Atheists love blasphemy j find this hilarious and re-watch constantly. My Mormon family wouldn’t even be able to laugh at this because they’d be too busy being offended
@@gingerisevil02 Yeah, blasphemy is awesome! The perfect way to react humorously when you're recovering from the psychological abuse of religious brainwashing.
@@Isaac-hm6ihyeah… if you look at everything that’s a sin and don’t do those things you’re mostly just not murdering people at random (key word is random), banging people’s wives, eating shrimp, or worshipping other gods. But murdering people god tells you to murder in the name of god because they believe in a different god than you isn’t technically a sin. Nor is raping a dudes wife in the middle of town on a daily basis because he owes you money. Slavery isn’t a sin either. So, he COULD be a decent human being who doesn’t eat shrimp and all that. But he could also be doing some absolutely awful things as well.
@@mattmorehouse9685 lol for real. they can’t help it, they still let it slip when they start thanking God for helping them win a boxing match or giving them good genetics. very humble 😂
@@mattmorehouse9685Everyone acts bigger than they truly are. The hypocrisy only comes along with men of faith for their supposed inherent humbleness as followers. When we are made of brittle stone. Not marble, much less gold. But sandstone and Basalt.
@@Buffaloguy01no. It's walking with confidence. Being sure of your capabilities realisticly isn't a sin. And he was being realistic. Sinless Steve would have destroyed that girl with a stone. Nobody would have impeded him besides the man, the myth, the legend.
I am the son of *GOD!* I was sent down by my father, to lead his flock to paradise! To atone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden! I am of one flesh with the DIVINE! And of the lineage of Abraham! I will bring forth a new age! And a new covenant shall be my legacy! I will vanquish *ALL* EVIL IN MY FATHER'S NAME! *AMEN!*
He is a carpender after all It only makes sence it was a chair This was probably based on a true story I also heard that Judas Cena come in later on Did his classic " now you see me, now you dont" thing
@MalkuthEmperor "I can't believe it, Judas Cena has taken down the Lord and savior, it's looking like it's over for christ." "Hold on, it looks like Moses is going to split the blood red sea!"
It's not even fear. It's just nihilistic acceptance of fate, and she doesn't even have a single line and yet it's obvious she's the most professional actor in this skit XD
Jesus signature moves. Crucifixion: Crucifix driver. The Holy Spirit: Eye poke. Stairway to Heaven: Scissor kick. The Body of Christ: Diving crossbody.
Not familiar with movesets myself, but are there any moves that are good for dealing with multiple opponents? Could call it Loaves and Fishes or Bethsaida
Man I was huge Jesus fan until last Sunday night! To think he would turn heel like this?? I'm burning my Jesus merch. Big Boy Buddha was always the real champion anyway.
I converted to atheism the moment Vince McMahon beat God in a tag team match. How can I worship a god that would leave his tag team partner like that? This however. This changes things.
@@testacals Not everything but a lot of things. I know sometimes it is a little too obvious and maybe distracting, but ultimately I am prioritizing clarity. I want people to be able to hear the words and understand them even if their phone is on low volume and they are next to something loud. There's definitely room to improve as far as sound goes
@@CheeseParade Make us a favor and continue your Cheeseman derived cheesy superhero universe. And include the balloon boys in it along with the Cheesevengers! I want to know how Mo-CapMan's hell have turned happened that turned him into Optronics of Many Lenses. Who is he collecting foody heroes for? I suspect an overarching new main villain that noone suspected.
@@pikastudios2850 A man / the men No need to thank me, i know, i know Let he whose never been a gramar nazi(more accurately, a part of the spell check police task force), cast the first stone emoji !
@@Peanes-z4scould you elaborate on this being blasphemy ? I of course can’t know but from my understanding this skit doesn’t disrespect the Holy Spirit but show a very very exaggerated version of a Bible verse that’s being commented on like a WWE match. The whole sinless Steve itself is just a hyperbole because no one was without sin at that time since Jesus didn’t die for our sins yet. If it truly is blasphemy then I can only repent for my sin, however from my perspective it was just a light hearted skin.
@@GameBoy_44it is conveying what the scripture said and it was very clear that the part they added was clearly for humor and didnt actually happen satire. So yes i agree
"Oh oh! And here come the Merchant Brothers into the ring! How will The Son of God react...OH HE'S GOT A WHIP! JESUS CHRIST HAS A WHIP! AND HE'S NOW WHIPPING THE MERCHANT BROTHERS OUT OF THE RING!! UNBELIEVABLE!"
@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 NO CAN DO, TWAS FORETOLD IN YE OLD TIMES THAT SHIT WAS GONNA GO DOWN LIKE THIS. IT ALSO SAID THE NEXT CONTENDER WOULD BE ONE AS HUMBLE AS HE IS BAL- (the Rock enters the fray)
😂 the new new testemant 😂 The modern testemant ! ( i genuinely think that its time for that, and with a lot of revisions, besides that tho:) We also need the WWE Testemant ! And after that, we can do " the post modern testemant"
I mean, any fool throughout the history has been able to add chapters to the Bible, written outright dumb delirious things in it and there are even parts where three different writers contradict each other, so... why did we ever stop?
@@MalkuthEmperor"I fear God because He created us and can remove us from this life whenever He wants." - 🤓 "I fear God because He has a steel chair." - 🗣️🔥
@@Enixon869na he's the guy who doesn't really care that his boss is evil. He just wants to fight the mc. He's actually really honourable and even helps sometimes... But that's just because he doesn't want the main character beaten down before they get a chance to fight again.
@@DanDaMan1 If sinless Steve is sinless, that means he was without pride, and he's in a wrestler outfit, which is more situational, like the logic applies "oh no a guy is being immodest at the beach because he's wearing swim trunks"
@@plaguedoctor3516 he didn't necessarily "want to". he was simply doing as instructed. " if you are sinless, throw a stone". he was sinless, so he threw a stone.
“The magicians have cast down their staffs, OH THEY’VE TRANSFORMED INTO SNAKES, IN COMES AARON WITH HIS OWN SNAKE! AND HIS SNAKE DEVOURS THE EGYPTIAN SNAKES!! Another exciting win for the Hebrew Brothers
But wouldn't throwing that rock be the sin of pride since he's prideful of having no sin, which would then mean that he has sinned and he is now just Steve?
Jesus did say whoever was without sin should throw the first stone so if you think about Sinless Steve was just doing as Jesus commanded so there was no pride whatsoever
I used to work with a guy who was really religious. One day he was trying to figure something out and he asked out loud what would Jesus do. I suggested flipping tables an chasing people with whips. He looked at me strangely, then I reminded him about the story of Jesus going to the temple in Jerusalem and throwing out all the money changers merchants and prostitutes.
Bible 3 2 come out a whille ago You might not have seen the prequel "Old testemant" directed by God, costaring Jesus Christ, as Jesus Cheist And John Cena as Judas ( now you see me, now you dont, type of thing)
This is funny but I liked the Robot Chicken one where Jesus says, “let he who is without sin cast the first stone,” and then promptly throws the first rock himself.
Nah nah nah cause Jesus ordered whoever was without sin to commence the stoning, Sinless Steve was living up to his name by obeying the Lord. That’s why Jesus had to use the chair, sinless Steve was too holy a man to be smited
Actually in-character for Jesus, who intentionally sat down and handcrafted a whip just to bring it into the Temple Courtyard and beat the crap out of people while flipping over their furniture.
@williambaker666 yeah I can tolerate stuff like this. Monty python level stuff. But then there's stuff that's *out there* and I find it a little bothersome
This implies Sinless Steve has been saving all his sin for this murder specifically. He's been abstaining from sin just for the chance to spite Jesus, which means Sinless Steve has a grudge with Jesus. The lore goes deep
"The Son of God with a steel chair" now lives rent free in my head. Thanks?
The same but with “It’s Sinless Steve”
“Jesus can’t believe it!”
Sinless Steve vs Son of God on WrestleMania 30 A.C bout to be wild
Same thing with "Jesus can't believe it!"
@@galaxic2332YES
That sinless walk!
Sinless Strut lol
While the walk may appear prideful however, Sinless Steve takes no pride in that walk because pride is a sin and he is Sinless Steve
@@thunderfist232 The logic is flawless lol
Vince McMahon ass walk
@@thunderfist232 i like to believe that for Sinless Steve it is simply not physically possible to walk any other way
Explain this atheists
It's awesome.
- Atheist
@@whitelikejesusas an atheist I confirm
Atheists love blasphemy j find this hilarious and re-watch constantly. My Mormon family wouldn’t even be able to laugh at this because they’d be too busy being offended
@@gingerisevil02 Yeah, blasphemy is awesome! The perfect way to react humorously when you're recovering from the psychological abuse of religious brainwashing.
@@gingerisevil02 ironic because Mormonism is blasphemous and heretical
i love the implication that despite his swag behavour, Sinless Steve is one of the best person on the planet, as his title suggests
Or just keeps up with all the required blood sacrifices to shift the blame for his sins.
Hey, Sinless Steve kinda looks like Vladimir Putin. 🤔
He's been waiting for this moment
@@Isaac-hm6ihyeah… if you look at everything that’s a sin and don’t do those things you’re mostly just not murdering people at random (key word is random), banging people’s wives, eating shrimp, or worshipping other gods.
But murdering people god tells you to murder in the name of god because they believe in a different god than you isn’t technically a sin. Nor is raping a dudes wife in the middle of town on a daily basis because he owes you money. Slavery isn’t a sin either.
So, he COULD be a decent human being who doesn’t eat shrimp and all that. But he could also be doing some absolutely awful things as well.
@@Isaac-hm6ihnah blood sacrifice covered sin under sinless blood but it didn't remove the sins
The way he swaggers his way in. Like he never comitted a sin in his life
So how many Christians view themselves... sorry, would view themselves, but they're too humble.
@@mattmorehouse9685lmao
@@mattmorehouse9685 lol for real. they can’t help it, they still let it slip when they start thanking God for helping them win a boxing match or giving them good genetics. very humble 😂
@@mattmorehouse9685 yes, very "humble"
@@mattmorehouse9685Everyone acts bigger than they truly are.
The hypocrisy only comes along with men of faith for their supposed inherent humbleness as followers.
When we are made of brittle stone.
Not marble, much less gold. But sandstone and Basalt.
When they say "Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve," this is the Steve they're talking about
Fair enough.
He was never kicked from the garden that’s why they don’t say Adam and Steve
Adam and Steve lost a career match for the Tag Team Titles
@matthewoakes6089
Jesus watching Steve descending from the garden to cast the first stone
@@icehoof Jesus knew that his coming was serious enough to warrant inventing steel a thousand years early to make that chair
Steve can only pull this stunt once
Great point, exactly what I was thinking 😂
why?
@@BucketBoatable because once he is cast a stone he has sinned and he's no longer sinless Steve
@@Orion12113but he was told by the son of god himself "let he who is without a sin cast the first stone", is that really a sin?
@@Orion12113 it's not a sin to cast stones, in fact stoning is very much encouraged in the old testament
The exaggerated swagger of a Sinless Steve
The sinless swagger
Isn't walking with swagger a subset of the sin of pride, therefore making him not just a sinner but one who bares on of the 7 deadly sins?
@@Buffaloguy01no. It's walking with confidence. Being sure of your capabilities realisticly isn't a sin. And he was being realistic. Sinless Steve would have destroyed that girl with a stone. Nobody would have impeded him besides the man, the myth, the legend.
Jesus
@@BLITTLE707 christ
"And on the seventh day, Jesus hit him with the people's elbow, and it pleased the lord." -John 3:27
magnificent
I think that's John 3:37.
@@cyalknightNah it's Matthew 69: 420
@@cyalknight No I think it's JOHN CENA 🗣🗣🗣
"Then, he wrestled him down with a HOLY HEAD-LOCK!!"
As a Christian, this is the most overlooked real passage in the Bible
It's because it's not part of the original bible and was a fabrication inserted later on
@@QuranSprouts dude, this is a satirical statement
@@QuranSproutsBro doesn't know what sarcasm is. 💀💀💀
@@josh-rb6xd erm... Might wanna say that to yourself... /Whoosh
@@QuranSprouts What are you talking about.
" Get ready to recieve some holy Spirit " -the son of god in what really went down.
😂 I'm dead
Ethereal Snake is the absolute best
I am the son of *GOD!*
I was sent down by my father,
to lead his flock to paradise!
To atone for the sins of Adam and Eve in the garden!
I am of one flesh with the DIVINE!
And of the lineage of Abraham!
I will bring forth a new age!
And a new covenant shall be my legacy!
I will vanquish *ALL* EVIL IN MY FATHER'S NAME!
*AMEN!*
I turned water to wine
Now I make bread out of you
Why am I currently hearing „LOVE - Jesus Prime“ in my head?
Next week on pray per view
You're a genius
Pray per view 😂
The son of God goes for his rematch with Satan. A match 2000 years in the making
Biblemania.
Well done.
"Son of God with a steel chair." I'd actually pay to see Jesus in the WWE, that name is so fucking hard.
He is a carpender after all
It only makes sence it was a chair
This was probably based on a true story
I also heard that Judas Cena come in later on
Did his classic " now you see me, now you dont" thing
@MalkuthEmperor "I can't believe it, Judas Cena has taken down the Lord and savior, it's looking like it's over for christ." "Hold on, it looks like Moses is going to split the blood red sea!"
Jesus vs Jericho at Double or Nothing for the FTW title
Don’t forget god was in wwe and got pinned.
or like the prophesied swords dual between Jesus and the antichrist, it would be epic as hell
The poor woman really sold that “this is the end” look 😂🤣
Ten years of formal acting classes and dinner theater culminates in a minor spot in a bit.
That said, she clearly killed it.
It's not even fear. It's just nihilistic acceptance of fate, and she doesn't even have a single line and yet it's obvious she's the most professional actor in this skit XD
Jesus signature moves.
Crucifixion: Crucifix driver.
The Holy Spirit: Eye poke.
Stairway to Heaven: Scissor kick.
The Body of Christ: Diving crossbody.
Not familiar with movesets myself, but are there any moves that are good for dealing with multiple opponents? Could call it Loaves and Fishes or Bethsaida
Don't forget his submission move crown of thorns (camel clutch)
The Atheists have been real quiet after Jesus did this
I cenverted after this
Man I was huge Jesus fan until last Sunday night! To think he would turn heel like this?? I'm burning my Jesus merch. Big Boy Buddha was always the real champion anyway.
I converted to atheism the moment Vince McMahon beat God in a tag team match. How can I worship a god that would leave his tag team partner like that?
This however. This changes things.
Man, last night when Jesus won that tag team match I had tears in my eyes
jesus christ ignored big papa G's rule. and denied steve his birthright, so yeah. Jesus is Fake😂
The difference between TikTok and UA-cam is amazing
If our UA-cam did TikTok numbers we would be monetized by now 🥲 Oh well- it should be soon enough now that balloon boys is poppin
@@CheeseParadeI mean, the second balloon boy ep got more views in yt.
I got a question, do you guys dub over everything after shooting ? if so why ?
@@testacals Not everything but a lot of things. I know sometimes it is a little too obvious and maybe distracting, but ultimately I am prioritizing clarity. I want people to be able to hear the words and understand them even if their phone is on low volume and they are next to something loud. There's definitely room to improve as far as sound goes
@@CheeseParade
Make us a favor and continue your Cheeseman derived cheesy superhero universe.
And include the balloon boys in it along with the Cheesevengers!
I want to know how Mo-CapMan's hell have turned happened that turned him into Optronics of Many Lenses.
Who is he collecting foody heroes for? I suspect an overarching new main villain that noone suspected.
Criminally underrated
Thanks. New sketch every Monday
I Totally Agree
more like Biblically Underrated
The notion that Jesus has a rival who is just a guy that’s really nice and in no way divine is mad funny to me
The exaggerated swagger of Sinless Steve
I’m a Christian and this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Same
im atheist and this is really fucking funny
Amen
@@pikastudios2850
A man / the men
No need to thank me, i know, i know
Let he whose never been a gramar nazi(more accurately, a part of the spell check police task force), cast the first stone emoji !
@@MalkuthEmperorwhat are you yapping about
NOT EVEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF COULD TAKE THAT KIND OF PUMMEL BY THE REDEEMER OF MAN HIMSELF 🔥🔥🔥
Fr
I can assure you Jesus would have loved this video
@Jaceareeno he’s being sarcastic. This video is blasphemy and by laughing at it we are sinners
@@Peanes-z4scould you elaborate on this being blasphemy ? I of course can’t know but from my understanding this skit doesn’t disrespect the Holy Spirit but show a very very exaggerated version of a Bible verse that’s being commented on like a WWE match. The whole sinless Steve itself is just a hyperbole because no one was without sin at that time since Jesus didn’t die for our sins yet. If it truly is blasphemy then I can only repent for my sin, however from my perspective it was just a light hearted skin.
@JaceareenoI mean he had a bunch of people who followed him around and had 12 really close friends. He had to have been a cool/funny guy
@@GameBoy_44it is conveying what the scripture said and it was very clear that the part they added was clearly for humor and didnt actually happen satire.
So yes i agree
(In ancient Arabic) “what the fuck Is this square with light coming out of it”
Sinless Steve is only sinless because all his sins he would do are so horrific that God intervenes.
"Oh oh! And here come the Merchant Brothers into the ring! How will The Son of God react...OH HE'S GOT A WHIP! JESUS CHRIST HAS A WHIP! AND HE'S NOW WHIPPING THE MERCHANT BROTHERS OUT OF THE RING!! UNBELIEVABLE!"
I nerrated this to
myself !😂
Its fucking awsome !
Oh no whats this!?!?!?
JUDAS CENA IS RUNNING TOWARDS THE RINGGG!
TAN TANA TAAAAN
TAN TANA TAAAAN
THIS WILL BE A SHOW FOR THE NEWEST TESTEMANT !
AW, SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH!
ENOUGH’S ENOUGH!
@@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901 NO CAN DO, TWAS FORETOLD IN YE OLD TIMES THAT SHIT WAS GONNA GO DOWN LIKE THIS. IT ALSO SAID THE NEXT CONTENDER WOULD BE ONE AS HUMBLE AS HE IS BAL-
(the Rock enters the fray)
You just made me wanna watch every quarry in the Bible as a WWE match
Time for a *new* new testament.
😂 the new new testemant 😂
The modern testemant !
( i genuinely think that its time for that, and with a lot of revisions, besides that tho:)
We also need the WWE Testemant !
And after that, we can do " the post modern testemant"
I mean, any fool throughout the history has been able to add chapters to the Bible, written outright dumb delirious things in it and there are even parts where three different writers contradict each other, so... why did we ever stop?
As a god fearing man, this is completely accurate
I'd be afraid of the guy with a steel chair too
@@poodypooroo finally someone gave us a good reason to fear God 😂
@@MalkuthEmperor"I fear God because He created us and can remove us from this life whenever He wants." - 🤓
"I fear God because He has a steel chair." - 🗣️🔥
I fear Steve now
The honest man has no reason to fear his lord, for confessing is the first step of redemption and with redemption any man can walk through holy flames
"Jesus can't believe it" what a line
As a christian i can confirm i watched this live
The fact that the sinless guy is also a heel is what makes this perfect. He's even got the walk!
Sin and morality don't have any connection as far as I can tell, so why not 🤷🏻♂️
@@Isaac-hm6ihnah they do
Let's say murder:
Morals: I know murder is wrong
Sin: not commited since you knew it wasnt right
it's the anime cliche of
"But only the pure of heart can touch the Holy Sword!"
"Oh, I assure you, my heart is exceptionally pure... pure EVIL"
@@Enixon869na he's the guy who doesn't really care that his boss is evil. He just wants to fight the mc. He's actually really honourable and even helps sometimes... But that's just because he doesn't want the main character beaten down before they get a chance to fight again.
@@mariagil2170No its still seen as sinful if you didn’t know it was wrong then it isn’t a sin sence sin is a choice you can’t do it by accident
Schrodinger's sinner. If he casts the stone he is a sinner but untill he casts the stone he is able to throw it.
Sinless Steve literally represents our pride lol 😅
For sure 😅
@@SyoDraws it literally does 😅
Yes Prideful which is sin LOL, So he ain't sinless and Steve dressing unmodesty
@@DanDaMan1 Christian values have no relation to modesty, it was just something we adopted to combat the sinful implications of immodesty
@@DanDaMan1 If sinless Steve is sinless, that means he was without pride, and he's in a wrestler outfit, which is more situational, like the logic applies "oh no a guy is being immodest at the beach because he's wearing swim trunks"
I mean, wanting to throw a stone at a stranger qualifies as a sin.
So, it's no longer "Sinless Steve" but rather "With-few-sins Steve".
Sinimum Steve.
@@UsernameTed94 love it
@@JaydenDiazGamarra
Yeah, but want to throw a stone to a "innocent" is the sin of rage, sooo
Stoning was righteous punishment in the Old Testament
@@plaguedoctor3516 he didn't necessarily "want to". he was simply doing as instructed. " if you are sinless, throw a stone". he was sinless, so he threw a stone.
How can having that absolute dump truck not be a sin?
Cuz he earned it through prayer ? 😂
Steve was made in God's image🤧
As a time traveler, i can confirm this is how it actually went down 😅
Ahm, excuse me, i heard it was a wooden chair
Since Jesus was a carpender
Are you sure it wasnt a wooden chair?
The steel chair was actually planted by a second, less careful time traveler@@MalkuthEmperor
Wait, was he really a carpenter? Dude probably made some sick looking crosses.
I think about this video often.
I imagine if jesus had a signiture move, it'd be a drop down move called "Christ above"
Underrated 😂
"The rod of god".
“Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit”
No he uses the camel clutch and calls at the crown of thorns
I always imagined Mary coming in with a rock during this passage lmao
Let "he"
Austin 3:16
“I just whooped your ass”
@@Demetregabunia77 for making a joke?
I remember learning about this in Sunday school
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN JESUS WITH A METAL CHAIR
Amen
@@MalkuthEmperor You know "Amen" means "Yes" in english, right?
What have you done?
@@TheTrueTyrannosaurusRex Hate to be that guy, but it actually means "Let it be so."
@@Silkylobster Oh, has the same effect.
He has summoned Jesus with a STEEL CHAIR, Oh Nah!
Jesus: Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
The Virgin Mary: *winds up*
He is pure mama's boi never did anything wrong 😂❤
Holy son of a god! I want a whole season of this biblemania
“The magicians have cast down their staffs, OH THEY’VE TRANSFORMED INTO SNAKES, IN COMES AARON WITH HIS OWN SNAKE! AND HIS SNAKE DEVOURS THE EGYPTIAN SNAKES!! Another exciting win for the Hebrew Brothers
When I was five they set up a UFC ring and acted out this scene for us in Sunday school
“the son of god with the steel chair” is the most fire line I’ve ever heard 🔥🔥🔥
"Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone"
-Jesus, saying Me First
This is my favorite short. I can't even
My favorite scene was when he said it’s Christing time and christed all over everyone.
When you realise that Christ literally means "anointed" XD XD
@@CRanunculus he anointed them alright. with his sper-
That happened after Jesus death
This is objectively funny
We need a video explaining the entire bible in this way, i would be so invested, even as an atheist
I would become catholic
Honestly jesus willing to smack a supposedly sinless man to save a woman is something he would 100% do
"The son of God with the steel chair." - Pankrations 12 :20
This was glorious and has no business being as funny as it is.
If there was a shorts awards this would def be a contender.
If religion was more like a pay per view wrestlemania event, I'd actually go to church.
No Rocks were harmed in the making of this video
Thank God
I got worried about that
Almost wrote an essay about the mistreatment of rocks in the WWE Testemant
He saved sinless Steve from committing a sin.
Classic Wresling matches have always been the best.
I understand why it was Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve now, Sinless Steve is way above Adam's league
Sinless Steve would never be tempted
I love love everyone collectively agreed that jesus is not allowed to lose in any confrontation
But wouldn't throwing that rock be the sin of pride since he's prideful of having no sin, which would then mean that he has sinned and he is now just Steve?
But being just Steve would mean he’s not being prideful of having no sin, so he’s back to Sinless Steve and can throw the rock
Jesus did say whoever was without sin should throw the first stone so if you think about Sinless Steve was just doing as Jesus commanded so there was no pride whatsoever
@@toast47178 and then got assassinatd by jesus
Isn’t getting a tattoo supposed to be sinful? 😂
The Bible lore is insane.
He has no pride, he has no desires, he has no wrath, he is proactive, altruistic, humble and keeps his intake measured.
He is sinless steve.
I shouldn't be laughing at this but this skit just sent me 😂😂😂
“And Jesus said “Hollup, let him cook””
-John 6:19
We need Bible 2.
Jesus can't believe it is my new forever catchphrase.
"AW THE SON OF GAWD WITH THE STEEL CHAIR" is mine
Well God can't throw any stones for he committed them all just because he lacked to will to forgive people for breathing.
Why did Jesus look up like Steve was descending from the heavens to cast his stone
Great. Now whenever I think to myself "What would Jesus do?" I get an irrational urge to grab a steel chair.
I used to work with a guy who was really religious. One day he was trying to figure something out and he asked out loud what would Jesus do.
I suggested flipping tables an chasing people with whips. He looked at me strangely, then I reminded him about the story of Jesus going to the temple in Jerusalem and throwing out all the money changers merchants and prostitutes.
Bible 2 trailer looking fire
Bible 3
2 come out a whille ago
You might not have seen the prequel
"Old testemant" directed by God, costaring Jesus Christ, as Jesus Cheist
And John Cena as Judas ( now you see me, now you dont, type of thing)
@@MalkuthEmperorThe Bible 3 - Return of the Lamb
“Jesus is back, and he isn’t cruci-fucking around”
This is funny but I liked the Robot Chicken one where Jesus says, “let he who is without sin cast the first stone,” and then promptly throws the first rock himself.
THE SON OF GOD WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!
This is wwe in a nutshell also I wouldnt be suprised if there really was a wrestler who called himself the son of god
Jesus died for our sins, but sinless Steve died for our GAINS
Jesus really saved him from committing his first sin. This is beautiful
Nah nah nah cause Jesus ordered whoever was without sin to commence the stoning, Sinless Steve was living up to his name by obeying the Lord. That’s why Jesus had to use the chair, sinless Steve was too holy a man to be smited
this is some of the funniest bible comedy ive ever seen
Actually in-character for Jesus, who intentionally sat down and handcrafted a whip just to bring it into the Temple Courtyard and beat the crap out of people while flipping over their furniture.
the Belmont approach
the walk on Steve 😂
That "Son of God with a steel chair" sounded SO MUCH LIKE COREY GRAVES WTH LMAO 😂
Sinless Steve aboutta sin but god helped him
As a Christian, this is a certified, Jesus W!!!!!! Amen!!!!!
Atheist, what more evidence do you need after this?
Stone cold Steve knocked out colder than the ninth ring of hell!
As an Atheist, I’ve got no defence for this
This is the best thing ever
Judas betrayal, what really went down. Director's cut
As a Christian, I'll say it..
This is funny.
these ppl honestly make like not disrespectful Christian comedy thats actually funny, thats one of the hardest things to do nowdays
@williambaker666 yeah I can tolerate stuff like this. Monty python level stuff. But then there's stuff that's *out there* and I find it a little bothersome
@@LethalDose161 totally agree, shoutout bro for walking that tightrope perfectly
AND NOW JESUS IS DOING HIS FINISHING MOOOOOVE! The Crucifacetion!
I don’t know sinless Steve looked kinda prideful that he hasn’t sinned. Which means he is guilty of the sin of pride
Also sinless Steve ate more than 0 times today so gluttony (totally)
I thought that was going to turn to Jesus throwing the first stone, him just using his sinless nature to call dibs.
"What would Jesus do?"
Jesus with a freaking chair:
“And he hit him with the chair, and it was awesome” -WWE 3:27
this gives me early 2000's youtube and i'm all for it
when he looked up, i legit thought god was sending a meteor.
Atheists have been real quiet since this vid dropped.
I am convinced. I accept Jesus (with the steel chair) as my lord and savior
"OH MY GOD. NOT THE PEACEFUL ELBOW."
This implies Sinless Steve has been saving all his sin for this murder specifically. He's been abstaining from sin just for the chance to spite Jesus, which means Sinless Steve has a grudge with Jesus. The lore goes deep
Execution is not murder
Sinless Steve is no longer sinless
to be fair, if this is running on wrestling logic, sinless steve is never gonna let that title go.
I'm very surprised that in all my life no one has did the Bible in wrestling form
David vs goliath would be epic