@@justgaming7679 there was once a man in college where he slipped but then he met a nice woman who later became his wife and has 2 kids so he thought he had a good life, but one day a lamp looked weird and when he touched it he woke up apparently when he slipped he fell into a coma and was in a dream that his life was all a dream so, his wife, the kids weren't real, afterwards he became depressed and withdrawn, soon he started to hear his dream son still trying to talk to him sometimes at night
Well she got herself a young bull. She won't let go the leash anytime soon and if he trys anything she doesn't like, then he will wish that someone wakes him up.
....I have no idea what your life experience is, but you should refrain from saying "she got herself a young bull" in the future. I know what you think you mean, but I assure you it has a very different meaning.
@@PaKePo If someone is a bull in a relationship, there is typically 3 people involved at least. If I have to explain the rest, you're either too young to worry about it or you can research on your own.
There is no reason not to accept when you are handed something nice. As long as you don't stop living your own life. You don't want to turn yourself into an exotic pet.
Feel like I’ve heard this before. Her money comes from alimony and she left her husband because he wasn’t making her happy. Eventually he moved in with her and thinks he’s living the good life, until one day she starts to complain that he’s smothering her and that she needs to find herself. She kicks him out and starts seeing someone even younger than him. He’s left on the streets trying to piece his life back together after having been so financially dependent on her.
@@Labyrinth6000 what reason do you think a wealthy woman is going to spoil and praise a nobody that’s obviously going to fall for them for their looks for? Obviously going to be gutted and sold to the black market
Just the course of things I guess. Once you have money most people with just go for younger people. Interesting hearing the shoe on the other foot though.
@onsynaptical Either someone who donates that amount of money to you with this pretext has something psychologically or physiologically(something gon done wrong with the brain) wrong with them. You need to look at controlling and possessive behaviour, because this woman /screams/ crazy. Like, hogtie and murder you over not conforming to her standards, type of crazy. If this story is real (no lol), she deliberately engineered this to happen, the types of people who actually have the money, resources and dedication to basically nab someone like that are usually divorced for very good reasons, or just got unlucky. 1/10 chance. Roll the dice, it'll be your life on the line. Some people really are like the woman was described, kind to a fault, wouldn't do anyone harm, just wants someone to love after a particularly bad divorce. The 9/10 is; Complete Sociopath Freek in the Sheets (Not terrible, not good) Sugarmom (You're her plaything, which, I mean. Not really that terrible if she isn't a psycho and you keep her attention - which I'm leaning towards here as she seemed awfully possessive with the terms ' /my/ young gentleman' IDK just screams fake or HOLY SHIT RUUUUUUUN ANON
@ doesn't matter if it is or isn't. It's still a guiding text that's lasted for thousands of years, because its lessons are based in truth. Even if you don't believe the religion, the book itself is a guide on universal lessons in life that has stood the test of time and distills the essence of human nature.
>feels like I'm on a first date while frothing milk Anyone else think "frothing milk" could turn into an innuendo? Anon was "frothing milk" while on his date.
"I accidentally got a mommy"
No. Every step of this was on purpose and planned ahead. Just not by you.
Exactly, he didn't get a mommy, a mommy got him.
💀💀💀
it's all fun and fairy tales until the lamp starts looking funny
noooooo not the lamp
the lamp moment is most gut wrenching story, may every happy anon never find odly looking lamp in their life.
I don't get it can anyone explain
@@Afire50M YOOOOO DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU HERE
@@asusmushroom4778 why do people find me everywhere
then she buys anon a lamp.
Nonononono
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait
WAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT!!
And he wakes, realising he wasn't actually chad, he just got assaulted by a 310 lb football player.
HOW COULD YOU
what's the joke help
@@justgaming7679 there was once a man in college where he slipped but then he met a nice woman who later became his wife and has 2 kids so he thought he had a good life, but one day a lamp looked weird and when he touched it he woke up apparently when he slipped he fell into a coma and was in a dream that his life was all a dream so, his wife, the kids weren't real, afterwards he became depressed and withdrawn, soon he started to hear his dream son still trying to talk to him sometimes at night
Well she got herself a young bull. She won't let go the leash anytime soon and if he trys anything she doesn't like, then he will wish that someone wakes him up.
Yes this arrangements are totally transactional and can turn sour pretty fast unfortunately.
....I have no idea what your life experience is, but you should refrain from saying "she got herself a young bull" in the future. I know what you think you mean, but I assure you it has a very different meaning.
@@Ravenleaf182 what do you say it means
@@PaKePo If someone is a bull in a relationship, there is typically 3 people involved at least. If I have to explain the rest, you're either too young to worry about it or you can research on your own.
@@Ravenleaf182words change their meaning sometimes, get over it
This is the plot to the 1967 movie, The Graduate.
This guy's a little worried about his future
Fakest amongst fakes
hopefully mot but likely right
Talking to rich people leads to the strangest of occurrences. You might just end up walking home with one, who's to say?
Being real is rarely the most important part of a story. If it was a good story, who cares?
@@arbynflowiter true
I would bet my kidneys this is fake.
"the works" was said 3 times, anon definitely learned that word this week and made a fanfiction just as an excuse to use it lol
Tf does it even mean?
Practice makes perfect!
And then he woke up...
Soon enough he will wish it was a dream
The lamp claims yet another victim
It's honestly more disturbing than sad if you think about it, out of sudden you'll wake up in something more sinister
damn it. It should hve been me not him!
Here's how you know it's fake, he sonehow remembers the specific coffee order but then lacks detail all throughout the story
Nah, shes a reguler, and as a barista youre kinda trained to remember peoples order, so it still makes sense atleast on the coffee order part
@@pepeokatze ain't no way he remembers the order SHE wanted THAT day but doesn't mention anything else that detailed, not even his job procedures
Wouldn't that make it true?
PLEASE MOMMY NURTURE ME IM BEGGING
Digital footprint go crazy
average swede
@@pwn3r1you must be a Norwegian or a Dane, eh?
Gandalf is legit tweaking for a mommy 😭
@@TahitiMaster thats not me thats a schizo romanian ytber thats famous in our country I just reupload his videos
Local man starts playing game girls have been playing for hundreds of years.
False and homosexual
Lies and not heterosexual
Untruthful and Sexually interested in the same sex
Untrue and queer
Blasphemy and homoerotic
Wrong and bent
Where is the part where he’s tricked into being skinned alive and sold to the black market? that’s bound to happen eventually
exactly my thoughts.
*A MAN'S COPE, WILL NEVER DIE!*
Fake: anon got a mommy gf.
Gay: it's actually a sugar daddy.
Fake: you comment here to say it's fake
real: you wish you were him
@@RisumiesEdits God i'm so lonely.
Yo, ngl, a suggar daddy works too.
@@feenger2758 lol 😂
@@GHKiwi boy what de hell
There is no reason not to accept when you are handed something nice.
As long as you don't stop living your own life.
You don't want to turn yourself into an exotic pet.
You are so wrong.
@@GHKiwi i would like to be a woman's pet fr
What is this comment section bro 😭
I want to though? Tell me one good reason to not have a rich mommy gf that spoils the f out of me
Do not speak on my behalf😤
I have a bigger chance to win the lottery 5 times in a row than this happening
Anon, you never ever let this woman out of your life, she'll be the best thing that ever happened to you
2:28 THIS IS THE POWER OF MY STAND, ZA WARUDO
This is just about every young guys' dream...
That's a nice fictional story I can cry myself to sleep with🥰
man is living the life
Feel like I’ve heard this before.
Her money comes from alimony and she left her husband because he wasn’t making her happy. Eventually he moved in with her and thinks he’s living the good life, until one day she starts to complain that he’s smothering her and that she needs to find herself. She kicks him out and starts seeing someone even younger than him. He’s left on the streets trying to piece his life back together after having been so financially dependent on her.
Literally the most vanilla of sugar mamas. At least she isn't asking for you to call her mommy
fake: Anon has a mommy
gay: anon has a sugar daddy
„don't wake me up.. please.." God that was cute.
Oh boy, that man is in big trouble
How?
@@Labyrinth6000 what reason do you think a wealthy woman is going to spoil and praise a nobody that’s obviously going to fall for them for their looks for? Obviously going to be gutted and sold to the black market
Bro is either giga jacked, looks like a model or both
I hope this is real because it sure as hell sounds like the best kind of dream
Just the course of things I guess. Once you have money most people with just go for younger people. Interesting hearing the shoe on the other foot though.
Oh geez. Anon's off his meds again.
Average 4chan greentext story, a dream, the works
the best 4chan thingy I have ever clicked on !!!!!!
Remember, Lucifer was the most beautiful of the angels.
should i be that type of guy who'd say "oh but we're not angels"?
@onsynaptical Either someone who donates that amount of money to you with this pretext has something psychologically or physiologically(something gon done wrong with the brain) wrong with them. You need to look at controlling and possessive behaviour, because this woman /screams/ crazy.
Like, hogtie and murder you over not conforming to her standards, type of crazy. If this story is real (no lol), she deliberately engineered this to happen, the types of people who actually have the money, resources and dedication to basically nab someone like that are usually divorced for very good reasons, or just got unlucky.
1/10 chance. Roll the dice, it'll be your life on the line. Some people really are like the woman was described, kind to a fault, wouldn't do anyone harm, just wants someone to love after a particularly bad divorce.
The 9/10 is;
Complete Sociopath
Freek in the Sheets (Not terrible, not good)
Sugarmom (You're her plaything, which, I mean. Not really that terrible if she isn't a psycho and you keep her attention - which I'm leaning towards here as she seemed awfully possessive with the terms ' /my/ young gentleman'
IDK just screams fake or HOLY SHIT RUUUUUUUN ANON
He was also a fanfiction
@ doesn't matter if it is or isn't. It's still a guiding text that's lasted for thousands of years, because its lessons are based in truth. Even if you don't believe the religion, the book itself is a guide on universal lessons in life that has stood the test of time and distills the essence of human nature.
@@AM-ko4pi I meant the fanfiction to the bible itself.
This is a reminder to just take your meds
fake, black, and super gay
erm why did you add "black" to the fake and gay list ?
🤣"black"
@@emmanueldennis516 because yt bans the original word for it here.
@@emmanueldennis516
I mean best way to keep it from going stale is to keep updating it.
Now the format goes:
Fake:
Black:
Gay:
was the 2nd one necessary
I needed this YESTERDAY
I NEED to be a victim already
The cougar claims another victim
Ну почему он, а не я???
Ooof, poor guy's never going to procreate
I. WISH. THAT. WAS. ME.
SHOULD'VE BEEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Apparently anon got the works
the ending hahahaha ^ ^
>feels like I'm on a first date while frothing milk
Anyone else think "frothing milk" could turn into an innuendo?
Anon was "frothing milk" while on his date.
I want to be in your crew, captain!
I know this is likely fake, but I like a good story none the less.
That should've been me,not him! 😭😭😭
The works
Yeah that happened to me too, totally
It should have been me...
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME NOT HIM
gake and fay
Aww hell yeah
i'm jealous of anon for the first time... this story seems real to me. This jealousy burns wven in winter. tell me guys it is fake plzz
Most of this story is actually real expect anon got murdered and cannibalized at her place.
I believe this is true, but for the wrong reasons
Top 10 things that never happened
UGH IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME! NOT HIM! ITS NOT FAIRRRRRRRR
And that attitude right there is why you don't got a sugar mommy.
@Fredorando i do actually. but we Gotta meme Man.
@@lTsuum most believable lie of the century.
@@lTsuumyeah, and I’m the ceo of apple
Hey Man my life i can speak for It.
I hope this is real
You can tell the better ones are fake because the dude is writing them on 4chan
when is it my turn
Gake and fay
Greentext has just turned into incel fanfic…
Tf does "the works" even mean bruh
Actual brainrot
I don't like to say it, but probably the money comes from her ex-husband.
i would say it should have been me but im a minor
Enjoy it, OP.
Savour it to the last drop.
i like it. :)
This is just genderbent Pretty Woman, isn't it?
🐈♻️
🤯
Fake
Mamakatsu
*sigh* unzips
It should have been me
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEE!!
this post is so indian
what does ts mean 😭🙏🏽
a
b
Screaming invented in 12338 BC
People in 12339: