MBMBaM 477: Crash Bandicoot’s Wallet Chain
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- If you open yourself up to it, love can find you in the strangest of places. In the meat aging attic. In Crash Bandicoot’s loaded back pocket. Or, in an unassuming serving of customizable, hastily baked authentic Italian pasta. Come, have a bowl. Reconnect.
Suggested talking points: Old Beef Jokes, Sporf, Damien Adultduck, The Raw Voice, Brown Sonic, Veggie Extravaganza, Tom Orrow, The Inside of Superman’s Mouth and Butt
Genuine applause to Travis for that opening bit, he essentially just decided to bomb horribly for six minutes straight and pulled it the hell off.
The basis of all Travis' comedy is committing hard to something that no one enjoys but him.
Some might say this is an ingenious means of ironic comedy. Others would say that he's just not funny.
@@kamalalsb7292 I genuinely think he does it to annoy Justin and Griffin, and also to give them something to poke fun at. The old beef thing for instance. Old Beef is nothing, but Justin and Griffin making fun of Travis for thinking it might be is pretty funny. Thats where the bit is, old beef is secretly.....RED HERRING! (lol)
*I WANT TO TALK ABOUT OLD BEEF*
should've been the episode title but they're cowards /j
I laughed so hard my JNCO jeans fell down and I broke my wallet chain
I always have fun imagining how loose the terms and language in the Money Zone contracts must be.
37:25 when the munch squad re-came out of unretirement, they brought Little Lord Birthday with them!
Oh is that what that is? lol I thought he was being Veruca Salt
Whenever a food business uses the words "The ____ experience" it's automatically comedy material
*the old beef experience*
I'm dying at the Bob Dylan discussion. I was once driving around with my cousin whit a Dylan song on the radio and after maybe twenty seconds or so she says "Who told Bob Dylan he could sing? Was somebody like, 'Bob, you got a really good voice, man'?" And I laughed for five minutes straight then, as I am laughing now. Brilliant songwriter. As a vocalist...leaves something to be desired.
Superman has been shot in the eyeball and the bullet just crumpled up and fell off without harming him. So, I'm sure his genitals are fine.
This is the second time they've talked about crash bandicoot's nuts
The McElboys finally get to talk about Cash Banooca
Crant Bindlecrumb
@@hollandscottthomas Cenidict Bumberbatch
Handledick snapplesnatch
Batty Crant Bendersnoot
Crashiferous Bandicootius
the intro genuinely had me in hysterics asdknmkzxc
Thank you Justin for valiantly trying to cut off the talk about Superman's nether regions at the end there
Aw beans. I read Crash Bandicoot and had Banjo Kazooey in my head
Griffin: WHERE MY RYANS
...ARE
...AT
Travis: Uh-huh.
i cannot *BEGIN* to describe how *WILDLY* uncomfortable 37:24 makes me
@Heavy Metal Collector really??
It looks like we got a new McElroy listener on our hands
It must've taken everything for them to not say Ryan Gosling should be called Billy. *Gentle weeping.*
microtransaction beef
Just got the Jamaican jerk season pass
Old beef?
rlly loving justin just absolutely losing it near the start
tyheres something abt that fucking high-pitched laugh-wheezing that just Gets Me yknow
that opening was absolute gold
That stupid soundboard will always make laugh uncontrollably
i see you trav with your firefly apple reference
Wtf does grif have perfect pitch ??
I CAME HERE TO ASK THE SAME THING HE SANG AN A PERFECTLY
Music boy, he make da musick
I Came Out to Have a Good Time and I'm Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now
Griffin's "ah! fuck!" from the box killed me. Best Money Zone I've heard in a long time.
Y’all see everything these brothers do in a totally different light since Griffin’s FSU speech or?
I literally thought 'wallet chain' was referring to some sort of cryptocurrency thing.
dear god thank you
right from the goddamn start
The Crash Bandicoot bit sounds like something straight out of Monster Factory
you can find a sporf making an earlier appearance than this podcast in the first Boxcar Children book
TORONTO!!!
31:16 i like to imagine travis is prying the flaps to a cardboard box open and griffin is batting his hands away from inside like a cat
I am sad that at 26:29 nobody said "that's a crashbandiHOOT"
Oh my god everyone is complaning about paper straws.
Acella cause they suck and are fucking stupid.
but if everyone's doing the same joke it stops being funny
Its not funny but just coincidental
Listening to Travis and the Boys™ talk about Croosh Baendykoot and other topics was a great way to start this work week (today's my Monday)
Lmfao the semi-back from retirement Munch Squad segment this episode was hysterical too!
This is now the best episode because Justin explained The Hold Steady. I will be showing this to ALL of my friends. Because they fucking HATE my music.
I have a fork that is engraved w an initial. Of my bf's old ex-best friend's last name. That's a one that makes me feel weird
I feel like Griffin has been calling Travis out for not being funny a lot lately
If by lately do you mean for years?
Don't take this as me disliking Travis, but I think that Travis is funnier when he's actually trying, rather than just throwing shit out.
I've noticed with this show J and G yes and each other, regardless of the nonsense but with Travis they just shut him down or call him unfunny and that's the joke. It's just the way they interact. Cuz both non middle brothers have for sure given less than old beef and gone very far with it lmao.
mae good
they are brothers. do you have siblings? theyre just ragging on eachother
As someone whose brother is named Ryan, 15:56 caught me completely off guard. I need to show him this immediately
The McElroys blew my cover, I was trying to lay low!
god the silverware discussion was VERY close to home
LEGENDARY OPENING
Sporfes exist and I own one, they’re in the camping section of like Walmart or target, tbh I don’t remember where I bought it, but it’s REAL!
Ryan George created the Ryan-verse so he gets to stay a Ryan
I'd say that they called Coco pulling out her phone for stuff in the new Crash game, but it came out like last year.
That Crash question must have been before the N. Sane Trilogy, but even so, there were a few Crash games that were a bit more recent. I'm not saying they were good, but they existed.
The Ryan talk fuckin intimidates me
Fuckin love Bob Dylan and HARD agree with how bad his voice has been since, like, 1977
You my boy griffo
I'm sorry but Travis deserves all the guff for his old beef
aw heck yah
'S just old meat
Hey, at least the episode lengths are right on HERE. All the podcast apps think the last 20ish episodes are 3-4x longer than they are and it's making tracking impossible. I'm at the end of my wits, I've googled and binged every permutation of "podcast length inaccurate" and I'm getting nothing. It's only mbmbam and it's insane and infuriating. The lengths are listed correctly (e.g. 55 minutes) UNTIL YOU CLICK ON THEM. Then they buffer and tell you the episode is 3:28:59 long and god help you is you try to skip back 10 seconds, because now you're in mystery time land where none of what anybody is saying matches up to the time they said it and you're suddenly 20 minutes back listening to stuff you've heard already. And you will NEVER find where you were so now you're just listening to the whole podcast again.
Yo, straws have always been pointless, paper or not. Their main use is for fruity cocktails and mate - for the second one they've figured out specialized metal straws/sieves several hundred years ago.
Wtf Griffin
Name changing is an arcane and stressful procedure. Also imagine being trans and the judge being like "ya sure?" fuck that judge, I'm not mad.
dry aged milk is cheese
Hey Justin, I will write a bespoke song or even album for you if you want to write lyrics and provide vocals.
Ads end at 33:16
boys PLEASE pay me to subtitle your videos oh my god, this could be a super easy way to make your podcast accessible to Deaf/HOH people PLEASE I JUST WANT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR PUNCHLINES AND ITS HARD WHEN Y'ALL TALK ALL OVER EACH OTHER AND AUTO-GENERATE IS REALLY BAD
PLUS auto-generate will just skip full minutes of audio, and doesn't read who is saying what so that gets confusing as fuck
@@summerdawn4060 They're working on getting all the podcasts transcribed!
yeah...things like that first bit are why travis is my least favorite brother lol. I still like him, its just, did he actually think that was...anything?
Does anyone know what Justin says at 3:34
It definitely sounds like “I was crying cause my brother”
"I was trying to help my brother" as in, he was trying to give Travis' bit some sort of traction but Griffin just plowed through it full speed ahead
hm so. if a vibrating tuning fork touches your teeth they all shatter. yall know that right?
I have done this (the reasons are unimportant), and my teeth didn't shatter. It just hurt a lot and felt very strange.
@@kwarra-an i think i will be the judge of whether the reasons are unimportant thank you very much, please furnish us with the details
I’m Ryan
Mineta Minoru has entered the chat
Kings of Leon have always sucked shit
AT LEAST FIFTH!
might as well be last
Llll
Solved this problem, named my kid Orion, so there.