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  • @howtodrink
    @howtodrink  9 місяців тому +174

    I had a blast doing this live, and if this is fun for you all, I'd love to shoot more episodes like this. Lemme know!
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    • @GeezNutz
      @GeezNutz 9 місяців тому +6

      Sorry I missed it. I'm definitely down for more live recordings.

    • @danielsantiagourtado3430
      @danielsantiagourtado3430 9 місяців тому +3

      Love your content 😊😊

    • @kylen9954
      @kylen9954 9 місяців тому

      Hey Greg, A black tai (Mai Tai)

    • @Voreten
      @Voreten 9 місяців тому +1

      Please do! I keep missing the streams, but this seems fun as hell! It's a cocktail improv show+

    • @LexYeen
      @LexYeen 9 місяців тому

      The Mom Collins works because any mom worth the title has _undoubtedly_ witnessed far grosser things in her life.

  • @gamezharks
    @gamezharks 9 місяців тому +599

    Serving the Risky Sour in anything but a red solo cup feels like the wrong container.

  • @mackinawsensei3541
    @mackinawsensei3541 9 місяців тому +756

    There’s something very comedic about watching Greg picking alcohols off-camera. It’s like he opens some kind of magical box.

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  9 місяців тому +170

      Was worried that was gonna flop

    • @adderous
      @adderous 9 місяців тому +40

      ​@@howtodrink It's a great sight gag. Probably easy to overdo, but great in these funnier episodes.

    • @egodeathwish
      @egodeathwish 9 місяців тому +29

      he's drawing them from hammeredspace

    • @hannahross9256
      @hannahross9256 9 місяців тому +10

      Greg's Grogs on the go, with his alcoholic bag of holding!

    • @____________838
      @____________838 9 місяців тому +4

      Reminds me a lot of Sesame Street. Somehow.

  • @porter-831
    @porter-831 9 місяців тому +452

    As a German, I'll never stop being amused how clever marketing turned Jägermeister into a party drink for college jocks in the US when it originally was something your grandma would drink as digestive after Sunday dinner here.

    • @bellablue5285
      @bellablue5285 9 місяців тому +24

      I'll admit I didn't pick it up from marketing, I like the kinda liquorice flavor, and a shot of it works better than cough syrup at night. I do find it funny that it's more a grandma drink, though I guess I can see that too 😅

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard 9 місяців тому +19

      Honestly, I feel like it suits that role better, it feels classier than most of the stuff drunk frat boys chug...

    • @Fyrwulf
      @Fyrwulf 9 місяців тому +39

      We don't really have a culture of using digestifs in the US and you'd be looked at like you were a drunk if you said you did use alcohol to help digest food. So, they had to find something to do to get sales in America.

    • @NinjaGidget
      @NinjaGidget 9 місяців тому +5

      That is flippin' hilarious! If only them frat boys knew...

    • @adamgill618
      @adamgill618 9 місяців тому +7

      Funny to think about a grandma drinking Jäegermeister lol.

  • @King_of_ferrets
    @King_of_ferrets 9 місяців тому +239

    I FEEL INTENSELY VALIDATED.
    A fireball sour is something that I've been convinced of for years. I've had a lot of people look at me like I'm crazy, but everyone I've convinced to try it has found it surprisingly good.
    (I might have to try it with the Jager now, though.)

    • @tr7zw
      @tr7zw 9 місяців тому +16

      I was watching the video and had to get going making one before watching more. Damn it tastes good

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 9 місяців тому

    • @RobKaiser_SQuest
      @RobKaiser_SQuest 9 місяців тому +2

      Honestly I hate whiskey sours and I hate fireball, but to imagine the two together actually sounds decent.

  • @Necroes
    @Necroes 9 місяців тому +96

    The Old Car is my recommendation.
    You get to ruin two drinks in one; An old fashioned and a side car.
    I'd say just make both drinks and shake them together in an old soup can.

  • @peterjuncker8488
    @peterjuncker8488 9 місяців тому +385

    I like how the other cocktail channels are like reading a cocktail book, and Greg is Greg.

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  9 місяців тому +196

      I started out there and became………. More

    • @dharusiokay9426
      @dharusiokay9426 9 місяців тому +32

      Greg concentrated.
      Creme of...oh No.

    • @segaspamer64
      @segaspamer64 9 місяців тому +16

      I mean we come for the greg and his sexy dad bod overalls and that damn fine mustache. ​@@howtodrink

    • @6gabster
      @6gabster 9 місяців тому +3

      And we love you all the better for it! ​@@howtodrink

    • @imightbebiased9311
      @imightbebiased9311 9 місяців тому +3

      I think the zany episodes should be performed by Gerg, of the rival store Gerg's Groggs.

  • @danielhamilton5495
    @danielhamilton5495 9 місяців тому +45

    The Improved Midori Cocktail is the color of a 1970s glass ashtray kept on the table of a Wisconsin supper club.
    It’s no surprise it isn’t any good.

  • @Lord_Azrekahl
    @Lord_Azrekahl 9 місяців тому +105

    When he dropped the shaker, I was sure the drink was floored. It really illustrates the amount of suction that's created as the drink is cooled.

  • @ShotgunArtist
    @ShotgunArtist 9 місяців тому +48

    I feel like a "Risky sour" is made with tequila, as most of the times I've seen parties go south tequila is the pivot point for the chaos.

    • @cptreech
      @cptreech 19 днів тому

      Thread necromancy, Before he went to Jaeger I went "Max Frat" and said... Needs Everclear.

  • @streamingforzach9798
    @streamingforzach9798 9 місяців тому +131

    1:07 - post shoot close-up
    I don't think I could get that much lemon juice to miss the jigger if I tried.

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  9 місяців тому +87

      These are all shot at the same time, no post-shoot anything

    • @Markus__B
      @Markus__B 9 місяців тому +42

      When a lemon holds 3oz but you only need 1oz

    • @Dogrin
      @Dogrin 9 місяців тому +1

      @@howtodrinkWhatever happens happens it's in god's hands

  • @BlakeTheGamblingHero
    @BlakeTheGamblingHero 9 місяців тому +68

    heres a dark idea for one of these, i am gonna call it a Chernobyl Vice. a miami vice that uses parrot bay pineapple rum, and replacing all fruit juices with fruit flavored vodkas. so a strawberry vodka and a pineapple vodka. a cocktail so strong, so pungent, its like stepping into the red zone.

    • @supdoc134
      @supdoc134 9 місяців тому +6

      Absolutely trying this ☢️

    • @anondimwit
      @anondimwit 9 місяців тому +6

      @@supdoc134did you survive

    • @dvldog_
      @dvldog_ 4 місяці тому

      @@BlakeTheGamblingHero that is absolutely berserk! I like the way you think!

  • @flutterymuffins
    @flutterymuffins 9 місяців тому +212

    I never knew I needed Greg to say Mommy Milkers out loud, chat is a terrible influence 😂

    • @thepennywhistler
      @thepennywhistler 9 місяців тому +6

      Genuinely almost took me out when I heard it 😂

  • @bob917209
    @bob917209 9 місяців тому +73

    I think we need to see an Impaired Whiskey Cocktail

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 9 місяців тому +1

      sooo Dad on sundaywtf

    • @The5lacker
      @The5lacker 9 місяців тому

      Hot Dog Water

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 9 місяців тому

      @@The5lacker oo and chocolate Star fish

  • @KontarAlt
    @KontarAlt 9 місяців тому +76

    Greg progressively goes more off the rails as time goes on and im not complaining

  • @rowan_jalso
    @rowan_jalso 9 місяців тому +46

    Just casually dropping the Phlegethon reference 😂. I remember being flabbergasted when Greg mentioned Dadaism for the fireball Bloody Mary, but now this?! Greg is a well read man!

    • @carissamace
      @carissamace 9 місяців тому +6

      Same, I was literally thinking, "Oh, he's gonna mention the Styx even when Phlegethon is the river of fire." But then he just goes out there and says it.

    • @AvianaKnochel
      @AvianaKnochel 8 місяців тому

      He did an entire episode on drinks based on the videogame Hades which takes place in all three parts of the realm, including the Phlegethon, so I'm not surprised

  • @yusufbanna
    @yusufbanna 9 місяців тому +25

    Watching tipsy Greg is always fun.watching hammered Greg making impromptu cocktails is like watching an abstract expressionist painter painting with his gut

  • @TheLordFool
    @TheLordFool 9 місяців тому +20

    oh of course you use Black Button's Bourbon Cream AFTER they let me go. I worked there, loved it, restructuring in the company, all that jazz, but yeah. that bourbon cream does NOT like to be added to much, it'll just keep curdling. we used to make a fireside cocoa with it (1.5 oz bourbon cream + 1/2 oz peppermint syrup + hot chocolate + you can make a whipped cream with the bourbon cream that we put on top). they make a good product.

  • @noiserocknincompoop
    @noiserocknincompoop 9 місяців тому +43

    I humbly submit the Hoboken in place of the Manhattan

    • @terminus2010
      @terminus2010 9 місяців тому +4

      If thats the case we'll need a Harlem, Brooklyn and a Bronx.

    • @Fyrmer
      @Fyrmer 9 місяців тому +4

      @@terminus2010 Harlem is Gin, Maraschino and Pineapple Juice. Brooklyn is Rye, Sweet Vermouth, Amer and Maraschino. Bronx is Gin, Sweet Vermouth, Dry Vermouth and Orange Juice.
      What we need is a Staten Island.

    • @negative6442
      @negative6442 9 місяців тому +1

      No we don't ​@@Fyrmer

    • @BertoD103
      @BertoD103 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Fyrmerthe Staten Island is just pills and cheap whiskey

    • @Fyrmer
      @Fyrmer 9 місяців тому +5

      Jersey Turnpike is the contents of the bar rag and the bar mat wrung into a dirty glass.

  • @ArcticFox-vn6vj
    @ArcticFox-vn6vj 9 місяців тому +16

    the clot toddy, a hot toddy with clotted cream. alternatively a hot clawdy, a hot toddy lengthened with white claw

    • @ringsystemmusic
      @ringsystemmusic 9 місяців тому +2

      I feel like the target audience for the hot clawdy

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 9 місяців тому +67

    HERE WE GO AGAIN

  • @TaQa04
    @TaQa04 9 місяців тому +10

    When Greg already feels drunk before the first drink is made, you know it's going to be good

  • @aaronupward
    @aaronupward 9 місяців тому +15

    Loved the shot of the lemon being juiced where 2% of the juice gets in the jigger lol 😂
    Another good Greg video 👍🏻

  • @jonrice9509
    @jonrice9509 9 місяців тому +14

    I think the improved midori cocktail was close to genius- I propose lengthening with a white rum, tiki bitters, and a lime twist. But it may lack in bass. I think midori’s problem is how much treble there is means that when it features in a cocktail as the main spirit, you have to find every bass note you can to counter it.

    • @kaiserhundkek2531
      @kaiserhundkek2531 9 місяців тому

      Which is why my first instinct regarding the midori was to reduce the amount put into it in the first place. 1 ounce should do wonders, though the white rum would also work well.

  • @mackk7723
    @mackk7723 9 місяців тому +24

    My brain thinks of a Mom Collins as a traditional Tom Collins but with a floater of red wine haha

  • @GeezNutz
    @GeezNutz 9 місяців тому +451

    That Mom Collins needed to be lengthened with a White Claw, a.k.a "Mom Water"

    • @redmist6131
      @redmist6131 9 місяців тому +27

      You got to add some wine as well

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 9 місяців тому +11

      Karen loves a party

    • @imightbebiased9311
      @imightbebiased9311 9 місяців тому +23

      I want to see someone make a drinkable version of this, because I need a good taunt drink to order people when I offer to buy a round and they tell me to just get 'em whatever.
      "I got you a Mom Collins!" "A what?!"

    • @jozak78
      @jozak78 9 місяців тому +13

      ​@@imightbebiased9311so...peach vodka, sours, and lemon white claw

    • @thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307
      @thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307 9 місяців тому +11

      @@redmist6131 Sparkling wine would be great addition in place of Seltzer.

  • @hickorybakedbeans
    @hickorybakedbeans 9 місяців тому +8

    Man Greg, that Improved Midori reminds me of the drink i workshopped at home. 1.5 oz Midori, 1.5 oz Triple sec, .5 oz lemon juice, .5 oz Spirytus (polish alcohol 96%abv). Shake over ice. Hard pour, and lengthen with 7-up. It comes out neon green and is not half bad. We nicknamed it the Midori Meltdown

  • @Halligan45
    @Halligan45 9 місяців тому +7

    "It tastes the way male cat piss smells." Jiminy Crickets! You have a way with words!! That's some eye watering genius right there!
    I'll be darned if I didn't enjoy this episode greatly!! This was a great one!!
    I love and prefer the instructionals and the histories and the themed drinks and the fun/new ideas and the educationals/explorations, but these are really fun when they pop up every once in a while!

  • @SeanStrife
    @SeanStrife 9 місяців тому +26

    I feel like the idea of a Gold Fashioned could work... if you just go with a base spirit and replace the simple of Goldschlager.

    • @Noobfortress
      @Noobfortress 9 місяців тому +7

      Don't have the stuff on hand to try it, but I feel like making that with a normal whisky would make basically a better(?) Fireball old fashioned, which just might work

  • @ScottKorin
    @ScottKorin 9 місяців тому +9

    *if you're blindfoldes, which you might be if you're having fun with a mom... 😮 ... Colillins 😂"

  • @adorimirable
    @adorimirable 9 місяців тому +10

    Oh man that burning umbrella in the thumbnail is soooo funny

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  9 місяців тому +7

      The need to keep coming up with new ways to convey “bad, broken, gross, ruined, messed up, or otherwise bent” cocktails is taxing. So thank you!

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 9 місяців тому

      @@howtodrink 🤢🤢🤢

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 9 місяців тому

      lolz

  • @brandongreene3213
    @brandongreene3213 9 місяців тому +1

    I love that you make sure to explain some of these for the people who don't know what some of these things are. Accessibility is important!

  • @MadFriarAvelyn
    @MadFriarAvelyn 9 місяців тому +3

    At the risk of playing the game wrong, I invoke the dread cocktail that is a favorite amongst my friend group: the spaghetti-o bloody mary.

  • @Youcanbuildmodels
    @Youcanbuildmodels 9 місяців тому +3

    You have inspired me to try a lot of new things in my home bar, some have failed horribly, but some have been awesome! Thank you for the great content, even if you have to suffer it sometimes.

  • @RealSeanithan
    @RealSeanithan 9 місяців тому +6

    Well, for drinks that one might associate with moms, I can't give inspiration by giving my mom's favorite drink, as she doesn't drink, but my wife is a mom, and I can tell you her favorite drink: Jameson, neat.

  • @datastorm17
    @datastorm17 9 місяців тому +1

    I loved the editing on this! Totally stoked for another one like this

  • @ThePzwilson
    @ThePzwilson 9 місяців тому

    I love how you have such refined intuition, as a mixologist, that you seem to instinctively make drinks good even if they have absolutely no right to be.

  • @jokeassasin7733
    @jokeassasin7733 9 місяців тому +43

    Your risky sour should've replaced the sugar with a mountain dew syrup reduction.
    As a side note, i wonder how much corn starch would be needed to stop the lemon from curdling the creme liquor. I know its used in cooking with wine in creme sauces to stop it from curdling.

    • @The5lacker
      @The5lacker 9 місяців тому +2

      I feel like there's also an issue of activation via heat with that. A better bet might be just... straining out the milk fats? Cheese cloth maybe?

  • @Parapsychotic89
    @Parapsychotic89 9 місяців тому +1

    14:51, that gold fashioned turned him into a werewolf for a second, i swear!

  • @alexg.2430
    @alexg.2430 9 місяців тому +3

    Mom collins could also have cream soda instead of the bourbon cream + seltzer to still keep the peaches/cream theme.

  • @unvoicedapollo3318
    @unvoicedapollo3318 9 місяців тому +3

    As soon as greg chose jager, i was thinking "huh...I wouldn't be surprised if the anise actually helped the cinnamon".

  • @brandonp7503
    @brandonp7503 9 місяців тому +3

    I'm going to need that effect added to any video in which Greg mentions "⚡JAGERMEISTER!!!⚡"

  • @paladonis
    @paladonis 9 місяців тому +1

    Aw man. Wish I would have seen you going live. Would have been fun to check out. Hope I catch the next one cause it seems like fun!

  • @Stark-Raving
    @Stark-Raving 9 місяців тому +4

    Equal parts Fireball, Jäger, and Rumple Minze was the way my friends and I started every party and night out.

  • @adams3627
    @adams3627 9 місяців тому +3

    This episode made Greg seem more like a mad alchemist than the episodes where he was actually making potions

  • @firbolg
    @firbolg 9 місяців тому

    I don't drink alcohol anymore because of my PTSD medication but it's still a lot of fun to watch you come up with these creations!

  • @absinthetic
    @absinthetic 9 місяців тому

    You should make drinks out of the Skittles drink mixes. They have the red box, the tropical box, and the berry box. I found them at Walmart.

  • @shego1142
    @shego1142 9 місяців тому +1

    I’m not done watching the video so idk if Greg revisits it but 8:08 “Mai Thai” I’m actually obsessed now with the idea of a Mai Thai, like maybe replacing the pineapple juice or the orange juice in a Mai Tai with Thai Iced Tea, idk it may be awful or it may be amazing lmao (I’m assuming it would have the sweetened condensed milk in it already but would probably be better without)

  • @Cthululululu
    @Cthululululu 9 місяців тому +1

    I think my favorite part of these kind of videos is when the drink that, for reasons I as a 'barely drinker' don't aftually understand, should by all rights be abominable turns out splendid.

  • @vyersleciel
    @vyersleciel 9 місяців тому +15

    Gonna be a fun one, thanks Greg

  • @brandonstroud5148
    @brandonstroud5148 9 місяців тому +3

    Gold Fashioned
    2 oz whiskey
    1/2 oz goldschlager
    3 dashes Hella aromatic bitters
    Orange twist
    Enjoy!

  • @TallDarknGruesome
    @TallDarknGruesome 9 місяців тому +9

    for the Mom Collins I would of thought of a using a sweet "Mom" liqueur for the sweet - like amaretto.

  • @caspianberggren4195
    @caspianberggren4195 9 місяців тому +6

    I feel like a Mom Collins should have sparkling rose in it, but otherwise, great job!

  • @DeHumaneVestisFabrica
    @DeHumaneVestisFabrica 9 місяців тому +3

    The Malort-ipolitan really should be called 'the Second City'

  • @justinserrano523
    @justinserrano523 9 місяців тому +1

    Abstinence on the beach was criminally under appreciated! I was rolling!

  • @robikkupegasus7039
    @robikkupegasus7039 9 місяців тому +3

    Chaos Lord Greg is amazing, he's truly delightful to behold! xD

  • @FABGOTH27
    @FABGOTH27 9 місяців тому +3

    I have notes on the “improved” midori cocktail, as someone who know a LITERALLY NOTHING about mixology or even alcohol a ton and doesn’t drink but is facilitated by breaking down elements of flavors to see what’s in it. What if you did citrus bitters instead of chocolate and maybe club soda and maybe something with a more peanutty flavor profile to help proof it up and some salt… (that’s if you wanna actually maybe make it good) I’m curious if the edits make it good

  • @dm208060
    @dm208060 9 місяців тому +9

    Mom Collins (after adding the Bourbon Creme) looks more like a "Pit Toilet" if you've ever had the privilege of looking into one early in the morning. Plop-Plop!

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 9 місяців тому +1

      MAKES senses. It reminds me of clubing in 2013

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 9 місяців тому +2

    Oooh! Next time try making a Screaming Argument! Or a Fuzzy Nostril! A Squirreldriver! A Disproved Whisky Cocktail!

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  9 місяців тому +1

      A Screaming Argument is perfect!

    • @lexslate2476
      @lexslate2476 9 місяців тому +1

      @@howtodrink Thank you, o wise internet mixologist.

  • @jacobdepriest5154
    @jacobdepriest5154 9 місяців тому

    This is a really fun idea, I hope to see more cool riffs on this interactive idea. A real fun interactive energy that I haven't seen in another channel

  • @AronFigaro
    @AronFigaro 9 місяців тому +1

    I feel like this one was a lot tamer, but it was still fun. I look forward to more daring bad ideas coming onto the show in a future episode. I'm curious about the Pain Maker, and I still think the Pesto Sour is god tier. Also, how about we ruin an Irish Car Bomb and make it an Irish Car Party? If you're from the isles you know what this means.

  • @Walkman05YT
    @Walkman05YT 9 місяців тому +5

    SO EXCITED!! Cant wait to finish the video!

  • @FrostyFrostySnow
    @FrostyFrostySnow 9 місяців тому

    Always love these videos and the extra chaos from Twitch chat was such a good idea

  • @Twilit777
    @Twilit777 9 місяців тому +1

    Truly a testament to the phrase "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing."

  • @snorpenbass4196
    @snorpenbass4196 9 місяців тому +5

    "This is a Mom Collins!"
    Me: "WHY."

  • @tomahzo
    @tomahzo 9 місяців тому

    Wow, it certainly takes guts to do this live! Props! :)
    18:28 : Church show? Is that a second channel you've started? ;D

  • @n3phelem549
    @n3phelem549 9 місяців тому

    editor gone wild here! Love these wack sound and vfx. Totally fits the ocassion. And lets agree that the magical booze box is a thing now. Gregg going off camera and grabbing stuff is just great.

  • @jbmcb
    @jbmcb 9 місяців тому +12

    I'm sorry you keep making these terrible cocktail videos, but they are incredibly entertaining. We've got passionfruit syrup on order to try a ding-a-ling :) Also, if there is a Total Wine near you, you should try their Pergote Amaro, which I think is their house brand. It's interesting.

    • @howtodrink
      @howtodrink  9 місяців тому +14

      I'm entertaining? You watched and interacted with it? What are you sorry about?! I'll make these things all the time if people want to see them

    • @jbmcb
      @jbmcb 9 місяців тому +6

      ​@@howtodrink Sorry, I wasn't clear. Your cocktail videos are awesome. Your (terrible cocktail) videos are fantastic. I'm sorry in that it looks excruciating. People like watching others discomfort, though. I'm not counting myself out of that lot.

  • @nnnnnn4504
    @nnnnnn4504 9 місяців тому +3

    I actually had "Risky Sour" when I went to a bar and asked the bartender for a cocktail on Fireball, he suggested a Whiskey Sour and after thinking for a second I decided "Fuck it we ball", he made it without Jager but damn it was good, from that point on it's my favorite "surprise cocktail" I make for people, they usually love it too

    • @drengillespie
      @drengillespie 9 місяців тому +1

      I asked for “the most vile thing you can imagine” at a bar. I ended up with: Aperol, Frangelico, and Absolut raspberry, and something else. It tasted like a chocolate orange and I loved it

  • @sgtleobella
    @sgtleobella 9 місяців тому +18

    OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN

  • @jesh777
    @jesh777 4 місяці тому

    Equal parts whiskey and graham’s tawny port, two dashes angostura, quarter part simple syrup. Pre-chilled, mixed without ice and served neat.

  • @dankenstein528
    @dankenstein528 9 місяців тому +2

    Gold fashioned is an actual drink that Red Robin (chain restaurant) sells. Don't remember what is in it, though.

  • @nosidenoside2458
    @nosidenoside2458 8 місяців тому +1

    I kinda wanna see you make good cocktails with "bad" ingredients. Like a cocktail that has malort in it but isn't bad. Or things that have ruined drinks on your channel but balanced properly

  • @Cagematic
    @Cagematic 9 місяців тому +1

    Jesus christ, greg... Jager AND fireball for the first drink??? This is why we love you, bro.

  • @pretzelthedude
    @pretzelthedude 9 місяців тому +1

    I dunno if I can be happy until I see him make a "Bong Island Iced Tea" like Sparklehands suggested in chat at the end 😂.

  • @FlashPointStream
    @FlashPointStream 9 місяців тому +6

    Once again I suggest: The GREEN RUSSIAN!! Replace the Vodka with Absinthe!

  • @johnmiller2689
    @johnmiller2689 9 місяців тому

    Greg, a question on substitutions. I'm supposed to avoid pineapple, but love tropical drinks. What's the best substitute? Orange? Tangerine? Something else? Specifically looking at the parasol daiquiri and Singapore sling.

  • @tobythewhale
    @tobythewhale 9 місяців тому +3

    I lost it at "Midori is a sweet round melon.." *editor* You don't say

  • @Gearhead221
    @Gearhead221 9 місяців тому +1

    That first drink is the one good use of Fireball. We found it. Holy shit.

  • @gryphon5960
    @gryphon5960 9 місяців тому +1

    I think for the Gold Fashioned I'd've just replaced the simple with Goldschlager, then done the rest as a regular Old Fashioned.

  • @jovi-raver9643
    @jovi-raver9643 9 місяців тому +17

    Yeah... I'm ready to see the dumpster fire these drinks will be.

    • @sciurusvulgari3687
      @sciurusvulgari3687 9 місяців тому +6

      He seemed drunk from 0:01 so I knew it'd be a fun episode

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 9 місяців тому

    • @noahhabbershaw8177
      @noahhabbershaw8177 9 місяців тому

      He filmed 2 episodes in one shoot and this was the second episode. He' 4 or 5 drinks in 😂​@@sciurusvulgari3687

  • @RaspK
    @RaspK 9 місяців тому +1

    Jägermeister has wormwood, which is the major ingredient in vermouth and absinthe that gives them their most distinct flavour; its flavour is akin to that of anise, but it's really a different plant altogether. (It also has gentian, and those two contribute heavily to its bitterness; gentian is notably a major ingredient in a tonne of bitters.)

  • @DecafKauffee
    @DecafKauffee 9 місяців тому +2

    A couple months back a guest of mine ordered a hot and dirty martini - with Jim Beam. I had to confirm they didn’t meant gin, and the bartender made me ask a second time. 😂

  • @patricklippert8345
    @patricklippert8345 9 місяців тому +4

    I like Midori with botanicals. Gin, sambucca, things that add more complexity to the melon flavor.

  • @RobertaKay18
    @RobertaKay18 9 місяців тому

    I'd be very curious of what you would come up with making/using Cherry Bounce.

  • @alyssapeek6864
    @alyssapeek6864 9 місяців тому

    i absolutely love your vids! keep making those drinks and amazing content!

  • @jcolinmizia9161
    @jcolinmizia9161 9 місяців тому +1

    Anytime he breaks out the Malört I kind of want to try it. Then I see him drink it, and I no longer want to.

  • @hemlockyewlivingstonstanbe1508
    @hemlockyewlivingstonstanbe1508 9 місяців тому +1

    I'd argue that the risky sour needs to be free-poured rather than measured.

  • @anselmenator
    @anselmenator 9 місяців тому +1

    A Mickey Fingolfinn.
    A Bloody Hell.
    A Gimli.
    A Brandy Crustacean.
    Last Worm.

  • @teucer915
    @teucer915 9 місяців тому

    "bold fashioned" is the name of a canned cocktail made by Bold Rock (better known for their cider) and available here in Virginia.
    Trying to turn a short drink into a 12-oz can without saying "serves 3" or something was always going to be a mistake, but they do it as well as one could reasonably expect.

  • @LavendelBrei
    @LavendelBrei 9 місяців тому +1

    Bologna Negroni (courtesy of my wife)
    Dirty MarPEAni - sub a splash of juice from canned peas
    Black Velveeta
    Mai Pad Thai
    Sidecarrot
    Rice-paper plane

  • @Deadly_Laser
    @Deadly_Laser 9 місяців тому +2

    Eggs On The Beach - a Sex On The Beach but you drop a whole raw egg into it like it's a damn protein shake.

  • @PwnedintheFaceStudio
    @PwnedintheFaceStudio 6 місяців тому

    Have you tried the limited release barrel aged malort? It takes off the worst edges.

  • @skippi99r32
    @skippi99r32 9 місяців тому +1

    holy shit 1:07 is why people say citrus fruits dont got a lot of juice, its cause half of its being splattered everywhere

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 9 місяців тому

      That sounds oddly specifically Directed at the Tool Engineers.. Lolz

    • @AMPProf
      @AMPProf 9 місяців тому

      sir it's the slow motion misty juice for the gram gram gram

  • @CriticalNobody
    @CriticalNobody 9 місяців тому

    Might I suggest an episode tasting various celebrity alcohols, maybe make some classic drinks with them to see if any improve/ruin the flavor

  • @johnpemberton2231
    @johnpemberton2231 9 місяців тому

    Have you considered doing an episode on how to develop your pallet? You could breakdown the science and art of it, talk about how you developed yours and the culture surrounding spirit tasting. Fun times for all!

  • @dvldog_
    @dvldog_ 4 місяці тому

    I literally laugh harder at Greg's terrible drink episodes than I do over comedy videos! 😂 These are awesome!

  • @mattf9096
    @mattf9096 9 місяців тому +2

    I commented on this last ruin a drink video, but I still wanna see a Gin and Phonics. A gin based Bloody Mary with alphabet soup instead of tomato juice. lol I would imagine the combination of gin flavors on top of the mouth feel of having to chew it would be an abomination. lol

  • @ker7967
    @ker7967 9 місяців тому +2

    Heh, I've been loving Fireball Whiskey Sours for years now... but with Jagermeister.... hmmm

  • @D-S-9
    @D-S-9 9 місяців тому +1

    For the first two… Egg whites? A risky sour without risking raw egg is a missed opportunity, and in the second having an emulsifier might let you shake the whole thing without curdling?