Zhang Zongchang, the Dogmeat General | Sam O'Nella | History Teacher Reacts

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  • @MrTerry
    @MrTerry  Рік тому +312

    Who is another peculiar person from history that Sam should cover?

    • @NBrixH
      @NBrixH Рік тому +36

      Rasputin 100%

    • @samhouston1979
      @samhouston1979 Рік тому +18

      the guy who rebelled against china in the 1800s who started the Heavenly Kingdom

    • @NBrixH
      @NBrixH Рік тому +8

      @@samhouston1979 pretty sure he already did that
      Edit: nvm that was that guy who makes Sam styled tribute videos

    • @samhouston1979
      @samhouston1979 Рік тому +3

      Roman emperor Elagabalus

    • @personperson.7744
      @personperson.7744 Рік тому +6

      Ernest Hemingway
      This video explains his life quite well, I’d love to see a Sam video on it
      ua-cam.com/video/PUB9D78ajmI/v-deo.html

  • @HunterZeGreat
    @HunterZeGreat Рік тому +1433

    Sam O' Nella lives up to the salmonella description. You never expect him, but when he's here it's a hell of an experience.

    • @pomtubes1205
      @pomtubes1205 Рік тому +94

      Spoken like a true salmonella enjoyer

    • @AnalyticalMenace
      @AnalyticalMenace Рік тому +62

      "I'm Sam O'Nella and I'm hiding in your fridge."
      Checks out.🤣

    • @jakehildebrand1824
      @jakehildebrand1824 Рік тому +19

      Yeah, especially since he has a tendency to dissappear for years at a time, then randomly re-appear out of thin air

  • @gofro7014
    @gofro7014 Рік тому +107

    I think I need to add a little context to the "mother jokes". In Chinese culture, "your mom" is not a joke or tease, but a serious profanity, along with "his/her mom" and "f*** your mom". Especially when it's put in writing, plainly and explicitly, it's a heavy curse word that civilized people don't use unless you really mean it. I guess we can see from the poems how unhinged this guy was.

    • @DaekoTan
      @DaekoTan Рік тому +22

      I'm Chinese and usually a very non-physical person. My boss (who was also Chinese) once muttered "Fuck your mom" to me at work and I felt this primal rage wash over me and I almost punched him in the face after giving him the verbal thrashing of a lifetime. I wonder if offense toward "your mom" profanities is engrained deeply in Chinese DNA lol
      Edit: From what I've seen I'm not the only one who has such a strong reaction to that profanity cause I've seen other Chinese people go absolutely ballistic when they hear it

    • @TheWilku22
      @TheWilku22 Рік тому +10

      ​@@DaekoTanim eastern european and here we also hate YO Momma jokes and using them will get you punched

    • @raiisleep
      @raiisleep 9 місяців тому

      yo mama so dumb she dumb​@@TheWilku22

  • @Snp2024
    @Snp2024 Рік тому +464

    Guy was so based he threatened the god and won.

    • @jasonutty52
      @jasonutty52 Рік тому +36

      Wasn't exactly a fair fight. One side didn't even exist.

    • @Jakethesnake2007
      @Jakethesnake2007 Рік тому +13

      I don't think wasting valuable ammunition is a win

    • @agamemnonofmycenae5258
      @agamemnonofmycenae5258 Рік тому +41

      @@Jakethesnake2007 If you don't fight with God literally, how would history remember you?

    • @Jakethesnake2007
      @Jakethesnake2007 Рік тому +11

      @@agamemnonofmycenae5258 as a sane man

    • @estonimacedonii
      @estonimacedonii Рік тому +6

      ​@@jasonutty52 lol

  • @ac1455
    @ac1455 Рік тому +133

    The prince he ‘accidentally’ shot was the cousin of the last Qing emperor Puyi.

  • @I_Stole_A_BTR-80
    @I_Stole_A_BTR-80 Рік тому +339

    I just want everyone to remember that Zhang was 6'6" despite famine in his youth.
    There is a timeline where he had plenty of food in his youth and became like 7'6" to 8'.
    Guy was already as tall as a god in East Asian standards. He could have been as tall as the tallest basketballers on top of that.
    Also, basest means "of low social class". Time wasn't ahead of their time with the term "based".

    • @lasagnasux4934
      @lasagnasux4934 Рік тому +38

      That last point is kind of important. I'm not saying The Times is above hailing a brutal murderer as having the correct philosophy, but they didn't in this case.

    • @majesticed9329
      @majesticed9329 Рік тому +11

      Reincarnation of Lu Bu

    • @HitTheFloor16
      @HitTheFloor16 Рік тому

      That's a fun fact
      But that last sentence... Yeah no fucking shit Sherlock.

    • @I_Stole_A_BTR-80
      @I_Stole_A_BTR-80 Рік тому +2

      @@HitTheFloor16 hey man, basest is a very unknown word, first time I heard I thought people were saying "Bassist". Also it's really not a common word, unless you live with eton graduates maybe.

    • @HitTheFloor16
      @HitTheFloor16 Рік тому

      @@I_Stole_A_BTR-80 I meant the "they weren't ahead of their time with 'based'" part

  • @Gidi66
    @Gidi66 Рік тому +113

    He kept his wealth and concubines as they most likely wanted to use him similar to how they used the last Chinese emperor puyi, and one of his poems is Untitled
    They ask me how many women I have.
    To be honest, I don’t know either.
    Yesterday, a boy called me dad.
    I don’t know who his mother was.

  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 Рік тому +404

    Zhang was truly ahead of his time, as all the best poets are. Why are these masterpieces not being read in schools? Also, at this rate, we can expect the Sam's next video to release in june or July of next year. I can't wait.

    • @watershipup7101
      @watershipup7101 Рік тому +2

      Agreed

    • @genjis5155
      @genjis5155 Рік тому +3

      Can't wait for it.

    • @AlexKS1992
      @AlexKS1992 Рік тому +4

      My favorite Zhang poem is “A Poem About Bastards”.

    • @marquisdelafayette1929
      @marquisdelafayette1929 Рік тому +1

      Because……
      ” 😭 WaHh wOkEnEsS!
      ChiNa bAd! REaL hiStoRy bAd! ReAdiNg iS LoSeRz!”

    • @AlexKS1992
      @AlexKS1992 Рік тому +4

      @@marquisdelafayette1929 WTF dude.

  • @sirboomsalot4902
    @sirboomsalot4902 Рік тому +85

    One (kinda) wholesome story I heard about this guy; he was going have have one of his officers executed for boinking one of his concubines. But then they both said that they were actually in love and not just horny, so he not only let them go but actually got them married free of charge

  • @ollikoskiniemi6221
    @ollikoskiniemi6221 Рік тому +184

    Sam O'Nella sightings are basically more rare than Bigfoot. Knew you were gonna make a video about this.

    • @13vatra
      @13vatra Рік тому +2

      It's funny, I was actually recommending Sam O'Nella to a friend, sending him the unluckiest ship video, and it showed Sam had posted 5 hours ago. That was the first I'd been on his channel since his previous video and just happened to have a conversation that ended with me recommending him on the same day he posts.

  • @zeusalternative1270
    @zeusalternative1270 Рік тому +17

    9:51 This is the modern day version of making your soldiers stab the ocean with their swords because you're mad at the god of the sea, but in that one at least they didn't waste perfectly good shells and make their soldiers deaf bc of the sound.

  • @DionysianLovecraftian
    @DionysianLovecraftian Рік тому +45

    The Dogmeat General was one of the most insane people to ever live. You can't even make half the things up he did.

    • @Xendrick
      @Xendrick Рік тому +5

      Reality is often harder to believe than fiction

  • @btm9099
    @btm9099 Рік тому +153

    This guy is what every military wants as a recruiter

  • @samhouston1979
    @samhouston1979 Рік тому +34

    the Bastards Poem had me almost pass out laughing

  • @killerqueen6054
    @killerqueen6054 Рік тому +19

    I always love seeing Mr Terry and Sam

  • @fedos
    @fedos Рік тому +11

    The context behind the Romans declaring war on the sea: it was Caligula.

    • @Nolroa
      @Nolroa Рік тому +4

      It would be one of the least extravagant things the Emperor "Little Boots" would have done.

  • @dr.woozie7500
    @dr.woozie7500 Рік тому +28

    Zhang was actually part of the Fengtian clique which was right-wing and collaborated with the Japanese in Manchuria prior to the 1931 invasion. He was an enemy of both the Kuomintang and the Communists.

  • @Nolroa
    @Nolroa Рік тому +7

    10:14
    Sam O'Nella returned and with a poetry reading session from of the kind that makes the audience applaud by snapping fingers... Like the beatnik poetry in the 60s

  • @TheMrbubbles1378
    @TheMrbubbles1378 Рік тому +15

    anyone see the intentional Amogus in the power struggle?

  • @MycoSC
    @MycoSC Рік тому +13

    Just want to share a bit more info from Chinese sources about Zhang’s poem. A interview with one of Zhang’s daughter has she claim that Zhang hated writing and never did wrote those poem.
    Have another sourced study that pin point most of Zhang’s poem to poems either from earlier Qing dynasty joke books, or from sources written from 1960s. So whilst the poems are definately the coolest aspect of the story, it is likely that they are just tales to embellish Zhang’s story added in by writers later on.

  • @Yeebo__
    @Yeebo__ Рік тому +1

    How to get people interested in history: both of these men. Thanks for your input and reactions!

  • @PsychicWars
    @PsychicWars Рік тому +18

    Minor correction, at 4:20 Sam makes the common mistake of referring to positive punishment as negative reinforcement. In the context of operant conditioning schedules, "reinforcement" is anything that makes the target behavior more likely to recur whereas "punishment" is anything that makes it less likely to recur. "Positive" and "negative" in this context refer to whether something is done by adding a stimulus or taking it away. To use his diagram, the addition of a pleasant sensation like back scratching or an unpleasant sensation like a whip will make the shirtless gentlemen more likely to cut deals for each other and the tiger less likely to refuse to jump through the flaming hoop.

  • @DarkwolfRedsoul
    @DarkwolfRedsoul Рік тому +6

    My first thought when i saw Sam had released a new video was that i really wanted to see you react to it. But sadly you hadnt yet.. and "finally, after hours and hours of waiting" ;) here it is.

  • @newwaveinfantry8362
    @newwaveinfantry8362 Рік тому +8

    10:22 - He really went and threatened the God's mom.

  • @osmacar5331
    @osmacar5331 Рік тому +4

    for anyone who hasn't noticed. when sam is showing the not fully accurate warlord control he makes the top left green region an among us meme

  • @chieffie5525
    @chieffie5525 Рік тому +8

    And we wouldnt see any sam videos for the next five years.

  • @22TwentyTwo
    @22TwentyTwo Рік тому +3

    as soon Sam's video was uploaded, I instantly thought about you reacting to it. hell yes

  • @o07t28
    @o07t28 Рік тому +2

    saw Sam's new video and was excited to see your reaction

  • @AlexKS1992
    @AlexKS1992 Рік тому +7

    Apparently one of his favorite punishments he would hand out to people is skull splitting. Basically he would take an axe and hit someone on the head with it. He was a man I wouldn’t want to mess with.

  • @cerberus144
    @cerberus144 Рік тому +6

    2:40 Northwest China looking pretty SUS

  • @thebiggestbutthole
    @thebiggestbutthole Рік тому +2

    i seen the original sam o nella post and waited bc I KNEW you would watch this today😂🤝🤝 your the goat fr

  • @Reddicopithicus
    @Reddicopithicus Рік тому +1

    you mentioned dogmeat from fallout and i instantly liked the video. you a G

  • @nunyabisnass1141
    @nunyabisnass1141 Рік тому +5

    Hasn't even neen a full 24hrs since sam uploaded that bid and you're already making a reaction to it. You must have been just as excited to see it as we are.

    • @MrTerry
      @MrTerry  Рік тому +5

      Of course! Also it's pretty easy to know when Sam uploads people comment about it on every one of my videos lol.

  • @ryan.8783
    @ryan.8783 Рік тому +2

    Lol had me dying when Sam said “I’m in your fridge” and you suddenly stared and slowly turned

  • @spartana1116
    @spartana1116 Рік тому

    6:20 I see your a gamer of culture there mr terry

  • @DeathBaseTURBO
    @DeathBaseTURBO Рік тому +2

    I checked the channel thursday and realized he hadn't uploaded in a couple months, figured he may have gone quiet again, low and behold he has returned

  • @ZMB-on5ub
    @ZMB-on5ub Рік тому +1

    Lol effing hilarious when the famines trigger the inner history teacher. God bless you.

  • @UncleRuckus-NoRelation-
    @UncleRuckus-NoRelation- Рік тому +2

    *Sam'O"Nella updates a video*
    Mr. Terry: Oh yeah, its all coming together

  • @The_Horse-leafs_Cabbage
    @The_Horse-leafs_Cabbage Рік тому

    Just finished watching Sam’s vid, since I saw your vid pop up in my feed.
    Coming back to your vid, since I know you’ll enjoy it

  • @nontrashfire2
    @nontrashfire2 Рік тому +1

    You can ingest gold, but you don't digest it. It just passes through.

  • @samhouston1979
    @samhouston1979 Рік тому +1

    time to clear my calendar for Sam’s next upload in 7 months

  • @HECKproductions
    @HECKproductions Рік тому +1

    first time that i come across a major mistake in a sam o nella video
    because i can tell ou from personal experience that kicking old ladies asses does in fact solve all problems

  • @TheFrugalVideoGamer
    @TheFrugalVideoGamer Рік тому +2

    With Zongchang ordering his troops to fire at the sky, just look how many Floridians went to a party determined to *shoot at Hurricane Irma* in an attempt to drive it away! 50/50 odds on how many of them were for the meme, and how many went because they genuinely thought it'd work!

  • @samhouston1979
    @samhouston1979 Рік тому +3

    The “dogmeat “ general title reminds me of that Liberian general known as “general butt naked”

    • @msbhicks8358
      @msbhicks8358 Рік тому

      At least Butt Naked did eventually realize what he did was wrong and reformed

  • @IlluminatiReign
    @IlluminatiReign Рік тому

    Mr. Terry, your work is awesome!

  • @lasagnasux4934
    @lasagnasux4934 Рік тому +1

    My favorite poem by Zhang is the one about the great blue lake and how it you poke the frogs they will leave

  • @Crooked-60
    @Crooked-60 Рік тому +1

    I don't know if it's just me but I feel like this samonella episode had a faster pace then usual

  • @spangelicious837
    @spangelicious837 Рік тому

    6:40 "How can you rule anything with not knowing?"
    Nie Huaisang has entered the chat.

  • @Soothsayer_98
    @Soothsayer_98 Рік тому

    2:39 Sam sneaked in a green crewmate on the top left of China, lol

  • @pyrotempestwing
    @pyrotempestwing Рік тому +2

    6:42 According to a recent Half as Interesting video, the US government doesn’t know how many properties/buildings it owns, so it’s not exactly far fetched.

  • @Deathpunch93
    @Deathpunch93 Рік тому +1

    The subtle amungus in the different counties?

  • @cityraildude
    @cityraildude Рік тому

    Hey Mr. Terry, what was a head shaver? Sam never explained

    • @MrTerry
      @MrTerry  3 місяці тому +1

      Sorry I'm getting back to this so late. My ignorant self just learned about "super thanks". Crap, I don't remember.

  • @PeltzoDelzo
    @PeltzoDelzo Рік тому +1

    Sam manages to dissappear for a couple months and then come back with a even shittier microphone quality 😂

  • @EQuisby
    @EQuisby Рік тому

    I knew you'd show up on my suggestions the moment I saw Sam upload...

  • @Barrystue
    @Barrystue Рік тому +1

    “Where control was really in the hands of warlords”
    Do you know how little that narrows it down

  • @samueltrusik3251
    @samueltrusik3251 Рік тому +3

    One of the more tame Samonella videos.

  • @slacksviii9824
    @slacksviii9824 9 місяців тому

    Fun fact about the time the romans had their soldiers attack the ocean, i heard its now thought that it was a punishment similar to how in modern times some soldiers will have to mop in the rain until they get all the water off the courtyard or the scrubbing the bathroom with the toothbrush due to the army being cowards and so that was their punishment was to shame them and embarrass them for cowardess

  • @newwaveinfantry8362
    @newwaveinfantry8362 Рік тому +2

    3:32 - Nope. Anti-commies. The white army were not revolutionaries.

  • @johnwalsh4857
    @johnwalsh4857 Рік тому +7

    Actually the Qing Dynasty falls, in 1911 , the revoluationaries get backstabbed by Yuan Shikai the head of China's Beiyang army, the equiavelent of the Chinese imperial guards, the best equipped best trained army with its own navy in China. Yuan Shikai planned to establish his own dynasty but died of Uremia in 1916. then without its main leader his officers all rebelled and established their own armies , so China was effectively in civil war starting in 1917 with several mian warlord armies and hundreds of smaller ones. all fighting each other . also add to the mix revolutionary groups and criminals. the Chinese communists allied themselves with the KMT nationalists. to fight the warlords and after SUn Yat Sen died and Chiang Kai Shek too over who hated communists, he backstabbed the Chinese communists. in purges and encriclement campaigns in the late 20s to the early 30s.

  • @richardchan7748
    @richardchan7748 Рік тому

    Fun fact: 10:13 the Chinese on the paper says suck my xxxx😂

  • @BelgorathTheSorcerer
    @BelgorathTheSorcerer Рік тому +1

    If I ate gold, I'd be BMing into the spaghetti strainer singing "what would you do for a Klondike Bar," pretending to pan for gold in Alaska. Then I'd make a ring out of it and tell people I forged it in my colon.

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 Рік тому +1

      I like your thinking!!!!

    • @BambinaSaldana
      @BambinaSaldana Рік тому

      Seems like you've thought this through

  • @semajnosnibor17
    @semajnosnibor17 Рік тому

    Was interesting to learn about natural disasters being viewed as divine intervention and cause for civil wars.

  • @ryanwilson_canada
    @ryanwilson_canada 8 місяців тому

    Forgotten weapons has a good series and a book about the weapons of the Chinese warlord era. Kind of interesting.

  • @tozu777
    @tozu777 Рік тому +1

    Dang, Zhang out here taking shots at GOD!

  • @DefaultFlame
    @DefaultFlame Рік тому +1

    3:34 White Russians were Tsarists, not Bolsheviks. Sam called them Bolshevik butchers, as in buthers of Bolsheviks. They are not the revolutionaries.

  • @grandmasteryoda2605
    @grandmasteryoda2605 Рік тому

    anyone else feel like Sam was just like tired while he made this? i just didnt feel the energy he usually has.

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan Рік тому +2

    Hey Mr Terry, since Chinese history's your favorite subject to teach, do you have any tips for learning it? I was born and raised in China yet I cannot remember a single thing past Emperor Qin's name. The names, dates, and the fact that I had to read it in more archaic Chinese phrasing really put me off and I've never passed any of my Chinese history exams back in middle school. I'm super into European history and have a lot more understanding of world history as a whole, but the method to understanding Chinese history eludes me to this day.

  • @BeeWaifu
    @BeeWaifu Рік тому

    2:40 Lookin' a bit sus there

  • @baphomathedude8057
    @baphomathedude8057 Рік тому +1

    I really want to be a history teacher, im working on my teachers degree soon. Im inspired by your content!

  • @YukoValis
    @YukoValis Рік тому +1

    you do his instant but poor bluejay has had a new video for like 2 months.. poor bird not getting the love.

  • @MuricanBearWarrior
    @MuricanBearWarrior Рік тому

    Count dankula did a really good video on the dog meat general

  • @Ballin4Vengeance
    @Ballin4Vengeance Рік тому

    10:00 no but I remember Calligula being really upset at the sea for wrecking his little invasion of Britain so he grabbed a whip and smacked the shit out of the english channel, or celtic channel at the time I guess

  • @trevorrentfro1825
    @trevorrentfro1825 Рік тому

    I was the 1000th like. Keep up the good work!

  • @Echo_4609
    @Echo_4609 Рік тому

    Jokes on you! I beat YOU to it! Was there in less than 10 minutes of the notification

  • @smugglergoblin9503
    @smugglergoblin9503 Рік тому +3

    I think there was a misunderstanding with the White Russians. I believe Sam was was referring to the counter-revoloutionairies not the communists, those are the reds.

  • @Razgriz85
    @Razgriz85 Рік тому

    There are restaurants in NYC that serve food wrapped in gold leaf for you to eat. It's expensive as hell, but whatever people want to waste their money on.

  • @Momo_Kawashima
    @Momo_Kawashima Рік тому

    I want to dedicate the poem about bastards to my two chiefs at my soon former job. I will write it in italian and recite it to them as a farewell the day my contract will expire

  • @adolfocoy7516
    @adolfocoy7516 Рік тому

    I really hope Sam make it yearly ocurrence to talk about former leaders in a vide0.

  • @XarmenKarshov
    @XarmenKarshov Рік тому

    3:10 man look that sussy blue

  • @heyitsmeagain6897
    @heyitsmeagain6897 Рік тому

    The Warlord-Map of China looking pretty sus there at the end

  • @Fettuccinithings
    @Fettuccinithings Рік тому +1

    The whites that he was talking about weren't commies btw they were pro czarist who got kicked out by the commies post revolution

  • @FourthDerivative
    @FourthDerivative Рік тому +1

    7:40 This might be the most cursed thing Sam's ever drawn. I hate it.

    • @Ceae4588
      @Ceae4588 Рік тому

      I hope to GOD none of his students watch this

  • @bus6292
    @bus6292 Рік тому +8

    I would just like to note that Zhang is properly pronounced 'Jong' in Mandarin. If you traveled to that time and place and asked for 'general Zhang' the way Terry pronounces it people would stare at you quizzically.

  • @yamil8003
    @yamil8003 Рік тому

    3:14 Green amongus

  • @Spartan265
    @Spartan265 Рік тому

    Is it weird I got kind of hyped when I saw Sam's video yesterday? Also it's weird referring to someone as Sam when it's also my name lol.

  • @ChickenNuggetManOnTheMoon
    @ChickenNuggetManOnTheMoon 19 днів тому

    Yes yes I did know gold is safe to eat since u know it doesn't react with much

  • @ryanm9566
    @ryanm9566 Рік тому

    Positive reinforcement is a reward, negative reinforcement is the withholding of a reward. Negative reinforcement isn't punishment, punishment is punishment.

  • @tianhaoju4634
    @tianhaoju4634 Рік тому

    Unfortunatly as I learnt, most if not all of Zhang's poem are not his. A few of them existed around during late Qing dynasty and some only appeared after the founding of the PRC

  • @josephross8753
    @josephross8753 Рік тому

    There's a guy called dj peace cobbler he dose history some times

  • @GlidyBun
    @GlidyBun Рік тому

    Well that was fast

  • @alvuigi_07
    @alvuigi_07 Рік тому

    I have just noticed an Among Us reference in the map of chinese warlords

  • @red5038
    @red5038 Рік тому

    I gotta ask what did pagan empire do when yui on dynasty invade them

  • @matiaspereyra9392
    @matiaspereyra9392 Рік тому +1

    8:03 See this is how you fix the economy, you know how the meme was
    step one: print a lot of money
    step two: ?
    step 3: profit
    well turns out step 2 is just beat people up, we made up the concept of money, money only works if there's the implicit agreement that it works, so just make people agree by any means necesary 4Head

  • @bacharbaridi
    @bacharbaridi Рік тому

    Mr terry if you like to explore the 19th century you should watch franco russian war with napoleon II or the commune of paris or the dreyfus affair

  • @eegaming3696
    @eegaming3696 Рік тому

    2:39 wait a minute

  • @MaybeLaterBro
    @MaybeLaterBro Рік тому +1

    did I SEE A AMONG US MEME IN 2023 >:(

  • @Emulleator
    @Emulleator Рік тому

    famine is one of the only disasters that can actually be attributed to bad governance back then

  • @qelizabeth_i
    @qelizabeth_i Рік тому

    Hah the food poisoning man is back

  • @bujotrys3236
    @bujotrys3236 Рік тому

    Hello sir I watched a video that you made about a year ago about history teacher reacts to Family Guy history jokes and in the picture there is the black obelisk in the white Obelisk of course a joke but I have did a little research and ran into something weird about those is it true that they still follow a ritual set by ancient Egyptians when the president is sworn in and the ritual is to take in the spirit of Horus and become him

  • @NeonBeeCat
    @NeonBeeCat Рік тому

    Sam O'Nella Academy is not fit for human consumption.