Yakuza 0 if it was set in Scotland

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
  • Kiryu won't let this man take his laptop. This is definitely a real substory from Yakuza 0, not a mod or anything.
    Original Sketch by Limmy: • Limmy's Show: Laptop
    I saw the sketch and immediately thought "This is written like a Yakuza substory".

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  • @doughboywhine
    @doughboywhine 11 місяців тому +2989

    The only issue is that if this was actually Yakuza, the fight would have happened at 0:28 and then Kiryu would have actually given this man emotional support and top tier therapeutic advice

    • @RaTcHeT302
      @RaTcHeT302 11 місяців тому +266

      WHY IS KIRYU SO BASED AND SUPPORTIVE
      FIRST HE KICKS YO ASS
      THEN HE NURTURES YO ASS

    • @Giovfunny
      @Giovfunny 11 місяців тому +116

      ​@@RaTcHeT302 bro was born to be a dad

    • @attemptedunkindness3632
      @attemptedunkindness3632 10 місяців тому +20

      It's called "giving them the knowledge(nut)" you don't even take your hands out of your pockets, you simply explain your case professionally and smartly by smiting into your contemporary mighty blows from your skull into their softer more malleable skull, afterall it was a learned life that added such mass to your head.

    • @Guilmonhero
      @Guilmonhero 10 місяців тому +16

      Sorry to correct you here, even though alot of other people won't see it, the fight would've happened here at 0:23 when he pulled the knife and become Menacing Man and then continue on 0:29 .

    • @mortarion9813
      @mortarion9813 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@GuilmonheroFor what it's worth, I love and appreciate this.

  • @medscootsman8429
    @medscootsman8429 11 місяців тому +2611

    A Yakuza style game in Scotland would be dope

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 11 місяців тому +57

      Would the IRA be in it?

    • @dennisgoatimer1079
      @dennisgoatimer1079 11 місяців тому +194

      ​@@joshuakorynta3385if its set in Glasgow probably honestly that would be a good setting having the equivalents of the Tojo clan and the Omi Alliance being a Prostetant British (Rangers) group and a Catholic Irish (Celtic) group.

    • @CJ_YT_2001
      @CJ_YT_2001 11 місяців тому

      smashin skinny baghead's heads in with a 2L irn bru bottle, unlit cig in ur mouf jibberin n jabberin

    • @mr.ricochet8603
      @mr.ricochet8603 11 місяців тому +73

      Aren't there like... 3 buildings in scotland? It would be too empty of a game.

    • @C6KSystem
      @C6KSystem 11 місяців тому +104

      @@mr.ricochet8603 naw dafty

  • @isnotbaldeagle4580
    @isnotbaldeagle4580 11 місяців тому +2073

    should’ve added the substory end riff at the end lmao

    • @sirdzl7105
      @sirdzl7105 11 місяців тому +52

      Cept bagpipes

    • @thelostone2008
      @thelostone2008 11 місяців тому +78

      Substory 453: Givus yer phoan [COMPLETE]

    • @SerNoodles
      @SerNoodles 10 місяців тому +5

      You're so right if would have been perfect 😞

    • @Potaogirl-qm3ys
      @Potaogirl-qm3ys 10 місяців тому +4

      I was waiting for the riff to happen any moment, but it never did.

  • @knockedgoose4206
    @knockedgoose4206 10 місяців тому +911

    I didn't know that I needed a Yakuza Limmy crossover in my life

    • @PiYodTong
      @PiYodTong 10 місяців тому +4

      Need is a strong word, and I absolutely agree.

    • @noisepuppet
      @noisepuppet 10 місяців тому +9

      Gies yer laptop

  • @theultimatetrashman887
    @theultimatetrashman887 11 місяців тому +1507

    The fact you can even subtitle scottish people is a feat in itself mate

    • @ipman3249
      @ipman3249 10 місяців тому +81

      That's a feat not even some Scottish people can accomplish

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 10 місяців тому +46

      Why? It's hardly that difficult to understand.

    • @CADClicker
      @CADClicker 10 місяців тому +89

      ​@@johnmartinez7440 Yeah, because there's subtitles

    • @druid5023
      @druid5023 10 місяців тому +9

      The subtitles are bad.

    • @justatanuki.6495
      @justatanuki.6495 10 місяців тому +59

      @@druid5023as a Scottish person cannot agree. These subtitles seem pretty damn accurate to the accent depicted

  • @Vashy_Slashy
    @Vashy_Slashy 11 місяців тому +176

    I lost it as soon as the Sad Substory music set it

  • @CandidaRosa889
    @CandidaRosa889 10 місяців тому +241

    Lol didn't realize that this skit was like a Yakuza substory, with Limmy telling a bad guy not to do bad stuff but still beating him up

  • @SuperKendoman
    @SuperKendoman 10 місяців тому +215

    Shout-out to the man who put subtitles into this, I wouldn't have understood a single word otherwise.

    • @no-replies
      @no-replies 10 місяців тому

      Really?

    • @MASSspec1990
      @MASSspec1990 10 місяців тому +6

      Might’ve just been speaking Japanese half the time for me. I’m Australian, so a native English speaker, and it was only 50% intelligible, so I feel sorry for anyone with hearing loss, or are not native English speakers.

    • @DisconnectedRoamer
      @DisconnectedRoamer 10 місяців тому +16

      ​@@MASSspec1990I feel sorry for people who can't understand a Scottish accent

    • @Tidalx
      @Tidalx 10 місяців тому +31

      @@DisconnectedRoamer i feel sorry for people who have to hear a scottish accent

    • @oight
      @oight 10 місяців тому

      @@Tidalx pipe down and gawn back tae yer world of warcraft ye speccy bam 😂🖕

  • @mrcaffeine6149
    @mrcaffeine6149 11 місяців тому +113

    This is pretty good

  • @TMShadowZ
    @TMShadowZ 11 місяців тому +342

    that's so well made, i literally enjoyed every second of the vid. Awesome work like always!

    • @TMShadowZ
      @TMShadowZ 10 місяців тому

      Thanks! You've got an awesome taste my friend :) @Dman_Underneath

    • @Alostwanderer88
      @Alostwanderer88 10 місяців тому +1

      LiTeRaLlY

  • @BlazeSpeed08
    @BlazeSpeed08 11 місяців тому +26

    1:01 bro, the sad music killed me 😂😂😂

    • @gunsharck
      @gunsharck 10 місяців тому

      I’m not that lucky

  • @raimarulightning
    @raimarulightning 11 місяців тому +180

    Limmy is a comedy gift that just keeps giving 😂😂😂

  • @Bitscreed
    @Bitscreed 10 місяців тому +7

    RIP Benny Harvey-san.
    Miss ya big man.

  • @juice6521
    @juice6521 10 місяців тому +19

    The power to understand exactly what they're saying without subtitles.

  • @johnbonhamsinger
    @johnbonhamsinger 10 місяців тому +24

    Holy fuck, it's like my life has been building up to this moment. More from Limmyu Kazuma please!

  • @scottgriswold1935
    @scottgriswold1935 11 місяців тому +43

    A crossover I never expected but definitely enjoyed

  • @kailehtinen5972
    @kailehtinen5972 11 місяців тому +26

    This is the ultimate yakuza meme, you've done it. Wrong way down a one way meme mate

  • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
    @NiCoNiCoNiCola 11 місяців тому +234

    I assume this is exactly how the game sounds to people from Osaka. It sounds recognisable enough, but at the same time not really

    • @kingcrimson4133
      @kingcrimson4133 10 місяців тому +59

      japanese dialects are perfectly mutually intelligible, especially in the context of the tokyo dialect, which is standard. glaswegian too to be frank, there's just a small learning curve that most people are too uptight to try and get past

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 10 місяців тому +7

      @@kingcrimson4133 ☝️🤓

    • @TOBAPNW_
      @TOBAPNW_ 10 місяців тому +59

      They're almost always speaking the Tokyo dialect in Yakuza, which is equivalent to London English. A Glaswegian with a thick accent can understand a Londoner, but it's not guaranteed to be the same the other way around.
      So Osakans can understand Yakuza, but people from Tokyo might find it a little more difficult if the game was set in Osaka.

    • @spawel1
      @spawel1 10 місяців тому +1

      @@kingcrimson4133 lmao no

    • @holdenennis
      @holdenennis 10 місяців тому

      @@TOBAPNW_part of 0 is in Osaka though, what do they speak there?

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 10 місяців тому +7

    Even with the subtitles, I could barely understand 😂

  • @stickman3214
    @stickman3214 10 місяців тому +4

    RIP Benny Harvey, miss ya big man

  • @bee19941205
    @bee19941205 10 місяців тому +3

    Scotland yakuzas swore a blood oath to never use the tongue when speaking

  • @zed1323
    @zed1323 10 місяців тому +11

    This is the crossover I didn't know I needed until I'd seen it

  • @YaM8Kraken
    @YaM8Kraken 8 місяців тому +2

    Amazing work! Fits so well with that bloody context too! Live long, live great mate!

  • @moos5221
    @moos5221 10 місяців тому +2

    Finally I get some subtitles to the Limmy clip.

  • @AlphaChromeYayo
    @AlphaChromeYayo 10 місяців тому +8

    This is absolutely world class, no notes, 11/10 work

  • @MartijnterHaar
    @MartijnterHaar 10 місяців тому +3

    Rockstar should make a game like this, them being originally from Dundee at all. The Lemmings statue should be in it.

    • @ReeseJamPiece.
      @ReeseJamPiece. 10 місяців тому

      What would a game set in Dundee be like?

  • @Alphoric
    @Alphoric 10 місяців тому +10

    Never knew limmy had a voice acting role in games

  • @nightshiftrider819
    @nightshiftrider819 10 місяців тому +8

    This is one of the most unexpected crossovers I've ever seen and I absolutely love it

  • @Masthegreatest08
    @Masthegreatest08 10 місяців тому +5

    as the whole of scotland i can understand this completly and tell you that its accurate

    • @anguslazy
      @anguslazy 10 місяців тому +4

      you have 5 million people inside you

    • @gunsharck
      @gunsharck 10 місяців тому

      The 💩 spelling shows me yer a weegie

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@anguslazyAverage Dundonian bird.

  • @stash.
    @stash. 10 місяців тому +2

    Rockstar game of the razorgangs of 1860 would take many by surprise, Scottish creators at Rockstar are fully aware of that era

  • @forkliftfunsack
    @forkliftfunsack 10 місяців тому +3

    This seriously made my day. Pure dead brilliant. Thanks for this pal!

  • @unownnnn
    @unownnnn 10 місяців тому +5

    Probably not the first time a bike's been used as a weapon in Scotland 😂

  • @shan4364
    @shan4364 11 місяців тому +12

    Most average Glasweegie experience

    • @gunsharck
      @gunsharck 10 місяців тому

      Whit?? Glasweegie??? What sorta pish is that mate?? It’s just weegie

    • @shan4364
      @shan4364 10 місяців тому

      @@gunsharck forgive pls I'm new

  • @alanoppizzeria9590
    @alanoppizzeria9590 11 місяців тому +7

    It took me a second rewatch to tell that you changed the audio.

  • @Yoshi17111
    @Yoshi17111 6 місяців тому +1

    Beautifully made instant subscribe

  • @No.0.o.0
    @No.0.o.0 3 місяці тому +2

    My two loves united at last

  • @wowboy362
    @wowboy362 10 місяців тому +2

    Two of my favorite cultures in one video

  • @weirdmovies1113
    @weirdmovies1113 11 місяців тому +9

    I can't believe Kiryu would do this 😭😭😭

  • @RoboSapiens999
    @RoboSapiens999 10 місяців тому +1

    I was eating when I started to watch and stopped after several seconds cause I almost spit my food out of laughter

  • @imperialfistsmarine5064
    @imperialfistsmarine5064 10 місяців тому +1

    I hope Limmy is a hostess in Infinte Wealth.

    • @xylophobiaa
      @xylophobiaa 8 місяців тому +1

      My names Jacqueline McCafferty, I lost 3 years of my life on heroine and another 5 on a methadone program that was meant to get us off it. But I'm clean now

  • @ledestroyerofworlds9366
    @ledestroyerofworlds9366 11 місяців тому +519

    I love how it evolves until it’s literal gibberish

    • @moregan101
      @moregan101 11 місяців тому +52

      It’s a dialect!

    • @dennisgoatimer1079
      @dennisgoatimer1079 11 місяців тому +61

      ​@@moregan101like he said gibberish

    • @Temperance_XVII
      @Temperance_XVII 11 місяців тому +58

      It’s not gibberish I understood everything

    • @ledestroyerofworlds9366
      @ledestroyerofworlds9366 11 місяців тому +13

      @@Temperance_XVII yeah yeah keep telling yourself that

    • @Temperance_XVII
      @Temperance_XVII 11 місяців тому +18

      @@ledestroyerofworlds9366 it’s true because I live around people who speak like that it’s normal

  • @Cegorachthelaughinggod
    @Cegorachthelaughinggod 10 місяців тому +1

    I've never heard such sleepy Scotts

  • @RayPoreon
    @RayPoreon 10 місяців тому +2

    Looking forward to Like a Dragon!: Razor Gangs

  • @freissweiss
    @freissweiss 10 місяців тому +1

    Omg please do more of these please thanks mate

  • @RaTcHeT302
    @RaTcHeT302 11 місяців тому +9

    SCOTTISH THERAPHY SIMULATOR

  • @ChristopherCricketWallace
    @ChristopherCricketWallace 10 місяців тому +1

    I don't know WTF they were saying but I LOVED every word of it!

  • @ginosaputosalvatore
    @ginosaputosalvatore 10 місяців тому +1

    Majima popping up out of random places with extremely niche blahems

  • @FatherGuidoSardoochbag
    @FatherGuidoSardoochbag 10 місяців тому +1

    Definitely knackered him out alright

  • @gowtham8909
    @gowtham8909 10 місяців тому +2

    Yo I just finished this side story yesterday anter watching this before.

  • @epiicranger3207
    @epiicranger3207 10 місяців тому +1

    this is one of the best shitposts ive seen in a while lmao

  • @-Minuano-
    @-Minuano- 10 місяців тому +1

    Limmy!…cheers mate.

  • @nevertrustgoogle
    @nevertrustgoogle 10 місяців тому +1

    This was a video I've just watched.

  • @listerofsmeg884
    @listerofsmeg884 10 місяців тому +1

    Like a Dragon: The Man Who Went Trainspotting

  • @sykeraid4944
    @sykeraid4944 10 місяців тому

    I had a hard time following, thanks for putting English subtitles down there.
    Was a bit lost until that emotional music started playing and then I knew Kiryu pulled the Talk no Jutsu.

  • @4071816
    @4071816 10 місяців тому +1

    good idea, passion, and hard work... great effort

  • @jjj8317
    @jjj8317 10 місяців тому +3

    I remember meeting a Scottish grandpa when I was 16 while working. I was blanked, and he asked me after like 15 seconds "do you speak English?" And I answer to him: "wait you speak English? "
    Guy says: " I am Scottish." And I just told him "that's was English?" 😂😂😂.

  • @LuwiigiMaster
    @LuwiigiMaster 10 місяців тому +1

    I'm more interested if this is a custom substory, or just carefully edited game footage. The possibility of custom substories is exciting.

  • @craeshendo
    @craeshendo 10 місяців тому

    I love this. The fact that it found it's way on my recommendations and into my heart :D

  • @ichinijay
    @ichinijay 10 місяців тому +2

    This has made my day. Want more!

    • @timtim8644
      @timtim8644 10 місяців тому

      I could watch yakuza in scottish like for 24h straight mate

  • @esti___
    @esti___ 10 місяців тому +1

    The wondrous things you can find on the internet 😆 thank you for this legendary crossover

  • @sinelacico823
    @sinelacico823 11 місяців тому +3

    My all time favourite skit

  • @captainmacmellon8909
    @captainmacmellon8909 10 місяців тому +1

    Limey acts like a yakuza side quest character

  • @dissonanceparadiddle
    @dissonanceparadiddle 10 місяців тому +1

    Can't wait for the secret Irish sub plot

  • @greasyweegoblin1249
    @greasyweegoblin1249 11 місяців тому +2

    Yakuza
    Or as its known in Scotland
    Young Team

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 10 місяців тому +5

    Holy shit Limmy is Scottish Yakuza how'd it take me this long to realise?

  • @Liam-jx4zb
    @Liam-jx4zb 10 місяців тому +1

    Yakuza in Scotland but kiryu is limmy

  • @dragonfishing
    @dragonfishing 10 місяців тому +1

    The ending man 😂

  • @chatsunami
    @chatsunami 10 місяців тому +2

    The crossover I never knew I needed

  • @D0S81
    @D0S81 10 місяців тому +1

    I remember this Limmy skit

  • @jonasamorim4958
    @jonasamorim4958 10 місяців тому

    I'm on the bus, CRYING trying not to laugh, thank you

  • @nurasrina3278
    @nurasrina3278 10 місяців тому +1

    Even the subs are scotize

  • @monomonomono5255
    @monomonomono5255 10 місяців тому +1

    This is brilliant great job

  • @MertcanAkardere
    @MertcanAkardere 10 місяців тому +1

    This is going into my "important videos"

    • @bacco_bees
      @bacco_bees  10 місяців тому +1

      It is an honour :)

  • @rutgaurxi7314
    @rutgaurxi7314 10 місяців тому +1

    Based.
    Now, let's see a Final Fantasy set in London!

  • @Supika893
    @Supika893 10 місяців тому +1

    That's what internet is about !

  • @oight
    @oight 10 місяців тому +1

    yakuza in glasgow would be gid, the utter fucken carnage at the four corners mcdonald's would be a good start for content. numerous fights every night and bouncers there crowning folk as the winners. also going into treasure island on jamaica st with an english accent to see how long it is until you get barred, according to the google reviews hahahaha

  • @ChrisJT_
    @ChrisJT_ 10 місяців тому

    This is absolutely brilliant. Would love to see more of these substories in Scottish! 🤣

  • @DarkNinjaOfShadows
    @DarkNinjaOfShadows 10 місяців тому +1

    A masterpiece.

  • @bigiron1
    @bigiron1 10 місяців тому

    Thank you for this meme from the bottom of my heart

  • @xTooPalex
    @xTooPalex 10 місяців тому +3

    Keiran shaaan

  • @unduloid
    @unduloid 10 місяців тому

    Abair sgeulachd bhrònach! Tha thu dìreach air laptop a chosnadh dhut fhèin, a charaid.

  • @disposable157
    @disposable157 10 місяців тому +2

    I've never played Yakuza, but this looks amazing

    • @thecultofcaged
      @thecultofcaged 10 місяців тому +2

      Play yakuza 0 its normally $20 dollars but it goes on sale regularly for like $5-8
      Its more than well worth it at either price point i got it for $5 on a steam sale and it was the best $5 bucks of my life i felt like i was robbing sega with how good the deal was

    • @oisindayo
      @oisindayo 10 місяців тому

      @@thecultofcaged I'll second this but only if you play Yakuza Kiwami first. 0 should be played as a prequel about characters you already know, it's far less interesting otherwise. Especially Majima's backstory. His initial reveal in 0 should blow your mind but it won't have that effect on you if this is your first time seeing him.

  • @oliverlewis9080
    @oliverlewis9080 10 місяців тому +1

    I would love to replay games with funny voice overs

  • @lukemurphy6244
    @lukemurphy6244 10 місяців тому

    This will go Viral.

  • @hellothere3609
    @hellothere3609 11 місяців тому +4

    This is truly an exquisite piece of art.

  • @caganerdogan9429
    @caganerdogan9429 10 місяців тому +1

    Some games like yakuza fit in so well with any setting 😂 like it’s as if they intended from the start

  • @zacr8292
    @zacr8292 10 місяців тому +4

    Kiryu couldve solved this if he just gave him some irn bru 😅

  • @xfronwenzyoucamex
    @xfronwenzyoucamex 10 місяців тому

    So glad I clicked on this random video

  • @KorosuKivy
    @KorosuKivy 10 місяців тому +1

    You could do a series of "Scottish Yakuza 0" lol

  • @BrianM_3rd
    @BrianM_3rd 10 місяців тому +1

    Gonnae no dae that, Kiryu?

  • @isaacweisberg3571
    @isaacweisberg3571 10 місяців тому +1

    Holy shit! It works!

  • @PK.RWL17
    @PK.RWL17 9 днів тому

    Bruh I can imagine Kiryu drinking Irn Bru
    And Majima saying " KIRYU , LASSIE!

  • @tensaichigo2
    @tensaichigo2 10 місяців тому

    This is pretty good! I feel like we need this to be a real thing. One thing is for sure though. I would definitely need to play with subtitles ON! 😂😅🤣😄

  • @terryterryd
    @terryterryd 10 місяців тому +1

    This is deep-fried GOLD 😁😁

  • @jorgesaito461
    @jorgesaito461 10 місяців тому +1

    And I had a hard time with New Zealand accent because in my language school I was used to listen to American accent. LOL

  • @samconduct1356
    @samconduct1356 10 місяців тому

    Someone needs to send this to Limmy.

  • @onegrumpyboi2914
    @onegrumpyboi2914 10 місяців тому +1

    limmy moment

  • @enderslayer389
    @enderslayer389 10 місяців тому

    what a masterpiece of an edit lmaoo

  • @SuperFuzzyDunlop
    @SuperFuzzyDunlop 10 місяців тому +2

    She's turned the weebs against us!

  • @LiaoSaoMay2049
    @LiaoSaoMay2049 10 місяців тому +1

    LOL well done😂😂
    How’d you manage to get change the subtitles though, i’m so curious🥹