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  • @CauseOfBSOD
    @CauseOfBSOD Рік тому +2013

    "along with this crowbar he just found"
    I died laughing!

    • @Pan_Highlighter
      @Pan_Highlighter Рік тому +19

      Wayyyy too good for so few views

    • @Vibinboi
      @Vibinboi Рік тому +28

      The freeze frame tho

    • @CHOONGJUNYUMoe
      @CHOONGJUNYUMoe Рік тому +5

      if u died how did u comment dis...... sus

    • @patfusty9950
      @patfusty9950 Рік тому

      @@CHOONGJUNYUMoeit’s an exaggeration idiot

    • @CPU122.
      @CPU122. Рік тому

      Yeah, it took the wind out of me

  • @linusjingco3370
    @linusjingco3370 2 роки тому +1184

    This is severely underrated.

    • @sandysandilya3852
      @sandysandilya3852 2 роки тому +3

      No...this comment is overrated

    • @ghabsterlol7768
      @ghabsterlol7768 Рік тому +3

      it seriously is!

    • @coolcatcastle8
      @coolcatcastle8 Рік тому +3

      fr this is like one of those random videos from 2015 you find in your playlist and then instantly rewatch

    • @hisupwassup
      @hisupwassup Рік тому +1

      ​@@coolcatcastle8 this video is inspired by "how to play chess properly", which came out around 2013, and in the description it says that it was sent by somebody on email. So yes, this is one of random videos that appear randomly, be it your playlist or email.
      They could also lie, but i dislike that idea

    • @italiangamer6956
      @italiangamer6956 Рік тому +1

      For real this is so underrated is so hilarious

  • @partydude4226
    @partydude4226 Рік тому +804

    I love the reference with the inverted rook technique.
    Also, the last frame just being the two kings hovering was hilarious.

    • @youtubeaccount8074
      @youtubeaccount8074 Рік тому +6

      Its a maniac1075 refrence

    • @jetconnordude
      @jetconnordude Рік тому +8

      @@youtubeaccount8074 that joke was actually from a BBC sketch in that video on that UA-cam channel was just stolen

    • @carmeniuniamircea1149
      @carmeniuniamircea1149 Рік тому +9

      Bro renamed the rook to "Dinnerbone" 💀

  • @Veozhus
    @Veozhus Рік тому +428

    This is "never let them know your next move" in its purest form

  • @heyumnew1401
    @heyumnew1401 Рік тому +722

    Magnus Carlsen has been real quiet since this dropped

    • @joannehill6648
      @joannehill6648 Рік тому +7

      169 likes but no comments? Let me fix that

    • @treysonnier1961
      @treysonnier1961 Рік тому +5

      @@joannehill6648 Carefully now, he’s a hero

  • @I_Bean11
    @I_Bean11 2 роки тому +721

    I wanna see people play chest like this more

    • @nightglide_
      @nightglide_ Рік тому +30

      “chest”
      You from ohio?

    • @I_Bean11
      @I_Bean11 Рік тому +15

      @@nightglide_ no that was just a mistake I missed lol

    • @Spax_
      @Spax_ Рік тому +28

      anarchy chess is amazing

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 Рік тому +4

      @@Spax_ beta decay

    • @zacuddin3821
      @zacuddin3821 Рік тому +8

      ​@@Spax_ chest*

  • @gentleman12702
    @gentleman12702 Рік тому +160

    One time an AI was playing against an AI and one of them moved their pawn backwards, so this is pretty accurate.

  • @illusionaryheart3325
    @illusionaryheart3325 Рік тому +461

    “The officer, of course, is suspended with pay”
    Jesus christ that’s accurate

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому

      Police only get fired for catching crooks.

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 Рік тому +2

      i dont get it
      maybe i didnt study law appliancing for so long

    • @jennyjin1617
      @jennyjin1617 11 місяців тому +12

      I don’t get it either but based on the humour I’d say it’s probably something like how officers get little punishment compared to what they did (in this case they were bribed or told someone to plant evidence and while the guy to did the deed was killed by the officer, the officier only got suspended and still got pay).

    • @samplename2106
      @samplename2106 10 місяців тому +11

      ​@@lolliii5477very simple version: Cop does bad thing, gets raise

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 7 місяців тому

      @@samplename2106 w h a t .

  • @snake2314
    @snake2314 Рік тому +152

    Yo the fact the kings didn’t even move an inch after the crowbar hit made me break 💀

  • @myla_or_lilac
    @myla_or_lilac Рік тому +1466

    This video...is how ChatGPT plays chess.

  • @myself3412
    @myself3412 Рік тому +217

    idk why but the funniest part to me is when king castle's with knight, out of all the jokes in here seeing something that simple but still wrong is so funny for some reason

    • @lolliii5477
      @lolliii5477 Рік тому +8

      along with all the controllable and disorganized chaos and *entrophy polluting the cosmos -*

  • @igorjosue8957
    @igorjosue8957 2 роки тому +397

    bro is playing chess 5 and chess 3 hasnt even been launched

    • @hundredLeech
      @hundredLeech Рік тому +11

      I would argue it has. There's Chess, 5D Chess, and FPS Chess, all very different games.

    • @tomikun8057
      @tomikun8057 Рік тому +5

      this is anarchychess

    • @wryyy2841
      @wryyy2841 Рік тому +7

      @@hundredLeech shotgun king and quantum chess too

    • @MrRaellima
      @MrRaellima Рік тому +2

      @@wryyy2841 don't forget checkmate showdown, the street fighter of chess

    • @ShadowHazy
      @ShadowHazy Рік тому +5

      You must be sleeping under a rock for a real long time. The dev has already released chess 4.5. I heard chess 5 is gonna be next year.

  • @Wh1teNoise616
    @Wh1teNoise616 Рік тому +210

    I like how with all of these cursed chess games there ends up being a gay relationship and the bishop ends up leaving lol

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman Рік тому +6

      It's so unrealistic the way everyone respects the bishop's religion.

    • @MaliEmpireKing
      @MaliEmpireKing 6 місяців тому +7

      In the anarchy chess game, the two knights from other teams start dating, but the bishop doesn’t leave. The bishop is labeled as a sex offender, and leaves anyways.

  • @alexruska9390
    @alexruska9390 Рік тому +57

    I like how the bishop still left diagonally because of two pawns from different teams start a new life

  • @troytheperson139
    @troytheperson139 Рік тому +125

    I like how this started so normally but after the like 3 turn it fucking devolved into chaos

  • @AGoodUsernameWithoutNumbers
    @AGoodUsernameWithoutNumbers Рік тому +50

    I love how in the end the kings are literally floating

  • @natey313
    @natey313 Рік тому +45

    The drone strike played by black was a huge blunder... Instead, he should have called in the British Royal Guard and removed both of white's pawns and his Queen, then a followup with a Bait and Switch Advanced, which would let him gain control of White's Bishop before it aged, allowing him to make a double attack with both bishops and win the game

    • @myself3412
      @myself3412 Рік тому +7

      Nope, Never would have worked you see on turn 4 the Queen actually called the British prime minister and set up a tea party of which she took on turn 6, if you blink you'll miss it, with this in place on turn 7 the Prime minister signed an anti-violence pact with the Queen's kingdom thus if black called they would have instead sent the British Royal Guard his way, thus doubling his problems. What black should have done is send the king to mars on turn 3 it would take the king 3 days to get back but they would then have the support of the aliens with the understanding that the aliens now have full right to rule society, thusly on turn 8 the white player would have the Queen call the prime minister and ask for their assistance the aliens would then kill the Prime minister on turn 9 causing the white queen to lost the trust of the British people causing a rebellion. With the rebellion, the aliens and the Black player the white player is now fighting a war on 3 fronts leading to them losing to a checkmate in 2 moves I do not realistically see a way the white player could escape this fate

    • @sacrificiallamb4568
      @sacrificiallamb4568 Рік тому

      @@myself3412 Wring, they should have waited for Xorbon the magnetism god to summon them, causing the pieces to fly upwards and the game to end in a stalemate, handshake and broken wrist.

    • @myself3412
      @myself3412 Рік тому +2

      @@sacrificiallamb4568 I forgot about Xorbon but he stopped summoning years ago it really shook up the meta

    • @sacrificiallamb4568
      @sacrificiallamb4568 Рік тому

      That's it, I'm shaking up Xorbon with a blender move.

  • @shirocraban3978
    @shirocraban3978 Рік тому +47

    It's like watching Calvin&Hobbes play chess

  • @mewhenthe8174
    @mewhenthe8174 Рік тому +31

    Bro this is hilarious, super underrated. I loved the part where black spent his turn studying chess lol

  • @froggycolouring
    @froggycolouring Рік тому +39

    When I first watched the video at the start I was like “hey, wait! Pawns can’t move backwards!” And now I’m just like, “mmm… yes, makes sense”

  • @RandomPerson-sh9tu
    @RandomPerson-sh9tu Рік тому +21

    5:06 The only thing they didn't mention which I didn't even notice until now...the black and white pawn were on the same line before, but when the black pawn moved it went to the next line over!

  • @underlife8858
    @underlife8858 Рік тому +26

    What we study for: checkers
    What's on the test:

  • @EEEEEE-oo1fz
    @EEEEEE-oo1fz Рік тому +9

    1:48 "horse video" "queen takes on 15 rooks at once" "2 rooks one pawn" "king gets checked by a femboy pawn"

  • @nathantowe4148
    @nathantowe4148 2 роки тому +71

    Every video you guys post tops all the others, this is peak comedy😂

  • @georgelopez2001
    @georgelopez2001 2 роки тому +18

    the commentating is so good i love it

    • @bananabreadmedia
      @bananabreadmedia  2 роки тому +10

      Glad you think our terrible accents were good lol

  • @prons_gaming5083
    @prons_gaming5083 7 місяців тому +8

    "Gameplay is unaffected"😂

  • @lamtungbenny6214
    @lamtungbenny6214 Рік тому +11

    1:43 Michael Jackson 😂

  • @DANKE738
    @DANKE738 Рік тому +46

    Don't you hate it when a worm hole sucks your chess board out of the room

  • @coleslaw4892
    @coleslaw4892 Рік тому +31

    5:29 “aaaaalong with this crowbar he has found-“ *breaking sounds of stuff with wooden axe exposed as not being a crowbar*

    • @coleslaw4892
      @coleslaw4892 Рік тому +5

      5:31 *on 0.25x speed* it’s wood and in a axe shape

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 7 місяців тому +7

    That freeze frame at the end was so fucking powerful, my God.

  • @challscardenas5232
    @challscardenas5232 9 місяців тому +5

    White could've usted interconintal ballistic misiles startegy at firts and that could be a key move

  • @commander1488
    @commander1488 3 місяці тому +3

    "lost the children thru legal struggle"
    "gameplay unaffected"😂😂😂

  • @ShinwaneKido
    @ShinwaneKido 2 роки тому +64

    I LOST AT THE "TAPS FOR 3 MANA" PART

    • @phantomcrafter146
      @phantomcrafter146 Рік тому +1

      Same lol

    • @minchy9094
      @minchy9094 Рік тому +2

      But then black taps 2 island, plays counterspell, and deletes putrify

    • @Haxihoovis
      @Haxihoovis Рік тому

      @@minchy9094 I, bored of this madness, tap 4 white mana to play Day of Judgement, removing all nonland permanents.

    • @mrchicken5943
      @mrchicken5943 Рік тому

      @@minchy9094 nah use force of will. Then u can save ur 2 islands for Time Warp.

    • @mrchicken5943
      @mrchicken5943 Рік тому +1

      @@Haxihoovis Teferri's Protection moment. Also just use the Nevinyrrl's Disk u played on turn 2 using Sol Ring

  • @Slineryo
    @Slineryo Рік тому +9

    5:32 rare moment of two kings flying

    • @ScorpionKong422
      @ScorpionKong422 3 місяці тому

      James:GOOB IS THAT YOU I HAVEN'T SEEN Y'ALL SINCE oh wait a hour ago it felt like a day already

    • @santhoshisridaran1157
      @santhoshisridaran1157 2 місяці тому

      Brr that is comepletely correct

  • @MaliEmpireKing
    @MaliEmpireKing 6 місяців тому +5

    “White’s queen gains a proton” lmao what

  • @thefbi3350
    @thefbi3350 Рік тому +4

    Black king is thankful for not getting shot just like his queen did

  • @Chantzzz
    @Chantzzz Рік тому +31

    This hurts me physically and emotionally. But gave me a good laugh

    • @abcdefg9825
      @abcdefg9825 Рік тому

      11 likes and 0 comments? Let me fix that.

    • @Chantzzz
      @Chantzzz Рік тому

      @@abcdefg9825 I didn't even noticed I got 11 likes

  • @P5dfsf64g36
    @P5dfsf64g36 Рік тому +5

    0:30 that French sureender got me

  • @pandaomar804
    @pandaomar804 2 роки тому +12

    Confusing but intertaining

  • @nonameTimeFile
    @nonameTimeFile Рік тому +4

    The "Cursed" chess started when white move pawn backwards

  • @AI__Machine
    @AI__Machine Рік тому +6

    what a game looks like to a random person.
    5:34 When he hits the table with the crowbar, the pieces stay perfectly still for just a few frames, like they just suddenly started to fly. lol, love physics.

  • @OneOhEff
    @OneOhEff Рік тому +11

    it’s just that every so often, someone ends up reinventing homestuck

  • @katsu6624
    @katsu6624 2 роки тому +9

    This is so underrated this video needs to blow up

  • @osmosisjohns5650
    @osmosisjohns5650 2 роки тому +10

    Most entertaining thing I've seen all year kudos to u bruv

  • @Banana_Fusion
    @Banana_Fusion Рік тому +16

    "the officer, of course, is suspended with pay"
    Ohhhhhhh I love casual controversy comedy

  • @DarlingBryan
    @DarlingBryan Рік тому +2

    1:33 blud changed race.

  • @mydeadstarbedk5715
    @mydeadstarbedk5715 Рік тому +15

    This made me laugh so hard that I almost coughed to death.

  • @NedjouaMario
    @NedjouaMario Рік тому +5

    i like how the nudey chess piece part is the most replayed part

  • @markwest1937
    @markwest1937 2 роки тому +24

    ‘Twas not a shitshow, it was ART!

  • @NotXecutioner
    @NotXecutioner Рік тому +3

    ballade no 1 fits perfectly with this video

  • @Yomesto
    @Yomesto Рік тому +4

    not only did the black pawn lose custody over it's kids but the poor guy also got killed by cyanide after 27 turns....a tragic story

  • @mrpages6384
    @mrpages6384 Рік тому +7

    Now this is real chess! And not a single en passant in sight!

  • @mslabo102s2
    @mslabo102s2 Рік тому +7

    2:01 That move is also one of many illegal moves in this. Putrefy only destroy one creature.

  • @Benay_For_YHWH
    @Benay_For_YHWH Рік тому +3

    5:30 GOT ME DYING ☠️

  • @itchyanklez5045
    @itchyanklez5045 2 роки тому +9

    10/10 you guys are hilarious

  • @someoneusedtobeknown2645
    @someoneusedtobeknown2645 Рік тому +4

    1:25
    You beautiful person, the Bishop moves diagonally off the board

  • @jinopark426
    @jinopark426 Рік тому +3

    This is what happened when me and my clueless freinds played chess for the first time. The instuctor died of laugther 😂

  • @derekwu4302
    @derekwu4302 Рік тому +18

    either the camera mirrored the video... or the board is set up the wrong way.
    Either way, this video cracked me up. Thank you!

    • @myself3412
      @myself3412 Рік тому

      no it's not queen always goes on her own color

    • @derekwu4302
      @derekwu4302 Рік тому

      @@myself3412 yes and the white king does on the right. But in the video, the white king is on the left. That means that the board is turned 90 degrees, flipping the black and white squares.

  • @Talmond
    @Talmond Рік тому +3

    Smashes table:
    Black King: I can fly

  • @lack_o_black
    @lack_o_black Рік тому +3

    Chess studios really came up with such a banger, we have waited for this update of the game around 400000 years

  • @NerdeeBoi
    @NerdeeBoi Рік тому +2

    2:32 YYOOOOO, bros got the Ultra Agents Mission HQ, I love that set

  • @bevbasman
    @bevbasman Рік тому +17

    2:37 is the funniest joke in the video.

  • @nishagupta2983
    @nishagupta2983 4 місяці тому +2

    1:47 gets start to cursed even more

  • @romania_christian
    @romania_christian Рік тому +2

    Chatgpt playing chess:

  • @Iliasometing
    @Iliasometing Рік тому +2

    Chess played perfectly is a draw

  • @Grif_on96
    @Grif_on96 Рік тому +3

    lmao , best shitpost of my week
    actually , this entire show remind me of childhood silly games

  • @CarbonatedCondensation
    @CarbonatedCondensation Рік тому +2

    As someone who plays chess, this kills me inside. Moving the pieces back… Though I will say that copying the other person’s moves is a genuine strategy called mirror move.

  • @torpeda8766
    @torpeda8766 2 роки тому +2

    I only liked 80 non-musical videos in 3 years, this one is one of them! This is so good, and only has 500 views at the moment. Hope you grow up

  • @PanJakubPuchaty
    @PanJakubPuchaty 6 місяців тому +1

    "using a classic french surrendering technique" I died 😂

  • @papyrussemi2848
    @papyrussemi2848 Рік тому +2

    The game progressed way too fast for either side to deploy the Mega Chessatron.

  • @tanayanshureddy7323
    @tanayanshureddy7323 Рік тому +2

    When you decide to olay illegal moves against chatgpt

  • @Apparition-hl1vv
    @Apparition-hl1vv Рік тому +2

    Not the your lie in April music in the background 😭😭

    • @bananabreadmedia
      @bananabreadmedia  Рік тому

      NO WAY it’s in the show too? That’s so funny 😅

    • @Apparition-hl1vv
      @Apparition-hl1vv Рік тому +1

      Yea it was the final piece that kousei and kaori played

  • @cuongtranmanh3794
    @cuongtranmanh3794 2 роки тому +4

    This is a random video UA-cam recommended me. I have no ideal WTF is happening but I love it XD

  • @RussellBernstein-dd6pk
    @RussellBernstein-dd6pk Рік тому +1

    I love watching this, and we all need a sequel.

  • @Pablo-fs5ot
    @Pablo-fs5ot Рік тому +2

    This is amazing and I would love 15 more episodes

  • @MoleMan12
    @MoleMan12 Рік тому +1

    "Black responds by studying 'The art of war' and flips the board around"
    I absolutely loved this vid.

  • @highflyingknowledge5659
    @highflyingknowledge5659 2 роки тому +3

    board is set up wrong you need to flip the board 90 degrees and then flipping the king and queen

  • @hisupwassup
    @hisupwassup Рік тому +2

    not canon, nobody even tried going for megachessatron

  • @Hamoud4k
    @Hamoud4k Рік тому +2

    " pawnhub" and the "Six White Pawns Check and Stalemate Petite Black Pawn" bruh I died after I heard that

  • @abarette_
    @abarette_ Рік тому +2

    saw the michael jackson reversion coming, tbh. People always do this shit after the opponent manages a three-turn unknown mind control

  • @blockmaster3057
    @blockmaster3057 Рік тому +2

    A very back and forth match, it could have gone either way

  • @TsarBomba69420
    @TsarBomba69420 Рік тому +6

    3:31 Whites money is still visible

    • @bananabreadmedia
      @bananabreadmedia  Рік тому +2

      Shhhhhhhhhhh....

    • @VATJON
      @VATJON 7 місяців тому

      ​@@bananabreadmedia I wanna talk about it. Hey everyone! Wanna talk about it?

  • @RoseBadger
    @RoseBadger 2 дні тому +1

    love this video, absolutely amazing. it makes me think of anarchy chess

  • @acanthus_et_adonis8922
    @acanthus_et_adonis8922 9 місяців тому +1

    I mean,,,
    what else could I expect from a channel called “Banana & Bread” besides a masterpiece-

  • @anghme28ang11
    @anghme28ang11 Рік тому +3

    That backflip goes hard

  • @clickingz
    @clickingz Рік тому +2

    Thi viedio shall go viral twice

  • @jester7104
    @jester7104 Рік тому +2

    My man, the putrefy from mtg killed me (literally, destroyed target creature).

  • @DeafMarsh
    @DeafMarsh 8 місяців тому +2

    PLAYING LEFT HANDED?!
    You must be reeaaally confident.

  • @Sim0132
    @Sim0132 2 роки тому +2

    Underrated asf
    Edit:no way this video Haven't got 1m views yet 💀

  • @austinconklin4337
    @austinconklin4337 Рік тому +1

    Possibly the best vid ive ever seen lmfao

  • @lisaallgood-hall4958
    @lisaallgood-hall4958 2 місяці тому +1

    “Using a classic French surrendering move.”

  • @croassung3721
    @croassung3721 Рік тому +1

    how come there haven't been any reaction videos on this
    this is a beauty from the heavens

  • @netizen10008
    @netizen10008 6 місяців тому +1

    “It was actually just Michael Jackson, he he” But the smooth criminal lean as well

  • @flourishingneo
    @flourishingneo Рік тому +2

    This should be the actual chess rules

  • @Eradicator-MK-IV
    @Eradicator-MK-IV Рік тому +2

    "If chess becomes stupid, adjust to become stupider"
    Sun Tzu, who was actually from Sedna

  • @sunset911
    @sunset911 Рік тому +5

    I want to see this be played at a real tournament...

  • @TheCosmicJarbous
    @TheCosmicJarbous Рік тому +2

    The way they just started flying

  • @graywyatt8517
    @graywyatt8517 7 місяців тому +1

    Every single move in this video has bothered me so much

  • @passable
    @passable Рік тому +2

    Ah yes, classic half life gambit and crowbar defense.

  • @Some_Random_CD
    @Some_Random_CD Рік тому +1

    THAT "He he" caught me off😂