Tequila's Detention Nightmare

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  • @pattycakes.8
    @pattycakes.8 2 роки тому +4955

    Tequila has finally found her rival and I'm living for it 😂

  • @Sonar_125
    @Sonar_125 2 роки тому +4272

    Tequila finally has competition. Finally someone who isn't scared of her. 😂😂

    • @destina3898
      @destina3898 2 роки тому +192

      No one is scared of tequila everyone is just annoyed of her

    • @destinysguy22
      @destinysguy22 2 роки тому +240

      Scarlet was actually the first person not scared of her lol

    • @destina3898
      @destina3898 2 роки тому +2

      @@destinysguy22 who's scared of tequila? Brianna literally beat her a ss

    • @JO-vy5gy
      @JO-vy5gy 2 роки тому +154

      But Tequilas already been dragged by Breonna, Ms Hollinger, and Scarlet lol

    • @Weirdkauz
      @Weirdkauz 2 роки тому +14

      We'll see next vid if she still has...

  • @khadidjatoumbaye9590
    @khadidjatoumbaye9590 2 роки тому +389

    “What am I gonna do with two ass cracks? Shit twice as much?” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @Kayyy506.
      @Kayyy506. Рік тому +18

      😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @StormTrackerWV
      @StormTrackerWV 3 місяці тому +2

      I laughed so hard I wheezed 🤣🤣🤣

    • @khadidjatoumbaye9590
      @khadidjatoumbaye9590 3 місяці тому +2

      @@StormTrackerWV 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @shellytriantis814
    @shellytriantis814 Рік тому +87

    "Y'all let me know when y'all start swinging so I can record it"😄

    • @Dyane629
      @Dyane629 Рік тому +4

      🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @movienationtv
    @movienationtv 2 роки тому +3413

    “Ouu yo name is so ghetto”
    “It’s giving Kesha in the front and Kevin in the back” ☠️☠️💀

    • @yuri.editss
      @yuri.editss 2 роки тому +116

      Quanisha ain’t got nothing on tequila

    • @vogue_paris3106
      @vogue_paris3106 2 роки тому +40

      That part had me rolling 😂

    • @mzcc3131
      @mzcc3131 2 роки тому +11

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Cheyenergy
      @Cheyenergy 2 роки тому +12

      I screamed

    • @karlabrabham3727
      @karlabrabham3727 2 роки тому +10

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @starzz.444
    @starzz.444 2 роки тому +3706

    "Stop grabbing my coochie hair" HAD ME DYING💀💀💀

  • @synesthesia.aesthetic
    @synesthesia.aesthetic Рік тому +324

    Plot twist : Tequila drops out and gets her GED. Her Mom gets her a real job at her salon. She learns how to do hair like her and thru doing so expresses her creativity and it helps her anger. She starts making her own money. The customers love her singing and dancing, they tell her she has talent and it boosts her confidence. She invests in a ring light and a brand new iphone, starts making Tik-Toks and is a viral sensation. She makes a mixtape and gets a record deal. Her debut album "Pop Them Tags" debuted at #1. She's now a stakeholder in Louis Vuitton, Prada and is in talks with Gucci.

  • @Kkirb19
    @Kkirb19 Рік тому +36

    "Neither one of y'all can fight, but y'all did good!"🤣

  • @funvideoS66
    @funvideoS66 2 роки тому +2635

    "If y'all was gone fight y'all would have did it by now" had me dead 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Sonar_125
    @Sonar_125 2 роки тому +1322

    "Bitch was your momma alcoholic? Coz she show names after a drink." That got me

    • @alexisedge9721
      @alexisedge9721 2 роки тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @crystalbrown1546
      @crystalbrown1546 Рік тому +5

      I’m crying. 😂😂😂😂

    • @backonmy8th87
      @backonmy8th87 Рік тому +9

      We’ll she ain’t lying she named her younger daughter “Hennessy”. It’s in Tequila gets Hypnotized by the way

    • @marival337
      @marival337 Рік тому +5

      I actually went to school with someone named "Tequila"

    • @MsAdventure531
      @MsAdventure531 Рік тому +2

      @@marival337 I worked with a lady who’s daughter she named Tanqueray.

  • @WendyPendy26
    @WendyPendy26 Рік тому +301

    As a person who has spent over 18 years writing comedy sketches myself..Jay I am a huge fan. You are the best in the business. I binge watch these videos every chance I get and cry living tears.🤣🤣🤣 Keep up the good work

    • @t.w.8174
      @t.w.8174 Рік тому +7

      I agree. Jay get an agent and go pro as a writer!

    • @kathleenkirchoff9223
      @kathleenkirchoff9223 3 місяці тому +1

      Lord I am having PTSD for all the detention halls I had to try to keep quiet.

  • @Dyane629
    @Dyane629 Рік тому +61

    I love that Quanisha could match Tequila’s attitude word for word. And when she wrote down the threat..l died!🤣🤣🤣

  • @FAV11037
    @FAV11037 2 роки тому +2007

    "You look like something straight out "The Whiz" it's giving Michael Jackson as the scarecrow" got me dead 💀💀💀

  • @Frisk_Khairi
    @Frisk_Khairi 2 роки тому +2023

    “Let me send this to my baby daddy” why did I laugh more then I should?😂🤣😭😂🤣😭

  • @simplyyantonio2700
    @simplyyantonio2700 2 роки тому +143

    “You better find you something SAFE to do” 💀💀💀 I’m using that now for people that try it 😭

  • @jtplayzxd6981
    @jtplayzxd6981 2 роки тому +34

    5:12 "stawp grabbing my coochie hair"😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying over here

    • @triciagoogle6176
      @triciagoogle6176 3 місяці тому

      Who in the high hell says coochie hair 😂😂

  • @chrisez3188
    @chrisez3188 2 роки тому +1200

    “Wasn’t you just a senior last year”
    Some people just can’t mind they business 😂

    • @kashmoneytrinnity243
      @kashmoneytrinnity243 2 роки тому +12

      lol😂😂😂😂

    • @whiskeyonice9998
      @whiskeyonice9998 2 роки тому +58

      Tequila so loud it’s hard to ignore she stayed an extra few years 😂😂

    • @cll27
      @cll27 2 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 like girl

    • @malibooyaw
      @malibooyaw Рік тому +23

      Freshmen came in and graduated before her 😆

  • @piscesmoon6333
    @piscesmoon6333 2 роки тому +858

    as a teacher’s aide, i can feel miss cringle’s pain….. and attitude lmao

  • @morganturner4781
    @morganturner4781 2 роки тому +19

    As a teacher..."Stop calling my name" 🤣

  • @sp4c3y
    @sp4c3y Рік тому +34

    tequila is officially the best character in this whole cinematic universe

  • @qua.diorr2
    @qua.diorr2 2 роки тому +447

    “Neither one of y’all can fight but y’all did good”😭😭😭😭😭

    • @Hearts202
      @Hearts202 Рік тому +10

      “BI- FIGHT ME NEXT”

    • @qua.diorr2
      @qua.diorr2 Рік тому +1

      @@Hearts202 lmfao it’s watever

    • @Hearts202
      @Hearts202 Рік тому +3

      @@qua.diorr2 🤣

  • @amanituelle
    @amanituelle 2 роки тому +783

    Tequlia done met her match 😭🙌🏾

    • @divaaTanee
      @divaaTanee 2 роки тому +33

      I was about to say that😂😂 giving her a run for her money

    • @kmariicalloway9810
      @kmariicalloway9810 2 роки тому +10

      Ikr 🤣

    • @Goldenvince
      @Goldenvince 2 роки тому +5

      Am I the ONLY one who strongly dislikes tequila?

    • @kmariicalloway9810
      @kmariicalloway9810 2 роки тому +12

      @@Goldenvince yes

    • @Goldenvince
      @Goldenvince 2 роки тому +1

      @@kmariicalloway9810 am I the ONLY one who’s tired of tequila’s bullshit?

  • @destinysguy22
    @destinysguy22 2 роки тому +25

    “And b*tch don’t nobody give af if you can sing louder than me through those wired headphones, we do wireless around here” 😂😂☠️☠️ she burned tequila some many good times

  • @rebeccasmith1296
    @rebeccasmith1296 Рік тому +32

    When tequila 3:07 said “she said she gonna put crack in my ass and what I’m gonna do with two ass cracks shit 2 time as much”i was laugh my ass off😂😂😂😂

  • @noodlebot4861
    @noodlebot4861 2 роки тому +536

    “GET HER TEQUILA”
    “Im getting her I’m getting her!”

  • @mokleymoke
    @mokleymoke 2 роки тому +896

    They have chemistry lol, in another life, they might have been friends.

    • @Andrea.P.
      @Andrea.P. 2 роки тому +44

      I'm screaming 😂

    • @DylanRomanov
      @DylanRomanov 2 роки тому +95

      Some friends meet as enemies first 😂

    • @mr.bigred6908
      @mr.bigred6908 2 роки тому +41

      @@DylanRomanov you ain’t lying! Two of my now long life best friends of 20+ years started off with us sizing one another up. We fought, and with time we learned to respect one another, and we developed a brotherhood.

    • @TheNegZero
      @TheNegZero Рік тому +6

      Maybe like boys they hv to fight at the bar b4 they can b friends.
      The high school version of social hour: detention.

    • @ragantate3995
      @ragantate3995 Рік тому +1

      😅😅😅✨✨✨

  • @derp12345
    @derp12345 Рік тому +13

    Quanisha's Space Jam jacket with the Lola Bunny Patch in the front is hardcore, dude.
    🤘😆❤️

  • @makreviews2146
    @makreviews2146 2 роки тому +22

    The teacher’s commentary was hilarious too. 😄

  • @Udonttexistt
    @Udonttexistt 2 роки тому +398

    Finally someone who matches tequila’s attitude 😭

  • @aishaturner5419
    @aishaturner5419 2 роки тому +509

    “All do is give him legs and hips and body body” I wasn’t expecting that I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    “You wanna fight her so bad swing on her” 😂😂🤣🤣

  • @londonk69
    @londonk69 Рік тому +50

    Detention teacher be cool af 😂😂😂😂

  • @glennkakely1999
    @glennkakely1999 Рік тому +19

    I’ve watched this at least 30 times. It’s brilliant, absolutely hilarious. Well done

  • @iheartmarkipliergame
    @iheartmarkipliergame 2 роки тому +405

    The unfinished weave has me rolling 🤣🤣
    “Keisha in the front and Kevin in the back”

  • @kellz47
    @kellz47 2 роки тому +332

    " you don't want it with me ms. bitch " 😂😂 i definitely will be stealing this

  • @rhino4327
    @rhino4327 Рік тому +16

    0:05 quanisha’s singing had me dead😭

  • @Pretzelgal
    @Pretzelgal Рік тому +6

    Tequila's windmill and forward flying leap had me rolling!🤣 😂 💀 😅

  • @mz.phatbaldkat7839
    @mz.phatbaldkat7839 2 роки тому +377

    "Stop grabbing my coochie hair!!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @houstonmarron
      @houstonmarron 2 роки тому +15

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I died

  • @giab6223
    @giab6223 2 роки тому +254

    The detention teacher eating the cutie is so accurate they always be eating like that 🤣🤣

  • @loizx6071
    @loizx6071 2 роки тому +6

    I JUST LOVE THE WIGS THE LIPSTICK THE EVERYTHING!

  • @thekadijahshow8921
    @thekadijahshow8921 2 роки тому +29

    😂😂😂😂 Tequilaaaa
    Getting older is realizing them teachers that stayed after for detention was getting that check!

  • @itsbless4335
    @itsbless4335 2 роки тому +173

    WHEN SHE PUT IT IN A PONYTAIL 😂😂😂

    • @Sade019
      @Sade019 2 роки тому +3

      Right😂😂

    • @mariengom4952
      @mariengom4952 2 роки тому +8

      Tequila said it’s giving Keisha in the front and Kevin in the back why did she my girl keisha like that from so keisha

    • @itsbless4335
      @itsbless4335 2 роки тому +4

      @@mariengom4952 exactly 😂😂

  • @carolynstar767
    @carolynstar767 2 роки тому +562

    As a retired teacher, 3:00 had me crying 🤣

  • @SONIA-iz5ld
    @SONIA-iz5ld Рік тому +11

    03:10 " What am i supposed to do with two ass cracks ? Shit twice as much " good question 😂

  • @Unknown4eva100
    @Unknown4eva100 2 роки тому +48

    Let's just take the time to appreciate the effort Jay puts in these videos to make us laugh, wuv u Jayy!!😘😘😍☺☺

  • @Rjonesy101
    @Rjonesy101 2 роки тому +188

    Quanisha is every girl who pop mess but can't back it up. Tequila rival was hilarious. 🤣 You made that Wish wig work

  • @stupidity.
    @stupidity. 2 роки тому +121

    "Let me send to my baby daddy"
    That got me 🤣

  • @jessicamacklin5386
    @jessicamacklin5386 Рік тому +6

    The teacher is so UNBOTHERED!!
    I'm weak,lolll😭🤔🙄🤗🤷‍♀️🧡

  • @gerardoflores2531
    @gerardoflores2531 2 роки тому +10

    She said "miss kreigel if i start getting my ass beat jump in" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Dyane629
      @Dyane629 Рік тому +1

      Cause that’s what most teachers would do, right???🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnhouston8548
    @johnhouston8548 2 роки тому +214

    This needs to have a part 2 cuz tequila has met her match, her equal, her plus etc and the clapbacks were on point nothing but shade

    • @donttalktome8991
      @donttalktome8991 2 роки тому +5

      Actually tequila lost 😂

    • @neelamaulakh
      @neelamaulakh Рік тому +1

      @@donttalktome8991 nah she didn't

    • @Dyane629
      @Dyane629 Рік тому +1

      Oh, Lawd please let there be a Part 2 with Miss Cringle!! Her whole attitude with the two of them is what makes it so much more hysterical!🤣🤣

  • @Cheyenergy
    @Cheyenergy 2 роки тому +63

    “Neither one of y’all can fight, but y’all did good”

  • @oldwelshlady6584
    @oldwelshlady6584 Рік тому +4

    One of my faves!!!! Miss cringle is straight up savage letting them fight!!

  • @misfitrosetarot
    @misfitrosetarot 2 роки тому +5

    Ms. Krieger is a trip! LOL Tequila finally met her match. 😂

  • @adrinastarks3651
    @adrinastarks3651 2 роки тому +93

    The singing battle got me weak 🤣🤣🤣

    • @aaliyahfurtadoxoxo
      @aaliyahfurtadoxoxo 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @virgiesims4353
      @virgiesims4353 2 роки тому +3

      The singing was to much forme I fell of my bed😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @derp12345
      @derp12345 Рік тому +1

      I was D.O.A., right then and there! 😆🤘

  • @quitaquita79
    @quitaquita79 2 роки тому +84

    I live for the "Louie, Prada, Gucci" song 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️

  • @judeen4433
    @judeen4433 2 роки тому +7

    "That shit is giving Michael Jackson as a scarecrow, that shit nappy asf"😂😂
    Yo mama need to do it again 🤣

  • @justsaying4621
    @justsaying4621 2 роки тому +15

    This is a must watch. I am so looking forward to these two in future episodes.

  • @GoldenSlumbers0
    @GoldenSlumbers0 2 роки тому +112

    Honestly that teacher is exactly how i would have acted

  • @dashkaseide.2
    @dashkaseide.2 2 роки тому +148

    I love how she is wearing the wig that Amazon left for her to braid 🤣

  • @crystalxchi8576
    @crystalxchi8576 Рік тому +7

    "you look like sum straight off the wiz bitch. It's giving Michael Jackson as the scarecrow" 💀🤣 lmao i love that show.

  • @itsRockyTV
    @itsRockyTV 2 роки тому +14

    Tequila finally found her match!!!
    I'm living for this.. Jay you're genius!!
    "Kesha in the front and Kevin in the back."

  • @carbondioxideh2o
    @carbondioxideh2o 2 роки тому +504

    you literally make my day these are so funny to watch 😭❤️

  • @childx81
    @childx81 2 роки тому +70

    SHE STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL?!? I had faith in her bro 😭

  • @kingeric9908
    @kingeric9908 2 роки тому +4

    Quanesha and Ms. Kregal! I'm crying laughing!😭😭😭😭😭

  • @thompsonj9970
    @thompsonj9970 2 роки тому +4

    neither of y’all can fight but y’all did good…hilarious🤣😂

  • @belias360
    @belias360 2 роки тому +71

    And she even has her own favorite song? Tequila's met her match, lol

  • @breezy_fzx
    @breezy_fzx 2 роки тому +67

    “It’s giving Keisha in the front and Kevin in the back”

  • @quentinpimienta370
    @quentinpimienta370 2 роки тому +11

    *“Keisha in the front and Kevin in the back”* Got me deceased bruh 💀💀💀

  • @RaphTheUnknown
    @RaphTheUnknown 2 роки тому +7

    "and what am i supposed to do with two ass cracks? shit twice as much" LMFAOFJKFGD IM CRYING

  • @cc3374K
    @cc3374K 2 роки тому +51

    “It's giving Michael Jackson as the scarecrow” 😭👍

  • @dmoney77
    @dmoney77 2 роки тому +85

    Finally he’s back and he brought tequila back with a new curly pretty look. And the girl who the blue hair looks ama to the zang

  • @dontwakethedeadp.jankey9592
    @dontwakethedeadp.jankey9592 Рік тому +9

    I want to know how many wigs he owns. Some of them are gorgeous. I've become addicted to these videos sinc I came across them a few weeks ago.

  • @mooshroom3650
    @mooshroom3650 2 роки тому +14

    Okay, gonna leave one of those typical comments, but I genuinely mean it when I say I'm so excited when I see you posted. Much love and well wishes, keep doing you and keep pushing what makes you happy, thanks for another upload!

  • @xxpink_cloudxx5102
    @xxpink_cloudxx5102 2 роки тому +33

    Miss Cringle is my favorite teacher now

  • @iiiamyayaa
    @iiiamyayaa 2 роки тому +56

    This two characters are just alike they need to become besties or something!!! Love your content

  • @angc.8810
    @angc.8810 Рік тому +5

    I love the new character this should be fun watching these two go at it all the time lol

  • @robbieknovak9432
    @robbieknovak9432 Рік тому +8

    I was having a rough day. This video turned it around! Thank you Jay! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @Robofluff_
    @Robofluff_ 2 роки тому +57

    The teacher eating the orange 💀

  • @andbriwaslike
    @andbriwaslike 2 роки тому +50

    the teacher smacking while she eats and talks is so accurate

  • @haleyhenry8695
    @haleyhenry8695 2 роки тому +14

    4:34 had me dyingggg🤣🤣

  • @cinnamonaries7031
    @cinnamonaries7031 2 роки тому +21

    Team Tequila!! Always! Popping them tags, all day every day 🏷 💅🏽

  • @x.sapphireanimelover.x
    @x.sapphireanimelover.x 2 роки тому +29

    1:01 such a mood teacher.

  • @flamingbird09
    @flamingbird09 2 роки тому +57

    Tequila finally found her match😂💀

  • @glam2gobeauty811
    @glam2gobeauty811 Рік тому +3

    "You better go find something safe to do " 🤣🤣🤣

  • @DrSimpleBeauty
    @DrSimpleBeauty Рік тому +8

    4:01 Ms. Kreigle and the side eye! 😂

  • @blxssxm5534
    @blxssxm5534 2 роки тому +194

    You cheer me up when I’m down or if I’m frustrated I really love your vids! They make my day!❤️

  • @Y2KFroggyAngel
    @Y2KFroggyAngel 2 роки тому +60

    “Damn what happened to your hair! It's giving Keisha in the front and Kevin in the back, you need to go see my momma”💀

  • @shaylaadams477
    @shaylaadams477 Рік тому +3

    You are my favorite creator on here you crack me up and your acting skills are on point.

  • @user-pe9ue9sk9d
    @user-pe9ue9sk9d Місяць тому +1

    If jay went to my school I would've gone EVERYDAY and graduated!!
    This fool is hilarioussssss!!! Every character so entertaining and REAL!

  • @londonmae4928
    @londonmae4928 2 роки тому +21

    “ it’s giving Michael Jackson as the scarecrow.” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jayp0924
    @jayp0924 2 роки тому +24

    Tequila's new hairdo is giving 80s vibez

  • @lifewithliyah2853
    @lifewithliyah2853 2 роки тому +1

    It’s the fact that he’s talking to his self💞 I love you Soo much💞💞💯

  • @sincerewilliams9741
    @sincerewilliams9741 Рік тому +10

    Ok like.. am I the only one that noticed Ms. Crinkle hit the woah an 0:37

  • @montrellturner6014
    @montrellturner6014 2 роки тому +26

    Tequila hair is iconic asf !

  • @KyRefined
    @KyRefined 2 роки тому +29

    “Stop grabbing my coochie hair”💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

  • @yanaa1k51
    @yanaa1k51 2 роки тому +7

    “Youuu don’t want it wit meeee Ms Bitch!” LMAOOO😂😂😂 wheww

  • @kristoff1skalet176
    @kristoff1skalet176 Рік тому +3

    "Stop grabbing my COOCHIE HAIR!!" LMAO

  • @brooke5883
    @brooke5883 2 роки тому +40

    i was so happy when i saw this. i missed you, jay! that was a long month without you

  • @Makii_vsp
    @Makii_vsp 2 роки тому +6

    THE BRAIDS ARE GIVING UMA FROM DESCENDANTS

  • @anthonymendez8394
    @anthonymendez8394 Рік тому +3

    Love love your videos. They make me Crack up and forget my problems for a second! Continue being you! Congratulations on the engagement

  • @haikeyzoe3617
    @haikeyzoe3617 Рік тому +3

    The “y’all did good not one of y’all can fight” had me done 😭🤣