Every Postmates Ever
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- Опубліковано 21 чер 2020
- When you need a burger at 2am, you know who to call. This is EVERY POSTMATES EVER!
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
CREW
Directed By: Ian Hecox, Shayne Topp, Courtney Miller, Damien Haas, Jacklyn Uweh, Monica Vasandani, Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Written By: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Nancy Azcona
DP: Brennan Iketani
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
Original Song By: Tommy Bowe
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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"Did he just mistake me for a lamp post...? IS HE CALLING ME SKINNY!?"
Lmao
*for. Not as
Damien is fatter
i watched the video too
0:48
Ian is just showing off. Every Porsche Macan ever. 😂
I would so watch that.
4:28
"At least a 15% tip because you know they barely make anything without those tips"
I used to be a pizza delivery driver and I felt that. Tips are everything tbh.
@Dogdillon SIKE essentially, I worked under the counter so I was paid 5 an hour, though I'm now working as an essential working and I'm making about twice the amount every week, and I'm getting money on my tax returns lol.
@@koi2244 hey good for you
Damien's impression of Courtney did it for me. 😂
"ARE YOU CALLING ME SKINNY!?"
Prediction: Shayne looking like Gus Johnson is really his next attempt at getting Gus to laugh at the next TNTL
Genius
Buff Gus Johnson 😳😳
Buff Johnson
I hope so
@@abnermalcontent5372 guns johnson
I feel like Shane isn't acting at this point. They just hid a camera in his house and used it for the video
Shayne has to do a colab with gus looking like that
Ok
Ok
Ok
Ok
“Did he just mistake me for a lamppost, iS hE cAlLiNg mE sKiNnY?!” 😂
No one: Smosh: Are you calling me skEEnY???
That is funny
I’m the 3 hundredth that liked lol...👍🐸
Mhm
@@cuahutemocflores6735 im the 404 like
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Not a single, human, on the face of planet earth:
Not a man with just too much girth:
Or a woman who, just gave birth:
Not a man with a plan:
Not a man named Dan:
Not a dream Stan:
Not Shadman:
Not the postal dude:
Not a man who's drawings are all crude:
Not a stray cat people all find cute:
Not the papers please inspector:
Not a man named Hector:
Not a man who replied "yes I let her":
Not a man who idolizes darth vader:
Not a man. stuck. in an elevator:
Nor a man currently being eaten by a 'gator:
Not a wojak:
Not the wabbajak:
Not the dragonborn, or the enemies in gorn:
Not Franklin:
Not Michael:
Not Trevor:
Not a lever:
Nor a skeever:
Or a skier:
Not the friends and family I hold dear:
Not Obama:
Not a lama:
Not Osama:
Not lava:
Not Mario:
Not Lucario:
Nobody at the crime scene I went to:
Not the country I fled to:
Not the cops tryna arrest me:
Not my victims, count'em, 23:
Not a way to end this song:
Not my atom sized dong:
Not a man who happens to be colored yellow:
Me: Nobody comments are lazy "comedy" that's just quoting the video.
No one:
Courtney: Waves at the Postmate guy from inside her house with the curtain down.
IS THAT REALLY COURTNEY?
COURTNEY FREAKING MILLER?
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I see you have attracted a 7 year old
@@pollogaming919 u wot m8
No one:
Literally no one:
Shayne topp: realizing he created a mess and has to clean it
Who’s no one and why does everyone keep quoting him
@@igp-bs4od just some random guy met him the other day on the street
@@igp-bs4od Eh, a random guy. Just walk around on the street you might meet him.
“Shut up Dexter!”
Me who has a dog named Dexter sitting next to me: “it’s ok baby”
ToastDoezStuff LoI
My dog is named dexter to
Took me a while to figure out what this means
Dede get out of my laboratory 😠😠😠😠😠
ToastDoezStuff thats my name...
So this is just 12 mins of shayne flexing with a green screen
Shaynes moustache makes him look like a vintage vegan
Gross
I think the word you are looking for is “hipster”.
Skillertrap101 Gaming Ah, so vintage vegan then
Is this r/rareinsults ?
ŤĪMĔ ŚŤØP nah, it’s pretty common tbh.
Shayne is really starting to look like Gus Johnson
Maybe he is trying to understand Gus to make him laugh? Hmmm
To beat the Gus, ya gotta be the Gus. ... Or something.
What do you mean? That is Gus. I haven't seen Shayne in the videos for awhile.
He's preparing for the try not to laughs
Omg yea
Shayne and Ian talking about Community is literally the best thing ever
I love community so much
AND A MOVIE
Damien saying "Are you calling me skinny?" is my new notification sound.
Everybody gangsta until shane has no hot sauce
Lol
HE IS THE HOT SAUCE
😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫
Lol
When I read this as he was freaking out about hot sauce
My family and I ordered Postmates the other day and when the guy came up to our door he started asking about my dad’s old truck in the driveway. My dad ran into the room and started fangirling over trucks they’ve had forever. I just sat there watching as my dad and a random stranger talk for 15 minutes straight.
Car people are like that. I can't concentrate on a convo I'm in if there's one going on nearby about bikes or cars :S. I've had many gas station conversations too about old vehicles... We're all just looking for each other.
How old of truck?
As someone that has to work for a food delivery company to make ends meet during all of this, I really appreciate what Ian says at the end!! I make barely anything at all from the company at all. If someone doesn’t tip I don’t even make my gas money back for that delivery. So thank you SMOSH for making this video!
5:31 “where’s the hot sauce.” Shayne Ramsey
Shayne’s mustache makes him look like his arch nemesis
Gus Johnson
Shayne makes Gus laugh plenty of times in the most recent Uno episode on Smosh Games
mechadoggy not on TNTL
Who remembers Anthony
@@tiger3999everyone
Shayne realised he couldn't beat gus, so he decided to become him.
Evelina Sturma Gus Johnson is another person who does comedy videos and he collabed with smosh to do try not to laugh number #5,#10, and #40 something I forgot
Lol
@@snoodles. so your point is...?
@@KilloWatts I'm pretty sure they were replying to someone else who maybe deleted their comment
The things Shane does for this job. Unbelievable 😂💗
Myself and 2 buddies were hanging out having a good time but we needed a fourth for beer pong. Ordered pizza and delivery dude seemed cool so we legit invited him to come play with us. He said maybe when he was done work and HE FREAKING CAME BACK AFTER WORK TO PARTY. It's one of my most fond drinking memories
i dont know who's "is he calling me skinny?!" is funnier, courtney or damien's
Both
No definitely damien’s
both weren't funny, thats one of those jokes smosh has now that make people miss old smosh
Dag_The_Pimple stuck in the past i see.
Dag_The_Pimple if you miss old Smosh so much watch Anthony’s channel and stop watching Smosh
This must be awkward recording during quarantine, just talking alone in a camera.
I know, right.
That’s what a lot of you tubers do tho
@@chubbzfordubbz5947 like greg renko and dimucc
Outakes Courtney just straight picks her nose on camera
11:49 is the most relatable part of this video for me. Lol I totally know the feeling Damien 😂
I love how everyone in smosh is like insanely attractive and are so humble about it
They're average for la standards.. but I get u 😅
@@jayjohnson8403 I live in Alabama (🤠 yeeyee) and everyone is fat and cOuNtRy as heck
Jay Johnson in Indiana they’d all be 15/10
Honestly tho why and how are they so beautiful I’m in love with Courtney
Acid • Bvby because people only get attention on youtube when their pretty
Don’t think the dude driving a Porsche is guna be a postmates driver...
Bought the Porsche and living in it
It's their cheapest one. 4 cylinder macan.
@@tonyhall06 yah you can get used ones of those for nothing. (That one is almost brand new tho)
I want Every “every blank ever” Ever
Plz make it happen
Shayne really took the saying “if you can’t beat them, become them” pretty seriously
“is he calling me skinny?!” ICONIC
not really
ICONIC SKSKSKSKSKSKSK
0:51
I wouldn't say that
As a Mexican, seeing Shayne tear up those tacos and throw em on the ground hurt my soul
Me too 😂
Yo get that on a personal level
They weren't the good tacos so it doesnt matter and they forgot the sauce
Entonces no eres un mexicano de verdad si te duele que destrocen esos intentos de taco
Yeah I called my grandma to go smack him with her chancla
Shaynes bloopers with the green screen are my last few brain cells
*throws the food up a pole"
Random stranger: IS HE CALLING ME TALL
Nobody:
Legit no one:
Damien: Are you calling me skinnIIIYYY???
The delivery guy mistaked him for a lightpost, he did something
Courtney said it too
Damien is ROCKING that quarantine facial hair. He looks really good with that mustache/beard combo.
Oh boy, that's what I was thinking, gettin real rugged lol
yes, he looks sooo good man, like I'm dying
God ikr
I think the best thing about these Everything Ever videos are the fact I spend at least an hour wondering what the Smosh cast's neighbors think of them now. I can only imagine was someone thought if they walked/looked outside and saw Shane in overalls, a mullet, and buck teeth. lol
I really love Ian's PSA after the bloopers. He worked at PIzza Hut, right? Nice to see he hasn't forgotten his roots.
Damien calling his cat honey is so wholsome, my heart
Did anyone else notice that totally true documentary was on Courtney’s tv
Time?
Around 4:05 start looking at the tv
Omg i just noticed that
It was also playing if movies were real.
Yeah, I see it now. So cool!
Thanks so much guys! As a delivery driver this means a lot!
Why Damien lookin like Johnny Depp in that Bluebird bit whoo dang
When you don’t have postmates in your country so you can’t relate
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof
GGTFO IF U CANT RELATE
GTFO HATER
idek wht postmates is
I live in this country and I can't relate. I have never used postmates or an uber for that matter. I just always had my own car. So you're not alone, lol
Mother: what are you doing
Me: my online classes going on
Mother: who is your teacher
Me: smosh
Azeem Bhatti your comment literally didn’t make sense
Yes
@@kodenetic664 R/Boomersonyoutube?
Nice joke cool man
Why did I figure shayne was gonna mess with the background on his green screen in the end of this 🤣
Ya'll forgot the one where they just don't show up. lol
Since yesterday was Father's day I would like to just thank Ian for being there in social media form even when my father wasnt
The people that disliked are Postmates drivers
Indeed
True indeed
Or people who don’t like the video
@@arothun7578 ok postmate driver
Sewer Dweller found the postmates driver
"Nothing is harder than being horny" As someone that lives alone, relatable
The last one opened my heart
Shayne is trying to be Gus Johnson so he can finally make him laugh
Not original
@@rileyfittler2942 i actually said this the first vid he shaved
but he already found the perfect way to make him laugh in the uno video
Shayne looks like Gus Johnson because if he makes himself laugh is almost like he’s finally making Gus laugh
fish gang
Thank you for making the point about tipping especially now
Thank you for this video. I deliver for Uber Eats and people have been very generous during the shutdown. Idk why it took a week for this to show up in my feed but I loved the video!
Damien as the Joker on Courtney’s TV in the background 😂😂
“Why don’t you have the hot sauce inside of you”
Best quote of 2020
I did Postmates delivery for 2 months. The other side of this video is someone too lazy to leave their house for a $5 order of fries so they force someone else to go to the restaurant, order it, wait 15 minutes for the order during peak delivery hours, then drop it off at their house for a 50-cent tip.
i’m loving damien’s goatee he looks so good!
I love how this was filmed. It looks like they were all at each other’s houses
"but thats eggshell"
Are you sure about that.
@@rileydoane1993 The funny is non existent
AND YOU OPEN THE DOOR TO MY HEART
Your videos are always so funny. I love watching them.
Me: Finishes watching Community
Smosh: Talk about Community. Let's freak her out.
Same! I was legit watching it before watching this
Same... now that was a fantastic show... still waiting on that movie!
Same I watched it before
@@theperson8539 SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE!!!
ججججخهعغفثصضةكنتليش
Did anyone else notice that in the second scene with Courtney on the tv she was watching totally true documentary
OMG I love your guys' Every blank Ever♥️
Everybody gangsta till Ian gives food to the telephone pole
As a delivery driver, I really appreciated the message at the end. Thanks, Ian!
6:57 who else wants a full song of this?
finally, someone I've searched for cant find it
it would be a hit
i bet everybody on tiktok is gonna overuse it
Really enjoyed the "Do you play Runescape?" in the end bloopers, Runescape references and jokes always get me.
“I wish someone would invite me in to a party...” Me too, Shayne, me too.
I physically cringed when he sacrificed all those poor tacos, so much food wasted
poptartpilot that ain’t food, lmao
I know but why did those hard shell tacos look soft?
i like to assume once he turned the cameras off he just ate it anyway
I’m pretty sure that he still ate them
Paco Taco I feel ur the most offended here
I really like Damien's new look.. amazing 👏👏
when damien got excited about the blue bird and said hi lil baby i went 🥺🥺🥺🥺
Everyone is ganna ignore THe fact that Courtney has something that makes smoke??
Aš in a vape or something
well she smokes weed sometimes, so it could have been that.
I realizing but we would never known what kind of smoke 💨 she have 😆... but the fact she’s adult ,so...not our business 🤣.Thats why some of fan don’t talk about it or some of fan talk about it, we all have to do respect her & thing.
@Carlos Quintana ur right
@@carlosquintana9646 but im bord
Is he calling me skinny ?😂😂
Love the direct eye contact to the camera when he talked about tipping.
Shayne has lost his mind to the point that he now he thinks he's Gus Johnson.
Damien got that Tony Stark beard working for him.
**Courtney gets mistaken for a lamp post**
Also Country: SO YOU THINK IM S K I NN N N N NN N N NN N Y
11:01 Courtney questioning life
I loved the very subtle ghostmates plug 8:10
"zelda honey" when i tell you i sobbed
Whale Semmon. Ha! Peak comedy imo.
Also, Damien talking to his kitty. Bruh. I might have melted.
I love the tony stark facial hair on damien. I know it was just from his charity stream but it looks sooo good!
And then theres shane
Everyone during lockdown: sleeping
Smosh: lets make every *blank* ever
Dodger Woods I'm not in lockdown
@@MarkLife1 SMOSH IS SO UNFUNNY
@ ok boomer
@Martin Francis ok boomer
10:00 damien expressing his feelings about the sketch during the pitch meeting
Aww....the little doggo was so adorable 🥰
I have been saying it since the stream, but Damien's Tony Stark hourglass is amazing
Yo I'm going to every single video and going to the most recent one sent and liking it
No one:
Literally no one:
Smosh : making everyone's quarantine better
No
america is literally open quarantine is over my g
Today is the back to school in france
Quarantine is literally almost over tho but yes.
@@ciinzu its over absoluteley my guy
6:22 reminds me of Anthony’s “I spent a day with” series and idk why
love the vids guys great work so funny
Community is such a good show
"Troy and Abed in the mooOoOOrning"
funniest thing ever😂
Lol * Opens the door
Postmates: Target secure, package delivered, heading back to base, out.
ian’s eyes tho😍😍😍
the first outtake was all I needed
to save money shane is going to wear a mustache so he doesn't have to buy wigs anymore 😂
- Every Theatre Kid Ever
- Every Art School Ever
- Every Home Alone Ever
- Every Boredom Ever
Only 4 😔
@@youredoom7282 lol yeah like the other dude got a million or something
@your doom nice to see you here
@@jacobplays7447 do we know each other?