All I’ve gotta say is, if they make lando a schemer on that level, literally aiding the rebellion solely to gain complete access to all the spice mines in the galaxy, I will be completely okay with it.
I remember hearing about some of this on Courscant Cops: Lower Levels Episode 23 Season 2 when they caught a Duro on 1313 "Officer I swear I was smoking spice for a good cause, I was tryna contact them celestials!"
Hey what episode you on? I’m currently on episode 6 of season 2, and I’m trying to watch as much as possible to get to season 4. So far it’s really good, but why did the Sullustan have to get arrested? He literally did nothing wrong
TheReal Lifehacks Wait, was the shop illegal? I mean if it was, then I’m glad he was taken into custody. Damn aliens, always ruining the galaxy and causing trouble in the Empire.
yes officer stormtrooper, I have this small packet of spice to communicate with gods that built a giant clock on the space peanut kessel. no officer i wont go into a padded room.
Here's an idea for a new video: - MS-09R Rick Dom from Mobile Suit Gundam - Covenant CSO class Supercarrier from Halo - Carbonite/Incinerator War Droid from Star Wars Force Unleashed - Atlas AS7-D from Battletech - London from Mortal Engines
In very deep and obscure Legends lore it is whispered among ancient evil cults that Kessel is a remnant of the skull that belonged to dread Typhojem, The Left-Handed God. He was born from the accursed and tainted womb of Tilotny; a female creation of the emotionally conflicted Celestial named Wuztek. Another Lovecraftian entity named Tharagorrogaraht or simply as Queen Gorog. She was the wicked sibling of Typhojem and sought to be the dark goddess of all insectoid races and wipe put all other life. All of these beings met their end at the divine hand of Horliss-Horliss after he was sent by "The Supreme Maker" (Star Wars God) to wipe out The Old Ones (Typhojem and his abominable sibling).
I love how you are combining my two favorite things! Astronomy and Star Wars. Its cool to see actual scientific lore facts about each of the planets despite them being fictional. Keep up the great work and I look forward to seeing more videos like this one!
The Celestials must be getting some very weird communications from the users. And considering how messed up a lot of them were, that might be why the Celestials decided to stay out of Galactic affairs.
OMG!!! that opening scene... Star Wars: Rogue Squadron!!! I remember that opening set of dialog all too well... God that was a hard mission the first time through as an 8 year old using a joystick to fly!!! I wish there was a remastered Rogue Squadron!
Just a little tidbit, but assuming the size of Legends' Kessel are accurate, its own gravity should've crushed it into a spherical shape. The fact that it's an oblong shape means that something is interfering with gravity.
9:31 Whoa, whoa, WHOA! What about the stuff mentioned in Outcast about that stuff with the hyper-complex astro-map thing you mentioned at the beginning of the video? Did you also know that Leia, Lando, Wedge Antilles, and others also saved Kessel from destruction in that book too? What about any possible relationship between Kessel, and Ability since both were in/near The Maw? Have you read Outcast by the way, or the rest of The Fate of The Jedi Series?
Going by the title, if you talk with the right hallucinate fans, this is the same as earth. Those drugs like peyote, shrooms, dmt, lsd, and a few others are all just a way to reach the spirit world Gotta love star wars lore for being true to life even as it is fantastical
Just thinking, now that we have names, designations and stats, you could explore some ships from TROS. I know that it's not a good film but still there's some stuff to breakdown, such as the Fortitude lander and Oochi's ship. There are also the resistance versions of the y-wing and b-wing that I think you haven't talked about
@ MetaNerdz Lore I did say with me being ex-military & a truck driver I would best be suited to be a smuggler like Han over working in a fallen order scrap yard🙆 I'd start using a U-Wing with e web on the side doors and work my way up to a middle boat💪 Also I can't find any Rogue One weapons info in your playlist
This is a scientist’s dream, so i would study the oof out of it. I also would’ve attempted to insert that glowy string spider stuff into Beskar and Cortosis
Frank Herbert was convinced that Star Wars had ripped him off almost from the beginning. Though I don't know how much about spice or Kessel was established in any lore at the time (aside from it being a planet Han Solo visited). Most of the old Legends stuff kind of became a mostly coherent continuity in the 1990s though with a lot more material coming out.
0:54 That's the Death Star compared to Earth?! How the fuck did they have problems getting resources for that?! Just strip-mine half a backwater Outer-Rim world and call it a day! What the fuck?! They could've made hundreds of those with just the material in that asteroid. Again, what the fuck?!
@@MetaNerdzLore I like to think it would result in a child being born with permanent telepathy. The developing fetus would after all be saturated with the substance.😁
@@UncleMikeDrop That or do something similar to what spice melange does to navigators in dune and turn them into horribly mutated abominations confinded to a special bus sized container with absurdly powerful psionic abilities. The only real upside for the spacing guild navigators is that they are fully aware of how politically important they are and that makes them the only individuals who are permitted to openly regard the nobility and the emperor as their bitches cause they effectively are as interstellar society in dune can't exist without them.
You took the time to try to make me look bad did u take the 2 mins to watch the membership trailer explaining why? It was membership route or make all those old vids private so nobody could see them
“That’s crazy... you ever tried spice?”
-Darth Rogan
Lol
Jaela Komnena *Hits death-blunt* -“Jar Jar look that up”
“If there were as many Ewoks as humans”...
@@MetaNerdzLore hi
@@MetaNerdzLore bro you havent uploaded ive been waiting for halo lore on the ark
"Communicate with celestials" is that what the kids are calling it these days
Until you've spoken to a 4th dimension god while off your face don't talk to me 😂
Imagine being a slave mining drugs on a "planet" shaped like a bean and only being eating by a spider while your boss is talking with force gods
God damn it jim of course you smoke the spice
Me every Monday
“How often you guys go on a bender like this?”
“Bender? This is nighttime.”
Last time I was this early, Han Solo talked to Shai-Hulud using spice melange
All I’ve gotta say is, if they make lando a schemer on that level, literally aiding the rebellion solely to gain complete access to all the spice mines in the galaxy, I will be completely okay with it.
For House Calrissian!
I remember hearing about some of this on Courscant Cops: Lower Levels Episode 23 Season 2 when they caught a Duro on 1313
"Officer I swear I was smoking spice for a good cause, I was tryna contact them celestials!"
Hey what episode you on? I’m currently on episode 6 of season 2, and I’m trying to watch as much as possible to get to season 4. So far it’s really good, but why did the Sullustan have to get arrested? He literally did nothing wrong
Is that an actual show? I thought that was cancelled. What was it about again?
@@abominationtheguy6790 I'm pretty sure he was wanted for running a swoop speeder chop shop and that's what the underworld cops got him for
TheReal Lifehacks Wait, was the shop illegal? I mean if it was, then I’m glad he was taken into custody. Damn aliens, always ruining the galaxy and causing trouble in the Empire.
Shoretrooper ST 3202 there are so many episodes that I forgot what the show was about. And aren’t you supposed to be doing your job?
The spice expands consciousness, the spice is necessary for space travel.
For Shai-hulud!
Lol dune references in the series that took half its ideas.
This version of Kessel is way more hellish, Disney should have kept it.
Mother Clucker disney is trash. I consider 1 disney movie cannon and that’s rogue 1. I pretend the rest dont exist.
@@MinoritiesRlazy That's because the rest try to substitute special effects and loud poorly timed music for things like story and character building.
I like the Canon version of Kessel more.
@@febrian0079 why ?
nobody:
History channel at 4am:
yes officer stormtrooper, I have this small packet of spice to communicate with gods that built a giant clock on the space peanut kessel.
no officer i wont go into a padded room.
As a child playing X Wing Alliance I had always wondered why the Empire cared about finding spice on a space station I thought it was a condiment lol.
Yup. Same.
I wish we get more stories on the Pykes. I know they were a late addition to Star Wars before Disney, but they should get a lot more lore.
“The spice must flow”
Aye my boy.
Here's an idea for a new video:
- MS-09R Rick Dom from Mobile Suit Gundam
- Covenant CSO class Supercarrier from Halo
- Carbonite/Incinerator War Droid from Star Wars Force Unleashed
- Atlas AS7-D from Battletech
- London from Mortal Engines
The spice.... He knows about the Spice.
"Oh great!! Now the Vong are high?!?!" Lol
Its possible legends Kessel was once a normal looking planet with sith temples but then something happened that made it look the way it does now
In very deep and obscure Legends lore it is whispered among ancient evil cults that Kessel is a remnant of the skull that belonged to dread Typhojem, The Left-Handed God. He was born from the accursed and tainted womb of Tilotny; a female creation of the emotionally conflicted Celestial named Wuztek. Another Lovecraftian entity named Tharagorrogaraht or simply as Queen Gorog. She was the wicked sibling of Typhojem and sought to be the dark goddess of all insectoid races and wipe put all other life.
All of these beings met their end at the divine hand of Horliss-Horliss after he was sent by "The Supreme Maker" (Star Wars God) to wipe out The Old Ones (Typhojem and his abominable sibling).
Wow I've never heard of any of this 😬
Cool info!👍
So which version of Kessel has more spice? I want to know the best deals so I can sno- I mean deliver to hospitals to my hearts content
I love how you are combining my two favorite things! Astronomy and Star Wars. Its cool to see actual scientific lore facts about each of the planets despite them being fictional. Keep up the great work and I look forward to seeing more videos like this one!
He who controls the Spice controls the Universe. The Spice must flow.
Best ‘photo’ of Mara. 8:16 The fire hair, the flash in her eyes…ouch.
The Celestials must be getting some very weird communications from the users.
And considering how messed up a lot of them were, that might be why the Celestials decided to stay out of Galactic affairs.
OMG!!! that opening scene... Star Wars: Rogue Squadron!!! I remember that opening set of dialog all too well... God that was a hard mission the first time through as an 8 year old using a joystick to fly!!! I wish there was a remastered Rogue Squadron!
Just a little tidbit, but assuming the size of Legends' Kessel are accurate, its own gravity should've crushed it into a spherical shape. The fact that it's an oblong shape means that something is interfering with gravity.
Hmm maybe being close to a black hole cluster, 2 collosal gravity stations, and potentially Abel also interferes somehow
The same thing can be said here on earth🙌🏾
The metheads outside of 7/11 really do be speaking to god then
@@chefmatthewlafferty lord knows
spice is more the equivalent of coke not weed
Matthew Lafferty LOLLL
@@thetrevor33 heroine but it's all the same by now😂
9:31 Whoa, whoa, WHOA! What about the stuff mentioned in Outcast about that stuff with the hyper-complex astro-map thing you mentioned at the beginning of the video? Did you also know that Leia, Lando, Wedge Antilles, and others also saved Kessel from destruction in that book too? What about any possible relationship between Kessel, and Ability since both were in/near The Maw? Have you read Outcast by the way, or the rest of The Fate of The Jedi Series?
This is just Dune but with spiders instead of worms.
Also please make video of what Earth based firearms will be best suited in Star Wars and most harsh conditions on those planets?
Gotta get me some of that spice...
Rogue Squadron 64 REPRESENT
Love your content Mate. Loving the Halo lore especially.
I wanna know song that you have playing in the background. It's so catchy🙂. I'd never use spice nor the real world hallucinogens here.
I kinda love it when Legends gets unnecesarily weird and complicated. It's something else.
Background music?
And even weirder, humans are actually genetically related to mushrooms...
That’s somewhat meaningless
Every organism is related to every other
How did Kessel look in the recent new Clone Wars episodes?? Did you happen to notice? I forgot lol
GREAT VIDEO BRO!!!
*Shai-Hulud has entered the chat*
Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passing cleanse the world.
Jedi Search is now a full unabridged audiobook
Going by the title, if you talk with the right hallucinate fans, this is the same as earth.
Those drugs like peyote, shrooms, dmt, lsd, and a few others are all just a way to reach the spirit world
Gotta love star wars lore for being true to life even as it is fantastical
Can you do a video on the halo ODST drop pod? it be interesting to know how they work and how the pilot survives such a fall
Tis the spice melange
Just thinking, now that we have names, designations and stats, you could explore some ships from TROS. I know that it's not a good film but still there's some stuff to breakdown, such as the Fortitude lander and Oochi's ship. There are also the resistance versions of the y-wing and b-wing that I think you haven't talked about
McKenna drop will always get a like from me
HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE
that moment getting high allows your brain to access to some ancient space internet.
This video is Real Prime, man.
The Legends Version of Kessel is literally just a Planet sized Asteroid.
Woah😮
What?! First.
what’s is the music used in this video
What is the background track used in these videos?
What is unrefined kessel spice made of?
Sounds like your everydays hippie excuse for lsd 😂😂
@ MetaNerdz Lore I did say with me being ex-military & a truck driver I would best be suited to be a smuggler like Han over working in a fallen order scrap yard🙆 I'd start using a U-Wing with e web on the side doors and work my way up to a middle boat💪 Also I can't find any Rogue One weapons info in your playlist
What are the names of the video games you were showing clips of
I would like to listen the song you use in your vids
This is a scientist’s dream, so i would study the oof out of it. I also would’ve attempted to insert that glowy string spider stuff into Beskar and Cortosis
How much spice did you have
Do you get a percentage if i link to my audible account through your channel?
if so, i will happily do it daily.
Legalize spice!
Wait, so glitter stem is spice ?
Goooood
Pancake Face! Our dear leader!!
smoke spice everyday
i guess. you must be high first to communicate with the high beings.
Frank Herbert was convinced that Star Wars had ripped him off almost from the beginning. Though I don't know how much about spice or Kessel was established in any lore at the time (aside from it being a planet Han Solo visited). Most of the old Legends stuff kind of became a mostly coherent continuity in the 1990s though with a lot more material coming out.
If you can smoke it I'll try it !
So Lucas didn’t get spice from Dune?
Legends version is way more interesting than canons
OH MY GOD! Paradise PD stole the idea.😅
So basically Star Wars DMT?
0:54 That's the Death Star compared to Earth?! How the fuck did they have problems getting resources for that?! Just strip-mine half a backwater Outer-Rim world and call it a day! What the fuck?! They could've made hundreds of those with just the material in that asteroid. Again, what the fuck?!
So those hippies were right after all? XD
Could’ve sworn Hissa and tricolus were allies
No one
Metanerdz: k guys hear me out, drugs are a communication gateway to the gods
Jk, Keep up the good work man 👍
Dude did you see the size of the chicken
Yeah, but can you fold space with it?
Spice is DMT confirmed?
Pretty much
So that's like if god and Jesus made drugs and weed to talk with us. I am laughing at that idea too much.
Skeet and Yeet the creeps with eopie feet
So the Gulags.
Wow The Emperor's war on crime is just like America's 🤣
Yes...they said the same thing about LSD....LOL
PS.. Ive never touched any of that stuff...lol...just heard the stories
God everbody in our favorite galaxy far way loves all this spice so much just imagine if they were introduced to heroin?! #3yrssober
Legends version looks like a potato lol great upload!👍
Haha...
magic bogie
What if a pregnant woman regularly consumed Legends spice throughout her pregnancy?
Idk if that's ever addressed even in canon
@@MetaNerdzLore I like to think it would result in a child being born with permanent telepathy. The developing fetus would after all be saturated with the substance.😁
@@UncleMikeDrop That or do something similar to what spice melange does to navigators in dune and turn them into horribly mutated abominations confinded to a special bus sized container with absurdly powerful psionic abilities.
The only real upside for the spacing guild navigators is that they are fully aware of how politically important they are and that makes them the only individuals who are permitted to openly regard the nobility and the emperor as their bitches cause they effectively are as interstellar society in dune can't exist without them.
mmmmmmmm spice
This is the weirdest information you've ever posted. Plus in real life, I'm pretty sure the same could be said for real life drugs.
they 100% stole this from dune
Ohh no. Star Wars DMT , lmfaooo.
Here come the druggies promoting psychedelics 😂😂
mindaryn youtube
Wut
Basicly they are drugs ok
Wow dude I've watched ur videos for years and now ur charging people to watch them 😒
You took the time to try to make me look bad did u take the 2 mins to watch the membership trailer explaining why? It was membership route or make all those old vids private so nobody could see them