Sonya: Did you know Jax was the fattest kid in school? Others: We don't care. Jax: Grr, I am now a laughing stock! DIe, Sonya! Why couldn't the ending be Quan Chi admitting that the gem was a dud and the MK group were ALWAYS assholes to each other?
PikaTheProsperous Quan Chi: I’m a sorcerer who has an army of sex slaves and I love torturing people to eat their souls, but even I think you’re all dicks. Epically YOU Stryker. Stryker: That’s it, your suspended! Hand over your magic!
Raiden: (drinking coffee) Why do I even still bother with those mortals? Sonya's an idiot, Kitana spews gibberish, Stryker's completely useless, not sure where Nightwolf came from and I don't know what to think of the others. Maybe I should consult with the Elder Gods to give me a vacation. (sighs) It's times like these where I kinda miss Johnny Cage. Wonder where he's off to?
I feel Quan Chi should have taken Scorpion's place in the second episode since not only is he an actual, capital-E "EVIL" sorceror, but raising undead is also his thing.
Wonder what other insults they could've thrown in... Kitana: "Liu Kang, you let your brother die!" Liu Kang: "Kitana, you let your father die!" Stryker: "Sub-Zero, you're cold!" Sub-Zero: "Stryker, you're Stryker!"
"Coming from a loser who gets her partner killed!" Others: "....." Liu Kang: "....Jesus Christ, Jax!! I know we're under the power of the gem and all, but-" *Rayden Appears* "Actually, it wore off a long time ago." Jax: ..... Sonya: ..... *Siro appears and puts his arm around Sonya's shoulder* "Blondie, I believe the word's you're looking for are, "THATS IT"!" *Squeezes Sonya's shoulder like he's crumbling the paper* "Oh, sorry..."
I misheard that Jax got upset because Sonya called him 'loverbutt.' That would've been slightly funnier. EDIT: I stand corrected. Sonya calling Jax fatty fat fat high on netherrealm diamond dust was hilarious.
Liu Kang: *whispering* Okay guys, we have to be really quiet. If we make any loud noise this giant monster will wake up and murder us all... Suddenly NightSkype call: HEY GUYS THERE'S ANOTHER PORTAL OPENING!
Not to mention the fact that he _was_ fat, not _is._ Seriously, how can you even use that to embarass him in front of the others? Sonya: Hey guys, guess what? Jax used to be _fat!_ Liu Kang: Wow, really? I figured you were always pretty fit, but knowing that you struggled to become healthy and strong instead of just naturally being that way makes it all the more impressive! That's really inspiring! Stryker: I, too, share in Liu Kang's sentiment. Perhaps one day, I may turn my life around and become even remotely tolerable as a person! [the Kombat Krew glares indignantly at Sonya] Sonya: ... ...uh, KOMBAT TIME
I find it funny how everyone goes down in one hit here, yet in the games they can get their entire skeletal structures broken numerous times in one fight, and shake it off.
Why would past obesity be humiliating anyway? It should be a point of pride since he can say "I used to be a fatass, but I worked my way to being ripped and having metal arms!"
Can't believe that's how my favourite MK villain started. It's funny too that in every other appearance, he quickly got characterized as the more subtle and scheming alternative to the more overt Shang Tsung and the downright barbaric Shao Kahn, yet in his first appearance he was such a doofus. But at the same time, that's what I love about the MK verse and the developers of these games: they never give up or disown a character. They sit on it for a while and when they can think of something good to do with them, they bring them back with a new and improved version of their gimmick. I mean, they got people to like or at least respect Stryker! Can't wait for the next game to turn Hsu Hao and Mokap into fan favourites (although I never had a problem with Mokap. S' just a joke character, innit? No need to get our knickers in a twist over it).
that's the most natural use of the "yo dawg, i heard you like..." meme i've ever heard. it really was snakes inside of snakes inside of snakes. i'm in awe. watching in...did this show invent memes?
Do people even care if they are called fat when they are clearly not so anymore? When I hear when someone who looks great now used to be fat as a kid, it actually makes me respect them more because they had the willpower to take a grip on their life and improve themselves, fixing the negligence of their parents.
I can’t believe that Quan Chi, a mainstay of the Kombat franchise, came from THIS show. It’s just so... weird. It’s like learning Quake in X came from a shitty side game all about Jax and special forces.
Quan Chi's secret is that he's related to the nuns from Dingo Pictures's Hunchback of Notre dame. He's got the same LOUD SCREAMINGGGGGand immediately cut to deadpan-skill.
I feel like someone has to have mentioned this before, but Nightwolf is essentially filling the same role as Shockwave: mostly sitting in that one computer room and occasionally calling in the middle of a battle.
Mesousa Gaby Quan Chi in Konquest: An actually fun villain in the show with his own set of angels and silly moments despite the show being a mess. Quan Chi in Defenders of the Realm: A complete joke of a villain who uses a gem to turn the heroes against each other, and yells like a madman when it gets destroyed before disappearing like a wimp.
So is Jax supposed to be the oversensitive one? I mean he loses his metal arms and feels completely debilitated and in this episode just even being referred to fat gives him PTSD... even though he is currently the most ripped person in his crew.
I wonder if Phelous knows that the next episode is part of a unique crossover. Basically it involved a character known as The Warrior King (voiced by Michael Dorn). He had to retrieve a mystical orb to save his planet from death & destruction, which led to him traveling through the worlds of Street Fighter, Savage Dragon, Mortal Kombat DotR and Wing Commander Academy. Though his MK appearance in through a brief silhouette.
Remember kids, you can say ANY horrible thing ever like getting people killed, cheating, stealing whatever but NEVER TALK ABOUT SOMEONE'S BLUBBER BUTT!
6:02 This Nightwolf is just as annoying as Preston Garvey from Fallout 4. Preston: "There's another settlement that needs our help." Nightwolf: "There's another portal opening."
The secret of Quan Chi is, of course, that he was disguised as Siro the whole time so he could confuse Kung Lao by pretending to have sex with Taja. My god of useless, I still can't believe that was an actual plot.
Also, since Stryker is obviously a descendant of Syro, the rapiest mortal kombat kharacter, should he try to sexually harass Sonya, by saying "Common Sonya, be a team player". It sounds like something Stryker would do.
CookieMastah No, we couldn't have that, because then we'd have to include a scene of Stryker trying to rape a random waitress who then never wants to see him again, but then becomes his girlfriend for one episode before dying. Most of that is par for the course, but it'd be way too much of a stretch to imagine that anyone actually liked Stryker.
Phelan. You made me laugh so hard it hurt in this episode. Doooood, ... Hilarious. (You're definitely one of my favorite comedians and have been for a very long time) That happens often when I watch his episodes. Also, you're SO good at your own unique style of editing and you're a really good/fun voice actor. Yer always souper funny guyyyyy. High 5, mah buddiieee
Quan Chi + Phelous and Wabuu Sprinkles on top. Best start to my day ever, excluding Coffee. Before anyone asks; I don't count Morning "relations" as a good start to my day, it's work before work with awful breath.
So in the episode with an anger gem, Jax insults Sonya's dead partner and instead of getting some infighting Sonya just... hangs her head. Maaan I can't believe.
Since English isn't my first language I have to assume blubberbutt is a perfectly normal insult to use on people who land on their butt. Otherwise it would be an extremely contrived way to get into Jax's secret hang up about his weight. But I do admit that I can't quickly think of an all audiences way to.
Sonya: Did you know Jax was the fattest kid in school?
Others: We don't care.
Jax: Grr, I am now a laughing stock! DIe, Sonya!
Why couldn't the ending be Quan Chi admitting that the gem was a dud and the MK group were ALWAYS assholes to each other?
PikaTheProsperous Quan Chi: I’m a sorcerer who has an army of sex slaves and I love torturing people to eat their souls, but even I think you’re all dicks. Epically YOU Stryker.
Stryker: That’s it, your suspended! Hand over your magic!
Destruction of the gem was just a placebo afterall
PikaTheProsperous Jax couldn't have been so fat without his metal arms!
The real Gem of Tetsuri was inside them all along!
The Secret of Quan Chi. I bet the secret is that his parents were actually musical instruments the whole time.
So he a dragon Ball character?
*Quan Chi flies around to Pumaman theme*
And that he was really an angel
The secret of Quan Chi is being the uuuuuugh-est Mortal Kombat character.
Wow Jax went straight for Sonya's Partner's death with No Mercy, That's a real BRUTALITY
Jax learned his lesson. Siro is the greatest Mortal Kombat teacher.
visoredgruntR34 He couldn't have possibly thought of that insult without his metal brain! You know... after it's been corrupted by a stupid gem.
WRONG, visoredgruntR34! That's not brutality! That's a FA-tality! - tosses visoredgruntR34 off a cliff -
I guess you can call that burn, toasty!
visoredgruntR34 LMFAO!!! He Dropped The Mic. A little rough.
Raiden: (drinking coffee) Why do I even still bother with those mortals? Sonya's an idiot, Kitana spews gibberish, Stryker's completely useless, not sure where Nightwolf came from and I don't know what to think of the others. Maybe I should consult with the Elder Gods to give me a vacation. (sighs) It's times like these where I kinda miss Johnny Cage. Wonder where he's off to?
This episode was pretty Quan Cheesy.
dry I don't know if it's the crappy pun or your profile pic but damn you for making me laugh as hard as you did.
To be fair, Sonya's hair looks like melted cheese.
I feel Quan Chi should have taken Scorpion's place in the second episode since not only is he an actual, capital-E "EVIL" sorceror, but raising undead is also his thing.
"Did you know Jax was the fattest kid in school?"
"Did you know we all know Siro's been here the whole time and we've just been ignoring him?"
Yeah. As for Siro, they're too busy hating on Stryker and being stupid.
SIRO the most ignored Mortal Kombat character!
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 (burp sounds)
I just love the idea that apparently blubber butt and your partner getting killed are insults of the same caliber according to this episode.
Wonder what other insults they could've thrown in...
Kitana: "Liu Kang, you let your brother die!"
Liu Kang: "Kitana, you let your father die!"
Stryker: "Sub-Zero, you're cold!"
Sub-Zero: "Stryker, you're Stryker!"
@@BBBHuey
Raiden: “You’re useless NightWolf!”
NightWolf: “You’re useless Raiden!”
God of useless🎵
The secret of Quan Chi: he was a fat kid just like Jax.
Quan Chi's face is memeworthy
HUWAAAARGH!
@@MinscFromBaldursGate92 the stone was secretly his hemorrhoids
@@ToyGuruMan the chaos gem was his most excruciating kidney stone
"Coming from a loser who gets her partner killed!" Others: "....." Liu Kang: "....Jesus Christ, Jax!! I know we're under the power of the gem and all, but-" *Rayden Appears* "Actually, it wore off a long time ago." Jax: ..... Sonya: ..... *Siro appears and puts his arm around Sonya's shoulder* "Blondie, I believe the word's you're looking for are, "THATS IT"!" *Squeezes Sonya's shoulder like he's crumbling the paper* "Oh, sorry..."
I love that Reiko's one talent is that he is a bureaucratic mastermind. He is the ultimate paper pusher and helmet wearer!
Shao Khan: OOOH!
I misheard that Jax got upset because Sonya called him 'loverbutt.' That would've been slightly funnier.
EDIT: I stand corrected. Sonya calling Jax fatty fat fat high on netherrealm diamond dust was hilarious.
Liu Kang: *whispering* Okay guys, we have to be really quiet. If we make any loud noise this giant monster will wake up and murder us all...
Suddenly NightSkype call: HEY GUYS THERE'S ANOTHER PORTAL OPENING!
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU GUYS NEW THAT, LOUDLY DID I WANT YOU TO KNOW
*Sonya yells KOMBAT TIME
And that's when Nightwing lost his computer privileges.
The secret of Quan Chi was he was a fatty in high school.
It's like poetry: it rhymes.
The secret of Quinn Chi is that he created Dingo animation and Good Times studios.
That monster!
And also adultswim. He's Evil
He was also responsible for The Next Mutation existing.
The other secret of Quan Chi is that he wasn’t impersonating SIRO: THE UHHHHHHHH-EST MORTAL KOMBAT CHARACTER this time.
AnonJl1 0/10 for the show for not having Quan Chi pretend to be Nightwolf and have him fuck Sonya, who is one of his angels, just to confuse Sub Zero.
AnonJl1 More like the HUAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH-EST MORTAL KOMBAT KHARACTER! @0:21
Why bring up the fact that Jax was fat when this episode was barely even focused on Jax at all?
Jax was a fatso and a nobody, before getting his cybernetic arms but he learnt his lesson Siro style =s
Yeah, he learned his lesson... which is why he still uses the cybernetics.... because he learned...
marplatense31 Alternate Ending: Jax breaks Sonya in half with his metal arms after being threatened by her calling him blubber butt on purpose.
Not to mention the fact that he _was_ fat, not _is._ Seriously, how can you even use that to embarass him in front of the others?
Sonya: Hey guys, guess what? Jax used to be _fat!_
Liu Kang: Wow, really? I figured you were always pretty fit, but knowing that you struggled to become healthy and strong instead of just naturally being that way makes it all the more impressive! That's really inspiring!
Stryker: I, too, share in Liu Kang's sentiment. Perhaps one day, I may turn my life around and become even remotely tolerable as a person!
[the Kombat Krew glares indignantly at Sonya]
Sonya: ...
...uh, KOMBAT TIME
Is Jax supposed to be the overly sensitive member? What next? "I can't possibly fight without my cellphone!"
I find it funny how everyone goes down in one hit here, yet in the games they can get their entire skeletal structures broken numerous times in one fight, and shake it off.
Adaptational Wimp.
The secret better be that he’s going to fly away at the end to that sweet sweet Pumaman soundtrack.
He was going to, but some dinosaur was flying by at this point and he wasn't allowed to take off.
+French Paul 1988
*Dingo version of Reptile comes flying by like a balloon*
“Sciiiiiiieeeeeeeence!!!”
His secret is that his father, the black panther, is his father.
I choked laughing when inflation fetish Jax showed up.
Quan Chi really was the best part of Conquest, although Shao Kahn was pretty good too.
Christ, the good guys are such babies. The earth is doomed.
*walks out of a shed*
God of useless 🎵
4:42 Now that Reiko is in MK1, this bit with Shao Khan and Reiko from this and the Conquest videos is all I think of 😂
"Is that right?...Blubberbutt."
"HEY, THAT'S OUR WORD!"
That was so lame and I laughed way harder than I should've.
Why would past obesity be humiliating anyway? It should be a point of pride since he can say "I used to be a fatass, but I worked my way to being ripped and having metal arms!"
His real secret is that he is the pope of fools
Is that a gender swapped Atem?
0:22 Quan Chi purging the Kidney Stone of Discord from his system
"Quan Chi's snake is a multi-purpose snake." ;)
Is nobody in the comments going to make a "Moses" joke regarding the snake turning into a staff? XD
Can't believe that's how my favourite MK villain started. It's funny too that in every other appearance, he quickly got characterized as the more subtle and scheming alternative to the more overt Shang Tsung and the downright barbaric Shao Kahn, yet in his first appearance he was such a doofus.
But at the same time, that's what I love about the MK verse and the developers of these games: they never give up or disown a character. They sit on it for a while and when they can think of something good to do with them, they bring them back with a new and improved version of their gimmick. I mean, they got people to like or at least respect Stryker! Can't wait for the next game to turn Hsu Hao and Mokap into fan favourites (although I never had a problem with Mokap. S' just a joke character, innit? No need to get our knickers in a twist over it).
I wouldn't say they don't give up on characters nor their alternatives always for the best.
Also Quan chi makes it a habit to spell out his plans even when that isn't necessary.
They hate Hsu Hao thought.
Phelan sounds like a jaded wife in a loveless marriage.
"I don't know WHY I expected anything else from you at this point...."
''I'm not angry, just dissapointed.
Still a better marriage than his with The Next Mutation.
Actually I like this idea of Quan Chi having snakes as weapons. Can we make this a thing for him in later games?
What's wrong with my ears, I keep hearing Sonya's insult as "loverbutt."
So did I, and based on the comments section, most people did. XD
You can't possibly hear that correctly without metal ears!
handsomebrick i thought she said blubberbutt
Damn it Sonya, you're off the leash!
that's the most natural use of the "yo dawg, i heard you like..." meme i've ever heard. it really was snakes inside of snakes inside of snakes. i'm in awe.
watching in...did this show invent memes?
If Stryker got corrupted by a gem, how would you TELL?
Raiden: God of Parenting Toddlers
man Quan Chi just passed the biggest kidney stone right there
I didn't know Uncle Fester was a playable character in Mortal Kombat
Not Uncle Fester. The world's oldest KISS fan.
I laughed so hard when I saw the thumbnail; I demand more Phelous-Chi in future videos!
Do people even care if they are called fat when they are clearly not so anymore? When I hear when someone who looks great now used to be fat as a kid, it actually makes me respect them more because they had the willpower to take a grip on their life and improve themselves, fixing the negligence of their parents.
The secret of Quanto Chi is singing gargoyles.
I can’t believe that Quan Chi, a mainstay of the Kombat franchise, came from THIS show. It’s just so... weird. It’s like learning Quake in X came from a shitty side game all about Jax and special forces.
N.obody Sevenhundred but what about hornbuckle
Quan Chi was being made before this. A more accurate way of putting it is he debuted on this show.
0:39- He sounds like someone who stepped on a Lego brick in the dark of night.
9:33- AH! Stupid sexy Jax!
SpeedyEric1 Sexy Jax? With that neck!?
So, it’s canon that Quan Chi has make-you-aggressive powers, right? I mean, this and Conquest has that, so surely it’s canon.
Quan Chi's secret is that he's related to the nuns from Dingo Pictures's Hunchback of Notre dame. He's got the same LOUD SCREAMINGGGGGand immediately cut to deadpan-skill.
Quan Chi's secret is he stole the diamonds from the Lion King
MY GOD!!!
I feel like someone has to have mentioned this before, but Nightwolf is essentially filling the same role as Shockwave: mostly sitting in that one computer room and occasionally calling in the middle of a battle.
Yes, I did a couple of vids ago.
0:21 "HUAAAAAAH!"
No, no, Quan Chi, you mean "UUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH"
Mesousa Gaby
Quan Chi in Konquest: An actually fun villain in the show with his own set of angels and silly moments despite the show being a mess.
Quan Chi in Defenders of the Realm: A complete joke of a villain who uses a gem to turn the heroes against each other, and yells like a madman when it gets destroyed before disappearing like a wimp.
@@TommyDeonauthsArchives Quan Chi almost destroyed the Earth Defense Squad without lifting a finger by gifting a stone that unearthed their flaws
So is Jax supposed to be the oversensitive one? I mean he loses his metal arms and feels completely debilitated and in this episode just even being referred to fat gives him PTSD... even though he is currently the most ripped person in his crew.
Being redundant and wasting time. No wonder this series only lasted 1 season.
I'm just glad Quan Chi wasn't a butterfly
When Conquest makes a more entertaining character, then you know you messed up!
SHINOBI-03 leave Conquest alone
This series did rain better, so I'd say their about even.
Jaxfield is my favorite newspaper strip and I can't believe you would make fun of it.
Quan Chi: (pops out wings and flies around to the Pumaman theme)
15:24 Sonya totally has Jax by the balls, hence the awkward laugh.
12:25
Jax with your heart so cold
Ooh blubberbutt's not a mistery, Warrior with Metal Arms
Phelan cosplaying as Quan Chi looks like Hordak from He-Man
I wonder if Phelous knows that the next episode is part of a unique crossover.
Basically it involved a character known as The Warrior King (voiced by Michael Dorn). He had to retrieve a mystical orb to save his planet from death & destruction, which led to him traveling through the worlds of Street Fighter, Savage Dragon, Mortal Kombat DotR and Wing Commander Academy. Though his MK appearance in through a brief silhouette.
Yes, I'll be talking about that.
@@phelous And to this day I think you're the only one to have made a video discussing the crossover.
Weird as it is, I like the idea of a continuous story told across 3 different shows. Wish we saw something like that today (done well).
Of all those shows, only Wing Commander was decent.
Of course Jax was fat as a kid, how could he have possibly exercised back then W I T H O U T H I S M E T A L A R M S ?
Good point
ok,if all of earth looks like a rockfield, they should consider merging with outworld and see it as an upgrade.
7:40 - Dormammu! I've come to bargain!
Dormammu: *you’ve come to die.*
Now I wish I could see this version of Quan Chi turn into Siro so that when he transforms back into QC, we can hear Siro yell "HYAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
Say, did you know that Jax was the FATTEST kid in school…
*WITH NO METAL ARMS?!?!*
Oooooooooo, you just got
*BLADDED*
0:21 is that yell a meme yet?
it was used a couple of times from TJ TV.
TMNIsaac so I guess thats a maybe
Maruko Chan 99 In a way yea.
I still prefer the screeching ''noooooo'' of Cortan from the Highlander cartoon.
Quan Chi looks like The Joker from Batman:TAS.
Remember kids, you can say ANY horrible thing ever like getting people killed, cheating, stealing whatever but NEVER TALK ABOUT SOMEONE'S BLUBBER BUTT!
6:02 This Nightwolf is just as annoying as Preston Garvey from Fallout 4.
Preston: "There's another settlement that needs our help."
Nightwolf: "There's another portal opening."
Well Nightwolf hasn't YET complained to them that they as much as looked at a coffee cup yet.
They crossed cartoon Joker with Voldemort and pennywise ?
The secret of Quan Chi is, of course, that he was disguised as Siro the whole time so he could confuse Kung Lao by pretending to have sex with Taja.
My god of useless, I still can't believe that was an actual plot.
Quan Chi and Scarab from Mummies Alive should have a chat, they both like to use snakes as staves. :D
Is it wrong that I would have rather have seen an episode where Quan-chi and Siro helping Jax with his weight problem?
No. I'm sure it would've lead to less idiocy and maybe a decent fight.
Quan Ci's secret is that he's the father of Queen's Blade character Echidna.
7:52 🤣 I'm literally dying right now omg hahaha
It's a snake within a snake within a snake, snake-ception
The Secret of Quan Chi? Well I sure hope that it isn't that he was an angel the whole time and his father was a Tuba
I’m pretty sure that Quan Chi wanted the crystal for a generic “stop the Kombat Krew once and for all” plan.
Mind you, this isn’t very well explained.
14:14 "Well, got that out of my system"
Hey since Liu Kang is descended from Kung Lao shouldn’t he have tried to kill everyone once he got a hit from the Quan dealer? Also stupid sexy Jax!
Also, since Stryker is obviously a descendant of Syro, the rapiest mortal kombat kharacter, should he try to sexually harass Sonya, by saying "Common Sonya, be a team player". It sounds like something Stryker would do.
CookieMastah No, we couldn't have that, because then we'd have to include a scene of Stryker trying to rape a random waitress who then never wants to see him again, but then becomes his girlfriend for one episode before dying. Most of that is par for the course, but it'd be way too much of a stretch to imagine that anyone actually liked Stryker.
I want an Magical Animal that turns into Accesories. I wanna be just like Papa Quan Chi
I laughed so hard at Jaxfield! Wait, did you just pronounce Reiko as Raikou?
It makes the jobber sound cooler at least. Also I'd believe this show would mispronounced Reiko if we ever adapted MK4.
To be fair, Iceland is actually a strange alien landscape.
2:45
So Sonya wrapped her legs around Jax's feet, and then pushed him?
Give me Siro, give me Steamed Hams, and there is nothing left for me to ask for
This episode should have been called "Jax'es Big Fat Secret"
The secret of Quan Chi is that he was actually Kano in disguise all along!
I think Quan Chi needs to learn how to keep secrets better, or at the very least have an actual plan.
Jaxfield: These fat jokes are wearing thin.
5:15 - 5:26 Yes, cause he wouldn't be Quan Chi if he's caught doing errands for his undead whores
Phelan. You made me laugh so hard it hurt in this episode. Doooood, ... Hilarious. (You're definitely one of my favorite comedians and have been for a very long time) That happens often when I watch his episodes. Also, you're SO good at your own unique style of editing and you're a really good/fun voice actor. Yer always souper funny guyyyyy. High 5, mah buddiieee
Quan Chi + Phelous and Wabuu Sprinkles on top. Best start to my day ever, excluding Coffee.
Before anyone asks; I don't count Morning "relations" as a good start to my day, it's work before work with awful breath.
Sir Wilhelm H.Y I guess Siro is the cream cheese.
I assumed that the secret was that he liked cosplaying as siro
8:44
Would have been a perfect place to put the "I am Lin Kuei. Scorpion was a ninja." scene from Mythologies.
Raiden, YOU IS THE GOD OF FOOLS!
So in the episode with an anger gem, Jax insults Sonya's dead partner and instead of getting some infighting Sonya just... hangs her head. Maaan I can't believe.
Shame is a powerful feeling.
If only she knew in another timeline that Jax loses his arms to that dumbass who said to surrender or his girlfriend of the episode is Finish.
8:06
Overtime? Mr.Krabs does not know the definition of overtime.
Neither does Lex Luthor.
lol another fun episode, Phelous ✨💖 looking forward to the next 👍😆
A new Phelous video is always a great way to end a day.
... Is Reiko just Eddie after the Baywatch Realm was taken over by Shao Khan?
Sonya: hey Jax you were fat in middle school
Jax: oh yeah? Well you killed your partnet!!
"OuuuOuUoouu- my pizza is here *poof*!" Quan Chi probably.
Phelan you missed a Shang from Conquests theme moment at Sonyas unsubtle rebuttall 9:25
DUR DUR DURN!
Since English isn't my first language I have to assume blubberbutt is a perfectly normal insult to use on people who land on their butt. Otherwise it would be an extremely contrived way to get into Jax's secret hang up about his weight.
But I do admit that I can't quickly think of an all audiences way to.
Blubberbutt is more of an insult for people who have really big, unattractive butts.
Quan Chi's Secret is how he can sinch that perfect waist with nothing but a snake. Come through winner of Raiden's Drag Race