JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
The comforting way in which Kevin said “Heeeeyyy friends, how are ya?” At the beginning made me feel like I was in danger. Like a dog about to be taken out back
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
There's an achievement in Portal 2 for jumping into a clearly deadly bottomless pit, and you get insulted for doing it the entire way down lol. I love the Portal universe and its sense of humor so much
Kevin: Kills millions of innocents, destroys countless civilizations. Also Kevin, upon accidentally destroying a mantis civilization in the floorboards: "Look at them! Such beautiful creatures, suffering for nothing." Who knew Kevin had a soft spot.
He tends to have a softer spot for beings that arent humans. Of course that dosent mean he wont hurt them, he just wont utterly destroy them like he does to every human being he comes across.
Kevin standing like he's giving a speech about a life changing pyramid scheme is now the new headphone snap or something a little bit different and I'm all for it.
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
Fun fact: Valve brought in a comedian to do the voice of Grady, Nate Bargatze. Grady is also the first character in the "guide" role not to try to kill you in a Portal game.
I’m so glad that over spring break I’ve managed to find these uploads shortly after they’re posted. It’s such a nice way to spend my afternoons, pausing everything to watch a Kevin video and relax. You’re my absolute favorite UA-camr and you have been since I discovered your content in 2020. ❤️
I remember first finding this channel. I watched the whole Jim Pickens Sims 4 series up to date. It's a bit larger now but they're much better chronologically back to back.
So, fun fact for anybody who gives a shite, the whole plot with ending Cave Johnson's suffering was a cut concept from portal 2, where he would have asked Chell and Glados to kill him. The only difference was that instead of a giant statue head of himself, he was supposed to be shaped like a giant companion cube.
This game is set in the past. The blue robot has the old aperture logo on it. Cave Johnson is canonically dead in portal 2. He died of moon rock poisoning in the 1980s
@@zakkeith1508 He did die. He is canonically dead. As he says in this game, and would have said in the cut content for Portal 2, is that before he died, Aperture scientists were able to successfully store his consciousness as AI.
This is the first time I saw Kevin playing a game I've already played on and I still wanted to watch the whole thing. FYI the collective noun for a group of praying mantises is a "mantid" I only know that because I did conservation in college and was interested in entomology
Seeing Kevin “play” with his laptop reminds me of back when the Mac laptops just started to have gyroscopes in them & someone created a lightsaber game where you picked up your laptop & swung it around. It would make the noises based on how rough you were with the laptop. I downloaded & installed it, but thought better & never played it.
Looking snazzy Kev!!! So excited to hear Mr. Therapist Man has made an appearance..after all the chaos you (and we!!) have been through recently, therapy would be beneficial!! Lol love ya Kevo
To be honest, I would vow to Valve making games again as a job - specially if they decide to diversify and do things OTHER than Half-Life and Portal in-universe minigames. They need to raise above the crushing expectation of doing Portal and Half-life, and start making their own original stuff again.
Lol no. Valve gets a 30% cut of all games sold on Steam. Why deal with all the hassle and stress of making good games when you can just collect 30% off the top of everyone else doing it for you
only Kevin is such a comedic genius- "intentionally" saying his name was "name ah shit" for the video! Hollywood WISHES they where talented at writing like Kevin! masterpiece!
Just as the intro starts, I want to believe that Kevin is riding a hoverboard... then again, he probably wouldn’t invest in one because he’d fear falling or getting hurt. Us knowing Kevin, and Kevin knowing Kevin, he’d definitely fall & get hurt. Also, I relate to much about the whole “real job” part of the intro and I’m just about to enter the adulthood... shit’s scary, and I’m worried about being legally identified as an adult soon.
you're fine. I know it's mental but literally you have your whole life ahead now, make the most of it! Find something you like doing and do that for fun and find something that pays enough you can afford to live (and doesn't want to make you commit mass genocide) and then do the fun thing when you don't work
Hey Kevin, I've been sick the past few days and your videos have been daily highlights, thanks! Gotta be well again tomorrow as you will be on your wednesday break :)
Can we all just take a moment and truly appreciate kevin giving us these high quality videos DAILY, I know it can be difficult work and takes up so much free time Thank you kevin and fluffyroxgames :)
I just always wonder HOW the valve games prepare so well for what their players will do. Like changing dialogue because a player shoots mid sentence etc etc.
I love the fact it was an avocado coloured toilet with a white seat and lid...reminded me of my late gran's bathroom. Cos they stopped making avocado bathroom suites so she had to replace her toilet with a white one.
I love the dialogue between the robot and kevin! This is the best video kevin made in a month! And the ending about toilet singing is similar too rudy tabootie cartoon from chalkzone
i guess this new comedic style talking with the mic is a new headphone slap on the ears, and i do enjoy it! would be cool if there was added laughing track behind it lol!
Personally, felt like the cut aways to Kevin talking in this video were a bit too frequently and a bit unneeded. Didn't need him going on to say "yeah I was so hyped for this meeting, only to be hit with this bombshell", just to cut back to the game and have that scene play out. This videos' only 12 minutes long, we don't need refreshers to set up jokes. The laptop cut away was alright though.
This game, and this video came in so great time because I recently finished both portals for the first time, and getting another game in this world is a gift
I got to say I've missed seeing Kevin be purposefully obtuse and disobedient to the "narrator/guide" NPC. He really embodies the youngest child energy
*Obtuse Triangle*
@@cyovu fake
Nah youngest child is being babied no matter how obstinate. This is definitely middle child energy
@@DeathnoteBB yeah idk how he thought this was a youngest child thing
This is middle child who wants attention 😂
Proving once again: the weirder the game, the better it'll be watching Kevin play it.
he’ll make any game more weird as well or change the narrative of the story lmao
minecraft isnt that weird but hiS mc vids are perfect. Proving every kevin vid is good and very funny
yeah
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JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
The comforting way in which Kevin said “Heeeeyyy friends, how are ya?” At the beginning made me feel like I was in danger. Like a dog about to be taken out back
Them: “Tell us about your experiences”
Kevin: “oh well… have you ever heard about our leader Jim Pickens?”
Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Pickens the Lethal?
Im sure being the creator of Jim Pickens opens many doors... Most of them to never be open again, but well, you cant have everything.
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
Love when the characters have dialogue to react to your dumb human choices in the games, like shooting the wall behind the giant head lol
There's an achievement in Portal 2 for jumping into a clearly deadly bottomless pit, and you get insulted for doing it the entire way down lol. I love the Portal universe and its sense of humor so much
Kevin: Kills millions of innocents, destroys countless civilizations.
Also Kevin, upon accidentally destroying a mantis civilization in the floorboards: "Look at them! Such beautiful creatures, suffering for nothing."
Who knew Kevin had a soft spot.
He tends to have a softer spot for beings that arent humans. Of course that dosent mean he wont hurt them, he just wont utterly destroy them like he does to every human being he comes across.
me.
Mantis civilization is superior to humankind
This game was chaotic and Kevin saying "name AH SHIT" just to have that name in the actual credits made this the perfect video
@laskin riubn ...what?
@@matthasnobinary643 That made me laugh 😂
@@TheBearWithOrangeFur same lmao 🤣
@@matthasnobinary643 I might name my first born “Name Ah Shit” lmao
@@TheBearWithOrangeFur do it lol
Kevin standing like he's giving a speech about a life changing pyramid scheme is now the new headphone snap or something a little bit different and I'm all for it.
He's got to be one of the best on UA-cam. Constant laughs with this guy.
big agree
I miss the headphone snap *ahh
Kevin:you remember when Valve made games
Everyone: remember when we thought Kevin was half chair half human
Now he's half human half stool
What a coincidence I am also sick
you're telling me he isn't?
@today was a good day Great religion you got there
JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM AND HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT IF YOU REJECT HIM, TOTAL SEPARATION FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE, YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, YOU WILL BE IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD, GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE AND LAID DOWN HIS LIFE AS AN OFFERING FOR ALL PEOPLE'S SINS! YOU CAN CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT ON JUDGEMENT DAY & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS. WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/PRIEST/MARY OR SAINT DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE GODS DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ACTOR OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS!
JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK SOON WITH JUDGEMENT! PREPARE YOURSELVES! IT'S NOT ABOUT RELIGION, TITHING, CHURCH... IT STARTS WITH ASKING HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS & INVITING HIM INTO YOUR HEART/LIFE, SURRENDER ALL TO HIM! IT'S ABOUT A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR CREATOR, DONT WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
"But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
“For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23
Fun fact: Valve brought in a comedian to do the voice of Grady, Nate Bargatze.
Grady is also the first character in the "guide" role not to try to kill you in a Portal game.
I thought it was Nate!
Yes! I'm so glad someone confirmed it.
Nate is an awesome comedian with a unique as hell voice
I’m so glad that over spring break I’ve managed to find these uploads shortly after they’re posted. It’s such a nice way to spend my afternoons, pausing everything to watch a Kevin video and relax. You’re my absolute favorite UA-camr and you have been since I discovered your content in 2020. ❤️
I remember first finding this channel. I watched the whole Jim Pickens Sims 4 series up to date. It's a bit larger now but they're much better chronologically back to back.
I watched since 2019 and I still havent got a heart from him😥
@@ehehdudyrgevvevdgderbrhhe5350 Who gives a shit? Jesus there's some damn thirst in these comments...
@@mickey4125 I think that guy should cry about it some more. Not like Kevin has another 3 million people that have yet to receive a heart
no need to be mean guys...
Kevin at the interview.
"What's your experience?"
"Well, I ran a successful store until I got hit by a car."
Not gonna lie, I never thought I would enjoy a toilet inspector sim but I tend to find a lot of strange things to enjoy when you're involved 🤣
Kevin: they put me in jail for an innocent charge
Every npc in the Sims games finally they arrested the devil
Kevin in an imaginary job interview might be the funniest and most relatable thing I've seen all day
So, fun fact for anybody who gives a shite, the whole plot with ending Cave Johnson's suffering was a cut concept from portal 2, where he would have asked Chell and Glados to kill him.
The only difference was that instead of a giant statue head of himself, he was supposed to be shaped like a giant companion cube.
Being a giant robot-statue head is definitely an improvement.
This game is set in the past. The blue robot has the old aperture logo on it. Cave Johnson is canonically dead in portal 2. He died of moon rock poisoning in the 1980s
@@zakkeith1508 He did die.
He is canonically dead.
As he says in this game, and would have said in the cut content for Portal 2, is that before he died, Aperture scientists were able to successfully store his consciousness as AI.
ah. what a missed opportunity to see Glados talk to cave Johnson
I think the likelyhood of portal 3 (or something like half life:alyx) Is way higher now
This is the first time I saw Kevin playing a game I've already played on and I still wanted to watch the whole thing. FYI the collective noun for a group of praying mantises is a "mantid" I only know that because I did conservation in college and was interested in entomology
I love Kevin's new style of narration/intros with him standing up like an announcer. :)
“God could you imagine me in an interview” *”I can make really good fires”* “sir this is for a firefighter position”
"I know. How else are you expecting to drum up buisness? Just wait for fires to start naturally?"
3:19 that dialogue was so good, legitimately sounded like a conversation lmao
Seeing Kevin “play” with his laptop reminds me of back when the Mac laptops just started to have gyroscopes in them & someone created a lightsaber game where you picked up your laptop & swung it around. It would make the noises based on how rough you were with the laptop. I downloaded & installed it, but thought better & never played it.
this Seinfeld-esque standing comic bit is really growing on me, love how you continue to evolve your content!
Looking snazzy Kev!!! So excited to hear Mr. Therapist Man has made an appearance..after all the chaos you (and we!!) have been through recently, therapy would be beneficial!! Lol love ya Kevo
We got a parasocial Andy huh
@@DaemonJerky could’ve made it illiterate at least like parasocial Peter or parasocial Percy
@@DaemonJerky lmao good one! parroting big words you hear on the internet in an attempt to insult anyone you think is cRiNgE how edgy of you
@@iwantmynametobeaslongaspos7194 agree the alliteration potential was truly wasted here
Oh noooooo, lock ya doors. Kevin has people that cares about him!😮 @@DaemonJerky
Kevin I’m loving the new stand up content and I mean that in both ways
@No war what
To be honest, I would vow to Valve making games again as a job - specially if they decide to diversify and do things OTHER than Half-Life and Portal in-universe minigames.
They need to raise above the crushing expectation of doing Portal and Half-life, and start making their own original stuff again.
they wont
meh. i don't mind more games in the Half-LIfe and Portal universes
Those times are long gone I think
Totally agree. Haven't even played either of those games but I know they're great games and Valve has the talent to branch out
Lol no. Valve gets a 30% cut of all games sold on Steam. Why deal with all the hassle and stress of making good games when you can just collect 30% off the top of everyone else doing it for you
Kevin is a toilet inspecting mastermind
J.K Simmons the narrator giving Kevin, a compliment is saying something.
If Kevin doesn't introduce himself as, "Name. Ahhh Shit" in his next video, I'm going to be very disappointed.
The game we didn't deserve, but the one we needed right now
only Kevin is such a comedic genius- "intentionally" saying his name was "name ah shit" for the video! Hollywood WISHES they where talented at writing like Kevin! masterpiece!
Just as the intro starts, I want to believe that Kevin is riding a hoverboard... then again, he probably wouldn’t invest in one because he’d fear falling or getting hurt.
Us knowing Kevin, and Kevin knowing Kevin, he’d definitely fall & get hurt.
Also, I relate to much about the whole “real job” part of the intro and I’m just about to enter the adulthood... shit’s scary, and I’m worried about being legally identified as an adult soon.
you're fine. I know it's mental but literally you have your whole life ahead now, make the most of it! Find something you like doing and do that for fun and find something that pays enough you can afford to live (and doesn't want to make you commit mass genocide) and then do the fun thing when you don't work
God I wanna see kevin and the voice actors robot actually interact bc this is a great dynamic
lol love how this game really shows off all the crazy things Cave Johnson was into when everyone was alive at Aperature haha
6:09 "State your name into the desk" "Name...Ah, s**t" Considering you were working with toilets, that's a fitting choice 💩 🚽
Hey Kevin, I've been sick the past few days and your videos have been daily highlights, thanks! Gotta be well again tomorrow as you will be on your wednesday break :)
get well soon :)
Lol name ah shit is the best character added to the cult so happy to have yet another child of Kevin
Kevin has the amazing ability to find the best weird games, and make other games weird and the best way :)
6:08 has to be the best part
Between Nate Bargatze just being himself and Jonah Jameson voicing a giant mechanical Nic Cage head, this has some real GOTY potential
i knew that was nate!! let’s goooooo
I was searching for a comment mentioning him. Let’s gooooo folks
i cant imagine watching anyone else play this game its like it was made for you lmao
Is he literally green screening himself into the room hes already in....LOOK AT THAT BEGINNING...HES DEF GREEN SCREENED LMAO I love this man
Nah, he really didn't
6:09 was just perfect, felt absolutely on-theme for something happening in Aperture.
if the game credits you for voicing Charlie, does that mean everyone who plays the game is an unpaid voice actor?
oh yeah
i love the presenting bits lately, yasss kevin get those steps in
Can we all just take a moment and truly appreciate kevin giving us these high quality videos DAILY, I know it can be difficult work and takes up so much free time
Thank you kevin and fluffyroxgames :)
Would be cool to see Name Ah Sh*t as a permanent character of the Kevinverse.
Kevin: pretends to be bad at Job interviews
The Retail store he ran: am I a Joke to you?
This is the earliest I've been to a KEVO production in years. Love ya Kev.
"And I was moist, to say the least."
-Kevin Callme, 2022
really love the stand-up comedy voiceover format
This new standing intro sequence is Kevins insecurity about only being 4'6" tall
I hope that Valve decide to go right ahead and make Portal 3. Just off a 30 minute one-shot, it's incredible to see how far graphics have come
In years to come... the people of Aperature Science will remember the contributions of Name Ah Shit, an engineering legend
"This is a monstrosity, I love it" that pretty much sums up Kevins entire channel
Kevin: Do you remember when valve used to make games?
Me: They made games?
Gamers for 22 years: We need Portal 3!
Valve: hehe toilet guns
Valve:
Left 4 dead 3 ❌
Half life 3 ❌
Toilets ✅
I’m surprised no one has said yet but this game was made to test the controls of Valve new console they released called the Steam Deck.
I just always wonder HOW the valve games prepare so well for what their players will do. Like changing dialogue because a player shoots mid sentence etc etc.
Kevin is livin his stand up comedian dreams and I’m here for it
He only has to publish his own album and make his own animated series and he would be all out of dreams. The perfect life.
Kevin finally met a game that can match his own dry comedic wit.
“Okay well at least the toilet passed-”
-Somebody alert the comedy police, the joke’s too funny-
Kevin doing the mic segments makes me want a CMK live stand-up tour so much - imagine a live show with a video backdrop of Comedy Night
God damn it Kevin has gone back to saying hey friend
Also like the new style of videos
I love when I’m looking for a video to watch and Kevin comes through with the solid 8 o clock upload
9 O'clock if you are german
It uploads at noon for me and it's the best way to start the afternoon
I love the fact it was an avocado coloured toilet with a white seat and lid...reminded me of my late gran's bathroom. Cos they stopped making avocado bathroom suites so she had to replace her toilet with a white one.
I really like this new(?) style of video. It's unique and adds a fun flare to Kevin's content 😁
Portal is one of my favorite games of all time. Not even for the gameplay, but for the lore. I'm so glad you showed me this!
My fave youtuber and my fave game series (Portal) together! Been looking up to this since it just came out. Also digging the new shirt Kev!
I love the creative beginnings in the videos
With the full body on screen for the first time in a while I have to say I'm so proud of you and your recovery. You are looking so great
7:53 he missed the opportunity to say washing machinegun
There is absolutely nothing wrong with a toilet kink, we support you Kevy ❤
all those games of monopoly with kevin kevin and kevin have really gotten to him
This unironically looks better than most AAA games released in the past few years.
Wait i thought this was unofficial THIS IS AN ACTUAL VALVE PROJECT? OH MY GOD YES
I have to say, talk show host Kevin is my favourite Kevin
Loving the new video format/style (and really enjoying the next-level puns in the latest videos)!
Kev, you're an odd noodle and I love ya.
I like how they somehow Persuaded JK Simmons to be a voice actor for this ga.e
Day 248 of asking Kevin to play Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey for the Wii
That game was my shit bro
I love the dialogue between the robot and kevin!
This is the best video kevin made in a month!
And the ending about toilet singing is similar too rudy tabootie cartoon from chalkzone
Honestly, Valve should start making more real games, they were and they are still very good at it
Valve starting to take their name literally
I guess you can say that having a job at Aperture Laboratories is very shitty, no pun intended.
This is the real Portal 3.
When I see Kevin my birthing hips expand
i guess this new comedic style talking with the mic is a new headphone slap on the ears, and i do enjoy it! would be cool if there was added laughing track behind it lol!
Amazing video CallMeCharlie. Can’t wait for more.
Personally, felt like the cut aways to Kevin talking in this video were a bit too frequently and a bit unneeded. Didn't need him going on to say "yeah I was so hyped for this meeting, only to be hit with this bombshell", just to cut back to the game and have that scene play out. This videos' only 12 minutes long, we don't need refreshers to set up jokes.
The laptop cut away was alright though.
I’m home recovering from top surgery and I keep seeing new uploads early for once! Kevin yet again keeping me busy when I have nothing to do😁
Congrats!!
Lets be honest, if kevin was the leader of the mantis civilization I dont think it would have made it that far
Kevin how could you say being complimented is new when all of your comments are always calling you a military and comedic genius
those aren't compliments, they're just facts
I am enjoying your new video formats 👌
Fun fact: this doesn't actually exist in the Portal/Half-Life universe, same with Aperture: Hand Lab and The Lab
The recording for his name just made the entire video for me XD
This game, and this video came in so great time because I recently finished both portals for the first time, and getting another game in this world is a gift
Even a tech demo Valve manages to make fun.
"Honey, the toilets full of ammunition again!" Just sounds like the traditional American family to me.
"i see learning as a weakness" i mean, you have to be very enduring and persistant to make the same mistakes over and over again