Joe Manganiello Defends His Dog Chiropractor Guilty Pleasure

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  • Опубліковано 18 чер 2024
  • Taylor Tomlinson challenges Patton Oswalt, Terry Crews, and Joe Manganiello to defend their guiltiest pleasures including dog chiropractors and crossword puzzles.
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  • @UnicornTears12
    @UnicornTears12 Місяць тому +198

    This episode was basically 2 giants and a Hobbit.

    • @chrisvainio
      @chrisvainio Місяць тому +8

      That’s SHIELD Agent Koenig. He could take ‘em both.

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 Місяць тому +9

      completely ignoring the wizard calling all the shots. 😮

    • @UnicornTears12
      @UnicornTears12 Місяць тому +2

      @@chovue2363 a terrible oversight on my part. I will never forgive myself.

  • @TimpossibleOne
    @TimpossibleOne Місяць тому +116

    Taylors face when Terry shouted "Masterbatory!" 5:30

  • @marksasahara1115
    @marksasahara1115 Місяць тому +20

    "... But I hate jocks. Guilty"! Had me dying laughing!! Joe and Terry flexing and Patton hiding behind his podium was absolute gold!

  • @Mare416
    @Mare416 Місяць тому +124

    This might be my favorite game they’ve ever played.

  • @a_d_a_m
    @a_d_a_m Місяць тому +150

    that dog’s look said “did you just try to kill me ?! “

    • @Palidine4M0O
      @Palidine4M0O Місяць тому +4

      thats the joke, chiropractors can and do hurt people sometimes, its an art, and our bodies are their canvas that they tear

    • @christinehottinger5791
      @christinehottinger5791 Місяць тому +12

      Patton didn't know what he was talking about, but the dog is giving two BIG and clear signs of discomfort in the still. Whale eyes and wrinkly forehead are distress signals, not signals of relief or comfort. The dog was giving at least the whale eyes before the "adjustment" as well, but the dog tries to get away from the chiropractor immediately after the adjustment, which is an indication they disliked what happened even more than what came before it.
      If you really think your dog needs a chiropractor, at least find a chiropractor with behavioral certifications (eg AABP-CDBC) who won't traumatize your dog in a non-regulated medicinal practice.

    • @christinehottinger5791
      @christinehottinger5791 Місяць тому +5

      I think there's also a tight commissure (cheeks) in the still, like the panting it's also a sign of stress for many dogs.

    • @Happy_Biker
      @Happy_Biker Місяць тому

      ​@@christinehottinger5791That same chiropractor on the video does some amazing adjustments though. And chiropractic adjustments can be uncomfortable to experience but the relief for humans and other animals is very real.

    • @christinehottinger5791
      @christinehottinger5791 Місяць тому +3

      @@Happy_Biker how would you know the relief for a dog is real, when you can't ask them and ignore the signals they actually do give? How does chiropractry even develop adjustments for dogs while ignoring all feedback from the dogs?

  • @monica93304
    @monica93304 Місяць тому +22

    I'm now a fan of After Midnight. These three guests absolutely crushed it.

  • @Jake_the_Bioengineer
    @Jake_the_Bioengineer Місяць тому +63

    Such a good game. Actual improv with props!

  • @jaebee1121
    @jaebee1121 Місяць тому +132

    Correcting the pronunciation of "banal" was perfect.

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 Місяць тому +5

      It's not even a correction. Both pronunciations are correct.

    • @fakename1656
      @fakename1656 Місяць тому +1

      I have learned to say the correct thing in my thoughts and not out loud as to avoid being that guy. But boy was it sweet to hear Patton let it fly

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 Місяць тому

      @@fakename1656 He made a fool of himself.

    • @fakename1656
      @fakename1656 Місяць тому +1

      @@redrick8900 he spoke truth to a man that could snap him like a twig

    • @redrick8900
      @redrick8900 Місяць тому

      @@fakename1656 He was wrong and what you are saying is insane.

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts Місяць тому +70

    Crews with that tiny dumb bell, Oswald with that wig….perfection. These three plus Tomlinson = comedy gold. But, oof… that dog chiropractor video. That dog looks so scared and stressed out, and when the neck went “crack,” I died a little inside.

    • @debrakron9049
      @debrakron9049 Місяць тому +5

      I do have to say after my dog’s first trip to the chiropractor, he couldn’t wait to go back. He loved it!

    • @Call_me_E_C
      @Call_me_E_C Місяць тому +3

      ​@@debrakron9049 My love of dogs usurps my "wow 1st World Problems so hard" response here 😆 That's pretty interesting. Not that I'd take my doggo to a chiro, but at least it wouldn't terrify him if I did.

    • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
      @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Місяць тому +3

      It did look distressed, in that frame. But not the others, I believe?
      And if the dog is distressed, the guy should stop, with that dog.
      I think it depends on the dog and what they get for treatment.

  • @aaronaudioguy
    @aaronaudioguy Місяць тому +93

    Patton Owsalt is a goddamned GENIUS, and an international treasure.

    • @chrisbarry9345
      @chrisbarry9345 Місяць тому +1

      His bit about respecting people's beliefs is perfection

    • @uosdwiSrdewoH
      @uosdwiSrdewoH Місяць тому

      You ever seen his extended bit from Parks and Recreation? He riffs for like 8 minutes on what will happen in Star Wars The Force Awakens 3 years before it comes out. The amazing thing is he describes almost exactly what happens at the start of Book of Boba Fett. ua-cam.com/video/5BBhNkywMJY/v-deo.html&pp=ygUbcGF0dG9uIG9zd2FsdCBwYXJrcyBhbmQgcmVj

    • @graydenday3760
      @graydenday3760 25 днів тому

      One of my all time favorite comedians

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 Місяць тому +31

    When this show goes all silly, it's some of the best moments.

  • @krassos
    @krassos Місяць тому +41

    Terry went full Cosby impersonation for a moment there.

  • @ZachsMind
    @ZachsMind Місяць тому +21

    4:34 The instant Terry Crews said "BAY-null" I immediately vocalized "buh-NAL" and then a heart beat later, with that look on his face, Patton agreed with me. It's the simple things in life we treasure.

  • @rainbomg
    @rainbomg Місяць тому +26

    I loudly cackled throughout this game, these guys are PROS. Wonderful, hilarious, perfect

  • @MatthewTheWanderer
    @MatthewTheWanderer Місяць тому +23

    They forgot to give a sentence for the guilty verdict!

  • @bestdaymlunatic
    @bestdaymlunatic Місяць тому +16

    Joe being the DA straight-up brought me back to his role as Marshall's lawyer friend in HIMYM HAHA

  • @cj3xps
    @cj3xps Місяць тому +17

    Terry's rebuttal was great! "No! No it wouldn't!"

  • @8D2BFREE
    @8D2BFREE Місяць тому +17

    These actors strutting there stuff is the best thing i have seen on after midnight.

  • @jdstevenson1970
    @jdstevenson1970 Місяць тому +40

    I think this show is hitting its stride. Congrats to all.

  • @Nothing_Israel
    @Nothing_Israel Місяць тому +20

    It’s like Taylor saying she liked the Dungeons & Dragons movie yesterday summoned them.

  • @reyvagabond3344
    @reyvagabond3344 Місяць тому +16

    Now i need a new twins movie with pat and joe.

  • @lynnstlaurent6789
    @lynnstlaurent6789 Місяць тому +7

    Any Patton fan knew he wasn’t going to let that banal slide.

  • @Victorio667553
    @Victorio667553 Місяць тому +13

    Disappointed Patton didn't say, "shock and paw"

  • @jtetsuya
    @jtetsuya Місяць тому +24

    lol they all brought their A-game for this. I don't think this segment would have worked as well as it did with just straight comedians.

  • @wlb2j
    @wlb2j Місяць тому +29

    Joe and Terry are such beefcakes, then there's Patton.... we love them all!

    • @goodbher9244
      @goodbher9244 Місяць тому +1

      They're all three beefcakes.

  • @CajunCraft24
    @CajunCraft24 Місяць тому +7

    That tie makes Joe look like he’s on the Flintstones

  • @benchiaase
    @benchiaase Місяць тому +9

    OMG, please make this a regular feature! That was the funniest shit I've seen on this show by a long way! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @wlb2j
    @wlb2j Місяць тому +15

    Terry Cruz is so charming!

  • @brianlane-karnas8614
    @brianlane-karnas8614 Місяць тому +4

    Oh how I wish Terry had corrected Patton when he asked to see the barbell. 8:05 would have been another nugget of comedy gold in this already fabulous segment!

  • @redjules1215
    @redjules1215 Місяць тому +7

    An incredible lineup and a good game giving everybody time to shine. Might be the show's best segment.

  • @Call_me_E_C
    @Call_me_E_C Місяць тому +28

    Joe's dumbbell argument is spot-on. For non-gym rats, would you rather have one measuring cup with a lot of measuring markings, or a whole bunch of measuring cups like some kind of psychopath?

    • @benjaminpikoikj7090
      @benjaminpikoikj7090 Місяць тому +1

      Yes

    • @AbhishekKr.Singh1609
      @AbhishekKr.Singh1609 Місяць тому

      Obviously

    • @1midnightfish
      @1midnightfish Місяць тому +7

      But what if you use your one measuring cup for a liquid or sticky ingredient and then immediately need it for sugar or flour? You have any idea how often that happens? A kitchen psychopath is one who keeps washing and drying out the same cup instead of investing in four nesting cups, which incidentally take up the same amount of space in a kitchen drawer.
      As for dumbbells vs. machines, people can do whatever you want, I stopped going to the gym 20 years ago (as I'm sure you could tell from the first part of my comment 😂)

    • @bokchoiman
      @bokchoiman Місяць тому

      Yeah and let's ignore for a second that one dumbbell rack takes up considerably less space than all of the machines on the gym floor. Not to mention they make dumbbells that are nested and that makes them the most valuable piece of home gym equipment.

    • @fakename1656
      @fakename1656 Місяць тому +1

      More different people can use dumbells at the same time. Than one or two machines. But personally I like the machines

  • @rodneydickson784
    @rodneydickson784 Місяць тому +4

    Patton and that wig!😂

  • @UnderstandingDarkness
    @UnderstandingDarkness Місяць тому +7

    Did Terry slip into a Cosby impersonation? 😂

  • @rajidahae4220
    @rajidahae4220 Місяць тому +3

    The improv was great, this game is a keeper, even if none of the contestants seemed to get that they were supposed to be cross-examining the suspect!

  • @MrBadSmash
    @MrBadSmash 10 днів тому

    Terry's little dumbbell that matches his outfit is such a great move

  • @forrestmorrisey
    @forrestmorrisey Місяць тому +6

    Oh man, this is a top 5 after midnight moment

  • @strikercwl
    @strikercwl Місяць тому +7

    Fantastic panel, I hope they all become regulars. You should do a "champions" series where winners play each other, as well as a second chance games for the losers.

  • @AndyGilleand
    @AndyGilleand 26 днів тому

    I could honestly see this game become its own game show.

  • @benjaminbaumgardner7620
    @benjaminbaumgardner7620 Місяць тому +1

    Dog chiropractic is a level of quackery that is completely obscene

  • @toferj7441
    @toferj7441 26 днів тому

    This has got to be my favorite line up of guests!! ❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @wirelesmike73
    @wirelesmike73 Місяць тому +3

    😂 The look on that dog's face after the neck snap is exactly the same look I had when a chiropractor did that s--t to me... Frozen in "WTF?".😳

  • @Jay-kz7mw
    @Jay-kz7mw Місяць тому +7

    Wow this game is the best so far. Please keep using it

  • @brigitred
    @brigitred Місяць тому +2

    This is my favorite episode ever! Please have these three back once a month!

  • @user-ud6ui7zt3r
    @user-ud6ui7zt3r Місяць тому +6

    Joe "the mendacious" Manganiello

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 Місяць тому +5

    We love terry crews joe manganiello patton oswalt and taylor Tomlinson

  • @palmeravery1029
    @palmeravery1029 Місяць тому +5

    Heavy hitters, all.

  • @toferj7441
    @toferj7441 26 днів тому

    I corrected "banal" and moments later Patton did too!! 😂😂😂 I spat out on my drink! 😆😆😆

  • @Liihdeoz
    @Liihdeoz 12 днів тому

    One of my favorite segments ever! The guests are just top notch 👌

  • @kujmous
    @kujmous Місяць тому +1

    THEY HAVE THE WORD DUMB RIGHT IN THEIR NAME!!!

  • @fisch723
    @fisch723 24 дні тому

    The show is hitting its stride. Love this sketch.

  • @ruthannebrooks2826
    @ruthannebrooks2826 Місяць тому +1

    Really wanted him to say “Terry loves dumbbell” 😂

    • @YouHadMeAtMoonPie
      @YouHadMeAtMoonPie Місяць тому

      Me too! I always cracked up when he referred to himself in the 3rd person on Brooklyn 99

  • @meheuck
    @meheuck Місяць тому +1

    Patton using the same Debate Society skills he demonstrated on Lewis Black's 'ROOT OF ALL EVIL" show long ago.

  • @760viater
    @760viater Місяць тому +3

    This show is so good

  • @cb4n409
    @cb4n409 Місяць тому +3

    Terry just sold me a dumbell set

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 Місяць тому

      get the machine, its better. and saves more space.

  • @doslover
    @doslover Місяць тому

    This episode has already been my favorite by far 😆

  • @ajbrooks2112
    @ajbrooks2112 Місяць тому +1

    Watching this right after the Brooklyn 99 episode with Oswald in it is messing with my brain lol

  • @Mackovision
    @Mackovision 27 днів тому

    This is by far the best episode so far! 👌

  • @teh201d
    @teh201d Місяць тому +2

    oh man this episode made me LOL out loud

  • @enzomthethwa5861
    @enzomthethwa5861 Місяць тому

    We were all hoping to see Terry and Joe flex their muscles together, and we got it!

  • @Physiker17
    @Physiker17 Місяць тому +1

    Those 3... hardest game of f*ck, marry, kill... ever.

  • @furiouhuzzah
    @furiouhuzzah Місяць тому

    I could not stop laughing, this was HYSTERICAL! This crew is so funny, but I will say Patton is the maestro

  • @johnmcnulty2705
    @johnmcnulty2705 Місяць тому

    You know your show is doing well when you have 3 different judge wigs

  • @N0d4chi
    @N0d4chi Місяць тому

    Patton Oswald and Terry Crews are just amazing actors and improv guys. Joe is pretty good too

  • @Subfightr
    @Subfightr Місяць тому

    If they are actually ad-libbing this right there on the spot, that is extremely impressive

  • @doorkum
    @doorkum Місяць тому

    Joe rebuttal was on point. Really good segment. 😂

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray Місяць тому +1

    This feels like the sequel to Idiocracy

  • @jenniferjones3273
    @jenniferjones3273 Місяць тому

    Love Terry Crews but appreciate the reason behind Patton's decision!

  • @brianhaygood183
    @brianhaygood183 Місяць тому +1

    Judge Joe did an excellent job.

  • @Neuvost
    @Neuvost 18 днів тому

    remember, for your hobbies not to be cringe, you don't have to be innocent, just NOT GUILTY

  • @AnneMuhlethaler-tz5nj
    @AnneMuhlethaler-tz5nj Місяць тому

    Fabulous ! Best game, best contestants. + Taylor !! 🎉

  • @kai19971201
    @kai19971201 Місяць тому +1

    This is amazing😂

  • @tehBrymann
    @tehBrymann Місяць тому +1

    lol! I said banal at the same time as patton!

  • @Omarr1991
    @Omarr1991 Місяць тому +8

    Im flabbergasted! #aftermidnight

  • @Silverpup67
    @Silverpup67 Місяць тому

    Joe is a huge nerd in real life. Not surprise he defended Patton.

  • @FIOakaOLGA
    @FIOakaOLGA 28 днів тому

    I'm crying 😂

  • @MommyOfZoeAndLiam
    @MommyOfZoeAndLiam Місяць тому +1

    I know someone who had a HORSE Chiropractor. I thought it was a joke, but nope, they paid for a chiropractor for their horse.

  • @digthemedium
    @digthemedium Місяць тому

    Such the best episode!

  • @matteomatwallace
    @matteomatwallace Місяць тому +2

    Patton could go on for 7 more minutes if allowed

  • @uosdwiSrdewoH
    @uosdwiSrdewoH Місяць тому

    Judge Terry made a bad call. That dog is like "What the hell just happened?"

  • @Undercover_Cauliflower
    @Undercover_Cauliflower Місяць тому +2

    There was only one of those that was weird, it looked like that person was attempting to murder that dog

  • @jbeta4948
    @jbeta4948 Місяць тому

    This was so good!

  • @CaptainTedStryker
    @CaptainTedStryker Місяць тому +4

    Hey After Midnight Assistant Producer, since you're reading this, can you please display the hashtag theme BEFORE showing the four "honorable mention" winners onscreen? Otherwise you have to rewind the video which is a real PITA on my phone.

  • @d1ni1mueter
    @d1ni1mueter Місяць тому

    best after midnight game ever!

  • @njnjhjh8918
    @njnjhjh8918 19 днів тому

    I like shiny things and am feeling things re: Taylor's jacket's buttons

  • @justsaying14
    @justsaying14 Місяць тому +1

    Odeur! Ooodeur!!!

  • @user-fq6xr5gm2r
    @user-fq6xr5gm2r Місяць тому

    This was excellent

  • @kevstubeification
    @kevstubeification Місяць тому +1

    This show is my guilty pleasure 😋

  • @jamesgolding2810
    @jamesgolding2810 Місяць тому

    Best episode ever!

  • @alhypo
    @alhypo Місяць тому

    Imagine a person suffering from OCD walking into an LA gym and seeing the disordered array of dumbbells...
    Except they are only strong enough to move dumbbells weighing up to 25 lbs. 😱
    What a nightmare.

  • @oliviasayshi7517
    @oliviasayshi7517 Місяць тому

    Some science teacher is gonna use that gravity clip

  • @trashcanbees2739
    @trashcanbees2739 Місяць тому

    this game is incredible

  • @timothypenwell2487
    @timothypenwell2487 Місяць тому

    You're my guilty pleasure, Taylor!❤❤❤❤❤

  • @chatsnoirblamo
    @chatsnoirblamo Місяць тому

    Emmy 😂😂😂😂

  • @chovue2363
    @chovue2363 Місяць тому

    this is top 5 favorite clips from AM youtube clips!🤣

  • @robsrxx
    @robsrxx Місяць тому

    This is a fun way of evolving the game.

  • @stefaniedee2969
    @stefaniedee2969 Місяць тому

    Wouldn't it be easier to just have a machine? No, no it wouldn't.

  • @BraxtonHoward
    @BraxtonHoward Місяць тому +1

    Joe just casually showing animal abuse is wild to me.

  • @wirelesmike73
    @wirelesmike73 Місяць тому +1

    Great game! Crews was ruthless in his cross-examination. I was shocked. It seemed out of character for him, and I was quite impressed. But, then he mispronounced banal like anal, and seemed fixated on what he perceived as the "masturbatory" nature of Patton's obsession, which makes me think his rehab might need another visit - BUT, I DIGRESS! The simple fact is, he looked absolutely mad in that judge's wig and it was exquisite, so I'm willing to over the mispronunciation if for no other reason other than it was an exceptional vocabulary choice that cut right to the heart of his argument. Well played.
    And, Judge Joe (if I may) was quite thoughtful in his deliberation. Fair, considerate, and compassionate. If only our SCOTUS were of such noble and sound mind. Oswalt, on the other hand, is a f---ing monster, both as a litigator and as a judge. Calculated, deliberate, and unmoved by appeal to emotion, outside of his unbridled hatred for jocks.
    No notes. He's perfect in every way.😈

  • @stoodmuffinpersonal3144
    @stoodmuffinpersonal3144 Місяць тому +1

    i dont even work out, and I want to be pro Terry.
    But Joe has a point. ANY gym. Theyre NEVER racked properly.

  • @rainman7992
    @rainman7992 Місяць тому

    each comedian brings a White Elephant to the show, the host has gift for the winner, winner chooses between keeping theirs, or swapping with the host or one of the other contestants