06:43 One example of a dangerous, inaccurate answer is that I googled “how to treat hypertension” and it gave me “how to treat hypotension” (Hint: they require mostly opposite things apart from safe exercise.)
I blame the daft medics of yesteryear for not making a VERY, clear distinction between the two! I bet a lot of medical professionals have mixed things up over the decades...😮
@WhoKnows892 "These are what we now vote for...wth.." I have to assume you are 9 years old. GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO TO BED! Ok. One.....ONE drink of water.... FUCK....OK Cold water. go to bed please. or I will play Samuel Jackson bedtime stories on 10. Do you want me to do THAT again?
the crash sensing technology in smart wearables really is something. in my town, fire crews were dispatched when an elderly person's iphone called 911 and reported they were in a car crash. and were able to successfully help them pick their iphone up off the floor.
Hey, don't make fun of "smart" watches. I just love it when my "smart" watch buzzes to let me know that I'm walking. How would I know that I'm walking if it didn't tell me?
My sons got me an applewatch because of the "fall detection". Well, it went off and almost called 911 when I was pulling some weeds. Then, when my stepladder collapsed and I fell hard, it did not even notice🙄
Copyright is a freaking nightmare on YT - they'd be forever trying so secure broadcast rights to whatever numbers the band performs on a given night . . . and getting the rights days later, after paying royalties for them.
SoftBank's technology reminds me of a scene in _Star Trek: The Motion Picture_ in which a Federation outpost intercepts a Klingon transmission and runs it through the universal translator. The Klingon is speaking very forcefully with a lot of harsh, abrupt sounds while the translator calmly says, "... believe luminescent cloud to be an enormous energy field...".
Is this Why Uhura and Scotty had the books out and she was speaking Klingonese into the commlink? It was just not authentic enough, they'd spot it... I haven't watched it in years. Think it was The Undiscovered Country, the one with the Klingons but In can't be sure. Klingons are great.
New Yorker cartoons are amazing… My favorite New Yorker cartoon is one my mom had framed and put in her apartment. It shows two acrobats at the point where the guy is supposed to catch the girl, but he’s handing her a bouquet of flowers. My mom said that she framed it because he never bought her flowers but was always there for her. They will be married 56 years next month. And he did give her flowers sometimes… just not always on time
Just to mention that "Assenmacher" comes from the word "Achsenmacher" = "axle builder" ... Poor Dennis, he perhaps never thought he'd make it into an American Late Night Show.
That was so tasteless... I'm surprised they resort to a level of comedy even in American standards can be classified as "mean semi-intelligent 8 year old"
@@most-average-atheletebro, Germans are not that damn sensitive. He won’t cry into his pillow over being called Dennis buttmaker. It’s a childish joke, but it’s not mean lol.
@@vickywitton1008 I'm not sure I really get it either... like, presumably the dog has 3 wishes, and is just asking the genie to throw the stick... and the genie thinks it's a trivial petition? Maybe the genie has to go back in the bottle after that, and is struggling with a moral dilemma
@@vickywitton1008 Genie is looking forward to flexing his talent - and all he's gotten so far is toss a stick, twice. It's funny because we all know that he's about to be disappointed.
I agree that the dog joke was hilarious. I think the explanation is simpler in that all the dog wants is the stick to be thrown to him. He doesn’t realize that there’s much more that he could be asking for. I don’t think the Genie is having a moral dilemma or disappointed that he could be doing more.
Also, a sundae with Ruby Tuesday's hickory bourbon sauce (vanilla ice cream and bacon) is also tasty--but that was my own concoction. It's not something you can buy at Ruby Tuesday's--yet!!!
decades ago I had a french Boss (chief engineer) and I mentioned to him that we had too much slop on this mechanical design (assembly). He was instantly mad at me for suggesting his design had pig food - an insult? He calmed down when I explained it was just play between parts. "Slop" for AI is closer to pig food.
I recently asked an AI about a quote I vaguely remembered the gist of. It gave me a homophobic twist of the actual quote I was looking for. My biggest fear is not AI taking over. It is AI turning into that drunk uncle at Thanksgiving and too many people thinking it's safe to let it drive you home.
@@IwantalloftheinformationHe's moral within the confine of CBS. He has been avoiding the Israel and Palestine situation the entire time. Only Job Stewart and John Oliver talk about them
@@JC_923 Yeah but I'm about to be really honest here, the only reason we care about Israel is because it is the number 1 foothold of the west that it is in the middle east, which still has the oil infrastructure to supply a majority to east and west.
There is still hope for humanity. A competition for an AI generated image of nature was won by an actual real photograph taken by a human being. His "image" was selected as being the most creative by a panel of people, although he was disqualified as soon as he revealed it wasn’t AI.
The glue on pizza reference was actually pulled by the AI from an onion article from 11 years ago. AI doesn't know the difference between satire and actual facts
@@OffWhiteDaz A lot of People also struggle to understand sarcasm in 'just text'. Also there's a taxi meme where people with different cultural backgrounds text - in perfect English - and fail to communicate the sentiment they intended. All due to lost context, body language, personability and inflections. AI or aliens, who will crack the meme language quicker I wonder? Darmok and Picard at Tenagra!
Thank you to Stephen and his staff for making me laugh during tough times. ❤ My pup isn’t feeling well, and the laughter provides much needed distraction and joy.
@@TheCatBilbo Yes, but Gary Larson would have showed what happened AFTER the third throw. He was a genius but he was also mean :) No heart-warming moments there
That $222 order of mucnuggets happened to me (actually to my grandpa) when I was a kid, but it wasn't AI, OR a McDonald's. Went to white castle drive-thru, I asked for a 20pc chicken ring and a med sack of onion chips. Somewhere in there that became 20 orders of chicken ring (20pc) and a sack of onion chips (like one paper bag's worth) so maybe AI isn't the problem, the fact that we use number qty in a product name is
AI is an awfully misleading term for the way these large learning models are being used. A better term might be Plagiarism Integrating Synthesis System.
I noticed how when Stephen was talking to himself (6:12) he said 'nailed it COL-bert' and not 'col-BERR'. My understanding is that's how the rest of his family pronounces it, and the 'french-isation' version is really just his 'stage name'.
That's correct, so when he uses his family-pronunciation, he's letting us in on his "true interior voice"... scripted of course for the joke. But, I love it. !!
05:58 -- Dear gods... I'm finally at the age where I don't understand what the kids are saying. I feel a sudden need to take up golf, and build model airplanes in my garage while listening to Scenes From A Memory, and smoke a pipe.
I'm over forty myself, but I'm pretty sure that 'rizz' is an abbreviation of charisma and is used to refer to people who have style. And 'mid' just means 'unimpressive'.
@@vapx0075 I did think it was good, but unfortunately no one else did. Imagine my shock when Wendys tested this out for a very limited time a couple of years later
everytime i google some mundane yet specific problem i run across shit articles with excessive bulletpoints which just dramatically switch topic mid-article based on some word-association. of course SEO'd to the top of my results
Every time this segment comes up, I obnoxiously make the “ohh ohhhhjh ohh” noise that the terminator coffee maker makes. I of course, get a dirty look from my wife every time…😂
@@ThatOpalGuy he's called Louis and yes he's great, and it's unfair he has to replace Jon baptist, he is awesome. But let's give Loius the love he deserves.
"Buttmaker", haha funny. But an "Assenmacher" back in the day was a person that built the axis' of carriages. "Asse" = "axis", "Macher" = "builder". Axis builder.
@@veganbutcherhackepeter If you don't get how Axis maker = Hitler you have no sense of humor. So sad. Besides asse means AXLE in German, not axis. And the name Assenmacher would more translate into Cartwright. Asse was also a German word that meant cart or wagon in the middle ages.
@@robo5013 Yes, now I get it. And I don't know the difference between 'axis' and 'axle'. To me they represent the same thing. I'm not a native English speaker.
I agree 💯 with the dog. As for the bacon on ice cream, I think the likelihood of clients messing with the AI in hopes of getting free stuff is so close to 100% there's no real difference.
AI Slop is a great term. I now have a name for a UA-cam video of a McDonald's commercial made by AI that give me nightmares even weeks after having watched it.
SOFTBANK... The surprisingly innovative Japanese company that offered smartphones about 5 years before any other cell phone provider in Japan. And also you can't quit your contract... Ever
google's ai told people it's safe to leave dogs in a hot car "the temp will be roughly the same inside and outside the car" Both things of which being completely untrue.
@@derrickstorm6976 and it's called an ellipsis. Can occur at the end of the sentence or in the midst of it. Go bother someone else, Trolski. It denotes a hesitation; commas or dashes on the other hand, yes, THEY denote pauses. Do you know the difference between an Em dash and a En dash?
I remember when playing WoW, back in around 2010, hearing people referring to players with bad gaming skills, as bots, so it is at the very least, more than one decade old.
Bacon on ice cream actually sounds good. But real ice cream with chocolate and caramel, not that machine extruded soft serve available at a certain fast food chain on the rare occasion the machine is not broken.
5:58-6:08 . . . *cracks knuckles* Let's see if I'm still young. Mid: "mid-tier"; mediocre Rizz: "romantic charisma"; basically knowing what to say/do to be a Cassanova Gagged: amazed Low-key: unassuming, not flashy/elaborate (pretty self-explanatory) GOATed: someone/something that is the Greatest Of All Time ("GOAT") Situationship: basically a relationship but not "officially" a relationship or identified as a relationship by the people involved With Vibes: with a chill and/or emotionally resonant feeling Not sure how accurate all of that is, but there you go.
I don't like how the Google and Facebook AI's can't be disabled, so we are stuck with their content. So I report them as much as a can. I'm curious of what FB employees think of their AI being reported as drug sales.
That Papa John's glue reference is spot on. Rubber cheese attached to chewing gum dough. Has been the worst pizza in the country since the first store opened. It's designed for people who love Chuck E Cheese pizza and just smoked an elbow.
These wrenches thrown in the gears of our system in coordination, domestically and internationally, so clearly by such ludicrous characters and so in front of our eyes! For the system to break may be their goal? I'm starting to wonder if crossed fingers for me and we when reciting all the patriotic pledges and oaths recited proudly as Americans. Maybe we recited for the reason of this moment. I speak for myself only.
I asked google what the LD50 (median lethal dose) was for falls from height. The AI said four stories, or 48 feet. If the floors are farther apart, a lethal fall could be 64 feet. I read it a bunch of times.
You actually DID nail it, Stephen. You are not old. *pat pat*
06:43
One example of a dangerous, inaccurate answer is that I googled “how to treat hypertension” and it gave me “how to treat hypotension” (Hint: they require mostly opposite things apart from safe exercise.)
You say “dangerous” and “inaccurate” as if they’re negatives.
Shock horror! Did you get bad medical advice from Google? You should report that to someone.
I blame the daft medics of yesteryear for not making a VERY, clear distinction between the two! I bet a lot of medical professionals have mixed things up over the decades...😮
@@michaels2219 Haha!
@WhoKnows892 "These are what we now vote for...wth.."
I have to assume you are 9 years old.
GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO TO BED!
Ok. One.....ONE drink of water.... FUCK....OK Cold water.
go to bed please. or I will play Samuel Jackson bedtime stories on 10. Do you want me to do THAT again?
Bacon on ice cream and $222 of McNuggets sounds like someone who has smoked too much of their 5 lbs of weed.
Nice callback
@@ACuriousSquirrel thanks 😊
😂😂
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Only 5?
the crash sensing technology in smart wearables really is something. in my town, fire crews were dispatched when an elderly person's iphone called 911 and reported they were in a car crash. and were able to successfully help them pick their iphone up off the floor.
Off the Floor, Ha Ha Ha, but not Funny to the FIRE department 🤣
@@anthonettedillard3999 oh, no. nobody was hurt, so it can be funny to everyone.
I love how Stephen uses his platform to lift up and celebrate other artists.
Hey, don't make fun of "smart" watches. I just love it when my "smart" watch buzzes to let me know that I'm walking. How would I know that I'm walking if it didn't tell me?
Just as in that recent episode of Dr Who lol
My sons got me an applewatch because of the "fall detection". Well, it went off and almost called 911 when I was pulling some weeds. Then, when my stepladder collapsed and I fell hard, it did not even notice🙄
Thank you for crediting the musicians - they sound great! And it would not hurt to hear them some more... and more... AND MORE PLEASE!
Copyright is a freaking nightmare on YT - they'd be forever trying so secure broadcast rights to whatever numbers the band performs on a given night . . . and getting the rights days later, after paying royalties for them.
1. "Throw stick!"
2. "Throw stick!"
3. "I never meet Kristi Noem!"
❤
😂
Ya you don't want to meet that gravel pit
Haha
Perfect
SoftBank's technology reminds me of a scene in _Star Trek: The Motion Picture_ in which a Federation outpost intercepts a Klingon transmission and runs it through the universal translator. The Klingon is speaking very forcefully with a lot of harsh, abrupt sounds while the translator calmly says, "... believe luminescent cloud to be an enormous energy field...".
Is this Why Uhura and Scotty had the books out and she was speaking Klingonese into the commlink? It was just not authentic enough, they'd spot it... I haven't watched it in years. Think it was The Undiscovered Country, the one with the Klingons but In can't be sure.
Klingons are great.
New Yorker cartoons are amazing…
My favorite New Yorker cartoon is one my mom had framed and put in her apartment. It shows two acrobats at the point where the guy is supposed to catch the girl, but he’s handing her a bouquet of flowers. My mom said that she framed it because he never bought her flowers but was always there for her. They will be married 56 years next month. And he did give her flowers sometimes… just not always on time
Just to mention that "Assenmacher" comes from the word "Achsenmacher" = "axle builder" ... Poor Dennis, he perhaps never thought he'd make it into an American Late Night Show.
That was absolutely not very nice. Surprised at Steven to stoop that low.
and in Germany (where the Leibniz institute is) the only meaning of "Ass" is Ace. So the joke is extra lame also
It is really disgusting to put a researcher into the spotlight like that. He is not a public figure, after all.
That was so tasteless... I'm surprised they resort to a level of comedy even in American standards can be classified as "mean semi-intelligent 8 year old"
@@most-average-atheletebro, Germans are not that damn sensitive. He won’t cry into his pillow over being called Dennis buttmaker. It’s a childish joke, but it’s not mean lol.
People still don't understand that social problems cannot be solved technically, because bad behavior is not a technical problem.
…yet.
That dog joke was brilliant.
Dumb question, what makes it brilliant?
I didn't get it!
@@vickywitton1008 I'm not sure I really get it either... like, presumably the dog has 3 wishes, and is just asking the genie to throw the stick... and the genie thinks it's a trivial petition? Maybe the genie has to go back in the bottle after that, and is struggling with a moral dilemma
@@vickywitton1008 Genie is looking forward to flexing his talent - and all he's gotten so far is toss a stick, twice. It's funny because we all know that he's about to be disappointed.
I agree that the dog joke was hilarious. I think the explanation is simpler in that all the dog wants is the stick to be thrown to him. He doesn’t realize that there’s much more that he could be asking for. I don’t think the Genie is having a moral dilemma or disappointed that he could be doing more.
“Slop” is an appropriate choice of word.
Indeed. I am so sick of AI. Can't wait for it to go the way of crypto.
It really seems appropriate that I have been getting ads for an AI-assisted service to help self-publishers create their books. IOW, 'slop'.
Boy! Now I am feeling old, for most of my life, if a TV host said
"Eat a bag of ass" ,people would be screaming for the electric chair! Haha😜
I have eaten a bacon sundae, candied bacon on vanilla ice cream with a maple syrup drizzle. Quite good.
Yeah, McDonald's probably didn't want the AI to increase customer expectations of having tasty food.
Also, a sundae with Ruby Tuesday's hickory bourbon sauce (vanilla ice cream and bacon) is also tasty--but that was my own concoction. It's not something you can buy at Ruby Tuesday's--yet!!!
Were you in Canada??
Hellz yeah, I'll try some ice cream bacon!🤘
@@shinyshinythings No, Arizona.
decades ago I had a french Boss (chief engineer) and I mentioned to him that we had too much slop on this mechanical design (assembly). He was instantly mad at me for suggesting his design had pig food - an insult? He calmed down when I explained it was just play between parts. "Slop" for AI is closer to pig food.
Music makes the world go round , music is the icing on the cake, and it continues to add memories of certain moments in my life.
I recently asked an AI about a quote I vaguely remembered the gist of. It gave me a homophobic twist of the actual quote I was looking for.
My biggest fear is not AI taking over. It is AI turning into that drunk uncle at Thanksgiving and too many people thinking it's safe to let it drive you home.
Extra 👍
Colbert is just consistently good.
As are his writers👍👍 I mean, just saying..
He strikes me as a genuinely moral person trying his best to be an enlightened improver of people's moods.
@@IwantalloftheinformationHe's moral within the confine of CBS. He has been avoiding the Israel and Palestine situation the entire time. Only Job Stewart and John Oliver talk about them
@@JC_923 Yeah but I'm about to be really honest here, the only reason we care about Israel is because it is the number 1 foothold of the west that it is in the middle east, which still has the oil infrastructure to supply a majority to east and west.
@@JC_923odd the other genocides get ignored. I guess it takes one that hits a person's political biases to get noticed.
Yes many talented people on this show. And also the writing staff
There is still hope for humanity. A competition for an AI generated image of nature was won by an actual real photograph taken by a human being. His "image" was selected as being the most creative by a panel of people, although he was disqualified as soon as he revealed it wasn’t AI.
As an artist…what a crazy upside-down…everything…just…ugh…
💙
Isn't it ironic???
Excellent activism by the artist.
"Nailed it! You are not old!" And because of the way he said it, I laughed and laughed and laughed! 🤣🤣🤣
Casein is used in pizza and in glue. We are not mad at AI for getting it wrong. We are mad at AI for noticing what we are doing.
We use water in industrial solvents and in baby food. I don't think this formula of statement is the indictment you think it is.
The glue on pizza reference was actually pulled by the AI from an onion article from 11 years ago. AI doesn't know the difference between satire and actual facts
@@OffWhiteDaz A lot of People also struggle to understand sarcasm in 'just text'. Also there's a taxi meme where people with different cultural backgrounds text - in perfect English - and fail to communicate the sentiment they intended. All due to lost context, body language, personability and inflections.
AI or aliens, who will crack the meme language quicker I wonder? Darmok and Picard at Tenagra!
Slop isnt new slang. Its a metaphor for terrible stuff, such as the quality of food traditionally fed to pigs.
'Swill' is another good one.
'Slop' may be particularly apt, as it could connote 'sloppy work' as well. (Or even 'slopping out'.)
Gaining a new meaning is a development of the word.
@wordzmyth yeah but the new meaning is basically the same as the original.
@@juliachatwin3907 Dare I say "Applicable" to a new situation?
@vapx0075 sure, but ultimately I see very little difference in the general use of the word between generations.
Thank you to Stephen and his staff for making me laugh during tough times. ❤ My pup isn’t feeling well, and the laughter provides much needed distraction and joy.
That cartoon was epic.
Definite shades of Gary Larson - I love that surreal, thinking humour.
Meh
@@TheCatBilbo Yes, but Gary Larson would have showed what happened AFTER the third throw. He was a genius but he was also mean :) No heart-warming moments there
Brilliant cartoon. The classic New Yorker cartoon vibe, for sure.
..."nailed it ...I'm not old"!! Love u Steven!!!
5:59 - 6:26 Colbert nailed it 👏🏆👏
No, no, Stephen! Bacon on ice cream is never a mistake! Let me explain it this way. You had me at BACON!
Nailed it Colbert.
That $222 order of mucnuggets happened to me (actually to my grandpa) when I was a kid, but it wasn't AI, OR a McDonald's.
Went to white castle drive-thru, I asked for a 20pc chicken ring and a med sack of onion chips.
Somewhere in there that became 20 orders of chicken ring (20pc) and a sack of onion chips (like one paper bag's worth) so maybe AI isn't the problem, the fact that we use number qty in a product name is
Wow, Stephen you keep me Sane with Laughter!! 🤣
AI is an awfully misleading term for the way these large learning models are being used. A better term might be Plagiarism Integrating Synthesis System.
ISWYDT
Hah, I see what you did there, and I like it.
Heh.
murder straw is it better term for gun but here we are
I’ve just been calling it copyright laundering, but I love your acronym
I noticed how when Stephen was talking to himself (6:12) he said 'nailed it COL-bert' and not 'col-BERR'. My understanding is that's how the rest of his family pronounces it, and the 'french-isation' version is really just his 'stage name'.
That's correct, so when he uses his family-pronunciation, he's letting us in on his "true interior voice"... scripted of course for the joke. But, I love it. !!
He didn't say Colbert
05:58 -- Dear gods... I'm finally at the age where I don't understand what the kids are saying. I feel a sudden need to take up golf, and build model airplanes in my garage while listening to Scenes From A Memory, and smoke a pipe.
You're just a few years from being a Republican, and dying alone despised by everyone you know.
I'm over forty myself, but I'm pretty sure that 'rizz' is an abbreviation of charisma and is used to refer to people who have style. And 'mid' just means 'unimpressive'.
Well at my age I certainly am smoking a pipe !🍀🌴
Ask ai to xlate😅
lol, god beliefs preclude you from needing to think about anything, just relax.
I worked at Wendys in high school around 2010 and I would be lying if I said I never experimented with bacon on their frosty
I mean you were still young, that's the time for experimentation.
... why did you leave the story unfinished? I want to know if you thought it was good!
@@vapx0075 I did think it was good, but unfortunately no one else did. Imagine my shock when Wendys tested this out for a very limited time a couple of years later
If bot is an insult they must really hate it when I call them vacuum cleaners and toasters
everytime i google some mundane yet specific problem i run across shit articles with excessive bulletpoints which just dramatically switch topic mid-article based on some word-association. of course SEO'd to the top of my results
Yes 'Slop' is a bit more socially acceptable than Shit which is a more accurate description .
Every time this segment comes up, I obnoxiously make the “ohh ohhhhjh ohh” noise that the terminator coffee maker makes. I of course, get a dirty look from my wife every time…😂
My wife says "Can I help?"
Better in front of the TV than in the bedroom.
I gotta say...the AI got my order wrong WAY less frequently than actual employees trying to hear me through their terrible voicebox.
That could be an accent thing though.
I wonder if Dennis "Buttmaker" knows that his name is now officially Dennis Buttmaker 🤣
You said Pod Save America and I sang "LOVIT OR LEAVIT, LOVIT OR LEAVIT" 😅❤
I miss Jean Baptiste and his little piano flourishes.
Same, he had such a unique flair, it's very noticeable that hes gone. I love the new band too tho, I just miss Jean.
Yea there's clearly no replacing Jon
Ditto, but the other guy is pretty talented as well
@@ThatOpalGuy he's called Louis and yes he's great, and it's unfair he has to replace Jon baptist, he is awesome.
But let's give Loius the love he deserves.
@@INeyxI just because you corrected someone on a name, its Jon Batiste, not Jean baptist
"Buttmaker", haha funny. But an "Assenmacher" back in the day was a person that built the axis' of carriages. "Asse" = "axis", "Macher" = "builder". Axis builder.
Fellow jackal?
If not, you should watch Corrections with Seth Meyers, starting from the beginning of course.
Sooo... Hitler?
@@robo5013 Ah, yes. The all defeating Hitler argument. 🙄
How old are you? 5?
@@veganbutcherhackepeter If you don't get how Axis maker = Hitler you have no sense of humor. So sad. Besides asse means AXLE in German, not axis. And the name Assenmacher would more translate into Cartwright. Asse was also a German word that meant cart or wagon in the middle ages.
@@robo5013 Yes, now I get it. And I don't know the difference between 'axis' and 'axle'. To me they represent the same thing. I'm not a native English speaker.
2:51 "The Golden Girls" is STILL not available on Blu-ray! Stephen Colbert, please stand up against this tragedy!
I work in customer service and honestly would not mind that voice-softening tech for my calls. 😅
Top of your game Colbert Fam
Life's like a mayonnaise soda
Life's like space without room
Life's like bacon and ice cream
That's what life's like without you
Oh, ♫ _"What's Good"_ (Lou Reed).
Not ♫ _"You're The Cream In My Coffee",_ after all.
Thanks. One learns something every day.
I watched Colbert Report and loved the format ❤❤❤
Bacon on ice cream sounds pretty good to me….
I agree 💯 with the dog. As for the bacon on ice cream, I think the likelihood of clients messing with the AI in hopes of getting free stuff is so close to 100% there's no real difference.
JennyFromHr says "Send me a check" Your team has been snagging my grubs for YEARS! Good taste.
Wanna freak everyone out ? Throw your i-watch in the dryer.
“You’re not old” 😂😂😂
Glad Stephen is finally on the level of us 40yo Gen Z whippersnappers.
Since when is a 40 year old a gen z 😅
@@2332Stephen I think they were being facetious 😅
Calling someone a bot to razz them has been around for over 25 years. Late 90's at least.
AI Slop is a great term. I now have a name for a UA-cam video of a McDonald's commercial made by AI that give me nightmares even weeks after having watched it.
The cyborgasm coffe machine should be made for real!
You want creamer with that?
I just said I wanted that coffee machine. They need to make it asap!
SOFTBANK... The surprisingly innovative Japanese company that offered smartphones about 5 years before any other cell phone provider in Japan. And also you can't quit your contract... Ever
So, that explains this new feature.
Great band thank you Stephen Colbert an crew
google's ai told people it's safe to leave dogs in a hot car "the temp will be roughly the same inside and outside the car"
Both things of which being completely untrue.
The problem is going to be that AI starts to feed itself on its own slop…and it will really wish it read the fine print in the Apple EULA!
None of those boxes had stop lights. They were all go lights.
I'm ready-waiting-and-willing... for my cyborgasm. 😉
That's not how to write pausing in a sentence...
@@derrickstorm6976
Reads like a dog with its tongue hanging out begging for a treat. Little bit sloppyish.😅
@@derrickstorm6976 troll say what?
@@derrickstorm6976 and it's called an ellipsis. Can occur at the end of the sentence or in the midst of it. Go bother someone else, Trolski. It denotes a hesitation; commas or dashes on the other hand, yes, THEY denote pauses. Do you know the difference between an Em dash and a En dash?
Definitely AI 😂
Bot has been an insult for years now.
I remember when playing WoW, back in around 2010, hearing people referring to players with bad gaming skills, as bots, so it is at the very least, more than one decade old.
Artificial indeed. Intelligent it ain't.
Someone should really build that coffee maker..
Bacon on ice cream actually sounds good. But real ice cream with chocolate and caramel, not that machine extruded soft serve available at a certain fast food chain on the rare occasion the machine is not broken.
In Asia is never broken😅
The writers need a raise for this one 😂❤
"Dennis Buttmaker" Sounds like something you wouldn't want to look up.
😁
5:58-6:08 . . . *cracks knuckles* Let's see if I'm still young.
Mid: "mid-tier"; mediocre
Rizz: "romantic charisma"; basically knowing what to say/do to be a Cassanova
Gagged: amazed
Low-key: unassuming, not flashy/elaborate (pretty self-explanatory)
GOATed: someone/something that is the Greatest Of All Time ("GOAT")
Situationship: basically a relationship but not "officially" a relationship or identified as a relationship by the people involved
With Vibes: with a chill and/or emotionally resonant feeling
Not sure how accurate all of that is, but there you go.
5:58 Damn, that's a lot of slop.
"..you are not old.." ..isnt the intro of this segment a reference to a 40 years old movie? XD
That latest slang: don't you think it's totally spam? It's lubricated!
Well, I'm phasing...
My Jeannieologist said I was rubbing the lamp the wrong way
I love how some people don't get the genie-dog cartoon
Wait what? Really?
Please enlighten us then...
5:58 God this is almost as bad as Skibidi Biden
I can throw it a third time 😂
Good morning stephen colbert fans
Pod save 🇺🇸. 😁👏❤️
Google knows my favorite foods that end with 'um': applum, bananum and coconut.
I don't like how the Google and Facebook AI's can't be disabled, so we are stuck with their content. So I report them as much as a can. I'm curious of what FB employees think of their AI being reported as drug sales.
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I think the glue answer makes complete sense.
The IA was probably trained based on the videos of people eating Tide pods
Lake Street Dive? I first mistook the name for Park Way Drive and was like "What that's awesome" too bad though. :-D
So proud of you, Daniel! I still boycott Subway in your honor.
Nice!
That Papa John's glue reference is spot on. Rubber cheese attached to chewing gum dough. Has been the worst pizza in the country since the first store opened. It's designed for people who love Chuck E Cheese pizza and just smoked an elbow.
I love hot fudge sundaes with bacon :D
I actually love that AI is trolling us😄😄😄😄
Only Colbert can do childish humour for adults that well 😂
Did anyone else notice that Stephen pronounced his last name with the 'T' at the end?
6:12
Cyborg? I represent that remark! 🦾🦿🔩
I learned somewhere that they actually do use glue to make the cheese look stickier... for photoshoots
interesting jokes, interesting subjects ! ... 😊👍
Stephen, have you ever thought of making a real coffee machine in the image of The Terminator? I bet it would sell like crazy.
These wrenches thrown in the gears of our system in coordination, domestically and internationally, so clearly by such ludicrous characters and so in front of our eyes!
For the system to break may be their goal?
I'm starting to wonder if crossed fingers for me and we when reciting all the patriotic pledges and oaths recited proudly as Americans. Maybe we recited for the reason of this moment. I speak for myself only.
6:09 Stephen turning into Bernie Sanders.
I asked google what the LD50 (median lethal dose) was for falls from height. The AI said four stories, or 48 feet. If the floors are farther apart, a lethal fall could be 64 feet.
I read it a bunch of times.