkov, I fucked up by walking through underpass looking for exfil, and walked right into the streets above. And if you play Tarkov, you probably know what happened
@@thefinnishbaconshroom head: eyes
that ulach ain’t gonna do nothing if you get shot in the face
@TheFinnishBaconShroom I'm going to take a guess and say you didn't send a flare and got sniped. If you have 2 monitors there are sights that have maps to atleast show you extraction areas, it's also best to learn streets right now because it will only get bigger.
@@dustinmoore1559 I don't even know what sending a flare means or does. But yeah, I got sniped by the end of the map sniper.
And yeah, after that, I went back to the map in practice mode to wander around.
Mostly because I don't want to do the same thing that I did with DayZ with the IZurvive app, which shows you the map and all points of interest and general loot pools
@@thefinnishbaconshroom Just spawn as scav to learn the map, get some loot, head eyes some nub and loot their shyte. Easy as раз два три.
I like how they've written absolutely no jokes. They are just reciting what every single tarkov player has been through.
Don't think anyone has ever done that in beginning of a raid
And if so they needa stop playing lmao
Yes. That is the literal definition of this series of videos.
@@Tavis15ify they have and they did lol
@@Tavis15ify yes my first match didnt know what to do so i shot one and like 8 of them shot me
@@Tavis15ify This is the first raid of a new player lol chill little elitist child
"Alright, I am approaching three, i count three, dead idiots"
Gets me every time i watch it
I know I laughed for awhile and it was hilarious since he doesn't really get more skits like that
Pity, they shoulda listened. :)
@@PhoenixofEclipse shame. lol
Adam can't use a gas trap in tarkov. He can't get the shirt, pants, and sexy dances that make him happy either. ☹
Favorite part lol
1:26 "this aint no game...its a prison.." had me dying. Love these guys
It clearly didn't "have you dying", because you were healthy enough to make this idiotic comment.
I died on that part too you’re so funny guys 😂😂
Day z
ngl they forgot the "new player wants to Open door quietly but Kicks it cause its locked" part
Happened to me doe💀
Scared the shit out of me the first time I did it xD
I hope they revisit it with some more deep Tarkov skits. Extract Camping, shoving graphics cards in your ass, hatchet runners, scav boss, the giga chad with the slick and airframes, etc.
yeah, "new players" right, I still do it all the time when I forget my keys lol
Knocks* hey bro I come in peace let’s form an alliance-
KPLoW
Door falls down
The amount of times I had to ask my teammates “is that you walking” is just absurd
Bro i shoot my teamate 5 times accidently just cus he didnt answer if he was walking.
Crouch check fam
Wearing a colored arm band just because it may give some players pause xD
Tarkov is the most overhyped game ever.
@@Dornpunzel is the game to strong you are too weak
"I'm more fit than this in real life!" was my favorite part.
I know, especially cause it's actually true in that case. If you are in your 20s/30s and don't have some health reason you couldn't, you really should be able to march a few kilometres if you need to. I mean I have RA and I can do that.
@@andrewbloom7694 Bro, I weigh 300 lbs and climbed a 14,000+ foot mountain the other day. Now sure, I was huffing like a freight train... but I can briskly walk (or lightly jog) indefinately.
@@benruss4130 cap
@@andrewbloom7694 do you run out of stamina in the game without gear? Cuz military stuff is hefty
@@dark6.6E-34Yea u do, about as quick
lol i got so annoyed i filled a backpack with 140 pounds of stuff and ran for like 20 minutes, im not fit mind you
I lost it at the trader skit. Whoever wrote it deserves an award. Also the actors too.
“One thing I might do with it is mind my business”
"We wanna make Tarkov basically feel like getting punched in the d!ck." -Nikita
And this feeling is stupidly addicting XD
@@fdsaXD no kidding. I didn't realize I was into homoerotic CBT but goddamnit here we are and yep, it hurts so good.
@@KickstandOptional this game makes me rage quit every night and exited to play it in the morning 😭😭😭😭
Lol did he really say that?
@@dylanthevillain1666 yeah
"Guys I don't think we're going to have fun this game" Is probably the most accurate description of Tarkov lol
Tarkov Sounds like the Troll paradise version of Dayz
Hard to obtain military hardware, next to nothing to do with it, with freeroaming untrusted entity's. Its gonna be a slaughter if your not teamed up
Lol
I don't understand why people play a game that's not a fun at all
@@Eskimoso makes them feel special or some BS
@@Eskimoso people will make suggestions to make it more accessible or fun, even just having more information in the game instead of having to use Google, and the nerds will be like "googling is fun, it's satisfying to research things" "your writing this now but play for 100 hours or so and it'll be better"
Imagine being a regular person not involved, walking by during filming and seeing a dude in a gurney wearing a full body cast. In the middle of nowhere
With a gun.
I am laughing out loud 😂😂🤝
2:29 also screaming like solid snake
And yelling wiggle
@@ardizain6849 LMAO
The whole "Wiggle" thing is even more hilarious now that "The Wiggle That Killed Tarkov" video is out and it shows so many hackers/cheaters wiggling at each other.
They still right on wiggling to confirm teammate. Just that the cheaters adopted it :'(
“Yea, mate just having a great time. Playing Tarkov, having a great time, fun fun fun” - Ben
You also watched the video??? I thought I was the only one watching the video😒
Mahim Majee
Just pointing out the quote that I found hilarious, while you’re getting annoyed for some reason
@@Zack_Zander don't mind him, he's small pp
I don't know what kind of answer his buddy was expecting after asking that question.
I love that part too. :)
I don't even play tarkov or know anything about it. But this content is gold.
Tarkov feels like being punched in the dick
Ryan Thompson Guitarist
The next update better make it feel like getting kicked in the cock
@@Zack_Zander bruh
Same here 😂
Same
"Who are we escaping FROM?"
Chads. You must escape from the Chads.
You must escape from the streamers
Sanitar. We are escaping from Sanitar.
You REALLY gotta escape the rat attack
How to be a chad: have over 20 mil, know every player spawn in the game, know what ammo to get, run to a camping spot off the bat to snipe new players, profit.
@@christianbarrera3614 "camping"? chads don't camp. chads go triple laser 60 rounder m4 in your face
3:36 Rowan bursting out into Russian and not knowning wtf is happening either is just gold. lmao
"I've got cash, I've got literal money"
"Don't care, that costs a bottle of shampoo" LMAO 😂
Omg I also watched that part of the video bro 😎
@@SoggyVirtuoso lol... what
@@floridasoldat hi, it’s me 2 weeks after, I just wanted to let this guy that commented know that I also saw that part in the video in which this quote was said. As he found it comedic and took time out of his day just to repeat something from the video without adding anything substantial to his comment.
@@SoggyVirtuoso ah, got it lol. Yeah that can get pretty annoying sometimes lol.
Is that for real? Like, is that literally what it costs in game?
Loved how well Rowan nonchalantly delivered the line "Shampoo dog" in response to buying a gun. Put into perspective how ridiculous a trade like that is ahaha
In an environment like that when you haven't washed your hair in 2 weeks you'd make that trade too if you had 13 rifles. Hygiene over hardware. Ya only got two hands and one life. ;)
@@taiham3003 nobody cares about hygiene in a environment like that xD ammo would be more valuable then any shampoo bottle or toothpaste could ever be if u might die any second
@@taiham3003 ok bud sure
@@taiham3003 ok good point but... Horse statue
@@jfv2312 Obviously a fertility statue for it's association with the mustang. Clearly he's an expert at bartering for his needs.
"Aren't we supposed to be trained operatives? I'm fitter than this is real life."
The exact words from my mouth hahahahhaha
A Tarkov character can sprint and jog alternately with an 80lb loadout and do it for 40 minutes. Not a ton of people can do that IRL.
2:30
One of the greatest deliveries ever performed on Earth. Well done.
This video made me get Tarkov. I can't believe how accurate this is.
Edit: I have severe PTSD from getting jumped by scavs.
All fun and games till a slick altyn boi runs at you fron across the map
Mosin your way to the top boyo, that’s the only way us rats survive ... and don’t forget to build your hideout ; it helps ....
Game is one of the most annoying things Ive ever played, bots are so ridiculous in places like labs and other areas that even if your stacked to all hell it takes an absurd amount of bullets to kill them while they can jack you up with 3 aimbot headshots.
@@pandahsykes602 man you just bad at aiming and the tame, if you play alot raiders and bosses wont even have time to shoot you, i dont even remember when was the last time i died to a bot or raider
@@MrGreenBeanBeenBeanin decent ammo will let you one shot raiders w a headshot
"I'm fitter than this in real life"
Dead😂😂😂😂
look at the dev he is obese :(
@@noah_hill Don't be mean to the Lord Nikita
@@noah_hill nikita is not obese bruh wym
@@Zvyezdavodna he is 300 pounds
@@noah_hill bruh
“This isn’t a game. This is a prison.” Lmaoo
8:22: TURN AROUND, TURN AROUND, OVER HERE, MWAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.
I lost it when Rowan started shouting in Russian. 😂
Same 🤣
😂😂😂😂
3:36
Anyone know what he said?
@@jonwilkinson9695 He shouts something like "Damn you! Quick, get out of here! Aaargh! Ass! Come over here you're piece of shit! Guys, they're gonna get us! Aaaaah!"
"A real, confusing, horrible experience" Guys you've nailed it so hard it's great
One of the most accurate and fun vid ever lol
Wish I didn't get it
SO basically it's a REAL RUSSIAN ARMY SPETNATZ TRANING SIM, that turns you into a peranoid, 2nd amendment, ammo-hoarding survivalist?
@@IronWarhorsesFun yep
@@IronWarhorsesFun i have so much ammo for guns i don't even like or use in my cases, i hoard rigs for space, i hoard player made expensive guns and only run cheap guns
these tarkov ones is usually one of my favorite
I love the PUBG ones but there hasn’t been one in a while
@@brooo9616 yeah it's been a month since the last one
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@@gamingwithronpubgm3615 stop spaming
GAMINGWITHRON Pubgm
No one cares, and I doubt that anyone who subscribe even care about watching
I really like the "Dev Meeting" skit lol, especially Ben's reaction being cut off his suggestions XD
You know there was a Dev in the back screaming
"Look, your making it a pvp environment with minimal pvp equipment. The least you can do is add some interactive or buildable entertainment, so the PvE players dont run off"
As a game developer this was my favorite! In all honestly I wish more teams worked that way. Too many teams are too afraid to treat games as art
@@AntonAdelson usually ends up with a bad game
"One thing I might do with it is mind my business" Was caught so off guard on that one. 🤣🤣
That entire conversation for the last skit is gold.
"Mind I ask what you're going to do with that?"
"One thing I might do with it is mind my business"
my favourite is: "well this may strike you as odd, but i didnt actually bring any shampoo to tarkov" xD his super dry phrases are what givesme the most lolz
Ben got ripped off. He got an SMG again and not an Assault Rifle.
*Suddenly: Drama!* "I am gonna offer it to my son to go along with the blue one that was the last gift from his mother before she died in this warzone that we're now both trapped in which is why first-necessity products interest me more than printed paper. Happy?"
@@acywei And the UMP is garbage to boot.
“This is bullshit. I’m gonna go play Sea of Theives”
Red it as it happened
Timmy
Oh i see casual virgin
I thought Dark Souls, Bloodborne or Sekiro were games for absolute masochists, but Tarkov takes the cake. It's literally Hell in videogame form
what's funny cause Russians not really have a lot problems 👌
What about S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
@@thatcat1909 well S.T.A.L.K.E.R is not that so hard if it not solyanka
@@hashaintswan Anomaly and gamma are pretty hard
@@mikemhz well i never saw Russian players complaining about it as hard
19:15 No words, just puts a jar on the table with a heavy thunk.
"You were narrating your own wiggle"... I'm dying 🤣
You have cancer?
Aids? Leprosy?
@@raid6477 you don't have a pp
@@wolfheart5408 Not what your mum said
I've watched all the parts like 2 or 3 times
Me: clicks anyway and watches again
viva la dirt episodes are very re-watchable
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@@gamingwithronpubgm3615 stop spaming
Lurdo
That's the only logical thing to do!
@AARON CHENG SIVA KUMAR Moe is he really?
i really love your merchant character. rowan is just too good at playing absurd characters.
I dont know man
Look, i dont know
😂👌
Bodger's teenage son vibes 😂
Ooh la la
Unfortunately the Tarkov Logic series was very short. It was so freaking funny. We could see the actual struggle from you guys playing the game.
Wish they did more of these...would be hilarious to see them on streets lol.
@@dienvidbriedis1184 cheaters in every lobby does not help tarkov either
Honestly I doubt they continued playing the game to even get any more ideas 😂
LOOL, i laughed so hard when he started to speak Russian. I killed my teammate, he was behind me and he touched some key that made him speak in Russian i thought he was an enemy or a bot like a scav so i killed him xD
Cap
Damn, that would suck.
@@vipervidsgamingplus5723 no because if they choose the bear instead of an usec and press f1 he starts to speak russian
@5:12 that fall from Adam was pure commitment!!! These small details make vldl soo great! Love you guys and Happy New Year 🤗❤🤘
Omg yeah, the others brace themselves for the fall but Adam looks like he's completely unconscious.
I'm sure they all had something soft to fall on but it is still hard to stop yourself from worrying you're gonna miss the mattress (or whatever else).
This literally gives me PTSD. I play Tarkov all the time. It couldn’t be more accurate lol
It doesn't literally give you ptsd mate
@@millerturq4418 ok mr psychologist
@@eliwatson7936 😁😁
No, being in a real war, like the Iraq war which is where I was, shooting people for real, gives you PTSD, not a dumbass game.
Why?
I love how Alan is so good at portraying "getting shot" 😂 10:54
These guys never disappoint ❤
I still remember being in a firefight with someone, dropping to prone after being hit, reloading on the ground and finishing them when they thought I was dead. I limped across the map thinking I'd bleed out, or get shot. Any bush I saw was safety, anything else was death. I got to extraction, and bailed. I stopped playing because I didn't want to lose any of my sweet sweet loot. lol
I have that habit as well. Anytime I start a family in a game I stop playing. Skyrim, for example, my guy is never going to fight alduin. I think his name is alduin. I never got past the 4th storyline quest. He has two daughters and Lydia as a wife and would never abandon them. SMH
@@courtneygardner6334 but that dragon will kill everyone or at least should kill all of them
But then the game wipes and all your loot you worked so hard for is now gone
@@nickschu9057 I spent 3 hours sculpting my orc. I will be happy that he had a natural lifespan. As for that dragon? I call hullshit. If it hasn't happened yet it won't happen now. Sometimes in pursuing a problem one creates the problem.
@@courtneygardner6334 Uh what? The game doesn't end after the main quest. What on earth are you talking about?
Baelin the Fisherman: Nice day for fishing huh ha
Tarkov merchant: Is it? I don't know.
McTyfun I APPROVED :D
8:04 That Smeagol's reference was really nailed it
Lol for some reason even just the way the dealer grabs items when looking for attachments and just drags them across the other items on the table has me cracking up. This was anazing.
"One thing I might do with it is mind my own business."
I wanna use that line in real life one day
Have you yet?
Have you??
@@galil5386 I bought a coffee and someone asked me why and my response was that yea
@@moistnugget4147 Proud of you
honestly its a great line. hopefully i get an opportunity as well
I've been playing EFT since day 1 post NDA and this is hands down the best, most accurate parody I've ever seen. Bravo gents.
I killed my brother in Tarkov two years ago, he still brings it up to this day.
You must have failed pretty baldy if he's able to
A friend left his mother to die in a gank in an mmorpg when he was a teenager and she brought it up at his wedding toast.
Weird. I did the same thing about two years ago and he hasn't talked since. I'm worried about him.
These were the videos that got me into Tarkov. Some 3K hours later, and I'm still punching myself in the dink.
The "punched in the dick" skit was sooo good. They each nailed their roles perfectly, with extra kudos to Ben.
When Ben said outrageous it was the most outrageous thing I heard
When you commented on an outrageous comment, it was the most outrageous thing I have ever seen.
Sniper X
When you reply on an outrageous comment is the most outrageous I’ve ever seen
@@Zack_Zander when I see the guy who replied outrageously to the other person it was the most outragous thing I ever seen
Sounded like a death metal song out Regis screamo version
@Lost yet Found your comment is outrageous
“This ain’t no game, it’s a prison.”😂😂
Kept waiting for someone to frantically start stuffing backpacks inside other backpacks
lmao that wouldve been too good
Love the dev meeting part I like to imagine that every dev meeting is like that now days
Yeah I absolutly love this part!!!
"I'm fitter than this in real life." lmao
I've said that line while playing other FPS games. I'll sprint for 4 or 5 seconds in the game and I'm out of breath. Haha
Can't relate
@@triune_blades Don't get me started about games where you can't climb over/around a 1m tall crate. Bitch I'm as sedentary as they come IRL and I can easily scale a 3m perfectly vertical rock containment wall with unstable rocks you can't pull yourself up from, as long as there is a tree or something to wedge myself against. I know because I'VE DONE IT. And somehow a trained elite soldier can't figure out how to raise his leg over a crate?
It's just lazy game design.
then you got games like rust where your character can sprint forever. but stay underwater for longer than 5 seconds and you start drowning.
@@demoniack81 I wouldnt quite say lazy, considering tons other details in the game.
"Who are we escaping from?"
In the start? Pretty much everyone and everything... Mainly legendary Scavs.
ALAN walking past his dead comrades roasting them had me in tears
"U did not ask me to wiggle....you were narrating your wiggle" 😂😂💀
Fruit salad, yummy yummy
4:39 escaping from tacos
Automatic subtitles 10/10
Chuck off yeah we're escaping from Tacos!
@REAL RUSSIAN ...
yep thats mine too
i had escaping from charcoal.
"This game is not supposed to be fun. It is meant to be exhausting and punishing." - Nikita, the developer in one of the Twitch broadcasts.
Edit: Comments turned into a war because Tarkov community is toxic as shit and you cant talk bad things about this shit game.
which is basically a scam if you ask me. people pay over $100 expecting a "game" and they get punched in the dick.
@@davidcarp1034 It's their fault for not doing enough research on the game. They should already know that the game is punishing and hard before buying the game.
I play games to escape reality not to get beat into it lol..thank God I never got this game lol
Doesn't matter if it plays like shit and all they do is maintenance and bring new content, and not fix the core issues with the game that makes playing experience pretty trash
@@jacobruiz8269 your just bad
Every pitch black object that he picks up at 6:18 is actually how that object would look if it was coated in Vanta Black.
OPENS FIRE AND UNLOADS ON YOUR ASS!!!!!
you didn't wiggle!!!!
Yeah that's right
Thanks for that dumbass opinion
I'm surprised people didn't already know this lol
@@davefekete7187 I'm surprised you expected that there was someone asking to which that guy felt himself called upon for answering …
It’s amazing to see how far you guys have come in terms of production. The quality has always been there, but to think that this channel started by making parody music videos about Starcraft and the ‘skits’ started with the Hearthstone PSA’s (maybe it was a Bored episode, I can’t remember exactly) AND it started with just Rowan and Allen, basically, and now we have all of these AWESOME people involved like Britt, Adam, Ben, Hamish, etc... it’s honestly incredible. I’m so glad that you guys never stopped pursuing your dreams and making videos regularly that never lose their quality. It’s to the point where I can watch a supercut 2-3 times and still enjoy it just as much as the first time! On top of that I see/learn things that I didn’t on the first watch through. Just wanted to say that you guys are awesome and I’m SO glad you never stopped making content. Quality content with humor/drama/suspense/whatever you guys want to do you do it and you do it well because of the passion you pour into it! I’m so glad I subscribed and I’m also super happy that I decided to support you guys in Patreon! Keep livin’ the dirt league life bois! We’ll hit ‘Viva La Diamond League’ eventually I’m sure. ❤️🤓👍
can we all just agree how the items at 6:00 are all blacked out and the motion tracking for the cover is SPOT ON? the guys at Corridor Crew can't even get this level of quality and they do this for a living.
Pretty sure they can do it. The challenges and stuff they are doing are mostly done in like an hour or a day if its something big. Great scene though
dont want to play it down but if you got the right software - preferably Adobe After Effects and know how to use it correctly its a pice of cake :D
Can't you just think something without needing me to agree with you
Yes they can. Jesus.
you think the guys that get paid to do literal PROFESSIONAL level VFX work for movies and actual Hollywood entertainment can't track something that easily?
Ben: “OUTTRAGGEEOOUUSS!!!!”
Had me dying here! Hahahahaha
The dev meeting is absolutely wholesome and great. Amazing video
8:13 the inner loot goblin is calling to him
Game logic! If you see a body in the middle of a field or an open area... You turn and hall butt out of there
It's gollum
Smeagol's a hobbit, not a goblin tho 😅.
@@risen143he wasn’t referencing lord of the rings in this comment he was just saying he can’t resist the loot and must loot it or this was satire
I wish they did a sea of thieves series. Rowan saying “F**k it, I’m playing sea of thieves!” Made me want a new series
How could they film that? I imagine it'd be mostly green screen lol
There is nothing to show
I still like Ben's screaming outrageous it was so good
Same
It is his trading mark! :) Manager privileges BOUI...
well that is outrageous
"Its in the title mate, escape from *Charcoal* "
The editing in the Trader scene was fire! I didn't even know the items were CG blacked out till later
Yeah I dunno
.... How did you THINK they were being blacked out?
Have I seen all of these? Yes
Am I going to watch it all again? Hell yes
Specs, yeah. These are great no matter how many times you watch them
Ben: So your gonna leave me hear then?
Adam: yep, sorry dude
Ben: *OOOOUUUUTTTTRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGIIIIOOOOOUUUUUSSSSSSS*
16:41 *snaps* "Just like real warfare" love that part...
The funny thing about the barters is that all the examples they gave are real good deals and were pretty hilarious to think about when i first started playing.
4:51 I love how Ben acts as the audience surrogate in all series outside of Bored.
Love this 😂😂
Gotta agree, it is pretty funny.😂
well if they just didn't keep escalating that they could have won the game🤣
Hey didn’t think to see you here
YO MOBSTER!
Lmao rowan speaking russian scared me. Russian is my first language and I got confused
Any chance at a translation?
Translation
@@AceOfBlackjack It's just some random lines that are unrellated to each other. One of them is "Damn you!" and the next one is "Ass!".
@@jakefairbanks1504 I've answered a guy below
@@jakefairbanks1504 The translation is: "God damn you! Get the fuck out! Ass! Come here, you shit! Guys, they gonna destroy us!"
3:33 that is one of the best episodes I've seen so far!
"Будь ты проклят! Шухер! Пацаны, нас накроют щас! Жопа! АААА!" 😂
Ага)
What is Rowan saying in Russian anyway?
@@DragonHeir8585 "Damn you! Attention [it's a prison slang word, hard to translate]! Guys, they are going to f**ing kill us all! Ass! Aaaa!"
"Шухер" (sounds like "shoo kher") is a word that a criminal shouts to other criminals if he or she sees the cops during the commission of a crime.
@@DragonHeir8585God damn you, alarm! They gonna shoot us, boys, this is fckd up!
@@DragonHeir8585 "curse you! zex! guys, they're about to get us! f*ck! AAAA"
Nobody:
Actually nobody:
Rowan: ПАЦАНЫ ЩАС НАКРОЕТ
Since you seem to be russian speaking, would mind translating what Rowan was saying, please? Probably nothing fun, but I am curious and my russian is limited to 5 words :P.
@@philipperinguette3370 Hi, he says something like "Guys, it(grenade) will cover(hit) us " in a low-language manner
@@philipperinguette3370 actually, i can:t fully express meaning of this in english, but another variation is "Guys, its going to explode", the first word is he says "Patsany" = "guys", next word "schas" = "now", and last one "nakroet" means something is going to hit (explosion, not always that, but most often it is)
@@philipperinguette3370 also he says things like "jopa" = "ass", meaning something bad happened or "bud' ti proklyat" = let you be cursed, and other useless stuff(but funny)
@@maksymtroian3991 Thank you. I wasn't expecting Rowan to says something intelligible in russian of course.
That outrageous at 2:30 is still one of the best yet.
The wiggle is so spot on, it's bad how good we are at wiggling lol
I ABSOLUTELY love the narrating part! :P Seeing alan get vindication was *muah* chefs kiss! Also why is Ben ALWAYS the voice of reason? Or is it just me?
Maybe it's to balance his freakishly UNreasonable character in the Bored skits. ;)
The one with them all injured at 1:07 is my favorite and I just love Ben.
3:01 it’s less of a learning curve and more of a learning cliff on fire and covered in bears
The blooper reel for this has to be golden.
@3:34 Rowan scav lining is the first thing that’s made me legit laugh out loud in a while good sh!t man
Getting rest of your team casually HEAD-EYEd in ten seconds is pretty real
Still waiting for the "the teammate that's a loot goblin" sketch.
I said I’m sorry! The weapons crate was just looking so juicy ;(
Dont do it is the loot goblin one.
Ah yes, I’m a Hoover myself. Nice to meet you
Just saying somebody's gotta collect shit
The tarkov ones are so good it doesn't even matter ive already watched them before.
Believe it or not, the way you've portrayed the game makes me want to play. It sounds a lot like the dark souls of FPS games and entertainingly aggravating
It is. My first 3 games I got shot in the head within 30 seconds by a guy in a bush because I uncrouched lmao
It is the dark souls of games 3rd wipe and I fucking hate this game but guess who still plays it
Is more like the Elden Ring Erdtree of fps games.
Why not try things irl if you like “punishing” games?
Get a high quality gbb airsoft pistol (maybe with the sbr stuff) and a rifle someone may be able to convert to an actual firearm and practice.
@@bunk95 I would, but that hobby is kinda more expensive than Tarkov. By A LOT )). Actually I do worry I might not have the health for that at the time I got cash enough to not affect the family by such expenses :D.
Everybody gangsta until rowan starts speaking russian
дарова ебать
@@vebyza and now I feel like Bert Kreischer
The russian scream is always got me . lol
13:09 the best part.
The end of this video nearly killed me, literally, I started choking on nothing
"I'm fitter then this in real life"
That's honestly god damn hilarious
Edit: god damn the ending 😂🤣😂👍
lvl 1 usec runs for 6 seconds and has an asthma attack, my obese ass can run at least 20 seconds before hitting that attack
Cringe emojis
Fuck, man, I can run better than that in full kit and I’m not really a shining example of fitness.
What's even funnier is that my character(starting) is more fit than me.
@@pointblank986 cringe thats so cringe lmao cringe imagen being cringe
What makes this work is the fact they all play things dead serious lol. The joke being that they're 'not' joking making it frigging hilarious lol
We need another Tarkov run from you guys!
It's been 2 years. This is still precision accurate.
So, is it precise or accurate? There's a difference, you know.
@@Anvilshockprecisely accurate
@@Anvilshockaccurately precise
i saw this a year ago, before i started playing. these hit a lot more close to home now that i'm well into my first wipe.
7:45 is totally me.
Un looted pmc = trap
@@markunit72 _but maybe an AI scav killed him..._ 🤩
In the back of your mind you know there is only junk on that body. However the little voice pops in saying "Just think there could be some good stuff on that body? Possibly an M32A1 Grenade Launcher?.... Won't know until you take a peak"
30 seconds later
In your last seconds of life, you ponder "Yep.... no good stuff....'
14:00... "We want to strip all the fun out of the game"
Sounds like modern game design.
People with brain: just stick togher and we shouldn't get troubles
Them: wiggle wiggle wiggle
Veteran teams often divide to flank positions or comb the territory, or move in groups of two. annemunition and operatordrewski does this a lot, especially drewski on interchange doing super wide solo flanks.
@@chloekaftan if it's solo there's no need to have a check
well I would think of t bagging/constant crouching uncrouching as the first thing
@@brentbottoms2876 You can't really spam crouch in this game
"Wiggle!" Then the frantic short steps hitting your WASDs until you found the EQ keys was so absolutely perfect!