Portal 2: Final Boss - Wheatley Chat
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- Опубліковано 27 тра 2011
- Video with almost everything that Wheatley says during the Portal 2 final boss.
Missed an interaction between Wheatley and the adventure core which I wasn't aware about when I recorded the video though. - Ігри
Stephen Merchant, a comedian who hardly ever did an acting role, hardly ever doing any other voice roles...
...somehow nailed his very first video game role.
Huh, interesting. He was truly brilliant.
I love the guy so much for bringing Wheatley to life
he's obviously very funny but man, he really gave the back half of this game some emotion, too! you can so clearly hear Wheatley becoming megalomaniacal
Sadly, the only other movie I remember seeing him was in that one Tooth Fairy movie that had The Rock (he was still pretty funny and great in that movie too)
Holy shit I knew it sounded familiar🤣. I didn’t realize when he’s not making fun of Carl pilkington
"Interpreting vague answer as YES"
I hate how often this happens in real life.
The quote "What do you think?" Is a yes?! Well I don't blame the AI.
U FUKING suck
“Can I get some [SUBJECT OBJ]?”
“What do you think?”
“Interpreting vague answer as yes”
“NO!”
@@marinaderrick3578 that came out of nowhere
"no nononono did you pick up on my sarcasm?"
I have to say, Wheatley has shown some pretty commendable intelligence. He knew to review the old GlaDOS tapes to learn from her mistakes, and he even knew to look at his OWN transfer to recognize that it was a mistake on her part not to rig the stalemate button. He even used reverse psychology just like GlaDOS did in Portal 1 to get you to do exactly what he wanted you to do. In fact, if he just hadn't screwed up the gel placement, I honestly can't see any way Chell could have survived that encounter.
I like to think he has bypassed his intelligence limitations by thinking 'alright, let's create the dumbest plan' and due to his nature, made a good plan instead
He actually sounds pretty serious when he yells to NOT PRESS THE BUTTON!, as if there is a part of his mind that is screaming at him "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!"
Well remember, he was programmed to delibrately be a moron. In order to purposely be wrong, you still have to know what's the smart move and choose the other option. So his programming is probably always finding which action to take for the best outcome, but then delibrately makes him do the opposite. For instance, he despite his brilliance in examining the tapes, doesn't think to remove the Portal surface goo pipeline from the room. Nor can he really hit you with the bombs.
@@RequiemPoete another good indicator of this 'finding the best option and then choosing the opposite' programming, imo, is when he turns off the excursion tunnel carrying chell because he thinks it'll help, somehow, and then immediately after realizes that it didn't help and is confused about why he thought it would. honestly it sounds like a really sad existence when you think about it, good thing he's probably too stupid to realize it lmao
but the thing is that he wouldn’t have survived it too, because he still didn’t know how to stop the place from blowing up
How Stephen Merchant recorded half of these lines without laughing, I will never know.
Alex Quill Hell, half of it is almost crying. Either he was deep into acting or they had to stomp on his feet
that guy is actually hilarious! his voice & the way he's acting is perfect and makes me love that little robot
Hey, when you're an accountant in heck, you lose a sense of humor.
I'll let you connect the reference.
@@strateupgamr7 Accountants only!!!
Eyes bulging with imagined riches.
Despite being built to be dumb his plan is genius, overconfidently talking about his 4 part plan with part 5 being unmentioned as failsafe. And if it wasn't for the gel (or if wheatly realized it washed off with water) Chell would be dead
Or if he hadn't used bombs and had just waited for the neurotoxin to kill her.
Well that was the plan and then you shut the neurotoxins off
@@NoriMori1992 If he waited for the neurotoxin he would have only had one minute to fix the facility, the bombs were an attempt to kill her quickly so he'd have more time.
Chell could technically still kill him by returning one of the bombs directly into his face, destroying his core
Or if he accidentally blows himself up by putting the shields in the way of the bombs, bouncing the bombs into his own face
Small problem, the facility was still about to blow up .
I find it quite touching that GLaDOS actually decides to save Chell in the end, when she drags her through the portal at the moon.
This is because of Caroline awareness in GLaDOS
@@sonic1shadow1silver no, Caroline was the bit that was, excuse the language, a heartless bit*h. She basically had her brain copied onto a computer, and died in the process. She basically became an angry psychopath who wanted to kill the people who did it do her. When GLaDOs was in the potato, she regained control over Caroline, and eventually deleted her.
@David Aguilar ...
@David Aguilar
The fuck
@David Aguilar uhh...
1:40
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
_glances back to be safe_
Turns around and sees weathley crab
*NOBODY'S GOING TO SPACE, MATE!*
"SPACE? spaaace"
*goes to space
Space space space
*Minutes Later*
Goes to space.
Spacespacespace gotta go to space
If you listen to his lines during the boss, you actually feel quite sorry for him, he took everything the wrong way. He thought Chell gave no care for him... It actually sounds like he is on the verge of tears..
"GRAB MEEEEEEEE!"
Spectrum Dash I cried while reading this comment
Yeah I heard him begin to cry when he was talking about me dropping him and that made me feel extremely sad
I love you, Liberty.
I mean he had a point, chell could have caught him and could of told him she killed glados but never did.
1:40 “Look out! I’m right behind you!”
*player actually looks behind them*
Beautiful
Try To Look at the spinning potato at 0:04 and not a least chuckle
*i laughed super hard*
I didn't laugh
@@Alienboi2005vidsandstuff wow congrats here's a medal: 💩
Chell did make a potato battery for the science show. I got a chuckle out of that clever bit
yeet potato
speeeeeeen
I tried listening to the final boss music a while ago and... it's just not the same without Wheatley's chatter XD
Same for listening to his lines without the music
Wheatley saying "B" at 8:11 made my day
I know that Wheatley is exaggerating when he's accusing you of betraying him, but he really sounds genuinely hurt by the sound of his voice. He almost sounds on the verge of tears. It makes you wonder if he really was ever that evil, or if the AI is just giving him an evil conscience...
I think it's the AI, since GLaDOS also has murderous intentions when on the body
Of course he wasnt. Noticed how Caroline (Glados) became friendlier after she became PotatOS? And she was a nice woman too, before she was turned in to Glados.
***** Finally someone understands it!
***** I actually feel the same way, but I don't go around telling people I do anymore since there seems to be a lot more people who hate Wheatley and will hate you for trying to defend him.
***** I'm not sure I'd nessescarily say that the world doesn't like Portal anymore, people have just been more interested in game series that aren't afraid of the number three.
Bombs For Throwing At You is such a fitting song, it gets all orchestral at the beginning to hype up the boss fight, and then Wheatley says “I’m going to give you a sporting chance and turn off the neurotoxin!” The music then completely shifts as Wheatley says, “I’m joking of course, goodbye.”
"Take one last look at your precious human moon. Because it cannot save you now!"
Chell: "Wanna bet?"
**pthoo**
**Bing**
O.O
Imagine if she actually said that, first time she ever said something, and it's just 2 words lol
@@SUPREME_MACHINE_V2 That would be epic.
Stephen Merchant did a brilliant job with Wheatley
I like how they added so many lines for him during the boss fight, even though most people wouldn’t listen to all of them
Really shows how dedicated Valve was on this game
Wheatley: **calls me “luv” and then “fatty in the same sentence**
Me: **crying* I LOVE YOU TOO
@Marie Isabella Hortillo 2:00
@@everyotheryoutubeuser6159 you probably are seeing me everywhere, i comment a lot
4:19 no he doesn't
The "luv" means that he is british
"Part 5" caught me so off guard that I was literally jealous for like two hours at how clever it was
So Aperture a high tech facility uses "ABCDGH" as a password.
At 9 minutes, he sounds like he's on the verge if tears ;-; *i feel bad for him*
Wow, I feel bad for him after hearing his dialogue. He seemed Emotional at certain parts
Emotional? He sounded Honest to Science heartbroken!
Honest to science doesn't make sense tbh
Imtheaura I'm fairly sure sure that people in Aperture are atheists, so "honest to God" doesn't make much sense
I don't think atheists even use "honest to science", Honest to god is just a saying, it doesn't mean you believe in god. oof
Imtheaura Let me have fun with my peeves
4:20 probably the darkest and saddest quote from Whealey
It wasn't his fault though!!! It was the mainframe corrupting him!!
Actually, the character did kind of ruin everything. Why did she think someone who has given her an endless stream of horrible ideas be a good leader. GLaDOS was fine.
@@skeppyfan1415 1. They didn't know that about Wheatley (also Wheatley acts smarter than Glados multiple times)
2. Glados was trying to kill you
@@cringe7391 but actually the main reason why we all helped wheatley is that he talked as if he was gonna get out of the lab with us
@@fenicearts9468 Did you notice how the mainframe corruption "jumps" from 0% to 50%?
It doesn't, Whealey is the first 25%.
From about 9:41 and a little bit onwards, it sounds like he's crying...
+Rach Frisella OH MY GOD...
Sydney Bower I KNOW.
Yeah, I noticed that. He sounds heartbroken, like he can't believe he trusted you…
As a Wheatley fan, I'm sobbing too...
As a Writer, I'm absolutely giddy to have this poor fools emotions to prey on...
Grace Daniel Kindred spirit!
I love how straight up overwhelmed Wheatley is with controlling the facility. He is literally not made for this.
11:49 his chuckle there gave a hint that he had Part 5 waiting for you. It was actually fun to see his plans and schemes work on occasion.
GlaDOS : Do NOT press that button ...
Wheatley : Do DO press that button !
LATER....
GlaDOS : PRESS THE BUTTON !
Wheatley : DON'T PRESS THE BUTTON ! I FORBID YOU TO PRESS IT !
Oh , such irony
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@@ArtyI He just wanted to mention the irony in the joke.
What we wanted:
A happy ending and taking Wheatley with us, and Glados letting us go.
What we got:
Wheatley's betrayal and trapping him in space.
Welp, time to go read Blue Sky over and over, again.
The Latiator BIG MOOD
Blessed fanfic
If it makes you feel better wheatly eventually did get back to earth due to Glados messing with the old multiverse portal or something... I'm not kidding!
@@liamdalemon1525 WAIT WHAT?? Elaborate please!
@@blatheringblatherskite599 they made a portal level set in lego dimensions where GLaDOS tries using the appature multiverse portal to steal supplies broke Black Mesa. This ends up teleporting Wheatley, Chell and space core back into the facility. I know it's a spin off but there isn't much in place to retcon it and according to Cave Johnson the multiverse us real so it's possible it actually happened
Between forcing you to place the portal directly beneath him and Wheatley telling you to look at the moon this game has some excellent signposting all the way through
Yeah and also wheatley saying that nobody is going to space
Ahh, Wheatley. The best part of this game.
He actually tells you right after
"Wanna know what happened to them? I'll tell you what happened: they died. Horrifically. Trying to get the little portal gun you got in your hands"
No one going to mention how close he got to actually fixing the facility? If only he hit any button other than delete.
Not really because he is forced to choose the bad options because of his programming
; _ ; it looked like Chell was reaching out for wheatles at the end but i cant tell so im just going to believe it
well if it make you feel any better he eventually does come back and doesn't seek revenge... I'm not sure if it's cannon or not but I sure hope it is
@@liamdalemon1525Where in the HELL did you get that from????
@@Lunarcreeper the Lego Dimensions portal levels take place after portal 2 so in a way it's basically portal 3
"Just ten pounds of dead weight...about to be two hundred and ten. Fatty." Ouch, that was kind of savage for him.
7:29
i like how he actually tried to fix the facility and managed to fail even though all he had to do was press any button to continue (according to the blue screen)
Wheatley : “luv-“
Fans : *goes wild*
British men say British things
Then girls go wild
After seeing his apology in the end I want to go save him now
I-I might've cried...I-if it weren't for the fact that I can't.
How can you watch this video if you are in space.
I'm with you man always
Wheatley Of Aperture if you have muscles how you dont have arms
Salvaged Springtrap Muscles are everywhere, not just in the arms my guy
Wheatley Of Aperture hfjfjfjdkdjjd
It’s funny but also kind of heartbreaking that Wheatley had become so paranoid that he decided football/soccer must be simply a manifestation of humanity’s latent racism against cores (or perhaps robots in general). It’s sad, because you realize that this is only a product of his preexisting low self-esteem, amplified a thousandfold by the mainframe.
9:55
Nobody is going to space mate!
It's funny to notice how Wheatley goes a little bipolar throughout the battle.
He starts off hateful, to defensive, to worried, to panicked, to angry, to paranoid, to stalwart, to a combination of everything.
10 years late, but though I’m no psychiatrist, I feel pretty sure there’s some kind of medical or mental condition for this.
@@tailsfan11westandwithukraine I mean he did say bipolar to be fair
"Oh did you bring your portal gun? Nothing to port here, luv, just far Pounds of dead weight about to be two hundred and ten, fatty"
(That's actually kind of a good burn)
Actually stopped to replay what he said cuz " did he just say "love"
wheatly was so happy when he got the password right, it was cute
Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought that
it's the first time he properly "hacked" something
@@Lunarcreeper no true!
He hacked really well the central turret's door XD
at 13:26 it's so cute how Wheatly shouts out SPACE kinda happily w/ eyes open wide!!I think it's because he's still connected to space core lol...but poor Wheatly for his ending
11:11 "should have seen that coming". One says something along those lines only when referencing to previous, repeated, experience.
Let's review: Wheatley believes that you only used him and were planning BEFOREHAND to leave him behind; he feels like you put him in the position he is now (aka in control of the facility) JUST BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO SEE HIM FAIL MISERABLY (you ran away when I needed you the most!) and can't believe he was enough of a moron to be fooled by you (I bet there is not even fire, it's just papier mache!). He is scared and alone in a situation he has no hope of controlling, just as he's always been. Wheatley is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen: he is hopelessly optimistic and trusting (and in Aperture that kind of behavior gets you killed REAL fast), he has probably been belittled and used as amusement (you know bloopers? That kind of amusement: feeling better because of another person's failure) his whole ID life and when he finally thinks he has found someone (setting aside his former 5 short lived companions, whom he probably got attached to, because, face it, after who-knows-how-long being alone, anyone would attach themselves to the first person they find), he feels betrayed. Yeah, should have seen that coming
He was very clearly lying about the "5 short lived companions" not only does it not make sense lore wise (only Chell and Ratman use the reserve power, the rest of the test subjects die), it doesn't make sense in the game itself. the podium is still intact when we find it, and the portal gun was very clearly put underneath it by ratman...
Actually another reason why he hates you, in portal 1 you actually throw wheatley into the incinerator to kill Glados. Should have seen it coming right?
@@liamdalemon1525 Oooh, right
But to be fair, those cores don't show much personhood
@@liamdalemon1525 Nope. Wheatley isn't the cake core, because he does not have any burn marks and makes no mention of being thrown into the incinerator.
You're not necessarily wrong, but in this case you're working from a false premise because you've overthought it. He just told us why he should have seen this coming: Because he already knew that humans like kicking balls around for fun.
To think that only a few people actually got to listen to all of this...
PixL I am stalking you in reverse!
PixL You can't get rid of me. No one can!
PixL You're not the first to notice how easy it is to find me anywhere. And you're most certainly not the last!
PixL If UA-cam had achievements, that would be one of mine.
PixL Yeah, it won't take long.
Honestly, even without part 5 that was a pretty good plan. Sure it's simple, but in theory Chell would be completely powerless to stop him. Literally all he needed to do was notice the conversion gel pipe.
That or not using the bombs. In theory, No Portal Surface + Neurotoxin would have been enough, but he just had to take that extra step.
@@Talyrion Wheatley knows the neurotoxin can be disabled, and Chell is too dangerous to be left running around for even a few minutes. Turrets were out of the question, so that just leaves bombs, and the only downside to those (conversion gel) was something Wheatley literally couldn’t have known about. The bombs were a good idea.
@@TheSpaceCommunistyou would have to reach the generator. and chell is stuck in there with wheatley.
fun fact: the moon is actually upside-down. No clip during the fight and you can see it.
Flametusk
What do you mean by upside down?
El spycrab Gaming :v It's located way down from where you are battling, when the ceiling opens it reflects a texture and then you get transported to the moon map which is actually under were you originally were I think.
The moon is tidally locked with earth soo
@@impmadness Actually not that far down, it's right under the stage
2:43 - 3:27 Wheatley says he tried to use ~6 other test subjects, to escape the facility, before you/Chell. I wonder what happened to them...
Also does that mean that there are other test subjects that survived? Maybe Wheatley is just making it up, but it'd be interesting if there were clues to what happened to them.
Wheatley probably isnt making it up, he had the same scenes with the other test subjects just like he did with you. Knocking on the door and stuff. They all died at the end. But Chell was still alive. So yeah. It is true, GLaDOS experimented with hundreds or maybe thousands of test subjects. But then, they all died one by one until only Chell was left.
tbh i'm interested in the story of the 6 other humans
@@thecrowdedone5359 But when Chell and Wheatley leave the relaxation centre there’s only one way out for her, through the (unbroken) loading bay door thingy. So unless there was another way out for the other five, she must’ve been the first
Well, all the other test subject’s power to their life support systems was changed to direct to chel’s room instead of the others by rattman
according to the dev commentary it's canon, and it was going to be a big reveal but they decided to keep it as something implied
I truely feel sorry for wheatley and honestly want portal 3 about saving him.
Well, lego dimensions DID save Wheatley and he also gained anti gravity, so I am pretty happy.
That kind of actually happened! I'm not even kidding 😂
blue sky…. oh god gotta read it again
Who cares about him? He can drift aimlessly through space and crash into a planet or moon for all I care.
@@tailsfan11westandwithukraineI care about him, and if you don't you are legally a monster
12:01
Earlier in the game GLaDOS performs a "Sarcasm Self Test" to ensure that the announcer can properly understand her and what she's actually saying, here it shows that Wheatley is so moronic he failed to do the Sarcasm Test which nearly caused his downfall immediately after being sarcastic, it's little details like this that make me love the game so much
Sarcasm self-test is testing _her_ ability to use sarcasm, not the Announcer's ability to understand it.
@@NoriMori1992i think it's probably both tbh
Thanks so much for sharing this. I recently finished the game and am disappointed at myself for not letting Wheatley talk more.
8:16
He doesn't know the alphabet lmao
And so does the password
I died because I kept listening to Wheatley.
It breaks my heart to hear Wheatley on the verge of tears he has always been my favorite character
You know for the "Intelligence Dampaning sphere" He actually had a smart idea to make sure there were no portal surfaces. The pipe was his only flaw.
that adventure sphere is pretty smooth gosh
8 people pressed the stalemate button
And the dislike button.
ive tried that once, and if you shoot the same one as the one under wheatley they just change it. say the orange portal was under wheatley and you shoot it to the moon, they would change the one under wheatley to blue
Loli Hunter That’s because it’s a cutscene.
Something I never realized was that each phase of the fight was on it's own separate timer. For a game with as much personality as this, giving you a chance to really enjoy the chatter, that's such good design and I really appreciate it.
Save the third phase but, eh. while the voice acting was excellent, it was going around in circles, fittingly so for how crazed Wheatly was by that point.
A masterclass example of both design and writing, and accommodating both.
"NOBODY'S GOING TO SPACE, MATE!"
Ah the irony... still so good to this day...
Only 3 people disliked.
Because Wheatley booby-trapped the dislike button.
I disliked dis vid b'cuz i wanna killed by a booby trap
PART FIVE, BOOBY-TRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!
...Wha?! Are you still trolling?! You have GOT to be joking! You've got to be kidding me!
Can we please have a moment of silence for the fallen who clearly press the disliked button.
roxywhiskermuddle He's not just a regular troll... He was _designed_ to be a troll. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest troll who _ever_ lived. And you just put him in charge of the whole facility. [clap clap] Good, that's still working.
I AM NOT A TROLL!
Part 5. BOOBY TRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!
Part 5: BOOBY TRAP THE UNSUBSCRIBE BUTTON
Wha-?! There are still 75 and counting dislikes?! You are joking!
@@grandomrye3873 the half-life life ALyx trailer has over 900, for some reason ???
Grandom Rye U HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
This fucking aged so badly
I cried the entire time this happened...I'm still crying it's been years and I still feel guilty as fuck for not grabbing him
10:51 I like how he said it like "pa-pee-ay"
I'm French and he pronounced papier mache properly
yeah that is actually the pronunciation. the misconception is that is pronounced pap-ee-air
Sokobansolver JxZjznzhzs
He was actually pretty smart getting rid of the portal surfaces and booby trapping the stalemate button. The only thing he did wrong was destroy the goo stuff
No... the only thing he did wrong... was to try to kill us
12:43-12:48 Me in Pokémon when my opponent survives with 1 or 2 HP.
xD
THE DAMN STURDY ABILITY
And then the Snorlax that survived used Rest.
As said on a different video, Wheatley actually has pretty good hindsight, it's just that foresight is the part that gets him
I love how he deleted that thing then said "WHERE'S THE UNDELETE BUTTON"
I've never heard that payoff for the password gag when you're booting up glados, that's so satsifying to hear
and later, he landed in Tamriel somewhere in Skyrim.
Only after the Space Core landed in Whiterun Hold.
"Even though we're enemies, we're enemies with a common interest"
- GLaDOS
"You know the old saying, Makarov, The enemy of my enemy is my friend."
- Captain John Price
In game (courtesy call) you can actually see other relaxation vaults smashed into the wall so what he said about there being others might be true.
I'll go on record and say there are definitely people who are bigger morons than Wheatley. Like, some of his plans would have actually worked had it not been for a factor that he either had no control over, or something he has no way of actually knowing.
"You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, Let's go get some."
The most true thing I've heard.
Finally a version that doesn't cut Wheatley off at the end before firing the Portal Gun at the moon. It's nice that it's possible to fire the gun immediately but at the same time it's good to hear everything he has to say beforehand :D
There is a missed line that can come from RICK THE ADVENTURE SPHERE! If you listen to his babbling for long enough, he will give you a plan where he will "zing wheatley into the stone age" "YOU HAVE BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE FOR LONG ENOUGH!" -Wheatley "Yeah? Well THISS thorn is ABOUT to take you down! MAN that sounded a lot better in my head" -Rick
I'm actually proud of Wheatley for doing a proper hack at 7:50
(Actual hack at 8:20, the other timestamp is just him entering several passwords before succeeding)
Yeah, in cybersecurity its called a brute force attack.
when Wheatley said: "I'm still connected! I can pull myself! I can still fix this!". what would have happened if he had done that?
The fact he finally succeeded in hacking something made me bust a gut laughing
And what makes it even funnier is that Aperture probably got their stuff stolen by Black Mesa in the first place because their password security is so bad.
13:40
Probably one of my favourite villain defeats ever
I really can’t help but feel bad for poor ol’ Wheatley
Wheatley sounds genuinely hurt and it really hurts
Wheatley reminded me a lot of Tai Lung from Kung Fu Panda, both were characters I was so emotionally connected with that I actually wanted them to win.
Why’d this make me tear up..
1:40 "Look out, I'm right behind you!" *turns around* XD
Wheatley you were my friend. I corrupted you to insanity to beat you. I wish it could have been another way
Is it me or is it that when glados says: "Well lets go get some!" It sounds like "Lets go get sub!"?Weird
lol
I just noticed that Wheatley's handles disappear when he takes over, and then they 'magically' appear when you go through the portal to the moon.
grab me grab me GRAAAAB MEEEE
13:53 The sweetest moment in video game history when GLADOS pulls you back in.
“Biggest muscle in my body, my brain”
*says undelete instead of recover*
Or undo
"second biggest, my muscles"
A plot hole. In the last few seconds, right before you are sucked into the portal, Wheatley's handles magically appear out of thin air. They were absent ever since he took over the facility, but then they just appeared.
You mean animation error or overlook.
@@crazy13alexit is a plot hole tho. chell would've died if they didn't magically appear
*“No need to be selfish, luv, you going to die!”*
I like hearing Wheatley’s dialogue
“Take one look at your precious human moon, it cannot help you now”
Are you sure about that?
I love how at certain parts of the boss battle the Reactor Meltdown Explosion Timer goes up to 4 mins when there’s 50 sec left.
I love how he said “I’m right behind you” and then he turned around
Feel bad for Wheatley
He's just insecure and thinks that everyone is using him for their personal gain.
8:06 favorite part
The only problem with knowing how to beat Wheatley is missing all of his hilarious dialogue