Barstool Pizza Review - Jack's Coal Fired Pizza (Burlington, MA) presented by Morgan & Morgan

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  • Опубліковано 21 бер 2023
  • Dave reviews Jack's Coal Fired Pizza (a place he originally thinks is a chain) but ends up turning into one of the most confusing pizza reviews of all time.
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  • @brim_god_jefe
    @brim_god_jefe Рік тому +9610

    If an old Italian man in downtown Brooklyn had been cooking that pizza since 1932 the score would be 9.2 everybody knows the rules.

    • @ronyeahright9536
      @ronyeahright9536 Рік тому +490

      exactly right......dave's gotta cut down on the drugs just a wee bit

    • @NOT-FINANCIAL-ADVICE.
      @NOT-FINANCIAL-ADVICE. Рік тому +9

      😂

    • @marksommers4179
      @marksommers4179 Рік тому +38

      1932 is a stretch. That would be so impressive it'd deserve a 10. But yea I get what you're saying

    • @bsame
      @bsame Рік тому +4

      easily

    • @jbgin5990
      @jbgin5990 Рік тому +116

      Dave just doesn’t understand how some restaurants operate with a corporate chef and an executive chef and “pizza chefs” someone needs to explain to him about the dynamics of some restaurant operations.

  • @davemills8193
    @davemills8193 Рік тому +3634

    This place deserves a re-review. Everyone knows the rules.

    • @jbball10112
      @jbball10112 Рік тому +120

      Seriously. This is an 8+

    • @xxjongjongxx
      @xxjongjongxx Рік тому +68

      @@jbball10112 his scores are all over the place since the pandemic

    • @LiL0SnipeZ
      @LiL0SnipeZ Рік тому +41

      Hes is so embarrassed, its obvious.

    • @ronmorris5987
      @ronmorris5987 Рік тому +5

      It makes no sense

    • @namhuy1216
      @namhuy1216 Рік тому +60

      @@xxjongjongxx his scoring system is small shop, with a sad story gets extra 1 point. Big corporations get minus 1 point.

  • @BartholomewJenkins69420
    @BartholomewJenkins69420 8 місяців тому +331

    the shot of dave over the car roof with the zero flop pizza is hilarious

    • @csss142
      @csss142 7 місяців тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @myb7922
      @myb7922 6 місяців тому +2

      He's so confused lol

    • @AC-wl7ve
      @AC-wl7ve 3 місяці тому +3

      even after its just been sitting in the box for like 25 minutes, still zero flop lol

    • @ohhreally92
      @ohhreally92 Місяць тому +1

      I laughed so hard at that hahaha

    • @nickhorn8296
      @nickhorn8296 Місяць тому

      @@AC-wl7ve to think we've been getting cheated by Taco Bell's "Mexican Pizza" for years

  • @utikt
    @utikt 9 місяців тому +465

    I get how everyone wants a re-score but this is quite possibly the best pizza review a restaurant could hope for. Your gonna have fans hitting up Jacks rating it themselves and seeing if it’s the real deal. Just going by Dave’s reaction, it most certainly is.
    If I were Jacks I’d be running this review as if it was a commercial lol

    • @bendlor
      @bendlor 8 місяців тому +20

      Billion dollar idea. Throw everything into that ad too

    • @hotohori69
      @hotohori69 8 місяців тому +10

      @@bendlor Billion Dollar Pizza for just $20. - Dave Portnoy

    • @davidweeks4006
      @davidweeks4006 7 місяців тому

      Exactly

    • @bendlor
      @bendlor 7 місяців тому +4

      Open 10 new locations and throw bank into that ad lol, 💰💰💰

    • @based-ys9um
      @based-ys9um 5 місяців тому +2

      Not everyone gawks gawks everything Dave says like you😮😮😮

  • @Ian-hd3od
    @Ian-hd3od Рік тому +3059

    Dave has a whole restaurant crew more nervous than a health inspector showing up

    • @smsmoof8128
      @smsmoof8128 Рік тому +35

      LOL, true ...

    • @aznnp77
      @aznnp77 Рік тому +175

      A group of businessmen that killed a 70 year old Italian man, stole his pizza, and started selling it under a new identity.

    • @jessegarcia6329
      @jessegarcia6329 Рік тому +7

      😂

    • @motorcycleboy9000
      @motorcycleboy9000 Рік тому +17

      If ya nervous when the fawkin health inspector shows up, ya should be nervous when people eat ya fawkin food, ya fawk

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable Рік тому +11

      @@aznnp77 R.I.P. Luigi.

  • @Mrblk92
    @Mrblk92 Рік тому +1091

    Dave literally had a EXISTENTIAL CRISIS with this pizza 😂

    • @GiraffeFeatures
      @GiraffeFeatures Рік тому +30

      He’s probably still thinking about it despite filming this a week ago

    • @Shroomunati
      @Shroomunati Рік тому +30

      Bro 7.8 what is wrong with him…

    • @aarongrattafiori617
      @aarongrattafiori617 Рік тому +7

      It honestly was such a cluster fuck of a situation... Nobody knows what's going on. One bite everybody knows the rules.

    • @gocean4402
      @gocean4402 Рік тому +7

      @@Shroomunati he said or 8.1 also but deep down I think he wants to rate it at nine something lol

    • @jefflee355
      @jefflee355 Рік тому

      Your talking shit before this even starts.
      Common Dave…. Why even do the review?

  • @justinbrowning2079
    @justinbrowning2079 8 місяців тому +317

    The fact that he can cook that good of pizza and Mexican cuisine in the same kitchen should be an automatic point boost, not a deduction

    • @galanvoorhis3
      @galanvoorhis3 7 місяців тому +10

      its not his pizza, he is just following directions of a chef. and giving those orders to people under him, like a kitchen manager. people use the term chef too lightly. he kept the score cus u cant rescore everyone knows the rules

    • @TheJDoyle42
      @TheJDoyle42 4 місяці тому +2

      I wonder how the mex food is??

    • @FatherofMan25
      @FatherofMan25 2 місяці тому +4

      Judging by the pizza, I’d bet it’s fkn great.

    • @ocfrankj
      @ocfrankj Місяць тому +1

      Absolutley agree 100%

    • @rogertoaster9385
      @rogertoaster9385 Місяць тому +2

      @@galanvoorhis3 I can tell you've never cooked anything besides a Hot Pocket in your life or else you'd understand that making something good in the kitchen, especially something as easy to screw up as pizza, is dependent on the skills of the person making it regardless of how good the recipe is.

  • @gingermann19
    @gingermann19 7 місяців тому +76

    The crunch at the end with Dave stuffing his face in the car has me rolling. He just can't stop eating that pizza

    • @f0t0b0y
      @f0t0b0y 22 дні тому +1

      Same! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @adamwithana8759
    @adamwithana8759 Рік тому +606

    Dave deducting points based on the amount of guido in the cook is the most Dave way of rating pizza

    • @samashby8203
      @samashby8203 Рік тому +9

      Haha, perfect explanation

    • @riptwan
      @riptwan Рік тому +5

      Hahahahahahahahahaha!
      thanks

  • @claporga
    @claporga Рік тому +2016

    Dave is about to be a Jack's Coal Fired Pizza investor everyone knows the rules.

    • @rg20322
      @rg20322 Рік тому +20

      Yup and a smart move and make a slight adjustment

    • @luish777
      @luish777 Рік тому +11

      Yep that's what I waS thinking ,its like in a movie., "no no no HOW MUCH!"

    • @oneball1926
      @oneball1926 Рік тому +7

      It's burned to shit!

    • @gattamom
      @gattamom Рік тому +29

      @@oneball1926 That’s exactly how Dave likes them! Everybody knows the rules.

    • @Cali_Bucs
      @Cali_Bucs Рік тому +16

      Man, he shouldn’t have underscored them.

  • @Hablahblahblah
    @Hablahblahblah 8 місяців тому +165

    I travel to Burlington for work all the time, I went there last night, almost ate the whole pie myself! His score was shockingly low, easily high 8’s if not low 9’s. Truly some of the best pizza I’ve had

    • @whdbnrm3023
      @whdbnrm3023 5 місяців тому +2

      In all fairness he should do some research about the place and go back. I'm tempted to ride up there from Virginia to taste the pizza .

    • @ncgisaiah1965
      @ncgisaiah1965 5 місяців тому

      the pizza is good so you wouldnt be dissapointed. Just make sure you buy enough pies for the road trip back😂 @@whdbnrm3023

    • @HFHoss75
      @HFHoss75 4 місяці тому +7

      That's around the corner from my office..... Low 8s maybe.... Definitely not a 9

    • @abepafford1615
      @abepafford1615 26 днів тому

      @@whdbnrm3023 Me too. Road trip!

  • @tbled52
    @tbled52 8 місяців тому +54

    The fact that dave takes this as the most serious thing he could be doing is amazing

    • @johnnyxmusic
      @johnnyxmusic 4 місяці тому +1

      This is a little fun thing he does on the side… Yes, it’s a passion project… But it’s like Gary Vee going to a garage sale. There’s a compulsion there. But this is not how he’s making his money.

    • @AC-gw4qu
      @AC-gw4qu Місяць тому

      I understand it: he would love to find that single-shingle, mom-and-pop shop that he can invest in and turn into a national chain. This is potentially that. He's not so much confused as he's thinking about how this could scale.
      I worked with a global chain that wanted to do the same thing. The problem is that people love local pizza and traditions. Pizza doesn't scale like burgers or burritos. The reason we have Chicago, Detroit, New Haven and New York pizzas isn't because everyone likes the same thing, it's because we all grow up with our traditions.

    • @ek9589
      @ek9589 26 днів тому

      @@AC-gw4quto an extent yes, but his main goal with these reviews especially after Covid is help good small business pizza places blow up l

  • @tprblazingninja
    @tprblazingninja Рік тому +2217

    His reactions said everything we needed to hear. The pizza was definitely a 8.6+

    • @jonant8317
      @jonant8317 Рік тому +155

      if Mario is the head chef and not Pedro Dave scores this 8.4

    • @lovesgibson
      @lovesgibson Рік тому +5

      @@jonant8317lmaooooo

    • @thomasjackson4465
      @thomasjackson4465 10 місяців тому +17

      That’s what I was thinking. At least an 8.6-8.8

    • @marvincotton1919
      @marvincotton1919 9 місяців тому +6

      Facts. Real Ones know it was an 8.5-8.6. Crisp, and the reaction from Prez 💯

    • @DanielS-zq2rr
      @DanielS-zq2rr 9 місяців тому +17

      yeah fr i guessed 8.7
      he only gave it a low score because he thought it's a chain pizza. fking amateur

  • @KA-gy3lz
    @KA-gy3lz Рік тому +863

    Dave made everyone in that restaurant feel like they were doing something wrong lmao

    • @bdbdkdfotbrveiw
      @bdbdkdfotbrveiw 9 місяців тому +30

      It’s a pizza shop that does burritos too, it kind of is wrong lol

    • @dani-bossi9345
      @dani-bossi9345 9 місяців тому +10

      @@bdbdkdfotbrveiwrules are meant to be broken 😂

    • @carverac
      @carverac 9 місяців тому +2

      You know the rules

    • @hippydippy
      @hippydippy 9 місяців тому

      "Cringe Worthy" review honestly. That almost stemmed on racist remarks, as if a Mexican chef could never make a great pizza as well as great Mexican food at the same time, but leave it to Dave to be an idiot & try & make the guy look bad for a pizza he loved. He can be such a dick!

    • @bdbdkdfotbrveiw
      @bdbdkdfotbrveiw 9 місяців тому +5

      @@dani-bossi9345 innovation has no bounds

  • @jaggedscar
    @jaggedscar 8 місяців тому +26

    The totally and utter confusion is amazing. I was waiting for Dave to start looking in the cabinets for the hidden old Italian man in the kitchen.

  • @karlneumann6833
    @karlneumann6833 Місяць тому +7

    LMFAO when he walks back in and walks out more confused 😂

  • @charliedev123
    @charliedev123 Рік тому +507

    This is one for the history books. I’ve never wanted a second review on a pizza Dave’s done so bad.

    • @actuallynotsteve
      @actuallynotsteve Рік тому +33

      Same, he needs to do it without the context of the chain and thinking it's weird that it's not some master chef old man with 50 years in the pizza game. Just review the actual pizza.

    • @blainiack11
      @blainiack11 Рік тому +2

      Same!

    • @Coolgamer54321
      @Coolgamer54321 Рік тому +8

      @@actuallynotsteve Biases will never disappear, people will hold a Terentino movie to the highest regard because of the legacy and history as opposed to like a new unknown director idk if thats even the right analogy but yeah

    • @actuallynotsteve
      @actuallynotsteve Рік тому +1

      @@Coolgamer54321 Yeah I agree, and I get what you're saying. And yeah, I mean the saying "context is king" exists for a reason.
      The trick is figuring out what context influences certain things and trying to remove the biases you can spot to the best of your ability. You could see that Dave wanted to go ham on this pizza's score, but felt obligated to keep it modest because he believed it to be a chain. It had every trait he likes and was cooked to perfection, and he did a lot of the faces he does in high 8/low 9 reviews.
      After he said 7.8 and talked about it being "best chain pizza ever" 1000 times, he probably felt like he COULDN'T walk the score back to what it should have been without looking like a hypocrite, but that's kind of ironic. This is the review where we finally see the degree of Dave's score skewing based on rep, location, and owner back story. He talks all the time about how the pizza should speak for itself, but completely loses his mind when he finds a literal world-class pie at a place that isn't really too interested in pizza, and that doesn't have some long-time artisan maker.

    • @mco3884
      @mco3884 Рік тому +6

      4 rreal, usually Dave is way too generous to the pies that he reviews, this is very much the opposite. That pizza looked awesome and he fucked them over.

  • @FromTheBenchYT
    @FromTheBenchYT Рік тому +1543

    Dave has never messed up a score more than this one. Chain or not, a score is a score...

    • @Gideon920
      @Gideon920 Рік тому +10

      💯

    • @yousufownzu6902
      @yousufownzu6902 Рік тому +62

      I closed the video after hearing the score
      It was deffo a 8.6+

    • @SwanseaTitanFan
      @SwanseaTitanFan Рік тому +32

      8+ all day long.

    • @galaxyii
      @galaxyii Рік тому +20

      I agree that Dave messed this score up. I seriously feel that he needs to do blind taste tests. Have him get driven around in an RV with the blinds closed so he doesn't know where he is. Then have his assistant go in and pick up the pizza, and have them transfer it into a plain brown pizza box so Dave doesn't know the name of the place. Then bring it into the RV so Dave can taste it and rate it. You screwed this one up Dave. I can't take your scores seriously anymore.

    • @Gooner253
      @Gooner253 Рік тому +1

      Also have a mini fan so he can’t tell the smell of the pizza since he has gone to so many pizza places he can pick up the smell of certain types of pizza

  • @cainification
    @cainification 9 місяців тому +23

    I'm dying, I love the fact that Dave is just absolutely perplexed by it not being a chain 😂
    Everyone knows the rules

  • @user-qo1gk2kj3e
    @user-qo1gk2kj3e 9 місяців тому +54

    Dave cant believe someone can do more than 1 thing.
    "You cook pizza AND Mexican food?" 🤯

    • @jimbrown341
      @jimbrown341 6 місяців тому +6

      It was obvious that this chef didn't create the recipe. You don't just fall into a high level Italian pizza by accident. That's what is so confusing. There are pizza places where people make pizza every day for the past 15+ years and can't make a pie that thin, crusty, etc with consistency. It was the equivalency of walking into a country diner and tasting top level Sushi. It just doesn't make sense. But Dave got the answer he was looking for. The owner of the place stole the recipe from an Italian Pizzaria. There's just no other way around it. Pizza making is a secret society art. The Mexican chef is simply following the recipe that was stolen by the owner of the joint. That's why Dave asked: "Do you have any other locations?". In other words: "Where did you get this recipe from, there's no way you guys just accidently created this?". Dave was contemplating if this could easily be reproduced at a chain level. In other words: "If they figured out how to mass produce a pizza this good, I'm buying this pizza chain tomorrow".

  • @obibyn
    @obibyn Рік тому +352

    Dave walks in confused...and proceeds to confuse the crap out of every single person in the store.

    • @larrybstreetfish5852
      @larrybstreetfish5852 Рік тому +3

      True statement🤣

    • @drudru3149
      @drudru3149 Рік тому +4

      Dave straight low balled them😂

    • @thefumexxl
      @thefumexxl Рік тому +1

      Yeah I have no idea what he's so confused about. Restaurant groups are a big thing in the industry right now, and they usually have menus developed by people who may or may not work in the place executing it. It changes absolutely nothing about the quality of the culinary achievement the story is just less interesting.

    • @pg_jem
      @pg_jem Рік тому +7

      He thinks in order to make good pizza you need to dedicate your life to it. Making the best recipe possible, not just some good chief who got a good recipe from his employer.

    • @mikesweet5848
      @mikesweet5848 Рік тому +3

      @@thefumexxl Couldn't have said it better myself. Restaurant groups are a big phenomenon right now and generally deliver a far above average product, and generally the presentation and professionalism of the operation is excellent as well.

  • @cdotwu
    @cdotwu Рік тому +734

    One 9 minute review and Dave leaves with more questions than answers. Instant classic!

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable Рік тому +9

      Even though the pizza got a great score, it was one of the most awkward reviews.

    • @garycastronova7939
      @garycastronova7939 Рік тому +7

      No he said he was leaving with more answers than questions..

    • @garycastronova7939
      @garycastronova7939 Рік тому +4

      @@Woozlewuzzleable he should just give a damn score on how good it is, regardless if it's a chain. He has given pizzas higher scores just because of some family history stuff, which most customers don't care about. Let the damn pizza speak for itself.

    • @swilliam81
      @swilliam81 Рік тому

      Took the words out of my mouth. Instant classic for sure.

    • @apparaoapparao
      @apparaoapparao Рік тому +3

      A true anomaly that deviates from decades of thorough pizza scientific method study and analysis. The fact that this is possible and truly exists may drive Dave into insanity.

  • @FoardenotFord
    @FoardenotFord 9 місяців тому +78

    I love how he always says “one bite, everyone knows the rules” and then proceeds to eat most of the slice before scoring the pizza lol

    • @aaronduncan7708
      @aaronduncan7708 8 місяців тому +4

      It means one bite it’s trash

    • @JoeMicc1973
      @JoeMicc1973 5 місяців тому

      LMAO!! Right!?!?!? I always wonder about that too!

    • @MooseN7
      @MooseN7 4 місяці тому +5

      That's how it is, everyone knows the rules.

    • @deanalbertson7203
      @deanalbertson7203 Місяць тому +2

      One Bite is the name of his You Tube Channel. So, it could just be a branding thing.

    • @normanwyatt8761
      @normanwyatt8761 Місяць тому +1

      One bite for everyone scoring the pizza....Dave can take as many bites as he wants......

  • @ghostchantt1120
    @ghostchantt1120 8 місяців тому +15

    The best part of this video is that Dave was so angry how good the pizza was, from a restaurant that serves something else besides pizza.

  • @ori-yorudan
    @ori-yorudan Рік тому +824

    From the reaction, the talk, the pizza itself. 8.8 was the real score everyone knows.

    • @scorptarget
      @scorptarget Рік тому +8

      💯😂🍕

    • @Nightowl333
      @Nightowl333 Рік тому +14

      Yes! As soon as I saw the pizza and saw his initial reaction I yelled 8.8

    • @nmespooks2241
      @nmespooks2241 Рік тому +4

      8.7 take it or leave it

    • @donbast4rdo457
      @donbast4rdo457 Рік тому +1

      @@nmespooks2241 not for you and either for me, 8,75

    • @Ps4gaming9213
      @Ps4gaming9213 Рік тому +1

      It’s gotta be the best chain pizza Dave has ever had.

  • @Norbit1223
    @Norbit1223 10 місяців тому +1309

    Dave 1000% lowballed this score. This deserves a high 8

    • @352hartmn
      @352hartmn 9 місяців тому +39

      He gave them the best review they could ever have dreamed for.

    • @TheAngryAustrian
      @TheAngryAustrian 9 місяців тому +34

      The problem with corporate spots like this is that you can't guarantee that the quality stays the same vs. a family owned place with the same pizza cooks. So if dave gives them an 8.5 and a month later the chef leaves and the next one cooks trash pizza, people will go there thinking its still an 8.5

    • @Efilnikufesin76
      @Efilnikufesin76 9 місяців тому +14

      @@TheAngryAustrian You also can't guarantee the quality in a family owned small business either. Especially a successful one.
      Very often the kid who takes over has been so spoiled rotten by his predecessors success that they don't understand what made them successful.
      I worked for small business, I've worked for corporates. I stay union now, there is a reason I do.
      I copied this from my previous statement.
      Family owned business suffer the same problems corporations do. Hand the reigns to a shitty businessman, whether family or not makes success less likely to happen.

    • @commentator2.0
      @commentator2.0 8 місяців тому +1

      Everyone knows the rules

    • @AudibleVisibIe
      @AudibleVisibIe 8 місяців тому

      Mid 8 max get real

  • @jasoneverett
    @jasoneverett 9 місяців тому +27

    I can't be certain, but it seems like this might be the best chain pizza he's ever had.

    • @myb7922
      @myb7922 6 місяців тому

      But it's not a chain or is it 🤔 lol

  • @stevelemay878
    @stevelemay878 5 місяців тому +3

    Ive watched all your stuff, this is the best so far, loved it

  • @drslothlehoff806
    @drslothlehoff806 Рік тому +435

    Got to admire how seriously he takes this. Wandering around a parking lot, not able to let it lie.

    • @noahparsons7420
      @noahparsons7420 Рік тому +19

      I was laughing at how serious he was getting too. Going back inside and having a meeting with the head chef. Guys probably like all I did was make a pie

    • @jonant8317
      @jonant8317 Рік тому +2

      If he was serious he wouldn't let chain or not effect the score.... he would be objective and not screw those guys

  • @tommyfoolery
    @tommyfoolery Рік тому +386

    The shot of pres displaying the no-flop over the car is the funniest thing ever

    • @MACnCHEESE110
      @MACnCHEESE110 Рік тому +9

      That made me laugh, something out of a comedy TV show

    • @craigmocello8552
      @craigmocello8552 Рік тому +4

      Can't stop laughing

    • @InfiniteCraftFilms
      @InfiniteCraftFilms Рік тому +4

      This really was fucking perfect. Made me actually burst out laughing, which unfortunately rarely happens lol

    • @austin2147
      @austin2147 Рік тому +3

      LMAO

    • @shaunrigby1
      @shaunrigby1 Рік тому +5

      yeah, that part tickled me too

  • @jimmiescoffee
    @jimmiescoffee Місяць тому +3

    I love rewatching this review.

    • @roryfitzpatrick3571
      @roryfitzpatrick3571 Місяць тому +1

      I always come back to this one, don't even know why

    • @bbj334
      @bbj334 Місяць тому

      Same it's my favorite one and can't tell you exactly why lol​@@roryfitzpatrick3571

  • @JuicyTaz201
    @JuicyTaz201 9 місяців тому +3

    I've never seen Dave so mesmerized by a pizza.

  • @Dial_J_for_Josh
    @Dial_J_for_Josh Рік тому +1034

    One of the few times I've seen Dave this shook, hilarious. If Dave went in with a clean slate, this was easily a 8.5+ pizza.

    • @matt2522
      @matt2522 Рік тому +50

      The fact that he just confirmed that he’s purposely biased with his ratings depending on the type of establishment (family owned, chain, big business, small, etc) kinda makes his reviews functionally worthless, no? I mean, the guy is fun to listen to, but after this, I can’t imagine actually taking his reviews into account when deciding what places to try.

    • @Kizdo69
      @Kizdo69 Рік тому +13

      @@matt2522 food tasting reviews are ALWAYS subjective no matter who is doing the review and which criteria they are using.

    • @matt2522
      @matt2522 Рік тому +27

      @@Kizdo69 That’s a complete non-sequitur with regards to my comment. The problem isn’t subjectivity; it’s that he’s *not giving us his honest subjective opinion.* He’s saying “It tastes like an 8.1, but since I prefer not to give super high reviews to chains, I’m gonna be dishonest and say it tastes like a 7.8.”

    • @Kizdo69
      @Kizdo69 Рік тому

      @@matt2522 You’re missing the point, again. He bases his scores on his own criteria and here there is a clear explanation he himself said it should be in the 8s. The review is only “functionally worthless” if you autistically listen for only the score rating and ignore the other 99% of the video

    • @jet328i2
      @jet328i2 Рік тому

      Shaken

  • @MrWoowootila
    @MrWoowootila 9 місяців тому +20

    Reminds me of a Indian restaurant I would go to in Doha, Qatar. I lived and worked all over India for two years and had a lot of great Indian food. This place in Qatar was probably one of the best Indian food restaurants I have been too. Everything was excellent. Brought my girlfriend who did not hate Indian food, was not a big fan. This restaurant changed her view of Indian food. She absolutely loved this place. I went in the kitchen, expecting a indian chef to compliment him. It was a Filipino chef. Can relate with Dave’s bewilderment, every door he opens leads to more confusion. It does not make sense.

    • @sdawg7878
      @sdawg7878 16 днів тому

      whats the restaurant?

  • @hazemmohamad3344
    @hazemmohamad3344 4 місяці тому

    Thank you for including all the content you did so we understand the full experience. I’m going to run with 8.1 for this one which he mentioned afterwards.

  • @StrengthScholar0
    @StrengthScholar0 10 місяців тому +1473

    I'm genuinely convinced this could be the best pizza he's ever had and he doesnt know how to accept it.
    The dude isnt a Mexican chef who cooks pizza. He's a Master Chef who can cook anything.

    • @fredxu99
      @fredxu99 9 місяців тому +43

      I kinda get where he's coming from though. If it's not the chef's recipe, and you can get it at other restaurants in the chain, then it's a replicable thing that has a dot-for-dot ingredient list out there, and it kind of devalues it a little. Why come to this location specifically then? Will it be the same if you went to a different location? But it's not a chain so he's just confused lol.

    • @randylahey8207
      @randylahey8207 9 місяців тому +23

      A great chef can pretty much cook anything. Mexican is not that hard to cook at all, it's more prep early day and then put together and serve in many cases. And who cares anyway? Quality is quality, no matter who makes it. Prez messed this up bad..

    • @gibbleway
      @gibbleway 9 місяців тому +2

      that pizza looks like poolhall pizza overcooked and left on the floor for 5 hours. people are out of it.

    • @randylahey8207
      @randylahey8207 9 місяців тому +27

      @@gibbleway no, you obviously like different pizza. Which is fine, but the consensus on here is that he WAY underrated it.

    • @billyyager
      @billyyager 9 місяців тому +16

      ​@@gibblewayGo order your pizza from a chain like pizza hut kid. You obviously don't know good pizza lol

  • @user-cc9vm1qs6k
    @user-cc9vm1qs6k Рік тому +758

    I love when Dave goes back into Jacks how no one -- not even Dave -- can figure out if Dave is happy with the pizza or upset. The whole interaction is hilarious.

    • @jessicaamber2364
      @jessicaamber2364 Рік тому +29

      My brain is all over the place watching this lmaooo

    • @Gogettor
      @Gogettor Рік тому +24

      Coked up

    • @RDRK82
      @RDRK82 Рік тому +39

      ‘I’m leaving with more questions than answers’
      -Dave (with all the answers to all the questions)

    • @HazeDough
      @HazeDough Рік тому +11

      Yea! I bet they were stressed until they saw the video

    • @lextmb87
      @lextmb87 Рік тому +3

      @@RDRK82 haha so true. there is absolute no mystery, except the restaurant has a great system for making food without relying on the head chef.

  • @cody_bender
    @cody_bender 8 місяців тому +2

    Such a great episode. Dying that they felt they did something wrong while they did everything right

  • @daniellemartini6411
    @daniellemartini6411 5 місяців тому +1

    “One bite” hahahahaha!!! I love your flashback to quarantine and all your caged up rage 🤣😂. Also, it’s so interesting to me where in the box that you grab your first slice from.

  • @nwesterbeckmaster
    @nwesterbeckmaster Рік тому +663

    That shot of him on the other side of the car holding up a pizza slice and saying "LOOK AT THIS" had me dying 😂

    • @droctagon529
      @droctagon529 Рік тому +5

      It's like the first time he saw the Chicago office all over again!

    • @EMoney-vl9hi
      @EMoney-vl9hi Рік тому +3

      But he wants to put it at 7.8 lol

    • @shawnkunkel3572
      @shawnkunkel3572 Рік тому +5

      only being able to see his head and the slice. lol

    • @lampei
      @lampei Рік тому +1

      yes he can't let it go hahaaaah

    • @KyleHurd
      @KyleHurd Рік тому +4

      And then all of a sudden you’re in the car and you hear a Big Crunch 😂

  • @Matty7272
    @Matty7272 Рік тому +281

    I've never seen Dave so perplexed by a pizza review in all my years of watching. That was fantastic!

  • @timmah2723
    @timmah2723 Місяць тому +1

    “I’m leaving with more answers than I came in with questions 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @whitelion1111
    @whitelion1111 Місяць тому +1

    Just thinking about this video earlier this evening and here it is, and I've always thought since I've first seen it love this video more than any of the other videos he's made

  • @Robx-gx8zy
    @Robx-gx8zy Рік тому +349

    I love when he’s walking away and turns and looks back at the building like it’s a u.f.o hovering in the parking lot 😂😂😂

  • @Meru112
    @Meru112 Рік тому +288

    The candid of Dave eating another slice in the car made me laugh out loud

    • @stant7122
      @stant7122 Рік тому +1

      probably has msg as a hidden ingredient.

    • @AlwaysIllBlood
      @AlwaysIllBlood Рік тому +2

      @@stant7122 no way bro...next you're gonna tell me it has salt as a hidden ingredient.

    • @Retcon__
      @Retcon__ Рік тому +3

      When he pulls up the pizza above the car. Look at this!!!!! 😂

  • @choobplaya
    @choobplaya 8 місяців тому

    Dave WAS THE entertainment of Covid. From stocks, pizza, unboxings, fish keeping, etc. You name it, Dave owned it.

  • @rattlehead2199
    @rattlehead2199 8 місяців тому +5

    Dave clearly had expectations about the pizza. It definately exceeded his expectations.

  • @coolioholio
    @coolioholio Рік тому +418

    Legend has it he's still saying it's the best chain pizza he's ever had

    • @matthewmorin4926
      @matthewmorin4926 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂

    • @grahamjohnson2099
      @grahamjohnson2099 Рік тому +3

      And isn’t Frank Pepe a chain?

    • @kyles5513
      @kyles5513 Рік тому +2

      Jacks...
      Shit pizza..
      Now the best chain pizza..
      I know they are different, but I'm looking for a way to see the irony in this somehow...

    • @mattvan5100
      @mattvan5100 Рік тому +3

      It's the only non chain, chain pizza

    • @Woozlewuzzleable
      @Woozlewuzzleable Рік тому +3

      Director of operations came up with the recipe, everybody knows the rules.

  • @Lifeofjakes
    @Lifeofjakes Рік тому +211

    When someone who isnt Italian cooks a 9+ pizza Daves mind explodes everybody knows the rules

    • @kratosjunior817
      @kratosjunior817 Рік тому

      Which makes zero fuckin sense to me lmao, all pizza makers arent fuckin Italian at all bro, and I've also had Italian pizza that was.. Meh😅 And I had my Black and Mexican and White homies at fuckin Ceces blow my mind so it is truly subjective and an art.. Anyone can do it🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @realtalkz3930
    @realtalkz3930 7 місяців тому +1

    I have never seen him continue eating the same pizza after a review for this long the ending says it all

  • @victorhyman268
    @victorhyman268 8 місяців тому

    It’s the passion that comes into the review……..I learnt a bit about the man when he did this review 🙏💚👍

  • @johnvelez5778
    @johnvelez5778 Рік тому +724

    Dude literally almost ate the whole pie and still maintained a 7.8 score for it. It clearly deserved to be in the 8's. Even said "It can almost be New Haven pizza". Even I, just looking at it thought it should be in the 8's. You can almost taste the appearance of it. 😂 Dave needs to rescore it. It deserves it and he knows it.

    • @tomyoung9039
      @tomyoung9039 9 місяців тому +16

      He changed it to 8 at the end.

    • @tethron.
      @tethron. 9 місяців тому +10

      Should be 8.8

    • @Efilnikufesin76
      @Efilnikufesin76 9 місяців тому +11

      @@tethron. You know he likes when he keeps eating it, otherwise he just closes the box. Around 8.0 is a damn good score!

    • @TheAngryAustrian
      @TheAngryAustrian 9 місяців тому +5

      The problem with corporate spots like this is that you can't guarantee that the quality stays the same vs. a family owned place with the same pizza cooks. So if dave gives them an 8.5 and a month later the chef leaves and the next one cooks trash pizza, people will go there thinking its still an 8.5

    • @Efilnikufesin76
      @Efilnikufesin76 9 місяців тому +2

      @@TheAngryAustrian You also can't guarantee the quality in a family owned small business either. Especially a successful one.
      Very often the kid who takes over has been so spoiled rotten by his predecessors success that they don't understand what made them successful.
      I worked for small business, I've worked for corporates. I stay union now, there is a reason I do.

  • @carsonbealsey9032
    @carsonbealsey9032 Рік тому +278

    I’ve never seen someone so shook over pizza😂 the way he was walking away just gazing at the restaurant in disbelief😂

    • @deenzmartin6695
      @deenzmartin6695 Рік тому

      he might as well have been SHITTING HIS PANTS

    • @matteagan1288
      @matteagan1288 Рік тому +4

      Dave’s scores are like Michelin stars ! He takes this seriously

    • @jet328i2
      @jet328i2 Рік тому

      Shaken

    • @NirvanaMK
      @NirvanaMK Рік тому

      I think it was a frozen pizza. Thats why he was confused,

  • @mik3ymomo
    @mik3ymomo 9 місяців тому +12

    I’ve eaten at a hundred pizza joints and I had the same reaction eating at Anthony’s Coal fired. I came to the conclusion that it’s the oven. The oven does the heavy lifting as long as they don’t screw up anything else the Oven brings it home. I drive by a half dozen mom and pops places to get Anthony’s Coal Fired and I’m unapologetic and I’m an old Italian guy.

    • @AsAugustSleeps
      @AsAugustSleeps 8 місяців тому +2

      You can tell by looking at the pizza that the oven gets to surface of the sun levels of heat. They probably only have to cook the pizza for a couple minutes.

    • @Lunarcheese72
      @Lunarcheese72 6 місяців тому

      Well seeing as this is Jack's, I can safely say you are incorrect.

    • @mik3ymomo
      @mik3ymomo 6 місяців тому +1

      @@Lunarcheese72 its the oven, it’s the oven, it’s the oven. Did you get it yet?

    • @Lunarcheese72
      @Lunarcheese72 6 місяців тому

      @@mik3ymomo You are an old Italian. Goes to the wrong fucking restaurant and tries to play it off as still having it all figured out.
      So you've seen one coal fired oven and assumed you've seen all of tnem. An oven is an oven! You're a fucking genius.

    • @SuperAmin1950
      @SuperAmin1950 4 місяці тому +1

      Wifey and I love da' Anthony's Coal Fired¡☆!

  • @Peter-ek3iy
    @Peter-ek3iy 9 місяців тому +1

    when he holds the slice over the car had me crying lol

  • @jonahfesko8887
    @jonahfesko8887 Рік тому +87

    Legend has it Dave is still outside in the parking lot of Jack's thinking about what went wrong...

  • @Mikefame3
    @Mikefame3 Рік тому +1021

    Dave can’t wrap his head around the fact the chef can make pizza and cook Mexican cuisine 😂😂😭😭…it’s not that complicated

    • @douglaspatrick868
      @douglaspatrick868 Рік тому +33

      Absolutely correct! If you are willing to mentally focus, apply yourself, and put in the hard work to learn you can build the competency and skill-set to be very good at cooking any cuisine no matter how alien it is to your own background or upbringing. Case in point, look at all the young men and women that come from places like Mexico, Guatemala, Honduras, or El Salvador then bust their asses working their way up from doing prep work and dish pit duty to being executive chefs running commercial kitchens doing cuisine from the other side of the planet at the highest possible level. If you feel passionately enough about something to have the personal drive to dedicate yourself to becoming an expert at it and follow through with the hard work required you can do some pretty cool things in your work life, whatever field you choose. It won't be easy and there will be many times the thought of throwing your hands up and walking away at the very least crosses your mind, but the possibilities and opportunities are out there!

    • @dulichion
      @dulichion 11 місяців тому +2

      Listen latin, italian, whatever you focus on the right technique, right ingredients you can make excellent pizza. I happen to be Italian so I have a leg up, and lucky for me lived two blocks from DiFara's.

    • @swagchief98
      @swagchief98 10 місяців тому +22

      @@douglaspatrick868 bro i aint reading all that 💀

    • @LeadMunitions
      @LeadMunitions 10 місяців тому

      🤣

    • @topps4213
      @topps4213 10 місяців тому +22

      He's just confused as fuck because this "chain"/ private company is replicating an artisan pizza that has no right looking and tasting this great. Most companies like these are in it for the money, not the quality. Imagine going to Olive Garden and tasting incredible actual authentic pasta or lasagna. Your mind would go mad with confusion.

  • @GlitchMonki
    @GlitchMonki 7 місяців тому

    Dave being so shocked is awesome 😂

  • @RodRegan
    @RodRegan 4 місяці тому +1

    Daves incredulous line of questioning got me geekin

  • @robertlong7841
    @robertlong7841 Рік тому +625

    That's an 8.6 pie ALL DAY. Dave fumbled

    • @jonhowerton2537
      @jonhowerton2537 Рік тому +30

      100% I guessed 8.7 I haven’t been this off in a long time.

    • @freddie_mvp
      @freddie_mvp Рік тому +18

      Nah too dry for a high 8’s, everybody knows the rules

    • @TimoW43
      @TimoW43 Рік тому +2

      Exactly what I said!

    • @drhubs7049
      @drhubs7049 Рік тому +4

      8.1 for sure

    • @gattamom
      @gattamom Рік тому

      8.3 for this one and throw out that high score you gave for that limp-dick pizza a couple of days ago!

  • @Jake-pz7oi
    @Jake-pz7oi Рік тому +223

    This is the most unintentionally funny review ever. Never seen someone so enamored by how a pizza is so good 😂

  • @BradR1232
    @BradR1232 8 місяців тому +1

    When he held the pizza over the roof of the car 😂😂😂

  • @mikebunt751
    @mikebunt751 2 місяці тому +4

    This review still haunts me

  • @abrahamlupercio5621
    @abrahamlupercio5621 Рік тому +284

    Dave did not want to leave he was looking back at the restaurant like it did something to him 😂😂😂

  • @keahilanil3469
    @keahilanil3469 Рік тому +116

    One interrogation of the staff, everyone knows Dave's scoring system is complete bonkers.

    • @ericduany2809
      @ericduany2809 Рік тому +2

      I assume anything above 7 means I will definitely like it. Hell, probably 5 or higher.

    • @rockn1000
      @rockn1000 Рік тому +1

      Just so obv biased on what mood dave is in & esp how many reviews he's done that day, how many 8's he's given out in a pizza region.. hard to take em seriously these days given all the caveats. Especially when clearly a pizza of this caliber is stuck w/ an avg score bc he got his facts wrong going in & then it comes down to some killer pizza chef getting docked bc he also makes Mexican food

    • @cubanheelsbeerbelly
      @cubanheelsbeerbelly Рік тому

      That 100-point scale is retarded. He just says a number. It has no meaning.

  • @caiusKeys
    @caiusKeys 7 місяців тому

    Thanks Dave! Now I gotta go to Jack's, and yeah, you totally lowballed it. Love this review.

  • @reinoldjones2582
    @reinoldjones2582 8 місяців тому

    It’s funny seeing Dave in a ad before watching this

  • @Petz420
    @Petz420 Рік тому +579

    Surprised it wasn’t in the 8’s.
    It looked like the ideal pizza Dave enjoys.

    • @XXX.0X
      @XXX.0X Рік тому +139

      It would be if some old Italian guy with a sob story named Luigi made it. Dave's criteria is embarrassing.

    • @gattamom
      @gattamom Рік тому +6

      @@XXX.0X snob scoring - best pizza? yes, thumbs up, corporate - thumbs down, Mexican chef -two thumbs down. Wrong, wrong, wrong! You should be ashamed of yourself!

    • @jashickey
      @jashickey Рік тому +37

      I can usually guess pretty accurately before he gives his score. I went from 8.3-8.6 as a guess, just based on his reaction. I was shocked when he put it in the 7's.

    • @jordanmoors607
      @jordanmoors607 Рік тому +18

      ​@@jashickey yeah I'm usually right there with you. But this one I was completely off. I thought 8.3 as well

    • @danielbernier9115
      @danielbernier9115 Рік тому +12

      I guessed 8.6 ....

  • @Renniz72
    @Renniz72 Рік тому +181

    Dave getting psyched out by a new restaurant paradigm. That pizza was easily 8.2.

  • @stanfordhiga2135
    @stanfordhiga2135 Рік тому +92

    Dave was so taken back he couldn’t even properly score this pizza. By the way of his reaction it’s definitely an 8.7. 20 minutes later he’s still raving about the no flop. Rescore this pizza immediately

    • @jakenake3401
      @jakenake3401 9 місяців тому +1

      Only in the US guy can build up 125 million net worth just by eating and filming Pizza's, Dave is A list celebrity already, everybody knows him lol

  • @mnforager
    @mnforager 2 місяці тому

    Oh wow lol. I loved Dave's investigative reporting on this. The plot thickens considerably

  • @DxPxOfficial
    @DxPxOfficial 5 місяців тому +1

    They deserve to be revisited because of the confusion

  • @umu
    @umu Рік тому +127

    You can tell it's underrated... because of how much Dave ate... I've seen 8.4s where he doesn't eat that much.

  • @Karl_Drogo55
    @Karl_Drogo55 Рік тому +172

    LOL that transition of dave just holding the pizza slice while half way into the car towards the end just still in disbelief is priceless hahahah

  • @ocfrankj
    @ocfrankj Місяць тому

    I watch all your vids bro… I have never watched you eat that many slices! And that pie looks outstanding😋. Cheers to the chef

  • @simoharjane7823
    @simoharjane7823 9 місяців тому +1

    Dave made people inside feel like if the pizza was frozen but really really really good

  • @DJStrongStyle
    @DJStrongStyle Рік тому +264

    Dave not understanding what a head Chef does at a restaurant is golden

    • @marcohernandez9674
      @marcohernandez9674 Рік тому +16

      Lol he should have tried the Mexican food 😂

    • @CarlVandenberg
      @CarlVandenberg Рік тому +5

      Nailed it. I worked at a large well known country club (with over 1,000 members) as an assistant golf pro and I got to see what a head chef does, and surprisingly not as much cooking as I thought they would do....just everything else that makes it it great. This dude was an artist with a chainsaw and a block of ice (ice carving for events). He used to do it down in the garage where we parked the carts...it was amazing to watch.

    • @anthonylombardo1261
      @anthonylombardo1261 Рік тому +26

      @@CarlVandenberg completely lost me with the ice carving

    • @mikeboshko2623
      @mikeboshko2623 Рік тому

      ​@@anthonylombardo1261 its a vandenberg analysis clearly

    • @anthonylombardo1261
      @anthonylombardo1261 Рік тому +2

      @@mikeboshko2623 now I just googled vandenberg analysis and I’m completely MIA. Why do none of you make sense?

  • @Frdtsl
    @Frdtsl 9 місяців тому +329

    I never seen dave eat so much of a pie in a review. 😆 🤣 😂

    • @RunnerLogan
      @RunnerLogan 9 місяців тому +7

      He made me want a piece he ate so much

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 7 місяців тому

      You know the rules

    • @whdbnrm3023
      @whdbnrm3023 5 місяців тому +1

      I thought the same thing. Seems like the one bite review turned into a one pie review

  • @Leeeee1
    @Leeeee1 7 місяців тому

    never have i ever seen someone so in denial about a pizza score lol,
    love these videos

  • @TheBradleyd1146
    @TheBradleyd1146 2 місяці тому +1

    This needs a rescore. Justice for Jacks.

  • @-EchoesIntoEternity-
    @-EchoesIntoEternity- Рік тому +104

    one bite, Dave is baffled by the concept of a corporate restaurant group

    • @-EchoesIntoEternity-
      @-EchoesIntoEternity- Рік тому +14

      @@onehandwashestheother how dare a Mexican cook anything other than Mexican food!
      -Portnoy 2023

    • @58sportsuburban
      @58sportsuburban Рік тому +1

      A corporate restaurant group, with one location.

    • @-EchoesIntoEternity-
      @-EchoesIntoEternity- Рік тому +1

      @@58sportsuburban you're a special kind of special. 4:34 they mention the other concepts in the restaurant group. feel free to delete your moronic comment.

    • @1cryogen
      @1cryogen Рік тому +2

      @The Yiz and the Yatz A lot of good pizza in NYC is cooked by Mexicans.

    • @nonyabizz3533
      @nonyabizz3533 Рік тому

      @@-EchoesIntoEternity- Bro take that down. You will here from Portnoys lawyers.

  • @KasperPSR
    @KasperPSR Рік тому +470

    i love how suspicious Dave was of the pizza chef

    • @RainerNeufeld
      @RainerNeufeld Рік тому +21

      no doubt those were weak answers! i wanted him to go into the back and watch someone make that pizza

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 11 місяців тому +5

      because he isn't a pizza chef.

    • @allroundlad
      @allroundlad 9 місяців тому +4

      @@RainerNeufeld You think it's frozen or what? The guy made the pizza what's so hard to believe? Just cause he's not italian doesn't mean he can't make a good pizza.

    • @HardCold-Alquan
      @HardCold-Alquan 9 місяців тому +8

      @@allroundlad In many of these Italian pizza places, they have Mexicans cooking anyway.

    • @DrGoyo626
      @DrGoyo626 9 місяців тому +10

      @@allroundladi think its because dave has seen pizza makers who take enormous pride into pizza that isnt as good as that. And then the chef makes this pizza then doesnt seem to be interested in taking credit for what dave believes is a very good pizza.

  • @andreyv1
    @andreyv1 2 місяці тому

    That pizza looked amazing, almost makes me want to fly out to MA to try it. Also, Dave's confused face at multiple points in this episode is priceless 😂

  • @arkine11
    @arkine11 8 місяців тому

    I just love the lines. "Secret between me and you" with almost 1 million views 🤣

  • @stoakcity
    @stoakcity Рік тому +72

    Legendary review. They may have gotten a 7.8, technically speaking, but they also got an 8.8 promo

  • @AlokSomani
    @AlokSomani Рік тому +254

    Lol the fact that this video continued on and on with Dave being bewildered endlessly was absolutely hilarious. Gotta give it the score it deserves Dave, whether it doesn't make sense that they can split focus and still make pizza this good or not! The fact is they are!

    • @ryanmanes8985
      @ryanmanes8985 10 місяців тому +3

      He didn’t keep the 7.8 because they make Mexican food. He kept it because thems the rules.

  • @woofbark1520
    @woofbark1520 8 місяців тому

    I think this is one of the top 5 ever pizza reviews

  • @hpdb
    @hpdb 7 місяців тому

    That look on your face after you said 8.1 😂 confusion is real

  • @CheezBurgrWitNoCheez
    @CheezBurgrWitNoCheez Рік тому +50

    Dave behind the car still amazed with the 0 flop was hilarious. He can't get over the pizza.

  • @Ill06Taco
    @Ill06Taco Рік тому +470

    Never judge a pizza by who made it

    • @BallerTWashington
      @BallerTWashington 11 місяців тому +21

      unless it's Papi from Seinfeld...

    • @bluerum896
      @bluerum896 10 місяців тому +9

      I think it makes sense. It’s really good but you can’t know if the integrity of the pizza is consistent when it comes to chains because there are different chefs.

    • @imkool51391
      @imkool51391 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@bluerum896integrity of the pizza? What are you talking about. If it's good pizza it's good pizza

    • @johnkoho1245
      @johnkoho1245 10 місяців тому +7

      ​​@@imkool51391you ever go to a mcdonalds and its trash, but go to another location and it's always good? Its all about the chefs my dude.

    • @awerawer0708
      @awerawer0708 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@johnkoho1245hes reviewing the pie that hes eating not throwing out a guess on how bad it could be if another chef cooked it

  • @ichiban-iq7wt
    @ichiban-iq7wt 7 місяців тому +1

    this might be my alltime fave pizza review

  • @user-lo4er8wy9l
    @user-lo4er8wy9l 3 місяці тому +1

    It's an 8.1 then. Dave jumped the gun on the sprint, it happens to the best of us.

  • @2klogic
    @2klogic Рік тому +353

    the fact that he gave the Riverview Restaurant an 8.2 and this a 7.8 makes me think all his scores are just a spur of the moment score 🤣

    • @tw7060
      @tw7060 Рік тому +48

      it's almost like he says it off the top of his head on the street

    • @WillZiacoma
      @WillZiacoma Рік тому +23

      You must be new here

    • @2klogic
      @2klogic Рік тому +1

      @@WillZiacoma not new here, just not a fan boy and see thru his shitty scoring lol

    • @turntableable
      @turntableable Рік тому +19

      Riverview was a travesty. He didn’t even want to eat it, but gave it an 8.2 simply because of politics (by politics I don’t mean Republican/Democrat, I mean because of who the owner is, etc.). That review is going to bug me for a while. It was one the floppiest, undercooked pizzas I’ve seen on here. Didn’t even deserve a 6.

    • @2klogic
      @2klogic Рік тому +1

      @@turntableable lmfao not that deep but yea youre right 100%, overrated cuz the staff were oldies

  • @dicemannft9962
    @dicemannft9962 Рік тому +120

    At 8:08 when Dave goes “I mean look at this” and Austin veers over the top of the car to Dave holding the slice with absolutely ZERO flop. 😂

    • @OriginalJDB
      @OriginalJDB Рік тому +2

      The perspective and how small Dave looks is hilarious!!

  • @taylorwoods8001
    @taylorwoods8001 7 місяців тому +1

    “one bite everybody knows the rules” : takes more than one bite. 😂everytime

  • @baconation2637
    @baconation2637 9 місяців тому +1

    Never seen Dave so baffled.

  • @mikeymutual5489
    @mikeymutual5489 Рік тому +177

    Dave's "big brain" looked like it was going to start smoking. Evidently two restaurants sharing a kitchen is something that will make his head explode.

    • @leq6992
      @leq6992 Рік тому +23

      For real, that entire staff looked shellshocked, wondering what kind of drugged out lunatic just stumbled into the restaurant demanding to know how they can possibly make great pizza and Mexican food lol.

    • @JayTac1
      @JayTac1 Рік тому

      Right. This shows he factors in a lot of stuff that doesn't matter instead of just rating the pizza itself.

  • @Airbender19
    @Airbender19 8 місяців тому +1

    Lmfaooo. I love how this place threw Dave into an existential spiral 💀

  • @TwoCaptainsOneShip
    @TwoCaptainsOneShip 8 місяців тому

    Headed there today for a taste! Can't wait!

  • @christophers.4007
    @christophers.4007 Рік тому +68

    Dave, the type of guy to leave with more answers than questions. everyone knows the rules