When I go to the bathroom to do a poo-poo, poo-poo comes out of my bum then goes into the toilet bowl. Then when I'm finished doing the job, I stand up, wipe my bum and flush the toilet. Then I pull up my pants and wash my hands and continue on my merry way ! 💩🚽
Thank you so much! Before this video I would shove my bare hand into the oven to grab the hot pizza, slice it with a machete, and eat instantly. Now I’m careful around the oven, use a pizza cutter, and wait for it to cool. You have changed my life forever 👍
I’m The Blue Girl not really, that’s what we’re told to do and you guys act like y’all do but we all know that most ppl in society hardly ever wait or test their food to see if it cool enough
The frozen burger thing is actually really good advice. I can't recall ever cutting my hand trying to separate them but I can definitely see how you could. Scares me every time.
“3800 injuries connected with pizza, including cutting yourself and burning ur mouth” Ik exactly how to solve these problems..... Blow on the food and don’t be an idiot
Will you go to heaven when you die? Have you lied, stolen, used God’s name in vain, or lusted (which Jesus said was adultery, Mt. 5:28)? If so, God sees you a liar, Thief, blasphemer, and adulterer at heart. If you die in your sins, you will end up in a terrible placed called hell. But there’s good news Though we broke God’s law, Jesus paid the fine by dying on the cross: God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.(Jn 3:16) then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by others (it’s not a fairytale). He fulfilled all the prophecy of the promised savior. Please repent, today and Trust Jesus, and God will forgive you and grant you gift of eternal life. (Eph 2:8,9). Then to show your gratitude, read the Bible daily and obey it ❤️❤️❤️
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself
Will you go to heaven when you die? Have you lied, stolen, used God’s name in vain, or lusted (which Jesus said was adultery, Mt. 5:28)? If so, God sees you a liar, Thief, blasphemer, and adulterer at heart. If you die in your sins, you will end up in a terrible placed called hell. But there’s good news Though we broke God’s law, Jesus paid the fine by dying on the cross: God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.(Jn 3:16) then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by others (it’s not a fairytale). He fulfilled all the prophecy of the promised savior. Please repent, today and Trust Jesus, and God will forgive you and grant you gift of eternal life. (Eph 2:8,9). Then to show your gratitude, read the Bible daily and obey it ❤️❤️❤️
Will you go to heaven when you die? Have you lied, stolen, used God’s name in vain, or lusted (which Jesus said was adultery, Mt. 5:28)? If so, God sees you a liar, Thief, blasphemer, and adulterer at heart. If you die in your sins, you will end up in a terrible placed called hell. But there’s good news Though we broke God’s law, Jesus paid the fine by dying on the cross: God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.(Jn 3:16) then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by others (it’s not a fairytale). He fulfilled all the prophecy of the promised savior. Please repent, today and Trust Jesus, and God will forgive you and grant you gift of eternal life. (Eph 2:8,9). Then to show your gratitude, read the Bible daily and obey it ❤️❤️❤️
The worst mouth burn from food I ever had was from being too hungry and selfishly eating hot pizza too fast before letting the tomato sauce cool down some. The roof of my mouth was numb and sore for days and it hurt to eat any food... Learned my lesson. It ain’t worth it- just wait a few minutes.
Yeah.. i once heated up a cold cheese pizza in the microwave for 30 seconds and it was HOT, but it cooled down and i enjoyed it! _Mad respect to Dominos and their pizza._
Step 1: Be careful around a hot oven
Oh wow, I definitely haven’t known that my whole life.
Ikr
maaason its a good remind
maaason youd be surprised
Even the Jews in concentration camps knew this.
@@willn8664 oh my god
Jesus Christ, people can’t even eat pizza nowadays without hurting themselves
partsoap558 exactly
I thought number 2 was obvious
dont say the LORDS name in vain
Its L'zia im SORRY
Juan its okay just dont do it again
Me: "The chances of getting hurt by pizza is low.."
Inside edition: "BUT NEVER ZERO!!!!!!!"
Tru
I would like but it's at 69 so I not
Lisa be like
Hey hey hey did you eat a pizza wrong
I know someone killed while eating pizza... he was hit by a truck
"He is no good to me dead!"
“Be careful around a hot oven because it can burn you.”
*Every 60 Seconds in Africa, a minute passes.*
*ah yes the floor is made out of the floor*
When I go to the bathroom to do a poo-poo, poo-poo comes out of my bum then goes into the toilet bowl. Then when I'm finished doing the job, I stand up, wipe my bum and flush the toilet. Then I pull up my pants and wash my hands and continue on my merry way ! 💩🚽
@@jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422 why do u stand up tho..
@@jean-pierreraduocallaghan8422 I was eating hersheys and you ruined it.
l,ol
Inside edition: “let the pizza cool down”
Me: No.
😂
then ur like its HOT why didnt u tell me
Yeah, I'll take my chances. 😂😂😂
Yessir 😂
So Me LOL
2020: People hurting themselves while eating pizza.
2025: People hurting themselves while breathing oxygen.
I mean if you breath like really fast
@@theweirdroachdialsofeellik1271 yeah it's actually true
Victoria ツ coronavirus
"Tips You *Never Thought* You Needed for Eating Pizza"
ah yes i never knew i had to let the pizza cool down so it's not too hot
Imagine
I love how the reporter needs instructions to eat the pizza
6
She still didn’t eat it right everyone knows you have to fold the slice
@@phatbeezly ikr I fold it to 😂
@@phatbeezly no just no i hate folding the slice eat it normally
@@enderite4289 folding it is eating pizza normally
"Let the pizza cool down"
How about I don't. I prefer hot pizza
In your case, pizza often meant sех
@@justinbronco6299 😆
🤣🤣🤣
@@justinbronco6299 why
Bro I’m wheezing
“Do I need to blow on it?” She sounds so confused as if eating pizza is some type of hidden skill that takes years of practice lol
12squared Network lol 😂 you got me laughing!!!😂
12squared Network 😂😂😂😂
When your teach asks for a 1000 word essay and you need content to meet the requirement lol
Americans 🤷♂️🤷♂️ LOL
She probably asked the same question the first time she was about to give dome
I swear inside edition makes the weirdest vids now
So nothing wrong with it
They have nothing else to post
*_Lisa Guerrero would like to confront you after she read the comment_*
Inside Edition isn't your typical media outlet. I don't know why people havent realized this yet.
Better than political videos 1000%
"Don't shove a big chunk of pizza in your mouth and gobble down"
Me: No
I'm replying so that you can see all the likes you got 😁
I’ll decide
I never wait I usually just take the pain and burn the rooftop of my mouth always worth it
eAt the plate
Just yesterday was I burning myself while eating a chunk of pizza. You can't wait with pizza.
Wow I never knew that I should be carful around A HOT ASS OVEN
Yeah *le gasp* such a surprise!
Wow Same like I didn't know I was such a dumbass
Oh my God I didn't "know"!!!!!
🤣🤣🤣
I read this as it happend
The title should be: "10 pizza tips that even my dog know"
Bruh a rock is smarter than these people
@@masterofpuppets2967 Xd
True
Knows*
Fr lma0 😅
Reporter: "Do I need to blow on it or anything?"
Pizza guy: "if you like"
LOL
What perfect timing he said it jusy as i saw the comment haha
He's heard that before.
169 likes notice
😂😂😂
Times have changed. You have to ask the pizza for consent before you do so.
1980 : *Can't wait to see flying cars*
2020 : *People dying because of food*
Choking
Christina Cordova they won’t see your comment
It's like fish drowning
@@Notsofunnyman217 oh it's never going to happen or what?
Choking you mean
Imagine being a news reporter and having to make an article about how to eat pizza
@SumKoon Who is she?
You get to eat pizza at least
@SumKoon 😂
This comment section went from reporting on pizza to trynna track the reporter real quick
Thank you so much! Before this video I would shove my bare hand into the oven to grab the hot pizza, slice it with a machete, and eat instantly. Now I’m careful around the oven, use a pizza cutter, and wait for it to cool. You have changed my life forever 👍
💀
Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
PFFFT
This makes me 💀
I'm dead lol
Next up inside edition: how to safely breathe
I can't wait. I need to learn how to breathe properly.
They better hurry up I am barely surviving out here
*C O R O N A V I R U S has joined the chat
Huzaifa Artist *QUARANTINE HAS ENTERED CHAT*
I love this
Title: Tips you never thought you needed for eating pizza.
Video:
WaiT FoR YouR PiZzA tO CoOl DoWn beForE YoU EaT iT.
Also UsE a PiZzA cUtTeR
I wish I thought of that.
Me:*burns myself
Inside edition:Be CaReFuL ArOuNd OvEnS
Also me:*trying to make another one.
Dam I forgot that last time
I’m The Blue Girl not really, that’s what we’re told to do and you guys act like y’all do but we all know that most ppl in society hardly ever wait or test their food to see if it cool enough
The mad Prankster that’s being kinda smart and unrealistic
Ry Rumble it’s a joke
"Be careful around a hot oven"
.
Its like...its like-....Nobody ever knew that💀
Anne Frank didn't get the message
@@anxiety1018 LOL
“Tip #1 be careful around the oven”
Oh really? I was actually gonna tan in there but since you told me to be careful I guess I won’t
OMG me too
That pizza guy is so nice when she was like:
"Can I blow on it"
"If you'd like" :)
@@Jonathan-tk4dd 😏
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
😋🥴
@@fuhrfhrei3441 😋
He is wierd yessir 😂😅😂
Inside edition: Murder mysteries and heartwarming stories
Also inside edition: YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO EAT PIZZA LIKE A PLEB
The frozen burger thing is actually really good advice. I can't recall ever cutting my hand trying to separate them but I can definitely see how you could. Scares me every time.
I'm surprised nobody has sued them yet. 😂 so easily fixable.
I put them on a bag (Not plastic) and smash them to the floor :) Most of the time the ice breaks first
Nobody:
Inside Edition: Sleeping may be bad for your Mental Health
Lol
LegoBoy1919 scooters 🛴
No one
Inside edition: breathing might be bad for people
*”BE VERY CARFUL AROUND A HOT OVEN”*
Common sense: Am I a joke to you?
yoo my right
yoo my no really i thought we were suppose to touch the hot oven
Yoo my *FACTS*
Common sense has left the chat
“3800 injuries connected with pizza, including cutting yourself and burning ur mouth”
Ik exactly how to solve these problems.....
Blow on the food and don’t be an idiot
😂
Who the heck does that tho...
I just make it raw, skip the burns and cuts, and instead, get salmonella!
Exacly
Pawket Production cough cough germs 🦠
Ikr
I’m glad Elmer Fudd retired from hunting wabbits and decided to open a pizza shop.
I thought this was going to be one of those people to judge how your eating like that one women who said you were eating wings wrong
I wish
I love does videos
I did use that chicken wing tip tho 🤣
Of pulling out the bones
@@SulkerMedia The children wing was too chewy for me though
@@SulkerMedia Sorry meant CHICKEN wing
"Be careful around a hot oven"
now who could thought of that?
Not me
Will you go to heaven when you die? Have you lied, stolen, used God’s name in vain, or lusted (which Jesus said was adultery, Mt. 5:28)? If so, God sees you a liar, Thief, blasphemer, and adulterer at heart. If you die in your sins, you will end up in a terrible placed called hell. But there’s good news Though we broke God’s law, Jesus paid the fine by dying on the cross: God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.(Jn 3:16) then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by others (it’s not a fairytale). He fulfilled all the prophecy of the promised savior. Please repent, today and Trust Jesus, and God will forgive you and grant you gift of eternal life. (Eph 2:8,9). Then to show your gratitude, read the Bible daily and obey it ❤️❤️❤️
@@SnuggieMaple same, I don’t think any normal person would think of that. Nice tip
@@ParrotsAccount We all needed this tip because I didn't know my grandpa died by this so I'm happy I know now
She doesn’t know how to fold the pizza in half that coming from guy from Brooklyn
Real pizza is eaten with a fork
Not everyone in the world folds pizza, lol
Not really a reason to, is there?
you're not a true new yorker if you dont fold your slice!!!
AJ Maynard there is a reason, convenience, easier to eat and less mess. This is coming from an Italian.
@@ajmaynard7986 If the slice is too big it is convenient to fold it.
Man: let the pizza cool down.
Me: no shi-
Its better when its hot, like tea
Fr lol
Pizza cutter: exists’
People: LeMmE usE a KniFe
I just Realised that 😂👌
Lol
I use a spoon
AndrewVlogs 101 I can respect that
Lol
“Be very careful around a hot oven”
🤯 never thought of it
I never thought oven can harm people
Life changing 😮
You'd be surprised on how many people aren't cautious around hot ovens.
2020, Everyone: CORONA VIRUS OUTBREAK
2020, Inside Edition: Some Pizza Tips you never thought you needed
Xx ItzPurpleGirl xX 😂.
Xx ItzPurpleGirl xX it’s not an outbreak. The media is just trying to scare you. There’s only a .1% mortality rate.
@@NOVARailandWeatherEnthusiast Yea for children and most adults but for elderly, there is 21% death rate
hey its me patrick I’m not elderly soooo 💁♂️
That's funny 😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
0:51
The pizza guy: It's not jiggling, and it's solidified a little bit...
*That's what she said*
next up on inside edition: *how to eat a salad safely*
Forks can be dangerous
how to breathe in air *BUT* safely
Please do that one!
Next: how to turn on the faucet aafely
Vinegar burn
2:53 I'm surprised Frank didn't advise us to "grow our own cow" instead of using frozen patties 😂😂
ikr
4 levels fan?
@@NoName-ol1vk yep
You cannot grow an animal!
Holy moly, Frank Proto's on the news!
Nobody:
Not a soul:
Absolutely nobody:
Inside Edition: PIZZA SAFETY
69 likes, lol
We got it after the first nobody...
The reporter is so patient to be tought how to eat and act so eager.
"One died of eating pizza"
Me: I- NOW HOW THE HELL?
They literally never said that lmao
@@gabhr1 I SWEAR TO GOD THAT PIZZA MAKER SOUNDS LIKE THAT HUNTER FROM BUGS BUNNY!!!!!
Choking?
@@CarlDaCool168 I agree or food poisoning
Ofc its a gacha person saying this not knowing a single thing about this vid
God: so how did you die?
Person: I got burned by a slice of pizza....
God: I’m not even mad, just disappointed😐
Person: but the pizza look good
Lamarian Rogers god: damn bruv same bruh looked yummy but u gotta serve ur time in helll for looking at porn 🤷🏽♂️
allah is god btw
if u say it’s jesus i will write a entire page of why he’s not god and be toxic
"Be careful around hot ovens."
Yeah, it's called common sense.
Alternative title:
*Pizza facts even a kindergartener knows*
2:50 that’s that level 3 cooking guy from that one UA-cam channel 😂
Cynical Amber epicurious
Frankk
Yep lol
Its Frank!!!!
FRANK
She started nodding her head before she actually took a bite and tasted it
She did bite it.
Yeah I noticed
Well actually she slowly nods as she starts to eat it and probably noticed it’s good so she nods more
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself
Thank you 🙏
Didn’t know dinosaurs knew about that story
@@DaKerminator Unfortunately, they themselves never learn the ability to cheat death
Oh thank you for letting me know to be carful around a hot steaming oven, I thought they were room temperature and safe to touch
I thought the same exact way
Same as me lol
Finally, frank has finished collecting and pasteurizing his milk to make that cheese block.
*Death: "What's your story"?*
Guy: " I ate a slice of pizza and i died".
*Death:*
Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂
Dude that's still funny as hell
As I read this, the video says: “Be careful around a hot oven
Will you go to heaven when you die? Have you lied, stolen, used God’s name in vain, or lusted (which Jesus said was adultery, Mt. 5:28)? If so, God sees you a liar, Thief, blasphemer, and adulterer at heart. If you die in your sins, you will end up in a terrible placed called hell. But there’s good news Though we broke God’s law, Jesus paid the fine by dying on the cross: God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.(Jn 3:16) then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by others (it’s not a fairytale). He fulfilled all the prophecy of the promised savior. Please repent, today and Trust Jesus, and God will forgive you and grant you gift of eternal life. (Eph 2:8,9). Then to show your gratitude, read the Bible daily and obey it ❤️❤️❤️
Me: eats pizza anyways bc I’m fat
Omg so quirky
I bet you thought this was funny
I’m just saying foods my friend 🥺 🤷♀️
1:16 i love how the dude leaned back a bit when she took a bite from the pizza lol
Karen: **eat rly hot pizza and burns her mouth**
Karen: can i speak to your manager
The homemade pizza: 🍕
Will you go to heaven when you die? Have you lied, stolen, used God’s name in vain, or lusted (which Jesus said was adultery, Mt. 5:28)? If so, God sees you a liar, Thief, blasphemer, and adulterer at heart. If you die in your sins, you will end up in a terrible placed called hell. But there’s good news Though we broke God’s law, Jesus paid the fine by dying on the cross: God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have everlasting life.(Jn 3:16) then Jesus rose from the dead and was seen by others (it’s not a fairytale). He fulfilled all the prophecy of the promised savior. Please repent, today and Trust Jesus, and God will forgive you and grant you gift of eternal life. (Eph 2:8,9). Then to show your gratitude, read the Bible daily and obey it ❤️❤️❤️
Who else was like “FRANK” then I remembered Lorenzo
Me
Me
Me!
Me
Me
Inside Edition: “YoU’rE eAtiNg aPPlEs wrOnG”
What’s next?
*PIZZA CAN GIVE YOU INJURIES! EAT THEM RIGHT!*
you wrote the same comment twice
NG Adem oops, my bad ;) thx for telling me
they actually did a video about eating apples wrong 😂
@@denise-ei9ei no way
NG Adem already did sis
i can’t imagine the humiliation going to the ER for a pizza injury
Correction:
"Tips you DON'T need to eat pizza"
Next video:
Why drinking water can kill you
Really Rare sorry to tell you but your joke is true.
Be careful.
knowing that you can die by drowning they will lol
Really Rare dihydrogen monoxide is fatal
Inside edition reporter: Do I need to blow on it or anything?
Chef: If u like 😏
Food is dangerous
Me: I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that
1:10 What 12 year old me thought the nurse was going to ask during check up
💀💀
Its Frank Proto, if anyone watches epicurious.
I do he’s that guy on home cook amateur expert thing right
@@rish8026 yea hes on it
My grandparents who fought ww2
*Me who gets hurt my pizza*
I'm imagining how a burn in your mouth can get so bad you have to go to the Emergency Room. That's terrifying
Can 'Inside Edition' tell me how to breathe again, because I forgot.
People can be such morons. 😳✌️
I’m literally eating pizza rn😂😂
Cody Humphrey sameee
Same
Cody Humphrey stop lying
@@era1907 stop assuming he's lying
Don’t die
i swear inside edition will make *anything* dangerous
New title: Common tips for eating pizza.
2:30 Oohh it’s the level 3 chef from Epicurious that makes his on 20 yr old beef that he butchered himself
Frank
Oh frank the level 3 chef from epicurious...
Emmanuel Osotolu he has a cow in his backyard
Ayy its my boy Frank
Yeah!
Inside edition - “Pizza is dangerous.”
Also Inside edition - “Anything is dangerous.”
I almost died eating pizza because the gooey cheese literally got stuck down my throat and I chocked. All facts
that pizza nasty lol dont order again
Kim Jong-un bruh don’t even talk when u have Kim jong un as ur pfp
Bro that rhymed so well 1:49
“Cake sends 1700 to the hospital each year”
me: *the cake is a lie*
“Be careful around the hot oven” Thank you inside edition, for the new information you have given me. Very cool.
obviously
Lol nice doublebox profile pic
I got so excited when Frank from Epicurious made an appearance. Emily+Lorenzo+Frank+Rose is the golden quartet
Imagine going to the hospital and saying I got hurt by a pizza😭😭💀💀
Inside edition: cheese is dangerous
People with Lactose intolerance: hold my beer.
XD TRUEEEEEEEEE
People: This is useless news!
Also people: Please stop showing us depressing news all the time.
Them: “cuts and burns”
Me: *Looks in confusion* But wait how?!
Never knew I’m supposed to be careful around the oven! Thank you for that!
House payment
The worst mouth burn from food I ever had was from being too hungry and selfishly eating hot pizza too fast before letting the tomato sauce cool down some. The roof of my mouth was numb and sore for days and it hurt to eat any food... Learned my lesson. It ain’t worth it- just wait a few minutes.
Yeah.. i once heated up a cold cheese pizza in the microwave for 30 seconds and it was HOT, but it cooled down and i enjoyed it!
_Mad respect to Dominos and their pizza._
@@18436Melissa Domino's lol.
Next on Inside edition:
The hidden dangers of applesauce
Imagine that comes out an hour after this comment was posted.
@@SoCentralLA knowing inside edition,it probably will
@@SChocker2008 that was fast
@@SChocker2008 wait a minute, I see why you put the dangers if apple sauce..
Reporter: Do I slurp it?
The pizza guy is so nice and wholesome I love him
Why did I just get this 3 days before going to my friends birthday party and me knowing she has cake and pizza there. UA-cam don’t start with this..
“Who knew that pizza could be dangerous”
Me: Slowly spits the pizza out of my mouth
Title: Tips You NEVER Thought You Needed For Eating Pizza
1 min and 30 sec later: talking about other food except pizza 💀
0:28 REALLY?!? I DIDN’T KNOW!
Soon enough indie edition will be telling us why humanity is dangerous..
2020: australia burns, kobe bryant’s death, coronavirus spread,{inside edition teaching us how to eat safely}
Thanks for telling me to not eat sizzling hot food...I didn’t learn that as a child.. very informative
He seems like a honest hardworking dude, id buy pizza from him.
good pizza too
The pizza looks amazing, I wanna order from there but don’t live in NY
"911 what is your emergency?"
*"PLEASE HELP I WAS EATING PIZZA AND I HIT MY EYE WITH IT"*
lol
THE PIZZAS TOO HOT, SEND A FIRETRUCK
@@kimbaldun lol
😂😂😂
"Be careful around the hot oven"
No im gonna put my hands in the oven
0:18
Yo is that Elmer Fudd. Dude sounds like he’s gonna look at the camera and say we huntin wabbits
Me: *burns my mouth*
Also me: *does it again*
Why is the reporter no folding the slice making me agitated?
"Let the pizza cool down before cutting in."
Geez, I never knew! Thanks Inside Edition for this wonderful report.
Broooo she took a bite of pure sauce and said “wow it’s delicious”
Next on inside edition: How to use your brain correctly
You’re*
Brian*
@Matthew Garner gat it! I ned tooo knew who two us ma brian
This is underrated 😂
Thank you, I never knew that things coming out of the oven were “hot” ill note that for later use