@@marce.4277 well true. Depending on the country and school there's a class, in my country it's a class too but for some it might not be in the curriculum so I'd just assume.. But then again... As for me well.. *vietnam war flashbacks* oh yes if this were out when i was in Catholic class then yes. My mind would play this non stop too.
@@alaric5330 that's gonna be fast considering I saw a Lumity completion that was over 23 minutes and that's not even counting Willow's dads and the background gay couples
The video title: Everytime she says something suspiciously gay it gets faster. The song not even one second in: *StRaIgHt HaIr, StRaIgHt A's, StRaIgHt FoRwArDs, StRaIgHt PaTh I dOn'T cUt CoRneRs* Everyone: welp this already happened ._.
I love how it starts out getting slightly faster a little at a time and then like halfway through it just launches to supersonic speed /hyp. I also feel like it captures what it feels like to accidentally out yourself and you try to go back but you just say gayer and gayer shit and the world feels like it goes faster and faster---- anyway. :)
Someone: Alvin and the chipmunks are the only ones who can sing as loud and fast as possible. LMP and the moments "suspiciously gay": Hold my *S P E E D*
THE START SOUNDS EVEN MORE LIKE AMITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I thought it was going to go all up to full speed at the time the song started This sounds suspiciously just like the voices of the chipmunks, form Alvin and the Chipmunks
we gays are fast
*{Yes}*
😎👍
-fast walking intensifies-
*IDK YET :(*
myown_noanimations Lightning speed
The whole song: *suspiciously gay.*
Straights who listen to her:
Hmmm.... Something's not right here but I just can't place my finger on it.
I got this comment to 1k :D
@@FletcherTheyCallMe lmao 😂
brr brr gays go skrrt
This was literally what I said as I was clicking on the video 😂
They took alvin and the chipmunks to a whole new level.
Totes
LMAO
when the chipettes are fruity 🥺
true
@@reversemitosis4213 LMAO
S T R A I G H T G I R L
speed:1000
Speech 100
Y E S H
That seems very fruity
The scream at the end……
Gay ariana granday is that you???
@@Mssunrose11 Ariana Gayday?
The title: "Little Miss Perfect but every time she says something suspiciously gay it get's faster"
Literally the first word: *gets faster*
😂
I mean.... "straight"
@@wtfminty true lol
😳😏
HI KRIS
The song: Starts
Myown:That was gay
I laughed too hard at this 🤣☠️
XDDDDD
Well it is tho
I think it sped up because the lyrics said "straight" three times
Twas already sus from the very beginning
*”What, it’s totally platonic.”*
Speed: 1000000000
No one:
My mind during my religion class:
Mine whit fisic one
So... You in Catholic school? Wanna talk about it..
religion is a class?
@@marce.4277 well true. Depending on the country and school there's a class, in my country it's a class too but for some it might not be in the curriculum so I'd just assume.. But then again... As for me well.. *vietnam war flashbacks* oh yes if this were out when i was in Catholic class then yes. My mind would play this non stop too.
@@marce.4277 yes
*song starts*
Her: Straigh-
*Songs speeds up*
anyone who makes mention of how straight they are aren't straight
This entire song should just be at like +1000%
The whole fandom basically
True lol
@@dekusdestiny4862 haha right
@spork who's pfp and what does blursed mean
We can’t like this comment it’s at 666 likes
@Riley Saenim your welcome
The entire thing is just: **squeak** **squeak**
yep
Angry chipmunk
Ok first it was like alvin and the chipmunks, then the piano riff sounded like a Mario kart soundtrack, then it sounded like my edited 3ds audio..
Omg ‘Mario kart soundtrack’ 😂
Alvin the chipmunks colab with Nintendo
This is my editing skills on the 3ds audio
It sounds like the girl version of Alvin I forgot her name lmao
@@luciansandoval7193 mario and the chipmunks: a chipkart
Fun Fact: Do you realize that whenever it speeds up, she sounds more like Elsa?
Hol' up
nah
Course yeah, Elsa is gay!
Wait a damn minute-
Doctor: You only have 1 minute and 51 seconds left to live
Me:
Miraculous Everything
I see you are a man of culture as well.
(Miraculous)
Alyson Fleischman
We stand a ‘ToH’ fan too.
Lumity for life!
Y’know, everytime I see comments like this I just always think: if I was in this situation, I’d spend half of it just looking for the video
LOL
-ad plays-
You:noooooooo
You heard it folks, Alvin the Chipmunk is officially a straight ally
PFFT
HELP
Try doing this with every scene of amity being gay
Owl house whole season: but if any LGBT is scene or said it speeds up x10
@@alaric5330 that's gonna be fast considering I saw a Lumity completion that was over 23 minutes and that's not even counting Willow's dads and the background gay couples
@Gravity Vs The Forces Of Universe, tru tru
So basically, it’ll be 2 seconds long 🤠
your average nerdy dork yes
gotta go fast: gay edition
EDIT: LMAO I THINK MY CAT CAN HEAR THIS EVEN THOUGH I'M WEARING HEADPHONES SHE'S SO CONFUSED IM CRYING THIS IS GREAT
The video title: Everytime she says something suspiciously gay it gets faster.
The song not even one second in: *StRaIgHt HaIr, StRaIgHt A's, StRaIgHt FoRwArDs, StRaIgHt PaTh I dOn'T cUt CoRneRs*
Everyone: welp this already happened ._.
all video is fast jsjss 😂
JXJDJJDSJJSJX💀💀💀
6 seconds in
i think it was because her claiming she was straight is gay suspicious so frtghrgfd
Did anyone else slow it down to see what it would sound like
Pov : this brings back childhood memories from your nightcore faze
true
Ohhhh nooooo i externally cringed as soon as I read that oh no not ajdjdlandosinwmala
I never had a nightcore phase because honestly nightcore just pierces my ears, but it's just a me problem
OH NOOOOOO NOT 8YEAR OLD MEEEE
I THOUGHT THEY HIRED PPL WITH HIGH PITCHED VOICES TO SING IT I WAS A STUPID CHILD HELP ME
The last part sounds like someone playing a recorder😂
Gravity Vs The Forces Of Universe yes
@Gravity Vs The Forces Of Universe
Bro I feel like I see you on every Gay video I watch. I see you everywhere lmao
@@ares.peralta I am everywhere
@@Detective_Grav the gæ poses unexplained power, where does it come from tho
@@kaobiugwu435 it comes from space (I'm making a reference to One Topic's newest video if you didn't know)
1:35 that screech was iconic👏😩
oh ig alvin is singing LMP now 😳
0-0
LMAO
Those vocals tho-
lmaoo
o
The fact that i still knew what the lyrics where the whole time
How can you not know what the lyrics were tho? You would have to not know that song in order for that to happen.
The beginning: okay it's not that-
The end: SCREEEEEECH
nobody:
me playing a recorder in music class: 1:27
PLS I CLICKED THE TIMESTAMP AND IM ASCENDING JDJDDJSJSSSJS
also nice pfp 🤫
@@the_chapstick_dealer8593 PLS- AND THANK U
@@therealjokerpersona5 YUH 😩
LMFAO
Nice 😂
0:43 this part sounded so good fast tho--
little miss perfect nightcore be like
I love how at the end it is just incoherent squeaking with a pride flag over it... That's honestly perfect
True
Ahhh amity our lesbian idol
The second verse really did a number towards raising the "I'm too gay for this" meter.
I dont see it i mean i dont see how this is perfect to you but i like it its cool
SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK. LITTLE MISS PERFECT. SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK SWEAK. LITTLE MISS PERFECT.
"and my brain starts to go" **Agressive gay squeaking**
(Also I love how the rainbow gradually gets more and more saturated. very cool)
I'm surprised it's longer than a second...
Same
I surprised it’s almost 2 minutes.
Her: * Does the "AHHHHH" *
My eardrums: "I quit.. "
WIWIWNANANWHHWAAHAHHHHHHHHHH
I just started and scared how short it’s going to be
that moment when at the end it sounds more like a screaming chicken then a song...
A sped it up to the max speed...It's...Weird...
I watched it normal the first time... Now that I watched dot like that... Damn..
@@meihatsume4407 same haha
The voice in the video:
Taylor Louderman
*a mouse*
THE HAND FLICKS AT 0:24 PLEASE-
Amity whatever her middle name is Blight whenever she sees Luz: LUDICROUS SPEED GO
Luz: Heyyyy, Amity-
Amity: “MYYYYYYY BRAAAAAIIIIIINNSSSSS ARE GOOIIINGG INTO MYYYYY FEEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!!!”
G-GUYS AMI... AMITY KISSEDLUZ K CANY RVEN SPELL ANYTHIG RIGHT FROM EXCITEMENY OMH RBTJMTMDJRID
Amity Gay Blight you mean
Hold up Amity has a middle name?
The ending of this song:
**rat squeaks intensify**
Nobody:
The end: *DEMONIC SCREECHING*
1:34 at 0.25 speed is literal nightmare fuel.
MY POOR EARS
😭😭😭
"waAaą̸̨͍̞̦̙̹̝̙̝͉̪̃̋̾͒̈́́̄̽͊̕͘̕̚͝͝ă̸̢̫A̴̫͛͑̈́̀̽̈̽à̵̢̛̻̑̃̒͛͘͝ǎ̵̩̩̹̓̆͐͝A̵̼͍̱̲͖̦̝̲̘̬̼̩̣̎̓̎͘ͅa̶̧̻̥̳̰̩͎͇̫͓̋̒̊̃͌̈́̒́̅̀̆̒̅ä̷̬̺̟́̐a-"
AHHHHHHH
HELP I CANT STOP LAUGHING
As a gay, I can confirm we are THIS fast. Wait no, FASTER!!!
1:35 is it just me or did she sound like kirby when he eats someone 😂
This is canonically what's happening on Amity's mind in Wing it like witches, I refuse to think otherwise.
I love how it starts relatively normal, and then the second half is just a trainwreck of gay panic xD
oh my god it sounds like alvin and the chipmunks screaming to the girls
lmao Ikr-
just imagine if she says i was adopted when i was two
and it gets faster
Yes
The whole song is mostly gay so this video is now the speed of light
POV: you found me hanging out with my friend and notice how unbelievably suspicious I’m being.
Nobody:
Me: **hamster noises**
Hamsters are quiet and when the squeak they dont make that noise
@@thinkingofaname4605 i know
@@thinkingofaname4605 ur name should be something cool and i think i could tell you a good one
1:27
Taylor Louderman:
*(Panics in Door Hinge Sqeak)*
She really said A ᴀ ᴀ ᴀ ᴀ ᴀ A at the end
Frrrrrrrrr 😂😂
When she hit that *insert chipmunk noises* that was just- BEAUTIFUL.
my favorite part was **insert screaming drunk chipmunk noises with usain bolt clones for vocal chords here**
Hearing the “ NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NO” in that fast of speed was hilarousy
Such a talented, fast pianist
I have ascended to a higher plane after getting this notification
I love how it starts out getting slightly faster a little at a time and then like halfway through it just launches to supersonic speed /hyp. I also feel like it captures what it feels like to accidentally out yourself and you try to go back but you just say gayer and gayer shit and the world feels like it goes faster and faster---- anyway. :)
Barley 5 seconds in and it’s already sped up 💀
1:32 me whenever I’m gay panicking
this was 3 times as long as i expected. doesn't change the fact this is a good edit. 10/10
Why does this video sound like it’s turning into pure chaos 😂😂😂😂😂
This was great and funny,
Hello again
I love how it went from normal to Nightcore to terrifyingly fast.
Someone: Alvin and the chipmunks are the only ones who can sing as loud and fast as possible.
LMP and the moments "suspiciously gay":
Hold my *S P E E D*
0:20 its the 💅’s for me 😩✨
THE THUMBNAIL IT'S JUST *PERFECT*
Loving amity on the thumbnail
Yeah, I was just expecting a sped up version for the whole thing
I was correct
0:52 she sounds like a night core version of the song
I just heard Nightcore Omg
Edit : I JUST HEARD SO LONG AND AT THE LAST, THATS CHIPMUNKS SOUNDS LMAO. So Much Gays
1:19 if you play backspeed there all the way it sounds normal with Alvin the chickmenc
my ears at the high note died
By the end it just sounded like a chipmunk having a mental breakdown
The fact that i can still sing along in my head
little miss perfect alvin and the chipmunks edition
I can’t feel my ears
Her: sings super high pitched
me: she should be in Alvin and the Chipmunks
The second verse getting progressively faster until it is full nightcore is my aesthetic
When you’ve listened to it enough times that you can partially understand the second half
*{Wow, it sounds like a chipmunk when it gets faster XD}*
Nobody ever:
Absolutely no one:
Not even Hootie:
1:27: *indistinct gay screeching*
Good luck trying to survive the drinking game version.
i know this whole song by heart and i could tell what she was saying even when it was really fast- TIME TO WATCH THIS AT FAST SPEED
1:28 when you put ur hamster in the microwave.
No one: the songs started
Myown: *thats the gay agenda just being suspicious again*
I didn't know before, but I really needed this in this fine evening
I’m a simple person I see blushing Amity
I Click
All I gotta say is this *DAMN GURL*
Straight h-
Myown: GAY
I read that title and just said *Well now where gonna see sum real sped-*
The fact- that you- FREAKING USED AMITY FOR THE THUMBNAIL IS PERFECT
I-
Oh god all I here is spslsjshepppp
I love the fact that Amity is in here
I didnt even notice the flag slowly setting in till the end 😭
I like how it instantly gets faster
This is funny to listen xD/esto es divertido de escuchar XD
1:34 Rip to me, I'm wearing headphones at full blast
Did he just put amity blight on the thumbnail and think we wouldn't notice?
In the end it sounds like she’s just SCREAMING I love this
0:05 i see a gay flag
Edit: oh it was
THE START SOUNDS EVEN MORE LIKE AMITY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
your pfp and name makes it sound like you're amity
moom amity's talking in the third person again!
I thought it was going to go all up to full speed at the time the song started
This sounds suspiciously just like the voices of the chipmunks, form Alvin and the Chipmunks
Luciana Sandoval yes
listening to this on the lowest speed setting is a hole other experience
tho it gave me an idea