Every Insomniac Ever
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- Опубліковано 14 чер 2020
- You ever blink, and suddenly it’s 6am? This is EVERY INSOMNIAC EVER!
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
CREW
Directed By: Ian Hecox, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller, Damien Haas, Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney, Cole Hersch, Phillip Walker
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
DP: Brennan Iketani
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Editor: Ed Vilderman
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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This isn't even a sketch anymore this is reality
Ikr
Every shit ever
I think you mean skit not sketch 👁👁
Pyrothief slowly they’re going to destroy the planet
ikr
Listen, I didn’t come here to get called out like this.
Me neither
Just A Caring person HAHAHAHA
Same >:(
Yeah, I didn't sleep at all last night, and I find it kinda ironic
I know right
“Eating before bed is bad”
My brain:SO WHY IS THERE DINNER
Me:shut up
Also my brain: 8:10
Cause it's not healthy or smart to eat 1-2 hours before bed cause it will hurt your digestive system when you wake up and it will make you more awake
@@Jessieundetected91 still eating a packet of digestives at 2am
me: trying to sleep
my brain: *how do you breathe*
me: *forgets how to breathe*
my brain: *HAHAHAHAHAHA*
This comment is underrated
Same though
Oh wow, thanks for reminding my brain, now It's hard to breath
The worst thing is when you nose is clogged so you sleep with your mouth open to breath but it gets dry so you cant fall asleep
THIS IS TOO REAL.
Shayne's mustache makes him look like that one uncle you weren't allowed to be alone with as a kid.
Woah there buddy 😨
Lol
but when you grow some harmones, you can't ignore or leave him either.
😆
@@st7rlette tyhh
Shayne looks like he's trying to become Gus Johnson's twin.
He must become that which he most fears. I pray he does not lose himself along the way
Gus and Shayne posted photos of each other on instagram with the caption "Thought I looked cute today"
Hes studying being Gus needs to find out what makes him tick really get under his skin
Only few can own the moustache, gus being the sensai
Lol u right
"Shh... Be quiet, you're trying to sleep."
Best line in the whole video.
I wanna smack people that say “have you tried melatonin”
I use it. It works real good
@@deanwinchester8650
Same.
It dosent work on me
I think that my body became immune to it
I use it every night and yesterday I didn’t fall asleep until 2am
I didn’t get out of bed today to just get called out like this.
Literally felt this😂😂
The same way I didn’t get in my bed and staying up at 12:43 working my way through yt videos
I didn't sleep last night. Called out doesn't even cover it...
I know what you mean. I'm feeling very attacked right now. The sleep struggle is real
When did you get out of bed? 4 pm?
You know you’ve hit rock bottom when ur watching this at night being an insomniac
Lol if that ain't me
You got me their
Its 2AM 😶
It literally 11:44 pm as I'm watching this
It is 3:40am
As an insomniac, I would just like to say this is 100% accurate
same
as would i :)
Same
Literally every person who watched this is an insomniac your not special
@@risingfalcon7964 I didn’t say I was special?? I was just commenting that I agree… no need to be rude
Nobody:
Ian:starring at my ceiling is FUNNN
Shayne with a mustache looks like every cop ever.
Come on, that’s the greatest insult to put on a person these days.
wait insomniacs, so you'e called my name
Ben Sorkin It’s a good one though. 😆
Dudeonwheels Shane does NOT look like a pig
To beat Gus Johnson he must become Gus Johnson
Okay but can we talk about how Shane's mustache makes him look a little bit like Gomez Addams?
Edit: Tysm for all the likes! I never expected this and these are the most I've gotten on a comment EVER!
No
@@SecondEvilEx yes
Haaaa 😆
It looks like a cat on his face
Zelda Haas YES we must
As an insomniac I’ve done every one of these. 😂
7:36 I don't even need to be sleepy to be hungry. 😂
Same bro 🤣
I relate to too many of these, but I’ve managed to hypnotise myself so that when I realise it’s 5AM I can just play specific music it almost knocks me out.
When you haven’t slept all night and we’re up all day the day before and this video pops up...
Glad im not the only one
Stop lying you just woke up it 12
I fell asleep at 3 and woke up at 6
WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING WHAT I DO
Literally same
I know people who brag about not sleeping and it’s like “excuse me wtf.”
uNhEaLtHiNeSs iS a cOmPeTiToN
I know it weird right
That's everybody in my classroom
I used to do it with my friends all the time and then I actually had a Shane moment and was like 'hey guys. This is bad.'
And then we continued to do it for the rest of high school.
@@bloodymarysperiodblood6667 your body only needs 3 hrs of sleep
During the day, I struggle to keep my eyes open. At night, all I wanna do is go for a walk or run or watch How To Get Away With Murder. Again.
Ugh, even when I'm tired I still can't sleep.
SO RELATABLE
Why does everything seem louder at night like fr🤣🤣
Trueeeee
Because it's dark so you can't see which heightens your other senses, like hearing
Night = cold air = sound waves refracts more towards the Earth
General reduction in ambient noise
@@Harrow444 true its 12pm in my country goodnight
Damien getting snack at night time is a whole mood
Ikr that’s me to
Who the hell is Damien?
@@josepaz5197 are you joking?
@@couchtime3739 I only know old smosh the good old days
8:10 Click this timestamp every 5 seconds, trust me. 😂
This is the most accurate every blank ever by far on the channel, and I’ve seen all of them
When you’re the only insomniac and your family ;3; I would just stay in bed searing at the ceiling waiting until I can see his sun and then getting up XD
Who else’s is watching this when they should be sleeping
Super Cool me
it’s only one in the morning it’s early
Me
Ah yes 6 pm is my prime sleeping time
Lol me😆
Shane’s mustache makes home look like a young Dr. Phil. Lmao
Do you him lol
LMAO 🤣🤣😂😂
Anyone else watching this when they're meant to be asleep?
Yes
😆 yes
Pro tip: tighter floorboards have have thinner lines between them. If you step on those ones, they make a quieter noise. Floorboards with wider lines outside of them creak more.
“i just slept for 15 minutes!! yeah!!”
me.
I sleep for like 1 minute at most
Me and my dad are insomniacs so when I’m hungry, he just makes me food. He’s great, I love him.
edit: he left
Me too
@@jaunzelandemy dad left to go get cigarettes 26 years ago
7thHokageNaruto how old are you
@@johncenareactions5926 u gotta put @
Whats a dad
Dude!!! Jacky's skit is litterally me every night! Random thoughts always visiting me at night
6:44 her voice was so relaxing
Me: About to fall asleep
My brain: Hey, remember that one embarrassing thing you did five years ago
Same
lol me too
Don’t remind me😖
lol so relatable
Dana Aument omg that literally happens all the time 😂
"What is sleep?"
I ask myself that every day
“Define sleep”
I ask myself what an insomniac is. On a somewhat unrelated note, serious question, what’s an insomniac?
Same
@ShotoTheElementalGod oh ok makes sense
As an insomniac watching this in the middle of the night because I can't sleep, I say good job, you guys did great.
I just realized that Shane’s mustache is actually real..
IKR like he doesnt look 12
No it's not real
Umair Khan • Wait it’s not? R u sure? Lol
Umair Khan it is lol he just shaves it usually
@@UmairKhan-we3xs It is.
Me: trying to be as quiet as possible
Some random thing in my way: SORRY ARE YOU TRYING TO BE QUIET?
This is so relatable. I thought I was the only one like this and now I feel sympathy and inhumane at the same time.
How mesmerizing when Damien said" those things are so salty I gotta balance it out with something sweet"
8:10 This line really caught my attention. 👉🏽👈🏽
Shane’s bit for celebrating 15 mins of sleep; hits hard
i think seeing April 33 kept me up for the rest of the night
I feel like some of us insomniacs like to battle each other and try to be the superior insomniac
why do we do that
Every Insomniac does that
every 13 year old ever
Because we are all ashamed that we are still awake and so want to make ourselves feel better by laughing and making a joke about it when really we’re dying inside and wish we could just be normal ass sleepers.
But I mean that’s just my take.
Because we must be the superior insomniac. If not, we will end up crying ourselves to death
Cause it's the only thing we're good at
Damien: you shouldn’t eat right before bed
Me at 9:04 pm in bed eating coffee cake little bites: 👁👄👁
Give in to the cake. 😂 8:10
I'm literally every single one of these...
Dope, I found the most relatable video to me
@@motaji4548 shut up you're so annoying literally no one wants you here
shane with a mustache looks like shane but with a mustache
why does this make sense
No actually,
Shayne with a mustache looks like *Shayne* with a mustache
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes in the world
Bunny asmr we’re not in school.
Woah
Me: *is getting tired*
UA-cam: *shows weird-ass, but interesting recommendation*
Me: well well well
don’t tell me you didn’t know what smosh was before clicking on the video.
@@suave605 I did tho, no hating on anyone, it's just how youtube algorithm is. It's weird but it's FASCINATING (ʘᴗʘ✿)
I have been through ALL of this. Thank you for confirming what insomnia feels like Smosh. Know thy enemy.
0:16
I think I’m being quiet when I do this but I wake up everyone
Courtney trashing her place for one bit is commitment on a new level.
"Trashing" isnt the right word....
Her house want even dirty lmao
I've literally done the Ian phone bit just now. Just one more smosh video before sleep
Words cannot express how relatable this is
i thought shane’s mustache was fake until about half way through the video...
Ah yes I see you're a man of culture as well
ah a fellow unus, hello
@@elle-mn3mt Remember everything will come to an end so enjoy it while it lasts
Memento Mori
Tanjuice thank you. memento mori
Hello
My brother doesn't understand the struggle, so i showed him this video.
Chef poo poo?
try a glass of vodka, whiskey or anyother harder liquor
@@gus138 Nah is Chef Pee Pee.
@@ichbindumm437 I'm not an alchohol lover.
I have watched it like every night it helps me with sleep thanks verry much smosh😊
As a insomniac I can confirm that I have done all of this XD
10/10 for accuracy!
Smosh: Every insomniac ever Everyone watching this at 3am: Yup.
saameee
3.52am to be precise
How is man tryna be quiet but then decides to make microwaved popcorn
watching this at the edge of the bed struggling to put down my phone at 230 in the morning is a different vibe
Watching this at 1am and eating leftovers because I can't sleep. You guys nailed it on this.
Have a feeling that's me IRL. 👀 7:36 8:10
Shayne's mustache makes him look like Gus Johnson...
Maybe so he can finally make him laugh?
Method acting is the next logical step after that Moby Dick bit failed.
Omg yes I was thinking the same lol
I just realised that Shane's moustache is actually real...
Edit: thank you guys so much for the likes! It's the most I have got!
I didn't realize until you said so...OMG 😱
Lol
WHAAAAAAT😫😫😫😫😲
Same
OMG REALLY
This video = me whenever I’m sick regardless of what I do to try to make myself more comfortable
I mean food does help. 7:36
I love that the news cast says merry christmas and goodnight even tought it is in the middle of june and not even night
haha lover your videos
Damien saying “I’m a bad roommate”... Is that a “The Most Annoying Roommate” reference? 😂🤔
I don’t think it’s that deep. He’s also a roommate in real life so there’s that.
Layla Uhlman he’s a leo
I had to think of Olivia at this point, because she used to take bites out of food and put it somewhere 😅
Peter Naggschga 7 bites out of a Cheeto 😂
@@deadinacrypt uh is that supposed to mean something or are you just saying that because im not into astrology signs and stuff but this doesnt correlate to the comment to my knowledge
Me, watching this at 4 A.M. because I'm sleep deprived: *hah, I do that.*
I love that vine I guess my friends describe my personality around that vine 😂
Same, but at 5am.
I just can’t seem to fall asleep. Making me really nervous 🙁
the worst thing is that in the morning u get sleepy then sleepy stay up until the evening then sleep at 5 in the evening then wake up at 2 in the morning the NEXT DAY AND THEN THE CYCLE NEVER EVER ENDS AND U R TRAPED IN THIS CYCLE OF NO SLEEP.
1:31 why is that literally me every school night
7:36 Why is that literally Damien every night?
This entire video is a mood
Have a feeling this one is Damien IRL. 👀 7:36 8:10
“Cat with more legs”
Do you mean a *Caterpillar*
Rhian Price You’re gonna be rich!
When I started to watch this I didn’t realise how much I looked like Shayne at the start At nights
I just pulled an all nighter, what an appropriate video to watch rn
This video is too reliable 🤣
When you're so early there's that awkward moment where there are 3 people commenting 1st.....
Aaliyah And Jae yupp
lmao
First
4th first 😎
First ×5
Video: Every Insomniac Ever
The comments seeing Shane: *Who dis*
Every Sleep Paralysis Ever
I was just thinking of watching this on my bed because it's night to feel relatable and the weird thing is the first thing that was on my youtube home page was this video.
Its like youtube knows exactly what i want to watch.
Best part of this is im watching this after staying up all night cause i couldnt sleep XD
A true insomniac knows that they’re never going to sleep.
Fr
lolol who sleeps at night? What is this video xd
I’m Insomniac too
Pills
Imagine the people who are watching this at night cause they can't sleep
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AxxL Why do I doubt that you’re funny at all just based on that advertisement?
I'm watching this at 00:40 but it's because I just showered and my hair is still wet... yeah, that's totally the reason. Not because I'm going to binge-watch some youtube videos 👀
2am hi
That will probably be me tonight
This video is relatable on so many levels, it ain’t even funny....
6:46 is the one I struggle with most ;-;
offtopic i remeber punching myself when i was 6 thinking it would make me sleep it just made me have a knot on my head
offtopic but*
I’m an insomniac with the scene we’re shayne kept looking at the time
Shayne's moustache makes him look like Gus Johnson 😂
that is Gus. Shayne wasn't in this one
@@azlxns 😂
@@lizziebethh yep thats 100% gus please get your eyes checked!😂
“I must become the Gus to break the Gus”
That's cuz he is gus
"be quiet you're trying to sleep"
At least he cares about them
I’ve been diagnosed with insomnia since I was a kid, and all of these felt so real to me, especially the warm milk one XDXD
7:36 This whole one's too real.
I’m watching this at 3am and it’s painfully relatable
Every Single Person/Introvert/Insomniac Ever. I’m starting to feel attacked here, Smosh.
Me too Lol sadly!!!
Can we be friends?
???
Ahaha
yep because i’m not sure if any of them have insomnia so for people who have it is a little offended bc it’s not just like this sorry not mad tho!
'be quiet your trying to sleep'
im dying
the rope is a bit too tight
abdi abdu what does “the rope is a bit too tight” mean
@@lit-eral5953 you're clearly too young for this app
that's quite a dark joke, friend
Mia H. I’m actually not, this “joke” just doesn’t make any sense
Literal it’s supposed to correlate to the “I’m dying” phrase.
Everything in this video is so relatable😊☹
That *Do you really wanna take that chance* was CLEAN
Jacklyn is me Every. Single. Night. Nothing like an existential crisis the second you close your eyes and then spend hours thinking it over
Exactly
Ikr
Damn shayne topp lookin like he’s goin around calling kids into his old white windowless van
Man I would follow Shayne anywhere! Even into the sewer with It!
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy ummmm that's too far
Agreed
cheese nuggie
It’s NEVER too far!
@@UrMumsFavoriteBoyToy 😰
Finally something I can relate to!!
dude jacky is such a mood in this video
Me in the morning: * receiving at least 15 messages per hour *
Me at night: OH GARBAGE EVERYONE HATES ME-
Hmmmm. Interesting.
Me in the morning: it's already morning I-
Me at night: gets 5 messages every minute
The owls seek Shayne's wisdom would be a movie I'd watch
I've not slept in the past 42 hours this is very relatable
Have a feeling this one is Damien IRL. 👀 7:36 8:10
this is so relatable it’s depressing 😕
I can’t sleep because of shaynes mustache!
Smosh: every insomniac ever
Ad: food panda "our app never sleeps "
watching this as i stayed up the whole night
this was me all the time in this quarantine
how did I not notice Shayne's mustache until the end card
Don’t know
“Be quiet..... you’re trying to sleep”
Me to my brain every night....
JP Wilson congrats, you watched the video