She Chose Baldie Over 11 Years of Marriage

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  • @4chanInAMinute
    @4chanInAMinute  24 дні тому +1

    Top-tier greentexts right here 👉🏻 ua-cam.com/play/PL4pRpbzNHf6CEUP8Qa4VSKSn0DDz288vO.html

  • @beevuv
    @beevuv Місяць тому +851

    the security guards is W mans

    • @thebigbrains9375
      @thebigbrains9375 Місяць тому +16

      For real

    • @artos9406
      @artos9406 Місяць тому +27

      I mean, he's just a decent man, wouldn't YOU help this guy out? Still respect

    • @1O1neTake
      @1O1neTake 25 днів тому +1

      He definitely hinted him out on cute couple, bro sensed something

  • @ScottJohnCaile
    @ScottJohnCaile Місяць тому +1222

    When a woman calls you insecure it's already over. Just smile and say farewell.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 Місяць тому +66

      True. Smile, nod, quietly move finances to new account, find emergency housing then start new life.

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 Місяць тому

      @@randomcenturion7264 its just like committing murder but you dont' have a body to hide--just an ex--and dont' have to move to Tia Juana to do it.

    • @mspaint93
      @mspaint93 Місяць тому +69

      Woman or man, you don't call people you love 'insecure'. Same with insulting intelligence, dignity etc. Overly defensive and insulting people are not worth a serious relationship.

    • @HeadCrabbyPatty
      @HeadCrabbyPatty Місяць тому +3

      After 11 years of marriage?

    • @samjiman
      @samjiman Місяць тому +5

      Low T male referencing Marvel

  • @JoeyCannoli
    @JoeyCannoli Місяць тому +864

    Baldie should’ve stuck to teaching math.

    • @DrRobotnikPingas
      @DrRobotnikPingas Місяць тому +20

      Baldige thinks he‘s Heavy from Team Fortress

    • @whkn
      @whkn Місяць тому +7

      @@DrRobotnikPingas no, not heavy. Spy from TF2.

    • @Glorpuya
      @Glorpuya Місяць тому

      @@whknnah sniper but without a razorback

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 Місяць тому +4

      He should've stayed being a plumber.

    • @jonharrison3114
      @jonharrison3114 Місяць тому +5

      Bros should’ve stayed being an astronaut

  • @MikeRotch2020
    @MikeRotch2020 Місяць тому +528

    "Why don't you go for a walk, buddy"...fucking wow.

    • @Niyuki.
      @Niyuki. Місяць тому

      - Pulls out .45 ACP
      - Why don't you go for your knees, trespasser?

    • @Markm8
      @Markm8 Місяць тому +30

      The pier rage he felt gave him a dps boost dude

    • @LesNouvelle-Angleterreur
      @LesNouvelle-Angleterreur Місяць тому

      Hit em with "I will, either I'm walking your asses out the door or the police are walking me to their car door"

    • @prateekdhingra6957
      @prateekdhingra6957 Місяць тому

      That line can make a man do something that leads to jail 100%

    • @user-if9pp4vg7g
      @user-if9pp4vg7g Місяць тому

      ​​@@Markm8That is a sentance that could end a mans life if that situation 😂😂 guy had the audacity.

  • @McNuggies-ff3ln
    @McNuggies-ff3ln Місяць тому +670

    She for the streets brother

    • @preeperdeep705
      @preeperdeep705 Місяць тому +24

      They literally all are

    • @McNuggies-ff3ln
      @McNuggies-ff3ln Місяць тому +18

      @preeperdeep705 damn near starting to believe that

    • @whkn
      @whkn Місяць тому +18

      @@McNuggies-ff3ln i don't know honestly, i've heard enough of these stories i just can't get what is real and what is fake and forged
      are these videos taking a mental toll on me? because i feel like i'm in a never ending debt settlement, where the debt is knowledge and i pay
      by watching these videos that cause me to lose hope in humanity

    • @Forlornskyes1438
      @Forlornskyes1438 Місяць тому

      @@whkn I think alot of these are ragebait/revengeporn fabrications made by autistic shut-ins. What makes them so plausible is that this exact story has happened before in a different form many times in the real world. The problem with women is the same problem with everybody nowadays. The state of the western world has caused people to become Infantalized and therefore mentally and emotionally stunted. When more and more people become children trapped in the body of adults, they make stupid, callous, selfish, and irrational decisions, just like anon's wife did in this scenario. This is the product of a mass societal cancer which threatens to lower us to beasts.

    • @-Mawce-
      @-Mawce- Місяць тому +8

      ​@@preeperdeep705There are just as many couples that stay in a happy marriage "until death do us part" as there are stories like this. You just gotta get lucky and find the right person.

  • @Halloweenowl
    @Halloweenowl Місяць тому +472

    Heard this story on a different channel. Baldie and Jane were in that Residential area because he was illegally squatting in a guy's house he was supposed to be housesitting for, which the owner was NOT happy about when he was informed. The husband also reported him to the gym he worked at and got him fired.
    Edit cause my replies are getting deleted, look up "Caught My Wife Cheating With Our Gym Coach, So I Collected Evidence... NEW UPDATE FULL STORY" on UA-cam and you can find the full story.

    • @whkn
      @whkn Місяць тому

      is it true that wives and 'trainers' always bang when the wives' husbands are gone? because if it's true, i have another reason to be celibate.

    • @tabicat.puccino7425
      @tabicat.puccino7425 Місяць тому +8

      what about Jane's family did they know?

    • @lettersinorder
      @lettersinorder Місяць тому +10

      Source?(Im thirsty)

    • @Halloweenowl
      @Halloweenowl Місяць тому +1

      @@tabicat.puccino7425 If I recall correctly, her father was dead and mother has dementia. I believe she had a sister though. I replied with the name for a 2-hour long video if you're interested.

    • @nagirondart
      @nagirondart Місяць тому

      Oh, I remember this story! Yeah, it's wild. The dude was trying to baby trap her, right? He got really obsessed with her

  • @spectrezero2526
    @spectrezero2526 Місяць тому +151

    Honestly dude is way more calm than I would’ve been. Would’ve caught a couple of charges that day

    • @ghostlive2393
      @ghostlive2393 Місяць тому +36

      Baldie Would have to change his pronouns to Was/Were if it were me

    • @ikengaspirit3063
      @ikengaspirit3063 Місяць тому +2

      Could have been fake you know.

    • @bennyb.1742
      @bennyb.1742 Місяць тому +1

      My uncle legit yeeted his Baldie out a second story window and did time.

    • @KalashChanel
      @KalashChanel Місяць тому +10

      @@ghostlive2393 wife would have to change her pronouns to Was/Were if it were me

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 Місяць тому +4

      I think the words the prosecutor would have for me would be something along the lines of, "an atrocious act of brutality the likes of which this county hasn't seen in decades."

  • @aa-uz5gv
    @aa-uz5gv Місяць тому +335

    Should've told her family as well

    • @Nomed38
      @Nomed38 Місяць тому +76

      I would have and sent them the videos/audio as proof of her infidelity.

    • @Agent_Nick_5000
      @Agent_Nick_5000 Місяць тому

      well i'd at least consult the lawyer
      knowing the court bias 1 small mistake and wammen win the case
      I've seen literal dead beat junkie mothers get full custody and the decent farther goes bankrupt just to save the kid
      ​@Nomed38

    • @whkn
      @whkn Місяць тому +48

      @@Nomed38 i would send as an attachment as the filler reason instead of explaining things.

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 Місяць тому +24

      Good move. pot doesn't stir so much as the whole thing swishes around and she has to answer to EVERYBODY ELSE now.

    • @fourayes1655
      @fourayes1655 Місяць тому +25

      I’d ask the lawyer first if sharing the video was ok legally.

  • @toomo5
    @toomo5 Місяць тому +363

    fake: anon has wife
    gay: anon wanted to record baldie naked

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 Місяць тому

      Gay: anon grabbed naked baldie

    • @solartree4189
      @solartree4189 Місяць тому

      Anon wanted to financially kill baldie

  • @Stachelbeeerchen
    @Stachelbeeerchen Місяць тому +200

    "Jane in full downward dog, Baldie doing chest day on top"
    🤣

    • @whkn
      @whkn Місяць тому +13

      great way to say wife is fully submitting

    • @Sakattack2023
      @Sakattack2023 Місяць тому +6

      @@whkngettin dug out raw.

  • @Wolfspaine7N6
    @Wolfspaine7N6 Місяць тому +371

    "you're being immature and insecure" proceeds to prove him right.
    Edit: you people need to go back to elementary school and learn reading comprehension.

    • @BoostyGeoff
      @BoostyGeoff Місяць тому +9

      Hahaha we found a baldie / jane 😂

    • @BoostyGeoff
      @BoostyGeoff Місяць тому +18

      And naa dude wasnt immature and insecure, he was correct with what he was seeing hence them getting devorced lol 🤦‍♂️😂

    • @lewdjiggle2011
      @lewdjiggle2011 Місяць тому

      As usual.

    • @tierdropp7544
      @tierdropp7544 Місяць тому

      @@crimsoncourt9354yep

    • @kairu_aname
      @kairu_aname Місяць тому +8

      ​@@crimsoncourt9354
      It's not.

  • @patbirkett4131
    @patbirkett4131 Місяць тому +26

    My wife cheated on me this summer, it’s devastating but once you reach the other side it can actually be liberating.
    If someone shows you they don’t care about your feelings, tell them to jog on.

  • @halfofapicture
    @halfofapicture Місяць тому +45

    People who cheat like this baffle me. Even besides how morally bad it is, if the husband has a gun then you’re cooked.

    • @nicholisfourie8971
      @nicholisfourie8971 Місяць тому +1

      Yeah fr. It would be good for the gene pool and voting base

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 Місяць тому +11

      Yeah, in the moment, it would be so easy to just go for it. With my temper, I'm pretty sure Baldie would have had a bad last day after saying "take a walk, buddy."

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 Місяць тому

      Like that one from tbogt a bald guy catches his wife making out to Luis, that's when auto mag pistol became my favourite

    • @marialourainebanosia26
      @marialourainebanosia26 9 днів тому

      Another reason why men are giving up dating and marriage

  • @josephmontanaro2350
    @josephmontanaro2350 Місяць тому +72

    Should have reported him to his job, thats a terminable offense

    • @Olothur
      @Olothur Місяць тому +41

      Lawyer did, and Baldie, indeed, got fired.

    • @overlord1ful
      @overlord1ful Місяць тому +29

      ​@@OlothurI would have gone farther and sued for alienation of affection.

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 Місяць тому +12

      @@overlord1ful I didn't even know that was a thing. How many different ways can you ruin someone for ruining your marriage? *LETS FIND OUT!!!*

  • @Glorpuya
    @Glorpuya Місяць тому +41

    good on this guy for keeping his cool, i would do some genuinely horrible things that would leave me questioning my own humanity in this situation

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 Місяць тому

      The fact that there's decent amount of guys like this scares me

    • @HDTDNOVIV
      @HDTDNOVIV Місяць тому +5

      ​@veiserexab1428 Don't cheat and there will be nothing to fear

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 Місяць тому

      @@HDTDNOVIV I know but this reminds me of some news about a guy who unalive his wife and also his kids, some even chopped up their body parts
      What I'm saying is that one friend that will bring trouble should've been avoided

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 Місяць тому

      @@HDTDNOVIV lol my replies keeps getting deleted IDK by UA-cam

  • @Kipliw
    @Kipliw Місяць тому +136

    Johnny sins?

    • @lastguardianofthedyinglight
      @lastguardianofthedyinglight Місяць тому +10

      It fits the description so perhaps the origin story?

    • @Lorexbg
      @Lorexbg Місяць тому

      You can see it if you imagine it hard . Bet dude was watching porn and figured that he can make a good story from it .

  • @Atreas40000
    @Atreas40000 Місяць тому +16

    I mean, he is in his house. How could he “press charges for assault” even if he “signed in”?

    • @neelbhavsar1977
      @neelbhavsar1977 10 днів тому

      Baldie didn't sign in. There was no record. So he's legally trespassed as far as I can understand

    • @TK-7193
      @TK-7193 9 днів тому

      @neelbhavsar1977 "why dont *you* take a walk, up the highway to heaven."
      *bang bang*

  • @NinjaxWizardGoVroom
    @NinjaxWizardGoVroom Місяць тому +10

    You never had her she always felt like she settled. It’s better at 11 years before kids than at 20 with three brother.

  • @CarlosMendez-tn5zi
    @CarlosMendez-tn5zi Місяць тому +54

    Its... totally real. The feelings, the actions, the descriptions...
    This dude really lived through all of that. Cheating is a choice. You, lovestuck angel, will not comprehend it right now. But try to understand WHY cheating is a choice.
    Im sorry to burst your bubble, but you need to get out sooner rather than later, stop WASTING your precious time and life with a cheater.
    Once a cheater always a cheater. This things dont just DISAPPEAR, at least not without tremendous ammounts of effort.
    They require a change in personality for someone to stop acting and thinking like a cheater.

  • @paul0596
    @paul0596 Місяць тому +168

    Yall cant tell me that a 44yo guy uses this kinda lingo. But entertaining storytelling anyway 😂

    • @fiqirr
      @fiqirr Місяць тому +12

      Exactly hahahahaha

    • @SympatheticArsenal
      @SympatheticArsenal Місяць тому +93

      It's a 44yo 4channer, not just a 44yo. He should be at the very least adept with internet culture.

    • @danielk.english6004
      @danielk.english6004 Місяць тому +61

      the guy who launched 4chan is just a bit younger (37), and he did it at age 16. a 44 y.o. back then would've been early twenties and pioneering the internet with flash games and early Javascript. 44 y.o. is perfectly reasonable

    • @KyzenEX
      @KyzenEX Місяць тому +1

      ​@@danielk.english6004You're assuming a ton of numbers there; mainly when was the greentext written and how much time did Anon used the internet before accessing 4chins. Either way it's fake and gay, Baldie is Anon's dream wife's boyfriend but he needed to make it an acceptable /b/ot story

    • @FreeminderXIII
      @FreeminderXIII Місяць тому +3

      Yeah he sounds like a teenager boy who watches a lot of anime lol

  • @ChadoDragonslayer
    @ChadoDragonslayer Місяць тому +188

    Should've followed his doubt and left her immediately as she's shown attraction towards other people

    • @stevenfisher7828
      @stevenfisher7828 Місяць тому +60

      Being married makes that difficult, especially if you have a lot of stuff the other person might wanna take

    • @ChadoDragonslayer
      @ChadoDragonslayer Місяць тому +4

      @stevenfisher7828 Unreal

    • @humantwist-offcap9514
      @humantwist-offcap9514 Місяць тому +26

      That’s so horrendously stupid, ending a marriage over petty jealously. There’s this crazy thing called communication that you do when problems arise in a relationship. If you think perfect loyalty is just a given in an ideal relationship you live in a fantasy. It’s a choice every day for every man and woman.

    • @bort6414
      @bort6414 Місяць тому

      ​@@humantwist-offcap9514I'm sorry you lack pattern recognition.

    • @helio3928
      @helio3928 Місяць тому +6

      imagine doing something that drastic without proof

  • @Pan_Z
    @Pan_Z Місяць тому +17

    Real or not, have a family member who's done this multiple times. Except it's the opposite; every man she's cheated and ruined her marriage with gets progressively fatter & uglier.
    No one in the family understands her.

    • @cayniner
      @cayniner Місяць тому +4

      probably chasing the bag

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 Місяць тому +4

      She's not in it for the looks, she's hunting doubloons.

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 Місяць тому

      @@magisterrleth3129 She's becoming the pig. *She wants someone to play chase the pig with her.*

  • @evertonperk661
    @evertonperk661 Місяць тому +11

    Baldie should have just stuck to being an astronaut

  • @TheElMuffin
    @TheElMuffin Місяць тому +5

    Horrible situation. Best outcome possible. Security guard is one of the boyz.

  • @notchomomma239
    @notchomomma239 22 дні тому +1

    "It's not a mistake, it's a choice." Truer words have never been spoken. 😂

  • @sargehavoc
    @sargehavoc Місяць тому +3

    Bro got out without paying alimony or worse - and let's not pretend for a second like she wouldn't have chased it and moved him out of "her" new home within seconds.

  • @larion2336
    @larion2336 Місяць тому +25

    This is a lot funnier if you imagine Baldie as Asmongold having some secret gym life

  • @evilryutaropro
    @evilryutaropro Місяць тому +12

    This is why you should get a home gym
    The money you pay a divorce lawyer can get you some nice gym equipment for your garage or basement. There’s always deals somewhere

    • @Alexadria205
      @Alexadria205 Місяць тому +1

      She's still going to cheat. Men will approach her out in the wild, and we already know she can't control herself.

    • @LukeFitzgerald-bh1zt
      @LukeFitzgerald-bh1zt 26 днів тому

      The gym isn't the problem though the problem is the cheating wh*re of a wife

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg Місяць тому +86

    It's a shame the death penalty isn't used in cheating

    • @virgilthemob1242
      @virgilthemob1242 Місяць тому +28

      Imagine all the wonderful people the world would lose, like Bill Clinton 🤣

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg Місяць тому +18

      @@virgilthemob1242 And trump. What's the problem?

    • @Nobleman23
      @Nobleman23 Місяць тому +24

      This is why Islamic countries have the best law against this.

    • @YSleepish
      @YSleepish Місяць тому

      @@Nobleman23 except women arent protected from men cheating

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 Місяць тому

      It can be, depends on how upsetting it was for the spouse.

  • @tabicat.puccino7425
    @tabicat.puccino7425 Місяць тому +7

    you need to tell her family its only fair

  • @ronttiflfkf7712
    @ronttiflfkf7712 Місяць тому +1

    Lesson learned get a security guard not only for house but to keep an eye on wife

  • @angelor9211
    @angelor9211 Місяць тому +38

    Shit played out like a NTR manga storyline

    • @LedoCool1
      @LedoCool1 Місяць тому +8

      Art imitates reality.

    • @cannibalman8175
      @cannibalman8175 Місяць тому +1

      😭☠️☠️

    • @DragoonCenten
      @DragoonCenten Місяць тому +6

      The "victim" doesn't usually win in the end. Although a victory like this is pyrrhic at best.

    • @Jim-Bagel
      @Jim-Bagel 28 днів тому

      @@DragoonCententhey lose in hentai but win plenty in drama stories

  • @done1338
    @done1338 29 днів тому +1

    I am very proud of how bro handled the situation like a pro.

  • @Cat_DeGaulle
    @Cat_DeGaulle 27 днів тому +2

    I thought the title said, "she chose Barbie over 11 years of marriage. "

  • @tomahawk3645
    @tomahawk3645 Місяць тому +6

    It's sad that there's so many stories like this

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Місяць тому +1

      Fake AI slop made for "engagement" is sadly a reality of internet. Get used to it ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

  • @zecronic_yt
    @zecronic_yt Місяць тому +5

    Damn he choked out baldy basic

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 Місяць тому +2

    Absolute diamond of 4 chan green text

  • @samaelangelus321
    @samaelangelus321 Місяць тому +6

    So it's treason...

  • @Tyler-ob4qp
    @Tyler-ob4qp Місяць тому +4

    I'll take things that didn't happen for 100 points

  • @TheRealityWarper08
    @TheRealityWarper08 Місяць тому +24

    Never marry. Never put yourself in this position.

    • @rockisle884
      @rockisle884 Місяць тому +10

      Facts, why would you legally bond yourself to someone. And allow them to be in a position to blackmail you for your property

    • @Abdullah-cj2mh
      @Abdullah-cj2mh Місяць тому

      Bullshit. Just don’t marry a 304. Choose a woman to marry using your brain, then your heart, and then completely leave out the 3rd organ in the decision making process…

    • @Chris_FMS_Redfield
      @Chris_FMS_Redfield Місяць тому +1

      @@rockisle884 Get a prenup and they can't do that.

    • @rockisle884
      @rockisle884 Місяць тому +4

      @@Chris_FMS_Redfield A judge can overturn a prenuptial if they feel it is appropriate. So basically it's just a document saying "I wouldn't like my property taken, if your ok with that judge". Prenuptials can be thrown out, revoked, or challenged in divorces like nothing. For example if you and your wife even put money together in the same house or bought a car together, that is grounds for the judge destroying the prenuptial. As it can be argued that your marriage and financial situation are tied

    • @Chris_FMS_Redfield
      @Chris_FMS_Redfield Місяць тому

      @@rockisle884 That's why you put a clause in it stating who gets what in the event one person cheats. If the prenup says that in the event of cheating, the person who cheated doesn't get the house or car, even if they helped pay for it, because the divorce was their fault.

  • @DoctorzWhiskey
    @DoctorzWhiskey Місяць тому +35

    >Baldie doesn't win.
    He won anon, weeks ago. This is just your attempt at coping and damage control lmao

    • @dyamicorriveau9677
      @dyamicorriveau9677 Місяць тому

      He got fired from his job and I believe at the time of these events he had no permanent residence.
      He's a loser, and always will be.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP Місяць тому +22

      According to additional info in the comments in the post, OP got baldie fired and I would presume he would struggle to find a new trainer job.

    • @jazzman7842
      @jazzman7842 Місяць тому +6

      @@2MeterLP that helps, but OP still got it worse. He just managed to get a jab or two in, despite that.

    • @Anonymous-ld7je
      @Anonymous-ld7je Місяць тому +23

      He got to sleep with some dude's wife a few times and ruined his career and reputation in exchange. Wow, how great. That's a "win" to you? Nobody in this story won. Cheating destroys both the victim and the perpetrators.

    • @The9thOne9
      @The9thOne9 Місяць тому +2

      All I see is loss.

  • @arep1030
    @arep1030 Місяць тому +3

    As a man im so fking disappointed at the baldie. The wife is one thing, but the fact that baldie actively pursuing her while knowing she has a husband sickens me

    • @SoulCrapper
      @SoulCrapper 21 день тому

      The wife isn’t “one thing”. She knew the man for 11 years. Knew exactly what she was doing. Even if Baldie pursued her had she an ounce of morality or love for her husband would have instantly denied any advance.
      And remove herself from the situation.
      Yeah the dudes ascumbag for knowingly chasing other men’s wives, but she was anons wife!
      She had a personal intimate relationship with that person and gave fuck all about them just so she could get some dick and short term pleasure.

  • @Ongezellig_American
    @Ongezellig_American Місяць тому +39

    Loyalty is a male concept.

    • @LasagnaQueen
      @LasagnaQueen Місяць тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LasagnaQueen
      @LasagnaQueen Місяць тому +2

      The ability to speak does not make you intelligent

    • @Misyognitic-king
      @Misyognitic-king Місяць тому +10

      ​@@LasagnaQueenwomen ☕😂😂😂😂😂. Look up at Statics before laughing

    • @LasagnaQueen
      @LasagnaQueen Місяць тому +6

      @@Misyognitic-king Your name tells me everything there is to know about you

    • @pyrotechnicalbirdman5356
      @pyrotechnicalbirdman5356 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@LasagnaQueen Disregard the username, the man is correct.

  • @headecas
    @headecas Місяць тому +2

    Nah baldie got everything he wanted

  • @unreg6997
    @unreg6997 Місяць тому +1

    Most loyal woman.

  • @mkv2718
    @mkv2718 25 днів тому

    as soon as the story ends, i get an ad: “Hello, i’m Patrick Stewart” …you know, the famously BALD guy?
    too perfect 😂

  • @AndrewFischer-sz5cb
    @AndrewFischer-sz5cb Місяць тому +9

    and everyone clapped

  • @moracomole8090
    @moracomole8090 26 днів тому

    Baldie didnt lose either, he had his fun

  • @obviouslytom
    @obviouslytom Місяць тому +1

    Baldie won because he is still alive

  • @Z48654
    @Z48654 Місяць тому +3

    It sounds like he did win though

  • @mikoaj1621
    @mikoaj1621 25 днів тому +1

    idk, it seems like baldie won

  • @anemonana428
    @anemonana428 Місяць тому +4

    I felt it all. Damn.

  • @annoyingboi
    @annoyingboi 22 дні тому

    janes family seems nice tho, would still keep up contact

  • @TraianoLiberatore
    @TraianoLiberatore Місяць тому +1

    See guys, baldness is not an issue.

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 Місяць тому

      It's the personality, it's true the dudes from ghetto or country gets more game than dudes stuck in their house in suburbs

  • @J0C0M
    @J0C0M Місяць тому

    This was peak cinema

  • @zoid_on_youtube
    @zoid_on_youtube Місяць тому +112

    i have no idea if this story is real or not, but im getting lowkey mad at this persons inability to tell a story without making a reference to nerd culture every two lines. "resentment like a secret DLC to our marriage"?

    • @reculi
      @reculi Місяць тому

      shut up its funny

    • @highhonor9443
      @highhonor9443 Місяць тому +50

      Cat pfp this is 4chan, you are out here using words like lowkey gtfo.

    • @zoid_on_youtube
      @zoid_on_youtube Місяць тому +11

      @@highhonor9443 ok mario, I have no clue what your point is but go ahead

    • @courier4529
      @courier4529 Місяць тому +32

      ​@@zoid_on_youtubeLowkey is basic Stacey millenial lingo, and you're complaining about what you consider to be "nerd culture". If you can't connect the dots here, stay on YT.

    • @zoid_on_youtube
      @zoid_on_youtube Місяць тому +6

      @@courier4529 i literally am on youtube. no clue what you people are getting so upset about just because I think op is a shitty storyteller

  • @saucymemez
    @saucymemez Місяць тому +1

    This is why you don't get married

  • @dylanbuchanan6511
    @dylanbuchanan6511 Місяць тому

    This totally happened

  • @xDe1m0nx
    @xDe1m0nx Місяць тому +1

    What did you do Saitama ?!

  • @fetusmerchant9567
    @fetusmerchant9567 Місяць тому +3

    So when people get “love bombed suddenly they act like they the most important person especially woman I can count all the compliments I have received in my entire life not form family or friends on both mu hands

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 Місяць тому +1

      It's mostly from friends, gay, or older women in my experience but yes we guys do rarely get a compliment

  • @Aetius-ju1tc
    @Aetius-ju1tc Місяць тому +3

    What does he mean evidence? Is faulted divorce different than no-fault divorce in America?

    • @RoosSkywalker
      @RoosSkywalker Місяць тому +19

      To not lose his stuff.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP Місяць тому +18

      Its easier to pursuade the judge not to give her half your stuff if you can prove that she is a horrible person and the divorce is her sole fault.

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon Місяць тому +1

      the default on all divorce will result in the man giving away his possessions to wife unless he can prove she did something wrong in the US. That's just how it works here (it's terrible)

  • @n.dynz00
    @n.dynz00 Місяць тому

    "Baldie doesn't win" 🗣️ 🔥

  • @arminiusofgermania
    @arminiusofgermania Місяць тому

    Damn straight good on you dude.

  • @metrichotrods1763
    @metrichotrods1763 Місяць тому

    Wish I knew where this took place... it sounds very very familiar.

  • @tronsrop
    @tronsrop Місяць тому +11

    I honestly dont know if i want this to be fake or real.

    • @VinylMigraine
      @VinylMigraine Місяць тому +8

      It's real but the greentext is a retelling of a reddit story, long long one

    • @jaang7424
      @jaang7424 Місяць тому

      Even if it's fake, it's real. As in, "partner who was loyal when they were plain but then cheats once given the opportunity after a glow-up" is a story as old as the hills. You could even swap the genders of the partners, and there'd be tens of thousands of true stories that are basically the same. Human nature.

    • @QWERTY-gp8fd
      @QWERTY-gp8fd Місяць тому +4

      @@VinylMigraine >real
      >its from reddit

  • @lasagnakob9908
    @lasagnakob9908 26 днів тому

    I can't believe a W*man would choose Asmongold over Anon

  • @veiserexab1428
    @veiserexab1428 Місяць тому +4

    Bro has every right to dump her but seriously using words like "alpha male jealous husband card", "batman level", uninstall morals exe., mel Gibson and sam fisher.

  • @bo1bo1bo1unlosode
    @bo1bo1bo1unlosode Місяць тому

    11 years and no kids?

  • @rgoodsan
    @rgoodsan Місяць тому +4

    Nice fictional story. Rage bait is great content. But everyone knows this is fake right? It’s just a story.

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 Місяць тому

      Lol Like that geeky words, we can tell

    • @Bleilock1
      @Bleilock1 Місяць тому

      Bro youre the one raging

    • @rgoodsan
      @rgoodsan Місяць тому

      @ I’m always like this tho so may as well use it

  • @thetexanbuzzsaw3145
    @thetexanbuzzsaw3145 Місяць тому +11

    This didn't happen, but it was certainly a good read while I wait for class to end.

    • @Agent_Nick_5000
      @Agent_Nick_5000 Місяць тому

      forget the skills 4chan has for literacy

    • @whkn
      @whkn Місяць тому +1

      @@Agent_Nick_5000 this shit is not literacy, it's a full-on fantasy novel, we're gonna see these in the libraries in like a few months' time

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 Місяць тому +1

      @@whkn and not long afterwards be turned into a pretentious movie for a cash-grab featuring A List actors.

    • @-Mawce-
      @-Mawce- Місяць тому

      Actually feels like a movie plot. Especially considering the protagonist wins in the end

  • @octosalias5785
    @octosalias5785 Місяць тому

    Old vs New

  • @Jim-Bagel
    @Jim-Bagel 28 днів тому

    Poor Asmongold

  • @berndlauert8179
    @berndlauert8179 Місяць тому +11

    >Married for 11 years, no kids
    Yeah it's 100% your fault

    • @richardwenner755
      @richardwenner755 Місяць тому +13

      How do you know it wasn't her who didn't want kids? Victim blaming much?

    • @berndlauert8179
      @berndlauert8179 Місяць тому +1

      @@richardwenner755 then he should have made her want children

    • @ReallyWasTheLastDance
      @ReallyWasTheLastDance Місяць тому +5

      Kids don't fix everything, yknow. They do ruin alot.

  • @joeo2533
    @joeo2533 Місяць тому +2

    Lost his wife to Andrew Tate lol.

    • @Nobleman23
      @Nobleman23 Місяць тому

      Then Andrew tatertot loses his job.

  • @eSportDjango
    @eSportDjango Місяць тому

    Baldies Basics

  • @Griffthed
    @Griffthed Місяць тому

    Yes this is all modern women btw ALL!

  • @TheArklyte
    @TheArklyte Місяць тому +1

    "Mirror her phone onto my laptop"
    Yeah, and then he dons his nanosuit and flies away in invisible jet.
    Heck, a decade ago these stories were at least written by humans. Now? Even fake stories are being faked by AI:(

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon Місяць тому +9

      brother, it's completely possible to "mirror" aka copy the contents of a phone onto a laptop. Any nerd can do it, why you actin like that's some sci-fi concept lol?

  • @qltGaming
    @qltGaming Місяць тому +1

    Baldie Won OP.

    • @Nobleman23
      @Nobleman23 Місяць тому

      Nope. He got the proof, and got him screwed over and fired. Nothing happens to OP other than losing a shitty woman. Sounds like a good fucking deal.

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Місяць тому

      @Nobleman23
      From the language used it's already clear that story is fake. Moreover it's likely not even written by a human nowadays.

  • @Monte_Carlo451
    @Monte_Carlo451 Місяць тому

    I am just gonna assume this is fake cause it is for the better

  • @SpiralPegasus
    @SpiralPegasus Місяць тому +1

    ☕☕☕☕☕

  • @joshdavies1009
    @joshdavies1009 Місяць тому +2

    ☕️

  •  Місяць тому +6

    SOUNDS good but may want to double the laws with an actual lawyer first.
    Some states are no fault and 11 years are way past the usual 10 year thresholds for common law or life time alimony payments.
    Also video tape can and has been thrown out or worse, get a guy in trouble for violating privacy or some shit like that.
    There is precedent so maybe hire a private eye or just install cameras for “security” that just so happen to catch infidelity in the act.
    Also no divorce in the story so what the heck were you doing with someone for 11 years???

    • @Raizer_VT1998
      @Raizer_VT1998 Місяць тому +20

      it was in anon's house, pretty sure you cant get someone on privacy in their own house.

    • @diogenic4691
      @diogenic4691 Місяць тому +17

      There's no expectation of privacy when you're trespassing on private property lmfaoo

    • @jimvenanzio6561
      @jimvenanzio6561 Місяць тому

      what were you doing with someone for 11 years?
      *LARPing* apparently.

    • @larion2336
      @larion2336 Місяць тому

      @@Raizer_VT1998 iirc in some places it's illegal to record someone secretly though. Wife could argue that you knew what was happening and snuck up on them. Yes it sounds absurd, but the family court systems are absolutely broken and in favor of women in every conceivable way, so if any excuse can be stretched to the absolute limits of plausibility, it will be, shamelessly. The govt, judges and women get more money by throwing men under the bus. Bear in mind as well that we live in a world where thieves have broken into peoples houses and then sued the homeowner for negligence when they broke a leg or something jumping out a window... and won. Depends on state though.

  • @sting5956
    @sting5956 Місяць тому +1

    Fake story

  • @admhc2013
    @admhc2013 Місяць тому +1

    fake af

  • @tinjukicsucur3591
    @tinjukicsucur3591 Місяць тому +2

    11 years and no mention of kids?

  • @ChadoDragonslayer
    @ChadoDragonslayer Місяць тому +21

    Should've followed his doubt and left her immediately as she's shown attraction towards other people

    • @crimsoncourt9354
      @crimsoncourt9354 Місяць тому

      It wouldn't have been satisfying had it ended that way.

    • @chad1316
      @chad1316 Місяць тому +2

      In a case like this, he stands to gain more. If he just divorces without evidence he could lose half, if not more

    • @chickesdiaries955
      @chickesdiaries955 Місяць тому +6

      it doesn't work that way bud. After 11 years you develop some attachments. It's not easy to immediately sever the ties with the said person :D

    • @ChadoDragonslayer
      @ChadoDragonslayer Місяць тому

      @@chad1316 Dignity over money

    • @ChadoDragonslayer
      @ChadoDragonslayer Місяць тому

      @@chickesdiaries955 Even if they cheated on you directly in front of you? With, said guy also intentionally mocking you many times prior to this discovery, and the fact she's easily attracted to people, and that she even defends him? You guys have no self preservation, any normal man would feel vengeful and betrayed enough to leave or even beat them both, only a plato-nerd would leave the woman out of the physical punishment though. Although I can't do anything about our moral differences, keep cucking, keep going into marriages like this, keep having loose boundaries, keep reasoning out all the red flags through kinship alone, learn how to hold grudges and how to keep it alive, like legit she's literally a hoe in this story how can you reason this out through the sheer amount of love for 11 years, he himself knows it, it pains him, but all those 11 years were for nothing because of what she's done.