Is Inspector Fanta Caught Taking a Bribe? TLA Visits The British Museum With Their Crackpot Security

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  • Hi Guys
    I Decided to get myself over to the British Museum, after the well publicised events of hundreds of artefacts going missing.
    Once again I go in with naively high hopes given the global prominence of such an institution but it wasn't long before I was bought crashing back to Earth.
    I hope you enjoy this one guys.
    Stay Safe
    TLA
    #audit #pinac #london #fail #walkofshame #tla #britishmuseum #security #securityguard #auditing
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  • @factcheckersbranch
    @factcheckersbranch 7 місяців тому +14

    Tourist's must come to this country. Look at our police look at our security and look at our government and think. What the hell has gone wrong with great Britain. It's become a third world country, how sad.

  • @clarksonclark6169
    @clarksonclark6169 7 місяців тому +14

    Irony , all the foreigners from repressed countries tells the brits you can't record in public. you can't make it up!!!

    • @cassiusclay7362
      @cassiusclay7362 7 місяців тому

      13:10
      That white English security guard was also from a repressed country eh.....

  • @sdinnz
    @sdinnz 7 місяців тому +12

    There seems to be a lot of SIA cards missing here!

  • @bobnicholson6118
    @bobnicholson6118 7 місяців тому +31

    So 1000s of cctv cameras are filming them but 1 guy with a camera they have a meltdown.

    • @Guccit865
      @Guccit865 7 місяців тому +3

      Someone worked out that every single person that walks in London will be picked up on CCTV at least 70 times.

    • @SteveDAVIS-i7s
      @SteveDAVIS-i7s 7 місяців тому +3

      Thats an irrelevant argument! Everyone gets filmed hundreds times a day the difference is this gets uploaded on to UA-cam which a lot of people rightly or wrongly don't like

    • @jackwatsonepic626
      @jackwatsonepic626 7 місяців тому

      And that CCTV image gets Uploaded onto UA-cam when the police wanted to, don't forget.🤔🇬🇧

    • @SteveDAVIS-i7s
      @SteveDAVIS-i7s 7 місяців тому

      @@jackwatsonepic626 what Cctv?

  • @johndavied3448
    @johndavied3448 7 місяців тому +8

    All those security men, pity they could not stop the thief's stealing all our treasure.

  • @richardtheeighth4431
    @richardtheeighth4431 7 місяців тому +12

    31:06, using the word "buffoon" isn't an insult.
    It accurately describes the attitudes, behaviour, and appearance of on-site security.

  • @johncooper3392
    @johncooper3392 7 місяців тому +5

    Bad management always shows itself.

  • @Feverstockphoto
    @Feverstockphoto 7 місяців тому +9

    You should request the images taken to see how they respond, also make complaints about their behaviour towards you because you were recording. Then go back and see if your complaints were actually dealt with through education of the staff and a change in their behaviour. If not mass audit with further complaints would be the way to! 👍

  • @ThePollaxtroy
    @ThePollaxtroy 7 місяців тому +10

    Has any English people got a job in UK

  • @tkthebear984
    @tkthebear984 7 місяців тому +8

    Fancy being barred from the British museum 😂😂😂 What gave him the right to do that 😡

  • @tourettes4893
    @tourettes4893 7 місяців тому +9

    Security, wandering around the public pavement, being weird to pedestrians...
    They have absolutely no business bothering anyone outside on the pavement.

    • @tourettes4893
      @tourettes4893 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@Leidolfr Aye, but bothering people, not just interacting?

    • @tourettes4893
      @tourettes4893 7 місяців тому +1

      @Leidolfr I actually don't think it is, entirely. But it's also not worth falling out over. :)
      Back in my 20's I ended up detaining people on a daily basis, and the feedback I
      received from my caveman legal team was basically: "Inside good, outside bad.
      Outside own all property too, but outside public place, without physical barriers".

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 7 місяців тому +8

    Badly trained Security once Again. Security firms must be getting paid millions to hire these Gompers

  • @jme9063
    @jme9063 7 місяців тому +7

    Any chance of you visiting margate job centre. Some good G4S staff lots of rude G4S staff too. Rude workers too.

  • @samb3168
    @samb3168 7 місяців тому +9

    Pity we can't return the security to country of origin

    • @jamescloherty4451
      @jamescloherty4451 7 місяців тому +1

      Why would they be wanted there....... Unless by their own police

  • @dianewilson2432
    @dianewilson2432 7 місяців тому +7

    Love being told what to do in my own country by people who can barely speak english...

  • @Scano41
    @Scano41 7 місяців тому +6

    3 or 4 ppl sent out to ask you what your doing and why and not 1 was English don't know the laws of the land

  • @sandervandoorn6671
    @sandervandoorn6671 7 місяців тому +6

    Clowns security guards here

  • @Scano41
    @Scano41 7 місяців тому +9

    The 1st English man as a security and he doesn't know the law

    • @factcheckersbranch
      @factcheckersbranch 7 місяців тому

      That's because he probably took his exam with MITIE. MITIE being the corporation that fiddles front-line guards exam results. That why pretty much most security guards in the UK don't have a clue what they are doing.

  • @davidthomson8260
    @davidthomson8260 7 місяців тому +3

    He's pissed that he can't do anything to you lol

  • @mprosecution474
    @mprosecution474 7 місяців тому +11

    The more I watch these videos the more I get depressed about what this country has become.

  • @PtolemyCeasar
    @PtolemyCeasar 7 місяців тому +4

    I've said it before, i'll say it again, the biggest security threat all these companies and institutions have is there choice of security, aka paying a moron/criminal to mind the shop is not recommended.

  • @robertosmith3556
    @robertosmith3556 2 місяці тому +2

    Colonel's rank on a security uniform joke.

  • @SIG442
    @SIG442 7 місяців тому +5

    Instead of bothering with a man filming while standing on a public footpath, they should be protecting what's inside. They were not hired to harass people in public areas.

  • @allyup3404
    @allyup3404 7 місяців тому +6

    WTF security now have rank and he's a Colonel 😂

  • @coasthopper8442
    @coasthopper8442 7 місяців тому +5

    Moving stolen goods in or out of Museum

  • @Cybertruck1000
    @Cybertruck1000 7 місяців тому +6

    Meanwhile, whilst all the security are standing over a man with a camera someone is walking out the back door with the Elgin Marbles.

  • @stan-mk8je
    @stan-mk8je 7 місяців тому +6

    Seems they are understaffed as the police

  • @rickez3152
    @rickez3152 7 місяців тому +5

    has that sentence ever been handed out? the 6 months in prison for no sia license.

    • @thelaughingauditor
      @thelaughingauditor  7 місяців тому +2

      I very much doubt it, I have made the point in prior videos that I have zero expectations that a security guard will ever get that sentence. Still, it is the maximum sentence none the less

    • @dannythedoodle
      @dannythedoodle 7 місяців тому

      ​@@thelaughingauditor6 months seems like quite a long sentance.
      I'm guessing that would be a term added on if security were to get done with something like assault while at work WITHOUT their licence on display?

    • @rickez3152
      @rickez3152 7 місяців тому

      so what is the max sentence ever handed out for not having sia license on display? I doubt any judge will ever give more than 1 day for a petty offense like that. maybe a small fine..

    • @rickez3152
      @rickez3152 7 місяців тому

      like i mean a person having the license, but not having it on display.

    • @davidlewis4804
      @davidlewis4804 7 місяців тому

      Since 1 January 2022, the SIA has not initiated criminal proceedings against anyone for failing to display their SIA licence in accordance with section 9 of the Private Security Industry Act 2001.4 Dec 2023

  • @Te-rt7bq
    @Te-rt7bq 7 місяців тому +5

    Damn, Dumb Bubble Bees are everywhere and like fools they bump into each other making nature look smarter.

  • @jamescloherty4451
    @jamescloherty4451 7 місяців тому +6

    All that so called security and how many artefacts have disappeared ????

  • @camrs125
    @camrs125 7 місяців тому +6

    Security needs to understand that outside of their place of work they have no power…not that they have much power inside…

  • @kevintraynor4508
    @kevintraynor4508 7 місяців тому +3

    Security are not always the brightest of sparks

  • @MancunianMrG
    @MancunianMrG 7 місяців тому +8

    The rank stupidity of security guards, never ceases to amaze.

  • @petermoore4785
    @petermoore4785 7 місяців тому +6

    A "Colonel" from his pips .. in the security force ???????? What a joke!!!!!!!!

  • @johnburns306
    @johnburns306 7 місяців тому +7

    No badges no talking

  • @Nellyontheland
    @Nellyontheland 7 місяців тому +2

    Definite "Nas-si" vibes from the short man with the blond dyed hair!

  • @davidlewis4804
    @davidlewis4804 7 місяців тому +5

    At 11: 10
    It's a Criminal and Arrestable offence for failing to display their SIA Licence whilst undertaking licensable
    It is a criminal offence to contravene the conditions of a licence pursuant to section 9(4). It is a criminal offence to not have a SIA licence on display whilst undertaking licensable conduct.7 Jun 2023
    😮😮😮❌️❌️❌️

  • @Sopdarity
    @Sopdarity 7 місяців тому +4

    Land Of Hope And Glory 🎶🎶🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @EvenBigger-Brother
    @EvenBigger-Brother 7 місяців тому +5

    Nice of them to bring out the exhibits ,a motley crew of court jesters on parade . taking their chances with Big boy and half pint not being behind glass, and the joker at the end with the cam back was a proper pudding .

  • @MrFookface
    @MrFookface 7 місяців тому +6

    @19.23 "I thought I was gonna have to chin him there" 😂😂 Like when you did sweet FA when they pushed you out of the Brixton council offices?😂

    • @MrFookface
      @MrFookface 7 місяців тому +3

      @Leidolfr Yea that one too! 🤣

  • @grimmhead9583
    @grimmhead9583 7 місяців тому +3

    The modern SS is watching over the British Museum.
    Interesting and pathetic.

  • @OrlandoDibiskitt
    @OrlandoDibiskitt 7 місяців тому +6

    He can't stop you entering the museum just because you hurt his poor lickle feelings can he?

  • @1chiefg
    @1chiefg 7 місяців тому +14

    Denying you entry ONLY because you were filming outside sounds like discrimination to me.

  • @mike-r1p3y
    @mike-r1p3y 7 місяців тому +4

    He was a stropy little runt lol

  • @VulnerableAudits
    @VulnerableAudits 7 місяців тому +5

    If bond was an auditor he'd be TLA 😂

  • @marypettyfer4640
    @marypettyfer4640 7 місяців тому +13

    We are Not a free country. When I was a child there was no security no barriers none of this just strolled in if you fancied a visit. I hate this being governed over normal everyday things. I miss the old days when our movements not scrutinised. I've heard police say on those programmes we will stop that car long way from home???do people not travel the Country to visit family,work because my family certainly do. When did it happen please anyone know,the police paranoia.I hate how it is now 😢it's sad especially for us older people who remember how it was.

    • @Rgtg3grvtvt2f3g4
      @Rgtg3grvtvt2f3g4 7 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, what is up with all the security guards in the UK? What purpose do they serve other than to intimidate people and prevent people from exercising their God-given rights.

    • @marypettyfer4640
      @marypettyfer4640 7 місяців тому

      @@Rgtg3grvtvt2f3g4 Drives me crazy

  • @knobrotknobrot
    @knobrotknobrot 7 місяців тому +5

    That clown has no right to not let you in.

  • @AdMycroft-fb1eo
    @AdMycroft-fb1eo 7 місяців тому +3

    They don't want to be filmed standing around doing nothing, or taking Fantas

  • @carbonsiliconnn
    @carbonsiliconnn 7 місяців тому +6

    Some employee has been raiding the place for years, stealing and selling priceless gems and artifacts all over the world.....has a bank account worth 1.2 million and he gets found out.... and gets the sack? THE SACK FFS! He should be stripped of his assets and doing 15 years in Wandsworth nick. Though the Museum has stated, no matter how much he pleads..... they are not definitely not going to write him a good character and future employment reference as punishment for his crimes.

  • @davelordy
    @davelordy 7 місяців тому +4

    @31:28 . . . . serious question for TLA, once you've captured these people's souls with your magic box, what do you do with them, stick them on eBay ?

  • @oflaherty903
    @oflaherty903 7 місяців тому +10

    You must not film the security guards at work it may affect the benefits they are claiming

  • @claudeknight8516
    @claudeknight8516 7 місяців тому +4

    It's so obvious they all want to be on camera 😂

  • @colinmacfarlane6838
    @colinmacfarlane6838 7 місяців тому +4

    Good to see LA over 35k...he put me onto yardley ski another fearless auditor who has just jumped to 19.8k ...fearless auditors need our support 😂

  • @ImpartiallySpeaking
    @ImpartiallySpeaking 2 місяці тому +2

    Any SIA security guard refusing to respect Uk law should be stripped of their accreditation. Haven’t seen the SIA Code of Conduct but might be worth checking out

    • @miratoncar8266
      @miratoncar8266 Місяць тому

      you right....but if this is happened.......half of UK will be full of unemployed )))))))))) that probably this country no want to show everywhere)))))))) good idea but sadly cant be work now(( everywhere is some many stupid security workers for doing nothing and dont have any ideas about British low.

  • @frankgardiner5002
    @frankgardiner5002 7 місяців тому +4

    Fook my best boots that the highest ranking security guard I've ever seen in my life a colonel no less and out on the front line with the troops 🤣🤣🤣think it's about time whoever teaches potential security needs to tell them basic laws such man with a cam

  • @sciwriter1
    @sciwriter1 7 місяців тому +5

    It's about time sia security learnt filming in public is lawful.

  • @simonsharkey7017
    @simonsharkey7017 7 місяців тому +4

    TLA wats the craic with the "Blue Badge" is theyre not any way you could find out where the HQ are for the blue badge and confront them on the non display of the said blue badge ???? keep up the good work makes my day watching your audits in my cab

    • @theDJtr1cky
      @theDJtr1cky 7 місяців тому

      www.gov.uk/report-security-staff-or-companies
      Everyone who watches the channel should report online 😊

  • @johngreen6191
    @johngreen6191 7 місяців тому +3

    The scary thing is that come another pandemic/emergency these security/SIA badge holders will be the law and order reps handing out fines. Great video. I like your style.

  • @m4rcmineh
    @m4rcmineh 7 місяців тому +4

    Power tripper....didn't know a random security guard can deny you entry for now unlawful reason 🤷‍♂️

    • @colingreer853
      @colingreer853 7 місяців тому

      Of course he can deny entry, same as a doorman can refuse entry to a pub or club for wearing trainers, jeans or not wearing a tie. Or merely because he suspects someone of being under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

  • @johngosnell-t4p
    @johngosnell-t4p 7 місяців тому +1

    ha ha ha chin the little muppet made me laff. i.m a laryngectomy and i nearly got my laffin voice back. that was funny.

  • @gordonadamson5854
    @gordonadamson5854 7 місяців тому +3

    security guard playing, soldiers, two pips and a crown does he think he’s a colonel? 😆

  • @1chiefg
    @1chiefg 7 місяців тому +5

    What worries me with all these places in London is how genuine tourists who don't know any better are treated by these security guards.

    • @Finggy
      @Finggy 7 місяців тому +1

      Tourist don't go around antagonising security guard's for no reason

  • @sniperHEX
    @sniperHEX 7 місяців тому +1

    The grey haired guy is wearing an elastic tie 😂😂

    • @olliebeak131
      @olliebeak131 7 місяців тому +1

      And it's round his neck, not his shirt...

  • @user-zm9gc1kt8b
    @user-zm9gc1kt8b 7 місяців тому +4

    Them museum fairy's were trying to stick you with their fossil

  • @krystalgazer5196
    @krystalgazer5196 7 місяців тому +7

    Why do they all look shit scared?.

    • @adiohead
      @adiohead 7 місяців тому +1

      Because it's London and not a safe place🤣

  • @Andysandymarsh
    @Andysandymarsh 7 місяців тому +4

    Why on earth is that security guard wearing the rank of a full Colonel lol

  • @alien1366
    @alien1366 День тому

    No entry for this man OOOOOO the power. 2 pips and a crown on his shoulder. That would be a colonel in the British Army

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 7 місяців тому +4

    Should of got some Peanuts for the Security Monkeys...

  • @JamieW-o7b
    @JamieW-o7b 7 місяців тому +3

    Tickets? That is pathetic, who would know that??? £25 for Westminster Abbey too.....whose country was it??

  • @MrAlanat
    @MrAlanat 7 місяців тому +4

    You would have thought that the British museum would have professionals with a smart uniform on security

  • @modgirl7242
    @modgirl7242 7 місяців тому +4

    What job are they actually getting paid for apparently just to bully and stand around

  • @jessede1970
    @jessede1970 7 місяців тому +5

    why are all security gaurds not from the uk!

    • @cassetoi09
      @cassetoi09 7 місяців тому +1

      Because he is in London, which has fallen.

    • @hassyg4083
      @hassyg4083 7 місяців тому +1

      all UK is same, most are former asylum seekers or foreign students in security work

    • @Finggy
      @Finggy 7 місяців тому

      Because the English don't want to do these jobs

    • @Finggy
      @Finggy 7 місяців тому

      @M-se5of oh yeah, how come your mum does then

  • @adeferranti4610
    @adeferranti4610 7 місяців тому +6

    Did you see all the pips on his shoulder 😅 he'll be commander in chief of the clown regiment Funny, l bet he took a pay cut just to wear them😅

  • @alechallwood512
    @alechallwood512 7 місяців тому +4

    Now i know these goons are only security but surely they should be trained in something so simple as being recorded

    • @28johann1
      @28johann1 7 місяців тому +1

      Incapable of being trained to do anything, i fear. I've seen more intelligence in pond life than this lot.

  • @RandomnessTube.
    @RandomnessTube. 7 місяців тому +3

    Why would they put big open doors in public view if they don't want the public to see what's going inside? they need to call a new architect to alter their problem.

  • @grahamsmith6053
    @grahamsmith6053 7 місяців тому +4

    why re you recording......why are you asking.......

  • @pauljackson1981
    @pauljackson1981 7 місяців тому +4

    Mrs Magoo tried to stop you

  • @jamesrawson6659
    @jamesrawson6659 7 місяців тому +4

    The amount of security guards that came were like flies around shite. What I didn’t like was that security guard inspector who the hell did he think he was. Also the member of public pushing his mouthy nose into what you were doing. The amount of tourists that London gets and I bet there are not many without a camera. Enjoyed your vid TLA.

    • @topcat1358
      @topcat1358 7 місяців тому

      james - "mouthy nose" - Great wordplay🤣🤣

  • @robertwickes2117
    @robertwickes2117 7 місяців тому +4

    No wonder things go missing

  • @svenpoletka5236
    @svenpoletka5236 7 місяців тому +2

    Jeez, they're not only unprofessional but just straight up nasty there

  • @JustAnotherThisDJ
    @JustAnotherThisDJ 7 місяців тому +3

    seems like your zoom also intensifies the sound in the area you zoom to is that right???

  • @mcscootie
    @mcscootie 7 місяців тому +4

    Candyman, Candyman, Candyman

  • @1969carlo
    @1969carlo 7 місяців тому +2

    Why are the security so unprofessional?

  • @kaynine1958
    @kaynine1958 7 місяців тому +11

    This is OUR British museum, WHY all the security, it wasnt like that a few years ago....the alarming rate of security placed everywhere only let's you know, we are heading for something dreadful.

    • @clivewiddall3430
      @clivewiddall3430 7 місяців тому +2

      It’s to get the unemployment figures down

    • @davidevans7797
      @davidevans7797 7 місяців тому +2

      And maybe a few MPs own security companies (or serious shares of)

    • @marypettyfer4640
      @marypettyfer4640 7 місяців тому +1

      I've just commented the same 😢so sad I remember how it was.

  • @Mark-ww9sb
    @Mark-ww9sb 6 місяців тому +1

    Who was guarding the museum when lorry loads of valuable exhibits were being illegally sold and the proceeds criminally shared between the perpetrators?

  • @seeitfilmit.2947
    @seeitfilmit.2947 7 місяців тому +1

    Had to put sunglasses on cos of the shine of baldy😂😂

  • @karinburt8168
    @karinburt8168 3 місяці тому

    Every time, they walk up to the camera to complain that they don't want to be filmed. Clown World is expanding everywhere. Their lack of self awareness is flabberghasting.

  • @paulrossbotham4359
    @paulrossbotham4359 7 місяців тому +4

    are these guys from the fossil department

  • @davidthomson8260
    @davidthomson8260 7 місяців тому +3

    What was with all the buttons on his epaulettes,he's security lol,not the commissioner of the met lol

  • @edrobins6739
    @edrobins6739 19 днів тому +1

    Hassling and winding up ordinary working people, poorly-paid security staff, to get some confrontation on video for clickcoin. Despicable.

  • @CallumWood-222
    @CallumWood-222 7 місяців тому +7

    Amazing work, TLA you should head up to Chadwell heath police there crazy up there.

  • @The.Occupier
    @The.Occupier 7 місяців тому +2

    Emotional 😂

  • @rickyraw5457
    @rickyraw5457 7 місяців тому +2

    Another cockroach in high viz but no SIA on display..... Very worrying indeed.....

  • @CharlesPiston
    @CharlesPiston 7 місяців тому +2

    3 Watts security company, not Bright enough

  • @28johann1
    @28johann1 7 місяців тому +1

    Yup - what another bunch of clowns. Could 'a buffoonery' be the Collective noun for gormless security guards?

  • @adrianbrowne7874
    @adrianbrowne7874 7 місяців тому +3

    "Is head is shinier than his shoes"! Great quote TLA!!😅😅

  • @garyconstant4234
    @garyconstant4234 7 місяців тому +2

    I felt for the bloke getting the ticket, he’s just trying to do his job and wasn’t there long but the vultures are always circling for easy picking 🙄

  • @philbeattie3978
    @philbeattie3978 7 місяців тому +1

    That's a Munchkin.

  • @terrancetexan5805
    @terrancetexan5805 7 місяців тому +3

    Tell the blonde wash lady that her hair will look good when it's finished.

  • @capabilitybrown2323
    @capabilitybrown2323 6 місяців тому +1

    Thought it was, ''A Day At The Museum'', then I thought, ''Fantasy Island'', when the wee guy came out, then I thought, '' Out Of Africa'' when the big, hand in front of the camera guy came out, then I thought, ''Mr Beanie'' when Mr friendly came out with the Beanie hat on, it certainly wasn't, ''The Professionals''.