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Ali Siddiq: It's Bigger Than These Bars - Getting Arrested & Staying Fit
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- Опубліковано 18 бер 2018
- Ali Siddiq recalls how he was arrested on a minor drug offense while driving his son to school and talks about how playing basketball changes when you get older.
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I see comedy Central is on top of their shit.. 💯💪
Thank doc we;)53?-? T. T cM good d gis t Reid
Have you seen
Prison Stories - Getting Jumped Over Jelly Beans
It’s hilarious! 🔪
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeespect
I’ve never seen a more respectful audience.
Well that's because these are the "well behaved" group. If you let one of those violent ones from solitary join the group. All hell would break loose.
Jackie chan_WTF you really dont know what your talking about, do you? You see too much bad movies
@@Kiminitri ummm yeah, I know what I'm talking about. Steven said these men are a "respectful audience" and I mention that's because they're the well behaved group. If they weren't , then the prison guards would never allow the inmate(s) to sit in the same room with the comedian.
Base on what you watch on your profile, your probably an 11 year old kid. So do me a favor, and take the L and leave 😅
@@jackiechan_wtf4041 i hope my profile gave a correct steriotype lol (im probably a 39 yo ladie) you are too defensive for someone who is supposed to belive in what you write. Stfu a talk about something you know and save us sometime.
@@Kiminitri Wow, I did not understand what your trying to convey. 😅 Just please log of your mom's computer and go play outside little boy.
He is a real one for taking a show to where he came from, much respect
Das 100 right there!
its a set all the lights and stuff yea its a stage
i used to think that too. ever since nipsey died i question that kind of thing
IT'S FAKE DUMMY 😂
THIS is how you "don't forget where you came from." Beautiful work.
Ever so often a real dude gets famous and we root for him.
Ninja Channel hell yea
👏👏👏👏😏🙏🙏🙏🙏✌️
🙏 none of us are perfect... I support anyone who strives to be better
🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Amen
Ninja Channel Yea he needs to get recognized more and definitely needs some Netflix specials ASAP💯💯
People don't realize how helpful this comedy was to these prisoners. They will walk away with goals to get out from here on out.
If they don't forget first step out, that is. Been a custodial officer for three years. Seen only 2 turn their lives around, out of probably five hundred. The truth is, people rarely change.
@@libertasmorix that includes society too
Cpt_kalashnikov that’s cuz of the way society is set up
This special was great. He told jokes, and told truth. Loved it
the "prisoners" are Actors and the "prison" is a stage
There's a lack of Ali content on UA-cam. Dude has a promising future
Yeah, it's kinda weird. Cause he's getting a lot of attention this years, and still nothing happens
It really is lol
I agree
It's been 5 years. Thankfully he's put out 2 amazing full length specials on UA-cam since then. But I still believe he's long over due for his own Netflix special.
Strongly agree
He said I’m ashamed of me and you 🤣🤣🤣🤣 arrested for a half a blunt lmao
Talk about white privilege. I was in the car w my buddy otw to a house party when cops pulled em over found 2 full blunts on him and a roach some rando in the back threw out. His time served? About 20 mins to verify his license registration, insurance and enough time for the cop to destroy the blunts and ticket the idiot for throwing out the roach. Tf is the difference between him and Ali? Smh
This is great. Its important for people to see criminals as people and not monsters. ( im more talking about drug dealers and thieves than killers and rapists )
People are fucking retarded the real fucking criminals and monsters are the fuckers that run the world bankin system and rape every human on this planet.
Brandon Richardson most drug dealers are killers and rapists. And thieves should have their hands cut off
@@maximusflame884 ??? Most drug dealers are making money not killing people nor raping people...you clearly dont know any people that sell drugs. They really dont even want to.get into.problems with people.they just want to make money nothing else. Most rapists are mid.50s white men not drug dealers u fucking moron.
@@maximusflame884 we're not talking about cartels you moron, cause cartels commit all kinds of crimes. We're talking about your average run-of-the-mill drug dealers in hoods across the world.
@@nzwaywish to be fair cops are more likely to be murderers/wife beaters/rapists than anyone else
"MEXICANS GOT ON BOOTS!"
You must be loking for CC.
dosduros You sold my fucking knife?
Yeah I'm cc I got a knife for you 2 bags of coffee
crow studios somebody else had 3 bags of coffee... so I sold it...
Hahahaha
I dont know if Mr. Ali will ever read this but I gained a HUGE amount of respect for him doing this. The fact that he went back to prison just to inspire the young men and women that you can change is heart warming. Keep up the good work my dude we need more brothers like you.
Seeing all these old timers there kills my soul.
Christopher Nell prove it
I don't understand?
malcolm saxton and you think I do?
Funny what isn't considered "cruel and unusual punishment." you know like systematic anal rape as a punishment...but jail was never designed to rehabilitate criminals its always been meant to create free labor while keeping its housing costs at a minimum. The fact everyone is terrified of prison rape is just a fortunate byproduct for the wardens and governors.
No sympathy, they made their choices.
I saw this show in its entirety. This show was not just funny, it was inspiring and genuine. Thumbs 👆!
jack sparrow where? Where can i c it too?
Reginald Green go to you local police station with your favorite glock and you might get lucky
@@Kill-Bill01😂😂😂
Ali Siddiq needs a Netflix special! I can't get enough of his comedy 🤣. I love that he's doing a show in prison. Those people need hope and laughter more than anything.
This is so powerful. Treating people like people. Not like animals, not like lesser. What a phenomenal artist!
He’s bigger than comedy he’s found his calling he lives with a purpose what he does is Godly
FLASH LIMITLESSABLE honestly he is an hour or so therapy for these men and women
Not godly it's humanity at it's finest.
Amen
I'm not even religious, but you right
6 years for 5 bricks?!.... bro you won at life 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
that’s called good lawyers and dismissed charges
That's telling time honestly.
@@micahjohnsonboxing6409 he got 15, he did 6.
How can someone “dislike” this video? Bringing a stand up venue to those who truly need an outlet is pure class and humanitarian.
Good stuff! 20 years ago he had keys coming from over seas, now he went back to prison to give people a ray of sunshine in a dark ass box. Cool!
Raynaldo Ray did the keys cost him 200 Gs?
I've been out of jail 11 years and 9 off probation it feels good watching this I remember man the flashbacks and memories glad he making them laugh taking some of the misery and pain away
a masterclass in long, thoughtful pauses. his delivery kills me
I've been waitin so dam ling for more stand up from ali 👏👏👏
Im trynna see ari shaffir
Monee Boiii this been out bro but still was awesome the 2nd time.
Adam Barnhart bruh where tf is it tho I can't find the whole thing I thought it was on Netflix but I see comedy central is it on the website?
@@klebeau4 HE NEEDS TO BE ON NETFLIX AND COMEDY CENTRAL IS THE BASTARDS THAT SCREWED OVER DAVE CHAPPELLE AND A FEW MORE TALENTED COMEDIANS I PRAY GOD MAKE COMEDY CENTRAL PAY DAVE CHAPPELLE HIS $50 MILLION OR THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO USE ANY OF HIS MATERIAL AND GIVE HIM A PUBLIC APOLOGY FOR PUTTING HIM THROUGH HELL BECAUSE THEY WERE SO GREEDY AND HE WAS SO YOUNG AND HUMBLE AND THEY USED THAT AGAINST HIM YET GOD TOOK CARE OF HIM AND HIS FAMILY DURING THOSE VERY DARK AND DREARY 10 YEARS AND SOME!!🙏♥️💯🥰
the girl with face tats is hella cute
anna :P agreed don't need them tats though
anna :P I'm white 0.0
Transmedal2 she needs them if she wants them cuz it's her body.
boo i'm a ghost I know that. Your making it a boy girl thing lol tattoos are an everyone with skin thing
Transmedal2 A) *you're B) how on earth does saying she can do what she wants with her body, make it a gender issue? Anyone can do anything they want with their body. Tattoos are nobody's business except the people they are inked onto, regardless of gender.
SALUTE TO THE BROTHER for taking his Comedy back to the joint and putting smiles on these dudes faces
“Timing and circumstances and your choices “
That is real talk. I was like damn......but for the grace of GOD.
This thing we call life..
For a change, I wanna salute all the people my age that ain't been. You doing a good job. Keep it up. Don't make the same mistakes I have. Drugs, the streets, they ain't for you. They ain't for nobody. And like Kanye said "The white man gets paid off of all of that" I take that to mean the people in charge. Not trying to disrespect anybody. Go with God, or whatever keeps you on a narrow.
Nt all white people make money off of that. You paint with too broad of a brush. You need to be more specific rather than group the whole race. You are being racist and that's pretty shitty of you
Jay Rogers he literally said,” I take that to mean the people in charge. Not trying to disrespect anybody. “
Jay Rogers if you white tho, your comment makes you look bad
Sonwjatbexcatky is the big difference between my opinion to that drug dealers should be killed and the teachings of the black panthers and malcolm x ? Because my opinion isn't being mean to anybody, because those drug dealers, gang bangers and thugs are not human. They have a choice about what they do in life and the choose to sell drugs that people get hooked on and it destroys lives. Kids get ahold of these drugs and they are hooked for life. Yes , people have the choice of taking those drugs and they make bad decisions, but they make bad decisions because they don't know any better. They see drug use and abuse growing up, daddy hits mommy , or vice versa, extreme alcohol use, and they don't ever see another way , just that one. So they fall into that trap and cycle of drug abuse. Whoever made the drugs in the first place and gave up their humanity to make a buck are the ones to blame. If we are going to even think about winning the war on drugs , we have to have total irradication. And whoever is profiting off these sales , white black , mexican, asian, etc, they need to get dealt with too. They are part of the problem.
@@charlieclark2609 he's talking about the government man smh which is ran by predominantly white men
Brought me pure joy to see how happy these men were to see him walk in. Prison/jails... no joke. Worked in one... crazy.
His heart got me tears, don’t believe he’s not as popular as he’s supposed to. Found him just months ago cos I feel he’s one of the real ones.
It’s amazing this guy turned his life around and then didn’t forget the life he had lived. It’s truly something special that he went back to a prison to give people hope. Bravo my man, that is a class act.
Dude this guys is such a good comic. Netflix needs to give him a special or two.
His life story is amazing…he deserves a series or movie!
This touches me...Allah bless you.
You too bro
This isn't a comedy set, it's a motivational speech! Peace and Blessings to Ali Siddiq!
Damn, that's a really nice thing to do. And they loved it !
Hello Ali, my name is Marilyn Roland, I am the president of theTransitioning Minds at Riverside community college. The purpose of my club is to bring awareness to formally incarcerated students rather directly or indirectly who are trying to go to college but feel they cant relate to there peers or professors. Thus, resulting in higher drop out/ incarnation rates. The club also brings awareness to outside groups such as Underground Scholars and Project Rebound. I would love for you to guest speak at our up coming event to bring awareness to mass incarceration, solitary confinement issues and the development of future system impacted students/people's.
flawless Don go to his Twitter page and tweet and/or DM him
What you and your group do is amazing. However, you do realize that this is Comedy Central's UA-cam Channel and Ali Siddiq probably won't see this.
Thanks you guys
Srithor how is that because I posted on his UA-cam channel and got feed back and brought awareness to something bigger than the bs that gets posted on UA-cam? If it makes me seem stupid than so be it.
Srithor what does that have to do with anything? Yo don't think he looks at this stuff? And as far as I'm concerned from the messages I have received about the club I would say I have. Why are you so worried about it though? Are you ok?
Where is this man's full stand up special?
Everyone else has one. Give him his.
He deserves it.
Best performance of any stand-up for me. Just for the fact that he did it in the place and for the people where and who changed his life for the better in the most ironic way.
I really like this dude. He's not VERY funny, but he's got charm. He needs a good movie script.
He has some extremely funny stand up out there.
Yeah, I like him too but didn’t laugh at this set
And that's not a bad thing. Let's take Key & Peele. I never found them funny, but I watched every one of their skits as fast as I could get my hands on it. Funny? No. Entertaining? Hell yes! And they collect a nice check at the end of the day.
It might be because his audience is different. :3 at this performance. (But tbh i havent watched many of his skits)
you should check his other skits, i think he's one of the most genuinely funny ones.
Laughed so hard when he flipped the chair ;)
His “this is not happening “ stories are genius. Incredible testimony.
People having a hard time distinguishing the fact he's more a entertainer and a M.C. (Master of ceremonies). And that's why your still thoroughly entertained when you see him.
Ali’s comedy truly helped me transition back into regular life after incarceration. There aren’t words to express how much this man’s jokes have helped me in my life. Paid and purchased, as it will always be. Much love. All respect. ❤
It's been a year since your comment and I hope your life has stayed on a positive track. You've probably already come across them on UA-cam but if you haven't, make sure to catch his full length Domino Effect Comedy specials part 1 and 2.
@@CB-cv9yh thank you. Truly. I just watch part one yesterday. I’m still out of jail and I’ve been rebuilding my relationships. There was a time that I thought I couldn’t get here. I’ve never been so happy to be so wrong.
@@SarahPriceMoore That's really great to hear. Please watch part 2. It's heartbreaking at times but it will reinforce the power of resilience and much respect to what each of you have gone through to end up where you are today. Sending nothing but best wishes your way.
@@CB-cv9yh that’s life, isn’t it? I promise I’ll watch part two tomorrow.
For anybody wondering, for 5k grams of coke in Tx - he was looking at anywhere from 10-life.
So he from bell county? Temple or killeen?
@@keemykeem4056
Big ups to Killeen!
Does nobody realize how very different those two sentences are?
"Oh hey I'm in here for ten years because I did the exact same thing as you, how long are you in for?"
"I got life."
Damn
5 kilos? God damn dude was on His way
"It's not comfortable back here!!" The 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I love that he did this show in prison. I've worked in a prison for years and sometimes laughter is all that get you through your days in there. Laughter is so healing to the soul and really can save a life.
I've been waiting for something new from Ali. He's def kn my top 10 favorite comedians ever
Tragic Beatzs They're a few specials he has I feel got slept on. Ad least two full ones on youtube with just audio tracks. Plus, one other I had to pay for. Just thought I'd mention that, if you haven't seen all them. I really dig his shit. He's in my top five black comedians and top 15 overall adleast.
We need to discuss how to *equalize the cost of living with the actual price of living.* _This imbalance in the system is going to hurt much more._ Lack of resources is to blame for most incarcerations
Lack of resources? There are Wal Marts in almost every county in the US. That does so much for us, you have no idea. These men are behind bars because they decided to find different means to make money outside the system (most of the are statistically drug offenders). That has nothing to do with lack of resources. We have plenty of them. It has to do with lack of influence.
file folders, I didn't say they aren't real. You're projecting.
file folders, I never said it is the beacon of financial equalization, I was more implying that it's existence has almost singlehandedly lifted American standards quite significantly. As someone who qualifies as an impoverished American, I find Wal Mart as almost a life saver for me. I understand that it has many ethical employment issues, and I honestly despise their business model and how they take away from Mom and Pop store's customers. But you can't take away the fact that Wal Mart has lifted society with their impossible-to-beat prices and genius distrubution strategies.
@@brandonesteves432 Lol @ you.
Everybody falls. It’s HOW You get up that matters. This man Got UP.
Just discovered this man and I’m so glad I did... very real and funny!
ME TOO HE NEEDS TO BE ON NETFLIX FOR REAL 🙏♥️💯🥰
Comedy is a universal tool to bond us! Man I’m praying for you Ali because you are helping so many people 🙌🏽❤️
I love his jokes, great storytelling skills.
I’ve been saying this for a while but THIS DUDE NEEDS A NETFLIX SPECIAL like his better than a lot of comedians who hv specials
This is one extraordinary man! I don't know many people who could fall so low and then climb so high! He's funny as hell and inspiring! Can't help it, I love this man! Netflix, stop giving those unfunny PC "comics" a show and give this REAL COMEDIAN a special!
Nothing but love and respect for brother Saddiq! I wish this brother many Blessings and Peace ✌🏾✊🏾🖤
such a good man for entertaining them. i’m sure they needed a break.
Haven't even watched this yet but I commend this man for doing this no matter what anyone thinks
I love his realness and honesty in a comedy setting.
Mad respect to this dude. I can’t imagine what it would be like to be fucked by our hypocritical system and be able to keep my head up enough to make a future for myself. Props for giving these people hope. Some people deserve to be in prison, but there are a lot who do not.
The cameo with the ladies and how emotional the one gets honestly breaks my heart even with her making light of the situation I could still feel her pain...
He’s educating people and making them laugh at the same time
Messicans are putting on boots...!
CC
Mexicans got on boots. Gotta rock and lean.
I laughed so hard for that shit
Mexicans do have on boots!
*takes off running*
Do i start running too ha
Sup wit the knives
Props to Ali for going back to lift people up 🤘🤘🤘
Much respect. He's doing a lot for these guys. I know it meant a lot to them. Good clean positive comedy live!
That's awesome of him to put on the show in prison ,they sure can use the laughs and I know that they appreciated it ...much love and God bless
I've never heard of him until earlier today. I've been looking at a lot of his stuff, I enjoy his stories. He reminds me of my friend.
He put his foot on the door frame lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What a guy!
we need to turn lightskin shorty with the tatts into a model like that Jeremy dude
this is why you losing all your comics to netflix!! this should be a full hour special. or better yet do it in the same vein as when Jeff Ross did prision shows! shit i would watch this guy just go around and talk to prisioners to try and inspire them
Jeremy Govender it was a full hour special
nunya2587 well they have very poor marketing then. Should tell me when i can watch the full hour
It's a full special.
You are right they are losing to Netflix. Comedy Central has been fumbling for 20 years but somehow manages to stay afloat
Because she looks a certain way?? Wow
I love that he is turning his pain into something positive 💖💕🤘
“Ooh there go Stretcher Man” lmaooo
honestly, these vids are good to see..... I did 3.7 on a 4 in Texas. It makes my times out in the free world a bit better
Love this dude's comedy. Great storyteller. Reminds me of a million black dudes I grew up around. My favorite bit by him is the mushroom trip story. Had me laughing so hard, my stomach hurt and my eyes were flowing like waterfalls. Great stuff! Arriba!!!
This is really amazing work he does. He’s a real ass person and that’s very rare
I'm not a fan of stand up comedy but I love his project and his views
I love his realness and positivity
We definitely need ourselves some more Ali. More Ali on youtube (please)
ALI NEED TO BE ON NETFLIX 🙏♥️💯🥰
That title is a masterclass in double entendres! 👏👏👏
02:45 Al Chapo laughing behind bars.
extra laugh for putting Al and not El on purpose cause how he pronounced it lmao
Wait was that realy him?
It’s the chair flip for me already 😹😹😹
This gentleman is now my new favorite comedian
This guy is awesome. His delivery and mannerism kind of reminds me of Chappelles Show era of Dave Chappelle
AND WE ALL KNOW HOW COMEDY CENTRAL SCREWED OVER DAVE CHAPPELLE AND HE STILL IS HUMBLE AND I PRAY TO GOD THAT HE WILL MAKE THEM ALL OF THE MONEY THEY STOLE FROM DAVE CHAPPELLE IN HIS YOUNGER YEARS HE DID NOT KNOW OR UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON WITH THEM AT THAT TIME 🙏♥️💯🥰
It’s funny as hell I can’t stop laughing!!!
That was so dope. I love that he went to the jail and did stand up. He's helping all those people. God bless you Ali. They did a dope job on the lighting also.
This guy have good stories that i could sit and listen for hours
Hope he makes a movie
My heart breaks for all these people.
Damn doing a stand up show in prison for the prisoners! Much respect! 👍👍👍
It's crazy how standup comedy most of the time is more motivational than the actual motivational speech itself.
Here’s an example of one of the few “real” comedian I love Ali’s bits coz there not only true but at times relatable to a lot of people and just In general funny as hell
I love this man.
This man is a prime example of how the legal system should work in America. I have much respect for him
Wow! This is so awesome and amazing! Ali, I’m so glad to see you sharing some humor with this men and women!
Ali is great! His specials on This Is Not Happening were hilarious!
I wonder where Mitchell is at?
They got crocs on prison?!
Wow this is what we need. Much respect to you. Thank you. 💕💓🌹❤️🙏🙏🙏🙏
DAMMIT I love this man!!! Fantastically hilarious w an amazing n powerful message of hope that he shares w those of us who need it MOST and THAT is truly awesome.
Yay I’ve been looking for these videos and stand up it’s so funny
If I ever get arrested I’ll make sure to say
“It’s not comfy back here.”
Man... I got soo much respect for this man...
I already lost it after less than a minute when he flipped that damn chair 😂
5:08 that chick with the bun is gorgeous
ONG😂she prolly a demon tho