3:53 - " If at E3... (breathing) If at E3, you show me a dragon, that breathes some fire, and-ah ya give me a pointy shtick to KEILL ET... THEN I'LL *BUY YOUR MACHINE!* "
“If at E3… you show me a dragon… that breathes some fire… and you give me a pointy stick to kill it… then I’ll buy your machine!” It’s the simplistic honesty of that line that makes me laugh. You can’t boil it down any more than that.
I believe it's being referred to as the "xbone" because of a picture on reddit a few weeks ago of a guy standing in front of the "xbox one" banner blocking the letters "ox" thus revealing "XBone".
Liam Simpson I know this is late but ps4 is better cause hardware and the fact xbone has more frame rate drops and stutters plus ps4 I'd the closest a console has ever come to matching pc specs
***** why would I want to watch tv on a console? I got a sky box for that. And I can use my remote to change channels. I cant stand voice control coz it only works 70% of the time. And the snap function, no... Just no. Xbox is an entertainment console and PS is a gaming console, which is why I like it better.
No im really not lol. I have a TV for watching TV, a laptop for the internet and a PS4 for games. My needs are that simple. Im not paying 100 more for something I already have!
We are the Atari master race, you are shit, your consoles are shit, deal with it. Resistance is futile, join us you can not stop us. Atari is the true master race and once all are in our cause the console wars will end and we can have one console, one race, one master race.
Half you "pc gods" got bullied in school anyway, great job, how much drooling and elbow grease did it take to build a pc with the help of a 4 part UA-cam video?
It was started on a computer tech forum talking about how terrible the new consoles are, he called it the XBone the host of a tech show that is also part of that forum mentioned it in that video, and the name stuck everywhere.
why????? because you have to buy each year a new pc to play better games ore upgrade every month and believe me each time when a game comes out on pc they have problems cause they have to update it ????
***** not entirely true, (honestly i hate the whole console war, pc elitest crap) you can do some research, and purchase parts to build your own pc, rather than a pre-built one where you will have to probably replace parts. I recommend watching Linustechtips channel if you are going to build your own pc, lots of great tips. Ive built my pc about 2 years ago, and maybe invested a total of $700 and I can play all the new games at ultra settings on 1980x1020p 60fps. if you get a good core processor, motherboard, cooling, and power, you probably wont have to ever replace them if you think ahead. your real investments are your processor, graphics card, and monitor. Even the graphics card can last you a long time (the processor you should not have to replace, just get one that has the performance you want (can be pricey though the more you want)) without having to be replaced. anyways what I am trying to say is that I have paid pretty much the same price as a console (i think less than the price of buying both consoles) and I am able to play all the same games (excepts console exclusives (the only real downfall)) with better performance, we also have access to online sales on Uplay, Origion, and Steam (many other sites as well). Food for thought.
"If at E3 you show me a dragon that breathes some fire and you give me a pointy stick to kill it, THEN I'LL BUY YOUR MACHINE!" This cracked me up far too much. You, big man, are brilliant. >:}
And here we are an the even of another generation of consoles. I wonder what Francis will say about the PS5? I wonder if we’ll see it this year and if it’ll be underpowered.
You're right making sports games are pretty pointless cuz you could just play them instead of playing them on Console that's stupid this is why I love you Boogie
So far, Wii U has better games that are exclusive to the console compared to the (currently) stale PS4 and Xbox One library. I have not regretted getting a Wii U since Day 1 as I knew what to expect and being a huge Nintendo fan; however, the other two consoles really don't have much I'm interested in that I can't get on PC.
Playstation beats Xbox every year. Why even talking about Nintendo's products, they can't seem to make any new games. They just make new machines and port over games from 1995 and hope that it works.
My mother visited and asked me to buy some eggs, then give the dog a bone. I misheard so she repeated: "eggs, bone." Suffice to say I proceeded to slap her.
Soccer is the sport commonly played throughout the world, involving two opposing teams and various rules, the most well known being that only the goalie may handle the ball during play, all other players must not use their arms to contact the ball. The word derives from the colloquial name for the English group "Association Soccer" where they would play this specific form of football. The more you know...
Just because of this video, I'm going to put a dragon that you have to kill with a pointy stick in my game that I am making. Amazingly entertaining video.
Truly was accurate for the time. Honestly I didn't give a crap about the Xbone at it's reveal thing. Why? I didn't care about sports. It did not interest me and that was all it was about. Last console generation I had all 3 systems. This one, I have PS4 and Wii U. Nothing has really caught me to go grab Xbone. Could just be my own preference. I liked PS4 for the exclusives like inFamous, Bloodborne, and Until Dawn. Nothing has caught me for Xbone. Oh well. If that's you console you want, more power to you. Clearly it has something that grabs you, but not me.
It seems to me that the only good from Getting Next Generation Consoles is that older games will become more rare. starting with this Next Generation, PS3 & 360 will act as Xbox Original & PS2 games, then those will act as PS1 & N64 Games, Then those games will act as Sega Genesis and SNES Games, then those games will act as NES games. Through time the older a game gets the more rare it becomes, because Most modern stores like Gamestop, walmart, Bestbuy etc will no longer carry them in stock
Titan Fall is Also on PC. PS4 games were already announced when they announced the console as opposed to E3. I was surprised to see FFXV, I tough it was dead. Anyway, you should also look into the game X for Wii U, another Mech game, quite good looking as well.
The fact that sales will drop exponentially... It wouldn't make much sense economically to backtrack on your customers, much like it wasn't in the first place so they started changing things. Not everybody is going to buy a console in the first 4 months, many people are still buying 360's and PS3's that have been out forever. It's all about trying to be innovative without losing your fan base, which is exactly what they started to do and reversed a lot of.
You were totally right about the pc being better. Although there was a lot of sports on the launch, games also came into play. I absolutly love deadrising and titanfall not to mention call of duty. You rock francis
I think one of the Xbox Dev or Major Nelson himself must have watched this video and immediately gone out and bought the Scalebound IP lol, as that game is pretty much what Francis describes in this video lol
"Your target audience is a mythical creature who doesn't exist"
Reason 9746 of why I love Boogie2988
"If at E3, you show me a dragon that breathes some fire... And you give me a pointy stick to kill it! Then ill buy your machine!!!!"
Priceless
I love it when he says "I'm not going to get mad". I pause, grab some popcorn and wait for the show to begin :)
"I like to fight dragons"- Francis 2013
The best part is always when Francis finally calms down at the end and delivers the punchline
As hilarious as this was, it's fucking accurate.
"I don't know what FIFA is I'm American." 😂
3:53 - " If at E3... (breathing) If at E3, you show me a dragon, that breathes some fire, and-ah ya give me a pointy shtick to KEILL ET... THEN I'LL *BUY YOUR MACHINE!* "
Windows 8 and Bing. Whoa that was a throwback!!
I'm not gonna get mad
2 minutes later he is fuming
That's Francis for you
Andrew Hooven I know but it's still funny.
“If at E3… you show me a dragon… that breathes some fire… and you give me a pointy stick to kill it… then I’ll buy your machine!” It’s the simplistic honesty of that line that makes me laugh. You can’t boil it down any more than that.
a built-in flesh light would be the only thing that would save the xbone
Francis, you are awesome. That is all.
I doont know what FIFA IS, im AMERICAN...
its football yankee
He was referencing the video...
*pisses on balls* Yep :(
"Your target demographic is a mythical creature!" haha this guy is awesome
I believe it's being referred to as the "xbone" because of a picture on reddit a few weeks ago of a guy standing in front of the "xbox one" banner blocking the letters "ox" thus revealing "XBone".
Lol I love this dude even if I had a shitty day I can sit down and laugh he's funny and actually makes a valid point
Every time he says me, he means every real gamer. Thank you Francis.
Either that or find a way to get me laid hahahahahaha this guy is gold
Does anyone else just want to give him a hug every now and then and say thank you?
what if I told you that it doesn't matter what console one has as long as they enjoy it..........yeah I'm going to get hated on now '--------'
No. you're right.
vapidd truth
Stfu
This had me in stitches. I was playing dungeons and dragons. Brilliant. You're awesome. Love your vids.
Mythical creature lol, he's some sort of bro dude who uses windows 8, I was on the floor in tears.
Francis *waves arms around *
My mom:he reminds me of a little t-rex
He's burning calories.
Ps4 and PC are better in my opinion.
No they aren't dumbass Xbox is better
Dimond HD ps4 is better because Microsoft is robbing you playing games and it cost money to play
Dimond HD he just doesn't get it
TheCourier pc rekt em all. ps4 rekt x1, wii u.
Liam Simpson I know this is late but ps4 is better cause hardware and the fact xbone has more frame rate drops and stutters plus ps4 I'd the closest a console has ever come to matching pc specs
I think the PS4 and Wii U are the best consoles so far. Great games.
Face palm
+TCM666 12 year old jokes
+TCM666 ............... What the FUCK did you just say.
+TCM666 Well the Xbox 360 is the best Xbox today. The Xbox one SUCKS!
+TCM666 Certainly agreed!
I feel like this is just as relevant today heading into the Ps5, xbox4 launch season
the wii u has backwards compatibility, virtual console gaming and smash bros 4. nuff said.
super smash bros is crap
+SarcasticScizor said everybody ever but nintendo fanboys
+sasamaster cod is crap
+Facepalm i highly dislike cod
+sasamaster Agreed.
i think he likes dragons
not sure, but i think he likes to fight dragons.
Funny. Where did you get that fat costume for your character?
He is pretty much what I expect 90% of the PS4 fanbase look and sound like.
And you're what i imagine 90% of the Xbox fanbase are, bunch of judgemental pricks.
***** I got a PS4 for one reason, it plays games better, and doesnt have shit on it that I already have.
Ok clearly you didnt read my last comment -_-
***** why would I want to watch tv on a console? I got a sky box for that. And I can use my remote to change channels. I cant stand voice control coz it only works 70% of the time. And the snap function, no... Just no. Xbox is an entertainment console and PS is a gaming console, which is why I like it better.
No im really not lol. I have a TV for watching TV, a laptop for the internet and a PS4 for games. My needs are that simple. Im not paying 100 more for something I already have!
what is your LoL summoner name?
We are the Atari master race, you are shit, your consoles are shit, deal with it. Resistance is futile, join us you can not stop us. Atari is the true master race and once all are in our cause the console wars will end and we can have one console, one race, one master race.
This was absolutely EPIC as FUCK. My favorite part was "either that, or find a way to get me laid". HAD MY ASS ROLLING LMFAO. Keep up the videos
He kind of reminds me of Jim Cornette
so many people triggered over this video xD they dont realise that this is his charecter and he has both condsoles : D
Allan Survo Boogie is the character, Francis is the real deal.
Half you "pc gods" got bullied in school anyway, great job, how much drooling and elbow grease did it take to build a pc with the help of a 4 part UA-cam video?
not a single video was watched in the making of this pc no drooling nor elbow grease either, it just takes half a brain which I know your short of.
Adam Fisher you're
Use correct punctuation so I can read your comment, then you can call me half-minded.
no
It's nice to come back and see you couldn't compose a simple comment that was smart enough for my time.
It was started on a computer tech forum talking about how terrible the new consoles are, he called it the XBone the host of a tech show that is also part of that forum mentioned it in that video, and the name stuck everywhere.
Funny to see the children fight among themselves while the PC gods laugh at their ignorance
why????? because you have to buy each year a new pc to play better games ore upgrade every month and believe me each time when a game comes out on pc they have problems cause they have to update it ????
***** Yeah... No...
***** not entirely true, (honestly i hate the whole console war, pc elitest crap) you can do some research, and purchase parts to build your own pc, rather than a pre-built one where you will have to probably replace parts. I recommend watching Linustechtips channel if you are going to build your own pc, lots of great tips. Ive built my pc about 2 years ago, and maybe invested a total of $700 and I can play all the new games at ultra settings on 1980x1020p 60fps. if you get a good core processor, motherboard, cooling, and power, you probably wont have to ever replace them if you think ahead. your real investments are your processor, graphics card, and monitor. Even the graphics card can last you a long time (the processor you should not have to replace, just get one that has the performance you want (can be pricey though the more you want)) without having to be replaced. anyways what I am trying to say is that I have paid pretty much the same price as a console (i think less than the price of buying both consoles) and I am able to play all the same games (excepts console exclusives (the only real downfall)) with better performance, we also have access to online sales on Uplay, Origion, and Steam (many other sites as well). Food for thought.
And the N64 Demons laugh at the PC gods ignorance
"pc gods" its a machine lmfao
I LOVE THE WII U :D
anyone who doesn't has never played it or is pretending they don't to look "cool"
Bet you regret that purchase now tho. 😎
@@PunkRockZombie205🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
If I buy another console it will be PS4
Garret1912 please tell me u didn’t
2:24 my friends hearing about me and my girlfriend lmao
"If at E3 you show me a dragon that breathes some fire and you give me a pointy stick to kill it, THEN I'LL BUY YOUR MACHINE!" This cracked me up far too much. You, big man, are brilliant. >:}
And here we are an the even of another generation of consoles. I wonder what Francis will say about the PS5? I wonder if we’ll see it this year and if it’ll be underpowered.
i love how he says sons of bitches at the end
I don't think I saw any fire-breathing dragons at XBox's E3 conference.
Bro is not happy
is he using one of his other voices cause he doesnt sound like this in his other vids
He actually got a special SFX team to mimic the likings of yourself, but then Francis asked "make it ten millions time less pimpley " and it was so.
You're right making sports games are pretty pointless cuz you could just play them instead of playing them on Console that's stupid this is why I love you Boogie
Dude your gonna pop a blood vessel if you don't calm down XD
So far, Wii U has better games that are exclusive to the console compared to the (currently) stale PS4 and Xbox One library. I have not regretted getting a Wii U since Day 1 as I knew what to expect and being a huge Nintendo fan; however, the other two consoles really don't have much I'm interested in that I can't get on PC.
You sound just like Beavis when he's ranting about never being getting laid
How does the first 3 min relate to console wars again?
He is being Francis, Francis is a character he created to prove points and be humorous.
0:39 "I'm not gonna get mad" Didn't take long to break that.
I keep reading this title as X - BONE
YOUR AWESOME FRANCIS
Holy crap Francis knows me , I'm the guy with the two year old who grew up with mario and now I share my love for nintendo with my son. O.O
Playstation beats Xbox every year. Why even talking about Nintendo's products, they can't seem to make any new games. They just make new machines and port over games from 1995 and hope that it works.
your easier to understand when your angry but you need to calm the hell down before you have a heart attack
This guy, knows how youtube works.
Thumbs up for you buddy.
watch this video this fall when Smash Bros. 4 comes out and realize why were we even doubting Nintendo
My mother visited and asked me to buy some eggs, then give the dog a bone. I misheard so she repeated: "eggs, bone."
Suffice to say I proceeded to slap her.
Soccer is the sport commonly played throughout the world, involving two opposing teams and various rules, the most well known being that only the goalie may handle the ball during play, all other players must not use their arms to contact the ball. The word derives from the colloquial name for the English group "Association Soccer" where they would play this specific form of football.
The more you know...
that lil sports dance thing made me LOL
I know he's mainly a comedian, but he brings up some bloody good points
I don't get it... I have both, and they look exactly the same to me.
This seemed to be only a rant about the Xbox One than a comparison between the Wii U, the Xbox One, and the PS4
DUDE I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!! I'm also mad at Apple for not marketing the iPhone for hardcore phone call makers
"if you show me a dragon, and a pointy stick to kill it...." Hilarious!
Just because of this video, I'm going to put a dragon that you have to kill with a pointy stick in my game that I am making.
Amazingly entertaining video.
Back when Francis was funny.
I don't think having dragons on Xbox one is going to solve Microsofts problem.
3:23 high five man, those were..the DAYS! xD
The only thing that machine is ever gonna suck is your money.
Truly was accurate for the time. Honestly I didn't give a crap about the Xbone at it's reveal thing. Why? I didn't care about sports. It did not interest me and that was all it was about. Last console generation I had all 3 systems. This one, I have PS4 and Wii U. Nothing has really caught me to go grab Xbone. Could just be my own preference. I liked PS4 for the exclusives like inFamous, Bloodborne, and Until Dawn. Nothing has caught me for Xbone. Oh well. If that's you console you want, more power to you. Clearly it has something that grabs you, but not me.
I think maybe Francis should stop chasing the "magic dragon"
"i am not going to get mad "he says face starts turning red
I know people are supposed to be laughing, but Francis drops a lot of fucking truth bombs in this video.
A voice for all video gamers alike, nj Francis !
Really love your vids man. They're awesome. Keep up friend.
i tough seeing the video thumbnail i tough the new mirosoft console name was "Xbone"
I thought it was the Xbone because people thought it was "dead"
Wii U sales jumped 875% after Xbone conference XD.
"I don't know what FIFA is I'm American" - Francis
It seems to me that the only good from Getting Next Generation Consoles is that older games will become more rare. starting with this Next Generation, PS3 & 360 will act as Xbox Original & PS2 games, then those will act as PS1 & N64 Games, Then those games will act as Sega Genesis and SNES Games, then those games will act as NES games. Through time the older a game gets the more rare it becomes, because Most modern stores like Gamestop, walmart, Bestbuy etc will no longer carry them in stock
Francis:"it gunna have beautiful emersive graphics"
Me: very funny
never really subscribed to Francis, but now, that time is over.
that's one of the minigames in kinect sports.
Titan Fall is Also on PC. PS4 games were already announced when they announced the console as opposed to E3. I was surprised to see FFXV, I tough it was dead. Anyway, you should also look into the game X for Wii U, another Mech game, quite good looking as well.
Dragons. Fire. and Marijuana. What a combo.
Your target demographic is a mythical creature it doesn't exist.😂😂
Aint in it for the Internet Dragon slaying, but I have to agree with Francis. Shit is about to go down the coming holiday.
The fact that sales will drop exponentially... It wouldn't make much sense economically to backtrack on your customers, much like it wasn't in the first place so they started changing things. Not everybody is going to buy a console in the first 4 months, many people are still buying 360's and PS3's that have been out forever. It's all about trying to be innovative without losing your fan base, which is exactly what they started to do and reversed a lot of.
You were totally right about the pc being better. Although there was a lot of sports on the launch, games also came into play. I absolutly love deadrising and titanfall not to mention call of duty. You rock francis
I thought XBone was short for X Box One
Boogie you are damn hilarious. "show me dragon that breathes fire..give me a pointy stick to kill it"....you my friend are damn great!
I think one of the Xbox Dev or Major Nelson himself must have watched this video and immediately gone out and bought the Scalebound IP lol, as that game is pretty much what Francis describes in this video lol