A PSP Go? I've never seen one of those outside of E3 when it was announced. Not in a store, not in any youtube videos, no friends ever had it, nothing.
I could never understand why they did not make a MGR video where Rocco is Sundowner, Derrick - Sam, Shawn - Raiden and Garret - Monsoon, it just couldn't be more perfect
So when major Raidenovitch Raikov comes up to you as your roaming through the halls of the research laboratory in Groznyj Grad and you salute only to see him thrusting his hand and grabbing your area between your legs... WHAT IS THAT?!
@MegaShadowZX "Just because you've heard a joke before doesn't mean it's not funny." Uh...Yes, it does. Especially when its been said for over 20 years.
I swore that when he said "resurrected" that he was gonna say "Not your penis." Now that would have been great. XD But still, I laughed my ass off at this!
@CheshireSackPerson Metal Gear Series isnt exclusive just the MGs4 for ps3 m8 you stil have you exclusive, calm the head kid. Share the love an dont be a hater. mgs series is on ps1 2 + 3 an xbox + pc + gamecube + some wii content
@KnighferDK Agreed. I believe most people think the new version is "worse" because of how it was made. It's 95% of the same content. But due to the lines, the music and the over the top action, people are disliking it for being "less like Metal Gear" than even the previous one. It's childish. The new has some better lighting and looks perfectly fine. Hopefully more footage at E3 (They confirmed that they'll show more of Rising at E3) will turn people around and they'll stop acting like children.
@KnighferDK Hideo Kojima decided that RISING was too big of a project to be made by Kojima Productions themselves, so they passed on their work to ''PlatinumGames'' (The ones that made ''Bayonetta'' for example). The trailer we got from PlatinumGames's version of MGR was far worse than the original trailer made by Kojima Productions. Watch this for the entire story /watch?v=gV1BMUg4NsA
@KnighferDK Well, PlatinumGames are taking Metal Gear over the limit for realism, basically it's way less realistic in the PlatinumGames's version, i'm guessing you already watched both trailers. And that's what Kojima Productions did better in their trailer, the realism. Also, the graphics were way more spectacular. But that's just my opinion.
@Serbitar so just because he is wearing nike's means that nike is sponsoring the video?....no... if anything, its promoting the new metal gear video game and im pretty sure that wasnt their intention either. they made this for comedic and phallic purposes
"Just call me...Deepthroat". -Gray fox.
+Criminal916 GROSS!
The guy who blew the lid n the Nixon administration?
"I love to reload during a battle, There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber." - Revolver Ocelot
"NOT your penis." - Rocco
They harden is response to physical trauma.
Ah yes, good old CBT.
Otacon: "Snake! We must destroy GW."
Old Snake: "GW? Giant Wang?"
I love MGS. ^_^
It's been 8 years and this is still a masterpiece!
I'm still here
Same with the FF13 announcement trailer
In Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, when Skull Face says "It's like a flower" on the cassette tape, what was that?
+〈banned〉 not your penis
〈banned〉 a vagina haha
A PSP Go? I've never seen one of those outside of E3 when it was announced. Not in a store, not in any youtube videos, no friends ever had it, nothing.
I've got one.
Are you jealous? I hope not. I don't need any more enemies.
FartMaster69 Nobody is jealous of a psp go. Especially since the vita is better than it in every way.
You won't fool me that easily, thinking I'll throw it away so you can grab it with your meaty paws.
FartMaster69 Well it would make a good chewtoy...
You stay away from my trash
I could never understand why they did not make a MGR video where Rocco is Sundowner, Derrick - Sam, Shawn - Raiden and Garret - Monsoon, it just couldn't be more perfect
Freud would be proud.
He'd be proud of how good Metal Gear Rising felt on his dick.
okay just came back to this after beating MGSV again and I gotta say this is by far my fav video by y’all lmaooo still holds up!
I love the classic "oh shit your caught" MGS sound effect at the end...LoL.
"I thought Metal Solid Rising was... They say it was like sword fight-"
"Yeah, NOT with penises!"
That one's debatable
The acting in this is top tier
A bi-penile battle tank?
"Well then, what exactly is 'snake eating'?"
"*giggling*Nooot what you think it is" LMFAO
This video helped me realized how phallic the whole series was
Is that........a PSP GO?
+DeeJay Doge They were honestly really comfy to hold and they looked so nice. I owned a PSP GO for a good majority of the console's life.
though short lived, it was good.
much like the PSvita. *cri
I still cradle my vita *sniff*
Portapble Sex Penis
Obviously GW stands for Giant Wang
Okay, so what about phantom pain?
Phantom pain-is
Miren es el que le roba videos a gente en inglés
@@bleachsmoker NOT your pain-is.
@@calvinanderson4245 pain-is weakness leaving the body.
@@bleachsmoker Fuck that's good.
"I thought Metal Gear Rising is some Metal Condom." Genius.
Kojima has never admitted it but I still think solid snakes name is a dick joke.
I always come back and watch this when my day drops below terrific.
this makes it better.
Rocco's delivery of that last line made this skit awesome.
Still masterpiece in 2022
"getting ready for metal gear rising"
3 YEARS
Then what exactly is snake tempting eva with?
not YOUR penis
This is one of my fave vids by you guys ever
Hahah that ending. Masterpiece.
*pause and moves away* "Look at his dick."
You're not alone, Derrick.
"What is the anti-tank guided javelin...then?!" 0:35
derrick should wear that clean mustache more often
It's so weird to think that all these people are dead now
Spoopa Really?
Yagami Raïto Yeah they all died
Spoopa How?
@@befrnigel Metal Gear Rising felt way too good on Derrick's dick.
Video quality on this is excellent Rocco.
This is one of my favorite mega64s. Peace Walker FTW!
Looks like he got... *puts on sunglasses* A Solid Snake.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
1:41 i like how he supresses his laugh lol
they should have put an exclamation mark over his head when he first saw the guy unbuckle his belt, probably would have been hilarious
One of the better M64 of recent memory. Wait, they're all awesome.
GW, Giant Wang. That's wat I thought he was gonna say at that part.
So when major Raidenovitch Raikov comes up to you as your roaming through the halls of the research laboratory in Groznyj Grad and you salute only to see him thrusting his hand and grabbing your area between your legs...
WHAT IS THAT?!
Sick dunks. God damn you guys have got some professional ass videos.
@1upxx this video clinched it for us unsure fans
Derek's WHAT?! at 0:58 is fucking classic.
Well what exactly is Snake Eating? LMFAO favorite line!
Okay, so what about when in MGS2, while playing as Snake. If you look at the girly poster and call Otacon and he's breathing heavily, what is that?
shot in front of the science building at Grossmont College
That last bit had me laughing my balls off!!!!
This video opening goes from 1-1000000 real fucking quick lol
i like the vuvuzela button next to the closed caption button.
this is all I need to know about Metal Gear Rising
They look like good friends...
So many innuendos...so little time.
Best skit since batman.
Naked Snake loses an eye, he's an one-eyed-snake ~~ PENIS
i was searching for a game preview but found this rad video instead haha.
sick shoes, derrick
My Metal Gear is Rising.
@MegaShadowZX "Just because you've heard a joke before doesn't mean it's not funny."
Uh...Yes, it does. Especially when its been said for over 20 years.
Derrick surely knows this one LOL!
"...and you could see his arm kinda doin some of this..." LOL
Definitely the best first ten seconds of any Mega64 video.
So when snake is hiding in boxes...
But Big Boss was a one-eyed Snake. Does that mean... ?
forgot about this video, so fucking funny
@toasega those 159 are upperclass ladies
So the key that changes shape in different temperatures is...?
my lbp copy came with a dvd explaining mgs story, didnt have to go through this pretty complex thought
I think what we can conclude from this is, The answer is ALWAYS, "Not your penis."
lol "THEN WHAT IS BIG BOSS?" that line and the over-sized censor are the funniest parts
I swore that when he said "resurrected" that he was gonna say "Not your penis." Now that would have been great. XD But still, I laughed my ass off at this!
UHM you don't need to cut to two hours later with every joke.
lol, joaks. keep up the good work guys.
*long pause*
"Look at his dick."
xDD
"Run Rocco Run"......!
It's amazing how you guys got the title right before Konami. 'Metal Gear Rising" without the "Solid". How prophetic.
For you.
Was getting ignored part of your plan?
mustache makes it funnier
The fact that this was released in July 2010 just makes me realise how fucking long this game has been in the making. IT BETTER BE FUCKING AMAZING!!!
And it released,its really good
@CheshireSackPerson Metal Gear Series isnt exclusive just the MGs4 for ps3 m8 you stil have you exclusive, calm the head kid. Share the love an dont be a hater. mgs series is on ps1 2 + 3 an xbox + pc + gamecube + some wii content
Totally forgot about Raikov grabbing people's nuts.... lol!
@AznSupaStar14 You should look at the menu screen when you start a new game difficulty on MGS4. It has things like "Liquid easy" and "Big Boss Hard"
Mega64 rocks at making parodies HAHA
he was fucking ready
THIS IS MY RINGTONE w00t
what im wondering is how he knows so much about metal gear rising but never realized that its not a metal condom? lol
just watched your guy's podcast,i think the this video was very clever despite what other people say, good job on the vid :)
I wonder if Rocco's still playing Peace Walker to get ready for Metal Gear Rising.It's been over 2 years subce this video.
wow.... was this entered in the world records for how many times they can mention their member within a few minutes....?
you guys got a new camera? quality looks good
Amazingness.
know what i just realized? snake in metal gear solid 3 actually becomes an one eyed snake so....penis?
Rocco sold me a pit bike 2 days ago he has a ducati
Legendary!
i like the LIKE bar
The transcribe audio is priceless on this one...
@KnighferDK Agreed. I believe most people think the new version is "worse" because of how it was made. It's 95% of the same content. But due to the lines, the music and the over the top action, people are disliking it for being "less like Metal Gear" than even the previous one. It's childish. The new has some better lighting and looks perfectly fine. Hopefully more footage at E3 (They confirmed that they'll show more of Rising at E3) will turn people around and they'll stop acting like children.
@KnighferDK Hideo Kojima decided that RISING was too big of a project to be made by Kojima Productions themselves, so they passed on their work to ''PlatinumGames'' (The ones that made ''Bayonetta'' for example).
The trailer we got from PlatinumGames's version of MGR was far worse than the original trailer made by Kojima Productions.
Watch this for the entire story
/watch?v=gV1BMUg4NsA
@KnighferDK Well, PlatinumGames are taking Metal Gear over the limit for realism, basically it's way less realistic in the PlatinumGames's version, i'm guessing you already watched both trailers. And that's what Kojima Productions did better in their trailer, the realism. Also, the graphics were way more spectacular. But that's just my opinion.
Rocco looks like Henry VIII of England
@Serbitar so just because he is wearing nike's means that nike is sponsoring the video?....no... if anything, its promoting the new metal gear video game and im pretty sure that wasnt their intention either. they made this for comedic and phallic purposes
Bloody Brilliant!