Dang you gonna pay for more then 137K therapy sessions?! Dang I hope you have $136,000,000 bucks in your account right now. You never know when it costs 100 bucks. 😅 I appreciate it tho ☺️
This is what we’ve become….. okayyyy…. I’m gonna go and cry in therapy 💀 Edit- uhhh don’t wanna be that person but 479 LIKES IN ONE DAY??!!! THANK YOUU
I have no idea why everyone is blaming the title instead of blaming Dua Lipa for doing the slutty motion in the first place. If she didn’t plan on people liking it she wouldn’t have done it. How is that so hard to understand?
Just left therapy... Now I have to go back 😭 EDIT:OMG MY DAD CAME BACK AND I HAVE SO MANY LIKES, thank you so much for the likes it made my day to look at it, I'll pay for therapy
So is everyone being sarcastic about being traumatized by the title or have peoples’ minds really become this fragile? Or are we surrounded by eight year olds? If it’s one of the latter two, god forbid the day you people happen upon something that actually is disturbing.
that’s enough youtube for today..
FRRRR
Fr Fr
That's enough of our dirty minds
@OBX_FOR_LIFE!!! I wanted to see Dua in concert with all my heart and look at what I missed 😔
@OBX_FOR_LIFE!!! umm it’s our opinion tho
Bro really said”I wanna be that mic stand”💀
Omg ive Never had so many likes before thank you guys 🎉
@@PiperHall-pc1vklol
Song name?
Naughty naughty 🤣🤣
@@Yomamagay6967 often
the caption got my counselor crying
HELPP
Mmkay
Fr
Same fr
HELPPP MEE
people in 1999: we will have flying cars in 2024
people in 2024:I wana be Dua Lipas mic stand
We do have flying cars in the making
Watch, Mr. Beasts car video
🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
@@KingGreytrap
We already have flying cars, it has been done years ago. BRUH
FR tho😂
Our past generation thought there would be flying cars in 2000's but here we are , wanting to be mic stan
There's a flying car now invented by a Slovakian company...
literally 23 years into the century but alright bud. acting like we live long enough to see evolutionary changes like that
we allowed it to be infiltratively imposed enflicteds upon with implementations of corruption directory and enablance of distortions
@@twothousandandchewwe have actually
y are u scrolling bro
the caption made me rethink my life choices
EDIT: OMG THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LIKES🫶🏽
Same
😂
Fr though… 😐
That’s what I was just thinking💀
Why? Do you agree with it?
The title💀
Shorts be getting weird at this time smh 💀
@@stj5853 fr 💀💀
YEAH LIKE WTF
@@stj5853 fr
💀💀💀
The mic stand felt the touch of a woman before me
Same
You are a girl touch yourself @@deva7568
Dad= my child should be an engineer or doctor
Later the child=i wanna be dua lipa's mic stan
IMAO IKR
can u tell the song name?pls
@@Yup_its_avishkaa "often" by the weekend
@@Blinkwanjenekong1234 thanks
Song name
that caption is putting me in therapy.
Fr
Same
Me two
Ok but FR THO😭😭🥴🥴🥴
fr tho, im a friggin serial killer and cant even bare looking at this.
That caption is enough to put me in therapy.
💀💀💀💀
fr
Plz pay for mine..
SERIOUSLY
Yea😂😂🥲
That stand really said “I c** and I go 💀💀*
Actually though 😂
THIS IS SO UNDERRATED HELP
Omfg- 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
“The right to please me”💀
She looks so good in the green and all
K I’m concerned abt the grammar in that, bc it means you might’ve a child and typing that is kinda-
@@callmepancakes eww
@@callmepancakes girl- no.
@@callmepancakes you weird 💀
@@mxmii.i they are talking about the outfit not the vid
The caption got me off guard fr-💀
SAME BRO
On god 😶
fr
exactly 💀💀💀
Onfg
i could've gone my whole life without seeing that-
Fr
Personally I liked it
@@hanokokun9246 wtf
@@hanokokun9246 what the hell creep
You and me both
Man, Aladdin missed out when he was making his wishes
Bruh my therapist gon need a therapist now 😭
Lol
Same 😂
literally
And then your therapist's therapist gon need a therapist
@@10._.Galaxy._.10 then your therapist thrapists therapist needs a therapist
The mic after a few months - 🎙️🤰🤰
AYO?
wth
🤚🏼💀🤚🏼
💀
Dude💀💀
“Just one more short for tonight”
The last short💀
ua-cam.com/users/shortswBDcSk-L7rM?feature=share
Fr*☠️💀
that means you ain't gonna sleep well
“Okay maybe just one more”
Fr💀💀💀💀
Bro I too want to be that mic stand!!!!!! 😂😂😂😍😍😍
What the heck
The singer slays it’s just the caption.. 😭👊
Edit: Tysm for the likes! This is probably the most I’ve EVER got 😭🫶🏻
Fr like I love her...But the caption is just no
@@Angelina_Swiftiewell excuse him for saying what everyone else is thinking but too afraid to say. Sheesh
Dua lipa
Yep totally agree 😂
Fr love her but the caption is a little like no please I’m trying to not think abt that for today lmao
someone needs to pay my therapy bill, PLEASEEEE
@Liv Blue me too please
Who is this girl
@@alexisalex702 that’s dua lipa
@@eilishh.x ok thanks
Me to
That mic stand has more rizz than me😅
the caption- ☠️
*pays for everyone’s therapy*
thank u
THANK YOU 😭
THANK YOU
Ty
Bro u still had money?
Then pay for mine for next schedule also😭🤌🏻✨
Even therapy can’t save me now 💀
Edit 1: Wow 1.3k likes in 21 HOURS! TY🤍🤌
Yep -_-
Fr
Fr this is so disgusting I want to throw up AAAAAA
I-im spechless-
i can relate
"K just one more short before bed".
That one short 💀💀💀.
I can’t help but laugh at this😂😂😂😂
Literally me rn
So true and I feel the report button coming right too me
Bruh fr😂
Fr dude
Oh lord,
We must stay focused boys ✊🫡🥵
Im done with therapy but this made me continue…💀
Fr💀
Yea
Right
FR bro💀
The caption made me get into therapy💀💀💀💀
"How I got reincarnated as a mic"
title still too short for an isekai tho 💀
truck kun best action
A man of culture I see
69th like no more need to ever be on youtube
@@slendy7341 Perfect my friend
I’ll pay for everyone’s therapy😭
Dang you gonna pay for more then 137K therapy sessions?! Dang I hope you have $136,000,000 bucks in your account right now. You never know when it costs 100 bucks. 😅
I appreciate it tho ☺️
Thank you for real babe X
@@Imcoolerthenyouxx what do you mean babe x
please do😭
Ty and pls do❤❤❤
The mic now 🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰🤰
When my therapist asks if I’m okay I’m going to show them this.
Then he will need therapy
@@nishthadesai6552 then his therapist will need therapy
@@icoffee1665 and the therapists therapists from the therapist too
NO! DONT! Then the therapist is gonna need a therapist!
IT NEVER ENDS
I’ll pay for everyone’s therapy-
Edit: TYSMMM GUYS FOR THESE LIKESSS💅🤭🤭
Thank you, might be needed😅
Thank you. Get it for yourself too.
I’m good thanks
Thank god. Make sure to get your self some too!
Nah we’re good
the caption got me choking on my spit
Yeah who’ll rather be that piece of tampon????? Haha haha haha haha..
Bro I ain’t read it til now 💀
@@yourephenomenal1488 well what do you think😭
Yay fr
😏
The title 💀💀💀
even my therapist needs a therapist after this 😭☠️🤚🏽
edit: im not lying !
EDIT 2 : TY FOR THE LIKES !!
EDIT 3 : TYSM I NEVER GOT THIS MUCH LIKES
NAHHH SAME THO-💀💀💀
I made it 100 🎉
@@Yuliana.way.2.fineee TYSMM
how do u even get that many likes in 3 hr
@@rmuburi IFDK
Bro really wanted to be the mic stand 💀
Same
FR LIKE IMAGINE BRO HAS A GF THATS WHY I DONT WANT TO😭😭
@MAKOUPROUD someone that has a gf and wouldn’t cheat💀
If his gf saw this 😂
@@sonalramnath he probably don’t have one
The title 💀💀💀. That's enough of the internet for my life
Aggred
FRRRR
Right
Me too💀💀💀💀💀💀
I AGREEEEE
I wanna be that mic stand more 😂😂😂
No me
Nahhhhhh 💀
Girl the caption I cant😭
Fr
Ikrr
you’ll never know why i got so many likes and comments 😂
It'll be long but if u wanna
Thanks
Thanks so much fellow potterhead👁👄👁
Thanks
thank you
This is what we’ve become….. okayyyy…. I’m gonna go and cry in therapy 💀
Edit- uhhh don’t wanna be that person but 479 LIKES IN ONE DAY??!!! THANK YOUU
can u pay for mine
me to😭😭
@@Queen_beeeee
I gotchu 😭
Mine too pls 💀
@@Queen_beeeee yep 😭
She is gorgeoussss
Before I read the caption:slay queen❤️💅🏼
After reading it: that enough of yt 💀
Enough*
😅me too
Fr tho
@@siixxq thanks k was rushing bc my mom was calling me while I was finishing writing it
I think I wanna wash my eyes with bleach at the comment. but slay girl ur so iconic
For real same
Shut up
Now I understand why I had YT kids when I was 6😂
Edit: I’ll be the viewers of this video’s therapist
You're still not old enough kid😂
Pls
@@Krishna_Gupta So?😂
bro YT kids didnt even exist when i was 6 💀💀
Same bro
I wish I was that mic stand lord have mercy
Even therapy won’t save me from this one😭😭
Same.... we have suffered long enough 😢
He wants to be that mic stand...
I am forever scared .
Or him
Same
“i wanna be that mic stand”
💀💀
HAHAHAHA LMAOO
😭😭why did they even say that-
@@MichikoingYoMama LOL YESS
🤨💀Broooo.....
That guy..I will be generous and pay for your treatment in the hospital
@@Donaldduck19401 omg thanks💀
When your in love wit someone you can’t have so you turn into a mic stand💀
Dua is a big woman. She is beyond mere popstar who performs on stage. She is philanthropist, polite, intelligent, humble and caring
Policy is the least thing she cares about 😂
She is also a stripper basically.
Yeonjun therapy zone.
👇(6000 spots)
I'm in
Im in
IM DEFINITELY IN.
I am in too
I’m in
my therapist is asking for therapy.
And so the other and for infinte
LMAOO
Fr
history: deleted
phone: yeeted
holy water: needed
therapist: greeted
Pov: mom found out
Myself: beated
😂
Lol
What is the singer’s name
Her:🥵🥵
Her mom:😱😱😱😱😱😱
ayayayaya
Sooooooo many people is paying for our therapy.
We need all of it
Idk if we have enough
I think we need more cause 1 like = 1 $
I could use a lot of therapy
The title got me dead to the ground😭😭💀💀
Whole point of the video smart one🤓
yup💀
“ I wanna be that mic stand “ that’s enough UA-cam for today 😂
FR
Mommy 💀
I have no idea why everyone is blaming the title instead of blaming Dua Lipa for doing the slutty motion in the first place. If she didn’t plan on people liking it she wouldn’t have done it. How is that so hard to understand?
Bro really said *"fuck comunity guide lines"*💀
Fr
Just left therapy... Now I have to go back 😭
EDIT:OMG MY DAD CAME BACK AND I HAVE SO MANY LIKES, thank you so much for the likes it made my day to look at it, I'll pay for therapy
I did the same thing😂😮
IM PAYING FOR EVERYONE'S THERAPY cause I understand y'all's pains 😭😢
Edit 1: OMAGAH 166 LIKES TYSM
God bless you 😭
TYSM 😭😭
thanks it i’ll never be the same
omg TYSM!! God bless you 😭😭
omg ty so much
The caption gave my middle aged grandfather a whole ass seizure.
118 LIKES WITH NO COMMENTS?
but no fr-
😂😂
How young are u if your grandfather is middle aged?
Dua your so pretty
even a therapist won't save me now
these captions will be the death of me>
😂😂😂😂 wrd
OR MAYBE JUST A BETTER FEED
okay that is enough youtube for the rest of the year😂
Fr
That’s enough for the rest of my life 😂😂
No more yt for me😢
FR
I could watch her for hours and never get bored 👍👍👍
bro just made dualipa into a thirst trap😭💀
the caption is putting me in therapy 💀💀💀
I had enough therapy 💀💀💀💀
FR THOUGH😂
Wdym captions are not available
Lol
Frr
I'll pay for y'alls therapy 😔
Here
👀
👄
🤏💰
TYSM FOR THE LIKES-
Another copied comment lamooo
I’ll need more than that
Lol
@@iamadultiloveanime...anypr7531 so
Thank you
I dont care who the IRS sends, i aint paying my taxes
this video is the reason the middle finger exists
😏
@@thenameissecret4296 😳
💀
@@markelbert5219 that was sus of me
Brooooooo😂
Dua Lipa really went romantic on that mic stand💀💀
I thought that was Charlie damelio
@@Ashleyivy92 same/
Shes not wrong
the mic stand 9 months later🤰
stop tf and she doest have the ability for that kiddo
That one time I got reincarnated as a mic stand
Real I agree I want to be that mic stand
Me too
Same
Me too❤
“I wana be that mic stand”💀💀💀
Pay for your own first😂
Me who is girl and watching your comment: THERAPY I need forever ♾ therapy guy I’m girl and can girl to my theraphy
I think it’s time I go back to studying now-
I literally am supposed to be studying. Got my exam tmrw 💀
@@herondale_7477 fr
@@herondale_7477 I was studying for a test that was today.. my studying paid off bc I got a A on the Branches of gov. Test
Bro not even therapy can save me😭 Edit: HOLYyY SHIII- 180 LIKES
It’s true
Ong
I wanna be that mic stand💀☠️
got me sent to china😂😂
Wish granted now you're the mic pole🎉
Imagine
AYOO😂
Nah bro he wants to be her and she wants to be that mic stand 😂
But the you are broke so no one uses you
Yo thx man🤣🤣🤣
my therapist is gonna need another therapist after this
Fr💀💀💀
went from "yesss girl give us nothing!!" to "yess girl GIVE US EVERYTHING!!!!!!!"
the caption😭
Don't worry, I'll pay for all of your therapy ☺️
60 minutes sessions, 25 sessions, 1$ per minute. pay up!
Thxs❤
Thank you so much ❤
Thanks love
THANK YOU!!
The caption made me cry. 💀💀💀
ill pay for everyones therapy 💀
Edit: mom im famous
Thank u
Ty
Ty here is 50
Thank you very appreciated 😂😂😂
Thank u so much
WE MUST STAY FOCUS BROTHERS!!!
i would pay for y’all’s therapy but i’m broke 😔💀
Its ok, i can pay for mine and your therapy :) Cause we all need it after watching this.
@@MissReputation me too
I'm broke too😭
At least you tried 😭😔
I’ll pay you back well I’ll try 😅
now my mom's scolding me for playing the same audio for 15min-😭
That’s WILD
Bro decided to start wildin today 💀
Ugh same!
Damn bruh you need help 😧
@@StanningYeonjunForLifetf
this made me rethink all my life choices
Haha
Damn💀💀💀
Damn same
Damn that hit hard 😂
She has a certain Groove that is predictively, Unpredictable.
A Super Model that can Dance and Sing and write great Songs.
She is a Triple Threat.
i think i’m now my therapist therapist- 💀💀
The. Repist
And i opp-
“I wanna be that mic stand” help what- 💀💀💀
I saw that wa
I SAW THAT HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HER
Fr💀💀💀💀
That's MEAN HIS D...
this is the exact definition of *wtf did I just watch*
Yes same here
A transgender being unflattering and cringe.
the pole in 9 months:🤰🏽🤰🏽🤰🏽
“I wanna be that microphone stand 🥵😍”
OH HELL NAW-
Edit: Holy Sh-🥵😍
Edit 2: HOLY SH-😈😈
@Elizabeth caption
What the hell
OH HELL NO THAT IS WEIRD
frrr
Bro wth 👁️👄👁️
*UA-cam deleted*
*phone yeeted*
I NEED MORE THERAPIST AFTER THIS EDIT AHHH
Mine to plz
DONT SAY AHHH😂😂😂
Can you also pay for mine (≧□≦)
Mine too plz..
I will pay for all of yours and thx for the likes I didn't expect to get this many likes
I’m done with therapy but this made me continue 💀
So is everyone being sarcastic about being traumatized by the title or have peoples’ minds really become this fragile? Or are we surrounded by eight year olds? If it’s one of the latter two, god forbid the day you people happen upon something that actually is disturbing.
im not okay😭😭
Why 😮
The caption put me in my grave😂