Highwayman ASMR - Flirty, Awkward Englishman Robs You (Coin Sounds, Leather Sounds, Loud Gun Noises)
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- Опубліковано 16 жов 2024
- #asmr
Please be aware that there are two very loud gunshots in this video.
I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention
I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention
The devil take your stereo and your record collection
The way you look, you'll qualify for next year's old age pension
Stand and deliver
Your money or your life
Try to use a mirror
Not a bullet or a knife
I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion
The clumsy boots, peekaboo roots that people think so dashing
So what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking?
It's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making
And even though you fool your soul
Your conscience will be mine
All mine
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"-in the 1700's, as i'm sure you're aware" me, a time traveler who's hopelessly lost and trying not to blow my cover: yes.... very aware
Highwaymen: Tries to rob me
Me: 'laughs in poor'
“I’m sorry, dear servants, but I’ve decided to run away with this kindly bandit here. Do give Mother and Father my best!” 😝💕
Same dude
Mother and Father who? Lol
*going through the rings*
Me: "God, how many rings do I have?"
Jim: "How many fingers do you have?"
Me: "This might be the better question."
Taylor Welch I’m sorry I ruined the 69 likes your comment had.
The Druid Barbarian It’s all good my dude. I’ll dream of 69 likes on my next comment. Hahaha
"How many fingers do you have?"
*MATT KIDNAPPING ASMR FLASHBACK*
"...9? "
@@Evee_b_music That’s exactly what is was thinking!
“How many fingers do you have?”
“9. Matt took one.”
“Who’s Matt?”
sigh “It’s a long story.”
He came for my money, but he stole my heart instead!
This guy’s so bad he’s great. Must be fairly easy to rob people when they’re confused and exasperated. Or when they feel inspired to not only give you their belongings but lead you by the hand back to your hideout for fear you might toddle off a cliff on your own. Tingles and laughs again. You’re pretty wonderful. I’m not going to get a thing done today.
Isn’t that just the way? You meticulously plan and execute a jewelry heist only to get held up by an amateur in the middle of your getaway.
This is canon now.
It's a hold-up, not a Botany lesson. Now, no false moves please. I want you to hand over all the lupins you've got.
Jim: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY RINGS
Me: *slowly puts away my Lord of the rings book*😂
I cannot "like" this enough. That's the best laugh I've had in ages.
"Rings?!"
"MORE rings??? Are you serious??" I burst out laughing at that oh my god 😂😂 this was genius Jim, what a great character once again. Bye bye mama! I have joined a very dashing and hilariously funny bandit who I'm sure will help me steal even more rings for my collection c:
Jiiiiim, pretty please bring him back and continue the awkward, (but somehow very effective) flirting as we learn to become a master thief and jokester 🥺 I wanna go on a adventure! Onwards to more rings! (Also the line "you belong in a painting" byeeee I'm sobbing).
At least he's wearing a mask to prevent coronavirus. What a gentleman!
Jokes on you, my job fired me so I have nothing on me you can steal
*he steals my heart*
GOD DAMMIT I WAS GONNA SELL THAT
Kidneys too, damn valuable and you don't need both to live. Win win
Are you actually hitting on us while casually dropping that you have THE POX?!🤨 Damn, that's confidence.
Well pox was extremely contagious, we probably caught it when he whispered in our ears :> So it's no major problem yeyy
Highway: “Empty your pockets."
Me: *actually empties pockets and has only a set of lock picks on me* ...okaaaaay.
Highway: “Have you ever thought of a life of crime?"
Me: "... noooooooo." 😬
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F
Highwayman: "How many rings do you have!?"
Me: "one for each of my husbands."
Highwayman: "...."
Me: "There's still room for one more. 👀"
He has a heart next to eyes. This is a very clever and unique detail: “heartfull bandit.”
Jim: "more rings! I mean... Are you jewellers?" you don't need that many"
One might say I'm *lord* of the rings. ;)
Plot twist: the folk you just robbed, had already robbed a jewellers. Now they’re wanted and you just took off with their wares. They hoped this would happen and you played right into their hands. 😏😯
If I may do my impression of the short, skinny guy in every criminal duo ever: You forgot one thing... now that he has the blame... HE ALSO HAS THE JEWELS!
Well ... as long as I’m getting out of the house, I guess 😆
Edit: I made a friend and got a job offer, all in the span of eighteen minutes? Today really is my day. 10/10, would get robbed again.
Oh my! He’s fabulous. Can I keep him? I’ve been seduced by his awkwardness.
Oh what sad times are these when passing ruffians have to choose between curing the small pox and buying a properly fitting hat.
Love the nod to Monty Python. Well done!
@@ladyrissaneermind20 it's one of my favorites
Sees the title and thinks, “Oh, I love it when flirty Englishmen rob me.” (Wait, what?! It’s like I don’t know who I am anymore. LOL I blame it on isolation and Jim being too sexy for my own good.)
Feels like I just looted a crypt in Skyrim with that amount of rings 😂
same
And this particular bandit has speech +100.
and it’s like.. you don’t even need the rings. you can only wear one at a time. but do you still take the rings? yes! yes you do.
Yup! Sounds about right!
What an endearingly amusing and charming character! 💜 The awkward pickup attempts were hilarious, and "are you jewelers??" made me giggle out loud.
The ASMR gun: priceless.
I know you're referencing Adam Ant here, but all I can hear in my head is "Whiskey In The Jar". 😂
If you ever rebrand your logo, you oughta consider incorporating a chameleon into the design, 'cause that's what you are!
Yes, such a chameleon! I don't understand how he can make himself look so different in so many videos, let alone the voices and mannerisms. Brilliant. 🦎
“Empty your pockets.”
Kind sir, bold of you to assume I have pockets.
[EDIT]
“Have you considered a life of crime?”
You ALREADY know I keep that mf thang on me. Give em the old ‘one two’.
[EDIT]
Dear servants and guardsmen, send my regards to my family. This dashing rogue has stolen my heart! Tell my betrothed what you will but now, I must go!
I’ll say it: as a lesbian, Jim’s characters are the only men where I’m like, “well ... maybe .... 💖”
ashley same
It's not about gender, it's about personal charm ;)
Cringe. Stop.
I Got MCR Tickets And You Didn't thank you, i look in the mirror each morning and tell myself the same thing 👍
ashley Nobody cares what sexual orientation you are. Nobody needs to know.
'Highway men, women or gender-neutral...', 'distance ourselves socially', xDDD I just can't! Jim, you're the best!
god i do hope we'll get to see more of this lad. he's absolutely charming.
Me: "Sweet, just robbed my first carriage!"
Highwayman: "Stand and deliver"
"Well this is gonna be interesting, I have a lot of new jewelry to give up"
Workplace benefits include, but are not limited to:
- competitive salary (dependent on plunder);
- apparent opportunities for career progression (if you’re willing to get your hands dirty);
- an extremely dashing boss with a silver tongue;
- a cool hat.
I'm convinced. Where can I sign up?
I may not be leaving the house but alternate universe me has been getting into some very unusual situations with some very unusual people this past month. 🤔
Then again, I've got nothing better to do so I guess it's a life of crime for me then!
Horse sounds at the beginning 🐴
Wuhuu.
Great Work Jim. I like the Charme of the Charakter. It's funny :)
Same 😕 I think I might play some Red Dead Redemption now.
WOW!!!! The highwayman without fear and beyond reproach! Absolutely charming. This heart-shaped birthmark... We definitely need more cape-and-dagger videos with this character (to dream some romantic sugared dreams about)).
Hate to tell you but that's not a birthmark - that's khol covering up his pox. lol
When he said “You give them test-ticles.” I flat out died! He caught me so off guard. Great job! ❤
Lmao.....Adam Ant is somewhere out there rolling his eyes and face palming. I scared my cats by laughing out loud. All you need is a white stripe across your nose and a shedload of eyeliner.
"Stand and deliver!"
When you're so broke you chuckle after you read "Highwayman robs you" 😂
*laughing in poor ness*
Man, not even a minute in and you had me giggling like a loon. "These things take a little while to reload, excuse me..." And then the ring bit, oml. Just discovered your channel a couple of weeks ago, and I gotta say your videos are super impressive. Even the most weird or dangerous scenarios become either adorable or hilarious when you present them to us xD
“To distance ourselves socially” lmao the metaphorical winking and nudging is real
Highway Man: *Explaining how and why he’s robbing me*
Me, trying to hear him over the tinnitus because he shot a fucking flintlock pistol near my ear: W H A T ?
he has big Matt energy. I love him
@@danasommerfeldt4086 What's a Matt?
@@mimosa27 this is a Matt. ua-cam.com/video/Us_ukKItkSQ/v-deo.html
Kinda missing Matt. Hoping we'll see him again soon.
Is this Matt in a prior life
Cackling at that first gunshot/overlay, haven't laughed so heartily in a while, classic Jim! Thank you for the warning, so I did not have to bid my ears farewell after cranking up my headphones to the max as usual. This has such Daemon vibes, had he been born a mortal in 18th Century England, I imagine this is what he would have become! Love Jim's annoyed characters, that exasperation at 14:25 😆. Ah yes, Spotted Dick, one of the gems of traditional British cuisine 😉. "Loquacious" is now my word of the week. Yet another unique vocal performance here, how many different intonations and rhythms and tonal qualities can he do! Could listen to Jim talk about anything, forever. Entertaining performance as always. Admiring the coverage on that mask, I won't be getting the pox anytime soon, tyvm!
Cassiopeia D I like the exasperation too! 😂
@@JessKCreative I love that "jesus" he mutters under his breath, lol 🤠
Cassiopeia D 😂
The second I heard, "Yes, yes I'll steal your things in a minute." I subscribed. Brilliant
I asked for Matt energy and I got it, THIS CHANNEL DELIVERS.
Who tf is Matt
Highwayman: WHATS WITH ALL THE RINGS?
Me: *laughs in traveling pick pocket*
And still of a winter’s night, they say, when the wind is in the trees,
When the moon is a ghostly galleon tossed upon cloudy seas,
When the road is a ribbon of moonlight over the purple moor,
A highwayman comes riding-
Riding-riding-
A highwayman comes riding, up to the old inn-door.
Over the cobbles he clatters and clangs in the dark inn-yard.
He taps with his whip on the shutters, but all is locked and barred.
He whistles a tune to the window, and who should be waiting there
But the landlord’s black-eyed daughter,
Bess, the landlord’s daughter,
Plaiting a dark red love-knot into her long black hair.
Yes, since childhood, when our mother would read this poem to us, The Highwayman galloped through my fantasies. I should have known that lovely Jim would eventually bring a version of him to life. A charming, hilarious, dashing version, of course ❣️
@@katenerone9781 Try to listen to Loreena Mckennit's song version of the poem The Highwayman. She is a celtic singer and very into culture and atmosphere, and... she has a voice like an angel :)
I’m already wanting a part two to this!! Ahh!! Like even more flirty and fall in luuuuuv! I’ve legit fallen in love with all your context mate, it’s amazing ❤️
So look for me by the moonlight, watch for me by the moonlight. I'll come to thee by the moonlight though hell should bar the way
Highwayman: "How many fingers do you have?"
Me: "Excuse yourself, most of those rings happen to be for Jim's ASMR characters. And maybe one for Jim himself.... Do not judge me."😤😉
Where are people getting these rings!?
@@PhotosAnonymous Cuz we are the lords of the rings😎
Awkward Highwayman: "Ladies, Gentlemen, and Everybody else"
Me *A Non-Binary person*: "YES! YES! THAT'S MEEEE!!!!"
Note: I am sitting in the dining room eating lunch and yelled that out loud... Everyone's staring at me 😂.
r/thathappened
*non binary high five*
I’ll join you, but I want my own tent.
Also, that’s more rings than my family, my closest friends and me own together. So many rings. All the rings. Don’t want them.
Just curious and a unimportant question, Did he upload the video yesterday? Or today?
Priscilla C. Deaky Yesterday for Patreon supporters, today for the rest. :)
@@DruidBarbariansCampfire Ouuh okay, thank you lovely. 🌻
Duuude, how is it that every time you put out a video it's like, something I never knew could exist but really really wanted to listen to. This is so awesome.
"In the biblical sense"- oh my! this highwayman has quite the band of merry men!
14:05 I laughed, it was so funny! I swooned the rest of the time. Love this character, my second favorite, the first being Hamer. Great job Jim!
Jim have you ever considered a career in piracy? You would make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts! 🏴☠️
Politely requesting The Princess Bride ASMR please 🤞
Well, you know the old saying - "if you like it then you should've put a ring on it"
"Your robbing me? Okay, let's go." /leaps into arms
Saw the thumbnail and was like “if this highwayman doesn’t quote “stand and deliver’….” was not disappointed in the least. 😄👍🏻
Another character to add to my favorite characters list, just what I needed 😂❤️
"Yes, yes. I'll steal your things in a minute" 😂😂😂
That was adorable, amusing and most polite. 😅💙
Is there gonna be a part two? This was sooooo gooooodddd!
I really do wanna be part of this gang if they'll give me a JOB IN THIS DAMN QUARANTINE
I love this character, can we keep him? 🙋♀️
ya know... I think that Gunshot was the best Tingle I have ever had?. This guy has a very posh accent for a robber :D
Outdone yourself once again!
"I shall temporarily...disarm myself."
Look honey, I've been around the block a few times and I know for a fact that no man is ever disarmed.
I'm getting Fable 3 vibes from this, and I am living for it
"Tasty...Little tasty, taste like trash" 😂
You give them, test tickles...
I don't even know why but I burst out laughing 😂😂😂
Omg same, it was so bad but I was snickering like a fiend
I swear we need a support group for viewers who get tempted to run away with your ASMR characters.
Him: "You are quite easy on the eyes"
Me: pulls out the extra change I was hiding in my back pocket
1:00
Take my life, it's worth more than the money I have.
The little pauses before he says "another ring.." makes me laugh lol
The entire time im so intrigued by him being so awkward but so confused at the same time. Just standing there just super confused by a adorably rambling highwayman.
Guns, hot guys and gold. Its a damn dream!
not gonna lie, this highwayman may be one of my favorite characters you've made. he's got such a dorkily charming air about him, and the costume looks so cool!
You can have all my belongings 😍
Just keep talking and being adorably awkward 😊😊
Those of us not ashamed to admit we still own - and listen to - the albums of Adam and the Ants, thank you for the lyrics. Very enjoyable video altogether (and you have no idea how many rings some of us collected in the antique stores of the 80s with which to adorn our dandy goth outfits -- and the broaches OH! THE BROACHES!!.).
So look, I'm going to be out of a job post Quarantine, but I'm going to have enough face masks to last me 23 years. So I guess my question is, where do I sign up to be a co-highwayman, and also you should know I have a degree in Museum Studies so I know all about robbery.
That is it. Where do I sign?
Omg... The pandemic tie-in is BRILLIANT. The costume is amazing, but to include the mask and gloves is absolutely genius. You never disappoint. 💜
I’m one of the people who watched the video before seeing the description....wasn’t ready for that but living in the ghetto got my PTSD acting up
Yellowbirdguy Hopefully your not in that situation....my ears are now ☠️ from having earbuds & full volume. I can feel the migraine coming on 🤯
Ah yes, we also play the game "gunshots or fireworks" every summer here
the awkward flirting is giving me serious Giles (from Buffy) vibes haha! I really think you could pull that character off really well! Great video as always
Don't you ever, don't you ever
Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome 💚
Prince charming...prince charming...ridicule of nothing scared of...
Dont you ever.. dont you every... lower yourself... forgetting all your standards.
I always love asmrs with people that wear masks, especially when you do it! it gives you that charming or sense of appeal, but you are very charming with your videos thank you
I've never completely watched an ASMR video before, this was the first! I listened way too much to ASMR and it ended up being a challenge to find any tingles, so glad I clicked this...you're acting is spectacular!!! Thank you :)
声が落ち着く…
本当に眠れないときJim ちさんに頼ってる❣️
The fact that this whole video is basically an 18 minute-long Adam Ant quote brings an irrational amount of joy to my heart ❤
Ok I’m in, I’ll join you! 😉
Great video... so funny and cute and lots of tingles. Love the heart on your cheek 🖤
Bandit:why so many rings!?
Sonic: shrugging in the backround
As counterintuitive as it might seem, there’s something inherently sexy about a man in a mask (particularly one with a deep, seductive voice 😉).
Speaking of masks... please, please, PLEASE consider doing a Phantom of the Opera ASMR role play. It would basically make my year-and I doubt I’m alone in that sentiment. 😊
omg watching this with my 80's crush Adam Ant singing in my head..perfection. PS feeling a bit attacked for my jewelry collection..i can have all the rings i want. especially the ones that tell the future and poison my foes.
Annalisa I’m a fellow 80’s girl ☺️ I loved Adam Ant ❤️
@@litl_kim yay he's so dreamy. even with out hair..lol
Same. I loved the Adam Ant reference (and I do have too many rings).
@@meredithmonroe9723 we need to share pictures of our rings..lol
Annalisa LOL It would take a while to dig them all out. I do love rings though. One of the few pieces of jewelry that the wearer gets to enjoy seeing (easily).
Thank you for the smiles! I hope you and everyone in the comments are having a wonderful day!
You put so much work and energy into these. Your characters absolutely come to life! I appreciate your work so much.
H: "Hold out your valuables so that I may see them!"
M: unbuttons blouse
H: Holds up yards of silver chain: "All this for one person?"
M: "It's a muff chain."
H: "You may be my favorite."
H: "I must think of the pox and the poor people who may catch it from me"
M: "Can't catch pox from fingers, yeah?"
the more rings i had the more i was convinced that i too was a thief, who just got away with robbing the rich
"So that these sticky fingers can do there magic"
Me: excuse me? 😭✋
I love the fact that he said he had a sign for his secret hideout because he forgets. It reminds me of Megamind in so many ways. Watch, there’s like a sign on a tree somewhere that says, “SECRET ENTRANCE “ 🤣
Your language from the 1700 is pretty much spot, you have many talents and this is why I enjoy your videos, keep up the great work 👌
It really is ridiculous how skillfully you create characters I find myself invested in and in less than 20 minutes. Excellent stuff, as always. 🙂
Jim: "Here, you can have my hat."
Me: "YESssss!!"
AHHHH MY HEART EXPLODED SO HANDSOME