The Acolyte Episode 5 CAN'T STOP The Disney Star Wars DISASTER | Elon Musk SLAMS Kathleen Kennedy!

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  • @arnick2
    @arnick2 15 днів тому +291

    The Power of Zero - the number of people who enjoy The Acolyte

    • @gregweisal5542
      @gregweisal5542 14 днів тому +7

      The power of one....grace Randolf is the only one but only cause Disney is paying for that new York penthouse

    • @mattburke5491
      @mattburke5491 14 днів тому

      @@gregweisal5542the dollars are manyyyyy

    • @clave2049
      @clave2049 14 днів тому +1

      @@gregweisal5542HE VADERED

    • @TheOffensiveAtheist71
      @TheOffensiveAtheist71 13 днів тому

      I like it!

  • @ReasonablySkeptic
    @ReasonablySkeptic 14 днів тому +20

    Please *NEVER STOP CALLING HER HARVEY WEINSTEIN'S GIRL!*

  • @captyonah1378
    @captyonah1378 15 днів тому +336

    When you told us you didn’t make it for us and not to watch if we don’t like it. We listened! Star Wars is dead.

    • @xeofang
      @xeofang 15 днів тому

      They made something for the 1 percent and even half of them ain’t watching. I guess they thought there was more of “THEM” than there is.

    • @GalaxyEyes_Cal
      @GalaxyEyes_Cal 15 днів тому +20

      So what's the problem? If we doing what they asked why are they catching a fit? It's so confusing, 😆 🤣 😂

    • @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp
      @SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp 14 днів тому +11

      Na, it’s alive, energetic, and stronger than ever before. Just like our President Joe Biden. The greatest President of Mark Hamill’s lifetime!

    • @TheHopebane
      @TheHopebane 14 днів тому +8

      @@SecondBreakfastAndThreeH-zo3jp is that the crack talking or sarcasm

    • @lawjef
      @lawjef 14 днів тому +5

      touching grass has been great

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 15 днів тому +138

    The power of one
    The power of two
    The power of 13%

  • @blacksuperwoman1837
    @blacksuperwoman1837 14 днів тому +48

    Pretty sure she would’ve burned off all her hair and melted her face. A lightsaber isn’t scissors.

    • @carolinaelitegymnastics2874
      @carolinaelitegymnastics2874 14 днів тому +4

      If only

    • @demoniclily1892
      @demoniclily1892 14 днів тому +3

      They don’t understand the physics of a light saber. It’s a stick of energy that burns hotter than the suns core. It’s not a sword blade!

  • @randybobandy9828
    @randybobandy9828 15 днів тому +213

    It costs $16,000 per second to make this show....let that sink in

    • @CrimsonSurvival
      @CrimsonSurvival 15 днів тому +17

      I can think of better things to spend 16K on.

    • @Ethan_Alexandur
      @Ethan_Alexandur 14 днів тому +5

      Money means nothing.

    • @The_Primary_Axiom
      @The_Primary_Axiom 14 днів тому +14

      Jesus Christ. It’s amazing house of the Dragon costs less per episode, and it’s twice as long.

    • @philanderphillips2309
      @philanderphillips2309 14 днів тому

      @@The_Primary_Axiom IKR

    • @MDestroyerX
      @MDestroyerX 14 днів тому +3

      @@CrimsonSurvivallegos I would gladly take even 1/10 of that 16k to spend on legos

  • @joeschmo622
    @joeschmo622 15 днів тому +23

    _"This isn't for you! Turn off your teevee!"_
    Kbye.
    13% and falling. 😂😂😂

  • @och70
    @och70 14 днів тому +30

    Star Wars is for everyone…who doesn’t need good writing, world building, acting, etc.

  • @offcutstudio6381
    @offcutstudio6381 15 днів тому +94

    Someone called the show “Acodyke” and I felt that

    • @p00lboy
      @p00lboy 15 днів тому +9

      ima spread that name like a rumor

    • @och70
      @och70 14 днів тому +5

      Accurate

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 14 днів тому +3

      That was me on Ryan’s video from June 10. By all means I want everyone to use it.

    • @jah-mezwilliams9776
      @jah-mezwilliams9776 14 днів тому +3

      Wokalyte

  • @michaelmcneely1377
    @michaelmcneely1377 15 днів тому +121

    Don't give Disney another CENT of your money!!

    • @sharonmaldonado8922
      @sharonmaldonado8922 14 днів тому +4

      BOYCOTT DISNEY FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @ivofixzone6410
      @ivofixzone6410 14 днів тому +1

      Only disney....? What about woke holywood and AAA gaming. Torrents can provide games and movies for free.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 12 днів тому +2

      @ivofixzone6410
      I have no interest in torrenting this shite either. It’s not about the cost, I don’t want to watch it for free.

  • @skyblazeXIII
    @skyblazeXIII 14 днів тому +15

    The power of one. 🤦🏾‍♂️
    The power of two. 🤮
    The power of BULLSHIIIIITTTT!😂😂😂

  • @Cryptoscammersbeware
    @Cryptoscammersbeware 15 днів тому +49

    The smell of the burning dreads was putrid and toxic.

  • @jeremysteinmark2845
    @jeremysteinmark2845 15 днів тому +33

    The acolyte is the wokalyte

    • @alexdragoon74
      @alexdragoon74 14 днів тому

      Da Star Wars a Star Woke!

    • @VorenusXIII
      @VorenusXIII 14 днів тому +1

      Disney Wars: Acolyte of Harvey Weinstein.

  • @PrimeCypher
    @PrimeCypher 14 днів тому +18

    Never a good thing when the only reason people didn’t guess a “twist” is because they were saying “no way, that’d be too dumb”

  • @Rinavani
    @Rinavani 15 днів тому +43

    $180 million for this…how

    • @mstrikesback168
      @mstrikesback168 14 днів тому +8

      haircuts are expensive in hollywood

    • @denshoni
      @denshoni 14 днів тому +4

      Showrunners 100% lining their pockets with the money they aren’t giving women 🤣

    • @noodles4676
      @noodles4676 14 днів тому +2

      Remember when Karyn McCarthy sued Disney alleging she wasn't paid for her work on the Acoshyte?
      I can't seem to find information regarding Herdberg and her plank of wood, nepo-hire wife's pay for it though...

    • @mathi9084
      @mathi9084 14 днів тому +2

      Laundering scheme, it can't be anything else than that.
      And I'm not sarcastic.
      Where has that amount of money been spent onscreen so far ?

    • @horizont6172
      @horizont6172 14 днів тому

      I know how, but if I told you, I would be called names

  • @Thandar324
    @Thandar324 15 днів тому +74

    Her favorite episode that she calls a work of art? Its awful.

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 14 днів тому +6

      I can’t get over the fact the twin cuts her weave off with a lightsaber and none of the other Jedi can sense that she’s not her twin. Smh even the most inept of jedi could distinguish individual *clones* from one another yet they can’t tell the light side twin apart from the dark side twin???

    • @Gundamsuit.
      @Gundamsuit. 14 днів тому

      @@lawrencetalbot8346 interesting you assume he doesn’t know. The way he says “your sister” instead of “mae” leads me to believe he knows shes trying to trick him but hes keeping it from her.

    • @stormryder4305
      @stormryder4305 13 днів тому

      It's DEI art.

  • @chrissullivan6574
    @chrissullivan6574 14 днів тому +12

    How do you make a million dollar company? Give Kathleen Kennedy a billion dollar company. Oldie but goodie.

  • @johnchapman6446
    @johnchapman6446 15 днів тому +11

    It's all so obvious that it almost seems like a deliberate self-destruction of a well established entertainment company by it's own management and shareholders.

    • @user-uw8bm1jv8k
      @user-uw8bm1jv8k 14 днів тому

      It's now fashionable for corporations to flip off their customers. The wokies feel it's for their own good. Kelloggs went all in for George Floyd rioters - closed several plants soon after. Gillette's white male bashing cost them hugely. Bud Light did a wheelie into the Grand Canyon, for no reason.

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 15 днів тому +36

    Fingers crossed that The Acolyte's ratings will get lowered to 10%, or even less.

    • @och70
      @och70 14 днів тому +1

      Disney will pay Rotten Tomatoes to remove enough negative audience reviews to prevent it from getting that low.

    • @OmnicidalClown1992
      @OmnicidalClown1992 14 днів тому

      ​@@och70 Well, with all the money Disney has been squandering, it's only a matter of time before they'll eventually run out and they will be unable to pay off RottenTomatoes. It definitely won't happen tomorrow, next week, next month, or maybe not even next year, but there's a chance that it will happen.

    • @aisac21
      @aisac21 14 днів тому +1

      1% would be about right

    • @hammerofscience534
      @hammerofscience534 13 днів тому

      I'm guessing they have already frozen it at 13 percent. I wouldn't be surprised if it started to rise again.

  • @CrimsonSurvival
    @CrimsonSurvival 15 днів тому +58

    Is it just me, or does “The Acolyte” TV show poster with the bloody lightsaber supposed to represent that time of the month for these phlegminists?

    • @lawrencetalbot8346
      @lawrencetalbot8346 14 днів тому +3

      I’m surprised Maxipad hasn’t sued for copyright infringement on their advertising

    • @UndefeatedCJ
      @UndefeatedCJ 14 днів тому

      @@lawrencetalbot8346lmao

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 13 днів тому

      I believe so.

  • @ryanmiller-nh4cl
    @ryanmiller-nh4cl 15 днів тому +104

    This show is e perfect example on everything wrong with modern entertainment.

    • @shadows.82
      @shadows.82 15 днів тому +6

      facts

    • @randybobandy9828
      @randybobandy9828 15 днів тому +5

      Puts she hulk to shame

    • @tylzzr
      @tylzzr 15 днів тому +3

      still have more to come. hold onto your money, these are hard times

    • @lucianmoon58
      @lucianmoon58 15 днів тому +6

      I have been watching old movies.

    • @BoondockGore
      @BoondockGore 15 днів тому +3

      I haven't seen it. I just like to click on anything that is making fun of Disney. I wish more giant platforms like south park would go in. That was great

  • @joligedimi7798
    @joligedimi7798 15 днів тому +16

    13 percent on RT despite the positive reviews bombing. 😂

  • @Livitt351
    @Livitt351 15 днів тому +17

    Weird Weird 😅😅😅

  • @Aegis_359
    @Aegis_359 15 днів тому +16

    You just wait, when the sisters team up in the final ep to kill the sith with "the power of many", all the dead witches will be "Thread" ghosts standing behind them to help. just like Echo! its coming!

  • @robertcovino4889
    @robertcovino4889 15 днів тому +15

    Please get below 10% 😂 I have hope they can do it. 🙏🏻

  • @jeffsummstl
    @jeffsummstl 14 днів тому +23

    If she’s cutting her hair with a lightsaber, why would she jerk and stand up so quickly like that? It just seems really really dangerous.

    • @Gundamsuit.
      @Gundamsuit. 14 днів тому

      “Why do jedi swing their sabers, it seems dangerous”

    • @MrLibormortis
      @MrLibormortis 14 днів тому +6

      It must be like cutting your own hair with a chainsaw

    • @mathi9084
      @mathi9084 14 днів тому +4

      Because girlboss, ya know.

    • @alexclark1476
      @alexclark1476 14 днів тому

      because it's a really cool move and we're all impressed okkkk

  • @roninsdog261
    @roninsdog261 15 днів тому +52

    The most confusing thing for me is that so many people complaining about the show or anything Star Wars are still watching it.
    I haven't watched anything Star Wars in over 5 years, and I know I've missed nothing.

    • @trevturp6891
      @trevturp6891 15 днів тому +1

      You haven’t even rewatched The OT, The PT, TCW, Rebels, Rogue One, Solo, Mando, Andor, Tales of The Jedi, and The Bad Batch?

    • @saltyarmyislegion4876
      @saltyarmyislegion4876 14 днів тому +5

      Same! I wouldn't even pirate the trash! Star wars, indy, marvel etc, they're all dead to me! They destroyed these franchises SO badly, that i cant even bring myself to watch the originals. 👏👏👏 well done Disney, well done! 👏 👏👏

    • @roninsdog261
      @roninsdog261 14 днів тому +5

      @trevturp6891 The what?
      Okay, it's like this. I loved Game of Thrones a lot, but it started going off the rails in season 7 and completely lost the plot in season 8. I have the season 1 to 8 box set and have tried to go back and watch it all, but I only get a couple of episodes into the first season & just can't go on because i know that it all turns to shit. I also have the blu ray of the last jedi. I've only watched the first 10 minutes. Haven't been able to go back to it.

    • @h20lucifer24
      @h20lucifer24 14 днів тому +2

      I gave up on Disney years ago and people get mad at me that I don’t keep up with “ woke trash” like man my last 6 years have been amazing nothing of value was lost to me

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 13 днів тому +1

      100%

  • @billybatts8283
    @billybatts8283 15 днів тому +6

    Never trist anyone who blow air from 3 holes.

  • @icehour6568
    @icehour6568 15 днів тому +16

    I couldn't stop laughing that he's using the light saber aiming at mei like a gun that if he turns it on he'll stab his arm instead of turning it on while lean it closely below her neck🤣

    • @roninsdog261
      @roninsdog261 15 днів тому

      So you watched it and are still subscribed to Disney though?

    • @icehour6568
      @icehour6568 15 днів тому +2

      ​@@roninsdog261 nope, just saw the clip on Twitter by tweeted by nerdrotic the same way ryan here is doing by pulling up a clip from someone.

    • @roninsdog261
      @roninsdog261 15 днів тому +1

      @icehour6568 Well, thank the Gods. There is still hope.

  • @Damien616
    @Damien616 14 днів тому +3

    The Star wars are over, their defeat is final...now let the dream die, and live with the memories of what a wonderful war it once was, a long time ago, in a galaxy far away....

  • @ninjabearpress2574
    @ninjabearpress2574 15 днів тому +12

    Lightsaber haircut?
    Pretty sure scissors exist in this show.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 15 днів тому +4

      The kind of scissors they use aren't used for cutting but they will cause friction burns.

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 14 днів тому

      @@hawkeye5955 😉

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 13 днів тому +2

      Looooooots of scissors exist 😉

  • @SuperBenathon
    @SuperBenathon 14 днів тому +4

    I wonder how much that haircut cost the budget. 🤔

  • @user-bx3dg4wo1e
    @user-bx3dg4wo1e 15 днів тому +8

    I always thought the Jedi took their dead with them to have a proper cremation at the Jedi Temple. Also only Jedi Temple guards had yellow lightsabers.

  • @bigplaytv
    @bigplaytv 15 днів тому +94

    Rotten tomatoes has absolutely NO MORE CREDIBILITY😂😂😂

    • @user-di3zy2ey7v
      @user-di3zy2ey7v 14 днів тому +3

      Don't blame the page, it just aggregates critics reviews. Even the certified fresh status is automatically given after a quota of critics reviews is met. The page even tells you where every critic is from. There you can see what media outlets not to believe anymore.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 13 днів тому +1

      @user-di3zy2ey7v
      Don’t blame the page? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      Mate who do you think pulls down all the 1 stars? Father Christmas?

    • @user-di3zy2ey7v
      @user-di3zy2ey7v 13 днів тому

      @@samblack5313 Rotten tomatoes is only a review aggregator. The ones actually rating are real people from other media pages. Those other people rating will still do the same with or without Rotten tomatoes. The page only makes it easy to see in one place what everyone is already saying. If you have a problem with the reviews just go and see where those "critics" are from. IGN? any other? That's who the real problem are.

    • @bigplaytv
      @bigplaytv 13 днів тому

      @@user-di3zy2ey7v you sound goofy as hell. Sit down somewhere

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 12 днів тому +1

      @user-di3zy2ey7v
      Mate, they pull down 1 star user reviews to skew ratings. These are not the actions of an impartial website.

  • @user-di3zy2ey7v
    @user-di3zy2ey7v 15 днів тому +29

    Somebody start a campaign to convince Elon to buy Disney

    • @Mariofanaticanimations
      @Mariofanaticanimations 14 днів тому

      Ban Elon Musk from twitter

    • @user-di3zy2ey7v
      @user-di3zy2ey7v 14 днів тому +8

      @@Mariofanaticanimations Are you confused or something?

    • @Mariofanaticanimations
      @Mariofanaticanimations 14 днів тому

      @@user-di3zy2ey7v no it’s that Elon musk betrayed us before he unsuspended accounts, be rebranded it to just X and rate limiting tweets, removing likes, etc

    • @samaeldrakul4191
      @samaeldrakul4191 14 днів тому

      Send an R2 unit to spacex with the holographic message "Help us Elon Musk... Youre our only hope!"

    • @sharonmaldonado8922
      @sharonmaldonado8922 14 днів тому

      YOU MEAN BURY DISNEY

  • @dwainmorris7854
    @dwainmorris7854 15 днів тому +5

    I can't believe that score still at 13%

  • @tytaylor8680
    @tytaylor8680 15 днів тому +4

    LMAO!!! That lightsaber haircut seems like something out of Spaceballs! HAHAHA!!!

  • @dronesclubhighjinks
    @dronesclubhighjinks 15 днів тому +5

    No no... Halbrand is Sauron was equally obvious 😂

  • @skits_3d824
    @skits_3d824 14 днів тому +5

    1:58 They tried to do a Mulan 1998 haircut scene but it don't make sense at all. Hair is flamable for one and two SHE STILL HAS HER MARK so she won't be tricking anybody once they notice it.

  • @deadshade442
    @deadshade442 15 днів тому +11

    How can we not speak against Disney when we have such a powerful ally with us 🎉🎉🎉

    • @user-di3zy2ey7v
      @user-di3zy2ey7v 14 днів тому +2

      somebody start a campaign to convince Elon to buy Disney

  • @rexlumontad5644
    @rexlumontad5644 15 днів тому +13

    Smilo Ren just wants to go for a walk and asked the Jedi how's their health plan.
    Apparently it was great.

    • @jeremiahwallace2275
      @jeremiahwallace2275 15 днів тому

      Underrated comment, and sadly not many people guessed the reference.
      Also, *BITCH I EAT PEOPLE!!!*

  • @Neil.02
    @Neil.02 15 днів тому +13

    DEI, ESG etc are the death of creativity.

  • @cookiecookie88729
    @cookiecookie88729 14 днів тому +11

    I don't get why people are still refering to RT. This site is rigged as hell

    • @stormryder4305
      @stormryder4305 13 днів тому +1

      It is rigged to favor Hollywoke. But even then it fail miserable when it comes to audience score. That's the point. Using enemy weapon against themselves is brilliant strategy.

  • @foxhunt368763
    @foxhunt368763 14 днів тому +4

    The power of 1, the power of 3, the power of 13%

  • @jayhanson-hs5vg
    @jayhanson-hs5vg 13 днів тому +2

    how can a company keep her after so many flops . its not about making money its about an agenda

  • @izi5150
    @izi5150 11 днів тому +2

    A Jedi can sense danger faraway through the force, but can’t see it if they have a haircut…

  • @dcmastermindfirst9418
    @dcmastermindfirst9418 15 днів тому +8

    Yup I'm done with star wars and Disney

  • @MikeSidious
    @MikeSidious 14 днів тому +2

    This thing cost $180 Million? What did they spend it all on, the fat Jedi's catering?

  • @KennyMcGavin
    @KennyMcGavin 14 днів тому +5

    "A Jedi doesn't pull her weapon unless prepared to kill.................................................................................... or to get a new haircut"

  • @tetsuoswrath
    @tetsuoswrath 14 днів тому +4

    Instead of Acolyte, it's a pack-o-shyte.

  • @mikemoore4033
    @mikemoore4033 14 днів тому +3

    The fall of the House of Mouse proceeds at a steady pace. Faster!

  • @bushidoseven
    @bushidoseven 15 днів тому +18

    Star Wars died when Annakin killed all those people on the Deathstar

    • @mstrikesback168
      @mstrikesback168 14 днів тому +1

      Anakin was brave for making that sacrifice.

  • @TheOneAndOnlyDaan
    @TheOneAndOnlyDaan 14 днів тому +29

    Elon Musk should buy Disney and cancel it total

    • @dreddykrugernew
      @dreddykrugernew 14 днів тому

      Its worth $184bn so although its not impossible is he really going to go for it?

    • @ambientoccluser
      @ambientoccluser 14 днів тому

      @@dreddykrugernew You don't need to cash all of the worth of it, just enough share with other likemind investors to have a decisive vote. But I doubt he will go into another vanity investment. He's having plenty of serious bussiness with spaceX and Tesla.

    • @dreddykrugernew
      @dreddykrugernew 14 днів тому

      @@ambientoccluser Im guessing the Chinese paymasters have more money to fend off anyone.

  • @nephlite
    @nephlite 15 днів тому +17

    So..they couldn't afford a wookie fight but they could afford the lightsaber hair cut...yeah that fits...*sigh*

    • @randybobandy9828
      @randybobandy9828 15 днів тому +2

      It costs $16,000 per second of this show 😂

    • @EddieBloecher
      @EddieBloecher 15 днів тому +1

      Wookies have way more hair so.....
      Lol Kidding!!!

    • @mstrikesback168
      @mstrikesback168 14 днів тому +1

      But just think of all the hair on those wookies, thats a lot of lightsaber haircuts.

    • @nephlite
      @nephlite 14 днів тому

      @@mstrikesback168 not sure if I missed sarcasm here, but the wookie and Smilo would be people in costume (they already paid for both). Most of the cgi would be lightsaber and lighting. Likely less expensive than all those dreads flying around plus lighting and lightsaber. At least I would say scrapping the haircut would save some money and they perhaps could have squeezed the rest of the money out elsewhere.

  • @himynameisaaron86
    @himynameisaaron86 15 днів тому +7

    Hilarious that she comes out and says it's her FAVORITE....IGN gives it a 9.

    • @RogerSole3
      @RogerSole3 15 днів тому +3

      9 out of a hundred, seems about right.

    • @mathi9084
      @mathi9084 14 днів тому

      These critics are out of touch.
      By IMDB standards, it would literrally be GoT in space.

  • @baska-
    @baska- 14 днів тому +18

    KK is just following orders and doing what she's told. She's got a lot of dirt on too many people, so she'll *never* be fired. The only way KK leaves Star Wars is when Disney sells Lucasfilm to someone.

  • @michaelmikeykellymikeydama5405
    @michaelmikeykellymikeydama5405 15 днів тому +37

    I'm pretty sure if you cut your hair with a lightsaber, it would set it on fire. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!!!

  • @79TROUBLESHOOTER
    @79TROUBLESHOOTER 14 днів тому +3

    I wonder what the ceiling is for Blackrock, State Street, and Vanguard?
    How many billions are these goons willing to burn on Disney in this blatant attempt at social engineering?

    • @superspies32
      @superspies32 14 днів тому

      Gorge Sorros, the one destroyed entire Asia stock market in late 20th century, cause a great financial crisys to get a profit.

  • @thayermartin4295
    @thayermartin4295 14 днів тому +6

    Fires in space, stone temples that catch on fire, lesbien immaculate conceptions, cutting hair with lightsabers, breaking canon over and over and just absolutely awful brain dead writing through and through. What's not to like?

    • @mathi9084
      @mathi9084 14 днів тому +2

      You forgot a spaceship that crashes ... by gliding, the villain girlboss suddenly wanting to turn herself in, and eventually having another change of heart and trading places with her sister.
      3 episodes to go, and I'm sure they didn't spare us from other shitty writing pieces.

    • @PortugueseBadman
      @PortugueseBadman 11 днів тому

      And characters appearing 100 years before they're supposed to.

  • @MedalionDS9
    @MedalionDS9 14 днів тому +4

    LMAO was that shot supposed to look cool or arty to cut her dreads with the Lightsaber? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH DISNEY STAR WARS??????

  • @DerHobbes
    @DerHobbes 14 днів тому +2

    What bugged me the most is that the twin switcheroo wouldn't work on a Jedi. In the very first episode "Ambush" of the Clone Wars Yoda talks to a bunch of clones and tells them that "In the Force, very different each one of you are!". Even though they're identical clones, their life experiences would make them appear as very different and distinct individuals. A Jedi master like Sol would pick up almost immediatly that he's dealing with Mae instead of Osha. Once again he writers show that they don't know key elements of how The Force works.

  • @3469jk
    @3469jk 14 днів тому +4

    AUNT MAE'S SABER SOLON
    "the force in style"

  • @stephenzajonc4766
    @stephenzajonc4766 14 днів тому +2

    Sol: why do I smell burnt hair and why do you have a tattoo on your forehead now?
    Girl boss: don’t worry about it, we have to go to the ship.
    Makes sense I guess. 🤷🏼‍♂️

  • @inconsoleble
    @inconsoleble 14 днів тому +3

    How to destroy Star Wars franchise:
    The power of Woke,
    The power of Bloke,
    The power of Kennedy

  • @aguythatthinks7931
    @aguythatthinks7931 14 днів тому +2

    Elon please buy out Disney!!!! Help us please!!!

  • @countfrackula6707
    @countfrackula6707 14 днів тому +4

    Still amazes me that people could be stupid enough to think that fans would like something that you explicitly didn't make for them. If you make something for the fans, fans will (generally) like it, it's that simple.

    • @samblack5313
      @samblack5313 13 днів тому

      It’s more than that, they specifically made it to spit in (former) fans faces.

  • @colinwest3301
    @colinwest3301 15 днів тому +4

    Disney lightsabers fail to ignite, Padawans if female are better fighters than Masters. Disney lightsabers can't cut Smilos helmet but your elbow will shatter it. Giant flying things that are attracted to a lightsaber, now ignore them and wait to attack a small ball of light. Only when placed where you want them to attack. Their attacks also do nothing at all. Total dire log again instead of dialog. I'm tierd, so much more is awful. But it's the most expensive comedy of the century for sure.

  • @calebprescott440
    @calebprescott440 15 днів тому +3

    I be shock if Elon musk buys Star Wars

  • @FreshDougan
    @FreshDougan 14 днів тому +2

    "Why do you smell like burt hair?"
    That squid game jedi probably...

  • @izi5150
    @izi5150 11 днів тому +1

    There are 5 men in the whole series and 4 men are chasing the stranger. I wonder who the stranger is…?

  • @jamiedubreuil581
    @jamiedubreuil581 14 днів тому +2

    KK isn't even qualified to get my coffee.

  • @chronicstamped
    @chronicstamped 13 днів тому +1

    Where did the 180 million dollars go????

  • @LoDown295
    @LoDown295 14 днів тому +2

    Yesterday I tried to leave a review and rating and I couldn’t! I think Disney made them lock it down.

  • @dunngyllite7883
    @dunngyllite7883 15 днів тому +3

    "Mese gots lightsayber, an mese gonna use it !"

  • @trancendent
    @trancendent 14 днів тому +2

    That lightsaber haircut was a double dose of stunning with a pinch of brave.

  • @karanvirkooner1993
    @karanvirkooner1993 15 днів тому +9

    Disney shouldn’t have bought Lucasfilm from the start
    Lucasfilm and Fox are both better off without Disney

  • @MesmorphGaming
    @MesmorphGaming 13 днів тому +3

    This show is breaking records for amount of cringe per minute.

  • @THEREALCAPTAINDREAD
    @THEREALCAPTAINDREAD 15 днів тому +3

    Qimir Got The Darth Jar Jar Treatment

  • @stevenharris7614
    @stevenharris7614 14 днів тому +2

    They don't care and will green light more seasons

  • @beroyblinkins1621
    @beroyblinkins1621 14 днів тому +1

    good lord you can just hear the collective " Yaaaaasssssss Queeeeen" in the background.

  • @chiefchale7710
    @chiefchale7710 14 днів тому +2

    and they have just killed the lightsabers

  • @renandavidsoriaahumada6093
    @renandavidsoriaahumada6093 14 днів тому +1

    It's crazy how Spaceballs is more respectful to Star Wars
    than Anythign Disney has defecated in these years
    Spaceballs was Made with Love and Comedy
    not Hatred, Disgust or Disdain From "Modern" Writers

  • @MemoirsofaGamer1982
    @MemoirsofaGamer1982 15 днів тому +3

    If there was a DEI Media Turd, this would be the sweetcorn on top!!!!

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 14 днів тому +1

    Yes, now 13%. Let's get it lower.

  • @lessonzlrnd
    @lessonzlrnd 14 днів тому +1

    Sooooo like when Debbie stole the coke in Brooklyn 99? Everyone knew?
    🤣🤪😭😆

  • @kingdom70x7ministries
    @kingdom70x7ministries 14 днів тому +4

    Come at me with all your strength its laughable garbage!

  • @vincebravo674
    @vincebravo674 15 днів тому +5

    Are they ever going to cancel this so called Star Wars show?

  • @joshuabekel9700
    @joshuabekel9700 14 днів тому +4

    WTF was that? Was cutting her hair supposed to be a powerful moment? Geezuz f***...

  • @Chopper650
    @Chopper650 14 днів тому +2

    the only interest worth noting is the acolyte roasting taking place

  • @glent5659
    @glent5659 14 днів тому

    The fact that anyone besides social media influencers has even watched episode 5 is a bigger story.

  • @The_Gentleman_X
    @The_Gentleman_X 13 днів тому +1

    Haven’t watched one minute of this show and I don’t feel like I’ve missed a thing.

  • @captaincynical2422
    @captaincynical2422 14 днів тому +1

    I watched some of Ryan's older video's where he was more optimistiic and loved star wars, how time leaves no survivors

  • @sionprawn8168
    @sionprawn8168 14 днів тому +2

    They should have had KK being the Sith, at least they'd have got a couple of laughs.

  • @blaineindustries6994
    @blaineindustries6994 12 днів тому +1

    Seeing that this series and lead characters were born of the scissor wizards...what should we expect😂

  • @hamdinger7145
    @hamdinger7145 15 днів тому +18

    They ban Epic Mike. They hate his crazy hair.

    • @noodles4676
      @noodles4676 14 днів тому

      Amandala stole Mike's hair!

  • @EddieBloecher
    @EddieBloecher 15 днів тому +6

    If they needed minority twins, Tia and Tamara of Sister Sister would be more entertaining.

  • @davidlivermore6431
    @davidlivermore6431 11 днів тому

    I remember back in the day(I'm 53), but shows and movies weren't made to exclude groups. Why can't they see their interviews and promos are what's killing the material?

  • @davidiacano9277
    @davidiacano9277 12 днів тому +3

    This is NOT Star Wars 🤮

  • @Jrocc811
    @Jrocc811 14 днів тому

    You in that writers room they were all clapping like seals and yelling "YAAAAAAAAS" when the haircut scene was written 😂😂😂

  • @melman2047
    @melman2047 15 днів тому +2

    You were spot on about the flip flop