GTA San Andreas (Definitive Edition) is EMBARRASSING - PART 2

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  • @ENXGMA_YT
    @ENXGMA_YT  3 роки тому +2286

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    • @fl3xc.
      @fl3xc. 3 роки тому +44

      Of course
      Don't be a busta y'all!

    • @Yeat6969-p5o
      @Yeat6969-p5o 3 роки тому +19

      Love ur content bro u r awesome🔥❤❤😍

    • @x_DEAD_x
      @x_DEAD_x 3 роки тому +13

      Brotha I'm lovin' your content keep it up :D

    • @shervinsafarzadeh853
      @shervinsafarzadeh853 3 роки тому +7

      بچه بیا پایین سرمون درد گرفت بابا

    • @jogaspernando8515
      @jogaspernando8515 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @nogoat
    @nogoat 3 роки тому +5206

    2004 : Let's push the limits.
    2021 : Let's take 10 steps behind 2004.

    • @the_sam_strong
      @the_sam_strong 3 роки тому +59

      Honestly I think he plays on pc cause on ps4 I don't encounter as many bugs and glitches as he does in the DE

    • @glitchadapt8681
      @glitchadapt8681 3 роки тому +37

      @@the_sam_strong also ps5 I dont get such😭

    • @PallEduard
      @PallEduard 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @elsheik079
      @elsheik079 3 роки тому +25

      No. Lets cashgrab this games with a port to unreal engine

    • @thelegendsofthegame791
      @thelegendsofthegame791 3 роки тому +102

      Grove Street Games? More like *Ballas Territory Games*

  • @currycel470
    @currycel470 3 роки тому +1000

    7:58
    Some people(Probably on twitter) say Original GTAs were cartoonish when people complain about how cartoonish Definitive edition look, but you can clearly see originals were realistic, they were just limited by hardware.

    • @nogoat
      @nogoat 3 роки тому +112

      Badger Goodger and Dark Space describe it perfectly. These games look like Simpsons Hit and Run.

    • @HikariVictor
      @HikariVictor 3 роки тому +95

      Sony PlayStation 2
      HDD None.
      Processor Emotion Engine CPU.
      Graphics 150MHz Graphics Synthesizer.
      RAM 32MB.
      AV Composite video (S-Video, SCART, VGA) Component video (D-Terminal)
      And they had to run the entire game on THIS. What are you telling me is real??? Where do that people come from??? Geeeeeeze!!!

    • @gravemind6536
      @gravemind6536 3 роки тому +72

      The Definitive edition is literally just the designers turning up the brightness and colour saturation. All the brake lights on the cars are like bold LEDs you would get on a premium Mercedes today which bear in mind this game is set in the 90's looks goofy. They have made the map feel insignificant as this video shows it looks small and the sense of depth is ruined.

    • @jakartaajalah
      @jakartaajalah 3 роки тому +7

      @@HikariVictor Those people are truly legends

    • @Thaumiel98
      @Thaumiel98 3 роки тому +39

      Exactly. There're realistic details in the models. They completely removed the details and now they look cartoony. Maybe gta3 and gtaVC were a bit cartoonish but not gtaSA.

  • @zodiox1086
    @zodiox1086 3 роки тому +1458

    Brah, the ending was hilarious, LMAO.

    • @GR_BLITZ
      @GR_BLITZ 3 роки тому +45

      Nope, all the vid is hilarious

    • @naveenvelan7090
      @naveenvelan7090 3 роки тому +14

      Yah bruh🤣🤣🤣

    • @RedragonReviews
      @RedragonReviews 3 роки тому +42

      Bruh said we dont even want gta6 anymore then laughed I busted out laughing woke my Ole lady up n we just got off work LOL

    • @jonnycarter46
      @jonnycarter46 3 роки тому +6

      Lmmfaoo that ending had me rolling

    • @alexissandoval4394
      @alexissandoval4394 3 роки тому +4

      Soy español y me terminé riendo por los subtitulos y por el chiste xd

  • @M1LKBeats
    @M1LKBeats 3 роки тому +508

    "How much effort should we put into the definitive edition?"
    Rockstar: No.

    • @doctorawesomeness6922
      @doctorawesomeness6922 2 роки тому +3

      They rushed the Definitive Edition.

    • @rrp6405
      @rrp6405 2 роки тому +13

      Game engineer: Boss we are ready to test the pre alpha build.
      Boss: Our work here is done.

    • @Liebert.Sosuke
      @Liebert.Sosuke 2 роки тому +7

      Rockstar: I missed the part where that's my problem

    • @isyourboystratos948
      @isyourboystratos948 2 роки тому +5

      Grove Street studio create the definitive edition

    • @Liebert.Sosuke
      @Liebert.Sosuke 2 роки тому +2

      @@isyourboystratos948 Grove Street is Gay

  • @crossroads2361
    @crossroads2361 3 роки тому +2343

    I had no idea there were this many problems with the game. This is a message to everyone that rockstar couldn’t care less about their franchise, only the cash.

    • @maltezzerss
      @maltezzerss 3 роки тому +128

      They have become that we swore to destroy

    • @Cheeselord23
      @Cheeselord23 3 роки тому +70

      Like EA

    • @SlavSlave
      @SlavSlave 3 роки тому +102

      Rockstar is Dutch Van Der Linde in large company form. Starting out as a respectable company leading the gaming industry and showing other companies how its done. Down the road led to madness and greed because of their sense of power. Expecting their community to have faith in them while constantly letting them down aand eventually turning on them completely. With the only goal to make MONEHH! It's like they did it on purpose almost. Like they... PLANNED IT?!

    • @crossroads2361
      @crossroads2361 3 роки тому +89

      @Luigi Fan 2006 that’s true but rockstar were the ones who hired them because they were too lazy to make it themselves

    • @AlvinWilson.
      @AlvinWilson. 3 роки тому +6

      @@crossroads2361 bro, rockstar have to complete gta 6, thats why they hired them

  • @b0r00uw
    @b0r00uw 3 роки тому +375

    Sometimes I feel like classics should just be left alone.

    • @hippoeug
      @hippoeug 3 роки тому +44

      Yeah, especially if you're not gonna give your 101% in recreating it.

    • @justinlapid2163
      @justinlapid2163 3 роки тому +17

      Although I must say, the COD modern warfare Remasters were done pretty well. Still like the og "dusty" looking ones more though hehe. Still, pretty good Remasters imo

    • @TheCapitalWanderer
      @TheCapitalWanderer 3 роки тому +11

      @@justinlapid2163 thats a good remaster tho, like they enhanced the graphics without fucking up the original

    • @fynkozari9271
      @fynkozari9271 3 роки тому +3

      They said 1st december patch 117 bugs. I wanna see what they fixed.

    • @b0r00uw
      @b0r00uw 3 роки тому

      @@fynkozari9271 Still needs some work, but they’re getting there.

  • @solkonf
    @solkonf 3 роки тому +967

    2:14 I love how even in an aspect in which the original game faltered (trash bags disappearing when shot), the "definitive" edition still somehow managed to make things even worse lmao

    • @V0YAG3R
      @V0YAG3R 3 роки тому +26

      Hahaha... SO CRINGE! Almost as if it was done on purpose, purposefully bad!
      👌🏻

    • @AK-vj9uu
      @AK-vj9uu 3 роки тому +36

      @@V0YAG3R ''CRINGE'', You should be the last person to have a say on this.

    • @matheusvenancio3065
      @matheusvenancio3065 3 роки тому +4

      "She is vomiting, far in excess of her body mass" someone will get the reference lol

    • @sepg5084
      @sepg5084 3 роки тому +3

      @@AK-vj9uu no u

    • @borisp9163
      @borisp9163 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂 only positive thing about defective version ar comments on youtube how fucked up it actually is😂🤣

  • @sviitor
    @sviitor 3 роки тому +67

    I really can't stop imaging the leader of the project playing this and thinking "Yeah, that's fine". Let's not forget that these people are "professionals"

    • @b.s.3645
      @b.s.3645 3 роки тому +5

      They fixed over 50 of these bugs and apologized recently
      A very honorful move but a big shame that a lot of people in internet still just see the mistakes
      A bit of gratefulness wouldnt harm their own peace of mind

  • @cezarriomcqueen7070
    @cezarriomcqueen7070 3 роки тому +497

    The developers forgot that one of the things that made OG San Andreas so good was the small attention to detail.

    • @rustyreese4006
      @rustyreese4006 3 роки тому +7

      I'm don't know about that. I played SA for years and never got bored with it. I also didn't do any of the things he's pointing out in the videos, other than working out in the gym. I definitely didn't listen to the ocean, I do remember the fire sounds though. Never thought about looking at the character to see if he actually gripped the handle bars. Didn't know that windows weren't effected by bullets if it wasn't the windshield. I spent most of my time aiming for tires because I liked it when the AI tried to drive on them. The point being is I haven't seen much in this series of comparisons that had a single thing to do with my enjoyment of the game way back. I do remember things that I didn't like in the original though. Like dancing, or the lowrider competition. Those were just boring to me. I have watched several hours of playthroughs of the DE and the only thing that stuck out to me is an invisible bridge out in the middle of nowhere. I remember that part of the original map though, and it's not a road that I ever used after I learned the map, so that wouldn't be a problem either. I think everyone had a different experience with the original game, and these videos just point out certain things that certain people did with the original. I may be wrong, but I haven't seen anything yet that would be a game breaker for me.

    • @AriEru16394681315
      @AriEru16394681315 2 роки тому +7

      now they are so good at giving so much attention to money

    • @Von.NorthEnd
      @Von.NorthEnd 2 роки тому +3

      @@rustyreese4006 is all subconscious

    • @HeyMomonia
      @HeyMomonia 2 роки тому +4

      @@rustyreese4006 The thing is you might not have paid attention to it but they were still subconsciously there.
      And they made you enjoy the experience more without you even realizing it.

    • @rustyreese4006
      @rustyreese4006 2 роки тому

      @@HeyMomonia well since my original comment I purchased the game and played through it. I still loved it just as much as before and except for the invisible bridge, none of the things in the video were noticeable to me to distract me in any way. Like I said. Everyone has a different experience, and expectations with things.

  • @hardikpande6970
    @hardikpande6970 3 роки тому +384

    There was a time when we mocked Cyberpunk. And now.....

  • @theunrandomaryan1756
    @theunrandomaryan1756 3 роки тому +1400

    That's the reason why OLD IS GOLD

    • @pastil362
      @pastil362 3 роки тому +11

      First replay🗿🤝🏿

    • @pastil362
      @pastil362 3 роки тому +22

      Rockstar should never remastered gta sa🗿💔

    • @glitchadapt8681
      @glitchadapt8681 3 роки тому +3

      @@pastil362 no

    • @LokiFire-.-
      @LokiFire-.- 3 роки тому +2

      Nice yeah

    • @aarusht7
      @aarusht7 3 роки тому +5

      @@pastil362 I mean, if you replied first then why the hell does that matter?

  • @driverseventy-two8645
    @driverseventy-two8645 3 роки тому +51

    So, my main question is, did anyone at Rockstar even play the finished product? I get it was remade by a whole different company but there are glaring difference anyone could see from a mile away.

  • @VoyagersRevenge
    @VoyagersRevenge 3 роки тому +4307

    Can’t beat the originals 😭

    • @bred2803
      @bred2803 3 роки тому +43

      Unless bluepoint games is making it

    • @shogun3866
      @shogun3866 3 роки тому +53

      Especially the PS2 version in this case

    • @WeezyLee
      @WeezyLee 3 роки тому +27

      Yeah Totally can't beat the original

    • @fl3xc.
      @fl3xc. 3 роки тому +26

      This is what we can expect from a mobile game dev.. And yes because it was made by grove street games they were the one who made 10th anniversary(which was garbage)

    • @utkarsh6710
      @utkarsh6710 3 роки тому +10

      You may use this emoji 😤

  • @dastansalim
    @dastansalim 3 роки тому +422

    I feel sad for what they did to this masterpiece….

    • @Taiko-ko7tv
      @Taiko-ko7tv 3 роки тому +22

      yes, they massacre our childhood game :(

    • @ebharimesmail2720
      @ebharimesmail2720 3 роки тому +2

      Bro just take out ur mobile phones download gta sa vc 3 (original versions) and then just install a graphic mod it will look better than defective edition

    • @fynkozari9271
      @fynkozari9271 3 роки тому +2

      I feel sad for all games in 2021 forward. They dont make video games with passion anymore. Just cash cash cash.

  • @ShruthadevBantwal345
    @ShruthadevBantwal345 3 роки тому +546

    Definitive edition in a nutshell:
    Create problems they never had. Lose the charm of the original. No characters like sound.
    But hey. The sand texture is really good😂😂

    • @colossaltitan3708
      @colossaltitan3708 3 роки тому +10

      Because the sand was in trailer

    • @nickdantes3257
      @nickdantes3257 3 роки тому +33

      I don't like sand, it's all coarse and rough and irritating. And it gets everywhere

    • @elreymerengue1510
      @elreymerengue1510 3 роки тому +3

      @@nickdantes3257 I got the reference 😂

    • @leonardogamer7820
      @leonardogamer7820 3 роки тому

      @@nickdantes3257 Tatooine in a nutshell

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 3 роки тому +2

      The game is much worse now even graphics wise
      The original versions had matching textures, not whatever the fuck this is

  • @tacituskilgore288
    @tacituskilgore288 3 роки тому +26

    CJ's head isn't messed up, he's bobbing it to the sound of the bullets.

  • @BigRedMachine94
    @BigRedMachine94 3 роки тому +1859

    This is what happens when you let a mobile game company make a definitive edition of the greatest trilogy in the gaming world

    • @sansprobably
      @sansprobably 3 роки тому +177

      Its so weird, why instead of having the PC developers which proved to be a success, you get a developer who can't make fire effects correctly?

    • @ali_el_baba3665
      @ali_el_baba3665 3 роки тому +231

      @@sansprobably The bigger question is why didnt Rockstar just did the remaster on their own ? Rockstar literally gave a fuck ablut their most iconics games and gave them away. The fact that they gave us this shit just proves that they only care about money.

    • @Manic_Panic
      @Manic_Panic 3 роки тому +71

      @@sansprobably Paying GSG (which has 21 employees who only did mobile stuff) is much cheaper than doing this internally. Of course, it comes at the cost of reputation as Rockstar rightfully takes the blame.
      Ironically enough, their old PC ports of the GTA Trilogy and IV were also outsourced which is why they aren't as good as their console counterparts, the PS2 and 360 respectively.
      It's not the first, second or third time Rockstar does this. It seems they prioritize 1 or 2 consoles and then outsource the rest. GTA V and RDR2 seem to be exceptions from what I know.

    • @BigRedMachine94
      @BigRedMachine94 3 роки тому +54

      @@sansprobably my guess is they just wanted the cheapest way, which sucks because this is the type of trilogy that deserves a full remaster, even the mafia definitive editions looked much better than this, I think we're all disappointed here, but at least we will always have the originals (still play mine from time to time on my PS2 )

    • @dr.shakib9961
      @dr.shakib9961 3 роки тому +33

      "Hmm we make millions in a single day from GTA Online... I'd hate to use any of that... Outsource the trilogy that put us on the map to some indian group! It'll save us a couple thousand dollars."

  • @IHF1538
    @IHF1538 3 роки тому +164

    OG San Andreas to Definitive Edition : "It’s embarrassing to be seen with you....!!"

  • @mrcustompuppet8897
    @mrcustompuppet8897 3 роки тому +140

    Tbh rockstar didn't even care of the remaster. They just aimed on graphics and money and ignored the whole thing.

    • @cinarhayirlio
      @cinarhayirlio 3 роки тому +24

      They didnt even care!They just passed it to groove street games.

    • @falahati
      @falahati 3 роки тому +5

      well, they didnt even make this

    • @sarthakjain1824
      @sarthakjain1824 3 роки тому +3

      They just wanted people to shut up asking for gta 6 for some time.

    • @ali_el_baba3665
      @ali_el_baba3665 3 роки тому +9

      @@sarthakjain1824 Gta5 is literally 10 years old what do you expect ? Gta 6 should have came out between 2018-2020. The only reason its still not out is because of gta5 online and the sharkcards/microtransactions. For some reason still a lot of people buy sharkcards and as we know cockstar only cares about money. They just milk the shit out of gta5...

  • @DefenDefault4
    @DefenDefault4 Рік тому +7

    Another interesting video man.
    Also 5:47 is that OG or definitive I'm confused.

  • @KENSHIROez3260
    @KENSHIROez3260 3 роки тому +396

    It is depressing to tell how depressed ENXGMA actually is when he see all of this

    • @Logajit.
      @Logajit. 3 роки тому +8

      o-oof, yeah

    • @RetroDanielX
      @RetroDanielX 3 роки тому +2

      "You are already depressed"

    • @fantasticfitra
      @fantasticfitra 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah i can see him wipes the tears with money rn

    • @user-ms5tq1dh7i
      @user-ms5tq1dh7i 3 роки тому +9

      @Jonny Croxville dude give him a break. He played these trash so we don't have to.

  • @wingfury
    @wingfury 3 роки тому +319

    8:21
    "What always wins is quality."
    "You're goddamn right it does. And that's why you're an absolute loser right now"

    • @blackhole5803
      @blackhole5803 3 роки тому +2

      I see a bb reference here

    • @SledgerFromTDS.
      @SledgerFromTDS. 3 роки тому +1

      @Hitler Loves Anime Cool to Taste his own Opinion about "Games"!

    • @cheesecake5607
      @cheesecake5607 3 роки тому +1

      It's quality, it's just too good for us to understand it.

  • @VaterOrlaag
    @VaterOrlaag 3 роки тому +103

    5:10 The problem is, nobody animated that. Lazy bastards let a crappy algorithm do all the work and didn't even bother to touch it up afterwards.

  • @theminingassassin16
    @theminingassassin16 Рік тому +5

    4:46 Holy fuck, dude. CJ looks like Gollum from Lord of the Rings...

  • @ManusiaReptil1806
    @ManusiaReptil1806 3 роки тому +99

    I like how ENIGMA roasting these called "Definitive Edition"

  • @26MbtD
    @26MbtD 3 роки тому +505

    The definitive Edition was definitely a success. Because it led to these kind of videos getting created. Absolute masterpiece of a video.

    • @spacewanderer9
      @spacewanderer9 3 роки тому +4

      exactly

    • @10yearsinthejoint363
      @10yearsinthejoint363 3 роки тому +6

      It's terrible that people defend this game

    • @orangbiasa3471
      @orangbiasa3471 3 роки тому +19

      @@10yearsinthejoint363 bro, this comment is a sarcasm and just a jokes (i think u already know how sarcasm work right)

    • @10yearsinthejoint363
      @10yearsinthejoint363 3 роки тому +1

      @@orangbiasa3471 I know lol

    • @orangbiasa3471
      @orangbiasa3471 3 роки тому +2

      @@10yearsinthejoint363 bro what do you mean people defending the trilogy i never seen people like since trilogy released .

  • @LEGENDGAMING-kc4xe
    @LEGENDGAMING-kc4xe 3 роки тому +242

    I like how he wrote "defective" instead of "definitive"😂😂

  • @StarLuck600
    @StarLuck600 3 роки тому +10

    1:08
    I think developers focused on entertainment instead of focusing on realism LOL

  • @MadveD12
    @MadveD12 3 роки тому +158

    Me in 2001: "Wow, 3D graphics in GTA III looks so realistic. I wonder, how new GTA games will be looks after 20 years?"
    Me in 2021:
    p/s All you had to do was make damn remaster, Grove Street Games!

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 роки тому

      And to think they did such a great job 3 years ago

    • @PowerGamerSC
      @PowerGamerSC 3 роки тому

      @@bloodangel19 they didn't

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 роки тому

      @@PowerGamerSC bruh rdr2 was awsome, it was their last good game

    • @AlexFBauer
      @AlexFBauer 3 роки тому +1

      @@bloodangel19 rdr2 would be so much better if it was just an animated movie. The actual playing of the game is SO boring, unresponsive and limited that I couldn’t even finish half of the main campaign. At least in the first red dead you could run at a normal speed and jump more than 3 inches total, collect items without the animation taking an entire weekend and basically fuck around without constantly fighting against your own character’s limitations

    • @Godoflightning5
      @Godoflightning5 3 роки тому

      I see what you did at the end 😂🤣😂

  • @MagTheMercenary
    @MagTheMercenary 3 роки тому +299

    Ah even more proof to show clearly that Rockstar cares nothing more but money now. What a damn shame time we're living in.

    • @Spartan1ce
      @Spartan1ce 3 роки тому +29

      Technically the defective aditions weren't completely in control of rockstar, a company called grove Street games was in charge of developing this
      They are mobile game developers acc to wiki and so most of the blame goes to them for creating this load of crap
      Rockstar also is to blame to let their masterpieces be left in the hands of some mobile game dev

    • @aguy6500
      @aguy6500 3 роки тому +8

      Here in brazil we need to pay 300 for that shit................ PAIN

    • @ali_el_baba3665
      @ali_el_baba3665 3 роки тому +35

      @@Spartan1ce Rockstar could have tried to make the game better by THEMSELVES but instead they gave there MOST ICONIC games to fucking mobile game developers where there are only about 20 people working. This just proves even more that Cockstar literally doesnt care about the games anymore. Its all about the money...

    • @alo7712
      @alo7712 3 роки тому +4

      @@Spartan1ce i doubt a company named after a san andreas gang, didn't even talk with rockstar and tell them how the game is looking

    • @andreferreira1689
      @andreferreira1689 3 роки тому

      Gta trilogy👇👇
      ua-cam.com/video/Fkm8TLK9ZhU/v-deo.html
      ..

  • @stetboy
    @stetboy 3 роки тому +314

    At this point, you should do GTA Definitive Edition vs Cyberpunk. See which one is the best at being the worst.

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 3 роки тому +24

      Absolutely.

    • @applehazeva2739
      @applehazeva2739 3 роки тому +16

      Honestly
      The Trio.

    • @Reachland02
      @Reachland02 3 роки тому +21

      Cyberpunk with updated patches is getting great now

    • @Rags666
      @Rags666 3 роки тому

      Since ENXGMA is R fanboy,he i doubt he will not compare that
      Edit: before you attack me, ENXGMA know not R make this but GSS why? Do you think he not see comment about GSS?, mean this whole vid not 100% prove he is not a fanboy and maybe only make this because he very well respected original which made by R

    • @HEYitzED
      @HEYitzED 3 роки тому

      @@Reachland02 I just bought the game for ten dollars.

  • @devant6127
    @devant6127 3 роки тому +52

    I'm glad I never bought the new version and waited for the reviews. The modders have made all this worlds better than this mobile company, shame on Rockstar for this work, a manufacturer whose name once stood for quality in terms of realism!

    • @rustyreese4006
      @rustyreese4006 3 роки тому

      If your real world experience is anything like a gta game, I'd seriously consider getting checked out. Because your mental health is in question. Gta has always been satire, on reality. When you think it's real you probably have a problem.

    • @VickyCruz
      @VickyCruz 2 роки тому

      @@rustyreese4006 what about RDR2.. it is as real as it gets

    • @rustyreese4006
      @rustyreese4006 2 роки тому

      @@VickyCruz not really. It's more like a Hollywood portrayal of the old west.

  • @diablo_nh
    @diablo_nh 3 роки тому +48

    Also they've removed the animations from many locations like "The Giant Chicken and those Oil harvesting machines in the desert" in The Defective Edition.

    • @presidentkiller
      @presidentkiller 3 роки тому +1

      The UFO in the Lil' Probe Inn and the Burger Shot sign also lost their animations.

  • @cattz7271
    @cattz7271 3 роки тому +92

    I love how this guy destroys videogames in charming ways

  • @RaPtOr9600
    @RaPtOr9600 3 роки тому +41

    2:55
    That is literally missing material inside particle editor in Unreal 4 .
    Mind boggling devs didnt saw that until released.

    • @mastermax7777
      @mastermax7777 3 роки тому +7

      Low quality, low effort, not enough qa, absolute garbage

    • @Aditya-wg3lp
      @Aditya-wg3lp 3 роки тому

      Devs? pfffffffffffffffft

  • @rogelioc.salvadoriii1576
    @rogelioc.salvadoriii1576 2 роки тому +3

    ENXGMA: Lets see the ImpRoV3D PhYSiCs in the Gta trilogy
    The pole: *Drives by itself with no gravity underground*

  • @eye9444
    @eye9444 3 роки тому +112

    Let's say it: *THE **_DEFECTIVE_** EDITION*

  • @stormgalaxypegasus
    @stormgalaxypegasus 3 роки тому +257

    GTA Trilogy Defective Edition is a meme material masterpiece. Shame on Take Two for not letting Rockstar do their job properly and instead pass the job to an amateur mobile game company whose name is a disgrace to GSF

    • @horns6619
      @horns6619 3 роки тому +19

      Rockstar had a voice you know! Rockstars just as greedy as take two for allowing this tragedy to be released.

    • @Olmeuu
      @Olmeuu 3 роки тому +12

      Do you fr think take two makes every bad decision? That rockstar is just a little angel being corrupted by take two? No, obviously rockstar had a say in that decision too, stop coping by thinking "hurr dur its take two fault, rockstar would never do such a thing!!!1!1!"

    • @georgiemelnyk5250
      @georgiemelnyk5250 3 роки тому +2

      @@horns6619 true, but in the end Rockstar is just a subsidiary of Take-Two, they have to do what they're told
      edit: I don't mean to argue, I have no idea just how much autonomy does Rockstar have, so I might be wrong

    • @justanormalguy264
      @justanormalguy264 2 роки тому +1

      @@Olmeuu well ofc its take two fault too, they had the idea bruh wtf are u talking about lad.

    • @MRohanAhmed627
      @MRohanAhmed627 2 роки тому +2

      Simple case of "Masterpieces should be left alone".

  • @IHF1538
    @IHF1538 3 роки тому +15

    7:53 he is looking like a Indian youtuber named Technical Guruji.

  • @blackwersus
    @blackwersus 3 роки тому +4

    Epic video my guy. Just the right amount of comedy, information and coolness.

  • @AaronDrawsAnimations
    @AaronDrawsAnimations 3 роки тому +148

    I can never get enough of these videos. Would love to see how the Definitive edition compares to Cyberpunk.

  • @silvercord2694
    @silvercord2694 3 роки тому +141

    I like how they could literally break every single thing in the game in a "definitive" way.

  • @k-wingamer4475
    @k-wingamer4475 2 роки тому

    Da bottles shooting part...I can hear a voice in my head saying
    'Clap ur ass! Ur ass! Ice cold baby!!!' 😂

  • @sarthaksrivastava7542
    @sarthaksrivastava7542 3 роки тому +154

    Note to self, never hype for a remaster until it actually comes out.

    • @porkyminch1640
      @porkyminch1640 3 роки тому +4

      ive been doing this for years buddy.

    • @tonyfear8128
      @tonyfear8128 3 роки тому +1

      Yh I was very hyped too just cause of the fact it is made by RockstarGames. I thought they would never disappoint me.

    • @Deadpool-ig8ih
      @Deadpool-ig8ih 3 роки тому +1

      @@tonyfear8128 Honestly this was their only time to fix their issues and make something big but they messed up😑

    • @lowqualityvideos8091
      @lowqualityvideos8091 3 роки тому

      sonic colors ultimate

    • @unclejuan2274
      @unclejuan2274 3 роки тому

      It’s not a remaster though lol

  • @milosstojanovic4623
    @milosstojanovic4623 3 роки тому +45

    They removed higher atmosphere layers, flying high you can see end of map, in original it was endless ocean and sky, in addition to missing sounds, i noticed npcs stopped giving pos/neg comments to CJ, extinguishing fire is bugged in some missions, colour/contrast/gamma is bugged on some mission areas also. They should have fixed some bugs from original game, like OGs not shooting , non stop standing directly in front of you, CJ body/muscle textures are worse in Definitive edition, some cars that did not spawn at all in original game, still don't spawn at all, constantly auto centering camera when i don't need that (it should be less intrusive), and many more things!

    • @ShadowMan64572
      @ShadowMan64572 3 роки тому

      I think peds mainly give negative comments, particularily regarding to CJ smelling bad when he shouldn't be; it was a bug in the mobile ports iirc.

  • @gyani_baba_3345
    @gyani_baba_3345 3 роки тому +35

    Imagine a guy coming from 2004 and seeing this mess : straight busta!!

    • @butterfly3737
      @butterfly3737 3 роки тому +5

      Most of us did my friend Most of us

  • @hexagonshorts2186
    @hexagonshorts2186 3 роки тому +9

    4:38
    That was really impressive

  • @log9700
    @log9700 3 роки тому +36

    “Are you sure these ones are better and ‘’definitive’’?”
    “Definitely…”

  • @itsjackt2840
    @itsjackt2840 3 роки тому +69

    ENXGMA:Interesting physics
    Me:First thought :CJ learned to metal bend from toph!!
    The crossover we didn't want but somewhat needed
    😂

  • @antonydandrea
    @antonydandrea 3 роки тому +61

    Since the definitive edition I have a far greater appreciation of the originals. A lot of detail that I never noticed before and at a time with limited tech

  • @cuteuser6719
    @cuteuser6719 3 роки тому +20

    7:08 i like how it says DEFECTIVE edition 😂😂

  • @glassyarcher4706
    @glassyarcher4706 3 роки тому +40

    Now cyber punk got his worthy opponent 😂😂

  • @milantiwari
    @milantiwari 3 роки тому +16

    4:04 perfect sound timing

  • @Chronic102
    @Chronic102 3 роки тому +33

    Ah. It’s just hilarious the way og game beats cyberpunk. And now it even beats the “definitive” edition. Glad Hangar 13 took another approach and remade the first mafia. I was expecting at least something like that. At least H13 seems like learning their lessons

    • @connorjade5460
      @connorjade5460 3 роки тому +3

      At least cyberprank has better character models

  • @adampellett4917
    @adampellett4917 3 роки тому +4

    The definitive edition of Grand Theft Auto trilogy it's like copy and pasting within your mobile phone with too much bugs and glitches. Rockstar needs to remaking the game a whole lot better before it'll get much worse. Great vid.

  • @rohankogde
    @rohankogde 3 роки тому +49

    The bartenders glitch was creepy af 😂

    • @trahsh_1005
      @trahsh_1005 3 роки тому

      Imagine seeing something like that on real life

  • @yatharthvishwa3397
    @yatharthvishwa3397 3 роки тому +16

    *"The same thing made us laugh MAKE US CRY"*

  • @gedeseptian704
    @gedeseptian704 3 роки тому +68

    "Always win is quality"
    That's why I keep the original one.

    • @nervshmrv1245
      @nervshmrv1245 3 роки тому +2

      me too
      I still have it and tbh, I'm playing the OG version more than the 'Defective' edition

    • @gedeseptian704
      @gedeseptian704 3 роки тому +1

      @@nervshmrv1245 yesh, and just download texture mod if want to be better.

    • @lusalar4463
      @lusalar4463 2 роки тому +2

      @@gedeseptian704 yeah even without mods is better than the defective edition

    • @Totallyrealmessi23
      @Totallyrealmessi23 2 роки тому

      I have definitive version and I’m grateful because I not gonna buy trilogy

    • @dany.alejandrotorres
      @dany.alejandrotorres Рік тому

      ​@@Totallyrealmessi23The Definitive Edition is better than the Original.

  • @ayushsah3614
    @ayushsah3614 2 роки тому +9

    I like how he calls definitive edition as "Defective edition"

  • @lowspender147
    @lowspender147 3 роки тому +20

    There's too much weird collision placement in the definitive edition, you often find the invisible wall when you are flying with jetpack

  • @khalidalw7sh854
    @khalidalw7sh854 3 роки тому +104

    2:05 They are bullet-proof glasses...
    Nothing’s wrong with that

  • @gamehuntersgamingworld6781
    @gamehuntersgamingworld6781 3 роки тому +23

    The whole Definitive Edition looks like a parody. Can't wait for Part 3!

  • @dujhauni513
    @dujhauni513 2 роки тому +4

    I want a relationship as strong as the green bottles in the San Andreas Definitive Edition.

  • @sashragesh
    @sashragesh 3 роки тому +28

    I think, this dudes humour sense is getting increased day by day... lmao the ending scene killed me😂😂😂

  • @pak3655
    @pak3655 3 роки тому +24

    This editing is on another level great job enxgma!

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 3 роки тому +10

    5:52
    You should’ve added Quagmire’s “Giggidy Giggidy” sound effect in there. lol!

  • @chancedechuva
    @chancedechuva 2 роки тому +7

    They somehow managed to make GTA San Andreas look and feel like an indie game.

  • @hiroasuakika7144
    @hiroasuakika7144 3 роки тому +35

    Another detail I noticed in the OG San Andreas during the missing sound effects segment at 3:40-
    When standing in front of a fire in the OG game, lighting effects that are meant to resemble the flickering of an actual fire are clearly visible on CJ and the surrounding area. No such lighting effects are visible AT ALL in the Defective Edition.

  • @synthw1431
    @synthw1431 3 роки тому +25

    i read the title and was reminded of Ryder calling you embarrassing, guess he was right after all

  • @Sabnoc1234
    @Sabnoc1234 3 роки тому +8

    2:25 So that's how they clean the streets in the hood. It all makes sense now...

  • @HFChronicles
    @HFChronicles 3 роки тому +1

    your sense of humor is so accurate, love watcha doing, keep going, you are awesome

  • @aquelecientista4491
    @aquelecientista4491 3 роки тому +9

    0:22 "keep in mind that physics were limited by 2004's technology"
    Half life 2: 👁️👄👁️

    • @pixelvolspirits
      @pixelvolspirits 3 роки тому +4

      You have to remember that half life was a game for PC while gta was released for consoles, and consoles had (and still have) many limitations compared to a pc

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 роки тому +1

      @@pixelvolspirits oh then we need both HL3 and GTA 6 Crossover

    • @bigsmoke5814
      @bigsmoke5814 Рік тому

      Half life always had a better game engine than any game .

  • @khalidalfas3339
    @khalidalfas3339 3 роки тому +23

    0:47 yo is that CJ’s twin?

  • @prestoncruea505
    @prestoncruea505 3 роки тому +69

    The only thing they upgraded was the graphics, that’s it. And trying to update the graphics they created bugs that completely broke the game.

  • @KitoveSN
    @KitoveSN 2 роки тому +1

    Your channel clears my stress from your memes, (Fun to subscribe)

  • @Krcun774
    @Krcun774 3 роки тому +18

    4:04 In my opinion, the moment fits so well with the music's melody, beautiful

  • @himmahooman4304
    @himmahooman4304 3 роки тому +23

    6:07 -grab invisible cup from the wall then fill up with air
    i wonder who said that :)

    • @PiotrFessional
      @PiotrFessional 3 роки тому +5

      I remember the old video 🙂👍

    • @Silver_Swan_MK2
      @Silver_Swan_MK2 2 роки тому +4

      "And taste like fresh air"
      - ENXGMA from previous GTA logic

  • @ex_p767
    @ex_p767 3 роки тому +10

    8-handed bartender isb't real, they can't hurt you
    8-handed bartender : 6:39

  • @Danny-Stylish
    @Danny-Stylish 3 роки тому +1

    8:40 Hahaha as a Spanish speaker I can finally fell how weird is to watch the subtitles not matching the voice.

  • @rvaibhav4676
    @rvaibhav4676 3 роки тому +11

    0:54 thats an actual pole dance dude, its not a bug, they wanted pole dance to be in public XD

  • @untaint
    @untaint 3 роки тому +18

    The last part with the old man laughing made me start laughing

    • @FlushGorgon
      @FlushGorgon 3 роки тому +1

      He was called El Risitas.

    • @darkasoem5071
      @darkasoem5071 3 роки тому

      @@FlushGorgon but he already passed away

  • @karthickshivabala6650
    @karthickshivabala6650 3 роки тому +16

    That ending was truly funny and I can say that you put more effort in your videos than R* put in this defective edition. :) :)

  • @natalianatavinden
    @natalianatavinden 2 роки тому

    2:11
    «Why won’t you die?!”
    “Nanomachines, son”

  • @UncleRayRay11
    @UncleRayRay11 3 роки тому +15

    It's a shame that they even released a definitive edition when the og trilogy was just perfect, they sabotaged their own status with no good reason.

  • @superpupermrbeats473
    @superpupermrbeats473 3 роки тому +61

    Even Cyberdump has better physics than definitive

    • @glitchadapt8681
      @glitchadapt8681 3 роки тому +1

      Cap

    • @eye9444
      @eye9444 3 роки тому +2

      *_CYBERJUNK_*

    • @ReprobiCrucesignati
      @ReprobiCrucesignati 3 роки тому +4

      Even Taketwo mocked CP2077. Oh the irony

    • @falahati
      @falahati 3 роки тому

      and that is saying something xD

    • @EasyBakeEpix1365
      @EasyBakeEpix1365 3 роки тому

      And CP2077 was a fresh idea. Nothing else to say, GTA:TDE was just a port of assets to Unreal Engine.

  • @Freakygamer17
    @Freakygamer17 3 роки тому +34

    Bruh the ending was awesome.
    Never laughed so hard before.

  • @leaves7130
    @leaves7130 2 роки тому

    8:20 i henostly can't stol laughing in this part and the ends 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣lol oh god my stomach😂😂😂

  • @Kaixfikwind
    @Kaixfikwind 3 роки тому +6

    6:25 I had enemies spawn like this in missions too, it was very strange lol.

  • @shakieee7434
    @shakieee7434 3 роки тому +14

    So no ones gonna talk about how at 3:14 he said Defective Version 😂😂😂

    • @ETPlayerLaser1
      @ETPlayerLaser1 Рік тому +2

      Because it is

    • @shakieee7434
      @shakieee7434 Рік тому

      @@ETPlayerLaser1its already a year since i commented bruh time is flying like heck

    • @ETPlayerLaser1
      @ETPlayerLaser1 Рік тому

      @@shakieee7434 The definitive release was also a year ago….

  • @lordvoldemort9750
    @lordvoldemort9750 3 роки тому +11

    Nobody :
    Not even Rockstar* :
    Enxgma : Defective Edition 😂😂
    This sh*t cracked me up ngl

  • @Legoguns2023
    @Legoguns2023 2 роки тому +1

    Hope u get 1 million subscribers my man!

  • @LeoV007
    @LeoV007 3 роки тому +14

    poV: ENXGMA wanted to be a scientist.But family forced him to be a gamer .Now he is trolling games for embarassing physics 😂😂😂

  • @teddyarden9710
    @teddyarden9710 3 роки тому +15

    2:54 Oh! Look it's the entirety of the GTA trilogy summed up.

  • @Zerathrax
    @Zerathrax 3 роки тому +15

    I love how you manage to make these videos relaxing to where I want to watch these for hours while at the same time being pissed at shitstar but still relaxed.

  • @joelserrano4808
    @joelserrano4808 2 роки тому +2

    0:47 “ *what the fuck was that* “ 😂😂😂

  • @kabluey_louie1718
    @kabluey_louie1718 3 роки тому +5

    The meme of the Mexican guy laughing ALWAYS gets me!🤣🤣🤣 and you use it well sir!

  • @Correc7edAuraYT
    @Correc7edAuraYT 3 роки тому +4

    The pole physics in the defective edition looks like grove street games was worried for the poles safety and attached bungee cords to them so they wouldn't get hurt
    Thanks to your videos I'll be waiting on this monstrosity

  • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
    @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 3 роки тому +9

    2:40 "Now don't be an idiot"
    CJ almost breaking the 4th wall to diss that Grove Street Games developer who messed that up

  • @brekabarnflikeherodoomshor2894
    @brekabarnflikeherodoomshor2894 2 роки тому +1

    I think the new pole physics just said "fuck the laws of physics I'm just gonna roll like I'm in a roundabout"