The Biggest Monster Hunter Fail Ever

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  • Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
  • Team Ted will never financially recover from this.
    Another filler episode while I finish my usual upload. Hope everyone has a nice day.
    Music in this video:
    - Monster Hunter Rise: Frost Islands Chase
    #monsterhunter #mhrise

КОМЕНТАРІ • 212

  • @JustSomeMemes
    @JustSomeMemes  2 роки тому +343

    Is this what "posting their L's online" looks like?

  • @feIIas
    @feIIas 2 роки тому +433

    Ted might not be amused, but I'm very glad he's being a responsible owner and disciplining you properly

  • @scrumb7021
    @scrumb7021 2 роки тому +244

    I got pinned by arzuros and wirefell out of it on 1 hp. Landed right in front of a charging bullfango and carted. Ive never been left so speechless

    • @ladymerlin7973
      @ladymerlin7973 2 роки тому +28

      A nargacuga once hit me into another area in GU, but when the area loaded, I was stunned, so here's me, wobbling and bobbing, and a Jaggi comes up and decides to use my last cart 🤣😭🤣

    • @scrumb7021
      @scrumb7021 2 роки тому +6

      @@ladymerlin7973 only in monster hunter gotta love it lmao

    • @GBA-049
      @GBA-049 2 роки тому +3

      I once tried avoiding Bolt Reavor's lightning projectile with aerial style roll but got knocked out of the air, rolled into a loading zone and died in the next area

    • @milchesarreal6964
      @milchesarreal6964 2 роки тому +2

      I once fought Behemoth, and the thing's ground flare attack flung me to the air..
      ...straight into a Charybdis tornado.
      Didn't faint but goddammit that was annoying

    • @bencenagy5459
      @bencenagy5459 Рік тому

      I power guarded Nerg's dive bomb and still died. I was 40 minutes into the quest.

  • @CrippledBorgar
    @CrippledBorgar 2 роки тому +286

    Imagine fighting an afflicted monster without stun resistance

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf 2 роки тому +44

      imagine getting hit ;)

    • @RoomDude
      @RoomDude 2 роки тому +17

      Imagine being able to dodge 👀

    • @HanDaimond
      @HanDaimond 2 роки тому +39

      Imagine all the people

    • @Echoes-dz2ur
      @Echoes-dz2ur 2 роки тому +3

      Aren't you the one who always gets out of potion though

    • @JustMalik19
      @JustMalik19 2 роки тому

      Uh about that-

  • @HouseHawk62
    @HouseHawk62 2 роки тому +100

    “How many times do I have to tell you?! Stun resistance, stun resistance, STUN RESISTANCE!!” -Ted while summoning the Christianator to discipline you

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 2 роки тому +3

      Just don't get hit

    • @kinsan89
      @kinsan89 2 роки тому +7

      @@uhoh7545 post a video of you fighting every afflicted monster back to back without getting hit once

  • @einenkaffeeillust353
    @einenkaffeeillust353 2 роки тому +56

    The "I can counter this-wait no I can't" moment all longsword users experienced at least once.

  • @CaptainAstronaut
    @CaptainAstronaut 2 роки тому +15

    Zuko from Avatar: "That's rough buddy"

  • @LordKraken3
    @LordKraken3 2 роки тому +64

    This is why not only do I pack Stun immunity, but also stay the frick away from a monster that's about to use Anomaly Burst, unless I'm SURE I can stop it before it happens.

    • @castlecrashed7700
      @castlecrashed7700 2 роки тому +3

      I don't need stun resistance, I just need my trusty swaxe and my burst counter and a little faith

    • @Childemeister
      @Childemeister 2 роки тому +5

      @@castlecrashed7700 sometimes my faith betrays me...

    • @castlecrashed7700
      @castlecrashed7700 2 роки тому +1

      @@Childemeister it happens, trust me, I know. when it does it always hurts, knowing I could have gotten free damage and even popped a qurio bubble in the process

  • @TeraIsGaming
    @TeraIsGaming 2 роки тому +35

    Hope you're doing well there, mate. We'll be here every upload.

  • @Jyharri
    @Jyharri 2 роки тому +21

    Afflicted Khezu is one of those afflicted monsters that I try to stay away from. Bullied Khezu in normal high rank but MR now, no! XD

  • @Toriksta-
    @Toriksta- 2 роки тому +38

    I'm glad Ted turned out to be such a responsible and caring parent to have this kid deciplined over a stroke of bad luck hitting him. Deciplined Cristian gonna be insane

  • @Weskerific
    @Weskerific 2 роки тому +13

    Something similar to that happened to me with an Aknosom, stunned me and I landed behind a boulder but its omnidirectional fireball made a perfect curve around 😑

  • @thatonepalico1966
    @thatonepalico1966 2 роки тому +10

    This is why I always have stun resistance for afflicted monsters

  • @stansmith4432
    @stansmith4432 2 роки тому +7

    For moment...it felt like I failed the quest that hurt my SOUL 💔
    Khezu over here making free throw carts this insane
    (Can't wait for anomaly Teostra and Valstrax)

  • @freddoesvox9033
    @freddoesvox9033 2 роки тому +11

    Take all the time you need bro! We all know it will be a banger like the rest of your vids! Your channel’s content is consistently brilliant 👊🏻

  • @Lighthalzen
    @Lighthalzen 2 роки тому +9

    I've never seen someone cart like that
    that's amazing.

  • @quelquundebien.9283
    @quelquundebien.9283 2 роки тому +12

    That teasing for "Afflicted monsters are actually easy guys" though

  • @seanthurman15
    @seanthurman15 2 роки тому +13

    I'm sure even Ted will agree that weird stun fall just to get hit by the electricity was just unlucky. Even Gods are understanding

    • @SageRuffin
      @SageRuffin 2 роки тому +1

      He was just about to shake out of it too. The lightning ball landed right before the head slap.
      Another full second and he would've been fine.

  • @OmegaGeno
    @OmegaGeno 2 роки тому +19

    Happens to the best of us Cristian. Thats what being a hunter is all about.

    • @SophiaXiaoyuAralaCran
      @SophiaXiaoyuAralaCran 2 роки тому +1

      True that, at least you never ended up in a single 360* Gaseous Nebula of a high-level Emerald Congalala boss in still-air spinning slowly in place ...of a fart..... for 5 seconds. That was mortifying!

  • @SophiaXiaoyuAralaCran
    @SophiaXiaoyuAralaCran 2 роки тому +4

    And good grief I am reminded of my first hunt vs Khezu back in Pokkie Village days, but it didn't get THIS bad! X'D
    I hope you made him pay for that one!

  • @OrdinaryGuy526
    @OrdinaryGuy526 2 роки тому +9

    I think none of us will be ready if Ted gets angry, and by angry is anger at 200%

  • @rexailos475
    @rexailos475 2 роки тому +5

    I’d really like some old gen mh content, but you coming back is just enough for me tbh

  • @thunk6681
    @thunk6681 2 роки тому +4

    My most painful fail was when i was hunting a Seething Bagel Goose, I use the overlay mod so I can see his exact health. He had 1 hp, 1 single hitpoint, a sneaze could have killed him, and then I got combod by em, on my last cart, and lost the hunt.

  • @ulissesleal2002
    @ulissesleal2002 2 роки тому +4

    Does Ted really hate you that much?

  • @radiogobrrrrrrr1949
    @radiogobrrrrrrr1949 2 роки тому +3

    Yeah, Afflicted Khezu is a nightmare, but I found out the best way to counter him:
    “Use a gun, and if that don’t work, use more gun”

  • @SunbrokenHunter
    @SunbrokenHunter 2 роки тому +4

    Afflicted Khezu is bad, but in my opinion, Afflicted Aurora Somnacanth is FAR worse

  • @abgamer784
    @abgamer784 2 роки тому +5

    If you hadn't roll away and countered... now that's a butterfly effect moment

  • @dogetarodogestar836
    @dogetarodogestar836 2 роки тому +4

    when your actually forgot you fight a larva...

  • @anjuanyourhero694
    @anjuanyourhero694 2 роки тому +4

    the fart noise when dying is freaking hilarious

  • @dnnnnnnnnnn88
    @dnnnnnnnnnn88 2 роки тому +3

    Keep your friends close and your Palicoes closer.

  • @koreyweaver1113
    @koreyweaver1113 2 роки тому +3

    Is this the first time Ted has "disciplined" you?

    • @JustSomeMemes
      @JustSomeMemes  2 роки тому +4

      I can neither confirm or deny this statement

  • @Kamelosk
    @Kamelosk 2 роки тому +4

    The world needs Ted and yeah, his hunter...

  • @xenorayy
    @xenorayy 2 роки тому +2

    You can only babysit your hunter for so long, Ted is at his limit.

  • @picklekun
    @picklekun 2 роки тому +2

    Ledges continue to be the worst addition since 4th gen.

  • @OtherMomo
    @OtherMomo 2 роки тому +3

    all the monhun content makers switch to pc, im glad youre one of the real ones who stuck with the switch

  • @Panzerschreck9
    @Panzerschreck9 2 роки тому +2

    I mean, to afflicted khezu of all monsters... Ted's doing you a favor

  • @Skyryzzdawyzz
    @Skyryzzdawyzz 2 роки тому +4

    You better apologize to Ted for that one

  • @Freyria13
    @Freyria13 2 роки тому +2

    Well, didn't know you could roll off the cliff like that ... you learn something new everyday

  • @burnoutcat2387
    @burnoutcat2387 2 роки тому +3

    As a dual blades main I too hate the afflicted explosion because
    BRUH I'm in the middle of my combo fine just throw me on the cart I guess

  • @Echoes-dz2ur
    @Echoes-dz2ur 2 роки тому +2

    Why fighting Khezu though Mf is annoying, his armor are trash so is his weapon and the whole monster and his annoying attacks. WE WANT GIGGINOX BACK

  • @PurplePartyParasaur
    @PurplePartyParasaur 2 роки тому +4

    We’ve seen what Ted can do to monsters, woe unto those who receive his wrath

  • @MrDoom8000
    @MrDoom8000 2 роки тому +2

    This is worse than getting hipchecked into another area…

  • @jessehutchings
    @jessehutchings 2 роки тому +2

    LOL .. so many epic battles and hard won victories .. only to be disgraced like this

  • @GMJ7320
    @GMJ7320 2 роки тому +4

    Bro it was fated for you to lose if that happened

  • @MistaFinni
    @MistaFinni 2 роки тому +6

    LMAO YOU GOT ROCKED SO HARD BY THAT KHEZU

  • @darkrider2917
    @darkrider2917 2 роки тому +2

    Hey its better than having a fat and lazy cat that just encourages you to be lazy and just surrender to every threat that you come upon

  • @prestongarvey4259
    @prestongarvey4259 2 роки тому +2

    Losing to a Afflicted Khezu? For shame, to the hunter that beat Alatreon and Fatalis, more is expected of you, we shall be expecting your hunter resignation very soon.

  • @HunDev_PL
    @HunDev_PL 2 роки тому +1

    Afflicted "red" khezu is the biggest fucking menace in this game no question. Hell, afflicted astalos gave me easier time than this shit

  • @SatyamAk
    @SatyamAk 2 роки тому +1

    I swear sometimes it feels game is watching everything we are doing, for example ok so I will counter the next move.... Monster: ok I Amma explode now ok byeeee

  • @CrimsonShade980
    @CrimsonShade980 2 роки тому +1

    Ever since I have got defiance 3, Khezu has become a sad whatever it is. Defy the Khezu

  • @HanDaimond
    @HanDaimond 2 роки тому +1

    I swear I've never played a MH game that pulls off a lot of bullshit like Rise, it's as if the monsters are controlled by another player.

  • @pohatu101
    @pohatu101 2 роки тому +2

    Looks like Ted finally let him out of the basement

  • @goldengames6731
    @goldengames6731 2 роки тому +1

    Welcome to the real Monster Hunter. Where it makes you you say "OK that makes sense" or "😐" maybe even "WTF IS GOING ON HERE!?!?!?!? CAN I PLEASE HEAL GAME!!!!!!"

  • @axisignition
    @axisignition 2 роки тому +2

    "Mission failed"
    Ted will remembered that.

  • @chrisfeng4441
    @chrisfeng4441 2 роки тому +1

    Man you should consider upgrading your skill set a bit..........so you won't get beaten so badly by TED afterwards

  • @KenBladehart
    @KenBladehart 2 роки тому +1

    At least you didnt Wirefall into 3 different attacks in a row... like everyone

  • @emprahtherocket8175
    @emprahtherocket8175 2 роки тому +2

    Nice! I just took a look at some equipment for Sunbreak, and
    stopped to think about something. Why do the Gaismagorm weapons look like they came out of Monster hunter 3U?

  • @GeneralIVAN894
    @GeneralIVAN894 2 роки тому +1

    Ted be like: ONLY I GET TO SMACK HIM
    so I assume maybe TED solos the Khezu

  • @YouTubeAccount-ie7xb
    @YouTubeAccount-ie7xb 2 роки тому +1

    Just the other day while fighting a lucent nargacuga I got hit hard and lost a ton of health. My auratortle had saved me. However, a split second later I succumb to poison and I get carted. All of this happened in about three seconds.

  • @thefinalskarm1754
    @thefinalskarm1754 2 роки тому +1

    0:16 worst map in rise purely because of these things, they're soooooooooooooooo annoying and I am not looking forward to SPIKEY ledges in 6.

  • @Amatsu_storm_approach
    @Amatsu_storm_approach 2 роки тому +1

    Yours seems to be a very bad kitty, 19$ =1h and I will make your cat a better companion

  • @eladblaier898
    @eladblaier898 2 роки тому +1

    A seething Bazel once got me from full to dead in the matter of 5 seconds. Got spanked by my Palico back at camp

  • @ulysses2892
    @ulysses2892 2 роки тому +2

    Ah your back good to hear from ya

  • @TheGunvoltReference
    @TheGunvoltReference 2 роки тому +1

    Water you doing, hunter? That was quite a shocking fall.

  • @Soulmizu_thefrontierhunter
    @Soulmizu_thefrontierhunter 2 роки тому +2

    not gonna lie this made me laugh

  • @Boneardo
    @Boneardo 2 роки тому +2

    Truly one of the moments in gaming history

  • @Abaj_
    @Abaj_ 2 роки тому +1

    It seems Ted reserves his ultimate weapon,La Chancla,for the most dire situations

  • @LalaRojas-jd5rc
    @LalaRojas-jd5rc 2 роки тому +1

    Was Afflicted Khezu that hard for you? I just realized the quest failed.

  • @JaceOKami
    @JaceOKami 2 роки тому +3

    #StunResistSavesLives

  • @izzymosley1970
    @izzymosley1970 2 роки тому +1

    it could have been worse? I don't know how it could have been worse but at least it wasn't worse.

  • @JackFranz97
    @JackFranz97 2 роки тому +4

    After this happened, this exact Khezu went on to screw Gaismagorm in the asshole (literally), while electrifying a Zinogre Apex and screaming in the ears of an Afflicted Tigrex

  • @josiahelmanna7197
    @josiahelmanna7197 2 роки тому +1

    Oh you think that's bad I got hit by a devil Joe into a raging laser beam

  • @kerokelly5239
    @kerokelly5239 2 роки тому +1

    Ted punished him because he didn't fight Deviant monsters

  • @anggie10_11
    @anggie10_11 2 роки тому +1

    To lord Ted from:wrody's palico teach me this power master

  • @kryssthianfroynoel8310
    @kryssthianfroynoel8310 2 роки тому +1

    Bro, ted manhandled jsm... I wanna experience it too

  • @saichungdouangdara8669
    @saichungdouangdara8669 2 роки тому +1

    Wake the fuck up, samurai
    We got a Khezu to burn.

  • @Willzb-xk4ew
    @Willzb-xk4ew 10 місяців тому +1

    Khezu went from looking like a freak of nature to looking like a flesh light

  • @stevenabrian1332
    @stevenabrian1332 2 роки тому +1

    Oof... That's what you get for not standing your ground.

  • @phallenferret8695
    @phallenferret8695 2 роки тому +1

    Hope you get the discipline discount for the hospital bill

  • @ignaciojuarez4246
    @ignaciojuarez4246 2 роки тому +1

    Take your time man, good luck with life

  • @runagamitsune
    @runagamitsune 2 роки тому +2

    Ça va Tes t'a pas trop fais mal ...

  • @챙랴노
    @챙랴노 2 роки тому +1

    How could you put soundtrack in Khezu fight?

    • @JustSomeMemes
      @JustSomeMemes  2 роки тому +1

      True, I have disrespected Khezu, now I feel even more ashamed

  • @togar321
    @togar321 2 роки тому +1

    F in chat
    Ted: F for Failure....you failure.

  • @orochich.9304
    @orochich.9304 2 роки тому +1

    Samurai always know the patience UwU

  • @ArtDadDraws
    @ArtDadDraws 2 роки тому +1

    Khezu: Git Gud SCRUB!
    Ted: No u

  • @foreveruseless1292
    @foreveruseless1292 2 роки тому +1

    Ted gonna work you into shape fr

  • @craigdan00b
    @craigdan00b 2 роки тому +1

    Damn, even Ted ain't merciful

  • @armokgodofblood2504
    @armokgodofblood2504 2 роки тому +1

    Going without stun immunity: not even once

  • @AveryCreates
    @AveryCreates 2 роки тому +1

    Well...stop disappointing Ted. 😒

  • @skysmaug3844
    @skysmaug3844 2 роки тому +1

    “lul get rekt” -Afflicted Khezu

  • @WackLantern
    @WackLantern 2 роки тому +1

    Ted: U FRAGGIN DISGRACE!!

  • @ghostskullromero8643
    @ghostskullromero8643 2 роки тому +1

    First and good to see some good Hunting 👍

  • @BuffoFesss
    @BuffoFesss 2 роки тому +1

    So, you are a Bloodborne speedrunner?

  • @xx_smokenskeleton_xx1527
    @xx_smokenskeleton_xx1527 2 роки тому +1

    "Khezu's Theme"
    -Just Some Memes

  • @VoidblivionGaming
    @VoidblivionGaming 2 роки тому +1

    That is ROUGH.

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 2 роки тому

    0:05
    “Mom I want red khezu!”
    “We already have red khezu at home!”
    Red khezu at home:

  • @lindakecil1532
    @lindakecil1532 2 роки тому +1

    Good luck with your cat :)

  • @lobster8880
    @lobster8880 2 роки тому +1

    Do a Collab with Chilled Tiger

  • @legionbeast
    @legionbeast 2 роки тому

    Well you see, you left damage numbers on. You would have survived if they were off.

  • @Iispj
    @Iispj 2 роки тому +1

    Can’t wait for the next video