"I'm a cannibalistic white guy, I like my women bite size"........ yoooooo, you got this down perfect because that sounds exactly like something Em would say!
This morning he had a steak egg and cheese bagel, with three Eggos, and a frosty flakes Bowl with a teenage ho, two nectarines eggs oats, 3 egg rolls, half-and-half green Faygo with cheese queso, vegan spaghetti Prego, Cheesesteak toast, Barefoot sweet red gulps, wheat bread loaf and some Mexican pesos with Diego
"Dre found me in a green dumpster, with a mean hunger, under 3 covers, having a threesome with 2 tree huggers..." 😂 Yo, this is fire. I really hope Em sees this and shouts out Crank.
@@datl3afn1nja9 i mean… really we gon pick apart a compliment fam?!!🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️ lol. It’s a hard skill to do if not impossible…It’s not redundant if your describing how extensive the object is lol but whatever.( damn got English professors in the comment sections now 😂)
@@ICE-zf1cj Hahaha Drake finish Em, hahahha man you smoking good. Em ends careers, period. Don't hate bro, that's not a good look for you, or atleast it shouldn't be a good look for you. Hahaha Drake finishes Em. 😂
@@dangraefe3264 what is wrong saying Drake will defeat Eminem. Drake outsells Eminem if they drop on the same day and will lyrically rip him apart in a battle. Eminem is overrated if you ask me. Nas, Jadakiss, black thought, lil Wayne will also rip him apart
@@ICE-zf1cj Hahaha ok bro, First off Lil Wayne has already stated Eminem is a problem, and every track Wayne and Em have done, Wayne got out Rapped, along with many others, list is to long to even start naming. Nas or Jada VS Em would be epic, but most def not a slaughter. To many greats have placed Em in their Top 5, including Wayne. Not to mention Em is still climbing charts globally, to becoming even greater then he already is. Drake in no manner is even fucking with Em, especially in a battle. Drake hasn't ended not 1 artist career, how many has Em ended? Ja Rule, Benzino, MGK, just to name a few. Stop hating and give credit where its due. You probably don't like Em because of his skin tone and that's it. So you hate.
@@dangraefe3264 Man, Wayne been better than Em since ‘05. Em hasn’t released a classic project since The Eminem Show. Wayne released 3 classics last decade: Sorry 4 The Wait 2, Dedication 6 and Dedication 6: Reloaded. Nothing Em made from 2005 on is better than those mixtapes. And I ain’t even mention Dedication 2, Tha Carter 2, Da Drought 3, Tha Carter 3 and No Ceilings. MMLP2 was great, and so was Hell: The Sequel, Relapse and Recovery, but none of those projects are touching any of the mixtapes from Wayne I listed above.
“Now you lose playoff dreams, can’t stay on teams/because you play with Draymond Green” OMFG that line was too tough 🤣🔥 “You rap like someone scorned you” 😂😂
I don't care that yall wont believe me but deadass 2 nights ago I thought "why hasn't Crank made a 'Why I cant engineer' video for Eminem"... and now he drops an Eminem video 💁🏾 your welcome yall
Crank is every rapper molded into one. But he's still Crank Lucas (not a diss). Dude is living a dream for real. Rapping for fun, making a good off of what he excels at, and doesn't have crazy fame where he cant go outside. This should be what the youngin should aspire to be. Genuine. Keep going G
Dead ass the penmanship combined with the voice inflections are top tier. All phases of Em’s evolved style are represented here too lml. The setups and punches are spot. This is next level parody. SNL need you. Good stuff Crank!
🔥🔥🔥prolly one of the best impersonations of Em I've heard if not THE best. You got them bar schemes cadence flow demeanor but u killed me w/ the diss traccs
Holy fuckingg this not only are the bars good the flow amazing, but its exactly like Eminem which is insanely hard to do cause in all of his songs like 50-90% of the words rhyme and he actually duplicates it impeccably. Much respect if he actually wrote all that
Damn Crank! On point as usual, all the accents and word flipping was beyond on point! You have to be the best rapper that I’ve ever seen doing the UA-cam and Facebook vids, bruh you’re the truth so keep doing ya thing!
All of this is fire. Shit its like 4+mins of straight heat. I mean that eminem drake diss is f'n fire on the highest level. Even the beat on that drake diss is old school M. Got damn Crank you killing me!!
This video probably took so long to make man holy crap this is one of the most quality you can get out of someone who professionally records music and here you are giving it out like candy for a comedic route I was laughing so hard at Drake btw after hearing the Eminem versus which were incredible!!
Crank Lucas is literally like the Shang Tsung of Rappers
Best analogy ever!!
This should be pinned
Fatalities 🔥🔥🔥
💯💯💯
@@Strictly4Defense "Flawless fatality!"
@Emperor Need Jr. more like “your style, is MINE!”
Because they’re all his bars.
This parody has better bars than 90 percent of "serious" rappers.
I tell ya🤣🤣🤣
Nah fr he snapped 😂
That’s because he has talent 😂
Barrrrrs
Facts
"I'm a cannibalistic white guy, I like my women bite size"........ yoooooo, you got this down perfect because that sounds exactly like something Em would say!
not really but its funny tho
@@darkskinwhite Old slim absolutely would have said that
👉 ua-cam.com/video/Xeb_QbK3Ny8/v-deo.html 🔥🔥🔥
@@captainuh-oh8355 nah he never rapped about liking any woman ever
@@hellrello2739 he rapped about impregnating a spice girl lol
“Cause I’m a contradiction like a Mexican being the presidents friend”
That is definitely a bar old Em would say.
Dam this is fire! This a perfect impression of his flow and how he rhymes! Even emphasized words where he does in his sentences
Not really but I give it to him Frank Lucas I mean crank Lucas is pretty nice...lol
Most of these have been out for years
@@wolfwang8464 well dam I guess I'm late to the party, this channel is underrated
@@wolfwang8464shut up Marshal 😒
"Being Wheelchair Jimmy is the reason you got a push from Weezy"""
Fucking bars
When we gonna start considering Crank as one of the top lyricist in the game and not just a comedian 🤔 🔥 🔥 🔥
Been. He a GOAT fasho
Crank Parody songs are better than his own personal songs
You late...day 1z already do
@@schamazinfinds day 1z?... yeah okay😂🤣... man rise up!
Well WE do, but he ghost writes for so many high profile rappers, that they have black listed him in the industry. Can't have him telling secrets
BRO THAT OLD SCHOOL EM FLOW WAS SO NICE. So much word play, cadence, flow control! Rappers now a days need to take notes from you, Crank Lucas!
I need to see the lyric ASAP...he ate alot for breakfast Ego's and 3 eggs rolls 😂😂😂
Man had steak and eggs too wtf lol 🤣
@@dylanjackson2229 with some Mexican peso and Diego 😂😂😂 or something of that nature#NOFAVORFLOW
That part was absolutely 💯 😂
This morning he had a steak egg and cheese bagel, with three Eggos, and a frosty flakes Bowl with a teenage ho, two nectarines eggs oats, 3 egg rolls, half-and-half green Faygo with cheese queso, vegan spaghetti Prego, Cheesesteak toast, Barefoot sweet red gulps, wheat bread loaf and some Mexican pesos with Diego
@@dpowell19811 he went in
"Dre found me in a green dumpster, with a mean hunger, under 3 covers, having a threesome with 2 tree huggers..." 😂
Yo, this is fire. I really hope Em sees this and shouts out Crank.
This whole thing was 🔥 with lots of funny spots but I totally lost it, started busting out laughing when I heard that
This is some Bizarre shit right here 😂 had me dying
Damnnn I was gonna repost that line 😂 lol. Great minds think alike 🔥💪🏼
Me too yo i love crank and his cousin joyner too
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
The capacity to parody other rappers with actual skills is extremely hard let alone near impossible. Good stuff man .
Extremely hard let alone near impossible, is a redundant thing to say lol
@@datl3afn1nja9 i mean… really we gon pick apart a compliment fam?!!🤷🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️ lol. It’s a hard skill to do if not impossible…It’s not redundant if your describing how extensive the object is lol but whatever.( damn got English professors in the comment sections now 😂)
"I'm a canniballistic white guy, I like women bite sized" That's Shady af!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
That Drake vs Eminem, Drake would have finished Eminem
@@ICE-zf1cj Hahaha Drake finish Em, hahahha man you smoking good. Em ends careers, period. Don't hate bro, that's not a good look for you, or atleast it shouldn't be a good look for you. Hahaha Drake finishes Em. 😂
@@dangraefe3264 what is wrong saying Drake will defeat Eminem. Drake outsells Eminem if they drop on the same day and will lyrically rip him apart in a battle. Eminem is overrated if you ask me. Nas, Jadakiss, black thought, lil Wayne will also rip him apart
@@ICE-zf1cj Hahaha ok bro, First off Lil Wayne has already stated Eminem is a problem, and every track Wayne and Em have done, Wayne got out Rapped, along with many others, list is to long to even start naming. Nas or Jada VS Em would be epic, but most def not a slaughter. To many greats have placed Em in their Top 5, including Wayne. Not to mention Em is still climbing charts globally, to becoming even greater then he already is. Drake in no manner is even fucking with Em, especially in a battle. Drake hasn't ended not 1 artist career, how many has Em ended? Ja Rule, Benzino, MGK, just to name a few. Stop hating and give credit where its due. You probably don't like Em because of his skin tone and that's it. So you hate.
@@dangraefe3264
Man, Wayne been better than Em since ‘05.
Em hasn’t released a classic project since The Eminem Show.
Wayne released 3 classics last decade: Sorry 4 The Wait 2, Dedication 6 and Dedication 6: Reloaded.
Nothing Em made from 2005 on is better than those mixtapes. And I ain’t even mention Dedication 2, Tha Carter 2, Da Drought 3, Tha Carter 3 and No Ceilings.
MMLP2 was great, and so was Hell: The Sequel, Relapse and Recovery, but none of those projects are touching any of the mixtapes from Wayne I listed above.
“Now you lose playoff dreams, can’t stay on teams/because you play with Draymond Green” OMFG that line was too tough 🤣🔥 “You rap like someone scorned you” 😂😂
"I go to Toronto to catch this lame, at Raptors game"😂😂😂 the Em verse was litt.
As a Detroit native to see he even through in a Faygo shoutout while making it fire was EPIC
Straight took me back with the half and half lol
313! What's sup
What up doe #DETROIT313
Whatupdoe
I miss faygo
His impersonation was spot on! He had really clever bars too. I about died when he sang just like him; at the end though. 🤣🤣🤣
I don't care that yall wont believe me but deadass 2 nights ago I thought "why hasn't Crank made a 'Why I cant engineer' video for Eminem"... and now he drops an Eminem video 💁🏾 your welcome yall
These videos 9ld as hell bruh like 2018 shit it's good to hear them again though
@@dylanjackson2229
Damn, I thought this was new. Shit was pretty much spot on lol
Crank is every rapper molded into one. But he's still Crank Lucas (not a diss). Dude is living a dream for real. Rapping for fun, making a good off of what he excels at, and doesn't have crazy fame where he cant go outside.
This should be what the youngin should aspire to be. Genuine.
Keep going G
That damn Eminem hook oh my Jesus if that's not 2000's Eminem I don't know what is
the hook at the end is basically the hook from hands on you
ua-cam.com/video/1iVQUklOGNo/v-deo.html&ab_channel=ShadyMedia
Dead ass the penmanship combined with the voice inflections are top tier. All phases of Em’s evolved style are represented here too lml. The setups and punches are spot. This is next level parody. SNL need you. Good stuff Crank!
"Wheel chair Jimmy that's why Wayne gave you a push!"
damn thats fire
This got me .. laughed and also went ouch 🤣🤣🤣
This is absolutely incredible
You gassing me like adolf schemes
Yo Crank..... Relax, bars harder than frozen Hershey's
He ILL for that one
Crank Lucas is literally like the Shang Tsung of Rappers
THIS!
This is 🔥
🤣
“Ran off on the plug 🔌 and i don’t even like Plies” 😩🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥👏🏾‼️
This is too funny, if you go back and listen to Old Eminem freestyles and song Styles this is just like it
His albums Infinite, Slim Shady LP and Marshall Mathers LP are my top favorite albums from him
@@icecreambeats101 all wack
@@jbo6096 for you only so shush
This was waaaaaay more than i was expected, this is too good. I love how you switched to different versions of Em.
“watched him fall like a kidnapin”😂😂🤣🤣
The cadence is fucking nuts! I closed my eyes and swore slim shady was spitting! Great job Crank! #CrankIt
OK, you killed it-Crank Shady 👍
This dude raps for the fun if it... but highly-qualified to be a top 10 emcee out here!
Not even 2 minutes in, just had to say Crank gets busy with bars and beats. Smh🔥🔥
That first verse sound like No favors ft Big Sean 😂😂😂👌🔥
I appreciate all your vids but these rap skits are the reason I subscribed so long ago glad to see you putting them back into production.
"I'm a cannibalistic white guy." -Crank Lucas (out of context)
Loving the Eminem skits! Crank nails that shit everytime
Fact tho!!
You gassing me like Adolf's schemes
Definitely something Em would say😂😂🔥🔥
Yo Crank, nice job being Em and literally writing and rapping an entire diss battle between him and Drake. Bro, shit was awesome
You CAN'T tell me EM wasn't the one rapping in the last song. WOW
Steak egg, cheese bacon with 3 eggos... Vegan spaghetti prego!! Dang you was hungry!!
That's my part 😂 🤣😂
First time listener instant subscriber 👍🏾⛽🔥
You be playing around and still spit fire!
this convinced me that more rappers should rap like eminem
There’s already like 4 right now 🤣
@@lordrealm Bro, who's the 4 rappers?
@@Megahustla313rd I would say NF is one.
@@Marvelous-Melodies probably NF, Denace, Zero, and Token would be my guess 😕
@@Megahustla313rd Hopsin would make that 5
Can we get a Eminem Be Like Mixtape. That would be hilarious 😂
Easily the best eminem imitation on UA-cam.
Damn Crank, sounds just like Slim Shady. 🤓 Shit goes hard.
As a big Eminem fan, u murdered this
The breakfast had me dying tho
I keep rewinding that part 🤣🤣🤣
🔥🔥🔥prolly one of the best impersonations of Em I've heard if not THE best. You got them bar schemes cadence flow demeanor but u killed me w/ the diss traccs
That Meek Mill line was 🔥!!!!
40yr old female "Stan" here and this is great. Nice job. Shout out to my bro in AZ. Thanks Emir
RIght on Bro, keep the lyrical magic comin.
Straight chill Crank. Straight chills.
Gassing like Adolfs schemes is still one of the hardest lines ever 🤣
Pfft. Been done before.
@@thisisisabella3634 "Is still one of the hardest lines"
"Been done before."
Why, yes - that is exactly what he said.
@@thisisisabella3634 Huh that's strange... My map said I wouldn't encounter another dumb fuck for at least 2 miles
"Imma smoke this Gram"
That line was TOUGH
Oh this is early 2000s Eminem 🔥🔥🔥. The barz was dope as hell 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Holy fuckingg this not only are the bars good the flow amazing, but its exactly like Eminem which is insanely hard to do cause in all of his songs like 50-90% of the words rhyme and he actually duplicates it impeccably. Much respect if he actually wrote all that
Boy....you kiilin it at always🔥
I respect this dude cuz he could do exactly what he's parodying and get famous but he still goes his own route
His "serious" music sucks ass. I don't know why.
This guy is going to be a multi Grammy winner.
Fact 100
Crank ain't nothing to mess with! Great job, big homie. Slim, Marshall and Em would be proud!
Bro i dont know whether to laugh or be a fan... either way i got this shit on repeat😂🤣
I love when people do Eminem impressions because its always funny asf
How you just fictionally created a fire beef between drake and Eminem and to me it sounds like drake still lost that Beef 😂😂😂😂
Damn Crank! On point as usual, all the accents and word flipping was beyond on point! You have to be the best rapper that I’ve ever seen doing the UA-cam and Facebook vids, bruh you’re the truth so keep doing ya thing!
All of this is fire. Shit its like 4+mins of straight heat.
I mean that eminem drake diss is f'n fire on the highest level.
Even the beat on that drake diss is old school M. Got damn Crank you killing me!!
That first one definitely had the "No Favors" cadence, loves the whole part on describing your meal lol
Alert 🚨 Alert 🚨 Eminem’s ghostwriter has been found🚨🚨🚨🔥
You can tell this man has respect and admiration for artists he genuinely f**ks with great work on this project king 👑🙏🏾
Let’s get this to ‘Em ASAP🤣🤣🤣
"If you heard me say Aubrey's dope it's cause I'm about to smoke this Graham" That's so disgusting lmao
AND FOR 1000 POINTS WHAT DID SLIM LUCAS EAT FOR BREAKFAST
Crazy dope how you mastered the flow and delivery as well as the lyrics of rappers. Goat
"Ask Meek Mill, I already killed an M&M"
Most people may not catch that
@@justincharles6585 Drake should steal that line if he ever gets into a beef with Em.
Thank you for doing a version of the modern Eminem flow! This is impressive 🔥🔥🔥
Damn that first minute was fire as fuck
Bruh. This shows you just how dope eminem is, mimicking him makes you sound like a genius. 🔥🔥🔥
Sir, you are diabolical with the pen.
"Dammit I'm THAT sick to damage a MATTRESS by jamming fulla White House janitors ASHES!!" BRUHHHH
Crank my man, the bars you spit as Em dissing Drake are fire/funny AF. Also I think you may be my long lost brother.
_“In can do more voices than Cree Summers”_ is the most underrated line in this video. Look up Cree Summers
Y’all better stop sleeping on Crank Lucas, dude really can rap as well is muti talented, as from the comedy
Crank Lucas are gifted talented! We can see the Dedication 💯
Crank looking to be a GOAT. 🔥 🎵 🔥
Factz 💯
the goat looking to be a cranck luckas$
Crank Lucas is the man! It also goes to show why Eminem is considered the goat
Damn crank... Cranked up the level on this! Haha
Bro, I have been a fan for a minute. You are gifted
1:00 Never thought bars going this hard would make me hungry.
Still waiting for Crank Lucas to rap like Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.
Bro you a rap genius
That beat go hard!!
The drake vs Eminem verse was spot on
Yep Drake vs would have smashed Eminem
nailed the chorus hard
@@ICE-zf1cj 😂😂😂
@@ICE-zf1cj Drake would struggle against Ja Rule prolly
Jesus. This was a fucking journey. Amazing, absolutely amazing!
Real talk I'm just speechless dude!!!!!!! Some things in life you just don't have words for... and I mean all this in a complimentary way🔥💯
This probably the only guy who can ghost-write for Em and nobody would notice shit
The first verse sounds somewhat inspired by Em’s verse on “No Favors”.
This video probably took so long to make man holy crap this is one of the most quality you can get out of someone who professionally records music and here you are giving it out like candy for a comedic route
I was laughing so hard at Drake btw after hearing the Eminem versus which were incredible!!
Oh no, 8 whole minutes.
With that last heater.. I do not think I can handle this many hot bars in my mind at once.
The first minute is already melting minds and getting people to research the lyrics & culture he is talking
@@dertythegrower ok relax there, dr.jones.
@@TheDroneZoneIRL Do you need better cheeba.. get on my level
I have never felt compelled to subscribe to any channel till now, damn son,... damn son, damn!!!
Black Eminem in the building 😂 😂
I keep coming back to this