Kingdom Come: Deliverance but I am a psychopath
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- Опубліковано 19 лют 2018
- Kingdom Come: Deliverance is a charming game unless you're me
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-"Who are you carrying there, is that a corpse?!"
-"No she's just unconscious."
-"Oh well carry on then."
omggg
@Stooven McStoovenson uh oh
> skips two scenes
> the whole village burns
well, that escalated quickly...
Yeah, that *really* got out of hand fast.
He skipped the cutscene where the professor from back to the future appears, Henry gets in the car and accidently alters history so that the village was always on fire.
And it burns burns burns..
It's like a fire, oh my god....
a good example why you don't skip cutscenes
Me plays game: Makes progress, little bugs here & there
Kevin plays game: Breaks everything in the first 10min
Game devs should hire you for bug testing.
That game had, and still has, so many bugs, it's not just Kevin this time.
ya he is the ultimate game breaker, no matter how polished your game is he will find a way to play it in the most fucked up way possible
@@SmokeDog1871 Yeah but you can do that with literally any game. It takes the fun out for me but it's funny watching him fuck it all up
It's April 14-2019 and still buggy and voices can get repetetive at times.
I have rarely seen someone fuck up a tutorial as badly as this guy did.
kevin plays a game for 10 minutes, the game sets itself on fire
Yeah,when he played LA Noire he joked how every game he touches gets glitched at some point.
It’s great. In the game I became a knight loved by all, saving the land from bandits and enemy soldiers, and Kevin becomes the Psychopathic village idiot.
I genuinely love this game
It's so good
I became the middle ground everyone saw me as the heroic knight but in reality i was a thief a murder and a village idiot.
Yeah but you are gay
Gaiden Shinji Jesus are they not allowed to enjoy the game?
@@__asher__ all of those are nothing in the face of this masterpiece
YOU'LL ROT IN JAIL!
*5 seconds later*
You're free to go.
Go on, you fucker!
maybe he smelled rotten already and so they thought task is done
WHOOOT??! why?
@@Azlorn you violated the law
"My guy is a complete psychopath."
Kevin, all your characters are psychopaths. Maybe you should think about why that is.
'I is a complete psychopath, my guy!'
now why would you think that? everything is perfectly natural here kind folk..
Lmfaooooo
Not anymore, now he plays a pacifist. His turned his cheeks, or something.
@@jorgerojas4388 Google is offering to translate "Lmfaooooo" into English for me lol
*You learned F O O D*
A lesson we all love to learn.
What?
impressive !
@M.K. Give a FOOD a FOOD and you FOOD him for a FOOD! FOOD a FOOD to FOOD and you FOOD him for a FOOD!
thats kevins life he skips one thing and the town is one fire
Guard: “Hey ur goin to jail!”
Kevin: “no”
Guard: “yes you are”
*guard escorts Kevin to jail*
Guard: “see, I told you you were going”
Kevin: “no”
Guard: “shit u right. U free to go”
Kevin: “no”
Guard: “wha-?!”
*three dead people drop in front of the guard”
Kevin: “no”
*guard’s neck snaps*
That makes Kevin sound a lot like a horror character.
Kevin made it like... 10% through the prologue.
*You can really break all the immersion Kevin.*
they should hire him to test games
@@jennyms1998 He should've flew to Prague so he can make sure the history is all good.
He can also break someone’s spine with one left click.
What imersion?
@@fazeadolf3375 Bruh
That moment when you are watching a video of an Irishman shouting Hungarian swearwords (7:05 - Apicsába) while being a Hungarian, living in Ireland. Lovely Kevin
amúgy nekem kifejezetten tetszett hogy van benne magyar szöveg, és nem valami random akcentussal, nem nagyon tudnék más játékot felsorolni ha ez lenne a szempont
do you listen to speak the Hungarian rapper?
I think it said do píče
More likely ti was in Czech cause Iam Czech and fully understand it and the developers are Czech too
HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
14:07 starts strangling a woman in front of an entire crown. "you have gained a level in STEALTH!
I love how you get a stealth level as a guard literally stares at you while you choke someone out. That is a very interesting interpretation of stealth.
question is how low is that guard's perception? 😂
digitallyzer0 probably in the negatives.
Henry acts and sounds way too much like Kevin.
Talvez por que é ele que está controlando...
@@Delta_2209 stfu
"Ok Henry, I appreciate you fighting him to get my stuff back.........But did you really have to strip him naked and leave him lying in the dirt...?"
You have learned: *Swearing in Hungarian*
That's also Czech. :D I believe even the backstory is based on our history. :D (Charles IV. And his son Wenceslas)
The swearing is pretty modern, though. I doubt they talked like that back in the day lol.
@@MrHarrystank Yeah the game is a bit weird like that, I guess they just couldnt hire a bunch of hungarian and czech voice actors so they went with a bunch of american and enlgish ones?
"A picsába mi ez" is 100% hungarian. It means "in the butt with everything, whats this"
Before that the guy says "ne rugdossad" which means "dont kick it"
Everytime Kevin reads out the patreon names and says "i need help" it sounds like he's trying to send us a subliminal message.
I wonder how Kevin is going to react when he finds out Kunesh is the final boss of this game and by knocking him out before the attack you basically won the game because he's dead now.
valazor wait are u serious is he the final boss or is this a troll thing
It's a joke, I wouldn't be so cruel to spoil something like that if it were true.
LOL! I was just several hours into the game, when I read this comment and I got really angry because of someone spoiling the boss fight. But then, after several weeks, when I found out that kunesh was not that guy with bailiff's hat, I was even more surprised! Thank you for additional thrill and emotions! xD
@@lukachikhladze2404 Same here 😂 well more then a few but still
"Ale do prdele!" is "Ah feck!" in Czech.
Actually, more like "Oh shit", the phrase literally means "in the ass". It's one of the mildest curse phrases in czech.
O-K to get something in the ass literally means getting fucked over. so "ah feck" is a fair translation.
Prdele sounds a lot like the Finnish word Perkele.
@PK but do prdele doesnt mean "fucked in the ass" it means "in the ass", it does imply something like "shit" or "oh fuck" though. This game is made by Czech developers btw
Dollar "up yours" in english slang quite literally means fuck you without outright saying "fuck". just saying.
Him punching the kneeling dude in the head over and over again with that girl yelling “stop right now” in the background is perfection
I love the way Kevin talks about the characters he plays as if its some great accident all his characters are like this
Actual footage of Cork.
crossbones116 "I can't read or write, but it doesn't matter. I'm a from cork city and i can drive a tractor" - local corkman
Not enough black people to be Cork.
so true bwoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
This isn't a gameplay, it's a vlog
Nah man need more texacos and centras
4:20 Favorite part is when he punches the guy in the head again and again and levels up basically every stat at once lol
I am so proud that I am Czech, I can understand every swearing there xD
At 7:01 they are talking Hungarian and the "a picsába" you seemed to like means "for fuck's sake" xD I wasn't expecting to hear my language lol and the fact that you even repeated a swear word just made my day xD
oh an at 8:57 it is Hungarian too "Nyírd ki a francba" means "Damn, kill him"
I know this answer is pretty late but you might want to check out Kingdom Come Deliverance in its entirety! Hungarians are mostly the bad guys in this game, but they actually speak the language! Just like the Czechs! Such amazing attention to detail in this game.
also a late answer, but knowing Hungarian and playing this game gives you a really cool advantage because the Hungarians never have subtitles (so I personally can never understand them) and, from what ive heard, this becomes especially amusing during a certain quest ;D
@@Tommoslasguitaros even later, but they also payed attention to them having the historically correct armor
This may be Czech "o piča".
Did you break ANOTHER game Kevin?
well this time, the game kinda breaks itself XD
Henry's come to see us! Jesus Christ be praised!
I accidentally left my Bluetooth speaker on and my whole house got a loud dose of that lovely intro
Homie just called Deutsch’s “Dutch’s”
Damn Germans
@@anukranan www.reddit.com/r/AskHistorians/comments/34oidq/why_is_germany_called_deutschland_but_dutch/
@@anukranan It's still wrong, though.
ale do *_PRDELE_*
Kurwa!
paráda
krása.
Nejlepší
*do kundy*
"Alchohol is a good thing, but it's also the scourge of mankind and a good Christian should avoid it like the plague"
So by that quote, were they implying that if you're NOT a good Christian, you SHOULDN'T avoid the plague?
ErizotDread Flawless logic
lol...seems like a very un-christian attitude! lol
ErizotDread
xd
^ they meant alcohol is to be avoided if you are a Christian ,pretty simple?
“Why is he not dying?”
Well, maybe the armor is working like it’s supposed to...
"I've got more important things to do."
*Cut to strangling a woman from behind*
1:11 Hey Phil!
Eyyyyy this aint HOI get back to your video making cave
Alex The Rambler! Fancy meeting you here. I just left your Korean Empire video.
Funny seeing you here
Alex The Rambler! What is this, a crossover episode?
I love your videos, great to see you watch Kevin as well!
goddamn. When I was playing, running away from the Cumans after they burned down the village was terrifying.
Of course Kevin manages to fuck it up. In a good sense.
The repetitive killing of people, then the guy's completely confused reaction like "what?" every time someone talks to him made me laugh so hard, this video is hilarious
Bugs aside, the story seems really charming and Tom McKay does a really good job making the Henry likeable and getting us to feel for him
Still hilarious watching Kevin run rampant through Skalitz
This is one of the few channels on this site that can genuinely make me laugh and help keep my mind off of things. Thank you Kevin, and keep it up.
You basically completed the quest before starting it. Fascinating.
12:22 Did I hear “HAVEL?!”
**The Rock intensifies**
Welcome to Kingdom Come: Deliverance, you'll quickly learn that bushes are your worst enemy, in and outside of combat.
What's funny about the Bore: Ragnarok meme is that there's actually a character named Bor in the Thor movies. You can even see bis dead body in Ragnarok.
My cat just died today, I'm here to ease the pain and it helps, thanks Kevin.
Miss Juggler I'm sorry for your loss. I hope that your heart heals soon.
lol
What was the cats name?
yeah of course it did
my pet rock died today
give me a heart kevin, and i also want 100 likes
7:02
"A picsába! Mi ez?"
SuperCsubi - A Dühöngő Űrmedve kapcsolj át csubi
Szia Csubi :)
9:00
"Nyírd ki a francba"
OK
xD annyira meglepődtem ,mondom mi az magyarok? XD
Multi language game vagy Miez? xD
This proves that Kevin deserves the title "Village Idiot"
No doubt in my mind
Kevin is back to breaking games, hilarious.
On a side note, Dutch =/= Deutsch. Deutsch is German, so the characters you were throwing rocks at were German. You pronounce it differently, the more you know!
The character was not a german. His surname is "Němec" (Deutsch in English) which was (and still is) pretty common surname in Bohemia/Czechia.
Aha, all right, interesting information. I do wonder why he would say ''Maybe you'd like to try out the latest German fashion'' at 3:55.
I think it was just a joke. It is still "Deutsch". Surname or not, the meaning is the same.
Fair enough, thanks for elaborating!
It was dung not rocks
"I skipped one maybe two scenes max and now the whole village is burning" ROFL you're so bad at rpgs
that games cutscenes are really jarring and slow and stupid most of the time tbh
Não não, ele tem toda razão
@Half Knight I've loved them all so far
@@GAnimeRO They are slow compared to hyperactive pace of many other modern games, but I find them rather believably paced for that very reason. Not sure why you'd call them stupid or jarring, tbh.
@@lutzderlurch7877 The dialog is horrible for example.
This guy sounds so much like the voice actor for Henry, it's hilarious.
7:05 did Kevin just spoke Hungarian? :D WOW " a picsába " :DDD
Random hungarian: "A picsába!" Kevin: "Ah pa-Jabba!" ROTF
4:23 Ah yes the Skyrim Method: Beating up Immortal Charakters
LOL Kevin said 'Picsába' at 7:02. That was actually pretty well pronounced.
It sounds like Simlish to me. Sounds like “obee-jabah”. By the spelling I’d assume it’s “pic-sabbah”
I dont mean to be rude btw, just it’s interesting
@@anukranan ah yes, the Cumans and the Normal People
Doesn't it remind you guys of oblivion?
"Wot?"
"Kingdom Come: Deliverance but I voice the protagonist"
For a few glorious seconds beginning at 4:20 (heh), Kevin's punches are perfectly in time with the music.
"My guy is a sociopath!"
No Kevin, that's you..
Game: Deutsch's house
Kevin: Dutch's house
*Is called Deutsch*
*Friend of Hal says something about latest german fashion*
Kevin: "What accent is that????"
this game looks amazing honestly
edit: okay but where did all these likes come from XD
Freaky Fairy if you can accept that you will be useless the first ten hours of this game, it becomes amazing
Haha I genuinely wanna buy it now
I really really enjoy the shit out of it. But when you get to the actual combat tutorial after the prologue, do it over and over again. It's near a cooking pot and tent so you can get your ass kicked, go to bed to heal, wake up eat, repeat until you are less of a scrub. Also learn to read asap
I beat the game. I loved it in it's entirety.
ThatKidFromMars 2 "ten hours" more like 2 and a half
This reminds me of early elder scrolls when you'd go off the beaten path and fall through the world or be pounded 10000ft into the air by a random arrow
I love it
4:22 I guess he had a leveled head :-D
deutsch means german
Please Pretty please more
literally everyone who plays this game thinks deutsch is dutch or something like that, so yes, yes shit
Fucking genius... Tell us more krautinese
you spelled douche wrong
Really i thought it
was from the Netherlands
This game is from a czech developer so you will probably not understand some things. Most of it is just for the atmosphere of the medieval times of the Czech Republic.
Excuse me sir but it was called 'Bohemia' back then.
Ah yes the ancient kingdom of "Czech Republic" famous place.
The Ancient kingdom of Czech Republic xddddd im dead
yep, in the czech republic it is normal to suffocate women while they sleep. Most westerners just wouldnt understand
jebat
7:03 i love when armour actually works in games
7:03 He was speaking hungarian :D
He said " A picsába! Mi ez?" it means "Oh shit! What's that?" :D
rofl could you tell me more of the cumans? xD
It probably wasnt Hungarian, more likely it was Czech Do piče! Cause the developers are Czech and the game is set in history of Czechia so i dont really think it was in Hungarian
He was speaking Czech. Languages influence each other. Hungary has Slavic languages as its neighbours, so they share some vocabulary.
@@saranemcova5448 Hungarian here, cumans in this game speak 100% hungarian.
6:52 "A PICSÁBA MI EZ?!"
I am the silent M. I'm Czech and I still don't understand a word
R3mizCz
They're speaking Hungarian.
Maybe it's hungarian?
Kajak de miafaszxd
Persze magyarok az erőszakolók xd
06:50 - are they speaking hungarian?! :D "A Picsába, mi ez?" (meaning somithing akin to "For fuck's sake, whats this?")
Some of the enemies in the game, the cumans, are turkic warriors who took refuge in hungary, so yeah they're speaking hungarian:D! The game itself is set in the czech republic though.
3:38 GORDON RAMSAY WANTS TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION.
I don’t know, maybe it’s the fact that I was really immersed in the role and I was treating it as a life or death situation, or that I thought if I didn’t get away they would storm the next town, or maybe because I’m a girl and I didn’t feel that whole ‘save the damsel in distress’ thing, but I didn’t try to save Theresa. All the UA-camrs I watch did though, I didn’t even know it was an option when I played.
I feel a bit bad to be honest.
I have 200 hours on this game, never knew anyone could possibly make it look so nonsensical lol.
"skipped one maybe two scenes max" is a complete lie too lol
When they started speaking Czech.. daaamn, I didn't know even in English version they've got czech monologues.
Btw you met some of my friends which were modeled to the game.
Ad- ík tak ty seš tady
I can truly say you play games in a way I never would
this NEEDS a full play through from u kevin
Golden
"STOP RIGHT NOW!"
"I gotta get more levels!"
Kevin should be a tester, he always manages to break the games he plays 😂😂😂
Im a serial killer in the game during the night, during the day im an honsey lad lol
I never even beat this game, it was just too glitchy and poorly acted for me. Even though I really wanted to play it through.
This was my problem too, but i think that its supposed to be fixed now. I loved the game but some of the bugs were just to annoying lol
Do the monastery quest. You'll love it.
5:00 Kevin would be great at GamingSins
I would absolutely love more videos from you on this game. This was so entertaining and I can't wait to see what you do next with it.
"Ale do prdele" - right to the ass - "Oh shit" basically :D
When they're chasing you when bleeding out, they speak Hungarian again: "Nyírd ki, a francba!" means "Kill him, damnit!" Quite unexpected :D
7:02 as a hungarian i loved this part(the attackers are hungarians and they speak only hungarian)
Guard: We're arresting you.
Dude who just murdered people: wot?
Five minutes later:
Guard: We have to let you out of jail.
Dude: wot?
The game has bugs for those who play unrealistically. If you actually stick to trying to stay alive and take rational decisions, the game is pretty rewarding and bug free. (at least now, after all the patches) At least that's my experience. I'm absolutely loving every bit of it. I did commit to not using fast travel at all, which kind of forces me to plan my travels ahead. That way, every day is a new adventure!
This is call me Kevin what are you trying prove
That is absolutely not true. I liked playing the game a lot, but there were quite a few bugs (some even game breaking, like quests becoming impossible to finish), even though I played "seriously" and didn't really make any completely unrealistic decisions. The Kunesh bug in the beginning of this video, for example, can easily be experienced by anyone playing the game seriously - lose the first fight, then fight him again, and suddenly the quest doesn't work correctly anymore. That's nothing extraordinary or stupid only a "non-serious" player would do.
Should I emphacize 'At least that's my experience.'? I haven't played this in awhile, but I clocked well over 200 hours and found 1 bug which prevented me from finishing a quest. Other than that, it was a smooth ride. I did speak to a friend later who told me the game was almost unplayable in the PS4. I don't know about that, I played it on my mid-tier laptop, and enjoyed it a lot.
*DEAD RISING: BUT EVERYONE DIES* You try to save the survivors but obviously the bad A.I. and zombies make you struggle. Plus with the combination of funny outfits/weapons and your humor, I can see some shenanigans transpiring!
Blackout That's how you get things noticed, congrats you figured something out. Now fuck off.
No one asked for an opinion from the peanut gallery.
Blackout man apparently someone has nothing better to do than whine on the comment section of UA-cam like a lil bitch.
Smokealotapotamus _ stfu ffs
Blackout this is legit the 4th time I've seen you send mindless hate to people, fuck man you are desperate
This is the video that brought me to kevs channel years ago, trying to find walkthroughs to kingdom come and stumbled upon this gem of a UA-camr ❤️ thanks Kevin for the laughs
*throws unconscious woman in well*
Guard: “you’re under arrest!”
Main character: “....what?”
I'm about to die
LOL Nice Hungarian mimicking, that was beautiful! :D "A picsába!" 7:04
6:29 NOBODY EXPECTS THE INQUISITION!
This has got to be my favorite call me Kevin video.
8:58 ah, our glorious hungarian language
"send them to hell!"
wait why is there randomly a hungarian sentence? o.o
Have you not played the game....
Már többször is megvitatásra került ez a téma a kommentszekció fentebbi részében,ajánlom,hogy olvasd el.
The bad guys in the games speak Hungarian :P
oh kevin
"Why is he not dying?" Helmets, have you heard of them?
"They should be worried about the threat inside the castle..." xDxD hilarious, man!