Advanced driving skills
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- Опубліковано 7 лют 2025
- Advanced driving skills
Bad driving caught on camera 3 was the working title here, but as the first one wasn't taken seriously, I thought I'd approach this in a very different way indeed. Most of these clips I've already uploaded elsewhere.
So, you've passed your driving test, you can now hone your skills, forget all of that Highway Code bollocks and stupid rules and drive properly.
We're supposed to stop at junctions to check for traffic -- screw that -- that's pointless!
When you're a really good driver, you'll know that blocking the roundabout is not only completely harmless, but hilarious too!
Indicators; they let other road users known that you are going to off somewhere, but how long should you indicate for -- 2 seconds -- nah, just leave them on -- you're bound to turn off at some point, why waste energy thinking about it.
Some would suggest not blocking junctions, as it stops other motorists from getting out of side roads, but what the hell do they know -- blocking junctions is part of your civil liberties -- everyone would be much happier if we didn't have any pointless rules like this. The same applies for parking, why bother to find a space when you can dump your van wherever you feel like, so what if you are wasting everyone's time by causing a traffic jam -- bollocks -- nobody is anymore important than you are.
If you're a superb driver, the van is the vehicle of choice, let's face it; if you've got a van you can legally drive pissed out of your head, weave all over the road and run red lights. You're also encouraged to talk on your mobile phone and cut corners forcing others to jam their brakes. You can get away with what you like as a van driver, because the police know better that to bother stopping you.
Parking with consideration is for nerds and dicks; double-parking is the way ahead, and if you can use more than one space -- well done you!
Blind corners are brilliant places to park; it can cause an accident, accidents rock!
Bus stops are great places to park, they're just so convenient, the bus can always park in the road and block the traffic -- who cares -- certainly not the bus driver -- they love bad parking.
Buses are brilliant, they're always breaking down, because the driver doesn't waste his time checking the oil before setting off, and the companies know that servicing the things is boring and cost money.
This driver's got a sense of humour, there's only one thing easier to see than stopped bus with its hazard lights on; and that's a fat man in a high-visibility jacket. Good on you fella!
You can drive at whatever speed you like, so if you want to do 15mph everywhere, causing congestion, road-rage and accidents -- you go for it -- no one will be late, get angry or do anything stupid to get past.
Same goes for you boyracers, it's actually very clever to tear up the streets making a ridiculous racket. Yeah!!!
If you can't afford a car, get a moped, and overtake everything you can, if you don't need to, even if your manoeuvre is pointless because you're about to turn off, and therefore block the traffic you've just overtaken.
Before you can drive though, you'll have to be a pedestrian, but make sure you're a pillock with your road sense; you don't want to be on the pavement -- that's for pussies!!
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All shots were taken by me in Farnham, Farnborough and Ash. g4rdenspoon facebook page: www.facebook.co...
Woo!!! Recognised most of those scenes! Fleet, Farnborough, Farnham, Ash etc. I'm from Fleet.
Love this vid. Well put together, m8. :D
nice one mr spoon , all good stuff mate hahaha love it have a great week mate : )
i only run red lights when im on the phone and drinking a cup of tea
THIS ... NEEDS TO GO VIRAL!!!!!!
@ChristParkero It took a few months of having the camera in the car. It wasn't difficult, I just saved anything I saw that was worth having a pop at. :)
@jondavis1234 It makes sense to me, they work as clips for some, and for those that understand language I can make another. :)
Thanks Jon
@AS6VIDEO It took a couple of months, I leave the camera running whenever I go anyway, and pick out anything that amuses me. :)
How long did it take to film all this? Unless this is all from one journey, in which case, wow...
@SpiritmanProductions Thanks very much :)
when did driving standards get as bad as this? this seems to be the norm, what we need is more traffic officers monitoring are driving keeping us safe from these bloody idiots who don't care about their safety.
@roadbikegarden They get bloody everywhere don't they?
Did it take you a while to get all these shots or was it quick.. nice one .. ..that was not me in the white van honest
@DibbersPage Thanks Dibs, thought you'd appreciate the humour here. :)
@g4rdenspoon is it even legal to film other people driving their vehicles and show there registration plates and show them publicly id say very unlikely .
@JustinJamesUK Thank you. :)
OUCH.
You nailed em, mate!
@effects69 Thanks :)
@bit0213 Thank you :)
@tomken8dy That ritual isn't as bad as you'd think, it doesn't involve any penetration ... I don't live in NY you know!
@cagmito76 Why would you watch a video with no sound, seems a bit pointless to me.
@TheMinisterofDefence Yes, most of the time. Good eh? :)
@crwoody1 Or in your case; bridal-ways...
@cagmito76 The roads are public places, you are allowed to film and take pictures in public places.
@AS6VIDEO It can be a good idea, being about to see some of the idiot antics is great, although constantly having to charge batteries gets boring.
@tomken8dy It just did talk about it, perhaps I'm in trouble now.
@michi12388 Thanks :)
@g4rdenspoon must admit though it was funny with sound .
Haha, great work. Hilarious!
@g4rdenspoon
You'd better go to the..secret place and umm,
take part in that ritual thingy.
@Wysiwygnuttyjo51 I must visit your town one day, then maybe I can make another video without having to wait for so long. :)
@Iamfukenripped Thanks very much, I do try :)
What is it about Farnham that makes people drive like idiots?
There are so many twat-headed drivers on the road in Leics, I'm surprised I ever get anywhere on time, and unscathed ;)
awesome
Fun to see all these videos g4rdenspoonified :)
@cagmito76 Thanks, I like that comment :)
@g4rdenspoon
We're not allowed to talk about that.
You never read that, uh, "thing?"
*gives secret handshake while praising Baal*
@cagmito76 Driving around with a camera in the car could just save your insurance no-claims, if someone does something really stupid in front of you and then tries to blame you for it ...
@g4rdenspoon Thats a good idea... I do carry my camcorder with me too in the car but always forget its there
I think I'm guilty of all those things ;)
@g4rdenspoon
True. But mob guys actually pick up
behavioral cues from movies and TV.
Life imitating art.
ahhh, so that's the driving situation in the UK these days is it?...lol.
@tomken8dy Oh really, now I am a bit worried. Hey, I'm getting my first cheque (check) from Google soon, I've been told, after over a year over adverts I am finally going to get paid.
This video is bril and a little bit scary because there's a lot of arseholes out there.
Some people's children.
@g4rdenspoon
Sort of like UA-cam.
I should have enough UNITED EARTH CREDITS
in 150 years to make ends meet.
@kel2corkey There are a lot of arseholes, although I mostly it's just ignorance. :)
@gazmetal Yes, steal it!!
@MadMonkeyBoy08 That'd be great, I could do with that. :)
@alzebub666 The only thing you're guilty of is bad car choice. :P
@steviejacko Excellent - you have an excuse. ;-)
@tomken8dy I got my revenge, by being a twat, verbally. Good.
@g4rdenspoon
And true!
@tomken8dy It's a great joke, you could make money out of that sort of thing, just not very much :P
@sheriffatman123 and there always will be.
@g4rdenspoon
Don't make me go Joe Pesci on you!!
@tomken8dy Ha ha!!! That is pretty good mate. :)
@tomken8dy Bloody pretend gangsters.
@1798373872 :)