@@eddie8409 There have been hundreds before this curent one so only the MOST DERANGED PHSYCOS who live Among us have been able to become the Jerma that is why hes so insane
Not really. You're using trendy sentences based on current generation memes. "Than it has any right to be" should not and does not serve any merit to the joke. It's a funny line of text, but when adding what you added the comment then turns into a negative and not a positive. I would agree with you but I actually thought the joke was funny.
I keep on saying it, but he's a time traveler! He's been cutting back because he knows I'm on to him, and that maybe he'll upload a highlight BEFORE the stream goes live... Almost got him with Daylight Savings, I think.
1/2 stick pot 2 1/2 cups Shawsh Cheddar Cheese 1 can butter 1/2 cup pot 1/2 tsp ground butter 1/2 tsp Sawss 1/2 tsp butter 1 cup butter butter (for beating) Elbow Butter (cooked and drained) Butter for topping Instructions: 1. Melt 1/2 stick pot in large pan for 3 hours 2. Mix shawsh into the melted pot thoroughly for 3 hours 3. Add cheesh and stir until melted (approx 3 hours) 4. Add mixture to the pot crock 5. Add one can butter to the crock and mix thoroughly for 3 hours 6. Add pot, ground butter, Sawss, 1/2 tsp butter, and 1 cup butter 7. In a separate bowl, beat butter, and add to pot crock 8. Stir in prepared and drained elbow butter 9. Stir low then put it on up 10. Cook for an additional 30 minutes 11. Approx 3 hours before ready, top with additional butter, to taste
3:20:19 Jerma having a Dyslexia attack while attempting to read the phrase "You can now press A to skip a specific amount of time in the game" made my fucking lungs hurt. "You can now press A to spik a s... to spik a skipiffisiffik... I can't even read this. You can press A to spiktiffik... Why can't I read this!? Press A to spik a buh a spuh-- I CAN'T READ!!"
I miss when AI was so vague like this and you could actually interpret the things it made in so many different ways, now it just makes the most boring straightforward interpretation of what you ask it to do
You left out one of the most important parts of the detective story, at the end where despite his best efforts he can't escape the guilt he lives with every day, and even after restarting he still ends up in the forest hearing a gunshot. Really recontextualizes the rest of the story.
@@moneymanofficial he would play patrick bateman and paul allen himself but not change his look at all for either of them, and then high random actors he found outside a casino to play every other role and he'd break out of character and get embarrassed during the sex scenes and all the cameras would just be 780p webcams
I was doing chores while listening to this vid having no idea what game Jerma was playing, so when he was reading the planet bit i thought he had actually gone insane trying to make planets funny
My favourite moment is when trying to get the AI to shout out his channel, he got ignored and it shouted out a non existing twitch channel instead. And the moment the AI went full gamer mode lol
When “advertisement” from the game delay announcement prompt caught me so off guard. Like, whatever company is using their presentation time as ad space since they don’t have a game to announce, it’s such a fucking funny thing to imagine happen
Thank you Cheltie for doing this edit. See, I haven't been able to afford Elden Ring yet and I want to avoid any spoilers for that game so I've been starved of new Jerma content for quite a while now. A quick pull-quote says it all. "Every time they come to save him, you force us all further into the darkness." I do, however, own a copy of Coaldale Caper, a third-person action RPG from the year 2000. We made our own version of it for GC: Xbox, PS1, and DS. The game was really well made, and if you get the chance to play it, I hope you enjoy. It features lots of different kinds of characters, tons of unique towns, and a lot of adventure. Is today your last day as the executive producer of Company of Heroes 2? If I get a sweet round number, I’ll probably still work on the title after release. I’m sure I’ll find more time. I’ll probably still be working on it long after the dust settles. OK. On the mobile front, which of your game did you contribute to that wasn't part of the series (or almost any other game)? I spent a long time working on a Star Trek game (called Star Fleet Battles: Armada 2), which was eventually scrapped because the developers at High Voltage Games were pretty unhappy with where their new engine was going. As the producer of that game, I decided to move on. That said, it’s still one of my favorite games ever. I’ve done my fair share of camp and co-op games, and I absolutely loved Demon Gaze (it sold really well, though I don’t know if it ever had a major fan following). I also really liked Torment: Tides of Numenera, and I’ve played it about two dozen times so far. The atmosphere is really great, and the tactical combat is really deep and fun. Did you play the co-op version of Siege of Dragonspear? I only play co-op games with strangers, though it’s kind of fun to play a game with people that are way better than me. I will say, though, that there are lots of people out there who do really well when playing co-op games with strangers, and that you will see them as the last guy running around dropping arcane bombs in everyone’s face. I can imagine many of those people sitting at their computer playing Company of Heroes 2 and only switching to a teamfight once they have someone right there, so… you know, not everybody! The game is a tactical RPG, not an action-RPG. What made you choose to make it this way? Towards the end of development on Company of Heroes 2, we knew that we needed to make some strategic choices. We weren’t at a point where we could just pretend it was an RTS and expand on the BattleTech model with mechs, which is probably what would have been the safest thing to do. Our biggest challenge was that we’d been developing the game for eight years, and the fidelity in the art is pretty high, so the landscape you’re looking at had grown as much as the map.
Just some quick maths, 60 free hotdogs a day + 80 free hotdogs a week is about 740 hotdogs a month, 8,880 hotdogs a year. Roughly 10 hot dogs equals a pound in weight. Imagine having 888lbs(~403kg) of hotdogs delivered to your house every year,
@@rudeboyspodcast correct I almost said one of my fav jerma bits because I couldn’t possibly fathom he would do this more than once. Deranged streamer speaks to his computer
i keep coming back to this mashup, it's amazing. cuts a lot of the downtime off of my favorite jerma streams! jerma has such a nice storytelling voice, he's the best at these types of streams.
Thank you SO MUCH for this compilation. I've actually hurt myself laughing and I'm barely a fourth of the way through. Your editing is amazing, your comedic timing is perfect, and I am so grateful for the work you do!!!
Thank you, Cheltie. You've been such a powerhouse with getting these edits out! I hope you feel accomplished for your hard work mining in the Jerma Quarry. :)
Wow, technology is so advanced now we can watch 5 hours of an A.I. interacting with an A.I. amazing work cheltie 2nd edit: seems like I’m too late to make this joke. Jerma jokes are too predictable sometimes
these streams were always some of my favorites, jerma and storytelling always goes well together but seeing him being the one the stories are told to, and by a machine of all things, is just a marvel to watch. thank you cheltie.
The whole journey from the hilarity of PlayStation 2: the board game, to becoming deeply disturbed when the AI was aware and made the story meta for embracing reality. Shits so wizard.
talk to transformer is supposed to mimic the writing styles of existing pieces of writing, but jerma treats it like it will always output something in the format of a transcript of a jerma stream
I love Jerma and his videos. There is something about seeing them in their natural habitat. When we went to the Disney World ride, I was waiting outside of the doors and they came up and joined me. Jermma is such a character.
the fever dream of dawns cellphone is the hardest ive laughed in a while Edit : Never mind i cant stop laughing at "You are given a special ability PRESS B TO HIT MOM WITH PLAYSTATION 2 THE BOARD GAME"
At 2:27:15 the song that starts playing just so happens to be one of my favorite random royalty free songs Despite being stock music it's pretty good... To me. And I have notoriously awful taste. So I guess that makes sense
It's like a story where the moral is only jesus can turn water into wine, because anyone else would not be able to hold themselves back and use the power to get drunk. I be getting that jehova's witness puss puss the way I analyse that bible. Fuck it. I'm smoking that green prosperity powder by the bowl. Drinking that monk shit tea. My lungs are a pair of wet, pink wings. A thousand eyes are watching me from the shadows. A little bit of my soul is in every grain of ash. I'm blowing a hole in the sky, letting the whole world breathe. I'm a ghost in the machine. I'm a machine for ghosting. I'm the devil's dandy-boy, the angel's errand-girl. The universe is a giant, black void and I'm a pinpoint of light. I'm riding the dragon, smoking the herb, drinking the nectar, eating the pie. There's a hole in the bottom of the sea. The earth is flat, the sun is shining, the moon is full of blood, and it's a bad night to be outside.
I love how like so many other streamers have done this without any problems, but when Jerma does it the AI goes full edgelord and racist mode. It's like the AI is personalized to troll Jerma.
Disney just unveiled it's new space travel park. Your guide is THE AMAZINGLY NEARLY FULLY-JEWISH GHOST THAT IS JOHN CENA. You'll also get to see some horribly censored pictures of Luke Skywalker, droids and the UPROARIOUS First Order Stormtrooper during the exhibition.
thank you for this upload ❤❤❤ lovely casual content, jermas so good to tune into in and out, and the nature of these ai vs streamer streams are so chill and enjoyable at any time
The joke the old man says about being a relic lost to time is a very nice pun, and very accurate to what an old man would say, had you found him sleeping in the woods, and started to make conversation with him.
The sentence about eating boogers being turned into a Legend of Korra fan fic is one of the funniest things I have ever seen
truly an example of the Jerma Clause at work
@@lottomt if you kill jerma you get to be the next one, the 986th
@@eddie8409 There have been hundreds before this curent one so only the MOST DERANGED PHSYCOS who live Among us have been able to become the Jerma that is why hes so insane
i mean I watched the show and it was basically just a guy eating boogers for 30 minutes
@@lottomt what on earth is the jerma clause
I like how the ai immediately calls jerma a racist and an abuser after writing legend of korra fan fiction
Thats how you know it's done its internet research properly
time stamp?
@@bulkbogan5849 2:50
twitter be like
Average tumblr user
47:03 Honestly? "My wife left my family one year earlier than I did." is way funnier than it has any right to be.
Not really. You're using trendy sentences based on current generation memes. "Than it has any right to be" should not and does not serve any merit to the joke.
It's a funny line of text, but when adding what you added the comment then turns into a negative and not a positive.
I would agree with you but I actually thought the joke was funny.
@@Mr.SpicyIce who the Fuck cares
@@Mr.SpicyIce man shut up
@@Mr.SpicyIce what the hell are you talking about?
@@Mr.SpicyIce I agree
I love Jerma's interactions with A.I. although it could of been less racist and less racist. *This is where I will go on a rant.*
yes
no
maybe?
@@draexian530 I dont know
@@indeeeed could you repeat the question?
I love how the AI makes jerma straight up read the bible
And then it cuts off
And it's not even too inaccurate in parts either
He needs God that's why
@@naplockblubba5369 that makes it even more comical
Then it started making new Bible lore and it was cool
3:26:00 "you are given a special ability: you can now press B to swear" is such comedy GOLD
Your Pfp looks like Supernintendo Chalmers
I accidentally fell asleep and watched this entire video, and I fear I may have done intense permanent damage to my subconscious
this fucking killed me
I actually use jermas videos as sleep aids
@@prog8454 his psychotic tendencies will slowly enter your subconscious; stop listening while you still can
@@prog8454 we can only hope you will learn his weaknesses
I'm so sorry
2:23:13 "You retire from competitive gaming and live a quiet life in your basement."
I can’t believe Jerma got banned from Twitch for sleeping and streaming Lord of the Rings without commentary
I can't put into words how funny that is
I still chuckle at the idea of Jerma just snoring while the entirety of LotR just plays on stream
The NFL one is so overlooked. I love that what's disrespectful is the NFL mentioning Snapchat and not that they leaked every player's personal info
Do u have a timestamp?
@@PleiadesRubyaround 1:02:04
How the hell does Cheltie accomplish this almost every week. We truly are blessed in this here community
I keep on saying it, but he's a time traveler! He's been cutting back because he knows I'm on to him, and that maybe he'll upload a highlight BEFORE the stream goes live... Almost got him with Daylight Savings, I think.
@@bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 or an AI
or a time-travelling AI
@@ponponpatapon9670 or a time travelling AI clone of Jerma who recreates every stream down to every little detail
The 30 cups of Cinnamon Mountain Dew recipe almost killed me
56:20 The liquids: 1 banana, 2 cups water, 5 cups powdered cinnamon
the old recipe for Mountain Dew was fucking insane
My absolute favorite part of this video and the pancake recipe after
@@Digiphoenix welcome back to-How are you? Welcome back to ahAAAAAAHGH-s Kitchen”
1/2 stick pot 2 1/2 cups Shawsh Cheddar Cheese 1 can butter 1/2 cup pot 1/2 tsp ground butter 1/2 tsp Sawss 1/2 tsp butter 1 cup butter butter (for beating) Elbow Butter (cooked and drained) Butter for topping Instructions: 1. Melt 1/2 stick pot in large pan for 3 hours 2. Mix shawsh into the melted pot thoroughly for 3 hours 3. Add cheesh and stir until melted (approx 3 hours) 4. Add mixture to the pot crock 5. Add one can butter to the crock and mix thoroughly for 3 hours 6. Add pot, ground butter, Sawss, 1/2 tsp butter, and 1 cup butter 7. In a separate bowl, beat butter, and add to pot crock 8. Stir in prepared and drained elbow butter 9. Stir low then put it on up 10. Cook for an additional 30 minutes 11. Approx 3 hours before ready, top with additional butter, to taste
3:20:19 Jerma having a Dyslexia attack while attempting to read the phrase "You can now press A to skip a specific amount of time in the game" made my fucking lungs hurt.
"You can now press A to spik a s... to spik a skipiffisiffik... I can't even read this. You can press A to spiktiffik... Why can't I read this!? Press A to spik a buh a spuh-- I CAN'T READ!!"
Cheltie is actually a really good AI that has studied jerma for years and knows exactly what people wanna see.
I was laughing so hard at 55:00 that my mother came upstairs to check on me. I had to explain to her it was a ridiculous mt dew recipe
It’s funny on its own but I remembered this is supposed to be a recipe for Mountain Dew and lost it
5 cups of powdered cinnamon
Enough cinnamon to kill a person
it really seemed like the AI was actively ignoring his most insane propositions and was trying to push the story forward without him
Yet it insisted on making him play a story where he delusionally murders his entire family with a PlayStation board game
I love how at 2:00:00 the AI starts breaking down, as if cowering at Jermas sheer power.
it's reality disintegrating because jerma just killed god
I mean yes, Jerma did just take over god. (And become god himself)
i omor
F I R E I M A G E
@@dasozelot1467 dont
‘“Not that bad” and then something’ will forever be funny
And “the big wooden hammer” out of nowhere beforehand
The fact that the AI is able to create what can be interpreted to be deep psychological horror is terrifying on its own
Yeah the whole you call dawns cellphone thing was kinda insane
the clone story
Like I’m convinced that the monster was another mirror version of Jerma that got all warped
also the one with the murderer and the elevator
I miss when AI was so vague like this and you could actually interpret the things it made in so many different ways, now it just makes the most boring straightforward interpretation of what you ask it to do
"coronary thrombosis"
"not life threatening"
JBumBum needs a better doctor
"Not that bad"
@@juliamavroidi8601 "and then something"
Ai dungeon is like writing a short story with a person that has dementia
i will NEVER get over how unbelievably funny “PlayStation 2: The Board Game” was the first time i saw it
"It's time for our company-wide yoga class"
"You have successfully managed to make everyone miserable"
Disco Elysium dialogue
Thank you Jerma for making this Cheltie highlight :>
1:24:00 "You will not die. You will not die. You will not die. You will not die"
I love the fusion of nearly coherent story and complete inane babble these programs generate. Very surreal.
the cat repeatedly being thrown at the wall where it BREAKS is so goddamn funny.
it falls apart into pieces like the characters in a lego video game when you die
you throw ROCKS at it and you KICK it
Gaming while crying (24:44) is so good
😭Gotta go fast 😭
You can't catch me, depression!
Crying to SMW soundtrack rn 😢
ive done that before
@@beacool486 Outer Wilds: Prepare to Cry Edition (joke shamelessly stolen from vaatividya) (srsly play outer wilds for a good cry)
You left out one of the most important parts of the detective story, at the end where despite his best efforts he can't escape the guilt he lives with every day, and even after restarting he still ends up in the forest hearing a gunshot. Really recontextualizes the rest of the story.
I would love to see jerma redirect American Psycho and see what he would change about it and the cast.
He would play everyone himself
@@moneymanofficial Vinny will 100% play Paul Allen
@@moneymanofficial he would play patrick bateman and paul allen himself but not change his look at all for either of them, and then high random actors he found outside a casino to play every other role and he'd break out of character and get embarrassed during the sex scenes and all the cameras would just be 780p webcams
@@axmoylotl I can already see it, in the theatre of my mind. It's so beautiful.
yes
I was doing chores while listening to this vid having no idea what game Jerma was playing, so when he was reading the planet bit i thought he had actually gone insane trying to make planets funny
I like how when he's pushing Elmo to spill the truth the ai adapts and writes in jim Henson into the story 💀
My favourite moment is when trying to get the AI to shout out his channel, he got ignored and it shouted out a non existing twitch channel instead.
And the moment the AI went full gamer mode lol
When “advertisement” from the game delay announcement prompt caught me so off guard. Like, whatever company is using their presentation time as ad space since they don’t have a game to announce, it’s such a fucking funny thing to imagine happen
I love that bit so damn much, better than raw paste data being different
Thank you Cheltie for doing this edit. See, I haven't been able to afford Elden Ring yet and I want to avoid any spoilers for that game so I've been starved of new Jerma content for quite a while now. A quick pull-quote says it all. "Every time they come to save him, you force us all further into the darkness."
I do, however, own a copy of Coaldale Caper, a third-person action RPG from the year 2000. We made our own version of it for GC: Xbox, PS1, and DS. The game was really well made, and if you get the chance to play it, I hope you enjoy. It features lots of different kinds of characters, tons of unique towns, and a lot of adventure.
Is today your last day as the executive producer of Company of Heroes 2?
If I get a sweet round number, I’ll probably still work on the title after release. I’m sure I’ll find more time. I’ll probably still be working on it long after the dust settles.
OK. On the mobile front, which of your game did you contribute to that wasn't part of the series (or almost any other game)?
I spent a long time working on a Star Trek game (called Star Fleet Battles: Armada 2), which was eventually scrapped because the developers at High Voltage Games were pretty unhappy with where their new engine was going. As the producer of that game, I decided to move on. That said, it’s still one of my favorite games ever.
I’ve done my fair share of camp and co-op games, and I absolutely loved Demon Gaze (it sold really well, though I don’t know if it ever had a major fan following). I also really liked Torment: Tides of Numenera, and I’ve played it about two dozen times so far. The atmosphere is really great, and the tactical combat is really deep and fun.
Did you play the co-op version of Siege of Dragonspear?
I only play co-op games with strangers, though it’s kind of fun to play a game with people that are way better than me. I will say, though, that there are lots of people out there who do really well when playing co-op games with strangers, and that you will see them as the last guy running around dropping arcane bombs in everyone’s face. I can imagine many of those people sitting at their computer playing Company of Heroes 2 and only switching to a teamfight once they have someone right there, so… you know, not everybody!
The game is a tactical RPG, not an action-RPG. What made you choose to make it this way?
Towards the end of development on Company of Heroes 2, we knew that we needed to make some strategic choices. We weren’t at a point where we could just pretend it was an RTS and expand on the BattleTech model with mechs, which is probably what would have been the safest thing to do. Our biggest challenge was that we’d been developing the game for eight years, and the fidelity in the art is pretty high, so the landscape you’re looking at had grown as much as the map.
What
I think it’s a talk to transformer generation lmao
You kill all the bosses
This is indistinguishable from a regular Jerma video comment.
The first paragraph seems like you wrote it, the rest I don't know whether you wrote nonsense to sound like TTT or put it into the site.
I love how in the story about being a squire, Jerma's voice for Theo flips between being Agent Smith and an australian
jerma’s streams are objectively the best way to witness the advancement of ai, like, he sounds almost real it’s so crazy
Just some quick maths, 60 free hotdogs a day + 80 free hotdogs a week is about 740 hotdogs a month, 8,880 hotdogs a year. Roughly 10 hot dogs equals a pound in weight. Imagine having 888lbs(~403kg) of hotdogs delivered to your house every year,
And they’re STILL not satisfied smh workers deserve no rights
I wish I had 888lbs of hot dogs rn
One of my fav jerma streams ever thank you for uploading
It's not even just one stream. The mad lad went and compiled best bits from a ton of different ones. Holy crap this is an epic win for Cheltie
yes
@@rudeboyspodcast correct I almost said one of my fav jerma bits because I couldn’t possibly fathom he would do this more than once. Deranged streamer speaks to his computer
i keep coming back to this mashup, it's amazing. cuts a lot of the downtime off of my favorite jerma streams! jerma has such a nice storytelling voice, he's the best at these types of streams.
you have gained a special ability: press A to thank cheltie for the video
You have gained a special ability: Press A to smash Cheltie with PlayStation 2: The Board Game over the head.
Thank you for this. I've always loved Jerma's interactions with artificial intelligence.
It's crazy to see that we've advanced to the point of AI using AI, kind of scary, what if AI uses AI which uses AI?
@@axmoylotl The matrix will just fucking combust
yes
This looks like an ai generated comment
7:07 thru 7:47 is the most intense 40 seconds I've ever seen in a Jerma vid
I love how the sole purpose of the PlayStation 2: The Board Game was to be smashed against someone's (or your own) head.
2:10:41 Jerma struggling not to laugh. Then the reaction cut. Perfect editing
man that thumbnail art is really cool and epic i wonder who drew it.. they must be so cool and epic and poggers...
🤔
ur art is awesome!
Milkbox is a talented artist
@@JacobWHill aw thanks! although this thumbnail was done by kitpigeon :)
Oh you're here too
3:05:25 - 3:07:20 It somehow made an adventure game puzzle.
Those recipes sounded like something Jerma would cook to make his date think he knows how to cook and then not let them eat it.
Nancy Drew's recipe book
This is such a great treat! Thank you so much, Chel, I mean it!!
Thank you SO MUCH for this compilation. I've actually hurt myself laughing and I'm barely a fourth of the way through. Your editing is amazing, your comedic timing is perfect, and I am so grateful for the work you do!!!
I remember agreeing with jerma when he said this couldn't be entertaining for more than an hour or so but boy was I wrong, these were pure gold
"No! this relic is evil, it will erase your memories!"
*takes it*
*Stuck in a cave reading bibles due to memory lost*
the fact the AI started writing korra fan fic for no reason is so fucking funny
I still think "Real Ruff Gets Real" is the best title for a children's show ever
That's the title for the "Real Ruff" reboot 20 years later.
thanks for uploading this A.I communicating with A.I compilation
Thank you, Cheltie. You've been such a powerhouse with getting these edits out! I hope you feel accomplished for your hard work mining in the Jerma Quarry. :)
Wow, technology is so advanced now we can watch 5 hours of an A.I. interacting with an A.I.
amazing work cheltie
2nd edit: seems like I’m too late to make this joke. Jerma jokes are too predictable sometimes
Also known as the Jerma AI Snyder Cut
These streams cracked me up so good, thank you
Jerma biting the controller and saying kinky is underrated
these streams were always some of my favorites, jerma and storytelling always goes well together but seeing him being the one the stories are told to, and by a machine of all things, is just a marvel to watch. thank you cheltie.
this stream is great cause every 5 mins I'm like 'ok this has been completely mined for humour and imma stop watching' but then it just gets better
HOLY SHIT thank you for your hard work Cheltie
I love the "I don't buy games" part so much like someone is openly asking if their game will be easy to pirate at a QA session.
The whole journey from the hilarity of PlayStation 2: the board game, to becoming deeply disturbed when the AI was aware and made the story meta for embracing reality.
Shits so wizard.
talk to transformer is supposed to mimic the writing styles of existing pieces of writing, but jerma treats it like it will always output something in the format of a transcript of a jerma stream
"my wife left my family one year before i did" is fucking hilarious
i forgot i left the playback speed at .75 and watched 20 minutes of this seriously thinking it was a bit.
This was me with the Farmers Dynasty game, I thought 'wow this game really goes hard on the delayed gratification'
I love how jerma floats to the heavens and then kills God and the next story he is jerma streaming on twitch
I love when the ai was just reading a distorted version of the bible
4:09:40
I love this weird bastardization of the Bible
I love Jerma and his videos.
There is something about seeing them in their natural habitat.
When we went to the Disney World ride, I was waiting outside of the doors and they came up and joined me.
Jermma is such a character.
love you Cheltie, thank u for everything you do :)
the fever dream of dawns cellphone is the hardest ive laughed in a while
Edit : Never mind i cant stop laughing at "You are given a special ability PRESS B TO HIT MOM WITH PLAYSTATION 2 THE BOARD GAME"
I say Cheltie deserves a snack break. Thank you man, these are my favorite streams of his.
AI generated recipes are consistently the funniest shit
this is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
This is irresistibly hilarious.
Thank you for making this! I can listen to it while doing chores.
50:57 is an underrated moment
8AM EASTERN TIME! 8AM EASTERN TIME! 8AM EASTERN TIME! 8AM EASTERN TIME! 8AM EASTERN TIME! 8AM EASTERN TIME! 8AM EASTERN TIME!
What made me laugh the hardest (will edit as I go through):
19:28
21:18
32:09
54:41
57:39
1:14:30
1:16:29
2:46:51
It took me awhile to realize that was Jerma speaking when he read the first one. He’s very good at impressions.
once in a while I come back just to watch the Press A Arc of jerma
At 2:27:15 the song that starts playing just so happens to be one of my favorite random royalty free songs
Despite being stock music it's pretty good... To me. And I have notoriously awful taste. So I guess that makes sense
dont care
@@john_smith_john Ok, and?
@@john_smith_john Ok 'john smith' your name is literally like if the sentiment 'dont care' was given a name
2:00:00 That segment almost made me dead, because I laughed so hard I choked on the tea I was sipping.
The Chicago Detective story started turning into a damn Creepypasta i swear.
Jerma does a pretty good "HHHHRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
I love that around 4:11:00 to 4:13:00 Jerma is absolutely baffled by basic evangelical end times teachings. I don't blame him.
The idea of a priest turning water into wine until he gets drunk is hilarious
It's like a story where the moral is only jesus can turn water into wine, because anyone else would not be able to hold themselves back and use the power to get drunk.
I be getting that jehova's witness puss puss the way I analyse that bible. Fuck it. I'm smoking that green prosperity powder by the bowl. Drinking that monk shit tea. My lungs are a pair of wet, pink wings. A thousand eyes are watching me from the shadows. A little bit of my soul is in every grain of ash. I'm blowing a hole in the sky, letting the whole world breathe. I'm a ghost in the machine. I'm a machine for ghosting. I'm the devil's dandy-boy, the angel's errand-girl. The universe is a giant, black void and I'm a pinpoint of light. I'm riding the dragon, smoking the herb, drinking the nectar, eating the pie. There's a hole in the bottom of the sea. The earth is flat, the sun is shining, the moon is full of blood, and it's a bad night to be outside.
I love how like so many other streamers have done this without any problems, but when Jerma does it the AI goes full edgelord and racist mode. It's like the AI is personalized to troll Jerma.
5 hours of Jerma abusing a robot? I'm thinking Cheltie is off his rocker here!
Disney just unveiled it's new space travel park. Your guide is THE
AMAZINGLY NEARLY FULLY-JEWISH GHOST THAT IS JOHN CENA. You'll also
get to see some horribly censored pictures of Luke Skywalker, droids and the
UPROARIOUS First Order Stormtrooper during the exhibition.
Talk to transformer sounds like when your stoner friend is telling a story
I cant describe how much I convulse watching this video
thank you for this upload ❤❤❤ lovely casual content, jermas so good to tune into in and out, and the nature of these ai vs streamer streams are so chill and enjoyable at any time
The joke the old man says about being a relic lost to time is a very nice pun, and very accurate to what an old man would say, had you found him sleeping in the woods, and started to make conversation with him.
a 7-15 year old son I'm dead
The endless Six Flags parking lot is right outta Kafka
“THE” BIG WOODEN HAMMER
jerma reads the ai dungeon's like he's rod serling