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  • @goronska
    @goronska 7 місяців тому +131

    You actually DID nail it, Stephen. You are not old. *pat pat*

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR 7 місяців тому +175

    06:43
    One example of a dangerous, inaccurate answer is that I googled “how to treat hypertension” and it gave me “how to treat hypotension” (Hint: they require mostly opposite things apart from safe exercise.)

    • @michaels2219
      @michaels2219 7 місяців тому +2

      You say “dangerous” and “inaccurate” as if they’re negatives.

    • @rebelaqua823
      @rebelaqua823 7 місяців тому +4

      Shock horror! Did you get bad medical advice from Google? You should report that to someone.

    • @TheCatBilbo
      @TheCatBilbo 7 місяців тому +1

      I blame the daft medics of yesteryear for not making a VERY, clear distinction between the two! I bet a lot of medical professionals have mixed things up over the decades...😮

    • @OakleyMoodie
      @OakleyMoodie 7 місяців тому

      @@michaels2219 Haha!

    • @OakleyMoodie
      @OakleyMoodie 7 місяців тому +2

      @WhoKnows892 "These are what we now vote for...wth.."
      I have to assume you are 9 years old.
      GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO TO BED!
      Ok. One.....ONE drink of water.... FUCK....OK Cold water.
      go to bed please. or I will play Samuel Jackson bedtime stories on 10. Do you want me to do THAT again?

  • @timalice-2833
    @timalice-2833 7 місяців тому +173

    Bacon on ice cream and $222 of McNuggets sounds like someone who has smoked too much of their 5 lbs of weed.

  • @kenbrown2808
    @kenbrown2808 7 місяців тому +30

    the crash sensing technology in smart wearables really is something. in my town, fire crews were dispatched when an elderly person's iphone called 911 and reported they were in a car crash. and were able to successfully help them pick their iphone up off the floor.

    • @anthonettedillard3999
      @anthonettedillard3999 7 місяців тому +3

      Off the Floor, Ha Ha Ha, but not Funny to the FIRE department 🤣

    • @kenbrown2808
      @kenbrown2808 7 місяців тому

      @@anthonettedillard3999 oh, no. nobody was hurt, so it can be funny to everyone.

  • @landonewts
    @landonewts 7 місяців тому +33

    I love how Stephen uses his platform to lift up and celebrate other artists.

  • @daitauloable
    @daitauloable 7 місяців тому +62

    Hey, don't make fun of "smart" watches. I just love it when my "smart" watch buzzes to let me know that I'm walking. How would I know that I'm walking if it didn't tell me?

    • @smoothrocky1847
      @smoothrocky1847 7 місяців тому +1

      Just as in that recent episode of Dr Who lol

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 7 місяців тому +1

      My sons got me an applewatch because of the "fall detection". Well, it went off and almost called 911 when I was pulling some weeds. Then, when my stepladder collapsed and I fell hard, it did not even notice🙄

  • @musikerman52
    @musikerman52 7 місяців тому +61

    Thank you for crediting the musicians - they sound great! And it would not hurt to hear them some more... and more... AND MORE PLEASE!

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 7 місяців тому +5

      Copyright is a freaking nightmare on YT - they'd be forever trying so secure broadcast rights to whatever numbers the band performs on a given night . . . and getting the rights days later, after paying royalties for them.

  • @jpdemer5
    @jpdemer5 7 місяців тому +88

    1. "Throw stick!"
    2. "Throw stick!"
    3. "I never meet Kristi Noem!"

  • @wizardsuth
    @wizardsuth 7 місяців тому +22

    SoftBank's technology reminds me of a scene in _Star Trek: The Motion Picture_ in which a Federation outpost intercepts a Klingon transmission and runs it through the universal translator. The Klingon is speaking very forcefully with a lot of harsh, abrupt sounds while the translator calmly says, "... believe luminescent cloud to be an enormous energy field...".

    • @vapx0075
      @vapx0075 7 місяців тому +1

      Is this Why Uhura and Scotty had the books out and she was speaking Klingonese into the commlink? It was just not authentic enough, they'd spot it... I haven't watched it in years. Think it was The Undiscovered Country, the one with the Klingons but In can't be sure.
      Klingons are great.

  • @geoffreyschultz8515
    @geoffreyschultz8515 7 місяців тому +8

    New Yorker cartoons are amazing…
    My favorite New Yorker cartoon is one my mom had framed and put in her apartment. It shows two acrobats at the point where the guy is supposed to catch the girl, but he’s handing her a bouquet of flowers. My mom said that she framed it because he never bought her flowers but was always there for her. They will be married 56 years next month. And he did give her flowers sometimes… just not always on time

  • @rainerprem8154
    @rainerprem8154 7 місяців тому +296

    Just to mention that "Assenmacher" comes from the word "Achsenmacher" = "axle builder" ... Poor Dennis, he perhaps never thought he'd make it into an American Late Night Show.

    • @Dbb27
      @Dbb27 7 місяців тому +29

      That was absolutely not very nice. Surprised at Steven to stoop that low.

    • @karlkoriander7915
      @karlkoriander7915 7 місяців тому +35

      and in Germany (where the Leibniz institute is) the only meaning of "Ass" is Ace. So the joke is extra lame also

    • @bd-2HH
      @bd-2HH 7 місяців тому +30

      It is really disgusting to put a researcher into the spotlight like that. He is not a public figure, after all.

    • @most-average-athelete
      @most-average-athelete 7 місяців тому +23

      That was so tasteless... I'm surprised they resort to a level of comedy even in American standards can be classified as "mean semi-intelligent 8 year old"

    • @liamevans7661
      @liamevans7661 7 місяців тому +28

      @@most-average-atheletebro, Germans are not that damn sensitive. He won’t cry into his pillow over being called Dennis buttmaker. It’s a childish joke, but it’s not mean lol.

  • @Nemethon
    @Nemethon 7 місяців тому +58

    People still don't understand that social problems cannot be solved technically, because bad behavior is not a technical problem.

  • @Lotsoflettersforaname
    @Lotsoflettersforaname 7 місяців тому +223

    That dog joke was brilliant.

    • @zaprowsdower9471
      @zaprowsdower9471 7 місяців тому +5

      Dumb question, what makes it brilliant?

    • @vickywitton1008
      @vickywitton1008 7 місяців тому +4

      I didn't get it!

    • @SixteenTonesStudio
      @SixteenTonesStudio 7 місяців тому +8

      ​​@@vickywitton1008 I'm not sure I really get it either... like, presumably the dog has 3 wishes, and is just asking the genie to throw the stick... and the genie thinks it's a trivial petition? Maybe the genie has to go back in the bottle after that, and is struggling with a moral dilemma

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 7 місяців тому +13

      @@vickywitton1008 Genie is looking forward to flexing his talent - and all he's gotten so far is toss a stick, twice. It's funny because we all know that he's about to be disappointed.

    • @StacySanseverino
      @StacySanseverino 7 місяців тому +21

      I agree that the dog joke was hilarious. I think the explanation is simpler in that all the dog wants is the stick to be thrown to him. He doesn’t realize that there’s much more that he could be asking for. I don’t think the Genie is having a moral dilemma or disappointed that he could be doing more.

  • @ThemFuzzyMonsters
    @ThemFuzzyMonsters 7 місяців тому +87

    “Slop” is an appropriate choice of word.

    • @AndiNewtonian
      @AndiNewtonian 7 місяців тому +14

      Indeed. I am so sick of AI. Can't wait for it to go the way of crypto.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 7 місяців тому +6

      It really seems appropriate that I have been getting ads for an AI-assisted service to help self-publishers create their books. IOW, 'slop'.

  • @mybachhertzbaud3074
    @mybachhertzbaud3074 7 місяців тому +12

    Boy! Now I am feeling old, for most of my life, if a TV host said
    "Eat a bag of ass" ,people would be screaming for the electric chair! Haha😜

  • @timwooley60
    @timwooley60 7 місяців тому +41

    I have eaten a bacon sundae, candied bacon on vanilla ice cream with a maple syrup drizzle. Quite good.

    • @lyndsaybrown8471
      @lyndsaybrown8471 7 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, McDonald's probably didn't want the AI to increase customer expectations of having tasty food.

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 7 місяців тому +4

      Also, a sundae with Ruby Tuesday's hickory bourbon sauce (vanilla ice cream and bacon) is also tasty--but that was my own concoction. It's not something you can buy at Ruby Tuesday's--yet!!!

    • @shinyshinythings
      @shinyshinythings 7 місяців тому +1

      Were you in Canada??

    • @katthefantastic
      @katthefantastic 7 місяців тому +1

      Hellz yeah, I'll try some ice cream bacon!🤘

    • @timwooley60
      @timwooley60 7 місяців тому

      @@shinyshinythings No, Arizona.

  • @ricinro
    @ricinro 7 місяців тому +4

    decades ago I had a french Boss (chief engineer) and I mentioned to him that we had too much slop on this mechanical design (assembly). He was instantly mad at me for suggesting his design had pig food - an insult? He calmed down when I explained it was just play between parts. "Slop" for AI is closer to pig food.

  • @texasbluebonnet4303
    @texasbluebonnet4303 7 місяців тому +7

    Music makes the world go round , music is the icing on the cake, and it continues to add memories of certain moments in my life.

  • @Jacqueline_Thijsen
    @Jacqueline_Thijsen 7 місяців тому +33

    I recently asked an AI about a quote I vaguely remembered the gist of. It gave me a homophobic twist of the actual quote I was looking for.
    My biggest fear is not AI taking over. It is AI turning into that drunk uncle at Thanksgiving and too many people thinking it's safe to let it drive you home.

  • @askingwhy123
    @askingwhy123 7 місяців тому +65

    Colbert is just consistently good.

    • @rhymeswithsomethingy4766
      @rhymeswithsomethingy4766 7 місяців тому +5

      As are his writers👍👍 I mean, just saying..

    • @Iwantalloftheinformation
      @Iwantalloftheinformation 7 місяців тому +7

      He strikes me as a genuinely moral person trying his best to be an enlightened improver of people's moods.

    • @JC_923
      @JC_923 7 місяців тому +3

      @@IwantalloftheinformationHe's moral within the confine of CBS. He has been avoiding the Israel and Palestine situation the entire time. Only Job Stewart and John Oliver talk about them

    • @Iwantalloftheinformation
      @Iwantalloftheinformation 7 місяців тому +2

      @@JC_923 Yeah but I'm about to be really honest here, the only reason we care about Israel is because it is the number 1 foothold of the west that it is in the middle east, which still has the oil infrastructure to supply a majority to east and west.

    • @skumchiken01
      @skumchiken01 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@JC_923odd the other genocides get ignored. I guess it takes one that hits a person's political biases to get noticed.

  • @derrickstorm6976
    @derrickstorm6976 7 місяців тому +6

    Yes many talented people on this show. And also the writing staff

  • @lornaginetteharrison7168
    @lornaginetteharrison7168 7 місяців тому +35

    There is still hope for humanity. A competition for an AI generated image of nature was won by an actual real photograph taken by a human being. His "image" was selected as being the most creative by a panel of people, although he was disqualified as soon as he revealed it wasn’t AI.

    • @babetteshaw
      @babetteshaw 7 місяців тому +8

      As an artist…what a crazy upside-down…everything…just…ugh…
      💙

    • @bwenluck9812
      @bwenluck9812 7 місяців тому +4

      Isn't it ironic???

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 7 місяців тому +5

      Excellent activism by the artist.

  • @merlapittman5034
    @merlapittman5034 7 місяців тому +1

    "Nailed it! You are not old!" And because of the way he said it, I laughed and laughed and laughed! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @BillFreese-s8p
    @BillFreese-s8p 7 місяців тому +30

    Casein is used in pizza and in glue. We are not mad at AI for getting it wrong. We are mad at AI for noticing what we are doing.

    • @TheGreatAtario
      @TheGreatAtario 7 місяців тому +7

      We use water in industrial solvents and in baby food. I don't think this formula of statement is the indictment you think it is.

    • @OffWhiteDaz
      @OffWhiteDaz 7 місяців тому +6

      The glue on pizza reference was actually pulled by the AI from an onion article from 11 years ago. AI doesn't know the difference between satire and actual facts

    • @vapx0075
      @vapx0075 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@OffWhiteDaz A lot of People also struggle to understand sarcasm in 'just text'. Also there's a taxi meme where people with different cultural backgrounds text - in perfect English - and fail to communicate the sentiment they intended. All due to lost context, body language, personability and inflections.
      AI or aliens, who will crack the meme language quicker I wonder? Darmok and Picard at Tenagra!

  • @juliachatwin3907
    @juliachatwin3907 7 місяців тому +23

    Slop isnt new slang. Its a metaphor for terrible stuff, such as the quality of food traditionally fed to pigs.

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 7 місяців тому +6

      'Swill' is another good one.
      'Slop' may be particularly apt, as it could connote 'sloppy work' as well. (Or even 'slopping out'.)

    • @wordzmyth
      @wordzmyth 7 місяців тому

      Gaining a new meaning is a development of the word.

    • @juliachatwin3907
      @juliachatwin3907 7 місяців тому +2

      @wordzmyth yeah but the new meaning is basically the same as the original.

    • @vapx0075
      @vapx0075 7 місяців тому

      @@juliachatwin3907 Dare I say "Applicable" to a new situation?

    • @juliachatwin3907
      @juliachatwin3907 7 місяців тому

      @vapx0075 sure, but ultimately I see very little difference in the general use of the word between generations.

  • @jungersrules
    @jungersrules 7 місяців тому +7

    Thank you to Stephen and his staff for making me laugh during tough times. ❤ My pup isn’t feeling well, and the laughter provides much needed distraction and joy.

  • @Alexandermhinton
    @Alexandermhinton 7 місяців тому +32

    That cartoon was epic.

    • @TheCatBilbo
      @TheCatBilbo 7 місяців тому +2

      Definite shades of Gary Larson - I love that surreal, thinking humour.

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 7 місяців тому

      Meh

    • @kalindatchev994
      @kalindatchev994 7 місяців тому

      @@TheCatBilbo Yes, but Gary Larson would have showed what happened AFTER the third throw. He was a genius but he was also mean :) No heart-warming moments there

    • @j10001
      @j10001 7 місяців тому +1

      Brilliant cartoon. The classic New Yorker cartoon vibe, for sure.

  • @QueenoftheNorth69
    @QueenoftheNorth69 7 місяців тому +2

    ..."nailed it ...I'm not old"!! Love u Steven!!!

  • @lesleyghostdragon3149
    @lesleyghostdragon3149 7 місяців тому +2

    5:59 - 6:26 Colbert nailed it 👏🏆👏

  • @TDavis_333
    @TDavis_333 7 місяців тому +4

    No, no, Stephen! Bacon on ice cream is never a mistake! Let me explain it this way. You had me at BACON!

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 7 місяців тому +7

    Nailed it Colbert.

  • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
    @ilovefunnyamv2nd 7 місяців тому +8

    That $222 order of mucnuggets happened to me (actually to my grandpa) when I was a kid, but it wasn't AI, OR a McDonald's.
    Went to white castle drive-thru, I asked for a 20pc chicken ring and a med sack of onion chips.
    Somewhere in there that became 20 orders of chicken ring (20pc) and a sack of onion chips (like one paper bag's worth) so maybe AI isn't the problem, the fact that we use number qty in a product name is

  • @anthonettedillard3999
    @anthonettedillard3999 7 місяців тому +2

    Wow, Stephen you keep me Sane with Laughter!! 🤣

  • @lexslate2476
    @lexslate2476 7 місяців тому +53

    AI is an awfully misleading term for the way these large learning models are being used. A better term might be Plagiarism Integrating Synthesis System.

    • @Rosarium2007
      @Rosarium2007 7 місяців тому +4

      ISWYDT

    • @ajha100
      @ajha100 7 місяців тому +3

      Hah, I see what you did there, and I like it.

    • @francescaa8331
      @francescaa8331 7 місяців тому +1

      Heh.

    • @geoffkuhl
      @geoffkuhl 7 місяців тому

      murder straw is it better term for gun but here we are

    • @dkdevil3490
      @dkdevil3490 7 місяців тому +6

      I’ve just been calling it copyright laundering, but I love your acronym

  • @kindabluejazz
    @kindabluejazz 7 місяців тому +3

    I noticed how when Stephen was talking to himself (6:12) he said 'nailed it COL-bert' and not 'col-BERR'. My understanding is that's how the rest of his family pronounces it, and the 'french-isation' version is really just his 'stage name'.

    • @victoriabaker4400
      @victoriabaker4400 7 місяців тому

      That's correct, so when he uses his family-pronunciation, he's letting us in on his "true interior voice"... scripted of course for the joke. But, I love it. !!

    • @marrobbart6093
      @marrobbart6093 7 місяців тому

      He didn't say Colbert

  • @maxfieldstanton4541
    @maxfieldstanton4541 7 місяців тому +30

    05:58 -- Dear gods... I'm finally at the age where I don't understand what the kids are saying. I feel a sudden need to take up golf, and build model airplanes in my garage while listening to Scenes From A Memory, and smoke a pipe.

    • @Plexippuspetersi92
      @Plexippuspetersi92 7 місяців тому

      You're just a few years from being a Republican, and dying alone despised by everyone you know.

    • @lexslate2476
      @lexslate2476 7 місяців тому +11

      I'm over forty myself, but I'm pretty sure that 'rizz' is an abbreviation of charisma and is used to refer to people who have style. And 'mid' just means 'unimpressive'.

    • @wonderrob3225
      @wonderrob3225 7 місяців тому +3

      Well at my age I certainly am smoking a pipe !🍀🌴

    • @eddyr1041
      @eddyr1041 7 місяців тому +1

      Ask ai to xlate😅

    • @Seigensi
      @Seigensi 7 місяців тому

      lol, god beliefs preclude you from needing to think about anything, just relax.

  • @Brianredsox5
    @Brianredsox5 7 місяців тому +11

    I worked at Wendys in high school around 2010 and I would be lying if I said I never experimented with bacon on their frosty

    • @gnocchidokey
      @gnocchidokey 7 місяців тому +3

      I mean you were still young, that's the time for experimentation.

    • @vapx0075
      @vapx0075 7 місяців тому

      ... why did you leave the story unfinished? I want to know if you thought it was good!

    • @Brianredsox5
      @Brianredsox5 7 місяців тому

      @@vapx0075 I did think it was good, but unfortunately no one else did. Imagine my shock when Wendys tested this out for a very limited time a couple of years later

  • @roysmith8071
    @roysmith8071 7 місяців тому +4

    If bot is an insult they must really hate it when I call them vacuum cleaners and toasters

  • @bartektrame8801
    @bartektrame8801 7 місяців тому +11

    everytime i google some mundane yet specific problem i run across shit articles with excessive bulletpoints which just dramatically switch topic mid-article based on some word-association. of course SEO'd to the top of my results

  • @lordofelectrons4513
    @lordofelectrons4513 7 місяців тому +2

    Yes 'Slop' is a bit more socially acceptable than Shit which is a more accurate description .

  • @braindedpxl
    @braindedpxl 7 місяців тому +6

    Every time this segment comes up, I obnoxiously make the “ohh ohhhhjh ohh” noise that the terminator coffee maker makes. I of course, get a dirty look from my wife every time…😂

    • @robr177
      @robr177 7 місяців тому

      My wife says "Can I help?"

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 7 місяців тому

      Better in front of the TV than in the bedroom.

  • @davidharshman7645
    @davidharshman7645 7 місяців тому +4

    I gotta say...the AI got my order wrong WAY less frequently than actual employees trying to hear me through their terrible voicebox.

  • @Mari_PL
    @Mari_PL 6 місяців тому +1

    I wonder if Dennis "Buttmaker" knows that his name is now officially Dennis Buttmaker 🤣

  • @TahtahmesDiary
    @TahtahmesDiary 7 місяців тому +10

    You said Pod Save America and I sang "LOVIT OR LEAVIT, LOVIT OR LEAVIT" 😅❤

  • @darrellee8194
    @darrellee8194 7 місяців тому +61

    I miss Jean Baptiste and his little piano flourishes.

    • @TahtahmesDiary
      @TahtahmesDiary 7 місяців тому +9

      Same, he had such a unique flair, it's very noticeable that hes gone. I love the new band too tho, I just miss Jean.

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 7 місяців тому +5

      Yea there's clearly no replacing Jon

    • @ThatOpalGuy
      @ThatOpalGuy 7 місяців тому +6

      Ditto, but the other guy is pretty talented as well

    • @INeyxI
      @INeyxI 7 місяців тому +9

      ​@@ThatOpalGuy he's called Louis and yes he's great, and it's unfair he has to replace Jon baptist, he is awesome.
      But let's give Loius the love he deserves.

    • @highnoon9333
      @highnoon9333 7 місяців тому +6

      @@INeyxI just because you corrected someone on a name, its Jon Batiste, not Jean baptist

  • @veganbutcherhackepeter
    @veganbutcherhackepeter 7 місяців тому +21

    "Buttmaker", haha funny. But an "Assenmacher" back in the day was a person that built the axis' of carriages. "Asse" = "axis", "Macher" = "builder". Axis builder.

    • @Ramsicle3000
      @Ramsicle3000 7 місяців тому +1

      Fellow jackal?
      If not, you should watch Corrections with Seth Meyers, starting from the beginning of course.

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 7 місяців тому +1

      Sooo... Hitler?

    • @veganbutcherhackepeter
      @veganbutcherhackepeter 7 місяців тому +1

      @@robo5013 Ah, yes. The all defeating Hitler argument. 🙄
      How old are you? 5?

    • @robo5013
      @robo5013 7 місяців тому

      @@veganbutcherhackepeter If you don't get how Axis maker = Hitler you have no sense of humor. So sad. Besides asse means AXLE in German, not axis. And the name Assenmacher would more translate into Cartwright. Asse was also a German word that meant cart or wagon in the middle ages.

    • @veganbutcherhackepeter
      @veganbutcherhackepeter 7 місяців тому +2

      @@robo5013 Yes, now I get it. And I don't know the difference between 'axis' and 'axle'. To me they represent the same thing. I'm not a native English speaker.

  • @VagabondSaint
    @VagabondSaint 7 місяців тому +2

    2:51 "The Golden Girls" is STILL not available on Blu-ray! Stephen Colbert, please stand up against this tragedy!

  • @anakeveney7186
    @anakeveney7186 7 місяців тому +1

    I work in customer service and honestly would not mind that voice-softening tech for my calls. 😅

  • @dshepherd107
    @dshepherd107 7 місяців тому +2

    Top of your game Colbert Fam

  • @swistedfilms
    @swistedfilms 7 місяців тому +6

    Life's like a mayonnaise soda
    Life's like space without room
    Life's like bacon and ice cream
    That's what life's like without you

    • @zesty9815
      @zesty9815 7 місяців тому +2

      Oh, ♫ _"What's Good"_ (Lou Reed).
      Not ♫ _"You're The Cream In My Coffee",_ after all.
      Thanks. One learns something every day.

  • @Kenzie_Hill
    @Kenzie_Hill 7 місяців тому +1

    I watched Colbert Report and loved the format ❤❤❤

  • @sophierobinson2738
    @sophierobinson2738 7 місяців тому +3

    Bacon on ice cream sounds pretty good to me….

  • @Jacqueline_Thijsen
    @Jacqueline_Thijsen 7 місяців тому +5

    I agree 💯 with the dog. As for the bacon on ice cream, I think the likelihood of clients messing with the AI in hopes of getting free stuff is so close to 100% there's no real difference.

  • @Bunny8675309
    @Bunny8675309 7 місяців тому +10

    JennyFromHr says "Send me a check" Your team has been snagging my grubs for YEARS! Good taste.

  • @sailinbob11
    @sailinbob11 7 місяців тому +2

    Wanna freak everyone out ? Throw your i-watch in the dryer.

  • @1stnativeamericanmuslim560
    @1stnativeamericanmuslim560 7 місяців тому +15

    “You’re not old” 😂😂😂

  • @thecactusman17
    @thecactusman17 7 місяців тому +7

    Glad Stephen is finally on the level of us 40yo Gen Z whippersnappers.

    • @2332Stephen
      @2332Stephen 7 місяців тому +2

      Since when is a 40 year old a gen z 😅

    • @bast713
      @bast713 7 місяців тому

      ​@@2332Stephen I think they were being facetious 😅

  • @K162KingPin
    @K162KingPin 7 місяців тому +1

    Calling someone a bot to razz them has been around for over 25 years. Late 90's at least.

  • @tyrannosaurusburke
    @tyrannosaurusburke 7 місяців тому +2

    AI Slop is a great term. I now have a name for a UA-cam video of a McDonald's commercial made by AI that give me nightmares even weeks after having watched it.

  • @CyrilleParis
    @CyrilleParis 7 місяців тому +22

    The cyborgasm coffe machine should be made for real!

    • @sgtrock59
      @sgtrock59 7 місяців тому

      You want creamer with that?

    • @rudeinterplanetjanet
      @rudeinterplanetjanet 7 місяців тому

      I just said I wanted that coffee machine. They need to make it asap!

  • @JerjerB
    @JerjerB 7 місяців тому +25

    SOFTBANK... The surprisingly innovative Japanese company that offered smartphones about 5 years before any other cell phone provider in Japan. And also you can't quit your contract... Ever

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 7 місяців тому +1

      So, that explains this new feature.

  • @Caroline-w4c7w
    @Caroline-w4c7w 7 місяців тому

    Great band thank you Stephen Colbert an crew

  • @TheUltimateRare
    @TheUltimateRare 7 місяців тому +1

    google's ai told people it's safe to leave dogs in a hot car "the temp will be roughly the same inside and outside the car"
    Both things of which being completely untrue.

  • @Mexzot
    @Mexzot 7 місяців тому +2

    The problem is going to be that AI starts to feed itself on its own slop…and it will really wish it read the fine print in the Apple EULA!

  • @felicialightfoot2380
    @felicialightfoot2380 7 місяців тому

    None of those boxes had stop lights. They were all go lights.

  • @welldonemovies
    @welldonemovies 7 місяців тому +41

    I'm ready-waiting-and-willing... for my cyborgasm. 😉

    • @derrickstorm6976
      @derrickstorm6976 7 місяців тому

      That's not how to write pausing in a sentence...

    • @Sammasambuddha
      @Sammasambuddha 7 місяців тому

      ​@@derrickstorm6976
      Reads like a dog with its tongue hanging out begging for a treat. Little bit sloppyish.😅

    • @welldonemovies
      @welldonemovies 7 місяців тому +1

      @@derrickstorm6976 troll say what?

    • @welldonemovies
      @welldonemovies 7 місяців тому +1

      @@derrickstorm6976 and it's called an ellipsis. Can occur at the end of the sentence or in the midst of it. Go bother someone else, Trolski. It denotes a hesitation; commas or dashes on the other hand, yes, THEY denote pauses. Do you know the difference between an Em dash and a En dash?

    • @j10001
      @j10001 7 місяців тому +1

      Definitely AI 😂

  • @RyanEglitis
    @RyanEglitis 7 місяців тому +5

    Bot has been an insult for years now.

    • @herlandercarvalho
      @herlandercarvalho 7 місяців тому +4

      I remember when playing WoW, back in around 2010, hearing people referring to players with bad gaming skills, as bots, so it is at the very least, more than one decade old.

  • @that_jason_black
    @that_jason_black 7 місяців тому +4

    Artificial indeed. Intelligent it ain't.

  • @davincisghost9228
    @davincisghost9228 7 місяців тому +1

    Someone should really build that coffee maker..

  • @Rosarium2007
    @Rosarium2007 7 місяців тому +3

    Bacon on ice cream actually sounds good. But real ice cream with chocolate and caramel, not that machine extruded soft serve available at a certain fast food chain on the rare occasion the machine is not broken.

    • @eddyr1041
      @eddyr1041 7 місяців тому

      In Asia is never broken😅

  • @ahmedayman6766
    @ahmedayman6766 7 місяців тому

    The writers need a raise for this one 😂❤

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster 7 місяців тому

    "Dennis Buttmaker" Sounds like something you wouldn't want to look up.
    😁

  • @dest-esq4822
    @dest-esq4822 7 місяців тому

    5:58-6:08 . . . *cracks knuckles* Let's see if I'm still young.
    Mid: "mid-tier"; mediocre
    Rizz: "romantic charisma"; basically knowing what to say/do to be a Cassanova
    Gagged: amazed
    Low-key: unassuming, not flashy/elaborate (pretty self-explanatory)
    GOATed: someone/something that is the Greatest Of All Time ("GOAT")
    Situationship: basically a relationship but not "officially" a relationship or identified as a relationship by the people involved
    With Vibes: with a chill and/or emotionally resonant feeling
    Not sure how accurate all of that is, but there you go.

  • @phthisis
    @phthisis 7 місяців тому

    5:58 Damn, that's a lot of slop.

  • @DrKillerLetsPlay
    @DrKillerLetsPlay 7 місяців тому

    "..you are not old.." ..isnt the intro of this segment a reference to a 40 years old movie? XD

  • @Lucius1958
    @Lucius1958 7 місяців тому

    That latest slang: don't you think it's totally spam? It's lubricated!
    Well, I'm phasing...

  • @jamesjackovich5886
    @jamesjackovich5886 7 місяців тому

    My Jeannieologist said I was rubbing the lamp the wrong way

  • @derrickstorm6976
    @derrickstorm6976 7 місяців тому +2

    I love how some people don't get the genie-dog cartoon

  • @evanracer9
    @evanracer9 7 місяців тому +2

    5:58 God this is almost as bad as Skibidi Biden

  • @jen9015
    @jen9015 7 місяців тому

    I can throw it a third time 😂

  • @lashendawest7509
    @lashendawest7509 7 місяців тому

    Good morning stephen colbert fans

  • @SeattleSun2013
    @SeattleSun2013 7 місяців тому

    Pod save 🇺🇸. 😁👏❤️

  • @chrisarcher1146
    @chrisarcher1146 7 місяців тому

    Google knows my favorite foods that end with 'um': applum, bananum and coconut.

  • @steveaustin2686
    @steveaustin2686 7 місяців тому +3

    I don't like how the Google and Facebook AI's can't be disabled, so we are stuck with their content. So I report them as much as a can. I'm curious of what FB employees think of their AI being reported as drug sales.

  • @jprsfragoso
    @jprsfragoso 7 місяців тому

    I think the glue answer makes complete sense.
    The IA was probably trained based on the videos of people eating Tide pods

  • @NicolasAlexanderOtto
    @NicolasAlexanderOtto 7 місяців тому

    Lake Street Dive? I first mistook the name for Park Way Drive and was like "What that's awesome" too bad though. :-D

  • @deniseswafford7122
    @deniseswafford7122 7 місяців тому

    So proud of you, Daniel! I still boycott Subway in your honor.

  • @stevenwilliams302
    @stevenwilliams302 7 місяців тому +2

    Nice!

  • @repealthepatriotact
    @repealthepatriotact 7 місяців тому +3

    That Papa John's glue reference is spot on. Rubber cheese attached to chewing gum dough. Has been the worst pizza in the country since the first store opened. It's designed for people who love Chuck E Cheese pizza and just smoked an elbow.

  • @calandale
    @calandale 7 місяців тому +1

    I love hot fudge sundaes with bacon :D

  • @katthefantastic
    @katthefantastic 7 місяців тому

    I actually love that AI is trolling us😄😄😄😄

  • @soundshifterx
    @soundshifterx 7 місяців тому

    Only Colbert can do childish humour for adults that well 😂

  • @DanielRFox
    @DanielRFox 7 місяців тому

    Did anyone else notice that Stephen pronounced his last name with the 'T' at the end?
    6:12

  • @chrismayer3919
    @chrismayer3919 7 місяців тому

    Cyborg? I represent that remark! 🦾🦿🔩

  • @marlonliwanag9980
    @marlonliwanag9980 7 місяців тому

    I learned somewhere that they actually do use glue to make the cheese look stickier... for photoshoots

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin 7 місяців тому

    interesting jokes, interesting subjects ! ... 😊👍

  • @mumlee4807
    @mumlee4807 7 місяців тому

    Stephen, have you ever thought of making a real coffee machine in the image of The Terminator? I bet it would sell like crazy.

  • @huntwind5207
    @huntwind5207 7 місяців тому

    These wrenches thrown in the gears of our system in coordination, domestically and internationally, so clearly by such ludicrous characters and so in front of our eyes!
    For the system to break may be their goal?
    I'm starting to wonder if crossed fingers for me and we when reciting all the patriotic pledges and oaths recited proudly as Americans. Maybe we recited for the reason of this moment. I speak for myself only.

  • @pibyte
    @pibyte 7 місяців тому +1

    6:09 Stephen turning into Bernie Sanders.

  • @TheReubenShow
    @TheReubenShow 7 місяців тому

    I asked google what the LD50 (median lethal dose) was for falls from height. The AI said four stories, or 48 feet. If the floors are farther apart, a lethal fall could be 64 feet.
    I read it a bunch of times.