Indeed, the hammer has the ability to cause disease on it's opponents, but at the cost of a slightly lower damage compared to the other pneumatic hammer. It also has a higher fire rate, which also makes up for the lowered damage.
Man.. my shift at the post office was shit today. I had to toss so many flyers because people got stickers on their boxes, I dropped a heavy package on my foot because a dog barked at me and some guy coughed his viruses straight into my face when I ringed at his door. Time to relax at my computer and play this simulator I got at the grocery store.
DrPl4typus Goddamnit!! Why does this game run so poorly on my Aldi PC? The packaging says it works on XP too! Video card huh.. not sure what that is.. I should be up to date though? :P
DrPl4typus Gotta be honest. I actually used to collect CDs from computer magazines a while back, including Computer Bild for.. 2 years about? I just didn't have the proper connection to download all the stuff from the Internet. I still got a bunch and looked at them again recently. They really had a thing for useless utilities by scummy amateurish developers heh (:
Isn't it because theyre government funded or something? I swear i read something saying that the government pays to have simulator games built because "Education".
i think it meant for the doppler effect to apply to the sound effect, but because of shitty programming the sound effect just has it's pitch wildly fluctuate up and down because it's moving.
john vinesauce who was vinny vinesauces brother got a leter from his brother who said simulaters and memes r attaking his place [Disclaimer: I have not actually read FLC. Just going off what I've picked up.]
As of June 9th 2016, to add all the DLC for Train Simulator 2016 to your cart on Steam, it's $5,715.26 American. That's fucking insane... EDIT: Metal beat me to it.
6:10 - 6:40 Farming Simulator 2013 made Vinny's computer a sentient being and it is now trying to preserve itself. Wait this sounds like a Star Trek episode...
If Vinny wasn't more of an introverted guy and made huge amounts of videos with himself in them, or streamed with face cam like almost everyone else do... I bet he'd be hugely popular. But that's why I like him, he's not like the most of them. He's completely satisfied having a "small" fanbase relatively speaking.
It's because people on youtube tend to get worse with more subs. youtube is backwards like that. If Vinny were willing to spam his channel with crap he would probably get a few million subs. its better to keep the sauciest stream on the web as a secret special sauce.
It's mainly because he is only a half-youtuber. He is actually a twitch streamer, but even there he just isn't as popular with folks. Apparently he just doesn't appeal to everyone
Vinny, The One person who has managed to make me laugh today, Even though my Dog Died Earlier Today, You're a Wonderful Person, Continue with the Amazing work... (RIP Abby, Terrier Schnauzer Mix, Lived 14 Years.)
At some point, one'll realize that most of these simulators run on the same engine and have pretty much no difference in actual gameplay. They're all just hollow attempts to cash in on the popularity of "simulator" games.
Well, if your farming vehicle of unspecified name flipped over like that, I'm pretty sure you'd be stuck permanently in death too. So good on you, Farmville Simulator 2013, points for realism.
I am always reminded of when I was a child and my uncle accidentally put porn-related malware on our computer. Whatever he did fucked up the comp so bad, when you turned it on a voice would come from inside the PC (not from a speaker) saying "YOUR CPU MAY HAVE A PROBLEM"
Oh my god, it infected the computer so deeply that it could access the PC speaker? What year was this? After the 90s, pretty much everyone had speakers or headphones, so windows stopped supporting access to it. Only windows itself could talk to it.
***** You're probably thinking of his early June Mario Fangames stream. This Simulators stream was from back in May. In any case it absolutely originates from this one since this is where he managed to mash the keyboard just right to make it in the first place.
This is proof that no matter how hard you try, your first game will never be the best thing you'll ever make, so sometimes you have to try not to be so ambitious and get the hang of it before you try to make something serious.
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![[Vinesauce] Vinny - Hand Simulator](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dm18fpVL0vI/mqdefault.jpg)
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Escape! Escape!
IT'S NO USE!
IT'S NO USE!
From?
O shit the shittyness is catching up
maximum velocity mailman
Hey. I'm cool
2:48 - Let that laugh cure you of any and all disease.
If Jesus' laugh was heard, it would sound just like Vinny's.
that pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis hammer sound is fucking beautiful
And the way the hammer operates is also fucking perfect.
+Comic Sans MS So, lung disease hammer?
Indeed, the hammer has the ability to cause disease on it's opponents, but at the cost of a slightly lower damage compared to the other pneumatic hammer. It also has a higher fire rate, which also makes up for the lowered damage.
Man.. my shift at the post office was shit today.
I had to toss so many flyers because people got stickers on their boxes, I dropped a heavy package on my foot because a dog barked at me and some guy coughed his viruses straight into my face when I ringed at his door.
Time to relax at my computer and play this simulator I got at the grocery store.
Gotta calm down with some Autobahn Traffic jam simulator
DrPl4typus Goddamnit!! Why does this game run so poorly on my Aldi PC? The packaging says it works on XP too!
Video card huh.. not sure what that is.. I should be up to date though?
:P
+Piergaming You should install some programs provided by Chip and Computerbild to Boost your Performance. Scam included!
DrPl4typus Gotta be honest. I actually used to collect CDs from computer magazines a while back, including Computer Bild for.. 2 years about? I just didn't have the proper connection to download all the stuff from the Internet.
I still got a bunch and looked at them again recently. They really had a thing for useless utilities by scummy amateurish developers heh (:
You guys are gods.
No Beaches.
Just Grass.
Final Destination.
20XX. Total Loss.
Mishun Comprete. You won the race.
No items.
No walk up to downsmash
Kirby only.
*ESCAPE*
*ESCAPE*
*ESCAPE*
Look a Dead mene
I'd take *ESCAPE. ESCAPE. ALT-DELETE* over IT'S HIP TO FUCK BEES, any day, personally.
YOU CANT ESCAPE
Escaping from the ToRnAdO zOnE
It will always be a mystery to me why my country is so obsessed with producing horrible simulations.
I'm sorry you had to go through this Vinny.
Germany?
+ARetardedPickle You guessed it
+ARetardedPickle Congratz, do you want a cookie?
It's not just the country it's the world
Isn't it because theyre government funded or something? I swear i read something saying that the government pays to have simulator games built because "Education".
2:48 Vinny laughs maniacally like a clown, also, the pneumatic drill sound effect sounds like it's corrupted.
i think it meant for the doppler effect to apply to the sound effect, but because of shitty programming the sound effect just has it's pitch wildly fluctuate up and down because it's moving.
Calldres ThereIsNoOptionToNotHaveALastName Well, they are shitty simulators.
Your name is John Vinesauce. Your duty - meme hard.
At maximum memosity.
No John you are the memes
+AlphaBlaster1337 the radio crackered
+AlphaBlaster1337 and then. John was a meme.
john vinesauce who was vinny vinesauces brother got a leter from his brother who said simulaters and memes r attaking his place
[Disclaimer: I have not actually read FLC. Just going off what I've picked up.]
If I ever form a band 5:55 is going to be the cover art for our first album.
Shame he didn't spend the $4,700+ on the whole of Train Simulator
WHAT
Yeah the DLC stacks up to over $3000 with trains and stuff, it's insane.
Right now, the entire range of DLC for Train Simulator '16 costs 4171,35 euros, or $4741,16.
As of June 9th 2016, to add all the DLC for Train Simulator 2016 to your cart on Steam, it's $5,715.26 American.
That's fucking insane...
EDIT: Metal beat me to it.
some of that DLC cost moRE THAN THE GAME ITSELF
6:10 - 6:40 Farming Simulator 2013 made Vinny's computer a sentient being and it is now trying to preserve itself.
Wait this sounds like a Star Trek episode...
Yes! Yes!!! TNG S3E1 "Evolution", I just saw it I JUST goddamn saw it, what are the ODDS of that???? Like 1 in 11 at least
lol wow xD
Welcome, to my digital home
Everything made of numbers and code
Guys, havent you heard? It's hip to fuck cars.
well he's already given a stickshift a handy
RebelWinterwolf Precisely
#carsex
ESCAPE, ESCAPE
+CJ? OHHH kill me
"Escape. Escape. *ESCAPE.*"
Good luck sleeping after that.
ESCAPE ESCAPE ALT DELET-
I don't know why Vinny hasn't got a Million subs by now. He definitely deserves it.
Yeah you're right
If Vinny wasn't more of an introverted guy and made huge amounts of videos with himself in them, or streamed with face cam like almost everyone else do... I bet he'd be hugely popular. But that's why I like him, he's not like the most of them. He's completely satisfied having a "small" fanbase relatively speaking.
It's because people on youtube tend to get worse with more subs.
youtube is backwards like that. If Vinny were willing to spam his channel with crap he would probably get a few million subs. its better to keep the sauciest stream on the web as a secret special sauce.
+Ludden Not every big UA-camr has to be/is the same, you know
It's mainly because he is only a half-youtuber. He is actually a twitch streamer, but even there he just isn't as popular with folks. Apparently he just doesn't appeal to everyone
>Action:Get Off.
Well if you say so.
You're standing on an empty road. An angry jackhammer is coming towards you, unmanned. Say your final goodbyes.
"I am stuck in the ground permanently now." The true agriculture simulator
>> _TOTAL LOSS_
0:59 "I'm Barry Allen and I am the fastest man alive !!"
*vibration intensifies*
Who wakes up, one day, and thinks, "Hey, you know what'd be a creative and popular game concept? A fucking MINING SIMULATOR."
Because I sure haven't.
Isn't Minecraft huge though?
minecraft
Who wakes up one day and thinks "Hey, you know what'd be a thoroughly entertaining game concept? A fucking ROAD WORKS SIMULATOR"
Can't wait for Monongah Simulator 1907.
I forgot about Minecraft.
Though I can't tell which one is more cancerous.
Vinny, The One person who has managed to make me laugh today, Even though my Dog Died Earlier Today, You're a Wonderful Person, Continue with the Amazing work... (RIP Abby, Terrier Schnauzer Mix, Lived 14 Years.)
*****
Thank you.. :)
6:36 All I'm hearing is 'ass gape'
1:40 Spider van, spider van, does whatever a spider can.
I have a strange feeling that the people who had the ideas for these games were holding developers at gunpoint.
2:15 you can say it VANished
John Mailman- A true American hero.
2:30 Few people are aware that the true origination of the US space program came from a construction site and an overzealous worker in a front-loader.
Physics! As seen on TV!
PHYSICS I TELL YOU!
* Not real physics.
*Disclaimer: Not actual physics that you had experienced in real life.
Lasagn PHYSICS I TELL YOU!
Caspian Horlick
REAL LIFE HIGH SCHOOL PHYSICS
I'm just going through a bunch of old Vinny vids I've apparently seen before but have no recollection of doing so.
Have you ever turned ethereal?
At some point, one'll realize that most of these simulators run on the same engine and have pretty much no difference in actual gameplay. They're all just hollow attempts to cash in on the popularity of "simulator" games.
no it's because these are far and away the most popular genre in germany and other countries in that area
It's because all the nazi-shooting games don't make it.
2:11 that's the sound of cancer being cured
| ||
|| |_ Total Loss
B^U
leave
ESCAPE ESCAPE ALT DELETE ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE!
Well, if your farming vehicle of unspecified name flipped over like that, I'm pretty sure you'd be stuck permanently in death too. So good on you, Farmville Simulator 2013, points for realism.
These games have to be some kind of investment tax loophole or something because I refuse to believe there's a market for them
this is where escape alt delete meme come from?
Yup, born of an accident
I am always reminded of when I was a child and my uncle accidentally put porn-related malware on our computer. Whatever he did fucked up the comp so bad, when you turned it on a voice would come from inside the PC (not from a speaker) saying "YOUR CPU MAY HAVE A PROBLEM"
Oh my god, it infected the computer so deeply that it could access the PC speaker? What year was this? After the 90s, pretty much everyone had speakers or headphones, so windows stopped supporting access to it. Only windows itself could talk to it.
Actually it was from one of his earlier streams. I remember hearing it during his "shitty Mario fan games" stream.
***** You're probably thinking of his early June Mario Fangames stream. This Simulators stream was from back in May. In any case it absolutely originates from this one since this is where he managed to mash the keyboard just right to make it in the first place.
0:29 *HWOHOHOHOHOWAT*
2:30 is quite possibly Vinny's best recorded moment of all time.
Apparently when you hit a pedestrian with your car, They vaporize into thin air.
1:26 he predicted cyberpunk 2077
"Huts and Grass" sounds like the title of a rap song
Poor John Mailman suffered from an encephalon injury
T O T A L L O S S
In order to get away from life and struggles, I watch Vinesauce. It's my *ESCAPE*.
0:14 MAXIMUM VELOCITY
Your videos seriously make my nights. I could watch your shit all day man. Keep it up.
Ease of access button.
5:47 when vinesauce tries to grab the chicken's ass, a no symbol appears.
I love when VInny plays games that defy all physics and logical sense.
oh my fucking god i remember when yogscast played mining and tunneling sim
my exact thought. good times
0:59 Vibrates fast and goes through any object? POSTMAN PAT IS THE FLASH CONFIRMED!?
the fact that these exist and are sold will never cease to amuse me.
"Why is it floppy?" - Vinny, 2016
2:30 the realest moment of triumphant aggression
The instant I heard 'Mining & Tunnelling Simulator' I screamed in joy.
One day, just one day, I want this to become a reality.
Every time I see one of these shortened livestream videos I get sad because it is not new.
4:47 "No bitches, just grass"
420 Vinny knows what's up.
I immediately recognized Mining and Tunnling Simulator from that one Yogscast Trucking Tuesdays video
so much to do so much to see
Gotta love Vinny's laugh.
John Mailman is actually a temporaly displaced member of the USS Voyager's security team.
escape, escap--alt, delete, esCAPE ESCAPE ESCAPE
I am seeing a common theme with EVERY simulator game. Every car wants to flip upisde down for some reason.
I'm fairly certain that delivering mail won't get you into the engineering division of starfleet
Agricultural Simulator: *Exists*
Giants Software: I'm gonna pretend I never saw that
vinny's hyena laugh brings joy to my heart and keeps me young
Vibrates quickly and passes through walls hmm clearly that mail man is the flash
And no I don't have any idea why the flash would need a vehicle
Radical Larry
no matter how long i spend away from vinesauce you never fail to entertain me vinny
Total Loss is a normal term for describing the full destruction of a vehicle though.
1:41
Spider van! Spider Van! Does whatever a spider van does!
It took me this long to figure out that it was "Escape, Escape, Alt-Delete." I didn't understand the last part so I just invented a word, "Opulate".
Name Pizza Pasta: Space Marine. His mission is to meme while on Twitch. At maximum velocity.
Man, courier truck simulator really paved the way for death stranding
Radical Larry the Mailman.
So this is where the 'Escape, escape' comes from.
My cousin toom sailing merit badge at scout camp last year. He was so heavy that he capsized three boats
Let's not forget the most realistic and least humorous simulator of them all.
Goat Simulator.
2:45 going in dry.
Wow, EA's new lineup is looking good!
3:59 "Total loss, your ship is aground"? Looked more like the ship is asunk.
Great job Captain Southbird
Italian man using Virtual Reality 'beats his chicken'.
This is proof that no matter how hard you try, your first game will never be the best thing you'll ever make, so sometimes you have to try not to be so ambitious and get the hang of it before you try to make something serious.
This video leaves me at a total loss for words.
I need to get my hands on the mailman simulator. And the demonic jackhammer simulator.
how come none of these simulators could handle the concept of driving against a wall
I choked on the roadwork one.
2:45
what anime is this????
HoHo's Confusing Journey
Loss.jpg
+Missing Username DON'T STOP. BELIEVING!
Squrgle
mercenary2905 spongebob
the jack hammer had me in tears
Every time he wrecks the bike it reminds me of the bike crash physics in Gta San Andreas .
Dammit, at 4:26 i thought it was going be, straight up, "Ski Lift Simulator."
That fucking jackhammer part.
I died.
THE MOUNTING BEGINS
I was wondering where the fuck that ESCAPE ESCAPE shit came from.
Pedestrian goasts, leave this place! Return to the sidewalk and you will be friends of John Mailman.
2:45 sounds like Mettaton having a heart attack...
"total loss." --joel 2016