Far Cry 5: The Lag Demon
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- Опубліковано 27 кві 2018
- When I bought this game I never thought I'd be making a 10-minute glitch expo.
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Thanks to Christophe for helping me with the glitch effect at the end
Songs used in order:
Earthbound - Hospital
Candy Mountain - Kirby Super Star
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Theme
Earthbound - Buy Somethin' Will Ya!
Earthbound - Battle Against a Mobile Opponent
Halo 3 OST - Gravemind
Earthbound - Apple Kid's Theme
Halo 3 Original Soundtrack - One Final Effort
The Twilight Zone Theme
Earthbound - The Jolly Flying Man
Space Oddity - RIP Bowie
Paper Mario Main Theme
Earthbound OST is insanely good okay fight me
I have plenty of other Far Cry 5 clips, comment if you'd like to see another video like this (obviously not exactly like this) - Ігри
This one is definitely different. If you guys enjoy this I'll see what I can do with my solo-playthrough footage as well! (after the next TF2 vid of course) Okay have a great day thanks
Is how it feels to play soldier next? :thinking: awesome video fam
daddy
hey lazypurple.. walking ragdoll reminds me the engineer's rancho relaxo taunt lying ground when exit the taunt and you have to fight while he is relaxing and shootin you...
Far cry 5 is basically an Up-scaled Gmod.
At multiple points I was crying of laughter
When you and your gf play DnD together and she keeps on rolling 1
Brainbot Jezebel I don't dare to call this relatable but it sucks nonetheless.
If you play Dnd you probably don’t have a girlfriend
That would be a nightmare of an embarrassment.
One time I rolled a dice, it fall under the table, I went under the table to search, and as I saw a natural 1, table crashed on my head.
Maybe, She is pressing the LAG Switch.
LazyPurple tries to play video game while LadyPurple breaks reality
Reality can be whatever she want
He is inevitable
@@totallynotarobot9622 *she
Is this a punishment when he doesnt play tf2?
LadyPurple
...
omg
When your girlfriend is the living incarnation of Internet Explorer.
Ooooooof
Internet Explorer is dead now. F
Firestorm 1101
No she’s alive and well. =_=¡
Long story short: The Navy makes me work with her.
@@LordEmperorBoss I thought they had shutter it down. At least she sounds cute
@@flamingcat1101 dont say cute on the internet the misusers of the word simp is coming
Remember when this video was titled ‘The Lag Succubus’?
clearly his girl found it. lmao. he did what he had to do
wait it WAS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
What
same here
yes.
"I'm stuck in the sky"
*aims at her with a scope, and the words "LIGHT EM UP" in bold letters appears*
You know the rules and so do i
s a y
g o o d b y e
Gonna tell some lies.
And hurt you!
Your use of the flood sound effects has gained a like.
I thought that was the music scp-012 makes when you enter its chamber
Time Stamps?
4:38
9:30
for anyone who doesn't know, this is (probably) the music:
ua-cam.com/video/xGzXCw8THmQ/v-deo.html
YES, I'm glad I wasn't the only one that recognized it.
damn i was gonna say that
back in my day we called this “Lazypurple and the Lagg Succubus”
3:11
Paranormal Activity (2008)
what the fuck
*TEAM EPSILON 11 HAS ENTERED THE FACILTY*
O-oh god! GET IT OF!GET IT OOOOOFFF ahhh......hhHHhh.... FLOOD SCREACH*
Ragdoll gal and her trusty sidekick regular computer guy.
This got me to spit out my coffee and Im genuinely enjoying this by far, especially the possessed girlfriend
~TURNIPS~ you mean, by far-cry?
@@Hi-qw6co fuck you
666 likes DEMON GET THIS SHIT OFF ME
@@Man1503go. ikr lmao
@@Hi-qw6co i love u man
5:52 I laughed so hard for this soldier.
"friendly fire will not be tolerated"
Every First Person Shooter
BOX
*In a sad tone*
*Sandvich*
B O X
BAX!
2:38 *Realization sets in*
4:09 “Just keep doing anything!!”
*teleport above you*
*helicopter noises*
Nani
5:51
Lazy: oh, my god.
Soldier: *BOX!*
Box!!!!! 📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦📦
5:59
Lazy: Only the lag monster can drive this special truck
*as he finishes that sentence
Lag monster: * *blows up truck* *
“We’re losing youtube subscribers as we do this”
Lazypurple 2018
lies
lazy throughout his entire death
Let's be perfectly honest here, they just gained a bunch of subscribers cause that was genuinely hilarious
Yep
You did that thumbnail too well man. My eyes instinctually just skipped over it in my video feed and I didn't realize you had uploaded until I saw your tweet.
Ay freddie,took me some time to realize that he uploaded a video,me eyes just ignore dem clickbait looking thumbnails lel
I was worried about that since I do the same thing. I toned it down, thanks for the comment!
How many channels are you subbed to the point that thumbnails like this are so commonplace for you to skip over it my man?? lol
ARottenMuffin you don’t have to sub to a single one, youtube just crams capslock titles with clickbait thumbnails down your throat 24/7
Not really, if you use the home page for whatever reason or something else sure, but I don't see why anyone wouldn't just use the subscriptions to see only what they actually want to.
game be like
*your settings have been set to SMG4 mode*
Thomas Ingram
Pingas.
Yes
Man of culture I see
Yes late comment
2:35
She’s really good at walking.
*please give her a new computer*
agreed, this level of tech gore is... to be fixed.
no dont
This is the perfect set up.
That's what the donations on his Patreon go towards.
Youre profile pic is perfect
Wow I wish I had a girlfriend like yours.
Wow I wish I had a girlfriend.
Wow I wish I had friends
Wow I wish I had-
... I have nothing
ARottenMuffin same tbh
Great world we live in ayy
ARottenMuffin ayyyyy
lmao ;)
"...this is like an SCP nightmare."
Me: OMG, MAKE A JOKE SCP THAT'S A RAG-DOLL!!
An scp named Garry that causes me people to ragdoll
No the SCP is just Sabrina. It’s traumatizing but can’t be taken seriously at the same time.
Ah, another comment I have no memory of making. In fact, what even is this video?
@@weirdogiant6886 lazy purple and his demonic girlfriend that bends reality
The dead-but-not ragdoll is DEFINATELY a Bethesda Style Bug. Keep it Ubisoft, please keep it.
*Hears Flood noises*
*Gets flashbacks to 'the Library' on Legendary*
Jenga Rocket launcher flood *Intensifies.*
Jenga halo or metro?
Dragoncat Sage Both.
There's no end in sight, just a never ending flood of, uh, flood.
*ptsd starts up* OH GOD! THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!
Sabrina: Ohh, my game froze!
Lazy: Your game froze?!
Magic ensues. Every. Single. Time.
I _would_ say don't let her drive buuuut then it wouldn't be as much fun, now would it?
8:45
Next evolution of gaming
*UPGRADE TO WATCH F-*
2:35 This reminds me of when my brother and I were playing WoW together and he for some reason had colossal lag despite us both being connected through ethernet cables on the same network in the same house.
Anyway, at one point he died, but his computer hadn’t caught up to this fact yet so he was still running around normally on his end, but from my perspective he was just a corpse sliding around on the ground.
F
urine
_Sabrina’s computer gives up_
"Women can't drive"
Yes they can, they just have internet problems.
Lol
not internet, regular pc lag, the things that make these happen are far cry's compensations
We can, we just lag irl
@@bitai683 it's a joke
@@terrain7879 thought it deserved an explanation
Every crash that ever occurred happened because the driver of Hardware lag
7:24 why am I laughing so hard
3:10 I recognize those guttural growls...
What about at 3:53?
Library ptsd intesifies.
@@petersimon5295 Not those ones
I believe it’s the song grave mind from halo 3
THIS IS THE POWER OF MY STAND, KING CRIMSON
*Nani?!*
Dear god
We must find a cybernetic Frenchman to beat you
Wha-
Crimson? How about:
_Red-Blue?_
I don't get how you do it
normally I wouldn't watch a video like this all the way through because far cry 5 just ain't my thing, but you just... holy shit you made it so damn good I love your content lazypurple
When the funny sfm man that made a megalovania joke gets a girlfriend before you do
Your videos always make me laugh dude. You editing is god like. Thank you
These two are a gift mankind does not deserve.
4:45 I'm pretty sure my lungs exploded when she hit that guy 😂😂😂
3:26 *teleports behind you*
Omae wa mou shindeiru
*NANI?*
NANImachines son
@@devoidchain5846 *_oh no_*
*M Y N U T S*
“ This is like an scp Nightmare “
ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL, ALPHA WAR HEADS GO OFF IN T MINUS 90 SECONDS-
That's one *succ* ulent thumbnail you got there
*Z U C C*
oh shoot it the boi *JUSTIN Y.*
How do you always have 10 likes ? D:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NOT AGAIN that's what we call a likebot
That ending got me so hard :D That was an amazing video :D
Wombat Steve try not to bust a fat one
1:33 This is basically Lazy's Bizarre adventure
No, fuck off.
Please make more of these!!! 😂😂😂 welcome back btw we missed you
The woman in the thumbnail is thiccc with three C’s
Ultra thicccc
*k's
T H I C C C C H K Q U E
MEGA THICC
And a silent “QUE”
That thumbnail is *THICC*
this guy bots right?
StickMaster500 To explain why we are annoyed by you, it's because you make really lame comments on all the tf2 videos and it's getting old. It's negative attention. So that is why people are sick and tired of your cringe-worthy, unnecessary comments. So please stop.
Sir Ernest Bob
No u
+Sir Ernest Bob As someone who doesn't even like StickMaster500 but doesn't care about him, the fact that you're actively going onto the comments just to find him is just miserable
Can this guy banned from ever tf2 channel plz it is really annoying
3:02 "YOU REALLY ARE A DEMON!" (starts to play the floods theme and play flood sounds)
Me:(war flashbacks compared with moments in the halo campaign plus me freaking out like a baby and screaming every time a combat form appears)
GE-GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF MEEE! OH GO-GOD HELP AHHHHH..... hhrhrhr......FLOOD SCREECH *
All the little sound effects you added really got me xD
If possible...
MAKE ANOTHER ONE OF THESE I ALMOST DIED OF LAUGHTER!
1:45 Now That's how you drift a truck
It's impossible for me two watch one of you videos and not laugh my ass off everytime.
Love you dude!
This was one of the funniest clip montages I've ever seen. love the editing, too.
Car Fry 5
(yes i did steal this joke)
Clearty I love dunkey
Man your laugh is so contagious. I love these none-tf2 videos just as much.
This is amazing man keep it up
this was the funniest youtube video i have watched in... idk how long
thank you for this masterpiece, great editing
It's always lazy in Philadelphia
Indeed, you are a fox.
Bro this video is *E P I C*
I literally have fucking tears of joy this is great. one of my favorite parts 8:00
The fact that you played flood noises just made my day X'D
And gave me horrifying flashbacks from my Legendary play-throughs (but that doesn't matter when the video this funny)
ZA WARUDO
but it only effects one person.
Lol
I’ve never laughed so hard before. Thanks!
Man, after rewatching it I have to say, it's one of the best videos on UA-cam!!
This is easily the best video I have seen in a long while.
2 Uploads in a month? *We have been blessed*
Lazy, playing far cry? That’s something new.
I love all of your videos. And this one made me CRY
THREE
FREAKING TIMES.
It was too funny my favorite was the disappearing deer.
This video never fails to make me laugh. I’m gonna subscribe.
ok i could not stop laughing hearing the flood from halo...
This is the quality TF2 content I subscribe for.
This is amazing and I want more of THIS
Excited for the next video :]
9:42 T H I C C.
Now this is podracing
I just want to say if lazy is listening i bought some of your merch and it was sublime! i love you and your videos lazy!
Damn this is the first time I've laughed until I've cried in a while. This video was hilarious, I'd love to see more like this.
4:23 you've got a friend in me
His laughs fill me with happiness
if this wasnt lazy purple and his beautiful editing i probs wouldnt have even clicked on the video, i love your stuff man, keep it up
I love all the halo noise you add like the flood or one finale effort. Sorry for my bad English
Ok I was laughing so hard after the ragdoll glitch xD
1:55 Lazy is literally crying
I NEED MORE OF THIS
Oh this was amazing! Just seeing a game like this freak out sooo much!
This was absolutely hilarious. What were her reactions to the clips?
They were beyond my expectations and I laughed so hard through this whole video lol
Serket Mod Bwahaha
Ok BEFORE YOU JUDGE, I use this channel to moderate Lazy's patreon streams on UA-cam. And people know me as Serket in his discord server lol. That is why I have this ridiculous name no one shall recognize me by TuT
Serket Mod I wasn't making fun of your name lol UA-cam automatically puts the person's name of who you're replying to name at the beginning of the reply comment 😃
I did realize that half way through writing the last reply (I hardly ever comment on things), but I also feel super weird and totally random replying to you with this basic as heck account and felt the need to explain myself, but aaaanyways ty for being a beautiful soul and replying so nicely to my silly comment
A simple solution to this problem:
Don't let your girlfriend drive in Far Cry 5
Why would you fix this???
By the time i Read this comment, Shr already failed.
What problem?
or: replace her potato with a decent gaming pc
Or ever.
I think I died laughing then reasoned to die of laughter again!!! This is seriously the most funny thing I've ever seen!!! XD
This is wholesome, and I now love both of you.
5:52
This was meant to be funny
But now...
*its just sad*
4:40 Is that music from one of the flood missions in Halo 3? *Likes*
6:28 That's definitely Halo music. Nice.
Im so glad i got onto this video and dont just watch your TF2 Videos. This is just ridicliously funny, i cant even breathe bc of my laugther. Pls keep that Lag demon with us for a long time!
Every so often i remember this video exists and I am filled with joy.
*ZA WARUDO joke*
Smiley the Smile look at this idiot, everyone point and laugh at this morning
*TOKI YO TOMARE*
*ROADU ROLLA DA*
MUDA MUDA MUDA
DIO!
Ayo remember when this vid was called the lag succubus
First time I've laughed that hard at a video in a long while. Love it
Lazy i died with you that is the hardest I have laughed in a long long time. not 10 seconds in on the whole ragdoll glitch was my throat in excruciating pain XD
5:56
Ah yes, the fabled airbox shipment.
Forgot to mention that they are made from supercompacted nitroglycerin.
MORE SABRINA-PURPLE!!!
LadyPurple is a better name imo
I love your content.
naisu vid, good job with the editing