Make your kids this shit and then tell them ain't mac n cheese better? Don't go to jail y'all. Of course they may like the ingredients and the science experiment and the taste and think it's cool. It's a gamble.
I thought he was faking for a while too but he has a series of longer vids that’s explains his story he’s in some type of halfway house, apparently he gets day passes to see his kid and shit which is actually a real thing. I believe him
What prisoners make on the inside to a minimum wage worker is equivalent to having 65 paychecks to 1 paycheck 🤷♂️. Their wages are set back to more than a century ago.
love your videos sir. Brings back some memories of all the crazy recipes i used to come up with. lol. had to live off them soups for 15 years. Keep up the good work.
There's no bunkie because he's not actually recording these from a prison, genius. He's not an actual inmate, despite his super authentic inmate vending card that he makes sure is facing the camera.
My homie up the street still thinks he's in. You see him every morning in his slides broomong his porch then picking up his yard that he won't leave. His house is immaculate with everything in it's place. And if you get out the way with him he'll try to punk you. Love that bro. Calls his house camp 8. I'm camp 13. 😊
We used a fluorescent light to cook on, or warm stuff basically. Constantly traded for food stuff to make stuff like this cause it was so much better than what we got served. Not to mention never got enough food to feel full. Got out went straight to Hardee’s and got three burgers, fries, and a drink.
We called that a “swole” in New Hanover County, NC. I ate one almost every night for 5 months. The only things I did differently was use a plastic bag to cook it in and I would add the crushed up puff Cheetos to the mix before I add the water so it would turn into a cheese sauce. We didn’t get squeeze cheese on our commissary.
My older brother would make “spreads” with tuna and similar ingredients after his first prison stay…it was definitely an experience as a teenager to realize I didn’t want to follow that same path, shit was nasty.
Yes! I knew it was a chichi. Been a minute and I never really like that shit anyway. Always fucked my stomach up. I was never a tray slayer either though. Lived off Ramen, chips, and honey buns.
Yeah sodium is a big issue in prison cause as you can see a lot of the food they can buy which is cheap is all sodium dense. The ramen being probably the worst but shit it’s probably bomb
I swear I love these videos but it's like Taco Bell find the coolest ways to serve you the same ingredients every time keep making these videos man I love it
i swear brother make a cookbook for kids with these creations for summer vacations and put in stores that will inspire them and teach them to do right and good instead of wrong. you could do it mate i got all the faith in the world you could
“ hey bunkie ..”
“ stop calling me that , I’m your wife !”
😂😂
😂
Lmao
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Big respect to this guy he just casually comits small crimes to go to jail and make these fine cookin videos for us 🙏🏻
😂😂😂
I feel like everything is made from the same 4 ingrediants lol
@@fakelumpz721lol i’m trying to figure out how he’s making this hot water 😂
😂😂😂
@@fakelumpz721 thats jail cooking, gotta make do with what you got
Give this guy 10 packets of ramen and he'll have a particle accelerator ready in 3 hours for you.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol😂😂
And a flux capacitor 😂
dont forget the ice
I gotchu, save your fruit from chow and get me some Uranium 235 from the trustee!
Honestly, this is the best "Scared Straight" channel I've ever seen. I'm showing these to my kids...
Make your kids this shit and then tell them ain't mac n cheese better? Don't go to jail y'all. Of course they may like the ingredients and the science experiment and the taste and think it's cool. It's a gamble.
they were already screwed when you reproduced.
I've been using them as solid how-to's for being able to feed myself and still afford rent while on a minimum wage job 🥲
“Oh my stomach bubblin” 🫧💨
I'm dead lmao
🤣🤣🤣
Get it check
“Ay bunkie, ima slam those cheeks when we get back from yard, you down?”
Bunkie: “aww hell yeah!!!wait what?”
😈😈😈
I think I seen this one before. An oldie but goodie.
And the Squeeze Cheese for Lube?
Bussin!
These homo a$$ comments are so dumb
@@Knarf1984 nope. They sometimes use hand sanitizer as lube in prison.
I love how bro just went in his back yard to pretend he was in prison
Congrats to being free.
I thought he was faking for a while too but he has a series of longer vids that’s explains his story he’s in some type of halfway house, apparently he gets day passes to see his kid and shit which is actually a real thing. I believe him
@Drep 😂😂😂😂
It's a half way house
@Drep my school has barbed wires on it
DPeezy must've been the best celly ever. I bet dudes were legit sad when he left.
prison wives like her dont grow on trees
But when he got out they all got in great shape … no more 2300 calorie snacks after yard
Ninjas were rippin ass in his cell FYM?!?!? Lmao
@@user-mm8ur9el9n i eat like shi and im fine
@@user-mm8ur9el9n what else are they gonna do? lmfao
“Hey Bunkie you want a Slam?”
“Hell y-“
gets brutally violated
Through heaven and earth I alone drop the soap on purpose
😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
I can’t stop laughing
Bussin!!
Bunkie about get slammed "BUSSIN NUTS"
this dude has more ingredients in jail than I do in my house in my fridge. 💀
They actually have all of that stuff in prison. Prison canteen is amazing!
Hahaha facts
for some reason I believe you foo
Then time to dbl up and stock up ? Gosh, everyone be so self deprecating for some likes I swear.
Right!
🤣
Dude seriously needs to open up his own snack store called “ Aye Bunkie”
No one would buy that. You wouldn’t even buy it. Why you lying
@@memo134it would be some cool novelty type place for sure
@@memo134 I would definitely bro, for a reasonable price lmao
@@memo134 Lmfao
Slogan " you'll be Cussin that food so Bussin!!" 😅
"Hey bunkie, wanna get slammed?" "Hell yeah, I'll get the Vaseline!"
Lmaooo
💀
Boom-chicka-wow-wowwww
😂😂
Bussin
Bunkie gonna get a "slam" but with a "different" Summer sausage!!
Yo! That slam looks pretty good!
This is literally my go to meal I would cook when I was locked up !!
Quick easy and cheap.
11 dollars is not cheap in prison. A few weeks of hard labor to obtain those ingredients is not easy.
What prisoners make on the inside to a minimum wage worker is equivalent to having 65 paychecks to 1 paycheck 🤷♂️. Their wages are set back to more than a century ago.
Yup,chow wasn't enough,so after during movies se would make a big ass burrito,Fire!!
@@mikemakebeatz3340my boy got chap ass lips and hella calluses on his knees huh?😂😂😂
@mikemakebeatz3340 well they are prisonwrs so ya know
"Hey bunkie, you wanna get slammed tonight?" "Hell yeah been a minute"
That’s what jailhouse style means
I'll have what he's having 😏😌💅
💀
@@tord0ffwhy so zesty
“Watch out, I’m bussin’!”
love your videos sir. Brings back some memories of all the crazy recipes i used to come up with. lol. had to live off them soups for 15 years. Keep up the good work.
The bunky asid "will slam later😂😂😂😂😂"
Ma man about to be slamming the toilet hard tonight
Underrated comment ❤😂
Damn beat me to it lol 😂
Bussin"
😂
Man I don’t think it’s fair that dpeezy always the one cookin when is bunkie gonna finally get down in the kitchen? 😂
He the supply
Bunkie cooks his up don't you know the lore already 🤣
He makes up for it by sleeping on his belly...
Guess we know whos top and who's bottom
There's no bunkie because he's not actually recording these from a prison, genius. He's not an actual inmate, despite his super authentic inmate vending card that he makes sure is facing the camera.
These videos and are endless. Love the content man! You guys are creative and have stomachs of steel 😂
Love these videos. You can make anything on the cheap
This dude card sharper than my actually knife 💀
خ
hahahha! you're stupid.. but funny
Lol sharpen that thing. I have legit cut a fly out of mid air with my kershaw
Kershaw? What’s that??? I never heard of anything called Kershaw except my family’s name. 😮
bro that took me for a ride
This guy is so institutionalized he got barbed wire on his fence.
he's apparently in some halfway house
Highway to hell
Probably lives in Vegas
@@steppathegoat276 His son is in some of his videos
for real tho...lol
Genius. It actually looks good.
This legit looks Good omg
That cheese squeeze just brought me back. I was just standing at my bedroom door for count 😂
😂😂
Bedroom?
@@mickeyshooter5298yeah it's like a cell, but it doesn't have a toilet in it
@@raccooncityhunk497 oh. Duh. I
Knew that, except we always said just my house or my street. Lol
My homie up the street still thinks he's in. You see him every morning in his slides broomong his porch then picking up his yard that he won't leave. His house is immaculate with everything in it's place. And if you get out the way with him he'll try to punk you. Love that bro. Calls his house camp 8. I'm camp 13. 😊
Always asks his bunkie if he wants some too cause he ain’t about to eat infront of his homie 😂💪🏽💪🏽
DPeezy: "Hey Bunkie, Im trynna Slam ya after we get in from yard, you down?"
Bunkie: "Hell yeah!"
DPeezy "Fashoo, i gotchu"
These videos are fun! Keep Going God sees you!
bro circumsised the sausage 💀💀💀
😂
Dude's blood pressure must be off the charts with all that sodium
Maybe the side of cheese puffs helped bring that sodium content down. Fire with fire, right?
@K W two negatives equals a a positive I guess
@@patobantan420 if you eat this kind of food it probably does haha
All I see is salt
@@vskerritt and a little bit of partially hydrogenated soy bean oil
We used a fluorescent light to cook on, or warm stuff basically. Constantly traded for food stuff to make stuff like this cause it was so much better than what we got served. Not to mention never got enough food to feel full. Got out went straight to Hardee’s and got three burgers, fries, and a drink.
"Ay bunkie I'm feeling like I wanna slam tonight, are you down"
"Oh hell ya"
"Ight fosho I gotchu"
*dpeezy and bunkie together*
"Bussin"
Bustin*
Jail food having different names is the dumbest thing ever. It’s all the same 😂
That's the brand right there bro!!!!! Definitely BUSSIN!!💯💯
It’s only a matter of time before Gordon Ramsay hit you up with a job offer keep the videos coming. I love em
When ever I see homes videos, I recall the one with the police/PO messing his house up and I hopes he's doing well
He good bro
I ain't seen that one.
If a homie offers you a "slam" in prison, get details.
😅😅
😂😂
Wouldn't ebem wait for details, just run!!!
Ayo bunky you gonna need some baby wipes after that slam ? 😂
There's something so addictive about his expression when he starts these videos.
hey bunkie that looks BUSSIN!
We called that a “swole” in New Hanover County, NC. I ate one almost every night for 5 months. The only things I did differently was use a plastic bag to cook it in and I would add the crushed up puff Cheetos to the mix before I add the water so it would turn into a cheese sauce. We didn’t get squeeze cheese on our commissary.
Cool story
Anyone ever tell you you talk to much?😅
Hey I remember you homie!!!.Scott tha mouth right?
@@EnoCitsym no you definitely don’t know me kid.
@@EnoCitsym you must be a real cool guy to talk shit from behind your computer. What is that even supposed to mean I talk to much?
You seriously need to write up a cook book with all of these recipes lol
These are f****** recipes. It's all the same s*** over and over again with a different twist
There's already a recipe cook book that s inmate made lol
Bro you don't want that shit, it's all disgusting unless you're in prison.
That *Inmate Vending Card* comes in handy, don't it? I've never seen him 'cook' without it.
That actually look pretty good
You’d be the best roommate ever in the joint
lettin the boys slam his tight bussy
minus the butt fucking
My older brother would make “spreads” with tuna and similar ingredients after his first prison stay…it was definitely an experience as a teenager to realize I didn’t want to follow that same path, shit was nasty.
Yeah I never heard them call slams or spreads, big boys or pockets
next video:
“ayyo bunkie imma make some prison ramen you finna want some?”
“fo sho”
starts making ramen out of anything but the instant ramen
I can always tell how good it is by the emphasis on Bussin. 9/10
Amazing!! Love these bro
And that kids is one of the reasons why you should be good
The man we need at every smoke sessions.
You handled that summer sausage like a vet!! Nice work soldier
Bro pause what is you tb 😭
You sound like you’re from the other side of the fence
Ye I bet you’ve handle quite a few summer sausages huh
😂 this guy definitely got a supporter for his commissary game 😂yeah ♥😋😍👌🎶👍
Looking good bro you doing it you doing someth'n
Dpeezy broooo I love your content!! Big love from Seoul!
Imagine getting paid to make reels on eating what we swear we would never eat when we get out this reels be makin me want a slam lol
Bruh go for it made me a brick the other day
Heart gone be “slammin” in yo chest 😂
This man not even in a prison 😂he home
No lie shit looks actually good
Why do these foods all sound like code for "you're getting it in the butt in prison, son"
Lmaooo forreal tho
“hey bunkie you wanna slam tonight”
“Hell yeah, fo sho I gotchu~”
Boom-chicka-wow-wowwww 😏😏😏
BUSSIN
BUSSTIN!
@@toxicmasculinity7870”Ight get the lube from trustee!”
He's always hooking his bunkie up!
That like a chi chi my guy y’all must call that a slam out there in Cali
Yes! I knew it was a chichi. Been a minute and I never really like that shit anyway. Always fucked my stomach up. I was never a tray slayer either though. Lived off Ramen, chips, and honey buns.
Never heard chi chi either. Make a vid and you tube it.
That looks fire i had some good jail house mixes buritos nachos
DPeezy!!! God bless, brother
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
This mf was the Chief in the slam 😂
This man sodium levels gotta be thru the roof
who cares bout that shit
I'd have been weak if he just picked bunkie up and slammed him on his head 😂🎉
This dude motivates ppl to stay on the outs
Hahahahhaha been a minute since bu kie got "SLAMMED"....YOU CAN HEAR D P ALL.....YELLING..."TO THA HILT"!!!😅😂😝😅
Note to self: if the apocalypse happens, have Dpeezy's key ingredients on hand: Ramen, summer sausage, and cracklings.
Shit looks good af...
I bet everyone in prison is on some type of cholesterol or high blood pressure medicine
Yeah sodium is a big issue in prison cause as you can see a lot of the food they can buy which is cheap is all sodium dense. The ramen being probably the worst but shit it’s probably bomb
It's all just soggy salt gruel.
"Making a slam" is totally different than someone askin if you "want a slam" in prison😂
But this looks dank just like many other of these creations 🎉
Love those hardwood floors. Things sure have changed.
Man, all these videos making me realize that stoner food does have a place in life
You mean junk food?
@@THEWINDOWGUY35 nah dawg that's stoner food. It's made outta junk food but it ain't just junk food
I'm not even gonna lie. That looks scrumptious right neoww
Damn that looks good.
You are the man ! Those meals you make look better than the meals that they serve out here
I swear I love these videos but it's like Taco Bell find the coolest ways to serve you the same ingredients every time keep making these videos man I love it
i swear brother make a cookbook for kids with these creations for summer vacations and put in stores that will inspire them and teach them to do right and good instead of wrong. you could do it mate i got all the faith in the world you could
I said that in another comment. I've seen sites that list recipes by what ingredients you have on hand. Homie could do it.
Imagine going to the slam only to become a cook..
BUSSIN❤😂
Honestly it may not look the best but I sure it's dam good
I wish my bunkees were this nice I never had commissary
Best bunkie ever!
The dialogue was *excellent in this one.
"Hey Bunkie you want a Slam?"
Bunkie..... escapes over the wall.
Shit be looking good low key
That looks bomb
Doritos fam really bussin😮😮😮
Got 2 kittens named Doritos and burrito.
You bussin❤
That looked pretty good
ay bunkie I got some morning wood tryna hop on
bunkie: hell yea...wait what
Jail looks bussin yo
That's a damn ChiChi not a slam.... Lol, love your vids bro keep it up!
Every savory dish got the same 5 ingredients and every sweet dish got the same 3- but they all come out different ! This man a magician !
One thing I learn from watching your videos bro is that every meal contains Ramen…much respect brother