MBMBaM 705: Crispy Cuppy Puppies

Just in time for April, we've got a bevy of questions and bits that can't possibly be anything but pranks: Hangers that are so sticky they're like jelly sandwiches, songs that have no metaphors, and a very very dirty description of pickles on pizza. Turtle power.
Suggested talking points: Toilet Casablanca, Stack of Crimes, Infatuation Saturation, Part Human, Part Cop, All HumanCop, Dickle, Dommy Mommies
Palestine Children's Relief Fund: www.pcrf.net/

[@jeremy____5747]

If we are being honest, the smartphone era has probably led to a massive shift in how many men sit to pee.

[@jamesmccomb9525]

Projectile urination device in one hand, Nokia 3310 in the other.

[@tsukasa0802]

It's probably because of WOKE
/s

[@jeremy____5747]

@@jamesmccomb9525 It's like if you were an 80s kid playing Duck Hunt and made that discovery where if you put the Zapper *almost* up against the TV screen then you couldn't possibly miss.

[@2goblinsinatrenchcoat]

@@jamesmccomb9525I inhaled my energy drink, almost died, but I am so energized now so thanks I guess????????

[@JimithyJamithy]

Started this episode sitting to pee. 😂

[@mikececconi2677]

EVERY song should end with the worlds "Turtle Power", not just love songs.

[@jumanjiman86]

Gimme dat sweet comedy nectar you three fungus wizards

[@mothergoose9383]

We need video for all these podcasts. Between Turtle Power & Robocop I know we're missing some quality facial expressions. 26:30 for Turtle Power and 33:00 for RoboCop

[@jacquiecotillard9699]

Seeing this at 30:20 and I’m terrified and enthused

[@natlexx28]

The wiki-how article telling you not to write metaphors about love reminds me of Sonnet 130 when Shakespeare satirizes poetic metaphors for being too outlandish

[@awzthemusicalreviews]

"No, mommy, don't hit me" takes on a whole new meaning in that song

[@id7484]

is it just me or have all the recent episodes been extra extra good? GREATJOB

[@janesmith1840]

"Human Cop" is basically the plot of The Terminator with a sprinkle of The Terminator 2

[@courtneykowalke9856]

I have yet to get past the halfway mark because I can't stop rewinding and listening to the "hand stuff with James" song at 26:16. Every line of it is just... I'm in awe. I can't breathe.

[@catastrophicChaos4]

these episodes have been banger after banger after banger... yall are killing it!!

[@simplybuiltbyleeny4408]

This episode was a RIOT, I laugh cried multiple times 😂😂 Thank you boys!

[@LuckySketches]

When Travis opened a sentence with "I want a dommy mommy I can push down the top of" it took me entirely too long to remember that we were talking about pizza.

[@amandafrazier9724]

The "don't use metaphors" wikihow was written by that person who thought people don't actually smirk or hiss.

[@PowMatt]

I've started listening some to this on youtube, I wouldn't hate a vodcast version! I'm sure yall get that a lot, but on the off chance you don't just thought i'd suggest it!

[@bran5932]

Turtle Power.

[@MaelwysMyrddin]

They wrote every third mountain goats song there with the angry love song bit.

[@isdclarke]

This is one of the most wonderfully unhinged episodes since Plato's rave.

[@johnathanmartin3392]

Am I the only one that laughs at "ONE TWO ³ FOUR" everytime? 😂

[@prestonwilliamscomedy2929]

had to go listen to your beautiful quick and realize that song is much weirder than I thought it was

[@Kyrbi0]

I work at Papa John's & when I saw the title I just KNEW they were going off on our new menu item & I had to get in on that 😂

[@syrew900]

Still so fond of the new theme!

[@sethharris813]

Dude, I know at least one of you boys is into wrestling. Now if we're talking DomiMami (which is superior to the cup) then y'all need to get Dominick and Rhea to promote this thing. I'll take twenty!

[@AzoosYT]

Pizza name at 43:25 in broke me. Tried my hardest not to laugh like a maniac while stocking shelves. Thanks brothers
Edit: the next two got me as well thanks

[@megansingssometimes4963]

Brothers=magic

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

28:43 i can not hear this without hearing justin say “youre beautiful, ed sheeran”

[@jackroberts4361]

Toilet Casablanca, starring Humphrey Goshart

[@SituationalCowboy]

I can't get over how distressed griffin sounds when he says the name of the pizza at 43:15 😭

[@niallgraham9487]

As Merlin would say...

[@ladyzoe5734]

You can leave those usps boxes on/under your mailbox or hand them to a carrier!

[@ashleyboots3386]

Yay!!

[@LordOfJonix]

"turtle power" slayed me oh my god

[@stevewithaq]

Pepperabolonis

[@caesarsalad77]

The post max fun cool down. Should be chill.

[@yourhighschoolenglishteach8405]

32:14 literally the only useful bit of info in the whole wikihow

[@canary_miner]

Thank you for remembering Palestine

[@devinalexander7774]

As Merlin would say "Sheeeesh"

[@samanthahoffman4891]

Crispy Cuppy Roni Papa Bites - absolutely unutterable, too busy laughing no matter how many times I say it

[@clamcopeland]

are they doing same-day recordings for these? or was Justin talking about last year's April Fools, or what

[@Asparagoose]

I've been wondering too! The other week they mentioned Channing Tatum at the oscars and it was published the day after the oscars, when I thought they usually recorded on thursdays and released on mondays

[@clamcopeland]

@@Asparagoose oh right, with the John Cena thing, I noticed it then too. they must have switched to Monday recordings then

[@banannarama]

He’s part boy part cop part human part love song protector of Bette Midler!

[@artisteasian3031]

42:22 muchsquad

[@artisteasian3031]

very squad

[@Jacob-sb3su]

Esketit

[@protosaber363]

Still not fond of the new theme....