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  • @lilfeccibraemusic
    @lilfeccibraemusic Рік тому +175980

    you know you fucked up when fishes start taking xrays

  • @unclesam5474
    @unclesam5474 Рік тому +35422

    “We have determined that your radiation poisoning is not service related.”

    • @france_stoneshore2150
      @france_stoneshore2150 Рік тому +601

      it prob was what one was told

    • @ythandlerandom1278LK
      @ythandlerandom1278LK Рік тому +1431

      We have also investigated ourselves and found that we have done no wrong

    • @_Its_Ya_Boy
      @_Its_Ya_Boy Рік тому +688

      “Also you are being deployed to New Mexico, where you totally won’t dissapear”

    • @kamisamatachinochinchinnon712
      @kamisamatachinochinchinnon712 Рік тому +310

      @@_Its_Ya_Boy And anyone ever trying to bring truth to light will never be termed as conspiracy theorist.

    • @tintindb
      @tintindb Рік тому +49

      Fish related.

  • @gabew8104
    @gabew8104 Місяць тому +4695

    "What's this?"
    "An X-Ray of a fish."
    "...But we don't have an X-Ray machine on this ship."
    "Exactly."

    • @adityagadve3131
      @adityagadve3131 Місяць тому +10

      Blah

    • @indakaf
      @indakaf 29 днів тому +31

      So that's why they pick x-ray fish for x in the phonics song

    • @NadeemMufti
      @NadeemMufti 27 днів тому +10

      Famous last words 💀

    • @bunnyphoenix2992
      @bunnyphoenix2992 17 днів тому +2

      How tf does that even work in dumb explain pls

    • @jonasb104
      @jonasb104 10 днів тому

      X Rays are radioactive waves. The fish was so radioactive that its waves imprinted on the photo and made the X ray photo. And so the crew finaly realised how much radiation was around them ​@@bunnyphoenix2992

  • @chrisliamescaner9749
    @chrisliamescaner9749 15 днів тому +227

    That's why Spongebob episodes kept showing these explosion for no reason. THEY'RE EXPLODING FOR NO REASON.

    • @mr.d.normanmooreii4292
      @mr.d.normanmooreii4292 13 годин тому +30

      Fun fact: Bikini Bottom is a spin-off of Bikini Atoll, where nuclear testing had taken place.

  • @CHANCHANKIT555
    @CHANCHANKIT555 Рік тому +21636

    "it took its own X-ray"
    What he failed to mention was that the fish also went to a medical school for 12 years and was a licensed radiologist.

    • @purveshpawar5160
      @purveshpawar5160 Рік тому +634

      It has 2 kids now...boy and a girl...3 years apart

    • @RED89P13
      @RED89P13 Рік тому +436

      @@purveshpawar5160 let’s not forget they’re conjoined…the sister didn’t start growing till later…she now has a boyfriend and the brother can’t stand him

    • @dizzy916
      @dizzy916 Рік тому

      ​@@RED89P13 I'm very curious as to what genitals they have

    • @thelred-ph3lq
      @thelred-ph3lq Рік тому +169

      Most of his friends went to fish studies, and couldn't find a job afterwards.

    • @anthonychan3193
      @anthonychan3193 Рік тому +130

      What you didn't mention was the fish also took its own life due to the toxic work environment at the hospital.

  • @-Jozef
    @-Jozef Рік тому +25478

    Everybody gangster till the fish turns into an X Ray

    • @ocgsmiths
      @ocgsmiths Рік тому +241

      I though the fish got up and took an
      X-ray of itself. 😂

    • @zonaab8252
      @zonaab8252 Рік тому +23

      Shqipe lol

    • @helldronez
      @helldronez Рік тому +15

      rayman Spongebob

    • @zonaab8252
      @zonaab8252 Рік тому +7

      @@helldronez what

    • @helldronez
      @helldronez Рік тому +15

      @@zonaab8252 man ray i mean lol

  • @sharpno2pencil476
    @sharpno2pencil476 Місяць тому +476

    It must be so frustrating when your superiors don’t listen to you like that

    • @matthewboyd8689
      @matthewboyd8689 2 дні тому

      Put the 'Murica right in the job description.
      Refuses to acknowledge anyone else's opinion.

    • @DisasterYT
      @DisasterYT День тому +27

      Welcome to the US military. Everyone is expendable, profit is all that matters.

    • @simonmasset2238
      @simonmasset2238 День тому +5

      ​@@DisasterYT Profit ? How do you make profit on the military side of things ?

    • @warddolfin7038
      @warddolfin7038 День тому +10

      @@simonmasset2238the billions upon billions that are made with manufacturing and supplying weapons to every country in the world basically

    • @DisasterYT
      @DisasterYT День тому

      @@simonmasset2238 is that a serious question? If it is I will provide a serious answer. Let me know.

  • @BerdAndCharleston
    @BerdAndCharleston 2 місяці тому +62

    nah that was a result of spongebob tripping and throwing a pie at squiwards face

  • @e-unit1579
    @e-unit1579 Рік тому +37920

    “This is Baker”
    “No Michael that’s a fucking bomb”

  • @boe_jiden_
    @boe_jiden_ Рік тому +26611

    "Took it's own X-Ray" is probably the scariest thing I've heard today

    • @bobnewton1064
      @bobnewton1064 Рік тому +633

      This morning I heard my local liquor store would be closed before I get off work. Leaving me dry for the night. The x Ray fish still scared me more

    • @Tulanir1
      @Tulanir1 Рік тому +82

      *its

    • @iamtheabyssalfear2861
      @iamtheabyssalfear2861 Рік тому

      @@Tulanir1 no one cares

    • @ticktockbam
      @ticktockbam Рік тому +81

      @@Tulanir1 Bajs correcting people's grammar LULE

    • @Tamikansu
      @Tamikansu Рік тому +6

      Oh wait nvm

  • @Yonki-mm6nt
    @Yonki-mm6nt Місяць тому +201

    ‘Sir I will not evacuate’
    ‘…we have the fish’

  • @chicken
    @chicken 2 місяці тому +23

    The fish must have watched too many medical dramas.

  • @Kyuuwai
    @Kyuuwai Рік тому +13821

    "I'm Fisher Parker, I was bitten by a radioactive fish"

    • @3dprintworld503
      @3dprintworld503 9 місяців тому +92

      underrated

    • @masicbemester
      @masicbemester 9 місяців тому +240

      Peter Fisher, in the FishMan Fisherverse trilogy

    • @betatester03
      @betatester03 9 місяців тому +82

      But Peter's name isn't Spiderer.

    • @nuclearpaste
      @nuclearpaste 8 місяців тому +125

      "I'm peter parker, I was bit by a radioactive peter"

    • @estergrant6713
      @estergrant6713 8 місяців тому +34

      pescado parker, then you can keep the alliteration this way

  • @rhov-anion
    @rhov-anion Рік тому +12384

    Dr. Stafford Warren was a radiologist and pioneered nuclear medicine. In fact, he invented the mammogram. He was present at the Trinity test where he was responsible for safety, he was sent to Japan after the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki to see what effects the radiation might have on American soldiers, and later he became the first dean of the UCLA medical school.
    He was THE expert on radiology at the time. This guy was a GENIUS... and apparently an amazing fish catcher.

    • @Aurora_Animates
      @Aurora_Animates Рік тому +90

      Yooo :D That’s so cool

    • @samdavenport4604
      @samdavenport4604 Рік тому +257

      The word your looking for is fisherman. Lol jk interesting stuff bro

    • @Cheesepuff8
      @Cheesepuff8 Рік тому +220

      My dad knew a guy who was sent to Hiroshima days after the nukes, when he started suffering from the problems that you would except someone who did that to suffer from, his dr said it had nothing to do with Hiroshima
      In a documentary about a group of soldiers on an island having nukes tested on them the same thing happened to them, except they had it even worse

    • @zdsm.
      @zdsm. Рік тому +81

      "He invented the mammogram"
      I can't not think of the Wikipedia admin every time someone mentions that

    • @divinecomedian2
      @divinecomedian2 Рік тому +14

      ​@@Cheesepuff8 sounds like the "vaccines"

  • @googlespynetwork
    @googlespynetwork 2 місяці тому +81

    Our government is insane.

    • @jg54sayaka11
      @jg54sayaka11 День тому +6

      Wait till you learn what the soviets did to their soldiers

    • @Guztenify
      @Guztenify День тому

      Yup

    • @ilovepeoplebro
      @ilovepeoplebro 9 годин тому +1

      Our *governments

    • @Nopejuststop
      @Nopejuststop Годину тому

      Well technically thanks to that, we are fully aware of the capabilities of an Atomic Bomb and Nuclear weapons. Remember, during those times, scientists have to gather experiments on everything, before realising the danger of it

  • @bewaremycurse
    @bewaremycurse Рік тому +11186

    "the fish took it's own x-ray" is probably the first time that's been said in human history

    • @JamesTDG
      @JamesTDG Рік тому +238

      And we probably should make it the only time it happens

    • @Abby_Liu
      @Abby_Liu Рік тому +85

      u reckon the Dr said it when he put the fish there or did he use more colourful language out of exasperation?

    • @stabbityjoe7588
      @stabbityjoe7588 Рік тому +93

      X-rays were discovered in 1895 so we had a 51 year period where humans knew about X-rays but a fish hadn’t take one yet

    • @WOKEchair
      @WOKEchair Рік тому +9

      ​@@JamesTDG very good idea

    • @baussier134
      @baussier134 Рік тому +9

      And it can be found for sure in the Babbel's library

  • @GorechierComposer
    @GorechierComposer 8 місяців тому +19919

    “Your injuries are not workplace related.”
    - US Navy

    • @yapflipthegrunt4687
      @yapflipthegrunt4687 6 місяців тому +408

      The VA has determined that your injuries are not service related.

    • @Catastropheshe
      @Catastropheshe 6 місяців тому +192

      It's sad how many times military denied ppl health got corrupted by military work...
      Other example burning trash pits in Iraq n Afghanistan 😐

    • @PLAYERSLAYER_22
      @PLAYERSLAYER_22 5 місяців тому +28

      @@Catastropheshedudeeeee camp lejune????? did that one just go over everyone's heads? im effected!

    • @walkermorales337
      @walkermorales337 5 місяців тому +6

      @@CatastrophesheI wonder if it also depends on where you go to get checked out. I worked with someone who had pulmonary fibrosis (I believe that was his condition) from trash pits and it was deemed service related hence why he was medically discharged (so disability pay) and he got meds and treatment from the local VA. I don’t remember what he specifically did in the military though.

    • @hyacinthbucket3803
      @hyacinthbucket3803 5 місяців тому +38

      Your cancer is simply the result of you sitting to close to the tv when you were a child.

  • @Ultimate_Power_
    @Ultimate_Power_ 4 місяці тому +18

    Looks more like someone tripped over an explosive Pie 🦑🥧💥

  • @wetthamdukla8523
    @wetthamdukla8523 Місяць тому +23

    This topic would be better if he made a full video about it.

    • @Xiassen
      @Xiassen 6 днів тому +2

      Gotta convince Kyle Hill to do it

  • @feilox
    @feilox Рік тому +17797

    RIP bikini bottom. Spongebob just wanted a normal life.

    • @Jcktmn
      @Jcktmn Рік тому +147

      Your thinking of bikini atoll

    • @drkclshr
      @drkclshr Рік тому +40

      Wasn’t that like castle bravo

    • @johnstamos54288
      @johnstamos54288 Рік тому +361

      how else do you think a sponge started talking.

    • @marty8722
      @marty8722 Рік тому +49

      ​@@Jcktmn they tested nukes over there too

    • @jackharper5642
      @jackharper5642 Рік тому +15

      ​@@johnstamos54288 was gonna say the same 😂😂😂

  • @matthewjackson8598
    @matthewjackson8598 8 місяців тому +9709

    “If a fish absorbs enough radiation, it takes a screenshot”

    • @abeyroy007
      @abeyroy007 5 місяців тому +74

      ☠️

    • @RossMalagarie
      @RossMalagarie 5 місяців тому +71

      the more you know

    • @isfrenchjei
      @isfrenchjei 5 місяців тому +34

      knowledge is key

    • @MrRudra-
      @MrRudra- 5 місяців тому +10

      Why?😂 😂😂

    • @___idk
      @___idk 5 місяців тому +3

      ..

  • @barbmitch6866
    @barbmitch6866 Місяць тому +95

    Fish :
    Trust me im a doctor

  • @Valthe50Cal
    @Valthe50Cal Місяць тому +37

    “This is Baker”
    No this is Patrick

  • @killerdust1635
    @killerdust1635 Рік тому +5598

    Imagine testing all these weapons and having fun with your platoon, and then one day a guy shows you how absolutely fucked you are

    • @RemziCavdar
      @RemziCavdar Рік тому +182

      Yeah, as my last, living act would be to take some officers with me. Because they made the dumb decisions and I need to prevent them to make more.

    • @jaccobbailey8247
      @jaccobbailey8247 Рік тому

      For quite some time, radiation was almost like a modern mercury. By the time you’re body begins reacting to it, you’re already past dead

    • @ramimohamed4255
      @ramimohamed4255 Рік тому +40

      Then you accuse them of terrorism cause they weapons as good as yours and go spread freedom in their country

    • @yhwh5568
      @yhwh5568 Рік тому +98

      the worse part is they knew how fucked they were, they were there at the testing. before the bomb went off, they were told to cover their heads with their hand. when the flash came they could see their own bones in their hands.

    • @abcxyz-dp4rl
      @abcxyz-dp4rl Рік тому +60

      The fact that the government didn’t provide any support to them either, most were in the dark and didn’t know what this could do to their bodies

  • @lofeofsope2542
    @lofeofsope2542 Рік тому +8631

    scrolling through vsauce videos is like an acid trip, one minute he’s making a pun about ties and the next he’s talking about x-ray fish

    • @jwhbos
      @jwhbos Рік тому +28

      hello

    • @xClairy
      @xClairy Рік тому +20

      ​@@jwhbos yellow

    • @neodedude6657
      @neodedude6657 Рік тому +22

      Lol that tie video was the one i saw b4 this one 🤣🤣

    • @lisa_orth
      @lisa_orth 11 місяців тому +2

      Same

    • @lofeofsope2542
      @lofeofsope2542 11 місяців тому +6

      @@jwhbos my brother

  • @TitozThing
    @TitozThing Місяць тому +15

    THIS IS THE SAME EXPLOSION THEY SHOW IN SPONGEBOB LMAOO

    • @xndr_mrw
      @xndr_mrw Місяць тому +3

      Isn't the squirrel named Baker?

    • @iamkyle1396
      @iamkyle1396 3 дні тому

      @@xndr_mrwNo

  • @ProjectKHI
    @ProjectKHI 2 дні тому +3

    “It took its own x-ray” is the coldest line I have heard in science related stuff

  • @SqrRaptor7
    @SqrRaptor7 Рік тому +7648

    next time i break my leg im gonna ask for a fish

    • @pottyputter05
      @pottyputter05 Рік тому +141

      Next time, guys got plans.

    • @g.belanger8302
      @g.belanger8302 Рік тому +25

      Your going to have to go to Bikini to get it

    • @ionic7777
      @ionic7777 Рік тому +34

      Next time? What happened the first time?

    • @pradness
      @pradness Рік тому

      Next time I break my leg, I'm gonna nuke the ocean

    • @benthomason3307
      @benthomason3307 Рік тому +4

      I don't get it.

  • @Pikminiman
    @Pikminiman Рік тому +43936

    I'd love to get a long-form exploration of this incident.

    • @aadityakumar4072
      @aadityakumar4072 Рік тому +1610

      Give Kyle Hill 2 weeks

    • @thingswhynot
      @thingswhynot Рік тому +448

      @@aadityakumar4072 came here to say this. An hour late :(

    • @WTFBOOMDOOM
      @WTFBOOMDOOM Рік тому +1128

      Marines in 1946 stood in the middle of the ocean for a week. What happened next might surprise you.

    • @countdankula6740
      @countdankula6740 Рік тому

      It wasn’t an incident, it was an experiment

    • @youtuberobbedmeofmyname
      @youtuberobbedmeofmyname Рік тому +277

      @@WTFBOOMDOOM Or would it?

  • @Hexstream
    @Hexstream 3 дні тому +4

    I guess you could say their experiment wasn't fully baked...

  • @anomienormie8126
    @anomienormie8126 4 місяці тому +10404

    Imagine how frustrating it is to be the only man who has sense but your superior command chain just won’t listen while people are slowly dying

    • @sputnikcat666
      @sputnikcat666 4 місяці тому +405

      mmmmmmYa...... pretty much happens every time you have hierarchy....

    • @Mavendow
      @Mavendow 4 місяці тому +254

      ​@@sputnikcat666 And chaos happens every time we don't. Humans are pretty good at failing.

    • @sleejay8910
      @sleejay8910 4 місяці тому +49

      Fauci

    • @zack4president
      @zack4president 4 місяці тому +84

      It still happens. But until it affects the people in charge it isnt a problem.

    • @cremebrulee4759
      @cremebrulee4759 4 місяці тому +37

      Not all that uncommon, unfortunately.

  • @DarkTyyp
    @DarkTyyp Рік тому +5258

    And thus, Fishtagram was born

  • @Thatonebro6
    @Thatonebro6 3 дні тому +2

    This is terrifying. Also this song always hits.

  • @joshuawindham9657
    @joshuawindham9657 Місяць тому +1

    This is an example of the saying”man’s reach should not exceed his grasp”.

  • @sakuraice22
    @sakuraice22 Рік тому +6467

    As someone who has a relative in the imagery field of medicine "the fish took it's own X-ray" is one of the most terrifying things I've heard.

    • @Nicoconuts63
      @Nicoconuts63 Рік тому +81

      what does that mean?

    • @Nicoconuts63
      @Nicoconuts63 Рік тому +76

      like what does taking its own xray mean

    • @HOTDOG401
      @HOTDOG401 Рік тому +93

      I'm with Nicolas....what does it mean to take its own x-ray.

    • @ciaranrobinson812
      @ciaranrobinson812 Рік тому +628

      ​@@HOTDOG401 well, it absorbed so much plutonium that that plutonium was emitting enough ionising radiation that it caused the fish to emit x-rays from this ionisation. These x-rays created that picture by traveling through the fish then hitting the plate. At least that what I think is happening even still, having enough ionising radiation present in that fishes body to take an x-ray, terrifying; as that is most definitely a dead fish walking or swimming as it was.

    • @orthodox-mp6hv
      @orthodox-mp6hv Рік тому +54

      I know nothing of how it works and it was still terrifying to me.

  • @validirish1321
    @validirish1321 Рік тому +1581

    Soldiers on the ships were told to cover their eyes and ears when the blast was to go off and multiple people that were there reported seeing their own bones through their palms when the blast went off

    • @AHHHHHHHH21
      @AHHHHHHHH21 Рік тому +190

      Well, that's simply because of the brightness of the explosion instead of the radiation

    • @Loading-lg6hs
      @Loading-lg6hs Рік тому +18

      @@AHHHHHHHH21 ...

    • @ToneBajc
      @ToneBajc Рік тому +266

      @@Loading-lg6hs He is right, our eyes can only detect visible light, so you arent seeing an "xray" its just that the flash is so bright it completely shines through your flesh. Looking into it would probably cause permament retinal burns.

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 Рік тому

      ​@@baronvonslambertHail Kane!

    • @cq.cumber_offishial
      @cq.cumber_offishial Рік тому +25

      @@baronvonslambertyou can WHAT

  • @TwistedTrix4Treatz
    @TwistedTrix4Treatz 4 місяці тому +3

    Amazing...to see him so happy & expressive.

  • @LukeC908
    @LukeC908 7 годин тому +1

    “Your cancer is not service related.”

  • @Alex-tm4th
    @Alex-tm4th Рік тому +4238

    “The VA has determined your injuries are not service related.”

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Рік тому +13

      E‎‎

    • @Dazyredfox87
      @Dazyredfox87 Рік тому +40

      Damn... that's about right

    • @jasonbarbrie1018
      @jasonbarbrie1018 Рік тому +40

      It's honestly sad that this is accurate and made me laugh. We really need to get our shit together on too many levels now.

    • @Dazyredfox87
      @Dazyredfox87 Рік тому +2

      @@jasonbarbrie1018 true

    • @Ludicrousgixxer
      @Ludicrousgixxer Рік тому +2

      💀💀

  • @robertw1871
    @robertw1871 6 місяців тому +4654

    Not sure what’s scarier, the fact that a fish took its own X-ray, or that there’s a name for it… So it’s happened more than once..

    • @freddiesimmons1394
      @freddiesimmons1394 4 місяці тому +121

      It could just be putting auto in front of the word for an x ray

    • @yunggoosbumps215
      @yunggoosbumps215 4 місяці тому +1

      @@freddiesimmons1394Don't bother explaining to the morons, they will not read your comment.

    • @ARClegend
      @ARClegend 4 місяці тому +97

      Yeah, it's just a bunch of root words. Auto meaning self and a radiograph being, well, a radio graph.

    • @yunggoosbumps215
      @yunggoosbumps215 4 місяці тому +10

      Imagine reporting my comment for making you feel dumb lmao

    • @flopsuma
      @flopsuma 4 місяці тому +13

      it did happen way more than just once but it was in controlled environments not by accident

  • @SigmaMaxxing-qw7og
    @SigmaMaxxing-qw7og 8 годин тому +1

    Ok but we don’t know if that fish went to med school and already knew how to take an X-ray

  • @zukodude487987
    @zukodude487987 День тому +1

    That's the Fisher price you pay for nuclear testing.

  • @66shadowassasin
    @66shadowassasin 4 місяці тому +8099

    Fish really said
    “Let me cook.”

    • @karammasri1437
      @karammasri1437 2 місяці тому +35

      Underrated comment

    • @derekstaroba
      @derekstaroba 2 місяці тому +12

      This some despicable garbage imagine all the Dolphins and such they killed. Im sure many people got radio active from this such as eating the fish

    • @karammasri1437
      @karammasri1437 2 місяці тому +9

      @@derekstaroba Just by this comment I can tell that you want us to be free :)

    • @kingnick6260
      @kingnick6260 Місяць тому +3

      LMFAO

    • @sawad013
      @sawad013 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@karammasri1437 ayo I was just saying to myself "underrated a-" 😂

  • @nef36
    @nef36 Рік тому +2043

    I think using Geiger counters that can't see the metals you just blew up is a pretty big hole in your plan to not die.

    • @codyshelton1405
      @codyshelton1405 Рік тому +224

      But also I'd listen to a frantic scientist saying that I'm about to die lmao instead of being like "oh that's crazy talk I'm gonna be fine"

    • @bas_ee
      @bas_ee Рік тому +150

      @@codyshelton1405 you forget that science was looked at like nerd stuff and not the real world. just like therapy and stuff is only accepted for a very short while. The sceience guy was just a rambling person, let the soldiers do their work!

    • @DBZM1k3
      @DBZM1k3 Рік тому +167

      ​@@bas_ee To be honest, it still feels that way even today. A lot of people don't consider what scientists have to say as things applicable to the real world.

    • @dacksonflux
      @dacksonflux Рік тому +57

      ​@@codyshelton1405you say that now, after humanity has been forced to learn our lesson after many many many events such as this.
      Back then, though, the effects of radiation were known to be "if you stand directly next to the explosion, you might get sick."

    • @Kadoshiun
      @Kadoshiun Рік тому +13

      @@dacksonflux yeah but to be fair they also had the knowledge of "if you stand directly next to the explosion, you might get vaporized", so not getting vaporized was a plus i guess?

  • @trevorcurrie4774
    @trevorcurrie4774 Місяць тому +2

    That baker made a really delicious looking muffin.

  • @ChacoMaps
    @ChacoMaps Місяць тому +1

    That explosion became a meme

  • @papal1500
    @papal1500 Рік тому +10174

    In case you don't fully understand what the fish means, I'll try to explain this as simply as I can. I take x-rays all the time at my job, so I have a decent understanding of it.
    When you take x-ray images, there are 2 parts. The part of the machine that releases X-ray radiation, and the tray containing the film that absorbs the radiation, which places images onto the film inside the tray. We have computers to do this digitally for us now.
    Whenever x-ray radiation is released from the machine, the crystals inside the tray react with the film, and place the imprint of whatever was in way of the x-rays on the film, which can then be processed.
    This guy, literally just took a fish, and placed it onto the tray, didn't turn on the x-ray machine, and the tray reacted the same way it would have to x-ray radiation.
    To summarize, the fish had absorbed so much radioactive material, that it didn't even need x-ray radiation for the fish to be imprinted onto the film. And that is terrifying! Hope this helped!

    • @nancym27
      @nancym27 Рік тому +338

      Amazing, thank you!

    • @WhitefoxSpace
      @WhitefoxSpace Рік тому +167

      Goat

    • @deadjuice1880
      @deadjuice1880 Рік тому +52

      Yha k you!

    • @cephi
      @cephi Рік тому +62

      dang thanks

    • @m1ckyg21
      @m1ckyg21 Рік тому +94

      Sorry but that's wrong, a better explanation is that the fish BECAME the x-ray machine. The fish had absorbed enough radioactive plutonium such that the x-rays and gamma rays being emitted from the inside of the fish could be used to x-ray itself

  • @BringBackFacetFortnite
    @BringBackFacetFortnite Рік тому +4643

    “Took its own xray” just sent shivers from head to butt hole

    • @nocontender6409
      @nocontender6409 10 місяців тому +277

      Your legs and feet: "I mean it seems alright bro, you're being dramatic"

    • @intellicadee
      @intellicadee 8 місяців тому +136

      Ooh my head
      4 seconds later
      😩

    • @doritos4956
      @doritos4956 8 місяців тому +45

      ​@@intellicadeebleach is needed

    • @taylanmccay0816
      @taylanmccay0816 8 місяців тому +51

      Bro had to go into detail

    • @juaquintiscareno
      @juaquintiscareno 8 місяців тому

      I wanna give you shivers 😩😫😩

  • @SheikhAmeen
    @SheikhAmeen 5 днів тому +1

    When title said Baker Test, I was expecting it to be a test on a frozen pizza at a specific distance from the bomb when it will be perfectly cooked.

  • @st0rts11D4
    @st0rts11D4 Місяць тому +1

    I encourage y'all to watch Mr. Ballens video on the Japanese fishermen. Really telling on how much we messed up. There's also a video showing every atomic test ever conducted on a world map time lapse floating around here. Really makes you wonder how much damage has been done and is being covered up

  • @Huhh.........
    @Huhh......... Рік тому +439

    The fish had enough and decided to examine its own problems

  • @Marcelo-ol7lf
    @Marcelo-ol7lf Рік тому +7544

    "America had no idea of the consequences" yeah right

    • @siddharthjoshi3328
      @siddharthjoshi3328 Рік тому +282

      They still don't.

    • @fluffyseal8782
      @fluffyseal8782 Рік тому

      f them mericans

    • @grimgrom
      @grimgrom Рік тому +84

      ​@@siddharthjoshi3328 "don't"

    • @zero8xkira
      @zero8xkira Рік тому +603

      The real test was probably to see how long the sailors would survive being surrounded by that much radiation

    • @donlee3168
      @donlee3168 Рік тому +56

      Yup^

  • @Daily_Meat_Dealer
    @Daily_Meat_Dealer Місяць тому +82

    Brother that’s clearly Bikini Bottom after Mr. Krabs dropped that exploding pie

    • @ihateallofyou637
      @ihateallofyou637 Місяць тому +1

      it was spongebob dropping the pie on squidward at the end of dying for pie

    • @Daily_Meat_Dealer
      @Daily_Meat_Dealer Місяць тому

      @@ihateallofyou637 you right

  • @temxasremd
    @temxasremd 3 дні тому +1

    This is your mom, jumping into a swimming pool

  • @ReadingToDeath
    @ReadingToDeath Місяць тому +1

    "It was at that moment.. he knew.. he fucked up" - In deep sonorous voice.
    Let em cook. And they did. With the Earth as the stove, and an innocent nuke as the fire. Nice...

  • @AussieGladiator
    @AussieGladiator Рік тому +626

    Ngl, thought he was gonna say "the fish took it's own life"

  • @FieserMoep
    @FieserMoep Рік тому +604

    When you hire an expert to tell you about the thing. But then you ignore the expert telling you about the thing because you don't like what they have to say about the thing.

    • @unliving_ball_of_gas
      @unliving_ball_of_gas Рік тому +3

      Tis gonna be my excuse when my ma be mad at me for answering why I broke the vase even though she asked why.

    • @anuelaaa7291
      @anuelaaa7291 Рік тому +14

      Just like the Chernobyl incident they ignore all the warning signs the expert gives them until u see terrible results…the ego in humanity is truly ridiculous.

    • @charlieross4674
      @charlieross4674 Рік тому

      ​@@unliving_ball_of_gas what?

    • @thehermitman822
      @thehermitman822 Рік тому

      "Let them irradiate"

    • @aracelylopezpsyd5794
      @aracelylopezpsyd5794 Рік тому

      “Government “

  • @SwordTune
    @SwordTune 15 годин тому

    Navy: Our technology detects no radiation.
    Warren: Behold! A fish.

  • @-GameGuru-
    @-GameGuru- 8 днів тому +1

    My grandfather was actually on one of the furthest ships in the test and he got and survived blood cancer from the radiation of the test.

  • @Masman40777
    @Masman40777 Рік тому +1245

    Fish really just went 🤳

  • @dylancuccia970
    @dylancuccia970 Рік тому +2673

    Grandpaw was a sailor on one of those boats . He suffered from the effects until his death in 2014 . Radiation made him break out in full body hives like 3 times a year

    • @Vynthos
      @Vynthos 11 місяців тому +142

      Holy SHIT that must have sucked ass for your grandpappy, man.

    • @ManlikeHouse
      @ManlikeHouse 10 місяців тому +17

      What are those

    • @dylancuccia970
      @dylancuccia970 10 місяців тому +107

      @@ManlikeHouse hives? Like an intense rash that can bubble and blister

    • @DefeatLust
      @DefeatLust 10 місяців тому +37

      ​@@dylancuccia970 any super powers?

    • @Saward420
      @Saward420 10 місяців тому +38

      @@dylancuccia970 you’re so fucking lucky to be alive tbh

  • @HisMajesty99
    @HisMajesty99 2 місяці тому +24

    Baker really baked them fish huh 💀💀💀

  • @monto39
    @monto39 2 місяці тому +9

    That footage is INCREDIBLE! I never get tired of watching nuclear explosion films

  • @derpyderp8076
    @derpyderp8076 11 місяців тому +2390

    LOOK AT THE FUCKIN' FISH! IT TOOK A PICTURE OF ITSELF!

    • @lejoueurfreetoplay
      @lejoueurfreetoplay 7 місяців тому +65

      That fish did the first biological screenshot

    • @julianbrelsford
      @julianbrelsford 7 місяців тому +6

      ​@@lejoueurfreetoplayor invented selfies

    • @Subscribe15387
      @Subscribe15387 7 місяців тому +2

      I love you for your jokes❤😂

    • @usamong1129
      @usamong1129 7 місяців тому

      ​@@julianbrelsfordbro got the record of lowest IQ required ro take a selfie

    • @HoliGallistur1023
      @HoliGallistur1023 7 місяців тому +1

      Octogram

  • @jacobgonsler5251
    @jacobgonsler5251 Рік тому +1219

    It's really cool to see this topic being brought up today. My great grandpa was involved in these tests and he got extremely sick from them, but he's still around and has spend a lifetime researching the history of these tests and their impact on the service members' lives.

    • @TraeBaldwin
      @TraeBaldwin Рік тому +57

      That’s wild he recovered and is still around. Super cool he’s studying it as well. Props to him

    • @RodneyAndMeVideos
      @RodneyAndMeVideos Рік тому +11

      I'm rooting for your great grandpa. Sounds like a cool guy

    • @NDDGMRA
      @NDDGMRA Рік тому

      So, your great grandpa would be 77 correct? How old is your non-great grandpa? How old are you?

    • @jacobgonsler5251
      @jacobgonsler5251 Рік тому +18

      @@NDDGMRA My great grandpa is 100

    • @NDDGMRA
      @NDDGMRA Рік тому +25

      @@jacobgonsler5251 sorry, i didn't take into account the fact that your grandfather wouldn't be a newborn when that happened lol

  • @Sirpiffin420
    @Sirpiffin420 День тому

    Horrifying to realize everybody looking at that fish probably had reduced life expectancy dramatically

  • @puffo7120
    @puffo7120 Місяць тому +1

    Well, ima need new pants after this one. Impressive and terrifying.

  • @Sirprincy2
    @Sirprincy2 5 місяців тому +1527

    And that's how Bikini Bottom was made

    • @dignelberrt
      @dignelberrt 4 місяці тому +85

      It was tested in Bikini Atoll, the place Bikini Bottom is based on

    • @ernesthill4017
      @ernesthill4017 4 місяці тому +6

      😂

    • @-SovietUnion1944
      @-SovietUnion1944 4 місяці тому +26

      Be quiet, the world isn't ready for this knowledge

    • @samhebrank1903
      @samhebrank1903 4 місяці тому +21

      I think this may actually be canon in SpongeBob

    • @SuperMar-ik5mp
      @SuperMar-ik5mp 3 місяці тому +4

      And Gojira 😳

  • @YTMSAlora
    @YTMSAlora Місяць тому +1

    Prepare to meet your baker.

  • @cendricle
    @cendricle Рік тому +801

    Wow that’s an amazing story. Imagine being told “everything is fine” then you see that guy’s fish xray experiment first-hand. 😳 I would be shitting my pants

    • @Vsauce
      @Vsauce  Рік тому +515

      Warren wrote that of his efforts to convince skeptics of the danger, "a self x-ray of a fish ... did the trick"

    • @ALMX5DP
      @ALMX5DP Рік тому +37

      Lol you’d probably already be doing that with all the radiation poisoning you had experienced that week.

    • @SqrRaptor7
      @SqrRaptor7 Рік тому +4

      @@Vsauce hi sir

    • @fep_ptcp883
      @fep_ptcp883 Рік тому +30

      ​@@Vsauce 1 gram of example is worth 1 ton of advice

    • @cendricle
      @cendricle Рік тому +10

      @@Vsauce Ayye thank you for sharing, that is hilarious and terrifying lol

  • @Chill_chileno25
    @Chill_chileno25 10 годин тому

    "Here look at this fish"
    "What about it"
    "You can see it's skeleton"
    "Wait a minute"

  • @PeterShaw-ne1yq
    @PeterShaw-ne1yq Місяць тому +1

    If you watch carefully, you will see a warship rising at the right of the rising spout

  • @progamer-ni1ks
    @progamer-ni1ks 8 місяців тому +1698

    damn, is that why spongebob can morph into texas

    • @jakewillits4678
      @jakewillits4678 5 місяців тому +32

      Also why the one fish has bones brittle as glass

    • @ItsActuallyTJ_
      @ItsActuallyTJ_ 4 місяці тому +57

      ACTUALLY, bikini bottom IS in fact named after bikini island, the island the US used for nuclear military tests. The OG lore of the show is the idea that the nuclear waste changed and affected the sea life, turning them into the characters we know today ✨

    • @kellydawn950
      @kellydawn950 4 місяці тому +1

      Cartoons tell many tales 🙃😶

    • @axeandace7728
      @axeandace7728 4 місяці тому

      Its why all the fish and life in bikini bottom are able to speak and function on a higher level, because of nuclear radiation, the flower shaped clouds in the sky are actually signs of radiation.

    • @grass5496
      @grass5496 4 місяці тому +10

      This clip of the bomb going off was actually used in an episode of SpongeBob. Season 2 episode 24a

  • @Petewick
    @Petewick Рік тому +648

    you know you should leave whenever the fishes starts taking x-selfies 💀

  • @Plush_Kingdom
    @Plush_Kingdom Годину тому

    I bet his bread is pretty radioactive too

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 дні тому

    Well that’s definitely one of the most terrifying things I’ve ever heard.

  • @danielhanlon8438
    @danielhanlon8438 Рік тому +309

    Imagine being there for a week knowing pretty full well whats going on but no one listens

    • @TheEgg185
      @TheEgg185 Рік тому

      Humans disgust me.

    • @s7robin105
      @s7robin105 Рік тому +43

      That's how it feels for a lot of people with climate change. We know what's going on and how to solve it but no one wants to listen :/

    • @tiborklein5349
      @tiborklein5349 Рік тому +3

      That was the whole career of Ignaz Semmelweis.

    • @rommerro17
      @rommerro17 Рік тому

      ​@@s7robin105 It baffles me how many people still think its a "real problem" and not invented to tax people for "carbon credits" for literally breathing and introducing "Green Energy" bullsh*t which is even more harmful and wasteful.
      I guess if media and academia keep repeating the same lies over and over again it will make it come true.
      Isn't it strange how many inventors got brought out or suddenly died in weird circumstances when they had invented more effective or clean solutions for energy generation? You can't tax that stuff and it would destroy petrocurrency so of course it had to be shut down any way possible.

    • @flaminghailstorm9149
      @flaminghailstorm9149 Рік тому +1

      ​@@tiborklein5349 Semmelweis reflex indeed!

  • @AarPlays
    @AarPlays Рік тому +87

    Autoradiograph is probably the scariest word. You're emitting so much radiation that you become your own source for the x-ray. I can imagine the fish didn't live long

    • @vitalydurdiyev1998
      @vitalydurdiyev1998 Рік тому +16

      Of course it didn't! It was flopping around on a plate lol

    • @1nfamyX
      @1nfamyX Рік тому +4

      In soviet russia, filet of fish microwave u

  • @Freelancecoolkid
    @Freelancecoolkid 27 днів тому +1

    Bailey Sarian needs to do a Dark History episode on this!

  • @drewmusselman
    @drewmusselman Місяць тому +1

    My dad’s, dad died at a young age as he was part of that type of testing in the Navy, super sad story as a result.

  • @broncharis
    @broncharis Рік тому +1279

    So basically they sent those sailors to be test subjects.

    • @rompevuevitos222
      @rompevuevitos222 Рік тому +103

      Nothing new tbh

    • @J.F.R.1
      @J.F.R.1 Рік тому +131

      They never stopped, they've been testing shit on unsuspecting service-members for longer than you can imagine.

    • @WhooptieDo
      @WhooptieDo Рік тому +31

      Many ended up dying, unfortunately

    • @demef758
      @demef758 Рік тому +43

      @@WhooptieDo "Many ended up dying, unfortunately." I hate to break it to you, but 77 years later, they're ALL dead.

    • @Chuck8541
      @Chuck8541 Рік тому +31

      Comments like this are a bit of a silly take. Yes, there are examples of tests blatantly done intentionally.
      But with these, we had no idea back then. I’m Nevada, nuclear tests were tourist attractions, with people driving away from Vegas - and out into the desert to watch the detonations.
      Even when we detonated the first one with the Manhattan project, scientists weren’t sure what was going to happen. Some even INVOLVED didn’t want to do the test because they thought it might ignite and burn off the entire atmosphere. But alas, whaddya gonna do, not try to win the war? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Lol
      My point is, yes there are lots of conspiracies, but not EVERYTHING is a conspiracy. We don’t know everything at all times. It’s easy for us to do now in retrospect, but it’s not easily said if you were a scientist back then. It’s not like that dude was the only scientist that wanted safety back then. Other scientists thought it was fine.

  • @justicenolan2980
    @justicenolan2980 Рік тому +237

    "We've found your radiation sickness to not be service related"

  • @singhswings5915
    @singhswings5915 Місяць тому

    Everybody gangsta until vsauce is completely serious during a whole video

  • @johnedelmann6711
    @johnedelmann6711 6 днів тому

    Imagine giving yourself a radioactive selfie. ☠️☠️☠️

  • @billstapleton1084
    @billstapleton1084 Рік тому +1518

    My father-in-law was on a hotel ship during this test. He went to sea weighing 225 lbs and had red hair. When he arrived in San Francisco he was 163 lbs and his hair had turned white. This was 6 weeks later. The navy decided the ship was too hot to be in the harbor. They sailed the ship out and spend another month cleaning the ship. They came back in to the harbor. It was determined it was still too hot. They had the sailors sail the ship to Oregon and filled it with cement and sink the ship. My father in law spend 12 weeks on this ship.

    • @sherribreeden1906
      @sherribreeden1906 Рік тому +91

      Wow… did he live long? And I was wondering how long it took but was not expecting 6 weeks… and then another 6 weeks… did he have complications from the radiation or was he fortunate enough to escape the radiation

    • @billstapleton1084
      @billstapleton1084 Рік тому +333

      @@sherribreeden1906 He had a huge weigh loss. Lost his hair color and then started to bald. He lived to be 61 but was on medical treatments for bone cancer

    • @sherribreeden1906
      @sherribreeden1906 Рік тому +177

      @@billstapleton1084 so sorry for your loss.. the government treated them horribly

    • @billstapleton1084
      @billstapleton1084 Рік тому

      @@sherribreeden1906 I don't know if you know this. Government records from WW11 were stored at 9600 Page Blvd St Lousi Mo on the 6th floor. Conveniently there was a fire on the 6th floor. Instead of trying to save what records were left they took a bobcat and bulldozed everything off the 6th floor. Now the Building is only a 5-stories When veterans try and claim benefit or service connected medical, the VA tells them they have to provide their on records. Many people who served do not have their own records. After all it has been over 50 years for some of these veterans. The Government has saved Billions of dollars denying benefits to veterans

    • @dpd_1991
      @dpd_1991 Рік тому +61

      @@billstapleton1084 sorry for your loss!! this is crazy..

  • @ryancox5097
    @ryancox5097 Рік тому +282

    It's almost like we shouldn't be detonating enormous radioactive bombs.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому +16

      Whatever gave you that idea?

    • @ptbro3334
      @ptbro3334 Рік тому +4

      ​@@timopper5488 At least he's smarter than those us folks lol

    • @warbossonxy
      @warbossonxy Рік тому +3

      they didnt know what we know now

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Рік тому

      @@warbossonxy
      Yeah they did. That’s why they were developing a nuclear bomb. To kill people.

    • @highviewbarbell
      @highviewbarbell Рік тому +15

      @@warbossonxy i feel like it doesnt take a genius to see a weapon that can glass an entire city and think "maybe we took a wrong turn somewhere"

  • @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae
    @Latenivenatrix_Mcmasterae 3 дні тому

    Bro absorbed so much plutonium he turned into a squid

  • @eggman_-
    @eggman_- Місяць тому +1

    This whole thing sounds like a nightmare.

  • @tellermine_42_anti-tank_mine
    @tellermine_42_anti-tank_mine Рік тому +2570

    bro that ain't a baker that's the whole baking industry

  • @dr0pp3d_-
    @dr0pp3d_- 6 місяців тому +704

    “Who let bro cook?”
    - Us Navy

  • @Fizzarolli__
    @Fizzarolli__ 12 днів тому

    "Examine that fish right away"
    Fish: Nah bruh lemme help ya

  • @rBox.
    @rBox. 2 місяці тому +2

    if only plankton hadn't split those atoms apart...

  • @akila_melindeth
    @akila_melindeth Рік тому +772

    Okay but can we talk about the badass move of this dude to convince people

    • @parkerellis746
      @parkerellis746 Рік тому +12

      Grabbing a fish from the ocean?

    • @Yagirus
      @Yagirus Рік тому +94

      I like to think he was looking everyone in the eye when he put his hand in the ocean and caught a goddam fish like its the most normal thing in his life

    • @ericamann2533
      @ericamann2533 Рік тому +8

      ​@@YagirusJust, like, hillbilly handfishing off the side of the boat?

    • @cristhecris_
      @cristhecris_ 9 місяців тому

      Fr

    • @cristhecris_
      @cristhecris_ 9 місяців тому

      @@parkerellis746yes

  • @AdwaitBorkar
    @AdwaitBorkar Рік тому +892

    we need a full Vsauce video on this

    • @morganrussman
      @morganrussman Рік тому +8

      There isn't a full video on this? I definitely am with you on that.

    • @entity5279
      @entity5279 Рік тому +1

      dude a full vsauce video just popping out out of nowhere would be baller

    • @XAEzl
      @XAEzl Рік тому +1

      Didn't he just explain everything about it though?

  • @LeonOcto
    @LeonOcto 6 годин тому

    autoradiograph sounds like a banger name for a book about self-reflection

  • @gantaroo3140
    @gantaroo3140 17 годин тому

    I will not ruin my mental image of an angry doc reaching his bare hand into the sea to yank out a fish by thinking about how thats definitely not how it happened. Thats how he did it in my head, and thats how its gonna stay.

  • @LaroonDynasty
    @LaroonDynasty Рік тому +626

    “Look man, we can’t be doing this. We gotta get outta here. Something feels very wrong. Images are appearing on the floor and shit”

    • @kevin_dasilva
      @kevin_dasilva 8 місяців тому +4

      That would indeed definitely be a sign

  • @MichaelSHartman
    @MichaelSHartman Рік тому +660

    High level military intelligence.

    • @JONCOOK61420
      @JONCOOK61420 Рік тому +8

      Yeah bro they got fishes taking X-rays n shid

    • @DavidSmith-dl8dm
      @DavidSmith-dl8dm Рік тому +3

      Ain't gonna ruin that 69 likes

    • @tintindb
      @tintindb Рік тому

      Yeah they must a been pretty high.

    • @dont-touch-mepg1392
      @dont-touch-mepg1392 Рік тому

      lol how r they supposed to know the unknown??? they were trying to learn about it because the weapon was needed to save the world from Hitler.

    • @Yonkage-ik5qb
      @Yonkage-ik5qb 11 місяців тому

      They just had no idea. Operation Crossroads was the first test of nuclear weapons after the bombings of Japan. Shot Baker was only the fourth plutonium device ever detonated in history.
      There were only a handful of men who worked in the Manhattan Project that had the slightest idea what these could do, and even they were largely still in the dark because their goal was to create a functional military weapon as quickly as possible, not to understand it. We take it for granted that every kid in high school learns about radiation, but back then it was still theoretical. May as well ask a military commander today to grasp the highest levels of physics on the level of Stephen Hawking.

  • @LimeLGween
    @LimeLGween 2 місяці тому +1

    I guess here’s a thought twister: “I bet Baker was baking a big crater.”

  • @tommykarrick9130
    @tommykarrick9130 4 години тому

    I just imagine this being one of those heart sinking moments. Like imagine being one of the superiors on this ship and realizing you’ve been bombarding thousands of young men with extreme doses of radiation for a week