I agree completely. I can't even fathom why this character isn't on cable yet. It's funny, thought provoking, and something I really look forward to seeing.
@Ilicium We're shooting a new Words this week. And I try to read and respond to all of my mail. Don't know how I missed you. Finally, I wear a Casio watch which I think is solar if I remember correctly -- it was a present. And the disk on my neck says "Luck" in English and Chinese. Luck is the guiding force of the Mr. Deity universe.
Just as lovely as the first time I saw this one. I think it's about time for me to binge all of your videos again. You never seize to amaze me, misterdeity, not now, not in the past, not ever.
Dear Mr Diety, The Bounty ad background music is great while you read through the comments, hope you get back to answer some of them - cool segment, I'm so lame I had to look up the WWJD thing!
I'm a septuagenarian and just found this channel and think it is great!! Everyone needs to tell everyone! Religion is the cancer of the intellect of our planet!
What is Michelangelo like? Did you get bored posing for all those paintings? Why is your beard so short now? How many fingers am I holding up? TIA. You're the best!
I have a very tough question for Mr. Deity, and it would probably make a good episode to answer. It's about the whole Babylonian thing. If God was concerned that mankind was united and cursed them because he did not want them to work together and accomplish such things like becoming like him or getting closer to him, like the Bible suggests in the account of the Tower of Babel, does that mean he wants and likes us to be divided so we don't become godlike beings?
Great, as always. The Good Deity knows how to write a great script, no matter the scene. (Apart from the "begat" part of a certain book of yours. Work in progress or was that the actual first chapter you wrote? I usually write the introduction later in the process when I've got the flow going. That part did not have flow, just sayin') In any case, will be looking forward to more answers.
@Rafinius What a downvoter!!! Well, I'm downvoting your downvote because I find it lacking and unsupportive compared to all your other comments. So, the downvote is in the hope of you spending more time on the positive. Other than that, I love your comments. Keep up the good work, and less of this.
Your rap name just has to be "Heavy D." My rock name, btw, is "Religion Sucks," just so I can hear that over the loudspeakers when I'm introduced. And my most famous hit so far is of course the catchy and danceable "Hung Like Jesus."
To be fair, he's the only one who answers fan mail with something other than a lightning bolt to the head, a lava storm, or a Darth Vader-like voice from a whirlwind bellowing "How dare you question me?!?!"
@Almamater8888 If you ordered before Dec. 28th, yours should have arrived by now. If not, contact me at the mrdeity address with your info and I'll send another one out. It's probably lost in the mail, or Paypal didn't notify me -- which happens about 1 in 100 times. Lucky you.
@virtuallyjesuschrist Only the true messiah denies that he's the new messiah!!!! And the fact that you're saving my butt proves it. All hail the new messiah, virtuallyjesuschrist!!!!
Hey, you took the first answer from when you guys were making the iPhone app thing in this video /watch?v=_-393MiYG98 at 1:22 :o When is the smile-a-day email thing coming out anyway?
@misterdeity, we had an brief e-mail exchange (about a year ago) regarding ex-Mormonism. Well the 15-second add that preceded my viewing of this particular video was one of those "... and I'm a Mormon" ads. LOL! I thought it was quite ironic.
As an antitheist myself I would humbly like to point out that this show can be broken down to; 95% Christianity bashing. 4.5% Jewish bashing. .5% Every other religion bashing. Maybe a bit more of picking on, oh I don't know...maybe Islam would make this seem a little more daring...? 🤔
It's called relevance in humour. We live in a Christian dominated, Christian oppressive, society. The Jews and Muslims share the same Abrahaic God so get plenty of coverage for mine.
Oooh! Oooh! I will! Do I get something for it? You know, like the ability to be pompous and smug and tell everyone they're going to burn for infinity with a smile on my face? What's the perks?
@misterdeity I really like the fact that you read all the comments, just like the way you answer all prayers. I wish I could be your on staff 'token catholic'. But I went from being a token catholic to a lapsed catholic to just another lousy atheist.
Author of everything. There we have it. So much for that Paul guy saying that you are not the author of confusion. I mean, of course it's obvious he was wrong all along, it's just that people keep quoting him all the time on that...
@MiserablerHurensohn Mary herself is the Immaculate Conception. That is to say, Mary was born without Original Sin, to avoid contaminating Jesse. It does not mean that Jesse himself was conceived immaculately. But I do suspect Jesse was conceived without the messy stuff usually associated with the process.
When you have your allknowingness turned off, don't you freak out that there's stuff happening that you don't know about? And when you turn it back on, don't you suddenly know everything that happened while it was turned off?
Mr. Deity, Is there a toilet up there? Also, please explain why you didn't give worms eyes? Were you afraid they would be repulsed by what they were eating?
@Slacktoo April 1 is the old Pagan new year, which is why the christians called it April fools day, so as to call out anyone who still celebrated it. :)
I love how they managed to hide the brand of the laptop... with appless!!!
One of my favorite channels I've found. Such a charming and clever mind.
A great time for the whole family and friends.
Actually, "actor" is the last thing I'd call myself. I'm a writer/director first. But thanks for the sentiment. I really appreciate it.
Holy F**k! -- speaking of the immaculate conception... :-)
I remembered the emoticon this time. That was fun.
A real Apple covering the Apple logo. ... nice. ....!!!!
I'm just too busy, and my "friends" list is never ending. Who needs another at this point?
Even Q&A is hilarious! I'd like to see more, in addition to your other shows. I'll order Season 4, too.
I agree completely. I can't even fathom why this character isn't on cable yet. It's funny, thought provoking, and something I really look forward to seeing.
That needs to be an episode. Thanks. B
@Ilicium We're shooting a new Words this week. And I try to read and respond to all of my mail. Don't know how I missed you. Finally, I wear a Casio watch which I think is solar if I remember correctly -- it was a present. And the disk on my neck says "Luck" in English and Chinese. Luck is the guiding force of the Mr. Deity universe.
Just as lovely as the first time I saw this one. I think it's about time for me to binge all of your videos again. You never seize to amaze me, misterdeity, not now, not in the past, not ever.
I love your table settings. Hahaha the Apple right in the middle of the computer, nice touch. Too bad you did not take a bite into it...mouahahaha
friggin awesome! Loved this and the whole season with it's explosive finale. You guys make the world a better place.
I would like to tell you, and your staff that if were up to me , you'd have a spot on prime time cable. what superb writing!
@LoydBonifide That's a lot of pressure on the old guy. Who to pick... who to pick. Though stuff.
I love the way you always 'sneak' apples into the videos! :D
Awesome cup by the way!
as usual brilliant! I love that "in my book" little thing lol omg. excuse me
Dear Mr Diety,
The Bounty ad background music is great while you read through the comments, hope you get back to answer some of them - cool segment, I'm so lame I had to look up the WWJD thing!
Totally didn't get the WWJD question, and how they were horrified until realising it was 'what' not 'who'.
So I looked it up and burst out laughing.
Lol, I recognized myself so much in "does the tree falling in the forest make any sound?" question and answer...
@mattyisagod That's not a joke. Neither I nor Mr. Deity have the attention span for that kind of thing. It's very demanding. Try it.
@psb1964 Yep, I think you're right. This way, no one can call him messy Jesse.
Wonderful way to keep people hooked between episodes! Please more!
Also; Mr. Deity, was The Last Supper also the very first Epic Meal Time?
I love how you have used the bowl of apples to conceal the Apple logo. :)
And you can get it at our cafepress store.
I'm a septuagenarian and just found this channel and think it is great!! Everyone needs to tell everyone! Religion is the cancer of the intellect of our planet!
@psb1964 They don't sell them together. I'd try Pottery Barn and Trader Joe's.
8:20 your blowing my mind, man.
Love the disposition of the apple lolll!
loved it!
Mr. Deity, I liked this and I give it positive feedback!
I'm with Mr. Deity; I like Rosh Sashanah too. It sounds like you're sneezing from a bad cold, which is fitting this time of the year.
"I don't have the attention span for meditation"
Just.... wow. And I thought my jokes were bad.
Mista D, you are a GREAT actor. I think you should be the new lead actor for The Office
"Without further to do..."
*snort*
I like the phrase, "sexual activity with the hand" or SAWTH. We have to meme that bad boy -- pun intended.
What is Michelangelo like?
Did you get bored posing for all those paintings?
Why is your beard so short now?
How many fingers am I holding up?
TIA. You're the best!
@TheAtheologian Yeah, at least switch over to a vaporizer.
@GypsyLeah So true. Although my buddy Sam Harris is pretty good at it (I hear), and he's as American as they get.
I love the apple covering the Apple logo.
"What's wrong with your hand?" "Nothing... it's just feeling really sawth."
I have a very tough question for Mr. Deity, and it would probably make a good episode to answer. It's about the whole Babylonian thing. If God was concerned that mankind was united and cursed them because he did not want them to work together and accomplish such things like becoming like him or getting closer to him, like the Bible suggests in the account of the Tower of Babel, does that mean he wants and likes us to be divided so we don't become godlike beings?
Great, as always. The Good Deity knows how to write a great script, no matter the scene.
(Apart from the "begat" part of a certain book of yours. Work in progress or was that the actual first chapter you wrote? I usually write the introduction later in the process when I've got the flow going. That part did not have flow, just sayin') In any case, will be looking forward to more answers.
I will now!
Loved it!!!
Its been awhile. When did Mr. D grow a mullet?
@Rafinius What a downvoter!!! Well, I'm downvoting your downvote because I find it lacking and unsupportive compared to all your other comments. So, the downvote is in the hope of you spending more time on the positive. Other than that, I love your comments. Keep up the good work, and less of this.
Your rap name just has to be "Heavy D."
My rock name, btw, is "Religion Sucks," just so I can hear that over the loudspeakers when I'm introduced. And my most famous hit so far is of course the catchy and danceable "Hung Like Jesus."
Mr. Deity keeps his all-knowingness turned off.
To be fair, he's the only one who answers fan mail with something other than a lightning bolt to the head, a lava storm, or a Darth Vader-like voice from a whirlwind bellowing "How dare you question me?!?!"
@Almamater8888 If you ordered before Dec. 28th, yours should have arrived by now. If not, contact me at the mrdeity address with your info and I'll send another one out. It's probably lost in the mail, or Paypal didn't notify me -- which happens about 1 in 100 times. Lucky you.
Loved the jab at chiropractic
dear mister d, how many system lords are in the milky way galaxy and how big is your goa'uld symbiot?
Brilliant stuff~!
Hey Mr. Deity, When are the new DVDs to be mailed out? My credit card has been charged, but no DVD has arrived yet.
Answer: Mr. Deity doesn't "get" angry or jealous. Those are permanent states of being for the Deity due to knowing everything in advance.
@FreidasGarden No, I was afraid they'd be repulsed by what they saw when they looked at the field of Republican candidates.
@virtuallyjesuschrist Only the true messiah denies that he's the new messiah!!!! And the fact that you're saving my butt proves it. All hail the new messiah, virtuallyjesuschrist!!!!
*blink twice* YES! A new Mister Deity video. btw, what do you think of What would Jesus Buy, otherwise known as WWJB? lol
Hey, you took the first answer from when you guys were making the iPhone app thing in this video /watch?v=_-393MiYG98 at 1:22 :o
When is the smile-a-day email thing coming out anyway?
@misterdeity, we had an brief e-mail exchange (about a year ago) regarding ex-Mormonism. Well the 15-second add that preceded my viewing of this particular video was one of those "... and I'm a Mormon" ads. LOL! I thought it was quite ironic.
Mr. Deity what is the meaning of life and does it involve Klondike bars in any way?
Oh - and a question for you. What's with the platypus? Dare? Drunk designing? Spare parts? C'mon there's gotta be a story there.
"sammy @i'm to sexy for my atheism " I would have wanted to see Sammy Harris face when he heard that..
@weatherbyn It's very close, innit?
@mathyou9 That's funny. I'm going to make an I'm an ex-Mormon ad soon.
@ZergAteu
Genius! It's the little things that get me.
Oh, why can't you be the head of a major studio?
As an antitheist myself I would humbly like to point out that this show can be broken down to;
95% Christianity bashing.
4.5% Jewish bashing.
.5% Every other religion bashing.
Maybe a bit more of picking on, oh I don't know...maybe Islam would make this seem a little more daring...? 🤔
It's called relevance in humour. We live in a Christian dominated, Christian oppressive, society. The Jews and Muslims share the same Abrahaic God so get plenty of coverage for mine.
Oooh! Oooh! I will! Do I get something for it? You know, like the ability to be pompous and smug and tell everyone they're going to burn for infinity with a smile on my face? What's the perks?
@misterdeity I really like the fact that you read all the comments, just like the way you answer all prayers. I wish I could be your on staff 'token catholic'. But I went from being a token catholic to a lapsed catholic to just another lousy atheist.
My brain hurts.
Too goddamn funny! Oops, sorry Mr. Deity.
Author of everything. There we have it. So much for that Paul guy saying that you are not the author of confusion. I mean, of course it's obvious he was wrong all along, it's just that people keep quoting him all the time on that...
"I don't keep my all-knowingness turned on."
@MiserablerHurensohn Mary herself is the Immaculate Conception. That is to say, Mary was born without Original Sin, to avoid contaminating Jesse. It does not mean that Jesse himself was conceived immaculately. But I do suspect Jesse was conceived without the messy stuff usually associated with the process.
When you have your allknowingness turned off, don't you freak out that there's stuff happening that you don't know about? And when you turn it back on, don't you suddenly know everything that happened while it was turned off?
Mr. Deity, Is there a toilet up there? Also, please explain why you didn't give worms eyes? Were you afraid they would be repulsed by what they were eating?
My wife had the audacity to pray without head covering earlier today, whatever should I do?
@jdw0426 I know right? It's like he was speaking right to my heart!
spectic magazine commercials, me likey!
Some funny stuff here.
I just got the apples in front of the apple on the computer. Ha.
Coming up on December 8th is something called The Immaculate Conception. Is that when Jessy got conceived? Was his Mom only preggers for like 17 days?
@pmadsea077 I get more kudos for that dumb little trick. Thanks so much!
@ExtinctPhotography It is a show dude. He is an actor. Watch some of his other videos.
@terrythecensor You just have to make a leap of faith.
Disappointed? No bananas in that bowl!
@misterdeity I'm pretty sure you planted the idea in my head anyway, so have at it.
I would love Jesse's rod and staff protecting me... ;-P
I like the little dig at Sam Harris.
Will you wear pjs more often?
Where can I get a bowl of apples like that?
Love the bowl of fruit.
Mr. Deuty, How could you not be a football fan? The cameras are always cutting away to players praying for the win.
This series always reminds me of one of the things God doesn't have - a sense of humour.
@Slacktoo April 1 is the old Pagan new year, which is why the christians called it April fools day, so as to call out anyone who still celebrated it. :)
@PharaohHazard I'll let him know.
Gag order? Darn. I was hoping to see a Jerry Springer "Who's the father/DNA test" episode.