MBMBaM 716: Fresh Cold Not Dogs
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- You probably thought we'd do an entire episode about a Human Hotdog Vortex and the state of hot dog eating contests. But rest assured, we managed to move on with enough time to sling advice about excelling at 18-hour backflips, almost completing puzzles, and lip-syncing novelty songs.
Suggested talking points: Omni-Directional Hot Dog Claws, If You Pay a Man for Hot Dogs, Jackie Acorn, I Also Know a Child, Sad Gets You Third
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Could God create a food so impossible that even Joey Chestnut could not eat dozens of it?
I need science to hurry up and figure this out. ASAP
@@thartwig Hurry and figure out God, science.
Has Joey Chestnut done the saltine challenge?
Cinnabon rolls?
@@chrisdierking5108 Nah, I mean they *exist* so obviously they are not impossible. Maybe cinnamon rolls in the shape of a solution to Fermat's Theorem?
Saying a baby has rizz is the exact same thing as a baby going to grow up to be a heartbreaker but like, skibidi ohio.
That babbling infant is going places, I tells ya!
What does this even mean 😂
Amazing how the first 20 minutes was just them talking about hot dogs
Spoilers
I knew when I heard this story on the radio the brothers gonna be talking about it for a while lol😂
I’m at 24 minutes - still hot dogs 🌭
@@AVspectre it's all hot dogs
It took me like 7 tries to read the episode title so I known it's gonna be a good one
dig bick energy
!!! Yes! Strangers being like "oh they grow up so fast" when they see a baby, or being like "oh, enjoy it, it goes by fast" when they find out how young you are is just... Thank you for reminding me about the passage of time, stranger! Gotta keep my anxiety sharp, thanks for keeping me on my toes!
I remember when I was young I used to hate it when adults said this to me… Unfortunately now as an adult myself… 😅 I feel the URGE (I’m sorry! lol)
I try not to say it to the kid’s face because I remember how I felt when people told me that. It was like “well, fckn yeah duh, that’s how the passage of time works.” lol
But when you grow up and you stop growing up as fast as kids do, it actually is quite shocking to witness the growth spurts.
Anyway, just sharing this POV! I think for the most part it’s meant to be inoffensive and just people being wowed by how crazy biology is when you witness it real-time.
But I feel you. It was so annoying to hear it lol.
I also submit that we disallow adults saying any permutation of the phrase "i remember you when you were this big". Absolutely baffling to a child's mind and impossible to reply to
Worse than that for my money is that "high school/college are the best days of your life". I miss very little about high school and college. And then like what does that say about the rest of your life? That after 22 it's all downhill?
not realizing that that's an anxiety response about the passage of time on the part of the older person
justin really hit it on the head with "just treat kids like people". i am not a parent but i have a lot of kids in my family and treating them with respect and communicating with them like people has never served me wrong. when you respect kids as peers they respect you back
If I was doing a puzzle and someone else came in and just?? Started doing it for me?? I would be so pissed. Like if someone just loaded up your save file in a video game and beat several levels for you.
Someone did this to a drawing i was working on. I left to go to the bathroom and they were just at my desk continuing to draw it?
I dunno, I'm at the point where I'd like to hire a professional to finish Darkest Dungeon for me. I'll just sit behind them, sipping a seltzer and occasionally mumbling, "Oh so that's how you are supposed to do that..."
@@jeremy____5747 you just described the premise of Twitch
whats up trav nation!!!! let those big dogs out!
WOOF WOOF
hot dog summer baby
Griffin attempting to discern the inner experience of M. Chestnut is really a “what is it like to be a bat” situation
I remember being in college and running into an old high school teacher, who told me to enjoy college while it lasts because I'll have to go into the workforce and worry about bills soon.
Idk what he was on about, because I like my job, and I love being able to decide what to do with my own money.
I think a good 20 percent of the people going to law school or business school had a wild time in college and life ever since then has been something of a disappointment to them.
I really love the idea of a movie about Joey chestnut having to deal with the new up and coming hot dog eater, ofc sponsored by impossible, where a heavily branded coach approaches him on a giant football field
“Hey Joey, I know you got this” and solemnly hands him an impossible dog
The moment I saw the headline last week I knew the boys would be on it... Wait til they find out about the new Chestnut v Kobayashi Netflix is doing
Meanwhile, listening to this while working on digital jigsaw puzzles...
Ah, so the boys finally figured out the hotdog contest is just pro wrestling. Bout time.
11:06 thats the concept of a lineal title, the guy who beat the guy
Literally the best possible advertisement you could ask for, is having the paid figurehead of a rival food company rabidly consume inhuman quantities of YOUR product. You could not buy that kind of disrespect and they're out here squandering it. Smh 🙄🌭
Joey should host his own competition, but it's just him sitting at a table alone eating dogs, perfectly synced up to the other competition; steal all the views!
76...... 76 hotdogs
I’ve listened to so many episodes, I still can’t tell who is who
You'll get there.
Go watch a considerable amount of Monster Factory which is mostly just Justin and Griffin, then when you come back you'll immediately hear the difference between the three. It's what worked for me. I was probably 300 episodes deep in the back catalog and still couldn't tell which was Justin and which was Travis.
I couldn't tell Justin and Travis apart until I watched their tv show and then I was set for life. Watching any content of them with video where you can see their faces helps!
Griffin sounds normal
Justin vocal fry man
Travis is loud
My friend told me this was the best podcast but they're literally just talking about the hotdog man??
Yesss this went up just in time for my drive home from my parents’
I can't believe I got to the news on this one before they did but there's no chance it would have happened if these weren't restricted to weekly uploads
For the talent show I recommend Excel shortcuts.
Back again to chestnut? What is this hotdog fixation?
_I fear not the man who eats 1000 hotdogs_
_I fear the man who eats 1 hotdog 1000 times because that's disgusting._
I wanna see Joey Chestnut vs A Seagull. My money’s on the gull.
Is this the fastest we've ever gotten to the title goof?
15:50 evil hulk hogan huh....
32:36 "Her name is Pih" did I have a stroke? What is he trying to say?
Edited out the full name maybe? Idk
you could bow to the baby
Going into someone else's home and taking something fun and special that was for them and doing it without them is sociopathic. You're trespassing on the special moment they had with their family. It's voyeuristic, in a way, and the fact that the brothers McElroy didn't key in on just how intrusive it is to take even part of the puzzle making process away from these people is kinda wild.
Travis is correct, if you somehow can't control your need to put your hands all over their stuff and use it for your own gratification, the least you can do is put it back the way you found it and leave no trace. Leaving a single piece out of place is taunting them. It's patronizing.
It's like if someone got a special baseball from their dad that was signed by some legendary baseball player from sixty years ago and you decided that special ball would be way better being used to play fetch so you took it outside and threw it in the mud and had your dog bite it and drool all over it and when you were finally bored of it, you didn't wash it but you did put it back in the case. There, you think, they have their special ball back. All better. It's covered in dirt and grass and slobber, but it's back in the case, right?
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